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English Gent
03-17-2009, 06:17 AM
Hola, shitdicks.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 06:19 AM
Tsk tsk, Liddy. You're late, my friend.

LiddyRules
03-17-2009, 06:20 AM
Oh poo.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 06:21 AM
Oh poo.

You failllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!

English Gent
03-17-2009, 06:23 AM
I'll just cut out the middleman here and call myself queer for really liking this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBiaRBUjUs

AFA
03-17-2009, 06:25 AM
Isn't the show starting 2 hours late today?

Motor Head
03-17-2009, 06:27 AM
Morning cunt maggots.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 06:28 AM
Morning cunt maggots.

What the fuck do you want, you fucking fuck?

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 06:29 AM
worst thread name ever

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 06:30 AM
What the fuck do you want, you fucking fuck?

best sig ever and yes im free :action-sm

Motor Head
03-17-2009, 06:32 AM
It's March 17 and a big Happy Birthday to John Wayne Gacy. You were a sad clown with a heart of gold, and a crawl space full of dead boys. Happy Birfday JWG aka Pogo The Clown.
http://crimesceneforum.com/images/pogo.jpg

Motor Head
03-17-2009, 06:33 AM
What the fuck do you want, you fucking fuck?
Go fuck the queen you fucking sociopath!:action-sm

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 06:34 AM
hiiiiiiii MH

Motor Head
03-17-2009, 06:39 AM
hiiiiiiii MH
Morning hot stuff, thanks for the classy picture of your cunt! I kid I kid!:action-sm

English Gent
03-17-2009, 06:39 AM
It's March 17 and a big Happy Birthday to John Wayne Gacy. You were a sad clown with a heart of gold, and a crawl space full of dead boys. Happy Birfday JWG aka Pogo The Clown.
http://crimesceneforum.com/images/pogo.jpg

John Wayne Gacy was just a sweet, sweet boy.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 06:41 AM
whats a happin a hot stuff

http://virtual.tehinterweb.net/livejournal/long-duck-dong.jpg

bwoooooong

kloraferm
03-17-2009, 06:49 AM
Hi folksessess

Motor Head
03-17-2009, 06:50 AM
John Wayne Gacy was just a sweet, sweet boy.
Sure, he was a silly goose. But we all have our own little quirks. Sleep well sweet prince.:(

IsThatATrain ?
03-17-2009, 06:51 AM
Two nice zings directed at HooHoo from Leno last night....calling Opie & Anthony the most popular radio show on satellite radio, and repeating it during little Yimmy's introduction, saying he was from the most popular show in the history of satellite radio.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 06:52 AM
hiiiiiiiii klorforn

kloraferm
03-17-2009, 06:54 AM
hiiiiiiiii klorforn
hey sweetnsexiness ;)

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 06:54 AM
It's March 17 and a big Happy Birthday to John Wayne Gacy. You were a sad clown with a heart of gold, and a crawl space full of dead boys. Happy Birfday JWG aka Pogo The Clown.
http://crimesceneforum.com/images/pogo.jpg

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/limisDbE9m0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/limisDbE9m0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

OOGIE BOOGIE!

Morning.

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 07:01 AM
This is not what I'm used to!

Bluestreak
03-17-2009, 07:02 AM
Mornin all!
Opening with Leary -- nice.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 07:02 AM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2144/thehornyswogglesi6.gif

MilkmanDan
03-17-2009, 07:03 AM
Damn totally forgot about Norton on Leno.
Some shitdick post video, I'm too lazy to search

Oh and good morning.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 07:03 AM
My weirdest St. Patrick's Day ever was 2007, when I flew into Montreal on business. Believe me, you've not lived until you've walked the streets of Montreal surrounded by thousands of drunk French Canadians pretending to be Irish.

Motor Head
03-17-2009, 07:05 AM
Yimmy killed last night!

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 07:07 AM
thank god we are poor and dont get corn beef and cabbage bleh


yay hamburgers

Motor Head
03-17-2009, 07:09 AM
Oh yeah it's St Patrick's Day. We call it amatuer night here in the states. There will be green puke outside of Clancy's Pub tonight. At 0600 the festivities will begin early when the local shock jocks Todd & Tyler have thier celebration at some pub and a bunch of idiots are trashed by 10AM.

Irish Car Bombs for everyone!

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 07:09 AM
My weirdest St. Patrick's Day ever was 2007

Because we asked....

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 07:10 AM
Great. Buncha fucking retarded plastic paddies falling out everywhere.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:12 AM
Don't mix red beer (Killian's) with green beer. You throw up purple the next morning...

English Gent
03-17-2009, 07:12 AM
Because we asked....

No, because I'm inflicting myself on you regardless.

Guilty Spark
03-17-2009, 07:14 AM
Nobody puked on Vos' car, by the way.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 07:16 AM
Obama's the first Nirish President.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:16 AM
WOW! Obama is an everyman's man!

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:17 AM
Thank God this is an XL channel...keep the jokes to yourself Anthony.

umo
03-17-2009, 07:19 AM
Obama is a Leprecoon?

MilkmanDan
03-17-2009, 07:19 AM
Thank God this is an XL channel...keep the jokes to yourself Anthony.

Just thinking the same thing ... is he confused?

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:23 AM
I need to update my dartboard:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090312/capt.ee430d5e605440f38557361c95091975.pelosi_dchh1 01.jpg

Fucking hate this bitch.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 07:24 AM
baaaaaaack miss me?

English Gent
03-17-2009, 07:28 AM
baaaaaaack miss me?

No.

MilkmanDan
03-17-2009, 07:31 AM
O&A bringing the sexy early.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:31 AM
Did anyone watch "Dhani Tackles the Globe" last night? He trained for a week just to fight Thailand's only fat guy. During the entire show they showed nothing but ripped, in-shape fighters training....then when it's time for Dhani to fight...boom, fat guy.

Very disappointing, they played it way too safe.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 07:32 AM
No.

mother fuckin bold faced lie!

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HjLqssYvNM

Motor Head
03-17-2009, 07:38 AM
baaaaaaack miss me?

You done making stink pickles? Welcome back, I hope you washed your hands little miss.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:39 AM
"I Love You Man" sounds like a horrible movie of dude talk.

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 07:39 AM
Punching out early, after they split. Live shows typically suck. I'll hit the replay.

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 07:41 AM
what the fuck is this accent? Yecch

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:44 AM
hmmm, I bet there's no IF or Paltalk at their live show location.

Motor Head
03-17-2009, 07:44 AM
How long until Anthony makes a "McFly, you Irish bug" reference?

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 07:47 AM
hmmm, I bet there's no IF or Paltalk at their live show location.

good :action-sm

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 07:48 AM
poor bobo :(

umo
03-17-2009, 07:49 AM
Fuck Bobo. I stole his wallet.

Bluestreak
03-17-2009, 07:49 AM
Some savage walked off with an intern's wallet? There's nothing in there! Give it back.
http://www.tribbleagency.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bobs.jpg

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:56 AM
Vos is such a jew..."Can you give me a deal?"

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 07:57 AM
Crab and lobster are overrated.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 07:58 AM
i love krab better than crab

VilleDick
03-17-2009, 07:58 AM
Good morning, my xm online doesn't work again

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:00 AM
Good morning, my xm online doesn't work again

Might be a blessing...2U and Colin Quinn? A shitstorm is brewing...

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 08:01 AM
Good morning, my xm online doesn't work again

mine doesn't work too.
hasn't worked since the I renewed.
Is it worth sitting on hold for an hour.

umo
03-17-2009, 08:10 AM
Old lady porn is a billion dollar business.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/blue2.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/a1.jpg

VilleDick
03-17-2009, 08:11 AM
mine doesn't work too.
hasn't worked since the I renewed.
Is it worth sitting on hold for an hour.

Hold times are a lot less now. But they still don't fix it. Mine worked for two days, at 31kbps. Which is half of what we had before the "upgrade"

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:11 AM
Well this fucking thread is dead....cya

VilleDick
03-17-2009, 08:12 AM
Dwight Eisenshower would pwn!

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 08:12 AM
Hold times are a lot less now. But they still don't fix it. Mine worked for two days, at 31kbps. Which is half of what we had before the "upgrade"

I have been on the 3 day trial.
It keeps buffering and cutting out


suuucks



teddy Roosevelt

DanaReevesLungs
03-17-2009, 08:14 AM
Teddy Roosevelt by far

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:15 AM
my IF:

Teddy was a boxer. He took a bullet near his heart and gave an HOUR LONG speech before going to the hospital.

