Charming 419 Scam...

[stevethrower]

Hello,


I hope this e-mail message meets you well? I am in need of your assistance. My name is Lt. Col. William Russell of the Engineering Unit of US Military (MARINE) here in Ba'qubah in Iraq, and a citizen of the United States of America.


We have about $20 Million US dollars that we want to move out of this country (Iraq). My partners and I need a good partner out there, someone we can trust to receive the funds on our behalf. It is an oil money and legal,there is no room for fear here.


We have made arrangement with a Diplomatic Courier Service that will move the funds out of Iraq as a Family Treasures to where you want it. Arrangement has been made also to transfer the funds through BANK OF BAGHDAD. It all depends on what you want and how you want the funds to be delivered to you. The most important thing is; "CAN I TRUST YOU"? Once the funds gets to you invest my shares into any business e.g real estate, hotel business etc until my mission here in Iraq is completed.


Once the funds get to you, simply take out 20% as your share and keep the remaining 80% for us.Your own part of this deal is to find us a place where the funds can be sent to. If you are interested I will furnish you with more details upon receipt of your response and contact details. But I can assure you the whole process is simple and we need you to make it as a confidential matter website:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm


I look forward to your reply and co-operation.

Regards,
Lt. Col. William Russell

I was going to respond with "Let me run it by my wife that works for a certain Federal Agency"... but meh.

[WoodenPlank]

Jesus, these 419 asswipes are dumb.

[BCH]

Hey that's 4 Million dollars! What's this guys phone number?

[NuttyJim]

Jesus, these 419 asswipes are dumb.

you'd be surprised how many asswipes fall for it.

[EvilMonkey71]

I got one yesterday from "Grace Mugabe" wife of the president of Zaire. Said she was embezzling $35 million in anticipation of having to flee the country with her children because her husband's a maniac.

I thought about writing back for funsies and saying, "I bet your husband and his death squads would love to have this information," and see where it went from there just to see what they would come up with.

[English Gent]

I got one yesterday from "Grace Mugabe" wife of the president of Zaire. Said she was embezzling $35 million in anticipation of having to flee the country with her children because her husband's a maniac.

I thought about writing back for funsies and saying, "I bet your husband and his death squads would love to have this information," and see where it went from there just to see what they would come up with.

I used to write back and string these fuckers along for fun. I figured that if they were being led along by me, it was less time that they had to fuck with genuine fish.

[EvilMonkey71]

I used to write back and string these fuckers along for fun. I figured that if they were being led along by me, it was less time that they had to fuck with genuine fish.

A buddy of mine used to do the same thing...he once replied to one with just "Niner" and they replied like they had set the hook and were reeling him in already.

[Cunt Smasher]

I think I could help them with their investments,I've been studying the secret money making techniques of Boardroom Jimmy.

[stevethrower]

K wtf... now getting 419 offers in the fucking Opie and Anthony Paltalk room now...

[stevethrower]

Got this one today...



***SPAM*** Final notice form U.K FBI.Please call(+44 703 591 7714)

We have just been informed by the Microsoft Lottery Board That you have a package worth 500,000.00GBP sterlings won in the new year promo by Bill Gate as conpensation to the user's of the microsoft internet. And because of the fraud and scam holvering every where, He decided to bring it to us, the U.K F.B.I investigation team for dispatchment to your residence and for security reasons.Please make contact with our S.D.I investigation team on mr.clinton2008@hotmail.com for prompt delivery to your house address by us.
Mr John Clover(F.B.I secretery).

Ummm firstly who is Bill Gate... and I believe the version of the FBI in The UK is MI-5... who falls for this shit. Oh and I looked at the email header this one is from India... not Nigeria weird.

[Psychopath]

http://www.419eater.com/

They have some good reads here.

[Three Hole Puncher]

http://www.419eater.com/

They have some good reads here.

Ya gotta love the 419eaters.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/11/1/5340_2.jpg

:haha7:

[Hog's Big Ben]

She lingers longer.

