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cokelogic
03-18-2009, 06:07 AM
Morning all.

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 06:11 AM
Morning Coke

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 06:12 AM
Morning Motor.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 06:15 AM
good night

http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq211/cherry_pie_wb/kelly%20kelly/chad5.jpg

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 06:15 AM
good night

http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq211/cherry_pie_wb/kelly%20kelly/chad5.jpg

Oh dear lord, eat my chair!!!

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 06:17 AM
Oh dear lord, eat my chair!!!

ow why would you hit her with a chair?

kloraferm
03-18-2009, 06:24 AM
howdy

Pearce
03-18-2009, 06:27 AM
Been up since 12:30. Making chicken nuggets. I don't think I'm making it past 8.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 06:31 AM
Been up since 12:30. Making chicken nuggets. I don't think I'm making it past 8.I'm back on my shitty sleep schedule too. I just need to make sure I'm awake for LOST tonight (it's back baby!!!).

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 06:31 AM
I wonder where our two pet sociopaths are this morning. Sai & Loki, I bet they are exchanging erotic stories of banging headless corpses.

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 06:34 AM
Been up since 12:30. Making chicken nuggets. I don't think I'm making it past 8.

I'm still on my regular work hours 6PM to 6AM - monday through sunday, with every other week off. I'm ready to head for home and have a drink. It's only my second night on duty and I'm already fucking tired. I can't wait until monday morning......I fall into a 14-18 hour coma.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 06:34 AM
I wonder where our two pet sociopaths are this morning. Sai & Loki, I bet they are exchanging erotic stories of banging headless corpses.

sai sai is hugging bunnys and loki is sipping tea at his grandmas house


i doubt they are are as sick as they say

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 06:35 AM
I wonder where our two pet sociopaths are this morning. Sai & Loki, I bet they are exchanging erotic stories of banging headless corpses.

Sorry, I was busy cornholing your grandmother's trach-hole.

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 06:36 AM
sai sai is hugging bunnys and loki is sipping tea at his grandmas house


i doubt they are are as sick as they say

Litteral Cherry ruins the bit!!!

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 06:38 AM
sai sai is hugging bunnys and loki is sipping tea at his grandmas house


i doubt they are are as sick as they say

I want to hate:rap: your left eye socket.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 06:40 AM
I want to cuddle with a puggle in a field of wild flowers

awwwwwwww

Pearce
03-18-2009, 06:44 AM
http://twitpic.com/img/27lhl-89ac3e4418a1c53a6d48ab54fa2c25d2.49c0c2f6.jpg
"Morning, sleepy head. A sweet , gentle boy less than a minute after waking up. Up and at em soldier! "

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 06:52 AM
Just finished Resevoir Dogs. Still don't know who shot Nice Guy Eddie

Well, Mr White does, but there's some sorta discrepancy there.

Pearce
03-18-2009, 06:54 AM
Just finished Resevoir Dogs. Still don't know who shot Nice Guy Eddie

Keitel got them both.

Pearce
03-18-2009, 07:01 AM
Uh-oh. The Virus flipped to Top 40.

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:02 AM
Keitel got them both.

NGE's blood bag went off early and I think he falls before White's second shot is fired.

Empire Magazine (a UK film magazine) ran a Chris Penn interview, where he said the following: "Nobody shot Nice Guy Eddie. It was a mistake. What was supposed to happen -- and I don't know if Quentin's gonna like me for giving this away, but it's too late now, he never told me not to -- was Harvey Keitel was supposed to shoot Lawrence Tierney, then me, then get squibbed. But what happened was the squib on Harvey went right off after he shot Lawrence Tierney, so he went down, but my squib went off, so I went down. So basically nobody shot Nice Guy Eddie. Quentin said, 'You know what? It'll be the biggest controversy of the film. We're leaving it.'"

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:03 AM
xmNOW

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:04 AM
They call me Heeler, they call me Blue, they call me asshole...THAT'S NOT MY NAME! THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

English Gent
03-18-2009, 07:07 AM
Been up since 12:30. Making chicken nuggets. I don't think I'm making it past 8.

