2008 Wackbag Awards: The Zaggies

[cokelogic]

This year, fuck the polls. Some people like them, others are disgusted by them. So here's how it works: you declare an award winner and see if anyone disputes you.


Funniest poster of the year: Ted the Poster

Best SNV show of the year: Uninformed

Worst poster of the year: Sober

Producer of the year: Danny

Best new character of the year: Ted the [something] by Jim Norton

Best new segment of the year: What's the Haps

Intern of the year: My David

Man of the year: Opie

Homeless Man of the year: Tippy Tom

MOD of the year: Jimmy's Dignity

[Stig]

Ted the Poster stinks and I don't like him.
Thanks, Cokie!

[newfie_lover]

I nominate Ant for the A bomb award.

[cokelogic]

Guest of the year: Michael Madsen (runner up Kevin Smith)

IFer of the year: Steve from Bayshore (runner up Blue Heeler)

3rd mic of the year (when Jimmy's gone): Patrice O'neil

3rd mic of the year (when Jimmy's there): Rich Vos

Best new comedian to the show of the year: Joe DeRosa (runner up DL Hugley)

Most annoying guest of the year: Godfrey

[cokelogic]

I nominate Ant for the A bomb award.Thanks for sticking to the format in place. :action-sm

[Pearce]

Best new comedian to the show of the year: Joe DeRosa (runner up DL Hugley)

Most annoying guest of the year: Godfrey

Honorable mentions to Nick DiPaolo and Mike DeStefano, respectively. And DL Hughley first came on in 07, silly.

[Beeman99]

Mod of the year to JD??

Ass Kisser:action-sm

[cokelogic]

Honorable mentions to Nick DiPaolo and Mike DeStefano, respectively. And DL Hughley first came on in 07, silly.Nick Dip slipped my mind. I think you have a point, I think Nick is "Best new comedian to the show of the year".

Mod of the year to JD??

Ass Kisser:action-smZag, Rob, roche, Papa, SOS, Kev, etc are great, but JD joins in on the listening threads for both O&A and R&F everyday, so he edges out the competition.

[Hudson]

Dumbest thread of the Year: THIS ONE!
Gayest thread of the year:THIS ONE!
Biggest Waste of a Thread this year:THIS ONE!
Poster most likely to beat a joke into the ground:ME!

[cokelogic]

Dumbest thread of the Year: THIS ONE!
Gayest thread of the year:THIS ONE!
Biggest Waste of a Thread this year:THIS ONE!
Poster most likely to beat a joke into the ground:ME!
And curmudgeon of the year goes to Hudson. :rolleyes:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

This year, fuck the polls. Some people like them, others are disgusted by them. So here's how it works: you declare an award winner and see if anyone disputes you.


Funniest poster of the year: Ted the Poster

Best SNV show of the year: Uninformed

Worst poster of the year: Sober

Producer of the year: Danny

Best new character of the year: Ted the [something] by Jim Norton

Best new segment of the year: What's the Haps

Intern of the year: My David

Man of the year: Opie

Homeless Man of the year: Tippy Tom

MOD of the year: Jimmy's Dignity

OOOOhhhh....it's not even a [ you] tag! :D :D

[Hudson]

Drunken Thread Maker of Year: I think we all know.

[Stig]

How about "Banned Member of the Year"?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

How about "Banned Member of the Year"?
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

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[Razor Roman]

How about "Banned Member of the Year"?

I was gonna nominate her for "Worst Comeback" :)


Sideburns of the year: Buster H

Coziest of the year: Sinn Fein

Mike Berbiglia "Boo" Award: CBS / XM-Sirius Lawyers

[Stig]

I was gonna nominate her for "Worst Comeback" :)



I wasn't even thinking of anyone specific.

[FellowTraveler]

Worst poster of the year: Sober


Gonna have to say that Zona was the worst poster of the year.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Worst poster of the year: Dr. Jimcy



Fixed and I can back up my nomination. Every post I've ever made is shit, take this one for example.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Honorable mentions to Nick DiPaolo and Mike DeStefano, respectively. And DL Hughley first came on in 07, silly.

Nick had some great great shows this year, a few were a little off but when hes on hes really on. The his first show and where him and Louie CK were together are amazing shows, I listen to them all the time on my Ipod. I rarely hear anthony cackle like he did when Nick was ripping apart those douches on the morning news talking about men.


I would also like to say Collin is comedian of the year because hes Collin and hes amazing. My favorite comic in the world, never disspoints.

