Obama Plate

[Awful Me]

www.victoryplate.com


The actors in the commercial deserve Academy Awards.

All that is missing is a guy saying Obama President NAAAAAAAA!

[Cunta Kinte]

As opposed to the 10,000 9/11 related products featuring firefighters, crying eagles and Bush?

[Ziti Lo Mein]

Haww. I saw this ad on TV. White families all gathering around this shitty piece of porcelain and decal like its their newest family pet. All they needed was someone walking the plate, pausing to look at it with a hand stroking their chin, and nodding approvingly with a cheesy smile. I like Obama but things like this make me lol.

Oh but wait! Its ridge is decorated in real gooold~! protip: thats the only value on it, if that is even gold. ohoho.

[Awful Me]

As opposed to the 10,000 9/11 related products featuring firefighters, crying eagles and Bush?

Its not plate that sickens me.

Its the commercial.

Especially the part where the guy is writing something, then stops and looks at the plate in silent reflection then nods and goes back to putting his witty musings on paper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQG5GIPD3fo

[Awful Me]

Heres the full commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSP_i9MI9NU

[English Gent]

I love the fact that it comes with a 'Certificate Of Authenticity', presumably in anticipation of all the counterfeit Obama plates that will be flooding the market in years to come.

EDIT: holy fuck, is that full-length commercial absolutely vomit-worthy.

[Cunta Kinte]

"Yes you can!....... own a piece of American history." Only 65 firing days, I need more than two, i'll send cash to anyone who will order them for me.

[IsThatATrain ?]

A great Christmas gift for Anthony...as targets for his new Desert Eagle.

[blee]

Get your Obama Lip Plate Naah!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

A great Christmas gift for Anthony...as targets for his new Desert Eagle.

Only if you can get Obama to hold it for him. :action-sm

[cokelogic]

This looks perfect for eating fried chicken off of.


Wait! That sounded racist. See I like to eat fried chick off commemorative plates and this looks like a wonderful plate.

[CaryMG]

Holy Mother of Jesus ....


Lookit hows the chillens is gavered 'round de plate -- noddin' they assent !

Den later ons we gonna serve up a big ol' mess o' neckbones & rice on de plate !

Das right -- Ahmo eats offa Obama's mouf !


I'd like ta take that shit & break it over that family's collective skulls ....
Certainly wouldn't do any harm.

And the YouTube comments are a scream ! lol


Especially the part where the guy is writing something, then stops and looks at the plate in silent reflection
then nods and goes back to putting his witty musings on paper.


Twice ! lol


It's not plate that sickens me.


For me it is.


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[CaryMG]

Quick note :

I kinda got nervous at the way the announcer says at the beginning ....

"... the day our world changed forever ...."

Man -- the Illuminati have thier fingers in everything.


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[Brokeback Jimmy]

Whuts wrohng with the plahtes weh got?

I meahn weh got Dixie, Chihnete, what's suhm ohf the nhams of does utter plhates?

Thehy hold prhety guhd, DOHNT THEY?

The Obama plate. I wouldn't put cat food on that fucking thing.

Looks like a good place to drop a steamy deuce.....

[CaryMG]

The Obama plate.
I wouldn't put cat food on that fucking thing.


Sir -- the above comments are what neccesitated the creation of the phrase "LOL" ! lol

Kudos !




Looks like a good place to drop a steamy deuce.....


Dunnit ?

And in honor of George Washington Carver, it shall be studded with peanuts.


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[croscoe]

:douchechills:

Using those plates as clay pigeons could be fun.

Is there going to be a commemorative plate for the destruction of the die?

[CaryMG]

Is there going to be a commemorative plate for the destruction of the die ?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

Holy mother of fuck that was funny ....
Wowee ....

Keep 'em coming, guys !


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[CousinDave]

I love the fact that it comes with a 'Certificate Of Authenticity', presumably in anticipation of all the counterfeit Obama plates that will be flooding the market in years to come.

EDIT: holy fuck, is that full-length commercial absolutely vomit-worthy.


Don't you know its worth more if it has the certificate of authenticity.

I'm holding out for the Obama Collector's Edition Sword.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I'm holding out for the Obama Collector's Edition Sword.

Does it come inscribed with "Smite Whitey" on the blade?

[CaryMG]

Does it come inscribed with "Smite Whitey" on the blade ?


HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Sweet !

And isn't it ironic that despite all of it's American iconography, this piece of shit was in all likelihood manufactured in China
by a Falun Gong political prisoner who had to sit there & paint puffy white clouds, the Stars & Stripes and other symbols of freedom
just a scant 10 minutes after having been repeatadly sodomized by a teak truncheon.

Ho !


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[LBF]

"This priceless work of art".... can be yours for the price of $19.99.

But, but if it's priceless.......

[CousinDave]

Does it come inscribed with "Smite Whitey" on the blade?


Nope, "Its got a dragon on the blade, its got a dragon on the blade!"

[Blue Heeler]

He's smiling because he's signing his suicide note, "Fuck you Boss ******!"

[abudabit]

Obama Spinning Rimz, you'd make a fortune

[Beeman99]

wow, you know you've made it when you've got your own plate.

[CaryMG]

Sorry for the bump, guys, but this is just too good a topic .... the replies too funny
to not see if we can try & wring another day or two out of it! lol

A couple more thoughts ....
Look at the scene with the kids.
What the fuck -- are we supposed to believe that 2 children are sitting around this -- this thing & discussing it ? lol
I love the handgestures & the bodylanguage & mannerisms they pull off ....
I'm surprised the boy didn't have his hands folded on the table
and the girl wasn't drinkin' a small espresso cup with her legs crossed at the knees. lol

And how about the family raising a toast to this shit ?
Easy on the hootch, there Patriarch-O'-The-Family -- I think it's adversely affecting your judgment.


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