Mafiamob TV: Black Scorpion, Episode 1

[Mafialife Chris]

My partner Ron G mentioned a while back that he wanted to produce a few mafia short episodes. Of course, I laughed, since I wasn't paying a frikkin dime towards it, because I was not interested. He swore to me he had a few buddies who would do it at low cost and he was gung ho.

Whatever, sure enough he calls me about a month ago, to play a part in the short and to be in Jersey a few days later.

This is what they produced. It was not as bad as I figured it would be. But, please have your way with it as you see fit!

I am curious, am I allowed to say I am an actor now?

I will proceed to take my beating now, thanks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRFLlc-v8yA

[Biff Hardslab]

Was that some sort of stun gun or a flashlight she was shooting? Was that killer flashlight set up as some kind of deadly weapon in an earlier installment?

[Mafialife Chris]

Was that some sort of stun gun or a flashlight she was shooting? Was that killer flashlight set up as some kind of deadly weapon in an earlier installment?

Good question. Whatever it was, was not very professional. A possible attempt to save some special effects.

It may have been a star trek stun gun!

Ugh, lol

[Mafialife Chris]

I honestly cannot belive I have not had my ass handed me for this video yet?

Maybe I REALLY am a good actor after all :)

Or maybe I was just beign an attention whore and you guys werent biting.

Maybe you all watched it, and are just being nice by biting your tongue.

Ok, I'll go to bed now. Love you guys!

Seeeeeeeeeeya!

[Jay Douglas]

The wrestling fan in me wants to make a joke about the title with a Ric Flair reference, but since this is about you and not the episode in general, I'll hold off.

You did seem to have the same problem as a bit actor named Jim Norton; you didn't seem to know what to do with your hands. Otherwise, it was fine.