Well, those nuggets don't fry themselves.......

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2007-04/16/xin_2904041621354972687012.jpg

RobeSoup&Tears
03-18-2009, 07:09 AM
Buenos Morning Campers

Heather Height
03-18-2009, 07:09 AM
Good Morning!

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:11 AM
Holy shit! NUDE!

ok here yuo go
http://img2.pict.com/9d/b2/7b/ff321351440afa449d48c10b46/5DSgZ/cherry1.jpg

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:12 AM
They call me Heeler, they call me Blue, they call me asshole...THAT'S NOT MY NAME! THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

Is it Cunt?

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:13 AM
Still no baby...we're thinking the kid doesn't want to be born under an Obama regime.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:14 AM
Is it Cunt?

No, that would be silly. :action-sm

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 07:15 AM
Holy shit! NUDE!

is that misspelling of "you" supposed to be cute?

English Gent
03-18-2009, 07:15 AM
Still no baby...we're thinking the kid doesn't want to be born under an Obama regime.

Even your unborn offspring hate you.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:19 AM
Even your unborn offspring hate you.

probably

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 07:19 AM
They call me Heeler, they call me Blue, they call me asshole...THAT'S NOT MY NAME! THAT'S NOT MY NAME!They call me Kevin, they call me Steven, they call me Freddy, from Jamaica station. That's not my name.

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:21 AM
probably

Well you know your kid won't have the same reaction that Mohr's did.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 07:21 AM
Still no baby...we're thinking the kid doesn't want to be born under an Obama regime.There's no baby is there? No wife either. This is you shouldn't lie to people.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:21 AM
Apple has to do a presentation for iPhone upgrades? How stupid, just fucking send out a press release like everyone else...stop trying to make your shit products "special".

English Gent
03-18-2009, 07:22 AM
They call me Kevin, they call me Steven, they call me Freddy, from Jamaica station. That's not my name.

They call me Paedo, they call me Gary, they call me Loki. That's not my name.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:23 AM
There's no baby is there? No wife either. This is you shouldn't lie to people.

I don't even know what that last sentence means...

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:24 AM
Wonder if they're going to talk about Hoo Hoo Stern getting pissed at Leno.

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:25 AM
They call me Paedo, they call me Gary, they call me Loki. That's not my name.

No, it's Pogo.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 07:25 AM
Wonder if they're going to talk about Hoo Hoo Stern getting pissed at Leno.no.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 07:28 AM
Bobo sounds like Kyle's cousin, Kyle on South Park.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/includes/utils/proxy_resizer.php?image=/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_05/sp_0511_01_v6.jpg&width=480&quality=85

English Gent
03-18-2009, 07:29 AM
Did Jimmy do a set on Leno? I thought that he just did one of those awful 'standup material masquerading as interview' things.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:29 AM
Bobo sounds like Kyle's cousin, Kyle on South Park.

http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/e/ed/Image_23.jpg

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 07:33 AM
They call me Fatty McButter pants behind my back, and I cry. Then I eat some sticks of butter rolled in sugar wondering why mommy never loved me.

umo
03-18-2009, 07:36 AM
As long as Hoo-Hoo is in morning drive the satellite audience is split at least in half for the bbboys.

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:37 AM
From my pal: just my luck...Apple says MMS coming in iPhone OS 3.0, but not for original hardware iPhones...bastards

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 07:37 AM
Bobo sounds like Kyle's cousin, Kyle on South Park.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/includes/utils/proxy_resizer.php?image=/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_05/sp_0511_01_v6.jpg&width=480&quality=85

stereotyping jews is terrrrrrrrrrrrrieble

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:38 AM
They call me Fatty McButter pants behind my back, and I cry. Then I eat some sticks of butter rolled in sugar wondering why mommy never loved me.

Fingering your asshole while she changes your diaper IS considered a form of love.


At least in my house it was.

umo
03-18-2009, 07:38 AM
Jews sure do talk purty.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 07:40 AM
As long as Hoo-Hoo is in morning drive the satellite audience is split at least in half for the bbboys.
Not really. I don't think people aren't listening to hoo hoo because O&A are on. And I'm sure visa versa.