[CousinDave]

Most Ignored Poster - Side Kick Dave

[Razor Roman]

I wasn't even thinking of anyone specific.

oh well then I'll just take all the wrath for thinking it:rolleyes:

[Chino Kapone]

Most Ignored Poster - Side Kick Dave

wHo?!

Signature of the year - Chino Kapone :D

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Signature of the year - Chino Kapone :D

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[CaryMG]

Here're my choices ....

Funniest Poster Of The Year: Three Hole Puncher

Best SNV Show Of The Year:

Worst Poster Of The Year: CaryMG

Producer Of The Year: Danny

Best New Character Of The Year: Ted The [Something] by Jim Norton

Best New Segment Of The Year: Kosher Sports

Intern Of The Year: Intoin David [[i]Oy ....]

Man Of The Year: Vos

Homeless Man Of The Year: Tippy Tom

MOD of the year: All Of 'Em Seem Good As Far As I Can Tell! lol


:)

[BaLZaC~308]

I was gonna nominate her for "Worst Comeback" :)


Sideburns of the year: Buster H



i fucking dispute that!!!

[itsmewhat]

I was gonna nominate her for "Worst Comeback" :)

That's it. You're off my Christmas list!

[Stig]

That's it. You're off my Christmas list!

Ha-ha, Razor! She was giving out blow jobs this year!
And they were good, too!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ha-ha, Razor! She was giving out blow jobs this year!
And they were good, too!

I haven't gotten mine yet...must have gotten delayed in the mail...

[PMB917]

Racist of the year goes to Patrice Oneil

Liberal of the year goes to Lil Jimmy Norton

Bride and Groom of the year goes to Mr and Mrs Huges

New bit of the year goes to the Franchise version of the ONA show

Cringe moment of the year goes to the Antalini fallout.

"Cold day in hell" moment of the year goes to Mel Karmasin in studio.

[kloraferm]

Racist of the year goes to Patrice Oneil
A fight to the finish with that Cumia guy?
:rolleyes:

[NeonTaster]

Nick Dip slipped my mind. I think you have a point, I think Nick is "Best new comedian to the show of the year".

Did Nick Dip only start appearing on the show in 2008? Surprising. He's perfect for the show.

[Mafialife Chris]

No Plug Whore of the year?

WTF!

[zagman76]

For the 4th year in a row:
Gayest Poster: KneeKnee

:D

[TEXAS TRUCKER]

No Plug Whore of the year?

WTF!
Congrats Chris. I'll give it to ya!

[JordanSRT10]

What did I win?

[Mafialife Chris]

Congrats Chris. I'll give it to ya!

I would like to accept this award on behalf of all my websites, including www.mobcandymag.com and www.mafiapayday.com, etc.........

hahahahaha!

YES!!!! I WON AN AWARD ON WACKBAG!!!!

[Ball of Hate]

Worst comedian...Dan Naturman.
Best Thread...Ron Bennington LOD.
Best Storyline...Antholini (start to finish).

[Mafialife Chris]

What did I win?

Best bud award?

That look slike some Fred from Brooklyn greens in your sig.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Did Nick Dip only start appearing on the show in 2008? Surprising. He's perfect for the show.

Nick did O and A like 12 years ago but they never invited him back so I think Howard jumped to the plate and has been having him on over the years. Nick did his first appearance since then in January which I know for a fact because I save every show hes on. Him and Collin Quinn have been my two favorite comedians for at least 10 or more years now.

[NeonTaster]

Nick did O and A like 12 years ago but they never invited him back so I think Howard jumped to the plate and has been having him on over the years. Nick did his first appearance since then in January which I know for a fact because I save every show hes on. Him and Collin Quinn have been my two favorite comedians for at least 10 or more years now.

Gotta love Nick. He was one of my favorites on Tough Crowd. His last appearance on the show last Monday was terrific, too.

[weeniewawa]

I haven't gotten mine yet...must have gotten delayed in the mail...

it went to the wrong address

then returned to sender

[DonTheTrucker]

i fucking dispute that!!!

You should have seen me 10 years ago. Neil Young would have stabbed his mother for sideburns like I was rockin'.

[DonTheTrucker]

it went to the wrong address

then returned to sender

Sounds like the Christmas card I sent to Krisko.

[Chino Kapone]

You should have seen me 10 years ago. Neil Young would have stabbed his mother for sideburns like I was rockin'.

Sounds like the Christmas card I sent to Krisko.
Tyra of the year award goes to.... DonTheTrucker!!

Congradulations!!! You have won a Fivehead!






