Another black remake of a classic

[PMB917]

I happen to hear on yesterdays RNF, that they were making another Karate kid. I did a little research and found out that Will Smiths son is set to star in the remake, to be released in 2010.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b68205_will_smiths_karate_kid_ready_remake.html

Ahh....BOOOOOOO

Epic Fail

Somebody please carcrash that project..

[nneptune]

I happen to hear on yesterdays RNF, that they were making another Karate kid. I did a little research and found out that Will Smiths son is set to star in the remake, to be released in 2010.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b68205_will_smiths_karate_kid_ready_remake.html

Ahh....BOOOOOOO

Epic Fail

Somebody please carcrash that project..

I just read the headline.
what a waste of everybody's time on this stupid project!

[nneptune]

I forgot to add... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[mobybeaver]

Let's hope the main character learns ninjutsu so the remake can have an appropriate title.

[Jambi]

He's a black ninja, fuckface!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Saw the new 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' online and hated that kid....HATED...and I think his Dad seems like a cool nice guy but Ah-Booo.

[AtlantaHardcore]

Never before have the words "bad idea" been so ineffectual.

[DJ Evel Ed]

A prequel with Mr. Myagi fighting his way out of an internment camp would be better.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

fucking *******

[EarthCrisis]

Fuck these assholes, I'm just gonna start remaking the Dolemite movies, Bad Boys, and Blacula. And yes I am irish/german and yes I do own every Iron Maiden album.

[CM Mark]

The Karate Nig, great

[ghirshorn]

I hope everyone associated with this accident gets AIDS and bleeds to death :icon_lol:

[shwoogie]

Let me guess. Morgan Freeman plays Mr. Miyagi.

[fandango86]

Let me guess. Morgan Freeman plays Mr. Miyagi.

Oh my god, the thought of that literally sent shivers down my spine.

"I'd like to tell you that lil' Bow Wow got up after they swept his leg..."

[bill333]

Let me guess. Morgan Freeman plays Mr. Miyagi.

No, he wouldn't be helping out a white guy.




Are these remakes payback for all the blues songs stolen by the man?

[AngryPest]

I was so hoping it was "Birth of a Nation".

[BIV]

Oh my god, the thought of that literally sent shivers down my spine.

"I'd like to tell you that lil' Bow Wow got up after they swept his leg..."
Maybe I'll kill the evil sense, kind of like a bonus.

[the_ba]

The Karate Nig, great

I was thinking the Karate Coon.

[Hudson]

To be fair, wouldn't categorize Karate Kid as a classic.
Now if they did a black remake of To Kill a Mockingbird..then I would be pissed.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Now you must master the animal styles, the moon cricket, the green monkey and of course the grease ape.

[dolphin cunt]

Hopefully it ends with everyone in the movie getting sickle cell

[BIV]

Show me Pick the cotton!

Don't worry guys, the movie will end abruptly when miagi dumps him into the lake.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Show me Pick the cotton!

Don't worry guys, the movie will end abruptly when miagi dumps him into the lake.

Then were going to get a new Jason movie, black Jason. "Fridee the fif tinth"

[lockjaaaaww]

let me guess morgon freeman will play the black mr. meogie

[Vyce]

Look. Will Smith I can KIND OF tolerate now and again.

But I can't stand that fucking kid of his.

[AngryPest]

Maybe a Golfer Total Recall. You could have a talking Star Jones head.
"Oh Snap, youze gonna need da UPS"

[Creampier]

Let's talk soundtrack...... a remake of Joe Esposito's "You're the Best Around"

You're the best
AROUND
And nothing's ever gonna keep you down..... 'cept whitey

Ah---Boo!

[EarthCrisis]

Can't wait for the Black:

Indiana Jones
Easy Money
Top Gun
Goodfellas
Godfather
Goonies
Schindler's List (yo Schindler wasn't actually a honkey he was African, and he also invented peanut butter, light bulb filaments and the traffic signal.

I also heard that the NAACP won a court case that actually makes Hanna Barberra go back and paint at least 50% of their characters black.




ok i'm lying.

[BravoSierra]

Let me guess, Morgan Freeman will be Mr. Miyagi. TRIFECTA BITCHES!