Steam
03-18-2009, 07:41 AM
Morning fucktards.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:42 AM
Not really. I don't think people aren't listening to hoo hoo because O&A are on. And I'm sure visa versa.

Most people aren't buying the Best Of packages to switch between the two shows anyway.

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 07:45 AM
This "I love you man" movie. meh, I think it's going to suck balls.

I finally saw 'Zack & Miri Make A Porno' this past weekend and it was fucking great! Kevin Smith killed with this movie.

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 07:46 AM
Most people aren't buying the Best Of packages to switch between the two shows anyway.

I thought about getting that best of package, but I refuse to let Howie math take credit for me wanting the NASCAR channel. Fuck Hoo Hoo.

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:48 AM
When was the last time anyone called with a "Whip 'em Out Wednesday" story?

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:49 AM
I thought about getting that best of package, but I refuse to let Howie math take credit for me wanting the NASCAR channel. Fuck Hoo Hoo.

You want to LISTEN to Nascar? Jesus fuck, they drive in a god damned circle. How much is there to talk about?

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 07:51 AM
im awake im awake

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 07:51 AM
You want to LISTEN to Nascar? Jesus fuck, they drive in a god damned circle. How much is there to talk about?

Hey, I don't flip you shit for being a vidisectionist dead hooker fucker. I like to listen for the off track stories and tech shit. Plus if there is a night race, and I'm working I can listen to the race......fucknugget!:action-sm

English Gent
03-18-2009, 07:53 AM
The biggest clue about her being brain-dead at this stage (the family hasn't confirmed that) is that they flew her back to New York. There's no way you'd fly someone with a life-threatening brain injury unless they were definitely checking-out.

Motor Head
03-18-2009, 07:53 AM
I'm taking my ball and going home. Talk bad about me after I'm gone, fuckers!

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 07:54 AM
You want to LISTEN to Nascar? Jesus fuck, they drive in a god damned circle. How much is there to talk about?

Well when that # 8 car gets a little squirrelly it zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

I can't even WATCH it!

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 07:54 AM
fuck motor head hes a cunt ;)

roche
03-18-2009, 07:55 AM
Hey, I don't flip you shit for being a vidisectionist dead hooker fucker. I like to listen for the off track stories and tech shit. Plus if there is a night race, and I'm working I can listen to the race......fucknugget!:action-sm

Off track stories? Did someone turn the wrench left while trying to put on a new tire? :action-sm

English Gent
03-18-2009, 07:56 AM
Hey, I don't flip you shit for being a vidisectionist dead hooker fucker. I like to listen for the off track stories and tech shit. Plus if there is a night race, and I'm working I can listen to the race......fucknugget!:action-sm

If a race series' cars still have carburettors, you don't get to refer to it as 'tech'. Just sayin'..........

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-18-2009, 07:56 AM
Well when that # 8 car gets a little squirrelly it zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

I can't even WATCH it!

YEAH! AND WHY AIN'T THERE NO BLACK DRIVERS. THEY CAN HAVE SPONSORS LIKE LEROYS FRIED CHICKEN.

I fucking hate hack black comics.

Guilty Spark
03-18-2009, 07:57 AM
who the hell is this bitch anyway?

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 07:57 AM
The biggest clue about her being brain-dead at this stage (the family hasn't confirmed that) is that they flew her back to New York. There's no way you'd fly someone with a life-threatening brain injury unless they were definitely checking-out.

Can you imagine the autograph seekers on that flight? Did they get her to drool on paper?

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-18-2009, 07:58 AM
who the hell is this bitch anyway?

Liam Neasons wife and thats about it. No reason to really care about her.

English Gent
03-18-2009, 07:59 AM
Can you imagine the autograph seekers on that flight? Did they get her to drool on paper?

Hopefully, Liam got to say goodbye for the last time by joining the mile-high club on the flight.

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 08:00 AM
who the hell is this bitch anyway?

A corpse.

English Gent
03-18-2009, 08:01 AM
Liam Neasons wife and thats about it. No reason to really care about her.

