jsc315
12-15-2008, 12:07 AM
2008 in lists: 12 biggest douchebags of the year
* The Guardian, Saturday 13 December 2008
Nickelback's Chad Kroeger
Self-important drunk driver and propagator of the worst music ever. With bad hair.
Noel Gallagher
Called the Guardian "spotty Herberts"; said hip-hop didn't belong at Glastonbury. Douche.
Nicolas Sarkozy
Good God, man, will you put her away just for a second?
Sarah Palin's advisors
"What you need to do, Sarah, to communicate your folksy down-home attributes, is wink a lot. The world will love it."
Mattel Games
You took away our Scrabulous. For this, you must surely die.
The 'hopper' in The Wire who shot Omar
How could you do it? HOW COULD YOU? You ruined everything!
Everyone on Eggheads
Oh, just answer the questions instead of giving us a detailed etymology of the answer, you douchenerds.
Madonna
Nobody judges you for getting divorced. But using your mega-concerts to have a pop at your ex … It's just MEAN.
A banker
Any banker. Any banker at all.
Soulja Boy
For doing a shout out to "the slave masters! Because without them we'd still be in Africa." Eek!
Timmy Mallett
Although to be fair we didn't need a TV show to tell us that.
Andrew Sachs
Well it got the BBC a lot of publicity, let's see if it works for the Guide.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2008/dec/13/douchebags-of-the-year
* The Guardian, Saturday 13 December 2008
Nickelback's Chad Kroeger
Self-important drunk driver and propagator of the worst music ever. With bad hair.
Noel Gallagher
Called the Guardian "spotty Herberts"; said hip-hop didn't belong at Glastonbury. Douche.
Nicolas Sarkozy
Good God, man, will you put her away just for a second?
Sarah Palin's advisors
"What you need to do, Sarah, to communicate your folksy down-home attributes, is wink a lot. The world will love it."
Mattel Games
You took away our Scrabulous. For this, you must surely die.
The 'hopper' in The Wire who shot Omar
How could you do it? HOW COULD YOU? You ruined everything!
Everyone on Eggheads
Oh, just answer the questions instead of giving us a detailed etymology of the answer, you douchenerds.
Madonna
Nobody judges you for getting divorced. But using your mega-concerts to have a pop at your ex … It's just MEAN.
A banker
Any banker. Any banker at all.
Soulja Boy
For doing a shout out to "the slave masters! Because without them we'd still be in Africa." Eek!
Timmy Mallett
Although to be fair we didn't need a TV show to tell us that.
Andrew Sachs
Well it got the BBC a lot of publicity, let's see if it works for the Guide.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2008/dec/13/douchebags-of-the-year