Daniel is forced to wash his cars and paint his fence.... not to teach him any karate, but because he's black.

[Glenn Dandy]

I,m still waiting for someone to make Ju Jit Su Jew.

[TravisRB69]

One thing is for certain: Samuel L. Jackson WILL be in it. There is officially no movie in existence he won't act in.

Muthafuckas betta not be sweepin no MUTHAFUCKIN legs god dammit!

Karate, bitch. When you absolutely, positively gotta kill EVERY muthafucka in the room, accept no substitutes.

Kobra Kai? I don't want no god damn snakes in my MUTHAFUCKIN dojo!

[BravoSierra]

Daniel dresses up as a shower again in this one. But he gets severely beaten when he uses the "Whites only" bathroom.

He doesn't ask Ali out on a date. He ***** her instead.

In order to win the final match, he just pulls out a gun and shoots Johnny.

[Hudson]

I wonder if he will learn ShaqFu?

[BravoSierra]

Instead of Daniel pushing the car for it to start, they decide to carjack someone.

[BIV]

I'll neva have da balance. Not wiff my niggas, not wiff Shanequa, not wiff you, not wiff my own shit.

[DJ Evel Ed]

Dont forget the all black Star Wars, The Birds, Alien, Tora Tora Tora, Stagecoach, Good Bad Ugly, Titanic, Ride The High Country, Silence Of The Lambs, and of course WALL-E.

[BusyChild04]

I wonder if he will learn ShaqFu?


there it is! best line of the thread! close her up.


I HATE WILL SMITH!! I am legend sucked, hancock I avoided at all cost. I'll also avoid any movie his kids come out in. I also agree that the karate kid is not a classic. Ralph Machio is whiney little bitch that looks like a lesbian.

Titanic

Amistad?

[silentbob8201]

I happen to hear on yesterdays RNF, that they were making another Karate kid. I did a little research and found out that Will Smiths son is set to star in the remake, to be released in 2010.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b68205_will_smiths_karate_kid_ready_remake.html

Ahh....BOOOOOOO

Epic Fail

Somebody please carcrash that project..

Where the fuck were you 6 months ago when people were making the Karate Nig jokes?

[Owenay]

Let me guess. Morgan Freeman plays Mr. Miyagi.

I was thinking lower down on the talent pole...

How about Louis Gossett Jr.? Is he still alive?

[Owenay]

To be fair, wouldn't categorize Karate Kid as a classic.
Now if they did a black remake of To Kill a Mockingbird..then I would be pissed.

Honestly I consider the first two Karate Kid movies to be every bit the classics as the first two Back to the Future films. They all fall under the category of movies that when I come across while channel surfing I just cannot turn off.

[BIV]

I was thinking lower down on the talent pole...

How about Louis Gossett Jr.? Is he still alive?
If you are listening to this tape then something in that karate match must have gone terribly wrong.

[Jay Douglas]

Mr. Miyagi to be played by Jackie Chan?

HONG KONG – Mr. Chan may be the new Mr. Miyagi.

Jackie Chan is in talks with Columbia Pictures to star in a remake of "The Karate Kid," a spokesman for the Hollywood studio said Thursday.

Steve Elzer, senior vice president for media relations at Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group, confirmed the talks in an e-mail to The Associated Press but didn't give further details.

The plot of the remake will mirror the original, with Chan being eyed to play a mentor who helps a youngster stand up to bullies — a role similar to Pat Morita's Mr. Miyagi in the 1984 film, Hollywood trade publication Variety reported Wednesday.

The youth will be played by Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith, who starred alongside his father in "The Pursuit of Happyness" and appeared in the Keanu Reeves sci-fi movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still," Variety reported.

The setting has been changed to Asia from California, with shooting due to start in Beijing this summer, according to Variety.

The movie will be a co-production with state-run China Film Group, according to Variety, which would allow Columbia to bypass China's annual quota of 20 film imports on a revenue-sharing basis.

Chan, who juggles careers in Hollywood and Chinese-language film, has been shooting the American film "The Spy Next Door," an action comedy about a Chinese spy working in the U.S. who loses his cover.

[aholecop]

Let me guess. Morgan Freeman plays Mr. Miyagi.

jackie chan.....:icon_cool