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 08:16 AM
Teddy Roosevelt by far

yeah he was a rough rider
and that was just his sex life

Heather Height
03-17-2009, 08:16 AM
Good morning baggers! :)

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:16 AM
:)

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:16 AM
my IF:

Teddy was a boxer. He took a bullet near his heart and gave an HOUR LONG speech before going to the hospital.

grats Sir....what's your name? :action-sm

VilleDick
03-17-2009, 08:17 AM
I'm picking Ike and sticking to it

Vos can't be this dumb can he?

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 08:17 AM
my IF:

Teddy was a boxer. He took a bullet near his heart and gave an HOUR LONG speech before going to the hospital.

ha ha
I started reading your post exactly as Opie was reading your IF

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 08:18 AM
I really hate Vos

umo
03-17-2009, 08:18 AM
Obama is the best athlete ever in the White House. Obama president nah.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 08:19 AM
and heeler looses his touch

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:20 AM
While Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on October 14, 1912, a saloonkeeper named John Schrank shot him, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating both his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket.[65] Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he wasn't coughing blood the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt. He spoke for ninety minutes

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 08:20 AM
its all about the PRO wrestling

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 08:21 AM
actually you start the 2nd and 3rd period down on the mat
the first period starts on your feet

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:21 AM
and heeler looses his touch

If you're going to insult me, at least spell "loses" right.

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 08:22 AM
While Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on October 14, 1912, a saloonkeeper named John Schrank shot him, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating both his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket.[65] Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he wasn't coughing blood the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt. He spoke for ninety minutes

thats bad ass

umo
03-17-2009, 08:22 AM
Wrestling is only gay if your dick gets hard.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 08:23 AM
Wrestling is for queers.

Awful Me
03-17-2009, 08:23 AM
I wrestled in High School.

kloraferm
03-17-2009, 08:23 AM
Good morning baggers! :)
:action-sm

VilleDick
03-17-2009, 08:23 AM
<===========I IF'd the Brock Lesnar, I rule

Test joke....anyone?

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:24 AM
its all about the PRO wrestling

Wrestling, in any form, is gay.

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 08:24 AM
The baddest Wrestler of all time

http://students.ithaca.edu/~bwolfe1/lab3/images/gable.jpg

umo
03-17-2009, 08:24 AM
"I only hire aggressive gay men in tights." _ vince mcmahon

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:24 AM
grats Sir....what's your name? :action-sm

Sai... Sigh... Psychotic.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:25 AM
<===========I IF'd the Brock Lesnar, I rule

Test joke....anyone?

It only counts if Opie says your name. :action-sm

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 08:25 AM
your gay

Steam
03-17-2009, 08:25 AM
Stupid fucking cokelogic.

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 08:26 AM
cokelogic is the man
these cheap asses should pay him

of course Vos didn't pay him

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:26 AM
A jew is going to give up money when it was arranged for free? Good luck Cokelogic.

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:26 AM
Wrestling is for queers.

I wrestled in High School.

I love comedic timing.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 08:26 AM
Wrestling is for queers.

I wrestled in High School.


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the case for the Prosecution.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:26 AM
your gay

you're

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:27 AM
It only counts if Opie says your name. :action-sm

even if he can't pronounce it?

Steam
03-17-2009, 08:27 AM
Nope, Opie, the audience was a bunch of fucking assholes. I was embarrassed to be there.

Pearce
03-17-2009, 08:27 AM
"I only hire aggressive gay men in tights." _ vince mcmahon

LMAO umo! It's always hilarious when you attribute quotes to people who never said them. It makes me fall out my chair in laughter every single time, which is great because you do it every single day.

Heather Height
03-17-2009, 08:27 AM
Cokelogic totally deserves to get paid for what he does. He does a phenomenal job with those animations.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:28 AM
Cokelogic totally deserves to get paid for what he does. He does a phenomenal job with those animations.

He does animations?

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:29 AM
Current Instant Feedback Leaderboard:
1. Kevin from Connecticut
2. Blue Heeler from KY
3. Steven S. from Bayshore

4653624. Saikotic

Awful Me
03-17-2009, 08:29 AM
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the case for the Prosecution.



Says the guy who wears powdered wigs.....

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:30 AM
Who was the woman on the couch with Yimmy? He was really creepy with her.

Stig
03-17-2009, 08:32 AM
cokelogic is the man
these cheap asses should pay him

of course Vos didn't pay him

Cokie IS the man. He was a consultant on this:
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/coverhalf.jpg

I ran all of my drafts by him, and he made a lot of helpful suggestions.

Stig
03-17-2009, 08:32 AM
Who was the woman on the couch with Yimmy? He was really creepy with her.

He's always creepy to the female guests.

Oh, Mornin' Folks! :action-sm

English Gent
03-17-2009, 08:32 AM
<============= hates the 'standup act masquerading as interview' interview.......

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 08:32 AM
hiiiiiiiiiiii stiggy

Danesy
03-17-2009, 08:34 AM
Morning everybody.

Vos should pay Cokey ... he does fantastic work.

umo
03-17-2009, 08:35 AM
"Jim Norton bombed on my show last night" _ Jay Leno

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:35 AM
hmmm, why the rimshot at the end? I didn't get it...

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:36 AM
Who was the woman on the couch with Yimmy? He was really creepy with her.

Someone doesn't have twitter

Stig
03-17-2009, 08:37 AM
hmmm, why the rimshot at the end? I didn't get it...

The drummer on a talk show can't help himself. He doesn't even know he's doing it.

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:38 AM
hmmm, why the rimshot at the end? I didn't get it...

She loves you?

Steam
03-17-2009, 08:39 AM
Who was the woman on the couch with Yimmy? He was really creepy with her.

Julia Louis Dreyfuss.

Awful Me
03-17-2009, 08:41 AM
hmmm, why the rimshot at the end? I didn't get it...

Judging from the crowd reaction, Jimmy must have been playing off a story she told on panel before he came out.

Pearce
03-17-2009, 08:42 AM
"Jim Norton bombed on my show last night" _ Jay Leno

LOL ROFL LMAO

umo constantly with the gems

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 08:43 AM
http://img2.pict.com/c7/dd/82/d1e2851cb2b2af1461f37a8282/KbYc5/3647853.jpg

Stig
03-17-2009, 08:47 AM
http://img2.pict.com/c7/dd/82/d1e2851cb2b2af1461f37a8282/KbYc5/3647853.jpg

It's a talk show about nothing.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:47 AM
http://img2.pict.com/c7/dd/82/d1e2851cb2b2af1461f37a8282/KbYc5/3647853.jpg

He has his hand on her right shoulder...Jimmy really is a photo whore.

ruckstande
03-17-2009, 08:48 AM
Wow, I haven't heard this bit in a while.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 08:49 AM
love this bit made me DL the song

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:52 AM
Gordon Lightfoot > U2

Stig
03-17-2009, 08:53 AM
Gordon Lightfoot > U2

Maybe Joe has a Gordon Lightfoot cov...I mean tribute band.

ruckstande
03-17-2009, 08:54 AM
Gordon Lightfoot > U2
A musical jewel box > U2

IsThatATrain ?
03-17-2009, 08:55 AM
hmmm, why the rimshot at the end? I didn't get it...
Dreyfuss said during her segment that she was walking along the beach with her girlfriends one day, and wandered into the nude section, and there was a fat naked guy standing in the surf up to his knees, wearing only a porkpie hat, and she busted out laughing

JoeFromS.Jersey
03-17-2009, 08:56 AM
How's it going drunks...

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 08:56 AM
Dreyfuss said during her segment that she was walking along the beach with her girlfriends one day, and wandered into the nude section, and there was a fat naked guy standing in the surf up to his knees, wearing only a porkpie hat, and she busted out laughing

ok thanks...late night talk shows really are missable TV

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 08:57 AM
Morning all.

Stig
03-17-2009, 08:58 AM
How's it going drunks...

We're all working like responsible adults, sir!

Steam
03-17-2009, 08:58 AM
Morning all.

Oh, you're here now?

I'm leaving.

Off to work. Later, cunts.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 09:01 AM
I got my green hat!

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 09:02 AM
Oh, you're here now?

I'm leaving.

Off to work. Later, cunts.I got a decent night sleep for the first time in weeks... sorry. :(

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:04 AM
I got a decent night sleep for the first time in weeks... sorry. :(

You're funnier when you're sleep-deprived and hallucinating.