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/angela_atatah.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/jerry_ifanyi1.jpg

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Ya gotta love the 419eaters.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/11/1/5340_2.jpg

:haha7:She got skull fucked.

[stevethrower]

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/album_picm.php?pic_id=97

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/album_picm.php?pic_id=76

[Big Dick Mcgee]

The first pic looks like they have potted plants on their heads. The second looks like Buddy Earl.

[Newmania]

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/amah_t_amah.jpg

Douche.

[Newmania]

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/edith_marculey.jpg

Norton would approve.

[distortion9]

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/kadijat_jubril.jpg

[distortion9]

She lingers longer.

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/angela_atatah.jpg

So does this guy

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/robert_osare.jpg

[Psychopath]

http://www.419eater.com/images/john_ademola4.jpg

[tysonpunchinguterus]

I get faxes sent to my office that offer employee discounts for trips to Cancun for just $148 per person because the trips are underbooked. Even better, you can book your trip for up to a year in advance (I guess times are tough when you know you'll have so many empty rooms in any hotel in Cancun every day for the next year). They're sent from "Human Resources Dept." Apparently, our HR Dept. has gotten into the business of booking employee vacations at steep discounts and decided that using the company's employee-only website to announce such deals would be stupid because not wasting paper at the hundreds of offices the company has would be silly. I guess they didn't want to have these deals get lost in the shuffle of the other employee discounts listed on that site. What's even more amazing is that my retired parents have been secretly working at my company, too, because I found the same fax in their home fax machine when I visited them a couple days later. I just hope they don't book their trip for the same time as mine because I'm mad at them for lying.

[DC Chick]

I used to write back and string these fuckers along for fun. I figured that if they were being led along by me, it was less time that they had to fuck with genuine fish.

I just saw something like that on craigslist (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/rnr/987443049.html). That's R+R, not Lil' Jimmy's section.

Dear Mr. Scammer
I owe you a few apologies:
• I am sorry for responding and saying sure I am happy to engage in a bizarre business deal with you knowing full well it isn’t real.
• I am sorry you wasted time to print a horrible fake check.
• I am sorry you spent $4.90 UPS’ing it to me overnight.
• I am sorry for taking a few days to get back to you after I got the check and ask you for your phone number which you can’t give me. I knew that and still I emailed you for the phone number.
• I am sorry that I lied to you and said I could not find a western union office near me, making you look them up, emailing me a list and me telling you those two liquor stores are shut down.
• I am sorry that I lied to you about getting pissed at the western union office because they wanted $1.75 to cut a check and that I said that’s robbery and left in a huff. The truth is I never went there in the first place. Sorry for wasting your time that day.
• I’m sorry I lied the next day after you threaten to call the FBI and local police on me because I cashed your check and would not pay you. I knew you would not, but I wrote you an email begging you not to call the police and that I would pay you tomorrow after I cashed the check.
• Again, I’m sorry that I lied and said the western union office girl was rude to me so I left in anger, again delaying your money by another day.
• Im sorry I lied about sending the money to western union in your name vs the shipper so you could not pick it up. I realize this cost you a day or so.
• I am really sorry that I lied and said that the money order was at your western union, but off by 1 zip code making you drive 30 minutes to find out I am a liar.
• Your last email to me was justified. Obviously from your language you were pissed. The fact that as you "YELLED” and your grasp of the English language seemed to fade away like my Mom’s when she is livid showed me what a bad person I am.
• Your phone call from Africa? was upsetting because as you were trying to explain to me how to go down to western union and pay the $1.75 and you would pick up the fee, I realize how frustrated you were getting. I also lied about being hard of hearing and asking you to yell. Sorry.
All in all, I am sorry for sucking up your bandwidth. I realize that my actions probably sucked up 6-10 hours of your time and kept you from fleecing some gullible person in America.
Please forgive me. Go ahead and send me another forged check and I will send you my cash to your shipper. Please try me again. Even though I lied you to about 15 times I won’t do it again.
Your friendly computer person.
MHF