My Christmas failure

[cigarsandscotch]

Yes folks, this is me...
2EYB-yzae00

[blee]

Here comes the Fail Dozer.

[cigarsandscotch]

Here comes the Fail Dozer.

That's no dozer my friend, that's a wrecked sleigh.

[Hudson]

Jesus, did you give your nyquil?
Although, Ho Ho Holy Crap!..Fucking funny!

[cigarsandscotch]

Jesus, did you give your nyquil?
Although, Ho Ho Holy Crap!..Fucking funny!

No, and he was only asleep for about 10 minutes. I started getting dressed while my wife was reading him to sleep. My father in law kept saying how we would never get him to go to sleep since he ate about 10 cookies that night. He is a dead sleeper.

[Cybouncer]

Ho Ho Ho, I guess mommy didn't put that stuff on your thumb. LOL!

A+ for effort.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

The kid can sense a kid toucher from a mile away...

[JoeyDVDZ]

Damn, C&S, your kid may be narcoleptic! A shot of 5 hour energy the next time you plan to do something like that might not be a bad idea!

Pretty funny though.

[Trainable J]

That's awesome. It's nice to that my 4 year old is not the only one that does the sleep of the dead thing.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ho! Ho! Ho-lee crap!
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7:


I wish I could sleep that deep

[cigarsandscotch]

Ho Ho Ho, I guess mommy didn't put that stuff on your thumb. LOL!

A+ for effort.

Haha yeah, we are trying to break his thumb sucking habit. There's this polish that tastes spicy that you put on their nails, but that doesn't seem to work either. The next step is to rub a real hot pepper on it or stick in it in cat shit. :mad4:

[Arc Lite]

Ho Ho Holy Crap.

Line of the century.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

certainly of the year so far...

[Mother Shucker]

The kid can sense a kid toucher from a mile away...

If you listen closely, you here the lad say: "Jeeb jeeb jeeb".

[grail]

Thanks C&S that was hilarious. Now quit feeding your kid ambien.

[NoSurviivors]

I was waiting for him to get up & say 'what the fuck Dad?? Lemme sleep.)

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

I kept wondering when you were going to flip out and get mad or something.



Ummmm, was your tree turning around?

[blee]

Artist's rendition of what was edited out of the video.
http://images.kaneva.com/filestore2/3341302/3904492/HomerUChokingUBart_ad.jpg

[oandapartycock]

I thought the kid was going to wake up screaming. I did it for my kid and she woke up crying for daddy because some stranger was in her room. Mommy had to come save the day because daddy was mysteriously nowhere to be found.

[BCH]

Haha Tony, that's hillarious. It must be the tempur-pedic pillow. You know those things turn kids queer don't you?

[Philly loser]

I'm not sure what's more surprising:
That your kid can sleep through ANYTHING
or that you'd let the sick fucks here know that, and show them the boy's face

Funny vid sir

[Budyzir]

After a couple minutes I'd have gotten a garbage can and gone Sgt. Hartman on him.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/Budyzir/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg

One of the reasons I don't have any kids.

[JimsInfectedEye]

Aw...I wanna tussle his little head.

[Cybouncer]

Ummmm, was your tree turning around?

LOL!

I thought I was still drunk, the tree is spinning!

[PDX909]

I love that look-to-camera at about 1:25... priceless and hilarious.

[cigarsandscotch]

LOL!

I thought I was still drunk, the tree is spinning!

Of course it's spinning, I'm Italian. It's pre-lit too.:D

[weeniewawa]

I didn't know santa smoked a pipe

that may have been the rproblem

he smelled you coming from a mile away and was holding out

[Hudson]

I didn't know santa smoked a pipe

that may have been the rproblem

he smelled you coming from a mile away and was holding out
You never Read "'Twas the Night Before Christmas"?

[Polack]

Fucking hilarious. Great job. My father in-law had a guy visit my kids also and all my son kept saying was gimme my presents. Kids really are the most awful humans on this planet.

[Glenn Dandy]

Haha yeah, we are trying to break his thumb sucking habit. There's this polish that tastes spicy that you put on their nails, :mad4:

he is a nail polish huffer.... he wasn't sleeping he's high on the polish.


good effort T.... you might go places on youtube with that lil doozy.

[notmikeh]

Ilove this. HO HO Holy Crap hahaha. nice vid C&S. next time go in as a negro I bet he wakes up then.

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Ilove this. HO HO Holy Crap hahaha. nice vid C&S. next time go in as a negro I bet he wakes up then.


That will be Christmas 09, a soon to be claaaaassick!

[Tax Kuntz]

http://i41.tinypic.com/52zwqf.gif

[THE FEZ MAN]

you should have gone in guns blazing and spraying gasoline, maybe you would have gotten a better reaction

[mr. sin]

well this vid made my day! wtf were u smoking in that pipe!

[Smokezilla]

Nice job as usual, Sir.:xyxthumbs

[Shootr]

Well, at least he won't interrupt when Mr. & Mrs. Clause are fornicating :action-sm

[TreeFortRichard]

hey kid, want a pipe...

[deathtrip]

Ho Ho Ho .. Fail

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2445/unclepaulsh2.jpg

[Motor Head]

Ho Ho Ho .. Fail

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2445/unclepaulsh2.jpg

"Maybe his pajamas were too hot and made him sleepy. I'd take them off just to be sure next year" - Uncle Paul

[MrBogey]

Your kid looks a lot like you in your icon.

Terrific how he doesn't give a crap about Santa.

[Hudson]

Of course it's spinning, I'm Italian. It's pre-lit too.:DWas it the biggest one they had?

[GoldenOne]

Funniest thing I have seen in ages C&S. Your a great Dad for even attempting this. Too bad you son was obviously hitting the egg nog that night.

And yes "Ho, Ho, Holy Crap" will have me loffing for days.