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cokelogic
12-16-2008, 12:18 AM
What are we slipping? I just noticed there's no thread about one of the funniest segments in show history. The star of today's show was "Big Dick" David and I must have listened to his segment 3 times today. He doesn't mean to be, but he's the funniest intern I can remember (sorry Creampie).
My David is the best and I hope he comes around long after his internship, but for now I'm just enjoying his pure uncomfortableness.
DocSavage
12-16-2008, 12:20 AM
You wouldn't have a show if it wasn't for my David!
Fuck...kept missing it today.
Goblin
12-16-2008, 12:22 AM
Yeah that David bit saved the show today. The Opie show doesn't work for me.
jkala
12-16-2008, 12:24 AM
love it when david tried to chime in when patrice was talking to taya. opie immediatly responded "shut the fuck up david" reminds me of donny in the big lebowski
Goblin
12-16-2008, 12:30 AM
He said his load just gurgled out of his schmekel. When I had my first piece of ass, I shot a Peter North load. Made a mess on the poor girl's back.
Audi Mike
12-16-2008, 12:35 AM
Hes tremendous entertainment..His naiveness is golden..its hard to believe somebody at his age exists..
jimcfan
12-16-2008, 12:40 AM
He said his load just gurgled out of his schmekel. When I had my first piece of ass, I shot a Peter North load. Made a mess on the poor girl's back.
I did that except I pulled out and shot all up her leg and stomach, it was fuckin fantastic. Filled up her c-section scar. Damn pussy is good. I like the "BD Dave" moniker it's funnier to me. I actually had a similar experience as BD Dave, except I was in Amsterdam (in the Air Force), baked and got my first paid pussy when I was 20...shit it was so good. This is why I don't get Earl, btw, he's supposedly had pussy yet doesn't jerk off? Come on dude you aint right.
nonameneeded
12-16-2008, 12:46 AM
I'm not always the biggest fan of David, but he knocked one out of the park today.
Goblin
12-16-2008, 12:49 AM
I'm not always the biggest fan of David, but he knocked one out of the park today.
Did they ever play the unedited interview? They were supposed to play it from 11-12 but they kept the Penthouse whore on way too long.
Steam
12-16-2008, 12:51 AM
Intern David fucking sucks ass.
GoldenOne
12-16-2008, 12:54 AM
Based on the success of today's performance David will now expect to be sitting in Ant's chair for the next few weeks.
Goblin
12-16-2008, 12:57 AM
Intern David fucking sucks ass.
Not when he's describing his first handie.
Steam
12-16-2008, 01:00 AM
Not when he's describing his first handie.
I had to turn it off since he is just another useless fucking intern. He's even less interesting to me than Creampie Jones.
CaryMG
12-16-2008, 01:08 AM
A Jew bein' gold ....
How appropos.
:)
Audi Mike
12-16-2008, 01:15 AM
anyone see this youtube of king david?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhDdnVJz4iE
cokelogic
12-16-2008, 01:16 AM
A Jew bein' gold ....
How appropos.
:):haha7::clap:
Goblin
12-16-2008, 01:30 AM
anyone see this youtube of king david?
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:wtf:
DonTheTrucker
12-16-2008, 02:41 AM
Sorry can't sign on for this one. He fucking stinks.
Only good thing today was my "anyone who uses big dick in their radio name has to be hung like a fly" theory being proven right.
Maybe Four Inch David is more appropriate. Better yet, trade him to Bubba the Love Sponge for a slaughtered pig or something.
Beeman99
12-16-2008, 02:44 AM
I have to start listening again, I haven't tuned in for two weeks due to meetings and I have no clue as to who this Dave is
oandapartycock
12-16-2008, 04:03 AM
Not a fan of the David. His naivete comes off as so bad it seems like he's acting. And the way he screws up any references to his Jewish faith seems to reinforce that. I wouldn't be surprised if in a couple months to find out he's been pwning the show all this time and that Sam was an accessory.
brandon1
12-16-2008, 01:30 PM
I think the better part was with Taya and Lilly from Ron and Fez. Does anyone have any shots of her, she sounds hot
cokelogic
12-16-2008, 03:18 PM
I think the better part was with Taya and Lilly from Ron and Fez. Does anyone have any shots of her, she sounds hothttp://www.ronfez.net/forum/3015899 (http://meatspin.com)
walnuts55
12-16-2008, 04:38 PM
David was Gold on that show but for the most part he's weak.
Reminds me of Kyles cousin Kyle on south park. Sounds just like him.
GovtMule1979
12-16-2008, 06:27 PM
David was funny on yesterday's show, but Patrice was ANNOYING. So annoying that I logged onto wackbag for the first time in a year to see if anyone else thought he was as annoying as I did. I have always liked him in the past when he would chime in on third mic, but he couldn't shut up when they had the Penthouse girl in. Did anyone else notice Opie give Patrice the "Shhhhhhh" a few times? It was bad...
jimcfan
12-16-2008, 07:37 PM
Patrice has been off the charts annoying lately.
ChiDiddy
12-16-2008, 09:25 PM
COKELOGIC!!!!
PLEASE tell me you are going to make an animation out of this one.... PLEASE!!!!
PPPPLLLEEEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
brandon1
12-17-2008, 04:07 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/forum/3015899 (http://meatspin.com)
Nice one Cokelogic...I guess that was my initiation.
Getting back to the topic, video of new Lilly and Taya kissing on now on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTnfD_-jXzc
(dont worry this IS the real video)
mills
12-17-2008, 05:58 AM
They must've sat down with Mydavid, and told him what not to do, because he was a lot less annoying this time around.
GovtMule1979
12-17-2008, 09:48 AM
Thanks for posting the video, brandon. That's my first time seeing new Lilly but she looks like all the rest of them.
djeter220
12-17-2008, 02:48 PM
David was funny on yesterday's show, but Patrice was ANNOYING. So annoying that I logged onto wackbag for the first time in a year to see if anyone else thought he was as annoying as I did. I have always liked him in the past when he would chime in on third mic, but he couldn't shut up when they had the Penthouse girl in. Did anyone else notice Opie give Patrice the "Shhhhhhh" a few times? It was bad...
Opie was giving david the shhh because he kept rambling over patrice and jimmy describing the pet.
GovtMule1979
12-17-2008, 03:28 PM
Opie was giving david the shhh because he kept rambling over patrice and jimmy describing the pet.
I'm pretty sure I heard Opie say "Patrice Shhhhhhhhhhh" There were 5 people talking at once, so I may have heard it wrong. I still think that Patrice was way over the top. I couldn't listen to the replay it was so bad.
boohoohowie
12-18-2008, 12:46 AM
David reminds me of the neurotic cousin of Kyle on South Park a few years back.
DonTheTrucker
12-18-2008, 01:48 AM
They must've sat down with Mydavid, and told him what not to do, because he was a lot less annoying this time around.
Opie figured out how to reign him in, that's for sure. The less he talks the better. I can live with him sticking his face in Danny's ass and silly stunt shit. Just keep him away from a mic, and we'll be happy.
DocSavage
12-18-2008, 12:55 PM
David reminds me of the neurotic cousin of Kyle on South Park a few years back.
BINGO! :upp:
seller326
12-20-2008, 11:15 AM
if this was 1940, David would be gassed and cremated
if this was 1940, David would be gassed and cremated
Nice observation, Seinfeld.
jeffie, lol
12-21-2008, 11:55 PM
David is a goofy kid. I think it's funny that every picture I see of him he is wearing a shirt that says "Young, dumb and full of come".
From today:
It is not like you have to worry about getting pregnant, murder!
Would you suck my cock like a vacuum?
And you would know how a vacuum works you godless whore?
cokelogic
02-06-2009, 01:02 PM
I agree with the person who made this thread: Executive Intern David is fucking radio gold.
Yesterdays Hero
02-06-2009, 05:32 PM
Same as all other David threads. I take Opie's advice and turn the dial till it's over.
He stinks, and I don't like him.
mills
02-06-2009, 05:56 PM
Thanks for resurrecting this thread.
David is fucking awesome!!!
He hasn't irritated me in months. And he's been funny To Boot.
Chalk this up as another reason why Op owns the show and never gets any credit.
Audi Mike
02-06-2009, 06:22 PM
I only heard him for a second so far on the replay,does he get attention on the xm side today??
Piffft
02-06-2009, 08:23 PM
I don't get it but then I'm kinda thick. Is there something going on behind the scenes thats funnier than whats on air?
I've heard Jimmy and Ant rip him a new one but he hasn't cried yet.
I'm just thrown by his cocksure attitude.
Tax Kuntz
02-06-2009, 08:53 PM
Executive Intern David is fucking radio gold.
I went to the studio today, and that's how he introduces himself:
"Hi, I'm executive intern David"
While interviewing the audience for potential guests, we were all busting his chops pretty good. He couldn't understand why, and just shook his head in confusion. His persona most definitely is not a bit.
Later, during RnF, Ant sent him out for some beer. When he returned, Ant had entered the studio to sit in on the show. He walked all over the studio looking for Anthony. I told him he was on the air, and that Anthony had instructed me to tell him to walk right in with the beer when he got back because he was thirsty. He said "Oh, OK", and barged right in on the show.
He will believe almost anything you tell him.
He was quite dejected after being scolded for buying the wrong beer again.
David tries really hard, and I hope he is around for a long time.
nun rapist
02-07-2009, 03:29 PM
He stinks and I don't like him.
Whenever he gets included I get the sinking feeling that an entire break is about to go down the tubes. My ears glaze over whenever they ease into a David din. I think the hosts like him because they know if they're light on material they can turn to him to eat up large chunks of the show.
Please Judah don't let him be hired as a staff regular. I don't know if I could stomach David exposure with regularity.
DocSavage
02-07-2009, 10:36 PM
Opie seems to be the only one who can wrangle him properly.
DJJUSTJOE
02-07-2009, 11:41 PM
hiel David
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/597/51575397yb8.png
vesik
02-09-2009, 01:32 PM
holy fuck, david was great on today's show.
OhioPest
02-09-2009, 02:03 PM
He is simply a tool in many senses of the word.
But I love the little Juden.
TOOL
Pronunciation:
\ˈtül\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English tōl; akin to Old English tawian to prepare for use — more at taw
Date:
before 12th century
1 a: a handheld device that aids in accomplishing a task b (1): the cutting or shaping part in a machine or machine tool (2): a machine for shaping metal : machine tool2 a: something (as an instrument or apparatus) used in performing an operation or necessary in the practice of a vocation or profession <a scholar's books are his tools> b: an element of a computer program (as a graphics application) that activates and controls a particular function <a drawing tool> c: a means to an end <a book's cover can be a marketing tool> doften vulgar : penis3: one that is used or manipulated by another4plural : natural ability <has all the tools to be a great pitcher>
KojiClutch
02-09-2009, 10:31 PM
I didn't hear todays show, but I listened to Friday's in which David just annoyed the hell out of me. I still have a hard time believing he's not a character and is the real deal.
loganfield
02-09-2009, 10:31 PM
I've been really trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but there's something about this guy that I really have a hard time listening to.....I'm looking forward to his internship winding down.
vesik
02-09-2009, 11:31 PM
I've been really trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but there's something about this guy that I really have a hard time listening to.....I'm looking forward to his internship winding down.