Well, she's quite a looker, plus her mother is Vanessa Regrave and her sister is Joley Richardson.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
03-18-2009, 08:03 AM
Stop saying over worked you fucking jew!

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 08:04 AM
Well, she's quite a looker, plus her mother is Vanessa Regrave and her sister is Joley Richardson.

And oddly enough, being a half-corpse is her biggest claim to fame.

Bluestreak
03-18-2009, 08:07 AM
Bring in the relief pitcher! David -- hit the shower!

LilJimmyRbinson
03-18-2009, 08:17 AM
Holy shit...David is a DOUCHE

Justin Sane
03-18-2009, 08:17 AM
I hope the other interns gas David after this.

roche
03-18-2009, 08:18 AM
David doesn't realize they are only building him up to make the fall down even more painful.

mascan42
03-18-2009, 08:20 AM
And oddly enough, being a half-corpse is her biggest claim to fame.
I actually looked her up on IMDB, and her biggest credit was Lindsey Lohan's mother in The Parent Trap. Ugh.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 08:22 AM
David doesn't realize they are only building him up to make the fall down even more painful.

BLASPHEMY! my DAVID is pure gold

JoeyDVDZ
03-18-2009, 08:28 AM
Intern David is a toolbag. Fuck'um, I say.

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 08:28 AM
I actually looked her up on IMDB, and her biggest credit was Lindsey Lohan's mother in The Parent Trap. Ugh.

Thanks for going out of your way to prove my point.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 08:29 AM
Intern David is a toolbag. Fuck'um, I say.

you dont know good radio then

Guilty Spark
03-18-2009, 08:29 AM
I actually wanted to see "I Love You, Man" until I heard "Totes MacGoats" and "Dude von Dudenstein" 100 fucking times.

JoeyDVDZ
03-18-2009, 08:29 AM
Yeah, because nebbish sounding jews with an obviously spastic colon = killer radio gold. Blech.

Steam
03-18-2009, 08:30 AM
Hopefully David is completely done. Had to turn it off as soon as he started speaking.

Steam
03-18-2009, 08:30 AM
you dont know good radio then

Yeah, cause you do.

Oh sure.

JoeyDVDZ
03-18-2009, 08:32 AM
There ya go. Steam seems to agree with me.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 08:32 AM
steams a fucking asshole who disagrees with what ever i say


wavy guy bleh

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 08:36 AM
I'm punching out. Night all

Steam
03-18-2009, 08:38 AM
steams a fucking asshole who disagrees with what ever i say


wavy guy bleh

Not necessarily. You think I would change my taste in things just because of you? You give yourself too much credit.

You just happen to have fucking putrid taste and sense of humor.

Stig
03-18-2009, 08:39 AM
There ya go. Steam seems to agree with me.

JDVD! What up, sir?

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 08:39 AM
brb editing my ignore list

Stig
03-18-2009, 08:40 AM
Not necessarily. You think I would change my taste in things just because of you? You give yourself too much credit.

You just happen to have fucking putrid taste and sense of humor.

But she has a marvelous body.

Stig
03-18-2009, 08:41 AM
This David bit could very well drive me away from the show today, jeopardizing my attempt at reaching 50,000 posts of 100% pure drivel today.

Saikotic
03-18-2009, 08:42 AM
Not necessarily. You think I would change my taste in things just because of you? You give yourself too much credit.

You just happen to have fucking putrid taste and sense of humor.

Jesus, calm down Grandpa. You gonna wave a cane and shake your fist next?

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 08:42 AM
But she has a marvelous body.

i try

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 08:42 AM
But she has a marvelous body.
Oh my goodness! It's Stig! Holy shit, it's Stig!

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 08:43 AM
Lad bag. Wow, what a call back. I had almost forgot about the Lad Bag!

Steam
03-18-2009, 08:44 AM
Nice use of the song that Forrest Gump should have gotten a writing credit on.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 08:45 AM
cranky kong

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/cranky-kong1.jpg

Steam
03-18-2009, 08:46 AM
But she has a marvelous body.

Does she? Pffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt

brb editing my ignore list

Hahahahaha, nice.