:action-sm

Oh, and JD is Mod of the year, especially after fixing my sig. He is the man.

[livebackwards]

Best 3rd / 4th Mic (depending on if Jimmy's there) has to be Louis CK narrowly edging out Bill Burr.

Best New Segment: Tragic News with Roland. Made my day every time.

Best Guest: Probably Ricky Gervais. He gets the show but has his own unique take, compliments the boys very well.

Worst Poster: Having no idea regarding this Zona person (must've been when I evacuated for Ike) I'll just go with sober / GovtMule1979 / any of a legion of interchangeable urinary tract irritants whose sole purpose is to shit all over the show. Don't mind a dissenting voice now and again, but when I see the same whinging from the same sources over and over... come on.

I definitely have to agree with Ted the ____ for best new character.

I also second Jimmy's Dignity's nomination for absolutely anything, whether it be Best Wackbag Poster or Least Offensive Pederast.

[DonTheTrucker]

Tyra of the year award goes to.... DonTheTrucker!!

Congradulations!!! You have won a Fivehead!


I already have one of those.

And me doing the Tyra bit is old hat....

[cokelogic]

Racist of the year goes to Patrice Oneil

A fight to the finish with that Cumia guy?
:rolleyes:I gotta go with fuhrer Cumia on this one. Did ya hear the week Obama won the election? Oof!

Racist of the year: Anthony "Thick Dick" Cumia.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I gotta go with fuhrer Cumia on this one. Did ya hear the week Obama won the election? Oof!


Fair and balanced MAAAANNNNNNNNN!

[FloridaDave]

What, no Self-Lubricating asshole of the year?

[Mother Shucker]

I would like to accept this award on behalf of all my websites, including www.mobcandymag.com and www.mafiapayday.com, etc.........

hahahahaha!

YES!!!! I WON AN AWARD ON WACKBAG!!!!

I say we up it to a lifetime achievement award for plug whoring.

[Mother Shucker]

Best cook of the year to Chef Steve of Basil T's.


The food at the softball game was great, but the tailgate spread at PNC out did anything I have ever had a tailgate ever. And I have been to a tailgate or two (perhaps a bit blib blib).

[charlie dick]

Ted the Poster
Every time I read that all my mind sees is the word "Toaster."

Am I ill?

[oandapartycock]

Every time I read that all my mind sees is the word "Toaster."

Am I ill?

I think that has something to do with the first signs of having a stroke.

Three pages and no one mentions the obvious choice for Most Prolific Animator? It has to go to Cokelogic.

Now best animator would obviously have to go to BalloonKnotB, of course. I mean, he was picked by a panel of experts, right? :action-sm

[Budyzir]

Best cook of the year to Chef Steve of Basil T's.


The food at the softball game was great, but the tailgate spread at PNC out did anything I have ever had a tailgate ever. And I have been to a tailgate or two (perhaps a bit blib blib).

Having been to the softball game I whole heatedly second that nomination.

[Ballbuster1]

Best cook of the year to Chef Steve of Basil T's.

Agreed. Steve always serves up a fantastic meal.

[Wilmington WOW]

Three pages and no one mentions the obvious choice for Most Prolific Animator? It has to go to Cokelogic.

Now best animator would obviously have to go to BalloonKnotB, of course. I mean, he was picked by a panel of experts, right? :action-sm

I second that motion

[Glenn Dandy]

Basil T Steve for Wackbag Chef.

kneeknee gayest threads... wow three years running.. ( you go girl)

Razor & Special Eddie for best gag at an event... ( Kieth the cardboard cutout)

Shooter McGavin for fastest decline in brain cells.

Chino most ghetto poster.

BCH best nonsense written really, really well.

kid connor best cop.

I also nominate alcohol for making this board the most fucked up place on earth.

[South Jersey]

Love story of the year (and predicted by Opie: best radio material) of the yaer... ANTHOLINNI!

[blotto98]

No Plug Whore of the year?

WTF!


Plug whore of the year????

Ant's scalp??

[Chino Kapone]

Most inspirational poster reguarding women and relationships- Glen Dandy

[Glenn Dandy]

Plug whore of the year????

Ant's scalp??

NEW ENTRY FOR POST OF THE YEAR!:D


Glad I inspire more than torturing livers Chino.:action-sm

[GoCamels]

Best SNV Show Of The Year: [I Didn't Hear Any]


No question the winner: Secret Show, BTTF edition
Runner up: Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve

[kloraferm]

Plug whore of the year????

Ant's scalp??
Gets to sleep in a much better house than all of our scalps!