It's his utter, blatant Jewishness that's the problem.
FAZ8218
02-09-2009, 11:39 PM
I've been really trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but there's something about this guy that I really have a hard time listening to.....I'm looking forward to his internship winding down.
x2. I just can't get into the stupid bits.
DonTheTrucker
02-09-2009, 11:45 PM
They've found the perfect thing for him to do. Insult people and ask horrific questions. Keep it at that, and I'd be happy with the kid.
nun rapist
02-10-2009, 03:46 AM
I don't get why the hosts think he's so comedically fascinating that entire breaks have to be devoted to him when he's in the broadcast booth. It has to be a purely visual thing where he's so blatantly Jewish looking it enhances for them the comic impact of anything he does or says. I doubt I'll ever warm up to his on-air presence since my hatred of it has increased along with its continued exposure.
BeerBelly
02-10-2009, 05:39 AM
http://southparkrecall.com/Graphics/Characters/Kids/Page2/Kyle%27s%20Cousin%20Kyle.jpg
vesik
02-10-2009, 05:51 AM
I don't get why the hosts think he's so comedically fascinating that entire breaks have to be devoted to him when he's in the broadcast booth. It has to be a purely visual thing where he's so blatantly Jewish looking it enhances for them the comic impact of anything he does or says. I doubt I'll ever warm up to his on-air presence since my hatred of it has increased along with its continued exposure.
Them were a lot of words for a less of thoughts. So you're saying that David sucks, right?
the_ba
02-10-2009, 10:50 AM
I was really hoping that someone at comic con was going to knock his teeth out. The fact that he got away with saying all that stuff shows the level of pussyness of the people he was interviewing.
seller326
02-10-2009, 12:06 PM
I was so happy to hear that David wasn't on the show today
seller326
02-10-2009, 12:07 PM
They've found the perfect thing for him to do. Insult people and ask horrific questions. Keep it at that, and I'd be happy with the kid.
Isn't that what Stuttering John used to do?
KojiClutch
02-10-2009, 08:03 PM
http://southparkrecall.com/Graphics/Characters/Kids/Page2/Kyle%27s%20Cousin%20Kyle.jpgLMAO I thought of that when he first arrived on the O&A scene.
Timmah
02-10-2009, 09:56 PM
Ugh...I turn off the channel when he's on..annoying is funny in small doses. But after a while it just becomes annoying again.
Bud8Weiser
02-11-2009, 12:02 AM
Intern David on air appearances. = Fucking brutal.
seller326
02-11-2009, 11:03 AM
Thanks for posting the video, brandon. That's my first time seeing new Lilly but she looks like all the rest of them.
I really don't like chink Lilly. I prefer the original Lilly who now works for Wease.
Spikey Jay
02-11-2009, 03:07 PM
I have a feeling that David is going to insult the wrong person one day during one of his witty asshole interviews... at which point he'll get the shit beaten out of him, and then sue O&A and XM/Sirius, and ultimately take Anthony's mansion away from him.
Tread lightly around this kid, Boys.
TheLittlerJimmy
02-12-2009, 11:27 AM
Seems like everyone liked David at first, then turned on him once he got some real airtime. In other words, the same shit that happens with every new character/bit. Fickle assholes.
Anyway, I still enjoy David due to his complete lack of self-awareness. He has no idea when people are making an ass of him. It's 10x funnier than the tired E-rock bashing or Sam is gay bits, since both of them know how to play along. It's the same thing every time.
Leeham
02-12-2009, 12:39 PM
Seems like everyone liked David at first, then turned on him once he got some real airtime. In other words, the same shit that happens with every new character/bit. Fickle assholes.
"This is not what we're used to!"
Ling Long
Bud8Weiser
02-12-2009, 05:35 PM
I have a feeling that David is going to insult the wrong person one day during one of his witty asshole interviews... at which point he'll get the shit beaten out of him, and then sue O&A and XM/Sirius, and ultimately take Anthony's mansion away from him.
Tread lightly around this kid, Boys.
Well at least he'd fit into the neighborhood.
kaproteus
02-12-2009, 06:02 PM
Seems like everyone liked David at first, then turned on him once he got some real airtime. In other words, the same shit that happens with every new character/bit. Fickle assholes.
Anyway, I still enjoy David due to his complete lack of self-awareness. He has no idea when people are making an ass of him. It's 10x funnier than the tired E-rock bashing or Sam is gay bits, since both of them know how to play along. It's the same thing every time.
Yeah, but you forget that they know what's best. Hosts only!!! Get out of the studio, interns and Jews! :rolleyes:
In all seriousness, the Dave bits are still gold, with few misses, a recent example being the Dilbert participation, which was bad in every way, but a small speedbump on the road of laughter. [And I agree completely with the E-Rock/bashing and Sam/gay bits being played out, although I am a huge Sam fan].
seller326
02-13-2009, 10:54 AM
It's his utter, blatant Jewishness that's the problem.
I can't even listen to his voice anymore
Jimmy's Dignity
02-13-2009, 11:05 AM
Hello I'm Jimmy's Dignity.
the occasional uncomfortable moment is funny...every time he's in for over an hour? No, it's just fucking annoying.
blueribbie
02-13-2009, 11:12 AM
It's starting to come across as lazy radio.
The kid has got to go.
Beeman99
02-13-2009, 11:40 AM
he's the next ESD
Cumbersome Cord
02-13-2009, 12:09 PM
When does Anthony throw him into an oven?
Bud8Weiser
02-13-2009, 01:28 PM
When does Anthony throw him into an oven?
He's gotta yank the gold fillings out of his teeth first.
nun rapist
02-21-2009, 04:04 AM
No more David menage a tois scenarios. No more David altogether would suffice too. To me his appearances don't have a "so bad they're good" factor...they're just bad across the board. I don't sense that he's a work in progress where the groundwork is being laid for promising future development. I'm ready to chalk him up as a lost cause.
The XM side has become unbearable.
Radio Hole= Suck
Radio Heeb= Fail
mattiew23m
02-21-2009, 01:33 PM
But, I did find it funny when they would rag on him from switching to girl to girl constantly LOL.. Little shit like that makes me laugh
wyattj
02-21-2009, 01:36 PM
It has become unbearable to listen to him. He has no redeeming value with the amount of airtime he is getting. He cannot tell a story. He has no improv skills. His voice is horrid. He and Stalker Patty need to be banished.
Him trying to explain why he was late made me hate him and his parents even more.
WOWmagnet
02-21-2009, 03:34 PM
I say 4th mike for the kid.
Audi Mike
02-21-2009, 03:55 PM
Sometimes they ride it too long but i get a kick out of the kid..
The kid is either slow or the biggest social retard ever but ive never see anyone as detatched from reality and out of it as him..
The smallest sarcasm flies over his head..The way he talks and his language is hillarious and from another century..
I dont know how someone cant find the kid at least a little entertaining..I dare you to find many people like David..
Hes "special"
gleet
02-21-2009, 03:59 PM
We don't have any of "them" out here and it is entertaining to hear how he talks and acts. But, the novelty does wear off pretty quickly. At least he is only an intern and his time will be up soon and we'll get the next batch, if they allow them to have any.
MescalineEyes
02-21-2009, 07:26 PM
If I ever meet David, I'd give him one of the most enthusiastic brojobs this side of heterosexuality.
blueribbie
02-21-2009, 07:32 PM
He's radio cancer. I tried to listen to 202 a few times today and each time it was this humorless nothing.
Annnnnd switch the channel.
Yesterday's XM portion of the show was an excellent example of radio hosts just doing an entire show for themselves, to the complete fucking over of their listeners.
Because they must have found that shit hilarious, in their own minds, but it sure as hell didn't translate that way to many of us listeners.
LiddyRules
02-21-2009, 07:52 PM
Originally I found him annoying but didn't mind him that much. However, David keeps towing the line between bad, redundant show character and irony-less zany hack character.
Poison The Well
02-21-2009, 08:15 PM
Sometimes they ride it too long but i get a kick out of the kid..
The kid is either slow or the biggest social retard ever but ive never see anyone as detatched from reality and out of it as him..
The smallest sarcasm flies over his head..The way he talks and his language is hillarious and from another century..
I dont know how someone cant find the kid at least a little entertaining..I dare you to find many people like David..
Hes "special"
I think it's more of his parents babying the shit out of him. How many 26 year olds do you know that are still driven to work by Mommy and Daddy? That was the reason he was late. The kid has been sheltered his whole life and doesn't have a clue how to act around people.
I guarantee you his parents are the type of people who would shun the idea of him doing anything remotely secular.
Either that or he's just a basket-case that needs to be sterilized.
al885
02-21-2009, 11:30 PM
I can't stand him anymore.
freakye01
02-22-2009, 03:43 AM
David is the shit!
I love every David bit.
greginnashville
02-22-2009, 07:00 AM
I wasn't sure how bad the David segments were, but after the 80th replay this weekend, I'm sure they are fucking terrible. The XM side is either a) talk about month-old YouTube clips or b) poorly interview interns while talking over each other.
ah boo.
vesik
02-22-2009, 08:00 AM
Oh my fuck, is he an annoying cunt. I take everything good I said about him back. It's radio Auschwitz when he's on.
mills
02-22-2009, 08:17 AM
David is still going strong. He was infuriating at first because he kept talking over everyone too much and answering every challenge by being overly pushy. Like if someone was fucking with him he would reciprocate and always make sure he was giving more than he was getting. He leveled out around 4 months ago, and has been perfect ever since. They found a happy medium between annoying pushy jew (good thing) and going so overboard that it fucked up the show.
Good job Op.
blueribbie
02-22-2009, 09:38 AM
David is still going strong. He was infuriating at first because he kept talking over everyone too much and answering every challenge by being overly pushy. Like if someone was fucking with him he would reciprocate and always make sure he was giving more than he was getting. He leveled out around 4 months ago, and has been perfect ever since. They found a happy medium between annoying pushy jew (good thing) and going so overboard that it fucked up the show.
Good job Op.
I'm waiting for the Frrrrunnkis, that couldn't be a sincere post.
mills
02-22-2009, 10:10 AM
Nope, no fr6unkis. Believe it or not there are some people who actually like some of the stuff they have on the show. :action-sm
E55er
02-22-2009, 11:11 AM
It has become unbearable to listen to him. He has no redeeming value with the amount of airtime he is getting. He cannot tell a story. He has no improv skills. His voice is horrid. He and Stalker Patty need to be banished.
Him trying to explain why he was late made me hate him and his parents even more.
goddamn right youa re sir. thats fucking screeching gravely voice makes me yell horrid racist things at my radio. he isnt funny, talented nor interesting. 4 seconds of the bobo show was abysmal and then off.
Mindbullet
02-22-2009, 11:51 AM
More David. I think hes great.
WOWmagnet
02-22-2009, 02:20 PM
He really is a typical NYC Jewbag.
seller326
02-22-2009, 04:07 PM
David is just an annoying jew. Just like Woody Allen before him.
WOWmagnet
02-22-2009, 04:53 PM
David is just an annoying jew. Just like Woody Allen before him.
What about the 32,000,000 in between?
blueribbie
02-22-2009, 06:54 PM
What about the 32,000,000 in between?
Is the punchline "In the Ashtray?"