Hell, we ALL are.

JoeFromS.Jersey
03-17-2009, 09:04 AM
Anyone know where to get some Irish folksy type music like this?

CD's of course.....any torrent links that you might provide will ONLY be used to get the names of the bands/Albums and wouldn't be downloaded by any means

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:04 AM
I should have went this morning. Loooooove Connelly's. I worked right around the block for years.

:(

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:05 AM
This live show is going to be a train wreck. Hopefully they only play that shite 2U during breaks.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:05 AM
I should have went this morning. Loooooove Connelly's. I worked right around the block for years.

:(

Which corner was yours? ooooooooooooooooooooh snap!

Hudson
03-17-2009, 09:05 AM
What? NO Unicorn Song?
Will they get a drunk to pee himself onstage?
A irish joke off..that ends in horrible negro jokes?

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:05 AM
http://www.picturebay.net/img/members/GetDown//tommydanceargh.gif

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:06 AM
This live show is going to be a train wreck. Hopefully they only play that shite 2U during breaks.

HA! My sister and my friend went to see them when they were in our town once. They said it was awful. The lead singer was shit faced ... and they sounded like absolute shit.

Sold me, I am not going to see them, EVER.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 09:06 AM
<========== despises fake Irish. Hey, shitdicks, just because your surname is 'Connelly', that doesn't make you Irish, you IRA-supporting cunt.

Saikotic
03-17-2009, 09:06 AM
what song is this? one with guy and girl singing?

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:06 AM
Which corner was yours? ooooooooooooooooooooh snap!

Aw noes you DI-INT! AWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 09:07 AM
I can't wait till tomorrow when we can put his terrible music back into storage not to be heard again till next March

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:07 AM
HA! My sister and my friend went to see them when they were in our town once. They said it was awful. The lead singer was shit faced ... and they sounded like absolute shit.

Sold me, I am not going to see them, EVER.

Well, to be fair, it's a different Bono pretty much every time...

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:07 AM
Which corner was yours? ooooooooooooooooooooh snap!

YOU.SUCK.

:mad4:

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:08 AM
<========== despises fake Irish. Hey, shitdicks, just because your surname is 'Connelly', that doesn't make you Irish, you IRA-supporting cunt.

The real Irish are no fuckin' picnic, either.

JoeFromS.Jersey
03-17-2009, 09:10 AM
The real Irish are no fuckin' picnic, either.
All Irish are sheep fuckers....

true story

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 09:10 AM
<========== despises fake Irish. Hey, shitdicks, just because your surname is 'Connelly', that doesn't make you Irish, you IRA-supporting cunt.

http://www.eng.umu.se/city/sofia/Linguistics/NIflag.gif

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:10 AM
The real Irish are no fuckin' picnic, either.

:icon_lol:

My last name is Irish. I try not to tell anyone my real last name ... I go with my mother's maiden name. It's Italian. I prefer that.

OK .... and we are off with the Italian jokes.............. :rolleyes:

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:10 AM
YOU.SUCK.

:mad4:

aw, and we were all happy and typing paragraphs before...

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 09:11 AM
Heeler, your wife still not shit out a kid? Soon they'll just induce labor and she'll give birth to an over done, 34 lb baby.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:12 AM
im Irish....

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:12 AM
:icon_lol:

My last name is Irish. I try not to tell anyone my real last name ... I go with my mother's maiden name. It's Italian. I prefer that.

OK .... and we are off with the Italian jokes.............. :rolleyes:

My Dad's side is English (I have a horrible last name) and my Mom's is German and Irish...do I claim to be Irish? Yes.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:12 AM
aw, and we were all happy and typing paragraphs before...

La la la .... I can't hear you .... ignoring you ...

MEANIE!!!! :icon_cry:

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:13 AM
im Irish....

That's just your slave name, sweetie. :icon_lol:

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:13 AM
Heeler, your wife still not shit out a kid? Soon they'll just induce labor and she'll give birth to an over done, 34 lb baby.

Nope...the original due date was the 22nd, so we're going with that. My dad thinks the kid's going to be born with walking shoes.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 09:13 AM
http://www.eng.umu.se/city/sofia/Linguistics/NIflag.gif

Now that's more like it. Did you know that those Republican cunts were trying to kick off a return to the bad old days last week? When you've got Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness calling you a traitor to your country, you know you're out of touch.

ChrisH
03-17-2009, 09:15 AM
Morning all, just tuned in. Have they even been on yet?

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:15 AM
:icon_lol:

My last name is Irish. I try not to tell anyone my real last name ... I go with my mother's maiden name. It's Italian. I prefer that.

OK .... and we are off with the Italian jokes.............. :rolleyes:

I married two Irish-descended women. You all know how that's been working out for me.
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/EPICFAIL.jpg

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:15 AM
That's just your slave name, sweetie. :icon_lol:

my real name is Boneqwesha feliz

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:16 AM
Now that's more like it. Did you know that those Republican cunts were trying to kick off a return to the bad old days last week? When you've got Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness calling you a traitor to your country, you know you're out of touch.

Talk to the red hand in the Jewish star with the crown on it, cuz the big, red, drunken face ain't listening!

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:16 AM
I married two Irish-descended women. You all know how that's been working out for me.
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/EPICFAIL.jpg

:icon_lol:

Irish & Italian = Angry Alcoholic. So I am doomed. :rolleyes:

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:17 AM
ugh NSFW tags you sick fuck

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:17 AM
Now that's more like it. Did you know that those Republican cunts were trying to kick off a return to the bad old days last week? When you've got Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness calling you a traitor to your country, you know you're out of touch.

Nobody cares about your little island civil war.

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:17 AM
my real name is Boneqwesha feliz

I think that more parents should name their kids by pulling Scrabble letters out of a sack.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:19 AM
ugh NSFW tags you sick fuck

Like you're at work...

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:19 AM
ugh NSFW tags you sick fuck

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/HASVIRGINS.jpg

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:19 AM
Nobody cares about your little island civil war.

Gotta love those crazy little third-world banana republics.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:20 AM
Loooove all the background chatter...

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:20 AM
Like you're at work...

HAHAHAHAHA that made me Laugh out loud

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 09:20 AM
im Irish....

That's just your slave name, sweetie. :icon_lol:

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/mcnabb2.jpg

Now that's more like it. Did you know that those Republican cunts were trying to kick off a return to the bad old days last week? When you've got Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness calling you a traitor to your country, you know you're out of touch.

see my thread with no responses
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=104928

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:21 AM
I bet they were 20 minutes late because Paltalk wasn't set up yet.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:22 AM
This guy is really enjoying his new laptop!

Pearce
03-17-2009, 09:22 AM
Hasn't HAHFace said he's gonna have surgery for like 3 years now? Fucking do it already you creepy bastard.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:24 AM
Quinn and Vos...the dumb and dumber show

English Gent
03-17-2009, 09:24 AM
http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/mcnabb2.jpg



see my thread with no responses
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=104928

Shit, I never even noticed that thread. At least the loyalists saw exactly what those Republican groups were up to and refused to take the bait.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:26 AM
Shit, I never even noticed that thread. At least the loyalists saw exactly what those Republican groups were up to and refused to take the bait.

Wow's fighting Republicans on two fronts.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:26 AM
Steven S..."what am I now, 6, 7?" haha loser

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 09:27 AM
Hasn't HAHFace said he's gonna have surgery for like 3 years now? Fucking do it already you creepy bastard.

yeah, he could be 1/8th a hulk face by now

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:27 AM
ooooooo my hero steve from bayshore

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 09:28 AM
Steve from bayshore is funnier than Vos

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:29 AM
ooooooo my hero steve from bayshore

:grumpy:

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 09:29 AM
It's him? David is there??

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:30 AM
Steve from bayshore is funnier than Vos

Scott from Modesto is funnier than Vos.

Pearce
03-17-2009, 09:31 AM
Scott from Modesto is funnier than Vos.

Scott from Modesto is funnier than Carlin.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:31 AM
hahahahaha david booed ant

ddberry
03-17-2009, 09:31 AM
Connor from San Francisco Bay is funnier than Vos.

Fixed

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:32 AM
Scott from Modesto is funnier than Vos.

This made me giggle .... :icon_lol:

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:34 AM
ugh, time to listen to another channel if 2U is going to play on the air

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:34 AM
OK, I changed my mind ... this really doesn't sound like all that much fun.