Stig
03-18-2009, 08:47 AM
i try

I noticed. ;)

Oh my goodness! It's Stig! Holy shit, it's Stig!

Yes. It is. Strike up the band.

Lad bag. Wow, what a call back. I had almost forgot about the Lad Bag!

Even the Used one?

roche
03-18-2009, 08:49 AM
Lad bag. Wow, what a call back. I had almost forgot about the Lad Bag!

Crinkle Crinkle? :action-sm

English Gent
03-18-2009, 08:51 AM
Jesus, calm down Grandpa. You gonna wave a cane and shake your fist next?

"Why, I oughta!!"

Stig
03-18-2009, 08:52 AM
Does she? Pffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt


Actually yes. A nice naked photo cancels out a lot of gibberish. :icon_mrgr

Mobo
03-18-2009, 08:53 AM
G'morning everahbawdah.

I appreciated the David bit this morning because it was an actual, planned, bit. But, it looks like it's withered on the vine....

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 08:53 AM
mobooooooooooooooooooooo

Hudson
03-18-2009, 08:55 AM
Oh boy, that intro might ruffle a few people's feathers..
Hello cracker ass crackers!

Mobo
03-18-2009, 08:57 AM
O&A don't fight with Hoo Hoo directly anymore....now they fight through Jay Leno.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:00 AM
exclusive pics of monkey attack victim....VIEW AT OWN RISK!!!!!

http://images.chron.com/blogs/babysteps/first%20potato%20head.jpg

JoeFromS.Jersey
03-18-2009, 09:00 AM
I think they've already invented a machine for people who've been attacked by chimps...

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/21/gun.jpg

Steam
03-18-2009, 09:00 AM
Actually yes. A nice naked photo cancels out a lot of gibberish. :icon_mrgr

I have absolutely zero percent desire to see that.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:02 AM
exclusive pics of monkey attack victim....VIEW AT OWN RISK!!!!!

http://images.chron.com/blogs/babysteps/first%20potato%20head.jpgOh fuck dude! Not even with tags, please?? That's beyond fucked. The torn skin has the texture of a potato.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 09:03 AM
exclusive pics of monkey attack victim....VIEW AT OWN RISK!!!!!

http://images.chron.com/blogs/babysteps/first%20potato%20head.jpg

ugh i just ate there goes my hash browns

Razor Roman
03-18-2009, 09:03 AM
hi

Hudson
03-18-2009, 09:03 AM
Suddenly I have a desire to Fake Boogie board on a fake wave.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:03 AM
Now we need an Iggy Pop Twofer, with "I Wanna Be Your Dog".

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:05 AM
hi

Greetings, oh Razor of the life saving sig pics.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 09:06 AM
Greetings, oh Razor of the life saving sig pics.

HEY! :mad4:

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:07 AM
Now we need an Iggy Pop Twofer, with "I Wanna Be Your Dog".

Would you settle for Search and Destroy or Gimme Danger?

Bluestreak
03-18-2009, 09:08 AM
Suddenly I have a desire to Fake Boogie board on a fake wave.

Going on cruises with your aging parents is so punk!

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:08 AM
HEY! :mad4:

Hey's for horses and sometimes for cows
but pigs don't eat it cause they don't know how.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:09 AM
Would you settle for Search and Destroy or Gimme Danger?Yes. I would settle for either one.

Hudson
03-18-2009, 09:09 AM
Look who turned out hot!:
http://whatever.losito.net/images/anna_chlumsky-older.jpg
Little Vada Saltenfuss!

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 09:10 AM
Hey's for horses and sometimes for cows
but pigs don't eat it cause they don't know how.

just sayin cuban pete > hawtness

http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq211/cherry_pie_wb/sigs%20n%20gifs/the_mask-150.gif

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:12 AM
Look who turned out hot!:
http://whatever.losito.net/images/anna_chlumsky-older.jpg

winner of the 2008 Kentucky Derby, Big Brown?

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:12 AM
Look who turned out hot!:
http://whatever.losito.net/images/anna_chlumsky-older.jpg
Little Vada Saltenfuss!Are you sure those are the words you'd like to use?