UnclePaulsNefyu
02-22-2009, 07:17 PM
WAYYYYYY to much David for 1 show.
KojiClutch
02-22-2009, 09:38 PM
I fucking hate David. He ruins the show for me.
You could have made a drinking game out of his "fantasy" on Friday. He said "I proceed to..." like a million fucking times.
He stinks, and I don't like him.
unknownmerc
02-22-2009, 10:48 PM
friday's xm side was almost unbearable
get rid of David immediately
Ziti Lo Mein
02-22-2009, 11:12 PM
I laughed at the awful-ness of his 10 minute radio show . That annoying fan is much worse to me than david usually, but on that show David wouldn't let the poor retard get a word in edgewise. I think David is just afraid of the silence that happens only when he takes time out of his long schpeels to breathe.
I don't think he's terrible. Or rather I do think he's terrible but that its a terrible that kind of works with the show. A good terrible, does it make sense?
CousinDave
02-22-2009, 11:20 PM
I don't think he's terrible. Or rather I do think he's terrible but that its a terrible that kind of works with the show. A good terrible, does it make sense?
You mean so bad, that's it good ?
David fucking sucks. It's fucking unlistenable.
The boys do know that it's a fucking work, right? They don't really believe that shit, do they?
On day one he learned what O&A focuss on and he has since been playing up those parts. He has created an annoying character that O&A are eating up.
Bobobie
02-23-2009, 10:17 AM
I'd like to drop-kick him into a group of Hamas.
loganfield
02-23-2009, 10:36 AM
I really really really hate David. This guy gets wayyyyyyy to much airtime.
killermonkeys
02-23-2009, 10:37 AM
David, you fucking cunt eating douchebag, talk to BoBo like a fucking intelligent human being instead of fucking retard!!! Jesus Christ, your ass sucking dicklicking motherfucker!! Dont host ever again!!!
ReallyRacist
02-23-2009, 05:46 PM
I hate his fucking whiney jew voice, his lack of personality, the word proceeded and the fact that he gets waaaay too much airtime. listening to him makes me so angry I get sick to my stomach.
LouieBeans
02-23-2009, 06:19 PM
YOud all be dead now if it werent for my David.
Psychopath
02-23-2009, 07:16 PM
boo
KojiClutch
02-23-2009, 09:43 PM
I turn on the replay this afternoon and what to I hear? More fucking David. I want to kick him in the face.
NuttyJim
02-23-2009, 09:50 PM
david is a complete soup sandwich...a total mess. I would've preferred just listening to BOBO.
DonTheTrucker
02-23-2009, 10:05 PM
david is a complete soup sandwich...a total mess. I would've preferred just listening to BOBO.
Bobo is hilarious. I wish they'd do more with him on the main show. He sounds like a total psychopath.
I laughed at the awful-ness of his 10 minute radio show .
Well then, I'm sure you enjoyed the 30 minute replay of it (with new commentary) on the CBS show today.
They're running this bit into the ground at terminal velocity.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
02-23-2009, 10:12 PM
I hate David as a human being in every sense but I love to hear him get bashed. Hes not to bad in small doses but after 10 minutes I want to stab him to death.
TitanicSlide
02-23-2009, 10:18 PM
Why fight it? he'll go when he goes, just another reason to change the channel, there have been others, there will be more, sometimes I just don't get it at all
skip frombukaki
02-23-2009, 10:21 PM
I have never bitched about the show but David is radio shit. Not sure if that is the point and I "don't get the show". If that is the point - "I don't get the show". I will continue to listen as long as the intern is not the centerpiece of the phone it in portion of the pogram. yes, I meant pogram.
It's not that the David stuff is bad. It's actually fairly fine to hear him stumble awkwardly/horribly through trying to do radio, or for them to spend time goofing on him.
The problem is that they WASTE FUCKING HOURS ON THIS SHIT.
It's to the point where it's not even "overdone", it's to the level of where I'd pretty much just rather turn to another channel until the segment is over (or until the show is over, whichever comes first).
Thelateshowkid
02-23-2009, 11:19 PM
It can get pretty annoying, and it does seem like they put him on when they don't feel like doing new material, but I still think its pretty funny. I like genuine retards like him and Crazed because there's something about making fun of the guys when the jokes clearly go over their heads but not the listeners that I find really funny. Maybe it's juvenile but I loff.
It can get pretty annoying, and it does seem like they put him on when they don't feel like doing new material, but I still think its pretty funny. I like genuine retards like him and Crazed because there's something about making fun of the guys when the jokes clearly go over their heads but not the listeners that I find really funny. Maybe it's juvenile but I loff.
O&A? Being lazy and not giving us new, original material?
Impossible. They'd never do that sort of thing.
DanaReevesLungs
02-23-2009, 11:29 PM
I love how during today's show Anthony goes after David for posting on Facebook at 7am but yet they're "phoning" it in with this abysmal piece of shit for hours and hours. Fuck your new movie theater in your basement and do a fucking show.
I like Opie's repeated use of the phrase "small doses".
Of course, by the time he uttered that phrase, they'd done over an hour of this fucking shit on the radio.
LiddyRules
02-23-2009, 11:44 PM
Vyce, you just don't get it.
It's cringe worthy and that makes it good. If you don't get it, you don't like the show. If you don't like cringeworthiness, you don't like the show. Basically, you're a hater. Way to out yourself. David is the best thing this show has ever done.
(Opie Kaufman- once again- swing and a miss.)
It's just curious, Liddy.
O&A have picked probably the worst time to MAKE people actively not care about or want to listen to their show.
Thelateshowkid
02-23-2009, 11:58 PM
O&A? Being lazy and not giving us new, original material?
Impossible. They'd never do that sort of thing.
I'm not saying that they don't do lazy radio from time to time, I just happen to enjoy this lazy radio more than say an Obama/blacks rant or some Opie speculation on how everything is going obsolete (no one called him on the fact that he said no one watches the super bowl anymore right before the most watched super bowl in history).
LiddyRules
02-24-2009, 12:02 AM
I'm not saying that they don't do lazy radio from time to time, I just happen to enjoy this lazy radio more than say an Obama/blacks rant or some Opie speculation on how everything is going obsolete (no one called him on the fact that he said no one watches the super bowl anymore right before the most watched super bowl in history). So our options are Opie yucking it up over the fact that David is socially awkward (but not socially retarded enough to be amusing), Opie lambasting E-Rock for gaining some pounds, Anthony doing another "Wake up White People" break, Jimmy explaining why he doesn't like Steve Martin movies or Opie going on his "all libraries should be razed because kids don't like paper" rant for the tenth time in a month.
This show rocks!
Don't forget Opie's brilliant rant from early December 2008 about how no one wears watches anymore, they're obsolete.
Crooklyn Jigger
02-24-2009, 12:15 AM
It feels like something weird is going on with the show. It can be textbook O & A for hours- where everything is flowing good, there's good conversation, calls, and great laughs. And then something happens, and they seem to intentionally put the brakes on the show and drag ass to the finish line.
I hate sounding like a hater- I really do love the show and want them to succeed. I know that Opie cares about the quality of the show and he knows that everyone seriously hates hearing this little shit on the radio. So why does it continue?
I don't mean to sound like a negative Nancy, but do you think that any new listeners would be attracted to this? So if they aren't getting new listeners and they are alienating the existing listeners, why are they doing the show at all? Something's weird.
Thelateshowkid
02-24-2009, 12:16 AM
Opie going on his "all libraries should be razed because kids don't like paper" rant for the tenth time in a month.
Don't forget Opie's brilliant rant from early December 2008 about how no one wears watches anymore, they're obsolete.
Yes! Thank you! I thought I was the only one who noticed. These rants drive me fucking crazy because they're so completely baseless and just come from a desire to be hip and with the times.
...But I do enjoy David and Jimmy's hatred of Steve Martin.
Crooklyn Jigger
02-24-2009, 12:21 AM
...But I do enjoy David and Jimmy's hatred of Steve Martin.
Gotta love the Steve Martin & Schwoogie bashing- I'll take it every time.
PS- all the kids are really into Pink Floyd these days, I've seen 'em wearing the t-shirts.:action-sm
Ziti Lo Mein
02-24-2009, 12:22 AM
You mean so bad, that's it good ?
Ya thats what I meant. Awful in a funny way.
Well then, I'm sure you enjoyed the 30 minute replay of it (with new commentary) on the CBS show today.
They're running this bit into the ground at terminal velocity.
Silly lad, they do that for the FM people. It was a pretty funny bit if you ask me, so they probably wanted to share with the FM peoples. I don't like when they overplay stuff, and I do agree that yea sometimes some things are run into the ground. But they always did that. Nothing new really.
Not only that, but they always messed around with their other staff on the show. Alot of the funny bits I've heard involved them messing around with an intern or a staff-person. This isn't anything new, and to accuse them of being lazy when they have *always* done this kind of stuff is very meanie of you.
And anyways, you try being interesting every single day of the working week. I'd like to see you try.
Crooklyn Jigger
02-24-2009, 12:40 AM
....
And anyways, you try being interesting every single day of the working week. I'd like to see you try.
You know what? You're right, we are coming across as a bunch of poopy faced cunt rags. It's a fine line between expressing your opinions about the show and just being a lowly hater (liddy does not rule).
I'll try to follow radio listener rule#1- if you don't like what you're hearing, just change the fucking channel and shut up.
Silly lad, they do that for the FM people. It was a pretty funny bit if you ask me, so they probably wanted to share with the FM peoples. I don't like when they overplay stuff, and I do agree that yea sometimes some things are run into the ground. But they always did that. Nothing new really..
Oh! How wonderful! I get to hear material I already heard, on the XM service I pay for, for a good 30 minutes of the CBS show. As a "bonus" for the FM peoples!
And THEN, I get to hear at least ANOTHER 30 to 60 minutes of that material AGAIN when they went to the XM show! Awesome. I mean, SOME people would just call that lazy radio, but no, you're right, it's just sharing fun times.
You know what? You're right, we are coming across as a bunch of poopy faced cunt rags. It's a fine line between expressing your opinions about the show and just being a lowly hater (liddy does not rule).
You know, you're right, too. I mean, the nerve of some people, demanding a certainly level of quality from the product that they're paying for. Haters.
LiddyRules
02-24-2009, 12:56 AM
(liddy does not rule). :(
Hoagie
02-24-2009, 01:04 AM
Oh! How wonderful! I get to hear material I already heard, on the XM service I pay for, for a good 30 minutes of the CBS show. As a "bonus" for the FM peoples!
And THEN, I get to hear at least ANOTHER 30 to 60 minutes of that material AGAIN when they went to the XM show! Awesome. I mean, SOME people would just call that lazy radio, but no, you're right, it's just sharing fun times.
You know, you're right, too. I mean, the nerve of some people, demanding a certainly level of quality from the product that they're paying for. Haters.
I'm curious...how did you ever become enough of an O&A to end up on fan site if doing a break where they replay something that happened on the show the day before is replayed and commented on bothers you so much? Because in the WNEW days they would spend an entire show replaying that segment and commenting on it. Hell if they had one of their major events like the Homeless Shopping Spree they would spend an entire week replaying clips of it and commenting on it. This is not a new phenomenon on the show. They actually spend significantly less time doing it now then they ever did in the past.