I will just go out and get shit faced later. That will be more fun. :)

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:35 AM
ugh, time to listen to another channel if 2U is going to play on the air

X2.

I haaaaaaate U2... so 2U is even worse.

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:35 AM
Tribute Band = FAIL.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:35 AM
Colin Quinn isn't funny west of NY.

ddberry
03-17-2009, 09:35 AM
Wyandanch, that's where you getcha wine and yo dance!

English Gent
03-17-2009, 09:36 AM
The vocalist is dire.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:36 AM
AND it's their shitty new song to top it all off ... fuck this noise.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 09:36 AM
Tribute Band = FAIL.
What's wrong with a tribute band? I want to start a Pixies tribute band.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-WqWaZxXSo

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:37 AM
this fucking stinks

English Gent
03-17-2009, 09:38 AM
What's wrong with a tribute band? I want to start a Pixies tribute band.

There's a fucking awesome U2 tribute band out of Toronto called 'Elevation'.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:38 AM
I have this obsession with Pink... I can't stop listening to her music.

Right now "Sober" is on 20. Better than 2U ... then again there isn't much that isn't.

Pearce
03-17-2009, 09:38 AM
Why couldn't Joe pick a Pantera tribute band?

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:38 AM
http://blog.muchmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/022609_bono-zombie.jpg

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:39 AM
What's wrong with a tribute band? I want to start a Pixies tribute band.

Where's your pride, Coke?

transit grinder
03-17-2009, 09:39 AM
Not that I'm knocking these guys, but I never understood people that play in tribute bands. Why not just ... have your own band with your own music?

English Gent
03-17-2009, 09:39 AM
Listening to this fucking awful vocalist makes me wish that the IRA started bombing Irish pubs in New York.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:39 AM
Why couldn't Joe pick a Pantera tribute band?

because that would RAWWK

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:39 AM
Train. Wreck.

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:39 AM
Why couldn't Joe pick a Pantera tribute band?

Why can't he take a Lynard Skynard Tribute Plane Ride?

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:40 AM
Why couldn't Joe pick a Pantera tribute band?

Someone would just rush the stage and kill the guitarist.

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:40 AM
The vocalist is dire.
Even that would be preferable.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EliwDy74UoU/SJB-EPESJ0I/AAAAAAAAFyk/0-IiuFltRSo/s400/mark-knopfler.jpg

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:41 AM
Clits for sale?

transit grinder
03-17-2009, 09:41 AM
Someone would just rush the stage and kill the guitarist.

:( Poor Dimebag.

virus33
03-17-2009, 09:43 AM
And once again they show why they hate broadcasting live events. That was awful on several levels.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:43 AM
Well I think it's overwhelming ... 2U sucks. The majority rules.

:p

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:43 AM
Not that I'm knocking these guys, but I never understood people that play in tribute bands. Why not just ... have your own band with your own music?
But why WOULDN'T you want to be in one of THESE bands?
http://www.stonecoldqueen.co.uk/images/stonecoldqueen_tribute_band.jpg
http://www.firstnightcanfield.com/pic/Beatles1.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/04/18/TinyKISS_03_wideweb__470x309,0.jpg
http://www.abbainferno.co.uk/images/abba12.jpg

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 09:43 AM
What's wrong with a tribute band? I want to start a tribute band appreciation thread.

fixed

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:44 AM
Thanks for fucking up the symmetry of the page Stig ....

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:45 AM
fixed

:icon_lol:

And thanks to Stig for fucking up the page formatting...asshole

Danesy
03-17-2009, 09:45 AM
Beat ya to it Heeler .... :p

Pearce
03-17-2009, 09:46 AM
Thanks for fucking up the symmetry of the page Stig ....

Not in my lovely 1152x864 resolution :)

JoeFromS.Jersey
03-17-2009, 09:47 AM
Not that I'm knocking these guys, but I never understood people that play in tribute bands. Why not just ... have your own band with your own music?
Eh, I'm guessing it's because actual song composure is another talent entirely to being able to play an instrument/sing. It's hard and not everyone can do it. Case in point is all of the awful American Idol singers....they have a team of writers to give them songs and it's why they're all second rate hacks. The reason they never made it on their own is because they couldn't write their own music.

I've apparently got an ok voice, but I would never claim to be an artist because I couldn't write a song to save my life. I can sing/mimic someone else's song....but I got nothing of my own.

Chester'sLiver
03-17-2009, 09:47 AM
no one remembers him or will ever remember him..

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:48 AM
ugh awful waffles

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:49 AM
Beat ya to it Heeler .... :p

:action-sm

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:49 AM
fixed

Maybe he'll compromise and start a Pixies Appreciation Band.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:50 AM
oh great...another hack, Jay Bores

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 09:50 AM
[FACE] to Danny!

Pearce
03-17-2009, 09:50 AM
ugh awful waffles

Chuck Taylor has nothing to do with this.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:51 AM
Point Erock.

Danny just lost that argument like he was playing Guitar Hero.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:51 AM
Chuck Taylor has nothing to do with this.

:action-sm pearce rules

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 09:52 AM
Big Assed Night of Fights! Danny vs. E-Rock!
oh wait...wrong show :icon_conf


who the hell determined that St. Patty's day should be on a fucking Tuesday?

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:52 AM
Chuck Taylor has nothing to do with this.

http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/4/44/Converse_all-stars.jpg?

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 09:53 AM
chuck taylor

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z53/MGHour/Wrestling%20Images/PWV/Chuck%20Taylor/ChuckTaylor2.jpg

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 09:53 AM
Big Assed Night of Fights! Danny vs. E-Rock!
oh wait...wrong show :icon_conf


who the hell determined that St. Patty's day should be on a fucking Tuesday?

We just need Tito to be a commentator ...wait thats Rich Vos I'm sorry.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 09:53 AM
Point Erock.

Danny just lost that argument like he was playing Guitar Hero.Well that is what happens when you mess with Erock. You are going to lose.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 09:54 AM
who the hell determined that St. Patty's day should be on a fucking Tuesday?

Whoever invented the calendar...

Stig
03-17-2009, 09:55 AM
Well that is what happens when you mess with Erock. You are going to lose.

Or get mayonnaise stains on your clothes.

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 09:58 AM
Not that I'm knocking these guys, but I never understood people that play in tribute bands. Why not just ... have your own band with your own music?

if you work hard enough you can learn to play an instrument
but it's god given talent that allows you to write a good song
aaaaand apparently they don't have that talent

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:00 AM
OK, David ... break time for me.

Back soon.

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 10:00 AM
how about starting a trubute band to a cover band

zoal
03-17-2009, 10:01 AM
Morning. How has the 'live from a bar' show been?

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:01 AM
David...I really just don't like him.

transit grinder
03-17-2009, 10:02 AM
I'm a little late responding to the two fellows that responded to my post, but point taken.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:03 AM
"Juden! Juden!" fucking Colin rules

transit grinder
03-17-2009, 10:03 AM
how about starting a trubute band to a cover band

Good idea. I'm going to start a 2U tribute band called 2U4U.

:icon_conf

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:04 AM
Bobo should get 70 cents of that dollar

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:06 AM
Good idea. I'm going to start a 2U tribute band called 2U4U.

:icon_conf

I'm starting a mocking band for U2 called FU2, comedy.

"He got it, he got it."

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:06 AM
Morning. How has the 'live from a bar' show been?
Okay so far. No train wrecks or moments of greatness yet.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:07 AM
Guten Tag. I need to get my XM on. What are we speaking about today?

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:08 AM
how about starting a trubute band to a cover band

"Tonight, at Connelly's...The Soft Parade - a tribute to Crystal Ship!"

Pearce
03-17-2009, 10:08 AM
Anthony's Bobo impression is the greatest

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:08 AM
He served in "via-nam"? What the fuck is via-nam.

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 10:08 AM
love david and bobo

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:10 AM
Anthony's Bobo impression is the greatest

x2

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:10 AM
Yeah, Stalker Patti, go fuck a guy, lose your virginity, and then enjoy yourself, you stupid cunt.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:11 AM
Ooooo! I Will Follow!

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:12 AM
He served in "via-nam"? What the fuck is via-nam.that means you're progressing through 'Nam.

If you don't want to listen to 2U, Motley Crue's "Live Wire" is on 41 and Metallica's "The Outlaw Torn" is on 42

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:13 AM
Great U2 song. I cant stand their new shit, though. They just need to keep the classics. Go on tour and only do the classics, and Im pretty sure they will make more money.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 10:14 AM
This vocalist is making me lose the will to live.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:15 AM
Was that supposed to only have bad Fake Bono & a Casio Xylophone?

