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Dopie Opie
12-08-2008, 09:33 PM
I had to go to the town court today and had my 3 year old little princess with me. I explained that we had to go to the police to try and make it more interesting for her.

So we get there and she sees a couple of police cars and she is cool with it all. We go inside to the clerk and I sit her on the counter. She is curiously looking over my shoulders and around me. I can see that she is looking for something, but not sure what it is.

She then whispers to me

"Daddy, where are the cages" she asks
"What cages?" I responded
"The cages where they keep the black people."

How.....why.....what.....
Sinn Fein
12-08-2008, 09:37 PM
Outstanding.
Mother Shucker
12-08-2008, 09:43 PM
Oh, thank God, I thought you had an uncle named "Rules" and this was some sick video.
foyb
12-08-2008, 10:01 PM
you've taught her well, sir
Sct Ptersns Twn
12-08-2008, 10:03 PM
Zona, comment?
NikoBlaze
12-08-2008, 10:05 PM
the youth isn't retarded after all
Shootr
12-08-2008, 10:48 PM
Future opening act for Prussian Blue?
Glenn Dandy
12-08-2008, 11:27 PM
I had to go to the town court today and had my 3 year old little princess with me. I explained that we had to go to the police to try and make it more interesting for her.

So we get there and she sees a couple of police cars and she is cool with it all. We go inside to the clerk and I sit her on the counter. She is curiously looking over my shoulders and around me. I can see that she is looking for something, but not sure what it is.

She then whispers to me

"Daddy, where are the cages" she asks
"What cages?" I responded
"The cages where they keep the black people."

How.....why.....what.....

Fast forward 15 years... My teachers told me if I didn't suck a black dick I would be fastracked to hell.... or sued.


Enjoy them before you ship em off to brainwashing school.

DM45kYAKyCU

Des kids better not vote for Jon m Can.

A teacher that can not speak properly... ok terrific.
Dopie Opie
12-08-2008, 11:28 PM
Oh, thank God, I thought you had an uncle named "Rules" and this was some sick video.

Rules is actually my second cousin dumb ass and he has had problems in the past, but is getting better


And he is not allowed around my lil angel.....just my sons.:action-sm
Sinn Fein
12-08-2008, 11:53 PM
How.....why.....what.....

You belong to this board... Listen to a certain radio show... I'd imagine she has functional ears...
GoldenOne
12-09-2008, 12:09 AM
We need to arrange a planned marriage now with your daughter and my 4 year old nephew. Sounds like your girl can teach the lil bastard a few things.
Hudson
12-09-2008, 12:26 AM
Now if she can Rack a shotgun..she'll be golden!
Little Chuckie
12-09-2008, 12:28 AM
Enjoy them before you ship em off to brainwashing school.

DM45kYAKyCU

Des kids better not vote for Jon m Can.

A teacher that can not speak properly... ok terrific.


I wonder how pissed she is that her Boy hasn't appointed a far left leaning liberal yet and is picking mostly centrist, gave up going after the oil companies for taxes, won't end Bushes tax cuts early now, now supports the Patriot Act and backed away from the Iraq pull out he promised.


This shit might just work out after all and in the end all the disillusioned people who voted him in just for his color might give up all hope that their "savior" will come and won't vote in 4 years at all. They sure didn't vote in the GA run off.

Going to be an interesting 4 years.
Mother Shucker
12-09-2008, 12:32 AM
Rules is actually my second cousin dumb ass and he has had problems in the past, but is getting better


And he is not allowed around my lil angel.....just my sons.:action-sm

Ah, I stand coorrrrrected. Thank you.:icon_mrgr
gleet
12-09-2008, 12:51 AM
Pictures?
LilJimmiesMule
12-09-2008, 02:10 AM
This thread is useless without pictures. gleet beat me to it.