Everyone wants the show to be 5 hours of only the material they like. But everyone likes different types of material that the show touches on. It's never going to be 5 hours that appeal to everyone.
Ziti Lo Mein
02-24-2009, 01:07 AM
Oh! How wonderful! I get to hear material I already heard, on the XM service I pay for, for a good 30 minutes of the CBS show. As a "bonus" for the FM peoples!
And THEN, I get to hear at least ANOTHER 30 to 60 minutes of that material AGAIN when they went to the XM show! Awesome. I mean, SOME people would just call that lazy radio, but no, you're right, it's just sharing fun times.
You know, you're right, too. I mean, the nerve of some people, demanding a certainly level of quality from the product that they're paying for. Haters.
Oh u. Its not all about you all the time. :D Let some of the FM people enjoy some things. And you know that off button? We all know what THATS for! <3
You can't expect to be happy with the product 100% of the time. Sometimes radio won't make you giggle, isn't that amazing? That something won't always work out JUST the way you want it to and please you and only you, you who are the one listener of the radio show?
Don't be a hater, now!
Crooklyn Jigger
02-24-2009, 01:14 AM
Don't you see what this little heeb has done? We should be focusing our hatred on him instead of on O & A and on ourselves.
What would Eric Cartman do? Blame the Jew. Let's all refocus our venom and hatred where it belongs- on that humorless bag of piss that is david. Now, let us all pray for him to quickly catch the Aids & die.
Hoagie
02-24-2009, 01:25 AM
Don't you see what this little heeb has done? We should be focusing our hatred on him instead of on O & A and on ourselves.
What would Eric Cartman do? Blame the Jew. Let's all refocus our venom and hatred where it belongs- on that humorless bag of piss that is david. Now, let us all pray for him to quickly catch the Aids & die.
I actually find David very unintentionally amusing. He has an arrogance and a sense of entitlement that prevents him from seeing how socially inept and sheltered he really is. It makes for a guy who's not afraid interact with people and vocal without being self conscious because he understands that he's the punch line. I like watching him being dropped into social situations that he's ill equipped to deal with and never knowing it.
gleet
02-24-2009, 01:30 AM
I actually find David very unintentionally amusing. He has an arrogance and a sense of entitlement that prevents him from seeing how socially inept and sheltered he really is. It makes for a guy who's not afraid interact with people and vocal without being self conscious because he understands that he's the punch line. I like watching him being dropped into social situations that he's ill equipped to deal with and never knowing it.
Like the guy with glasses outside the phone booth in Dumb and Dumber?
Get off the phone. Sir, get off the phone.
Punch.
Hoagie
02-24-2009, 01:32 AM
Something like that, yes.
cokelogic
02-24-2009, 02:00 AM
I actually find David very unintentionally amusing. He has an arrogance and a sense of entitlement that prevents him from seeing how socially inept and sheltered he really is. It makes for a guy who's not afraid interact with people and vocal without being self conscious because he understands that he's the punch line. I like watching him being dropped into social situations that he's ill equipped to deal with and never knowing it.
Yes. This too. David is entertaining in so many different ways, it's hard to keep track of. Like how he's not effected by terrible smells or tastes like your average person.
Audi Mike
02-24-2009, 02:37 AM
I actually find David very unintentionally amusing. He has an arrogance and a sense of entitlement that prevents him from seeing how socially inept and sheltered he really is. It makes for a guy who's not afraid interact with people and vocal without being self conscious because he understands that he's the punch line. I like watching him being dropped into social situations that he's ill equipped to deal with and never knowing it.
I agree completely..
Ive never seen somebody so out of it who doesnt get the any form of sarcasm or joking and has no sense of reality
The way he talks and his vocabulary is also hillarious..
Hes like the biggest most socially inept nerd you went to school with X1000
There arent many Davids on this earth..
LiddyRules
02-24-2009, 03:13 AM
Maybe it's just me but I don't find David too...unique. He's socially awkward and dorky to be sure but I don't find him to be some OMGROFLMAO!!, out of control, completely beyond the realm of human comprehension weird. When you compare him to someone like Big A (no offense Big A) or the R+F hanger-ons, he seems kind of plain. He might be more socially inept than the average social inepter but at most it's x5 than x1000.
And the problem many people have is not his existence or that the show uses him but how much they use him. There are plenty of times when they'll devote a good chunk of FM or XM for him just to display his obliviousness. Again, maybe it's just me, but he's something of a one joke character that works in skit form but O+A want to give him his own movie.
Hoagie
02-24-2009, 03:21 AM
Maybe it's just me but I don't find David too...unique. He's socially awkward and dorky to be sure but I don't find him to be some OMGROFLMAO!!, out of control, completely beyond the realm of human comprehension weird. When you compare him to someone like Big A (no offense Big A) or the R+F hanger-ons, he seems kind of plain. He might be more socially inept than the average social inepter but at most it's x5 than x1000.
And the problem many people have is not his existence or that the show uses him but how much they use him. There are plenty of times when they'll devote a good chunk of FM or XM for him just to display his obliviousness. Again, maybe it's just me, but he's something of a one joke character that works in skit form but O+A want to give him his own movie.It's you. You don't like anything.
LiddyRules
02-24-2009, 03:28 AM
It's you. You don't like anything. The "maybe it's me" was more about not finding him so unique and socially retarded, not about my like or dislike of the show or the character. I know I'm a miserable curmudgeon.
freud
02-24-2009, 03:43 AM
You know, you're right, too. I mean, the nerve of some people, demanding a certainly level of quality from the product that they're paying for. Haters.
This thread is about a specific part of the show that in total probably takes up less than an hour (or at worst, two hours) a week. If you really wanted to break down the money you were spending specifically on the My David segments, it'd amount to pennies.
There are lackluster scenes in brilliant movies and bad tracks from great bands. I don't know why people hold radio hosts to such a strict standard where they have to be entertaining and funny 100% of the time.
I've been a fan for eight years and if O&A can make me laugh even just twice an hour, they're doing their job as far as I give a shit.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
02-24-2009, 03:43 AM
It's you. You don't like anything.
Thats not true, everything I hate he loves.
LiddyRules
02-24-2009, 03:48 AM
Thats not true, everything I hate he loves. We both admitted to liking Ryan Reynolds. And I don't "love" the Wolverine movie, I just want to see it. And I could swear we both hated Spider-Man 3.
WetOREO
02-24-2009, 03:58 AM
You know, you're right, too. I mean, the nerve of some people, demanding a certainly level of quality from the product that they're paying for. Haters.
Just because you personally are paying for it doesn't mean they owe you shit.
WetOREO
02-24-2009, 04:02 AM
Everyone wants the show to be 5 hours of only the material they like. But everyone likes different types of material that the show touches on. It's never going to be 5 hours that appeal to everyone.
AND let's not forget about the people(me) who did not hear the material when it originally aired, so I actually appreciate a goddamned replay. I cannot hear 6 hours of radio a day(9 including R&F) like Vyce and LiddyRules seem to be able to.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
02-24-2009, 04:21 AM
We both admitted to liking Ryan Reynolds. And I don't "love" the Wolverine movie, I just want to see it. And I could swear we both hated Spider-Man 3.
Common ground Liddy stinks, I like disagreeing Liddy better.
nun rapist
02-24-2009, 04:31 AM
I started out being mildly indifferent to David's omnipresence. Then I became annoyed and aggravated. Now I've graduated to a level of homicidal rage. I hate this kid. Everything about him is repugnant. It's obvious he's playing up the nebbish and naive aspects of his awful personality to conform with Jewish stereotypes since he realized doing this gives him the mic time he so greedily craves. I'm dreading the possibility of the David & Bobo development making him more of an on-air factor than he already is. At least Opie finally stated the obvious yesterday about how much valuable time has been wasted giving this show-killer a platform to display how miserably he sucks at life. Harrumph.
freud
02-24-2009, 04:40 AM
AND let's not forget about the people(me) who did not hear the material when it originally aired, so I actually appreciate a goddamned replay. I cannot hear 6 hours of radio a day(9 including R&F) like Vyce and LiddyRules seem to be able to.
So for <$20 a month, we only get 45 hours of original on-the-fly entertainment a week?
And we might not whole-heartedly enjoy each and every second of those 45 hours?!!
FUCKING RIPOFF!
Spikey Jay
02-24-2009, 05:06 AM
Here it is, Folks - I made a David & Bobo Remix. Enjoy!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8MQ4LLV5
Aires
02-24-2009, 06:49 AM
DAVID FUCKING SUCKS!!!
DAVID TALKING ABOUT HIS SEXUAL FANTASY....PURE RADIO SHIT!!
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q27/MeowHiss/bromance.jpg
Wrecktum
02-24-2009, 07:14 AM
anyone see this youtube of king david?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhDdnVJz4iE
:icon_eek:
Have the boys seen this? This might actually be a good bit with David for once.
LiddyRules
02-24-2009, 07:51 AM
I cannot hear 6 hours of radio a day(9 including R&F) like Vyce and LiddyRules seem to be able to. Can Vyce say to me "You tell 'em Steve-Dave!"
Blackout Earl
02-24-2009, 07:53 AM
You know, you're right, too. I mean, the nerve of some people, demanding a certainly level of quality from the product that they're paying for. Haters.
You crossed into douchbag land.
I don't mind letting the boys know I noticed when they try to play too cool for the room and call it in. Mostly because they think it's edgy and hip, it's not. It's a bad business decision and I don't want to see them hurt by it.
You can't act like a top act from the bottom.
Oh... and Others here ARE just haters. :action-sm
Am I the only one who thihnks David is a complete work? I don't think this kid is anything like we've heard on the radio, he's just playing O&A for airtime.
I mean, he has some social quirks, but he is waaaay overplaying it.
anyone see this youtube of king david?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhDdnVJz4iE
Perfect example. Is he a geek? Yes. But he is not nearly as socially retarded as he makes himself out to be.
Bobobie
02-24-2009, 10:52 AM
I'd like to stick David into Doc Browns Delorian and set the controls to 1943 Auswitch Germany.
Just because you personally are paying for it doesn't mean they owe you shit.
I don't want to stray too far into "douchebag-land" here, but.....are you fucking kidding me?
If I'm paying for a good, product or service......then yes, absolutely, the person(s) or group that is making or providing said good, product or service does fucking "owe me shit."
But how many times has THIS argument been had on this board before. Yeah, I know it's cute to say "flush / buy / fuck", but we're not the Stern board, none of us should be blind followers of O&A and never criticize or critique aspects of the show which we're not happy about.
Liddy's getting punched around a bit in this thread, but generally speaking, he's right. The David (and David & Bobo) stuff is fine, when it's just a small part of the show. When you go into a situation like yesterday, where they spent probably an hour and a half on it - AFTER Opie specifically began the David material acknowledging that people are finding it overkill - it's just too much.
oandapartycock
02-24-2009, 02:24 PM
I don't want to stray too far into "douchebag-land" here, but.....are you fucking kidding me?
If I'm paying for a good, product or service......then yes, absolutely, the person(s) or group that is making or providing said good, product or service does fucking "owe me shit."
But how many times has THIS argument been had on this board before. Yeah, I know it's cute to say "flush / buy / fuck", but we're not the Stern board, none of us should be blind followers of O&A and never criticize or critique aspects of the show which we're not happy about.