Cherry Pie
03-17-2009, 10:15 AM
this band fucking stinkkkkks

English Gent
03-17-2009, 10:15 AM
What kind of a complete twat drinks Harp lager? Yuch...

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:17 AM
"That guys seems to need to fart!"
"Dude von Dudenstein!"

:icon_eek: :killme:

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:17 AM
The commerical for "I love you man" makes me hate that I'm alive

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:18 AM
Yeah, the vocalist fucking sucks.

Pearce
03-17-2009, 10:18 AM
"That guys seems to need to fart!"
"Dude von Dudenstein!"

:icon_eek: :killme:

What's sad is that Jimmy accurately pinpointed what a phony cornball look at men the movie would be just based on the title alone. That's how shitty our world is right now.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:18 AM
"That guys seems to need to fart!"
"Dude von Dudenstein!"

:icon_eek: :killme:

Glad to see someone else thought the samething.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:19 AM
What's sad is that Jimmy accurately pinpointed what a phony cornball look at men the movie would be just based on the title alone. That's how shitty our world is right now.

Seth Rogan gang = suck

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:20 AM
"That guys seems to need to fart!"
"Dude von Dudenstein!"

:icon_eek: :killme:

The movie is supposed to be really funny. I think I am gonna go see it.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:20 AM
I want to find Paul Rudd and slap him in the face with the sharp side of a Katana

OOooohhh....Mastodon covering Orion on 42! :rockon"

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:20 AM
Pad Data for the Adamandeve.com commercial had "Promo Code: GINSU"

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:22 AM
Seth Rogan gang = suck

Disagree. Seth Rogan is amazing. Remember Superbad? Great movie.:icon_mrgr

zoal
03-17-2009, 10:22 AM
Anyone see Role Models? The Sean William Scott and Paul Rudd movie? wasnt bad honestly. Got some good laughs out of me. I quite enjoy Paul Rudd's movies.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:22 AM
Pad Data for the Adamandeve.com commercial had "Promo Code: GINSU"

Yeah, I noticed that. What is that supposed to be?

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:22 AM
Anyone see Role Models? The Sean William Scott and Paul Rudd movie? wasnt bad honestly. Got some good laughs out of me. I quite enjoy Paul Rudd's movies.

x2

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:23 AM
Pad Data for the Adamandeve.com commercial had "Promo Code: GINSU"

yeah, I noticed that the other day. Who the fuck thinks of sharp knives when purchasing things to put in their ass? "whaa"

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:23 AM
Yeah, I noticed that. What is that supposed to be?

Dunno if they're trying to make a joke or just a fuck up.

zoal
03-17-2009, 10:23 AM
x2

:icon_neut

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:23 AM
Disagree. Seth Rogan is amazing. Remember Superbad? Great movie.:icon_mrgr

That movie stunk. Seth Rogan can take his jew frow and shove it.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:25 AM
Who the fuck cares about his six pack?

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:25 AM
Opie: "let's do this right"

They're going back to the studio?

krisko
03-17-2009, 10:26 AM
hi

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:27 AM
"My computer died."
"How did it taste?"
"What?"

hahahahahaa
Dumb ass.

zoal
03-17-2009, 10:27 AM
How the hell are they doing to do Cherry Darts if they cant even show tits in this place? Anus is ok?

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:27 AM
Anyone see Role Models? The Sean William Scott and Paul Rudd movie? wasnt bad honestly. Got some good laughs out of me. I quite enjoy Paul Rudd's movies.

that movie's showing up today from Netflix. I have good hope for it, primarily because of Sean William Scott

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:27 AM
yay, Jay Mohr!!!

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:27 AM
I'd be fine if the audience couldn't hear Jay Bore.

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:27 AM
yeah, I noticed that the other day. Who the fuck thinks of sharp knives when purchasing things to put in their ass? "whaa"

Their OWN ass? Nobody.

Pearce
03-17-2009, 10:28 AM
that movie's showing up today from Netflix. I have good hope for it, primarily because of Sean William Scott

Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 76% and said it's often crude and always funny. Sounds pretty damn good.

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:28 AM
hi

what up?

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:28 AM
hi

Hello maaaaaaaaan.

transit grinder
03-17-2009, 10:29 AM
I liked Role Models all right, the little black kid was the best comic relief in the movie.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:29 AM
How the hell are they doing to do Cherry Darts if they cant even show tits in this place? Anus is ok?
I thought they couldn't show tits in the CBS studio? "whaa"

zoal
03-17-2009, 10:29 AM
that movie's showing up today from Netflix. I have good hope for it, primarily because of Sean William Scott

It starts a bit rough, but it gets pretty damn funny. The kid who was "Mclovin" in superbad is in the flick as a LARP nerd.

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:30 AM
I'd be fine if the audience couldn't hear Jay Bore.

I enjoy the comedic stylings of Mr. Mohr and Mr. Quinn.
Mr. Vos - not so much.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:30 AM
Holy fuck, it's like 90% bombs today. No one has any luck.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:31 AM
haha, I love Pat's fantastically awful jokes

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:31 AM
Holy fuck, it's like 90% bombs today. No one has any luck.

Typical live broadcast.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:31 AM
The kid who was "Mclovin" in superbad is in the flick as a LARP nerd.

Good to see hes branching out.

krisko
03-17-2009, 10:31 AM
what up?
Oh nothing, just sitting at work :(
Hello maaaaaaaaan.

I'm not a man

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:31 AM
Holy fuck, it's like 90% bombs today.
yet no flubs :icon_conf

remember the time last week when they promised to do Bombs & Flubs? Yeah, that was a nice cock-tease

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:32 AM
I'm not a manLies.

Pearce
03-17-2009, 10:33 AM
LOL, this is such a clusterfuck.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:34 AM
I'm not a man

Good one. :action-sm

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:34 AM
Metallica - Ronnie on 42

krisko
03-17-2009, 10:36 AM
LOL, this is such a clusterfuck.

They ALWAYS are...I'm trying not to give up on it but I'm thinking of switching over to Glenn Beck.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:37 AM
They ALWAYS are...I'm trying not to give up on it but I'm thinking of switching over to Glenn Beck.

Comrade Beck has been doing well:

CABLE NEWS RACE
FRI., MARCH 13, 2009

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,185,000
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FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,557,000
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MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,223,000
CNN KING 1,046,000
CNNHN GRACE 1,045,000
MSNBC MADDOW 954,000

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:37 AM
Glad that Jay as Colin finally pointed out that Patti stinks.

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:38 AM
I'm not a man

...Which makes your cock that much more magnificent.

BRONCOS
03-17-2009, 10:38 AM
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7011/trainwreck1.jpg (http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=trainwreck1.jpg)

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:41 AM
NOOOOOOO Op ......... No more 2U ................

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:41 AM
Ouch, that synth is mic'd way too high.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:42 AM
Now they're covering George W's song.

zoal
03-17-2009, 10:42 AM
This singer is asking some good questions.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 10:42 AM
I don't think that the keyboard is prominent enough in the mix on this track................

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:42 AM
So in the real U2, does Edge come up to the mic to say "How many Irish motherfuckers we got here? You fuckers better light it up for this one!"

Sounds totally authentic to me.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:42 AM
This guy can't sing in this key...just stop man, you suck.

BRONCOS
03-17-2009, 10:42 AM
Not bad for a bar band.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:43 AM
I'm up and dancing the mummer's strut!

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:43 AM
So in the real U2, does Edge come up to the mic to say "How many Irish motherfuckers we got here? You fuckers better light it up for this one!"

Sounds totally authentic to me.

:icon_lol:

I was forced to see U2 live several times with my Ex. Bono barely addresses the audience ... too cool for the room motherfucker.

This vocalist suuuuuuuuuuucks.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:43 AM
So in the real U2, does Edge come up to the mic to say "How many Irish motherfuckers we got here? You fuckers better light it up for this one!"

Sounds totally authentic to me.The long answer: yes.

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:44 AM
Holy shit, do they suck.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:44 AM
I just want to blow my head off.

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:45 AM
You can tell that this singer doesn't actually sound anything like Bono, but is doing an imitation.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:45 AM
haha, the singer's voice goes into Kermit the frog a couple times, listen for it.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:45 AM
:icon_lol:

I was forced to see U2 live several times with my Ex. Bono barely addresses the audience ... too cool for the room motherfucker.