JoeyDVDZ
03-18-2009, 09:13 AM
JDVD! What up, sir?

Not a whole helluva lot sir. How goes things with you?

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:15 AM
Not a whole helluva lot sir. How goes things with you?

Pain, depression and misery. So, same old shit. :action-sm

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:15 AM
Ted the Fearful Flyer. I can't wait for Mobo to animate this.

Hudson
03-18-2009, 09:16 AM
Are you sure those are the words you'd like to use?
She is totally bangable!
Look at who I am talking to..buncha people who find skanky plastic wrestling whores hot.

JoeyDVDZ
03-18-2009, 09:16 AM
But she has a marvelous body.

I'm gonna need proof, people. :)

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:16 AM
Morning everybody ...

I can't be the only one hungover here today .... :(

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:16 AM
Pain, depression and misery. So, same old shit. :action-sm
Now tell us how you really feel? :icon_lol:

(I hate people who say that)

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 09:17 AM
Ted the Fearful Flyer. I can't wait for Mobo to animate this.

this is not what im used tooooooooo

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:17 AM
Yes. I would settle for either one.

QFfnAvqf1pw&feature=related

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:18 AM
Morning everybody ...

I can't be the only one hungover here today .... :(

I'm not. :action-sm
Didn't have one drop to drink. :icon_mrgr

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:18 AM
She is totally bangable!There are a lot of women who are bangable. You said she was hot. Those goofy teeth, goofy ears and goofy face tell me different. I have to disagree.

Morning everybody ...

I can't be the only one hungover here today .... :(Perhaps. I didn't go out last night out of sheer laziness, so I didn't drink.
I thought you stopped drinking.

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 09:20 AM
O hai.

KNUCKLEUP
03-18-2009, 09:20 AM
mornin.

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:21 AM
mornin.

Good morning, Miss. :action-sm

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 09:21 AM
ooooooo happy birf knuckleup!

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:22 AM
http://twitpic.com/img/27ngv-cd46425b4ee8b1a1903a7c3aaa5a1f13.49c0e7c9.jpg
Jimmy can't take a leak without Kenny wanting to help.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:22 AM
I'm not. :action-sm
Didn't have one drop to drink. :icon_mrgr

LIAR, WHORE, LIAR, WHORE!!!!! :rolleyes:

Perhaps. I didn't go out last night out of sheer laziness, so I didn't drink.
I thought you stopped drinking.

Yea, that's what I tell my sponsor. :p

Hudson
03-18-2009, 09:23 AM
There are a lot of women who are bangable. You said she was hot. Those goofy teeth, goofy ears and goofy face tell me different. I have to disagree.


You are delusional.

KNUCKLEUP
03-18-2009, 09:23 AM
ooooooo happy birf knuckleup!

ty :D

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:24 AM
Knuckleup's Birf Thread (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=3160947#post3160947)


Meatspin:
www.meatspin.com

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 09:24 AM
I'm gonna need proof, people. :)

http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq211/cherry_pie_wb/o.jpg

English Gent
03-18-2009, 09:25 AM
Morning everybody ...

I can't be the only one hungover here today .... :(

How about a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray to get over your hangover?

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:26 AM
How about a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray to get over your hangover?

Why would she want leftovers at a time like this?

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:27 AM
Knuckleup's Birf Thread (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=3160947#post3160947)


Meatspin:
www.meatspin.com

Done and done!

BIRF Knuckle .... :)

Ugly Bass Playa
03-18-2009, 09:27 AM
David = Trump??? Yikes!

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:27 AM
How about a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray to get over your hangover?

The shit that passes for British cuisine these days......

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:27 AM
You are delusional.I am not. She's okay, but not hot or desirable. I can list 100 girls that are hotter than her. She had potential in My Girl, but looks like she grew up weird.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:28 AM
How about a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray to get over your hangover?

I used to like you .... :rolleyes:

Why would she want leftovers at a time like this?

Die. Just cause you're miserable .... :(

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:28 AM
I already signed one of Knuckle's MULTIPLE bifday threads.....