[Tryaluckystrike]

Segment of the year: O&A, Jimmy, and Dave Attell discuss the opening of a restaurant with all retard employees - I saved this to my Inno, locked it, and listen to it a few times a month. It gets funnier every single time!

Best production piece of the year: A Bronkish Tale starring Rich Vos

Most shocking O&A moment of the year: Opie and Anthony get into a heated argument after Anthony kept making jokes when he was trying to have his moment over scumbag Chaunce Hayden's slander in his magazine

Best producer of the year: E-Rock (yeah, I said it!)

Most annoying producer of the year: Sam (shouldn't even be a debate; he wins hands down)

Most improved caller of the year: Pat from Moonachie (the guy's comments and one liners used to give instant douche chills. Now, his input gets huge laughs and is actually welcome)

The tries too hard to fit in award: Lazlo

Most disappointing interview of the year: (tie) James the Angry Video Game Nerd; Seth MacFarlane (creator of Family Guy)

Most surprisingly entertaining interview: Michael Madsen

Saddest death to impact the show: George Carlin

The "I'm so glad the bitch is gone" award: Marge from The Little Shelter

Saddest on-air story: Louis CK's dog dies

Best on-air beating: Jimmy rips into Robert Kelly for not properly thanking the boys in his CD/DVD liner notes

Best discovery: The 8-track porn tapes

Biggest sign the boys are feeling their advanced ages: O&A get into a discussion about hack comedians including Maurice LaMarche (sp?) who did weak on-stage impressions but went onto have a successful voiceover career for many animated series. Minutes later, they discover they had the exact same on-air discussion just a few months prior!

Most uncomfortable segment: Franchised Opie & Anthony (E-Rock & Sam) torture Nature Boy Ric Flair

The Opie crutch word/phrase of 2008: "What is THAT about?"

Looking forward to 2009...although it feels more like hoping there is a 2009!

[chewonmysac]

Segment of the year: O&A, Jimmy, and Dave Attell discuss the opening of a restaurant with all retard employees - I saved this to my Inno, locked it, and listen to it a few times a month. It gets funnier every single time!

Best production piece of the year: A Bronkish Tale starring Rich Vos

Most shocking O&A moment of the year: Opie and Anthony get into a heated argument after Anthony kept making jokes when he was trying to have his moment over scumbag Chaunce Hayden's slander in his magazine

Best producer of the year: E-Rock (yeah, I said it!)

Most annoying producer of the year: Sam (shouldn't even be a debate; he wins hands down)

Most improved caller of the year: Pat from Moonachie (the guy's comments and one liners used to give instant douche chills. Now, his input gets huge laughs and is actually welcome)

The tries too hard to fit in award: Lazlo

Most disappointing interview of the year: (tie) James the Angry Video Game Nerd; Seth MacFarlane (creator of Family Guy)

Most surprisingly entertaining interview: Michael Madsen

Saddest death to impact the show: George Carlin

The "I'm so glad the bitch is gone" award: Marge from The Little Shelter

Saddest on-air story: Louis CK's dog dies

Best on-air beating: Jimmy rips into Robert Kelly for not properly thanking the boys in his CD/DVD liner notes

Best discovery: The 8-track porn tapes

Biggest sign the boys are feeling their advanced ages: O&A get into a discussion about hack comedians including Maurice LaMarche (sp?) who did weak on-stage impressions but went onto have a successful voiceover career for many animated series. Minutes later, they discover they had the exact same on-air discussion just a few months prior!

Most uncomfortable segment: Franchised Opie & Anthony (E-Rock & Sam) torture Nature Boy Ric Flair

The Opie crutch word/phrase of 2008: "What is THAT about?"

Looking forward to 2009...although it feels more like hoping there is a 2009!
:thumbsup: Very Nice job Sir...

[Hudson]

Plug whore of the year????

Ant's scalp??
It is a hair replacement system. Not plugs.

[Freese]

Best affiliate of the year: ohhh

[DocSavage]

Worst avatar of the year is a tie between Abudabit and Klorafirm
Best hall monitor: Jimmy's Dignity
Best Animation: Cokelogic' Lil' Jimmy's Chicken Dance at Funeral
Best new thread starter: Abudabit
Worst Thread: Enough with the fucking "Dark Knight"...it wasn't that good!
Best avatar: Chino Kapone Hands down!
Funniest Avatar: DontheTrucker's A unch you in the cunt baby!

[ThiK&StiKY]

Did anyone mention................

Best Animator of the Year??