Liddy's getting punched around a bit in this thread, but generally speaking, he's right. The David (and David & Bobo) stuff is fine, when it's just a small part of the show. When you go into a situation like yesterday, where they spent probably an hour and a half on it - AFTER Opie specifically began the David material acknowledging that people are finding it overkill - it's just too much.
Oh, shit. Something we can finally agree on. Listening to David is pure torture. :action-sm
deathlistfive
02-24-2009, 02:59 PM
He gives me the creeps. Every time I hear his voice I get cramps. However, the bbboys reaction to him is hilarious. When Ant said something like "You're all standing up on the bed!" during the fantasy bit...I lolz. So in my mind David is good for O and A to torture...and that's it.
LiddyRules
02-24-2009, 03:10 PM
I'd like to stick David into Doc Browns Delorian and set the controls to 1943 Auswitch Germany. You wouldn't want to do that because then Hitler would have his hands on a time machine and that would be problematic, to say the least.
JamesDamit
02-24-2009, 03:17 PM
:icon_eek:
Have the boys seen this? This might actually be a good bit with David for once.
with that mustache he looks like a jewish Pedro
Bill Lehecka
02-24-2009, 03:17 PM
I have no problem with David and I get why he's something to laugh at. He'll be gone at the end of the semester, then he'll be done. So if you don't like him, he'll only be around for a few more months.
Digital_Trauma
02-24-2009, 03:31 PM
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7618/davidunderground.jpg
Spikey Jay
02-24-2009, 03:53 PM
FYI, I posted my David & Bobo REMIX at my MySpace so you can stream it, to save you the hassle of having to go to MegaUpload. Click below to listen to it:
Spikey Jay's MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/spikeyjaymixes)
You can also download it there too. Enjoy!
cub4life78
02-25-2009, 01:32 AM
fyi, i posted my david & bobo remix at my myspace so you can stream it, to save you the hassle of having to go to megaupload. Click below to listen to it:
spikey jay's myspace (http://www.myspace.com/spikeyjaymixes)
you can also download it there too. Enjoy!
nobody cares!!!!!!
freud
02-25-2009, 02:05 AM
nobody cares!!!!!!
I enjoyed the remix. Either way, he still brings more to the table than you do.
djeter220
02-25-2009, 02:21 AM
If I'm paying for a good, product or service......then yes, absolutely, the person(s) or group that is making or providing said good, product or service does fucking "owe me shit."
You are paying for satellite radio, and when you turn on your unit, you hear satellite radio, end of transaction.
n2fooz
02-25-2009, 01:57 PM
David SUCKS!!! I fucking hate him being on the air. When he is on now I PROCEED to stop listening.
vesik
02-25-2009, 02:33 PM
:icon_eek:
Have the boys seen this? This might actually be a good bit with David for once.
Its hard to believe that I live in the same world as David.
vesik
02-25-2009, 02:34 PM
FYI, I posted my David & Bobo REMIX at my MySpace so you can stream it, to save you the hassle of having to go to MegaUpload. Click below to listen to it:
Spikey Jay's MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/spikeyjaymixes)
You can also download it there too. Enjoy!
Die.
pink soccer
02-25-2009, 04:14 PM
I fuckin hate the kid. I would love to see/hear him get the snot beat out of him by someone after he starts running his mouth to them....
then again I would have a set of balls too if I had kenny behind me.
Maybe Kenny will kill him.
Johnny Cakes
02-25-2009, 06:38 PM
I hate the kid, but I LOVE that Anthony hates him on a personal level and doesn't try to hide it. Example:
Opie: "Should we have Jill interview the crowd?"
Anthony: "Anything's better than that fucking jew"
I don't quite understand the hatred for David.
Let me explain.
You're angry at this kid for being fucking annoying on the radio. Fair enough. But David isn't the one devoting HOURS of the show per week to himself. It's O&A who decide that this fucking shit is worth taking up huge chunks of the show, far beyond the point of overkill.
djeter220
02-25-2009, 09:17 PM
I don't quite understand the hatred for David.
Let me explain.
You're angry at this kid for being fucking annoying on the radio. Fair enough. But David isn't the one devoting HOURS of the show per week to himself. It's O&A who decide that this fucking shit is worth taking up huge chunks of the show, far beyond the point of overkill.
A good point sir. I loved him when he first started, and I still don't mind him, but they really do need to keep a stopwatch on his appearances.
samnyc08
02-25-2009, 09:32 PM
I am a long time listener who enjoys the David bits. Sometimes they have to pull teeth with him, but they always get gold. But that's because Opie and Anthony are masters at the radio art form.
If you think David is a work you are wrong. There are people in the world like him. They fall right on that border line between somewhat slow and retarded. You rarely see them because they don't have enough social skills to leave home but it's not fit to institutionalize them. He will never get a non minimum wage job. It is sad that David will never have anything to look forward to again when his intership is up.
Crooklyn Jigger
02-25-2009, 09:43 PM
Sometimes they have to pull teeth with him, but they always get gold.
Wow, I've never seen a joke just waiting to be hit out of the ballpark like this one. I wish we could give WBL the honors to drive it home.
LiddyRules
02-25-2009, 10:06 PM
There are people in the world like him. They fall right on that border line between somewhat slow and retarded. You rarely see them because they don't have enough social skills to leave home but it's not fit to institutionalize them. He will never get a non minimum wage job. It is sad that David will never have anything to look forward to again when his intership is up. He's awkward. How come people keep acting like he's so out of control crazy?
KojiClutch
02-25-2009, 10:58 PM
He's awkward. How come people keep acting like he's so out of control crazy?
Because they're stupid.
gleet
02-25-2009, 11:14 PM
Wow, I've never seen a joke just waiting to be hit out of the ballpark like this one. I wish we could give WBL the honors to drive it home.
Oh my....
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
WetOREO
02-26-2009, 04:13 AM
If I'm paying for a good, product or service......then yes, absolutely, the person(s) or group that is making or providing said good, product or service does fucking "owe me shit."
Ok, allow me to clarify my statement:
They do not owe you personally anything!
What a person finds entertaining is up to the individual. You personaly do not find David entertaining, while many other do.
I myself HATE the "beep game" that they play with Sam on the FM side, while im sure many others find it funny enough.
We are all fans here. You're never going to like the show 100% of the time. How about those poor Stern fans who have to sit through Eric the Midget every mother fucking day?? My David is MUCH better.
BeerBelly
02-26-2009, 04:57 AM
http://www.thejerkyboys.com/sol3.gif
Absolutely
02-26-2009, 05:45 AM
Don't worry folks, he'll go the way of Twitchels in 1 more week.
Ok, allow me to clarify my statement:
They do not owe you personally anything!
What a person finds entertaining is up to the individual. You personaly do not find David entertaining, while many other do.
I myself HATE the "beep game" that they play with Sam on the FM side, while im sure many others find it funny enough.
Golly, I don't recall them taking up several HOURS per week on the beep game.
Again, my complaint isn't that David is on, period. He's fine in small doses.
My complaint is that O&A have killed the bit, IMO. They've overexposed him too much. I don't need or want ENTIRE XM portions on certain days wasted covering David and his various idiosyncrasies. When you're at that point, the bit ceases to become amusing and just becomes annoying, and, IMO, just lazy radio.
Hoagie
02-26-2009, 08:58 PM
I can't wait for the David and Bobo show tomorrow.
djeter220
02-26-2009, 09:47 PM
My complaint is that O&A have killed the bit, IMO. They've overexposed him too much. I don't need or want ENTIRE XM portions on certain days wasted covering David and his various idiosyncrasies. When you're at that point, the bit ceases to become amusing and just becomes annoying, and, IMO, just lazy radio.
Have you HEARD an opie & anthony show before? Every single bit ends with an anticlimactic fizzle or a mutilated horse.
phillybear
02-26-2009, 10:15 PM
I can't wait for the David and Bobo show tomorrow.
I love the David segments for the cringe factor. The whole bit of the threesome with great lines "interjected" along the way "proceeded" into a fantastic David and Bobo show that left me gasping for air from guffaws.
MORE David. MORE>
KojiClutch
02-26-2009, 10:21 PM
I can't wait for the David and Bobo show tomorrow.I hope "Mike" calls in again.
Slappy Kinkaid
02-28-2009, 11:18 AM
My question is this. Is Davids other ball going to drop so that he gets a mans voice or is he condemned to be stuck in puberty. Not sure which was harder to listen to, a screechy over repetative ass or the stuttering stammering ass. Die David Die. I cant stand the little fuck twat. Good thing my radio has other channels for those times.
WetOREO
02-28-2009, 12:48 PM
David yelling "Holy smokes!" while the 2 girls were all over Bobo had be laughing pretty hard.
George Costanza
02-28-2009, 04:53 PM
The 2nd David and Bobo show was alot better. Bobo is hilarious and David held his own with the callers. I would listen to this over Special delivery and day of the week. David and Bobo for the SNV
me in canada
02-28-2009, 04:59 PM
If it wasn't for my David you would all be entertained
beavereatter
03-01-2009, 08:04 PM
i like my david,, but they will ruin it!
KojiClutch
03-01-2009, 11:02 PM
The 2nd David and Bobo show was alot better.
No it wasn't.
kevtv
03-01-2009, 11:28 PM
David sucks.
"Yes, that's correct. yes. Yes. Yes, correct."
When his voice gets higher and higher when he payot gets all in a bunch...awful.
I get that he's great because it makes people angry, but come on, we get it. He was good with Jewish sports, now he's just a clear retard who does not know his place. S--- he ain't.
Bud8Weiser
03-01-2009, 11:38 PM
i like my david,, but they will ruin it!
Its tough to roooon something thats already this bad.
Estrogenocide
03-01-2009, 11:50 PM
My facebook conversation, starring David...
Me:
Dude too bad I couldn't go in today, my friends bailed on me last minute... I'll be there sometime this week to see the awesomeness again.
David Fried:
I'm sorry, I was looking forward to meeting you and spending some time with you. Hopefully, you can come a different time.
...can't you just hear his voice when he writes??
KojiClutch
03-02-2009, 12:36 AM
My facebook conversation, starring David...
Me:
Dude too bad I couldn't go in today, my friends bailed on me last minute... I'll be there sometime this week to see the awesomeness again.
David Fried:
I'm sorry, I was looking forward to meeting you and spending some time with you. Hopefully, you can come a different time.
...can't you just hear his voice when he writes??You're not gonna send him facebook gifts are you? He'll fall in e-love with you.
Estrogenocide
03-02-2009, 12:42 AM
No I'm not married with brats.
Kiss kiss!
Pittrader
03-02-2009, 01:30 AM
Not a fan of the David. His naivete comes off as so bad it seems like he's acting. And the way he screws up any references to his Jewish faith seems to reinforce that. I wouldn't be surprised if in a couple months to find out he's been pwning the show all this time and that Sam was an accessory.
If it turns out that he is "pwning the show" then he is definitely one of the greatest character actors in the biz. Epic...on par with greats like Sacha Baron Cohen. If he is truly acting, and he's snowed great skeptics like Ant and Jim then give the lil jew his props...I'm anointing him comedic genius...He'd have to be to pull off the complete and utter absurdity that is My David.
Now with all that being said...There is no way that little jew bastard is acting. Its much more likely that he's mildly retarded---> :icon_eek:
I am highly amused by the David and Bobo show and would subscribe to their podcast given the chance.
