"What got you the most turned on you have ever been? "

[moegolden]

interesting thread about it still is up here....
http://img.4chan.org/r9k/res/2386440.html

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that wackbaggers probably would want to post their stories anonymously,


all i know is
a) I'm a fucking square
b) some of those people are seriously fucked up

[moegolden]

As open as O and A can be, I don't know if they'd answer this on the air (even on XM).

But Jim would.

[rotten bastard]

my woman and her girl-friend in bed licking each other like a melting soft served carvel ice cream cone.

[Cunt Smasher]

Had a girl give me detailed instructions on how to eat her box while I was doing it,mixed in with moans and groans,and telling me she was gonna come. The actual fucking could have been measured in nanoseconds.

[THE FEZ MAN]

oh baby fuck me up the ass........


yep that and having a chick blow me out of the blue for no apparent reason thats as craxy as ive ever got

[Sinn Fein]

I'm pretty much right there with Fezman.

[BusyChild04]

Having a girl look up at me while she's sucking on it and telling me: "I want to taste you." Then proceeding to blow a load in her mouth.

[fandango86]

I'm into the dirty talk. We never act out half the stuff we say, but it gets me pretty worked up.

[Glenn Dandy]

Sons mom...23 blonde, blue eyes,110 lbs, pefect ass. virgin.

I fucked her on my tiolet.


What? I'm a plumber.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Middle of fucking she looks at me and says "Hurt me".
I came about 10 seconds later.

[Glenn Dandy]

Middle of fucking she looks at me and says "Hurt me".
I came about 10 seconds later.

So, I hit her with a brick! OOOOOWWWWHHHHH! ACGACK!

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

was wailing on an ex from behind, right before I was about to cum, she hopped off, spun around, and throated it.

Yeah, good times.

[Warfarer]

first time I watched 2 girls 1 cup. What? someone had to say it.

[FAngel]

The one time I had a threeway, the first girl was watching while the second and I were 69ing. I told the first one to give me the condom that was on the nightstand, but before she could, the second turned her head, with her pussy still hovering over my face, and said the following, directly quoted:

"I don't want you to fuck me. I want you to cum in my mouth."

Now who was I to rain on this gal's parade?

[NikkorTheMonk]

Fuck, I just can't dirty talk while knocking a piece off. I loose concentration, i sound like an idiot, I start laughing, im not verbally creative when i've got my dick in a hole and im having my ears yanked on. Just can't do it. Everything comes out like im William the wearwolf dude.

[CrewCab]

meatspin

[thelord68]

My girlfriend asked me to give her friend from work a ride home, kind of a long ride. I helped her in the house - she had a couple of bags - and went to take a leak before leaving for the long drive back.

I was standing in front of the bowl about to zip up when she comes into the bathroom, completely naked. Before I could say anything, she starts blowing me while fingering herself. I blew pretty quickly in her mouth. She then says she wants to fuck me, pushes me down onto bowl and straddles me. I just went along for the ride.

[bill333]

My girlfriend asked me to give her friend from work a ride home, kind of a long ride. I helped her in the house - she had a couple of bags - and went to take a leak before leaving for the long drive back.

I was standing in front of the bowl about to zip up when she comes into the bathroom, completely naked. Before I could say anything, she starts blowing me while fingering herself. I blew pretty quickly in her mouth. She then says she wants to fuck me, pushes me down onto bowl and straddles me. I just went along for the ride.


I gotta know...















does her toilet paper go over the top or come from underneath?
What? I though we were asking serious questons here?


I was blindfolded and my ex-gf gave me a footjob with thigh highs on. I didn't expect it from her but it was something I never experienced before.

I guess Sidekick Dave would know

[FAngel]

Everything comes out like im William the wearwolf dude.

"i like To Make Werewolf CUMSIES!!!"

[BIV]

That one time when she let me stick my thingey in her thingey. Then I made cumsies.