In any case, bravo to your kin, you must let her listen to notty radio, or old fashioned grandparents to be getting those phrases.
Sprite
12-09-2008, 02:42 AM
There is indeed real hope.
CousinDave
12-09-2008, 03:14 AM
I knew the parents of the Sparkling Wiggles girl were on this message board
Dopie Opie
12-09-2008, 07:46 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/alaudati/DSC_0076.jpg

Here she is in all her glory on the first day of pre school
GoatAss
12-09-2008, 08:15 AM
your kid does rule, and such a cutie. I've got a 2 year old girl and she rules as well.
Myhairygrundle
12-09-2008, 10:01 AM
Ok, that kid rules. She speaks the truf.


Kids say the darndest things.
Cunt Smasher
12-09-2008, 02:32 PM
Here's my 3 year old,very precocious,and without a doubt,Daddy's girl.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/9wire/moto_0376-1.jpg
Jimmy's Dignity
12-09-2008, 02:33 PM
I had to go to the town court today and had my 3 year old little princess with me. I explained that we had to go to the police to try and make it more interesting for her.

So we get there and she sees a couple of police cars and she is cool with it all. We go inside to the clerk and I sit her on the counter. She is curiously looking over my shoulders and around me. I can see that she is looking for something, but not sure what it is.

She then whispers to me

"Daddy, where are the cages" she asks
"What cages?" I responded
"The cages where they keep the black people."

How.....why.....what.....

I love your daughter.
DocSavage
12-09-2008, 03:32 PM
Cute damn kid there!

And so well mannered and versed!
Three Hole Puncher
12-09-2008, 03:59 PM
Here's my little handful...

http://www.romanmysteries.com/images/feralkid.jpg

Every Christmas it's the same, "I want a boomerang! I want a boomerang!"

Enough about the boomerangs!
jnoble
12-09-2008, 06:17 PM
I wonder how pissed she is that her Boy hasn't appointed a far left leaning liberal yet and is picking mostly centrist, gave up going after the oil companies for taxes, won't end Bushes tax cuts early now, now supports the Patriot Act and backed away from the Iraq pull out he promised.


This shit might just work out after all and in the end all the disillusioned people who voted him in just for his color might give up all hope that their "savior" will come and won't vote in 4 years at all. They sure didn't vote in the GA run off.

Going to be an interesting 4 years.


But.....but....He's the Chosen One who will end all wars, stop the sea levels from rising, make everyone rich (beyotch honk honk), fix global warming, and and......

NOOOOOO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! IT'S ALL BUSHS FAULT!!

:action-sm
LZMF1
12-09-2008, 08:02 PM
this past sunday my wife took my 5 YO to KINGS in morristown(we usually shop at the one in mendham) the entire time my angelic little aryan phsyco was complaining to my wife because this was not the store she likes to go to. finally my wife asked her what was wrong with the place and she says with a disgusted look on her face "too many brown people"
NuttyJim
12-09-2008, 10:00 PM
god bless her lil heart....an angel indeed!
GLENN_THE_TOOL
12-10-2008, 03:01 AM
I love your daughter.

says the guy with the Hermione obsession.
Glenn Dandy
12-11-2008, 01:22 PM
Here's my little handful...

http://www.romanmysteries.com/images/feralkid.jpg

Every Christmas it's the same, "I want a boomerang! I want a boomerang!"

Enough about the boomerangs!

ha ha..


Hey Dopie did you inpregnate the lady who does Lisa Simpsons voice?
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06YR6M70OkfBR/340x.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/alaudati/DSC_0076.jpg
brandon1
12-11-2008, 02:55 PM
Oh uncle paul
JimsInfectedEye
12-11-2008, 03:10 PM
In about 12 years, when her rebellious stage kicks in, don't be surprised at how her attitude changes.
bill333
12-11-2008, 09:23 PM
I love your daughter.

Back off JD, the clock didn't even start with this one yet.


In about 12 years, when her rebellious stage kicks in, don't be surprised at how her attitude changes.


Yes, be a very cool dad to her, payback's a "biatch"