Estrogenocide
03-02-2009, 04:57 PM
If it turns out that he is "pwning the show" then he is definitely one of the greatest character actors in the biz. Epic...on par with greats like Sacha Baron Cohen. If he is truly acting, and he's snowed great skeptics like Ant and Jim then give the lil jew his props...I'm anointing him comedic genius...He'd have to be to pull off the complete and utter absurdity that is My David.
Now with all that being said...There is no way that little jew bastard is acting. Its much more likely that he's mildly retarded---> :icon_eek:
He is DEFINITELY not acting, I also thought he was playing up his unaware jewosity, but MY SOURCES confirmed his obliviousness.
Facebook message:
David Fried
Today at 8:21am
Hello, it's Intern David. I just checked out your website. Your very talented. I'm sorry I missed your Friday night, I heard you did realy well. Please send nude pics.
Jimmy's Dignity
03-02-2009, 05:36 PM
He is DEFINITELY not acting, I also thought he was playing up his unaware jewosity, but MY SOURCES confirmed his obliviousness.
Facebook message:
David Fried
Today at 8:21am
Hello, it's Intern David. I just checked out your website. Your very talented. I'm sorry I missed your Friday night, I heard you did realy well. Please send nude pics.
Well at least his mind is in the right place :action-sm
Bobobie
03-02-2009, 07:58 PM
What if they tried to convince him to eat a piece of bacon or some Oysters? That would be fun to listen to.
agentjmw
03-02-2009, 09:51 PM
His real name is Louis Friend, about 5 foot six a hundred and 5 pounds, a big nose , wears a Yarmulke
Piffft
03-02-2009, 10:05 PM
Amazing... seriously.
This guy is "interesting" completely fucking amazing.
Yes I use platitudes and misnomers to suggest that you didn't catch the cliche.
Radio must be dead with this shit.
TheOnion
03-04-2009, 02:39 PM
David is great. The more the better.
Bill Lehecka
03-04-2009, 08:09 PM
New thing about David that annoys me... His "Ooooohhhhh" when he's trying to convey someone talking... "And she goes 'OoooOOOhhhhhhh....'" I want to take a mallet to my cranium.
djeter220
03-04-2009, 08:34 PM
New thing about David that annoys me... His "Ooooohhhhh" when he's trying to convey someone talking... "And she goes 'OoooOOOhhhhhhh....'" I want to take a mallet to my cranium.
I wouldn't let it get to you. I find that universally hated characteristics in a person are usually more funny than annoying. Nobody finds his OOOOHing or his loud retard laugh flattering. He's just a fun guy to hate.
Bill Lehecka
03-04-2009, 09:10 PM
I wouldn't let it get to you. I find that universally hated characteristics in a person are usually more funny than annoying. Nobody finds his OOOOHing or his loud retard laugh flattering. He's just a fun guy to hate.
But I HAVE to let it get to me. I can't help it. David is a schmuck of the highest order. Entertaining in small doses, but I think I can understand why people who personally know him find him to be the biggest tool on the planet.
Steam
03-04-2009, 09:37 PM
As soon as Opie talked about how they need to keep David to small doses and I realized that the fucking douche was going to be on the air today I turned it off and completely forgot to turn it back on.
So much for that.
LiddyRules
03-04-2009, 09:42 PM
New thing about David that annoys me... His "Ooooohhhhh" when he's trying to convey someone talking... "And she goes 'OoooOOOhhhhhhh....'" I want to take a mallet to my cranium.
See, his inability to tell a story well shows what a wacky, crazy, zany, totally unfit-for-society person he is! And that's why he's radio gold.
nun rapist
03-05-2009, 05:07 AM
I just don't get it. How could savvy radio guys like these miscalculate the comedic worth of something this horribly? It doesn't seem like a ruse when they talk about how great David is for the show. The last shred of hope I was clinging to was that the joke was on people like me who can't stand him and eventually they would confess their awareness of knowing since the beginning he was god-awful but they kept the bit running anyway to see just how bad things could get. If they genuinely value his presence this much that means they could entertain the idea of making him a paid, full-time employee. Which would be horrifying.
Sack of Chisels
03-05-2009, 11:58 PM
David rules.
robes
03-06-2009, 01:20 AM
I just don't get it. How could savvy radio guys like these miscalculate the comedic worth of something this horribly? It doesn't seem like a ruse when they talk about how great David is for the show. The last shred of hope I was clinging to was that the joke was on people like me who can't stand him and eventually they would confess their awareness of knowing since the beginning he was god-awful but they kept the bit running anyway to see just how bad things could get. If they genuinely value his presence this much that means they could entertain the idea of making him a paid, full-time employee. Which would be horrifying.
There are things that you just couldn't understand.
There are things that you just shouldn't know.
Listen and enjoy, this is above you.
Steam
03-06-2009, 08:29 AM
There are things that you just shouldn't know.
Listen and enjoy, this is above you.
Ooooooooooo, we got ourselves a smart one here.
And you can't "enjoy" when you absolutely dislike a bit. You can turn it off and then hope for the best (ie that segment ending quickly).
It's their show and they can do with it what they want but I'm not just going to blindly "listen and enjoy" to something that I think flat out sucks. I just turn off the show and as that happens more and more the show becomes a smaller and smaller part of my daily life and then who knows maybe eventually I stop completely.
Mr Moose
03-06-2009, 07:22 PM
There are things that you just couldn't understand.
There are things that you just shouldn't know.
Listen and enjoy, this is above you.
David is Mel Karmozzy and Hoo Hoo's love child?
HowardJustSucks
03-11-2009, 11:49 PM
does anyone have the audio from David reading Howard's transcript?
I missed it
kaproteus
03-12-2009, 02:51 AM
does anyone have the audio from David reading Howard's transcript?
I missed it
Well, if you feel like dropping 59 nickels (i.e. $2.95), you can get the whole show on Audible.com. Nice quality, and it can be applied to various formats, including iTunes. Yeah, you can dig around and find free alternatives, but Audible is the only suggestion that I would want to give. I'm a fan of the service, and have had the O 'n A subscription since it began over three years ago (and have picked up all the R 'n F shows from when they initiated the Audible partnership last year).
nun rapist
03-12-2009, 04:28 AM
I've been as harsh towards David as anybody but I admit today I thought he was funny as Howard. To maintain consistency I have to praise him when he makes me laugh if I'm going to trash him when he wears out his welcome. Maybe Opie is on to something with the idea that less is more with David.
BeerBelly
03-12-2009, 04:51 AM
dammit I can't figure out the picture I want that he looks like
this person was in a ton of 80's movies but I can't think of who
it is
Absolutely
03-12-2009, 05:45 AM
does anyone have the audio from David reading Howard's transcript?
I missed it
Bit-Torrent...
dammit I can't figure out the picture I want that he looks like
this person was in a ton of 80's movies but I can't think of who
it is
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/Nerds.jpg
?
BeerBelly
03-12-2009, 06:00 AM
Bit-Torrent...
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/Nerds.jpg
?
no it's not that guy, fuck he's got the same haircut a as david and jerry lewis dammit
it's driving me crazy
Bobobie
03-12-2009, 01:15 PM
Is he gone? Can we celebrate?
Bill Lehecka
03-13-2009, 07:55 PM
New Annoyance:
Dude, stop singing along with your theme, you twit.
Also, "What's up man?" "What's up man?" "What's up man?" DIE!
Although there was something odd about the David/Bobo/Stalker Patti Dynamic. This show could destroy Special Delivery...
Heh...
Hoagie
03-13-2009, 08:18 PM
The David and Bobo show just gets better every week. This show can never go away. They should get their own channel.
George Costanza
03-13-2009, 08:36 PM
How long before we hear this on the SNV. I like how they are helping them along gradually increasing they're airtime on fridays. I don't like David solo but him and Bobo have good chemistry the jury's still out on Patti. Gotta love the sweeper.
Large Marge
03-13-2009, 08:52 PM
Why do they insist on taking everyone phone call? Its not mandatory you fucking spaz
I would also like to see them get a SNV slot, maybe a hour. I think Big A would be a good stunt boy.
Hoagie
03-13-2009, 10:34 PM
Why do they insist on taking everyone phone call? Its not mandatory you fucking spazI don't think they're taking every call. They're taking calls when Sam and Danny tell them too. And it was hilarious when they had Bobo breaking into David when he was talking for a phone call.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-13-2009, 10:57 PM
=o
www.davidandbobo.com
OOOHH NOOOOO! Thats not flattering at all 101. Why would you link that 101? Thats hurtful 101. Thats terrible 101. I can't believe that someone would do that 101. 101 What do you think of this site 101? Whats your opinion 101?
TyraBanksBikini
03-13-2009, 11:18 PM
The David and Bobo Show featuring Stalker Patti rules. I don't know what is better, the fact that unlike Big A, Bobo will most likely excise the genitals of prostitutes before killing them. Or that if the other half of the tandem is not living in a legal guardian's home until his death I'd be completely shocked. Really, one guy said it best today, compared to these guys, Patti seems to be quite normal. If that doesn't add up to an entertaining show, at least for 15-20 minutes, once per week -- I don't know what does.
Yesterdays Hero
03-14-2009, 02:00 AM
Let's take 3 of the worst people the show has to offer, and have them do their own "show".
We have David, who wants to either be Bobo or fuck him, due to the sheer number of times the socially challenged kike says his fucking name...
We have Bobo, who's borderline retarded and sounds like he has a perpetually stuffed up nose...
And let's throw in Patty, who is the equivalent of Radio Syphilis.
Thanks Op and Ant.
I'd rather hear Worst Of. I'd rather hear Maxwell. I'd rather hear Cats and Dogs being put into a woodchipper ass first. Good thing I've enough brains in my head to turn on the old Ipod (in my case PSP) whenever any combination of the 3, or just one of them, hit the Radio.
I do what Op advises. Turn the dial.
BeerBelly
03-14-2009, 10:20 PM
ok I get it now , Opie want's to be a "Tom Chiusano" now and
well fuck, he's got a winner .
Dave and BoBo fucking rulz , move over howie
WetOREO
03-14-2009, 11:00 PM
The David and Bobo show on Friday was funny. I'm sorry if some people did not think so, but I guess it was there loss.
I had the pleasure of meeting David at XM this past week; he seems like a good kid.
I'll tell you what though, it's not an act. I could hear him talking off mic and the way Sam gets annoyed at him behind the scenes, funny stuff.
KojiClutch
03-15-2009, 05:27 PM
=o
www.davidandbobo.com
LMAO. Two cunts, one hole, no talent. Awesome.
TheYellowBoy
03-17-2009, 03:31 AM
http://www.scottschlee.com/david_bobo.jpg
Action Blackson
03-18-2009, 04:58 PM
David fucking sucks. That's really all there is to it.
Gladys kravitz
03-18-2009, 05:26 PM
dammit I can't figure out the picture I want that he looks like
this person was in a ton of 80's movies but I can't think of who
it is
How about Eddie Deezen from Magnum PI and 1941:
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/jtnost/eddie.jpg
Action Blackson
03-18-2009, 05:29 PM
Artie from Christine, pre-badass metamorphosis.