This vocalist suuuuuuuuuuucks.Bono is too cool for the room, because he's too cool for the room. The man kicks ass in ever aspect of life (except for height).

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:45 AM
As many gigs as they get (thanks Anthony) they could be the WORST tribute band I have ever heard.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:45 AM
2U doesn't really suck. This is most definitely NOT indicative of a normal performance...they're mic'ed/mixed like dogshit

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:45 AM
I just want to blow my head off.

And with that, Cokelogid is off to start the "Killermonkeys Blows His Head Off Appreciation Thread."

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:45 AM
I hope this singer slits his wrists with a rusty tuna can lid.

Pearce
03-17-2009, 10:45 AM
fun quick clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d34tPj8zoM0&feature=related

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:46 AM
The Thing That Should Not Be just started on 42

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 10:47 AM
"Tonight, at Connelly's...The Soft Parade - a tribute to Crystal Ship!"

technically that would be a tribute to an other tribute band


I was thinking of a tribute band to Mr Greengenes (for the Phila, NJ, Del peeps)

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:47 AM
And with that, Cokelogid is off to start the "Killermonkeys Blows His Head Off Appreciation Thread."Who? :action-sm

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:47 AM
2U doesn't really suck. This is most definitely NOT indicative of a normal performance...they're mic'ed/mixed like dogshit

Dammit, was hoping the crowd didn't sing back to them...would have been classic.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:47 AM
2U doesn't really suck. This is most definitely NOT indicative of a normal performance...they're mic'ed/mixed like dogshit

I don't think you were here ... but from what I understand this is EXACTLY what they always are. My friend and sister saw them twice, said they were fucking awful each time. Different singer each time, and the one time the singer was shit faced and forgetting the words ....

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:47 AM
check this out:

http://www.playlist.com/playlist/14195040523/standalone

I stole this from some kid I was monitoring on the internet. hahahaha

English Gent
03-17-2009, 10:47 AM
I just want to blow my head off.

Please, don't let us stop you.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:48 AM
The Thing That Should Not Be just started on 42

Thanks JD. That's where I am now .... :icon_mrgr

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:48 AM
Who? :action-sm

you, dumb ass.

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:48 AM
Who? :action-sm

A Cokelogic tribute poster.

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:49 AM
haha, the singer's voice goes into Kermit the frog a couple times, listen for it.

He's also in a Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem tribute band.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:50 AM
I stole this from some kid I was monitoring on the internet. hahahaha

Did yah bang um?

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:50 AM
you, dumb ass.

Spelling and grammar are very important here sir. Please keep that in mind.

A Cokelogic tribute poster.

Cause the original just isn't enough ..... :rolleyes:

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:50 AM
fun quick clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d34tPj8zoM0&feature=related
Worst. Head-butt. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jYxpypsn8U:action-sm

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:51 AM
He's also in a Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem tribute band.

Wow, I didn't know Vos could sing.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:52 AM
So my laptop search continues ... my friend sent me this ... what do you guys think?

Toshiba Satellite. (http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.E199396.desc.Toshiba-Satellite-L305S5933-Intel-Pentium-250GB154-NB-wBag)

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:52 AM
He's also in a Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem tribute band.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YWG9uU3YZNE/R97sdK20E2I/AAAAAAAAAjM/4V0A1skBBLs/s400/Electricmayhemposter.jpg

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:53 AM
Now Metallica's Ecstasy of Gold is on 42.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 10:54 AM
Please, don't let us stop you.

hey, shove it.

Pearce
03-17-2009, 10:54 AM
hey, shove it.

OOOOOOOOH!

You gonna take that, loki?

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:54 AM
So my laptop search continues ... my friend sent me this ... what do you guys think?

Toshiba Satellite. (http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.E199396.desc.Toshiba-Satellite-L305S5933-Intel-Pentium-250GB154-NB-wBag)

Its a Jew computer, throw bacon and german shepard piss at it.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:55 AM
hey, shove it.

Wow, you are angry. Loki is a sweet boy. Don't bash him.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:55 AM
So my laptop search continues ... my friend sent me this ... what do you guys think?

Toshiba Satellite. (http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.E199396.desc.Toshiba-Satellite-L305S5933-Intel-Pentium-250GB154-NB-wBag)

Why don't you stay off HSN and QVC...

http://www.newegg.com

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:55 AM
Why don't you stay off HSN and QVC...

http://www.newegg.com
:haha7: :haha7:

New Egg is good shit though

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:55 AM
I just downloaded a Frank Black concert from a guy with the username UnclePaul on a (legal) torrent site. Small world.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 10:56 AM
Why don't you stay off HSN and QVC...

http://www.newegg.com

:haha7: :haha7:

New Egg is good shit though

HA! I didn't know about New Egg ... thanks Heeler.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 10:56 AM
OOOOOOOOH!

You gonna take that, loki?

I'm just staggered by the wit and vitriol. No, really, I am...........

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:57 AM
[vos]"It's sho confushing becaush nobody workshhh a crowd like me, and I can't shee the audienshh on the radio."

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:57 AM
hahaha, Pat almost got it!
Vos'ed in Translation! Someone photoshop that movie poster!

ENOUGH WITH DAVID! :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh:
I bet Babygirl showed up and threw him off his game

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:57 AM
I just downloaded a Frank Black concert from a guy with the username UnclePaul on a (legal) torrent site. Small world.

He have any other videos to download?

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:58 AM
Boner Bikini Girl? That's quite the pride-inspiring name

Stig
03-17-2009, 10:58 AM
So. Boner Bikini Girl likes herself, huh?

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 10:59 AM
HA! I didn't know about New Egg ... thanks Heeler.

Newegg is where to go...best prices and they have a kick ass RMA policy if anything is wrong.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 10:59 AM
I like BBG shes got sass.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 10:59 AM
Oh what a stupid whore. "Am I supposed to give you a full boner?"

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 10:59 AM
He have any other videos to download?Just two other FLAC audio concerts.

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 11:00 AM
check this out:

http://www.playlist.com/playlist/14195040523/standalone

I stole this from some kid I was monitoring on the internet. hahahaha

what do you mean "you were monitoring" :icon_eek:

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:00 AM
They said BBG from Facebook, but she sounds like a typical Paltalker.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:00 AM
I like BBG shes got sass.I need some pics.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:01 AM
So. Boner Bikini Girl likes herself, huh?

Oh, I wouldn't say she likes herself....

http://www.columbiabasin.edu/images/ath_volleyball_setter_04.jpg

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:02 AM
Oh, I wouldn't say she likes herself....

http://www.columbiabasin.edu/images/ath_volleyball_setter_04.jpgVolleyball. So she's gay?

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:02 AM
Oh, I wouldn't say she likes herself....

http://www.columbiabasin.edu/images/ath_volleyball_setter_04.jpg

Yes she does...

haha

Danesy
03-17-2009, 11:02 AM
Newegg is where to go...best prices and they have a kick ass RMA policy if anything is wrong.

Thanks, I am looking around there now. My friend kept sending me the QVC stuff cause of the "flex pay" she shops there for everything ....

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:03 AM
Oh wait...this is the hot artist chick, right? The one who drew a picture of Ope/Ant/Jimmy destroying a city Godzilla-style

Stig
03-17-2009, 11:03 AM
what do you mean "you were monitoring" :icon_eek:

Stalking.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-17-2009, 11:03 AM
Just two other FLAC audio concerts.

Nothing with the words "crying" or "please stop" in the titles?

Danesy
03-17-2009, 11:04 AM
They said BBG from Facebook, but she sounds like a typical Paltalker.

Don't say that ... everyone on Paltalk is nice. They are all friendly nice sweet people .... :icon_roll

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:04 AM
Volleyball. So she's gay?

Yes she does...

haha

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02TIfEu5or8vE/610x.jpg :haha7: :action-sm

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:05 AM
Thanks, I am looking around there now. My friend kept sending me the QVC stuff cause of the "flex pay" she shops there for everything ....

Flex Pay, when your credit is so shitty you can't have a credit card.

Newegg has a payment plan as well, but I've never used it.

BRONCOS
03-17-2009, 11:06 AM
a snuggie...

This is so FM.