[LBF]

First bj I ever got (16 years old). Worked with the girl (at a Hardee's) and she told me to follow her home one night. I walk into her place and she simply says "I can't blow you if your pants are still on." I sit on the couch, she takes off her shirt, blows/tit fucks the hell out of me til I made cumsies all over her face. I get up to leave and she says "next time it's my turn." Shortly after I quit my job and haven't seen her since.

[Jef Leppard]

girl fingering her asshole while pissing in my mouth and telling me what a scumbag i am

[THE FEZ MAN]

I'm pretty much right there with Fezman.

ok, i cant decide if thats hot or creepy.... im leaning towards hot :rolleyes:

Middle of fucking she looks at me and says "Hurt me".
I came about 10 seconds later.

i forgot about one..... i did have a two night stand one time,. i picked her up at a party and plowed her all night long... fucking 20 year old whiskey dick.. oh yea at the time she was 30 so it was an "older chick" im a tit man, so while im suckling like a new born, she keeps telling me to chew on her nipples... till she starts waling and screaming (i the other chicks that i was banging at the time were never able to make noise, because we were usually fucking right over my parents..... yea i lived dangerously ) she was one of the first "vocal" chicks that i banged, well that and she liked me to chew her nipples till they were almost bleeding... she showed them to me the next morning.... oof... but she loved it, that was kind of hot.

[the max]

a girl i went out with a few times. we were in the movies watching the terrible "40 days and 40 nights". she was reclining across three seats (surprise! the theatre was empty) with her head in my lap. i joked that she "only need turn your head for a free snack" and she did. laying on her stomach across three movie theatre seats, she sucked me until i almost blew through the back of her head. we fooled around a few more times, never had sex, always with the blowjobs. got one while driving us back to my house in her car. another in a kmart dressing room. but nothing as good as that movie theatre bj.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Last week, hiding in the bathroom at Toys R Us.


Who wants a free barbie. Gotta earn it.

[Phi Mu Alpha]

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[CousinDave]

I'd like to hear what some of the girls here have to say.

For me it was an old girlfriend was blowing me with 2 of her friends watching & cheering on, she jerked me off onto a glass table and licked everything up. I was fully hard again in what seemed like less than a minute. She wouldn't do anything but blow me & jerk me off in front of her friends though - not that I had any complaints about that.

[Shootr]

Damn near every time currently. 13 year fucked-up marriage to an icebox, followed with 2 year celibacy kick (unintended) led to my current gal. Also from a fucked up marriage, been alone for 5 years, and now we spend two weekends a month taking it out on each other (we live quite aways apart). As long as its' just the two of us, nothing has been off limits so far. (we don't like to share)

[Shootr]

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You need psychological help my friend...

[BusyChild04]

Middle of fucking she looks at me and says "Hurt me".
I came about 10 seconds later.

Oh hell yes...My girlfriend sometimes turns around and says "destroy me." one of the most beautiful things I'll ever hear.

[CrewCab]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii276/kingshootr/female-bodybuilders-12.jpg

You need psychological help my friend...

That is the scariest thing I have ever seen.

[Motor Head]

I'm still a big fan of the "surprise" blowjob. I was on a date with a really hot chick about 15 years ago. The date was boring, the movie sucked, the food at the restaurant was sub par. I apologized for not being more fun.....the date just had a bad vibe going on.

We went out to my car after eating, and she looked at me bit her lip and said "I want to suck your cock right now". She blew me in the parking lot of Outback Steakhouse.

Nice.

[CousinDave]

I'm still a big fan of the "surprise" blowjob. I was on a date with a really hot chick about 15 years ago. The date was boring, the movie sucked, the food at the restaurant was sub par. I apologized for not being more fun.....the date just had a bad vibe going on.

We went out to my car after eating, and she looked at me bit her lip and said "I want to suck your cock right now". She blew me in the parking lot of Outback Steakhouse.

Nice.



was that a first date?

[Jef Leppard]

and the last