3GROC
03-18-2009, 06:00 PM
David fucking sucks. That's really all there is to it.
fucking sucks is being nice. there is nothing redeeming about him on the radio. his schtick today with the reviews was terrible...I wish that one intern matt or whatever destroyed him after the show. the show with bobo is terrible....his voice is terrible....horrid.
like what was posted above I hope that o&a didnt just misjudge something. anthony seems to hate him but opie likes him.
paul smashing him did rule though.
Action Blackson
03-18-2009, 06:14 PM
fucking sucks is being nice. there is nothing redeeming about him on the radio. his schtick today with the reviews was terrible...I wish that one intern matt or whatever destroyed him after the show. the show with bobo is terrible....his voice is terrible....horrid.
like what was posted above I hope that o&a didnt just misjudge something. anthony seems to hate him but opie likes him.
paul smashing him did rule though.
I turned the radio off. I'm not kidding either. I just stopped listening when his segment came on.
FamilyVirus
03-18-2009, 06:20 PM
I turned the radio off. I'm not kidding either. I just stopped listening when his segment came on.
That's really the only thing that can be done. If only David would hit puberty so his voice would stop being so goddamned squeaky.
seller326
03-18-2009, 06:47 PM
I can't imagine David being anybody's boss. Not after listening to his intern reviews
Yesterdays Hero
03-18-2009, 08:17 PM
Skipped it all. Reasonably sure I didn't miss a goddam thing the lil' kike had to say.
FamilyVirus
03-18-2009, 09:06 PM
It'd be the end of the world if David ever said anything of interest.
gleet
03-18-2009, 09:25 PM
I can't imagine David being anybody's boss. Not after listening to his intern reviews
I can imagine him being anybody's boss. He would fit right into middle management, personnel, some little side office with low responsibilities, but he would come down like a load of bricks when somebody finally got into his sphere of assigned duties. "You didn't file Form 13. Why didn't you file Form 13? Do you have a reason for not filing Form 13? You know we all have to file a Form 13 in a timely manner. Why didn't you file a Form 13?"
George Costanza
03-18-2009, 09:35 PM
I actually enjoyed the David segment today and I usually dont care for him without Bobo. I am mystified by the hate of David.
vegasbob
03-18-2009, 09:53 PM
I hate the way this douche talks.
Norm Stansfield
03-18-2009, 09:58 PM
Too much David today.
moegolden
03-18-2009, 10:04 PM
They milked it today to the point I wanted to tune out. even with the amusing premise of David as Trump, I don't care about intern pissiness. that kind of inside shit fits in with ron and fez or the saturday night filler shows.
not the "most popular satellite radio show" ever.
Timmah
03-18-2009, 10:07 PM
It's become the fucking intern David show. Enough already
Steam
03-18-2009, 10:12 PM
I turned the radio off. I'm not kidding either. I just stopped listening when his segment came on.
Skipped it all. Reasonably sure I didn't miss a goddam thing the lil' kike had to say.
Pretty much.
Heard his voice this morning, turned off the feed, and didn't even bother tuning in on the way to work or bothering with the replay.
There is absolutely no redeeming qualities about this worthless pile of Jew.
TheCableNazi
03-18-2009, 10:22 PM
I would say roughly 5% of David's show today was amusing. The rest is just tedium. He's really an awful, stupid child.
moegolden
03-18-2009, 10:27 PM
I would say roughly 5% of David's show today was amusing. The rest is just tedium. He's really an awful, stupid child.
But I would blame O and A for not exercising their edit feature. Even by "we love cringe" standards, this is shit.
Remember, when the smart people around here criticize Howard, the issue is not that he's talented.
It's that he's gotten lazy, self-indulgent and has an overinflated opinion of himself.
After repeatedly turning their show over to David and interns, how can you not begin to feel that way about O and A now?
This is why I can't listen to Ron and Fez.
GLENN_THE_TOOL
03-18-2009, 10:27 PM
Too much David today.
yeah, i had to tune out. and every time i would tune back in, hoping it was over, it wasn't. it just went on forever. it annoyed me even more that he's hitting on girls on Facebook and popping boners while on the clock, yet they gave him the power to critique the other interns' work performance and decide their fate. i realize that's the joke, but David doesn't seem to realize it. i was glad when one of the interns started talking back to David. i was hoping a fight would break out and David would get his head bounced off the floor.
and his shocked "Whoooooooooooa!" responses are getting even more grating. he's like a Radio Hole in training, for fuck's sake. he literally said "Whoooooooooa, that's not nice" today.
moegolden
03-18-2009, 10:42 PM
I am still listening to today's show....
In 10 years, I can't remember a show I've enjoyed less all because of this inside staff shit.
Edit: thankfully, i just got to the point where opie sent dave away for a half hour to think about the firing.
please keep your fucking staff off the radio. or just break up already.
Steam
03-18-2009, 10:47 PM
I am still listening to today's show....
In 10 years, I can't remember a show I've enjoyed less all because of this inside staff shit.
please keep your fucking staff off the radio. or just break up already.
I can't crack on the main staff. But the overuse of fucking useless fucking hacks like David is ponderous.
Lil' Alex
03-18-2009, 10:47 PM
Intern stuff only goes so far, if Stern proved anything it should be that. Reminds me of the old half hour breaks and how to cook his baked potato.
Action Blackson
03-18-2009, 10:56 PM
They milked it today
Yep. Whenever they give their interns time during regular show hours, I turn it off. Unfortunately, they've been doing it way too much with the fucking Prince of Jersualem lately.
askewcore
03-18-2009, 10:57 PM
In 10 years, I can't remember a show I've enjoyed less all because of this inside staff shit.
I am still listening to today's show....
Just so you can post on wackbag about how it sucks..?
I hate David too (except for that he really thinks he is a star) so I listened to the show once with half an ear and didnt listen to the replay.
moegolden
03-18-2009, 11:04 PM
Just so you can post on wackbag about how it sucks..?
Good point, but after 10 years, I can't stop listening regardless. I thought that was implicit and understood around here.
WetOREO
03-19-2009, 12:04 AM
This is why I can't listen to Ron and Fez.
The reason you can't listen to Ron & Fez is because you have shit taste.
I am pretty surprised. I figured the David thread today would be filled with praise after the funny today; instead it is filled with mindless griping and petty jew-jokes.
I'm also surprised at the amount of people who listen to a comedy show and lack a decent sense of humor.
ps-it could be worse, we could have to deal with an American Idol-loving retarded midget everyday.
pileofmatt
03-19-2009, 12:10 AM
There is absolutely no redeeming qualities about this worthless pile of Jew.
it's pileofmatt, not pile of jew. the david bit on ron and fez was pretty good. my hatred of david made my love of ron grow even more today.
mills
03-19-2009, 12:22 AM
The reason you can't listen to Ron & Fez is because you have shit taste.
I am pretty surprised. I figured the David thread today would be filled with praise after the funny today; instead it is filled with mindless griping and petty jew-jokes.
I'm also surprised at the amount of people who listen to a comedy show and lack a decent sense of humor.At least someone gets it.
The show needs more David, not less. Well ok, after today that's a stretch. But let's just say what we're getting now is the ideal amount of MyDavid.
Where is the thread with the backlash towards everyone saying last week's David & Bobo show was some of the best radio in years? I want to go yell at them and call them silly names.
Yesterdays Hero
03-19-2009, 12:37 AM
Where is the thread with the backlash towards everyone saying last week's David & Bobo show was some of the best radio in years? I want to go yell at them and call them silly names.
Because there is no thread praising last weeks Kike and Retard show? There's only so far people will follow the boys into the land of what they feel is "good radio".
To be redundant, people eventually turn off the show until the bit they feel is crap, is done (good advice from Opie). If that shit radio happens to be an hour and a half like today, then people listen to something else.
There are days worth of worst of all over the place. Grab a few hours and pretend that his ancestors were thrown in a German oven and he doesn't exist.
George Costanza
03-19-2009, 12:49 AM
I think if people would look past the stereotype and listen they'd be surprised. If David and Bobo weren't gold they wouldn't get the airtime they do. David is getting better solo under Sams guidance. I didn't care for David at first but after several bits he grows on you.
moegolden
03-19-2009, 12:51 AM
my issue is less with david than it is with the fact that O and A are outsourcing their broadcasting time to people less talented than they.
a little end of the show filler is fine now and then, but I don't want to hear what anyone on the staff feels about anything. O, A and J are the only opinions i'm interested in.
joe blow's opinion on something fits here on wackbag, but i don't feel like hearing clones of myself on the radio. i want to hear pros like O, A and J and professional comics talk about things in a funny way.
GoldenOne
03-19-2009, 12:52 AM
SO live St. Pats show = Ton of David
Wednedsay show = Waaay too much David
Friday Show = All David all the time, and with the cunt whore coming in this week, I'm sure they'll just turn the show over to her and David from 9-10:30
I miss Opie, Anthony and Yimmy.
Jew David = O&A's East Side Dave
Mersh
03-19-2009, 12:56 AM
David is the shit...'nuff said.
GLENN_THE_TOOL
03-19-2009, 12:57 AM
At least someone gets it.
The show needs more David, not less. Well ok, after today that's a stretch. But let's just say what we're getting now is the ideal amount of MyDavid.
Where is the thread with the backlash towards everyone saying last week's David & Bobo show was some of the best radio in years? I want to go yell at them and call them silly names.
fuck that. not even Spaz used to get as much airtime as this naive little shit. at least Spaz's stupidity was genuinely hilarious. David is just a nervous, clueless little Jew boy who panics in front of the mic. it was good when Opie realized he was getting overexposed a while ago and kept him off the show, but with today's show and the David & Bobo stuff, David has officially become overexposed and intolerable. he needs to disappear for at least a month if not longer.
OnASouth
03-19-2009, 01:26 AM
i'm just curious how many of you david haters are fans of big a on the air. i find david to be hysterical and big a to be absolutely unbearable.
i also don't think he's clueless. i think he figured out early on what about his personality was funny/uncomfortable and started playing it up. his "oh no?" when intern paul told him that he was here to learn how to produce a radio show and he wouldn't become a star was very telling.
it also begs the question...if you don't like one of o and a's favorite bits(cringe/uncomforbtable radio) then are you really a fan?
Wharfe
03-19-2009, 01:50 AM
The reason you can't listen to Ron & Fez is because you have shit taste.
I am pretty surprised. I figured the David thread today would be filled with praise after the funny today; instead it is filled with mindless griping and petty jew-jokes.
I'm also surprised at the amount of people who listen to a comedy show and lack a decent sense of humor.
ps-it could be worse, we could have to deal with an American Idol-loving retarded midget everyday.
Agreed, I don't really agree with or understand all the hate. David's quite entertaining to listen to for a while and I thought the David & Bobo Show with Patty was a great laugh.
n2fooz
03-19-2009, 02:48 AM
i'm just curious how many of you david haters are fans of big a on the air. i find david to be hysterical and big a to be absolutely unbearable.
i also don't think he's clueless. i think he figured out early on what about his personality was funny/uncomfortable and started playing it up. his "oh no?" when intern paul told him that he was here to learn how to produce a radio show and he wouldn't become a star was very telling.
it also begs the question...if you don't like one of o and a's favorite bits(cringe/uncomforbtable radio) then are you really a fan?
I'm really a fan and I think David SUCKS ass! He isn't funny and now he's trying too hard, which makes him even less funny.