Stig
03-17-2009, 11:06 AM
They should have sewn a swastika on the Snuggie.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:07 AM
Don't say that ... everyone on Paltalk is nice. They are all friendly nice sweet people .... :icon_roll

:icon_lol:

English Gent
03-17-2009, 11:07 AM
what do you mean "you were monitoring" :icon_eek:

'Monitoring' = careful grooming for the possibility of ass sex.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:07 AM
They should have sewn a swastika on the Snuggie.

That would have been a good idea.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 11:08 AM
Oh great ... drunk Patti ... this is fan-fucking-tastic!

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:08 AM
.05 from one drink!?

transit grinder
03-17-2009, 11:08 AM
Oh wait...this is the hot artist chick, right? The one who drew a picture of Ope/Ant/Jimmy destroying a city Godzilla-style

That picture was pretty awesome. Kudos to her if it is indeed her.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:08 AM
'Monitoring' = careful grooming for the possibility of ass sex.

Hey, Marines are NOT gay:

http://www.zaskarfilms.com/images/filmsmed/marines1.jpg

Redding
03-17-2009, 11:08 AM
Stop yelling show references

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:09 AM
"It's open in the back, so butt sex for everyone!"

Who the fuck would want to tap that nasty grahm cracker pussy?

Danesy
03-17-2009, 11:09 AM
:icon_lol:

As much as Heeler hates me ... he gets my references ... and I appreciate him for that.

Other than that, I fucking hate him.

:rolleyes:

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:10 AM
Oh what a stupid whore. "Am I supposed to give you a full boner?"

"NO your supposed to chop off my two inch jew cock!" said David, the dumb jew.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:11 AM
.05 from one drink!?
It would be glorious to be that cheap of a date
That picture was pretty awesome. Kudos to her if it is indeed her.Yeah, there are a few pictures of her somewhere on the site, but I'm too lazy to find them for you folks

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:12 AM
As much as Heeler hates me ... he gets my references ... and I appreciate him for that.

Other than that, I fucking hate him.

:rolleyes:

You'll like me eventually...I'm already saving you money.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:13 AM
You can't have nudity @ a bar. I think the wise idea is to book the event in a strip-club next time so you can show tits

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:13 AM
You'll like me eventually...I'm already saving you money.

and from chemo!

Danesy
03-17-2009, 11:14 AM
Hmmm ... are HP Laptops any good? There's a 4 GB 320 GB HD one here for 549.00.

Redding
03-17-2009, 11:15 AM
You can't have nudity @ a bar. I think the wise idea is to book the event in a strip-club next time so you can show tits

VIP club anyone?

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:16 AM
Booobbbbssss!!!!

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:16 AM
VIP club anyone?

I still have my card! Just remember...collared shirts required, people!

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:16 AM
and from chemo!

:idontknow

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:16 AM
I hope there is no negroes at the bar. They'll be all over the girls. Just like they always do.

Freese
03-17-2009, 11:16 AM
*shrugs*

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:17 AM
Hmmm ... are HP Laptops any good? There's a 4 GB 320 GB HD one here for 549.00.

Read the reviews on it...they're pretty accurate with only an occasional idiot.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 11:18 AM
and from chemo!

:idontknow

He hasn't convinced me to quit smoking.

YET.

:p

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:18 AM
NOOOOOO!!! NO 2U!! PlEASe god!!

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:19 AM
Booobbbbssss!!!!

http://www.xcomment.com/g3/img/poster___boobs052708113237.gif

More 2U = "Wasting my Hate" on 42 or Master of Puppets on 53

transit grinder
03-17-2009, 11:19 AM
Yay, more 2U! That's my cue to head out. Take care folks, happy St. Patrick's Day.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:19 AM
http://www.xcomment.com/g3/img/poster___boobs052708113237.gif

More 2U = "Wasting my Hate" on 42 or Master of Puppets on 53

I love it. Nice pic. lol

Redding
03-17-2009, 11:20 AM
I still have my card! Just remember...collared shirts required, people!

tell that to CM Mark and Mafialife Chris

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:20 AM
And it just keeps getting worse..."YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Wilmington WOW
03-17-2009, 11:22 AM
ha ha

he is kermit the frog

kudos to who said that before

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:22 AM
http://digitalblueglobal.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/kermit.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:23 AM
And it just keeps getting worse..."YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

http://www.boycevoice.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/lil-jon-picture.jpg?

JasonDelaney
03-17-2009, 11:24 AM
http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1109/1109_bono_enter.jpg


yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaah!!

virus33
03-17-2009, 11:24 AM
I hope audible.com edits out this garbage.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:24 AM
My ears are officially bleeding.

Fuck!!!

http://boozedout.com/wp-content/upload/1christ-middle-finger.jpg

Stig
03-17-2009, 11:25 AM
ha ha

he is kermit the frog

kudos to who said that before

I wish someone in the crowd would yell "DO RAINBOW CONNECTION!!!"

English Gent
03-17-2009, 11:25 AM
http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_rckermit_1a.jpg

Danesy
03-17-2009, 11:25 AM
Ugh ... they are just horrible.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:26 AM
it sounds like joe hired bill burr doing his ray romano impression to front the band...

Pearce
03-17-2009, 11:26 AM
http://twitpic.com/img/26jh3-70466ff149914546cfec58c61a247a6d.49bfb345.jpg
"Live at Connolly's. This is what I see everytime Clubsoda says, need anything GH?"

Dark Reyule
03-17-2009, 11:26 AM
These guys stink, cover bands suck.

HEYYYY PIGGGGY!

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:27 AM
http://logo.cafepress.com/0/920982.183110.jpg

Please, no more 2U.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:29 AM
http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Shut_The_Hell_UP_Gum.jpg

hahahahaha

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:30 AM
Time to kill a fucking drafter...they put an entire job package into the system under the wrong vendor code. FIlenames are wrong, half the fucking job is under a fake vendor name...motherfuckers can't seem to get the most basic things down.

Danesy
03-17-2009, 11:31 AM
Songs like this are the exact reason I am embarassed to be Irish.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:32 AM
Songs like this are the exact reason I am embarassed to be Irish.

No, its a great song!!!

ctownnerd
03-17-2009, 11:32 AM
what's this rejoiner music bed?

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:32 AM
Opie: Aw we gotta start working on our show again, shit!
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

Truth hurts, don't it? ;)

virus33
03-17-2009, 11:33 AM
Does opie not hear this mess? hopefully they hear they replay of this public embarrassment.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:33 AM
Time to kill a fucking drafter...they put an entire job package into the system under the wrong vendor code. FIlenames are wrong, half the fucking job is under a fake vendor name...motherfuckers can't seem to get the most basic things down.

Dont you hate that? I just caught a kid looking up porn!! hahahahah

I love my job.

Welcome to the Marines. They fucked up a lot too.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:34 AM
Be more funny, be more funny, be more funny!

Danesy
03-17-2009, 11:35 AM
I now feel very good about my decision to come to work today .... :)

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:35 AM
"get her a cock" :haha7:

Stig
03-17-2009, 11:36 AM
Patti: "I thawt it was a driiiink!"

It is, Patti. It is.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:36 AM
"get her a cock" :haha7:

yeah, a forteen incher, one that will make her pussy look like a big ol bloody mess!

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:37 AM
Patti: "I thawt it was a driiiink!"

It is, Patti. It is.

Yeah, patti, but its also what Opie wants to put in your mouth! Dumb cunt.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:37 AM
Dont you hate that? I just caught a kid looking up porn!! hahahahah

I love my job.

Welcome to the Marines. They fucked up a lot too.

Power Plants don't go offline if you fuck up though. Not that a wrong vendor code will make much difference to a turbine spinning, but I hate it when people fuck things up like this.

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:39 AM
Power Plants don't go offline if you fuck up though. Not that a wrong vendor code will make much difference to a turbine spinning, but I hate it when people fuck things up like this.

True that, but when one persno fucks up, and then a shit load of people could die. See? Exactly.:action-sm

Pearce
03-17-2009, 11:40 AM
Haha, jokes about the fight

Redding
03-17-2009, 11:40 AM
tit falls out = fired by xm
dick falls out = praise from xm

killermonkeys
03-17-2009, 11:40 AM
Im going to lunch, smoke a cig, and be back soon.

motherfuckers!!!

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:41 AM
Fat naked men are more acceptable than naked women in baked beans. What the fuck is wrong with this?


What's ridiculous is other radio shows get to do shit like pudding wrestling/babyoil wrestling and shit like that. Or so it seems

Stig
03-17-2009, 11:41 AM
What IS this contest, anyway?