COKELOGIC ! ! !

:icon_cool

[BullsLawDan]

Board Meltdown of the Year: FBA

[bigA]

Best cook of the year to Chef Steve of Basil T's.


The food at the softball game was great, but the tailgate spread at PNC out did anything I have ever had a tailgate ever. And I have been to a tailgate or two (perhaps a bit blib blib).
http://www.basilts.com/
Executive Chef Steven Farley
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[bigA]

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[Newmania]

Segment of the year: O&A, Jimmy, and Dave Attell discuss the opening of a restaurant with all retard employees - I saved this to my Inno, locked it, and listen to it a few times a month. It gets funnier every single time!

Best production piece of the year: A Bronkish Tale starring Rich Vos

Most shocking O&A moment of the year: Opie and Anthony get into a heated argument after Anthony kept making jokes when he was trying to have his moment over scumbag Chaunce Hayden's slander in his magazine

Best producer of the year: E-Rock (yeah, I said it!)

Most annoying producer of the year: Sam (shouldn't even be a debate; he wins hands down)

Most improved caller of the year: Pat from Moonachie (the guy's comments and one liners used to give instant douche chills. Now, his input gets huge laughs and is actually welcome)

The tries too hard to fit in award: Lazlo

Most disappointing interview of the year: (tie) James the Angry Video Game Nerd; Seth MacFarlane (creator of Family Guy)

Most surprisingly entertaining interview: Michael Madsen

Saddest death to impact the show: George Carlin

The "I'm so glad the bitch is gone" award: Marge from The Little Shelter

Saddest on-air story: Louis CK's dog dies

Best on-air beating: Jimmy rips into Robert Kelly for not properly thanking the boys in his CD/DVD liner notes

Best discovery: The 8-track porn tapes

Biggest sign the boys are feeling their advanced ages: O&A get into a discussion about hack comedians including Maurice LaMarche (sp?) who did weak on-stage impressions but went onto have a successful voiceover career for many animated series. Minutes later, they discover they had the exact same on-air discussion just a few months prior!

Most uncomfortable segment: Franchised Opie & Anthony (E-Rock & Sam) torture Nature Boy Ric Flair

The Opie crutch word/phrase of 2008: "What is THAT about?"

Looking forward to 2009...although it feels more like hoping there is a 2009!

Nice.

[BalloonKnotB]

Did anyone mention................

Best Animator of the Year??

COKELOGIC ! ! !

:icon_cool

QFT.

Cokelogic rules.

[Capt.Caveman]

WB biggest racist---Glenn Dandy
Fatman of the year--Big AAAAAAAA
Most huggable older gentleman--cromwell
WB most likable gentleman of color-- stormrider
mod with the most tussleable hair--Jimmy's Dignity
WB favorite lil person--Swimconnor swim

[oandapartycock]

Worst avatar of the year is a tie between Abudabit and Klorafirm
Best hall monitor: Jimmy's Dignity
Best Animation: Cokelogic' Lil' Jimmy's Chicken Dance at Funeral
Best new thread starter: Abudabit
Worst Thread: Enough with the fucking "Dark Knight"...it wasn't that good!
Best avatar: Chino Kapone Hands down!
Funniest Avatar: DontheTrucker's punch you in the cunt baby!

I was cruising the interwebs a while back and came across this and PM'd Don after posting it in the Funny Pictures thread. Same baby, mad Photoshop skillz.

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Biggest Appetite of the year:

Aaaahhh Big A :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

I never knew the baby avatar was that popular! So due to overwhelming demand, it's back...

And while I'd love to take credit for it, I obviously didn't make that pic. It's a pretty famous one. But thanks anyway guys!

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I would like to make a very special nomination if people don't mind.

The person who should die of terminal cancer award: Mel Karmazin


heres your award now choke on it you fuck

[Hudson]

I never knew the baby avatar was that popular! So due to overwhelming demand, it's back...

And while I'd love to take credit for it, I obviously didn't make that pic. It's a pretty famous one. But thanks anyway guys!
I saw a video of the baby a while back on America's Funniest Home Videos.

[blotto98]

It is a hair replacement system. Not plugs.

Yeah I know, but Hair Replacement System Whore of the Year wasn't a category so that joke didn't play. Buahhahaha.

[FishinForBabies]

I am having a hard time picking the biggest gun nut of the year from the massive gun owners thread on OTD. I would vote for me, but Sam Adams might have me beat.

[SOS]

Ex-Producer of the Year: Than
Ex-Intern of the Year: Pat Duffy