I'm a fan of O&A, Jimmy, Danny & Sam but not David, Big A or Patty.
StupidCanadian
03-19-2009, 03:21 AM
That voice...GRIIINDS...on the nerves. Like nails on a chalkboard. I have to turn it off...............................
lockjaaaaww
03-19-2009, 03:25 AM
David was overexposed long long ago.
nun rapist
03-19-2009, 05:46 AM
i'm just curious how many of you david haters are fans of big a on the air. i find david to be hysterical and big a to be absolu
i also don't think he's clueless. i think he figured out early on what about his personality was funny/uncomfortable and started playing it up. his "oh no?" when intern paul told him that he was here to learn how to produce a radio show and he wouldn't become a star was very telling.
it also begs the question...if you don't like one of o and a's favorite bits(cringe/uncomforbtable radio) then are you really a fan?
I'd rather listen to a continual loop of BA trying to enunciate a cumbersome word beginning with the letter S for the rest of my life than hear one more David utterance. Which is not to say I especially like BA or anything...I just dislike David that much. I waffled ever so slightly after the Howard transcript recitation but since then I've been saddled with another awful D&B show, St. Patrick's (on a Tuesday which was supposed to be a D-free zone), and The Apprentice (aka the final straw in this ordeal) so I'm most assuredly back at square one with my hatred.
As a fan you should be supportive or understanding of any avenue they take but you'd have to be a mindless, obsequious drone to lick a pile of shit they continually put on your cone and call it ice cream. I don't support the listenership being held hostage by David's inescapability, nor do I understand how weathered radio titans like these would devote this much of their valuable broadcast time to something that's masochistic at best and hacky at worst. Even if in some parallel universe where David actually had any business being a focal point of a radio program it would be illogical to give him that much free reign to overdo the bit. We're way past the point of overkill here. It's officially gotten ridiculous. I don't want to stop listening but at the same time I'm outraged over the continuation of this nonsense being crammed down my throat. I feel violated in that I entrusted the show with my allegiance and that loyalty has been perverted by having horrible radio forced on me. Maybe XM could create a separate channel where all David content gets dumped; they could squeeze in god knows how many replays per day since the show would be a half hour long.
BeerBelly
03-19-2009, 05:50 AM
how about eddie deezen from magnum pi and 1941:
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/jtnost/eddie.jpg
yesssss!!!!
I brain kept going Jerry Lewis , like with Dean but not soo smart
the kids got moxy!
WetOREO
03-19-2009, 03:38 PM
Well, luckily for me, if they do read the message boards, O&A seem to ignore the haters and just go with the funny. Keep it up, b-b-b-boys.
TheCableNazi
03-19-2009, 06:31 PM
It's not hating to say, "we get it, he's awkward, annoying and ignorant."
It's one joke and it hasn't been funny in months.
That said, I laughed harder this morning when they replayed David's "appearance" on Ron & Fez than I've laughed in a long time at anything on either show.
Yesterdays Hero
03-19-2009, 06:53 PM
If Ronnie B hates him, even without ever hearing him on the radio, that's more than enough reason to hate him.
icculus1284
03-19-2009, 07:30 PM
Well, luckily for me, if they do read the message boards, O&A seem to ignore the haters and just go with the funny. Keep it up, b-b-b-boys.
They acknowledged the "haters" earlier today.
Anthony will pop up and post every now and then, I'm sure he still reads.
WetOREO
03-19-2009, 07:40 PM
They acknowledged the "haters" earlier today.
Anthony will pop up and post every now and then, I'm sure he still reads.
Yeah, I heard that.
Despite that, I'm looking forward to the next David & Bobo show!
tysonpunchinguterus
03-20-2009, 01:29 AM
I hope this wasnt' used already, but, "We'd all be laughing right now if it wasn't for my David!"
robes
03-20-2009, 02:04 AM
Haterzzzz
vegasbob
03-20-2009, 04:23 AM
Any Walk-in Oven in the studio?
icculus1284
03-20-2009, 04:56 AM
Any Walk-in Oven in the studio?
Too soon.
caeserchsburger
03-22-2009, 11:34 AM
David the Intern is so fucking funny, he is the Beetlejuice of the ONA show...
Token Black Guy
03-22-2009, 05:37 PM
David is only entertaining in small doses. I hated the first David and Bobo (Ooooooh Nooooo) show but actually enjoyed everything after that. The callers are the best part of the show
al885
03-22-2009, 05:44 PM
Any more of your voice on the opie & anthony show, and into the fuckin oven ya go!
goodfellas for you nubs.
Lil' Alex
03-22-2009, 11:39 PM
After hearing David's Stern read I have an idea for bit. He can read quotes from old German leaders.
" Was there any form of filth or profligacy, particularly in cultural life, without at least one Jew involved in it?
If you cut even cautiously into such an abscess, you found, like a maggot in a rotting body, often dazzled by the sudden light-a Jew!
What had to be reckoned heavily against the Jews in my eyes was when I became acquainted with their activity in the press, art, literature, and the theater. All the unctuous reassurances helped little or nothing. It sufficed to look at a billboard, to study the names of the men behind the horrible trash they advertised, to make you hard for a long time to come. This was pestilence, spiritual pestilence, worse than the Black Death of olden times, and the people was being infected with it! It goes without saying that the lower the intellectual level of one of these art manufacturers, the more unlimited his fertility will be, and the scoundrel ends up like a garbage separator, splashing his filth in the face of humanity. The fact that nine tenths of all literary filth, artistic trash, and theatrical idiocy can be set to the account of a people, constituting hardly one hundredth of all the country's inhabitants, could simply not be tanked away; it was the plain truth."
seller326
03-23-2009, 11:56 AM
I'm all in favor of giving David his own channel on Sirius XM, just to get him off the O and A show. Mel, are you listening?
seller326
03-23-2009, 03:23 PM
My Facebook emails with David.
Me: Are you inbred?
David: go to hell
Me: I'm in hell when you're on my radio
David: why would you send me an e-mail and just ask a rude question?
Me: You sound like the product of an incestuous relationship, an inbred. I know there's lots of that in your community
David: Go fuck yourself, you bald prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: my bald prick has gotten more pussy than yours
Life Hack
03-23-2009, 07:57 PM
I would love to hear David barge in on R&F tomorrow with a Mummer band...
seller326
03-23-2009, 08:11 PM
My Facebook emails with David.
Me: Are you inbred?
David: go to hell
Me: I'm in hell when you're on my radio
David: why would you send me an e-mail and just ask a rude question?
Me: You sound like the product of an incestuous relationship, an inbred. I know there's lots of that in your community
David: Go fuck yourself, you bald prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: my bald prick has gotten more pussy than yours
To which David replied:
Dude, why the fuck do you get pleasure making fun of me? How the hell are you gonna get anywhere in life with that kind of gay ass attitude?
Seriously, you just went ahead and asked me if I was an inbred. Do you have any tact or common sense? What the fuck is wrong with you? If you don't like me on the radio then why the hell do you listen, you piece of worthless shit?
Am I inbred? Are you mentally insane? I think you belong in a mental institution. No normal person would just go ahead and send a message like that to someone else. Think before you message someone, if you can think at all. My god, I've never seen anything like this before. You have serious issues, have you gone to see a doctor yet about this?
Please, I want an explanation as to why you would go ahead and just send me the message that you did. Do you even have the where with all to even give me a straight truthful answer, or are you just going to respond to me with another rude message.
By the way, what's the benefit to you of sending me these messages? I only am being rude to you because you decided to be an asshole back to me, I hope you know that. Please, for the love of god grow up and and ac your age.
I can't think of anything else to say. I hope you have learned your lesson.
FamilyVirus
03-23-2009, 09:21 PM
To which David replied:
Dude, why the fuck do you get pleasure making fun of me? How the hell are you gonna get anywhere in life with that kind of gay ass attitude?
Seriously, you just went ahead and asked me if I was an inbred. Do you have any tact or common sense? What the fuck is wrong with you? If you don't like me on the radio then why the hell do you listen, you piece of worthless shit?
Am I inbred? Are you mentally insane? I think you belong in a mental institution. No normal person would just go ahead and send a message like that to someone else. Think before you message someone, if you can think at all. My god, I've never seen anything like this before. You have serious issues, have you gone to see a doctor yet about this?
Please, I want an explanation as to why you would go ahead and just send me the message that you did. Do you even have the where with all to even give me a straight truthful answer, or are you just going to respond to me with another rude message.
By the way, what's the benefit to you of sending me these messages? I only am being rude to you because you decided to be an asshole back to me, I hope you know that. Please, for the love of god grow up and and ac your age.
I can't think of anything else to say. I hope you have learned your lesson.
Looks like the Jew gave you quite the scolding. Oy vey.
seller326
03-24-2009, 08:19 PM
Looks like the Jew gave you quite the scolding. Oy vey.
I think what bothers David is that he probably is inbred and he's ashamed of it. His parents are probably siblings.
The Nature Boy
03-31-2009, 02:22 AM
He's really grown on me, the Twitchels/Big A/Bobo/David roundtable finally sealed it for me!
icculus1284
03-31-2009, 03:03 AM
He's really grown on me, the Twitchels/Big A/Bobo/David roundtable finally sealed it for me!
The only thing that made that show listenable were callers asking if he was an inbred.
Period
.
reddog_2711
03-31-2009, 04:03 PM
David & Bobo are so incedibly fucking bad, that they're the best thing on the radio. I have to admit that they as much as I hate them both, the David/Bobo/Twitchels/Big A show made me laugh more than anything I've heard in a long time.
The only thing better would be to see a multi-camera video shoot of the show, showing O&A and the rest of the crowd laughing and showing Bobo being fed the notes. Hearing Ant's laugh in the background during the show just fucking slay's me.
3GROC
04-02-2009, 01:26 AM
I hate him on the air. there is nothing good about him and his stereotypical jewness
seller326
04-02-2009, 01:29 AM
I hate him on the air. there is nothing good about him and his stereotypical jewness
He's an embarrassment to all jews. I believe I heard Rich Vos voice that sentiment once.
3GROC
04-02-2009, 01:37 AM
anthony Im pretty sure has said he hates him on the air. he is terrible.
when jimmy states soemthing about david shooting himself...that was the best....
he is the worst show character in O&A's history.
KoRn KidM90
04-02-2009, 09:10 AM
I cant stand this guy period.. i turn off the radio(or seek forward) when ever he is on. Anyone who has a facebook, did you see this fagget started his own group trying to get sirius/xm to hire him: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=66414769314&ref=nf
"Group for people to write comments about Intern David and petition for him to get hired by Sirius XM Satellite Radio. If you want Intern David to stay with the Opie & Anthony Radio Show after May then let your voice be heard by joining and commenting in this group. If the right people read these comments you never know what could happen.
Intern David got his Sirius ID card today. While there, he put in a plug for Bobo. Will there be more installments of the David & Bob Show over at Sirius? Will Sirius consider Bobo "on-air talent" and allow him access to the studio? Stay tuned to find out. Continuing the David & Bobo Show over at Sirius is one step in the process of getting David hired by the Opie & Anthony Radio Show."
Bobobie
04-02-2009, 10:02 PM
If David and Bobo weren't gold they wouldn't get the airtime they do.
Yeah, it can't be that they simply suck.
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