Redding
03-17-2009, 11:41 AM
Is Jeremy Borash there canning the heat?

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:41 AM
Haha, jokes about the fightCareer parting arguments are hilarious.

KNUCKLEUP
03-17-2009, 11:41 AM
just woke up. this sounds drunk and boring.

i dunno how you all put up with me. :haha7:

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:42 AM
tit falls out = fired by xm
dick falls out = praise from xm

http://lasnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dick-clark-ryan-seacrest.jpg

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:42 AM
tit falls out = fired by xm
dick falls out = praise from xmWhat can you say, they love the cock.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:43 AM
What can you say, they love the cock.

Siri/XM Lawyer Appreciation Day

http://cache.20minutes.fr/img/photos/20mn/2007-06/2007-06-11/article_gay_pride.jpg

Stig
03-17-2009, 11:43 AM
just woke up. this sounds drunk and boring.

i dunno how you all put up with me. :haha7:

You're cuter than most of us.

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:43 AM
http://lasnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dick-clark-ryan-seacrest.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/fg-crash.gif

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:44 AM
hahahahahaha, "Pat's sneakers have celluoid!"

Who knew that Pat's sneakers were made from old film! Love Vos

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:45 AM
You're cuter than most of us.

it's the vagina

Good, love that Ant realizes that if they saw/heard of any other show doing this they'd fucking destroy them

virus33
03-17-2009, 11:47 AM
first time in a long time I am saying this but I am turning this mess off.

KNUCKLEUP
03-17-2009, 11:47 AM
i hope "bobby shaft" gets throat fucked.

KNUCKLEUP
03-17-2009, 11:49 AM
st patrick's day sucks a fucking cock. how is this any better than mardi gras.

i'm punching out.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:49 AM
Wait...is it Saint Patrick's or MLK? Cause I smell fried chicken in my office...

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:50 AM
st patrick's day sucks a fucking cock. how is this any better than mardi gras.

i'm punching out.More fighting, less public nudity. So...all in all, Mardi Gras kicks its ass

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:50 AM
Wait...is it Saint Patrick's or MLK? Cause I smell fried chicken in my office...Hey-O!

Jalapeno-Juice
03-17-2009, 11:51 AM
The winner is Bobby Shaft ..Who?? http://www.myspace.com/shaft247

Hudson
03-17-2009, 11:51 AM
"Patti any final thoughts"
How about "ANY thoughts"...whoop Opie said it..so it's not member Bashing!

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:52 AM
"We'd like to thank XM/Sirius..."

They a coverband for Sirius/XM?

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:53 AM
"We'd like to thank XM/Sirius..."

They a coverband for Sirius/XM?

if they broke into the Technical Difficulties song I'd totally mark the fuck out

English Gent
03-17-2009, 11:53 AM
Songs like this are the exact reason I am embarassed to be Irish.

It takes that to make you embarrassed about being Irish?

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:53 AM
Today my final thought is, Firemen should be respected, because they run to collapsing buildings. Thank you.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 11:54 AM
Today my final thought is, Firemen should be respected, because they run to collapsing buildings. Thank you.

http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/Rescue-Me-Season-3.jpg

Rescue Me returns Tuesday April 7th at 10pm on FX

Pearce
03-17-2009, 11:55 AM
23-Foot Crocodile Decapitates Filipino Girl After Canoe Capsizes
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,508970,00.html

MANILA, Philippines — A 10-year-old girl was decapitated by a crocodile in a Philippine lake after the creature knocked over her canoe, police said Wednesday.

The girl and a classmate were on their way Saturday to their floating school on Agusan del Sur province's Mihaba Lake when the 23-foot-long crocodile bumped the boat, causing it to capsize, said Bunawan town police officer Melchor Danuco.

Rescuers found the girl's headless body floating on the lake on Tuesday, he said.

The classmate was rescued by a man escorting the pair in another boat, said Roel Hipulan, head of the private group that runs the school in remote Bunawan town.

"It's a monster crocodile," Hipulan said, adding that he had seen the creature. He said salt water crocodiles, some bigger than a bus, are known to inhabit the lake, though attacks are rare.

But the lake's waters have been swollen for the past several months, causing fish to scatter to others parts. With little to feed on, the crocodiles have become aggressive, he said.

The crocodile attack has prompted the temporary closure of the school and the evacuation of about 100 residents of houses on stilts on the lake, Hipulan added.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:55 AM
Today my final thought is, Firemen should be respected, because they run to collapsing buildings. Thank you.

Sounds dangerous...they should make a show about firemen and have Louis CK as the star.

http://everybodylovesmaura.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/20217__rescue_l.jpg

English Gent
03-17-2009, 11:55 AM
This fucking vocalist is the very definition of 'suck'.

Stig
03-17-2009, 11:56 AM
It takes that to make you embarrassed about being Irish?

For the most part, they don't know how embarrassing they are. The Irish and Italians = most inappropriately proud people on Earth. :icon_lol:

<--- Is so glad there isn't a big Welsh holiday.

English Gent
03-17-2009, 11:56 AM
Oh, shut the fuck up you fake-Irish sack of septic cunt.

Stig
03-17-2009, 11:57 AM
Today my final thought is, Firemen should be respected, because they run to collapsing buildings. Thank you.

We flock to a collapsing radio show. Where's OUR respect? :action-sm

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 11:57 AM
omg, that ending was horrendous!

cokelogic
03-17-2009, 11:58 AM
We flock to a collapsing radio show. Where's OUR respect? :action-sm:haha7:

Stig
03-17-2009, 12:02 PM
I just got the peel cleanly off an orange in two pieces for the first time in my entire life.

Thank you. No, please...don't applaud. Just throw money.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 12:02 PM
<--- Is so glad there isn't a big Welsh holiday.hahahahahahahahah, x2

Even if there was, my family's been here since pre-1776. Hence, fuck Europe.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 12:03 PM
I just got the peel cleanly off an orange in two pieces for the first time in my entire life.

Thank you. No, please...don't applaud. Just throw money.

Nosferatu eats fruit? "whaa"

Stig
03-17-2009, 12:05 PM
hahahahahahahahah, x2

Even if there was, my family's been here since pre-1776. Hence, fuck Europe.

Mine, too. Shit, are we related? :icon_eek:

Nosferatu eats fruit? "whaa"

NosFRRRROOOOTu.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 12:09 PM
Mine, too. Shit, are we related? :icon_eek:That would be disturbing, but kind of funny. One family, almost 100,000 degenerate posts on a message board.

TJLamb0518
03-17-2009, 12:11 PM
For the most part, that was better listening than 99% of the live shows are.

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 12:12 PM
Mine, too. Shit, are we related? :icon_eek:



NosFRRRROOOOTu.

That would be disturbing, but kind of funny. One family, almost 100,000 degenerate posts on a message board.

I love your jelly.

http://www.welchs.com/media/29635/product_detail_jars.jpg

Close enough.

TJLamb0518
03-17-2009, 12:12 PM
Now, will XM be smart and have R&F broadcast from there to keep the event going?

Stig
03-17-2009, 12:13 PM
That would be disturbing, but kind of funny. One family, almost 100,000 degenerate posts on a message board.

It would explain a lot. I mean, how many boats came to New England in the late 1600's from Wales, anyway?





Besides the one I was on. Yes, yes...I get it.

MilkmanDan
03-17-2009, 12:14 PM
Now, will XM be smart and have R&F broadcast from there to keep the event going?

If we're lucky Daves drunk and passed out already.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-17-2009, 12:14 PM
Now, will XM be smart and have R&F broadcast from there to keep the event going?

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:


No.

MilkmanDan
03-17-2009, 12:16 PM
It would explain a lot. I mean, how many boats came to New England in the late 1600's from Wales, anyway?





Besides the one I was on. Yes, yes...I get it.

So we've got Welsh, English (actual Englishman), and me the token Scottish here... noones owning up to being Irish......

Blue Heeler
03-17-2009, 12:17 PM
So we've got Welsh, English (actual Englishman), and me the token Scottish here... noones owning up to being Irish......

Danesy said she was...so yes, "noone"

Stig
03-17-2009, 12:20 PM
So we've got Welsh, English (actual Englishman), and me the token Scottish here... noones owning up to being Irish......

http://www.parsec-santa.com/celebrity/celebs4/PeterNoone.jpg

MilkmanDan
03-17-2009, 12:22 PM
Danesy said she was...so yes, "noone"

Dont let her name fool you, she looks like a sicilian / moor.