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:29 AM
I already signed one of Knuckle's MULTIPLE bifday threads.....

Who asked you?!?!?!?

Morning Mobo .... :action-sm

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:31 AM
Yep, this is great radio ... David babbling about the other interns. Good idea guys.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:31 AM
David knows what makes a career person. And he's going to teach this rag tag group of misfits how to excel.

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:31 AM
I already signed one of Knuckle's MULTIPLE bifday threads.....

Mine's better.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:31 AM
Who asked you?!?!?!?

Morning Mobo .... :action-sm

Hi...I'm glad you're here Danesy....you see, we all met up here today, so that we could talk to you...we know that you had another rough night last night...and you've even admitted that you have a hangover this morning...I think...I think it's time that you went and got some real help.....

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 09:31 AM
love MY DAVID

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:32 AM
David knows what makes a career person. And he's going to teach this rag tag group of misfits how to excel.

Too bad he's 3 days from retirement, and getting too damned old for this shit.

Hudson
03-18-2009, 09:32 AM
I am not. She's okay, but not hot or desirable. I can list 100 girls that are hotter than her. She had potential in My Girl, but looks like she grew up weird.how many are from wrestling or porn?

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:32 AM
Yep, this is great radio ... David babbling about the other interns. Good idea guys.I don't detect a hint of sarcasm and whole heatedly agree. David is the best.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:34 AM
how many are from wrestling or porn?I don't know any girls from wrestling and women in porn don't count because they're not people.

http://www.currentworldnews.net/images/Megan-Fox0.jpg

I'll just throw this out there. Megan Fox. Booya!

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 09:36 AM
Hearing this makes me want to quit my job and be a radio intern. I'd probably get fired for punching Jewy Jewman in the gut though.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 09:36 AM
I don't know any girls from wrestling and women in

WAHHHHHHHHHHT?

CHEAP PLUG http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=91586

Hudson
03-18-2009, 09:37 AM
Stig..you do know there was already a birthday thread for Knuckleup right?

roche
03-18-2009, 09:37 AM
Hearing this makes me want to quit my job and be a radio intern. I'd probably get fired for punching Jewy Jewman in the gut though.

Take a week of vacation. No need to quit your job. ;)

mascan42
03-18-2009, 09:38 AM
http://twitpic.com/img/27nz3-85912c7e4235b996c07700157c16e478.49c0eba6.jpg

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:39 AM
[picture deleted]
Matt the intern

EDIT: Mascan beat me to the post.

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:39 AM
Stig..you do know there was already a birthday thread for Knuckleup right?

Nope. And now, mine will take over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Hudson
03-18-2009, 09:39 AM
I don't know any girls from wrestling and women in porn don't count because they're not people.

http://www.currentworldnews.net/images/Megan-Fox0.jpg

I'll just throw this out there. Megan Fox. Booya!
Is that the chick from Transformers? cause you cannot say she does not have Bucked teeth.

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:40 AM
Die. Just cause you're miserable .... :(

Workin' on it. 8/24/13. :action-sm

mascan42
03-18-2009, 09:40 AM
Nice shot Jimmy. Lots of open space makes for easy Photoshopping.

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 09:40 AM
Take a week of vacation. No need to quit your job. ;)

I think I'd need more than a week to not regret my path in life.

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:40 AM
Is that the chick from Transformers? cause you cannot say she does not have Bucked teeth.

More room for cock.

RobeSoup&Tears
03-18-2009, 09:41 AM
David Hatred Rising.....RISING.....RISING

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:41 AM
Hi...I'm glad you're here Danesy....you see, we all met up here today, so that we could talk to you...we know that you had another rough night last night...and you've even admitted that you have a hangover this morning...I think...I think it's time that you went and got some real help.....

FUCK YOU.... really ... I am fine. :rolleyes:

I don't detect a hint of sarcasm and whole heatedly agree. David is the best.

Agreed. I toooooootally believe you .... :p

Nope. And now, mine will take over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Now he's a birthday thread whore ... does it ever end?

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:42 AM
Little Big Kev isn't taking shit from David.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:42 AM
I can't believe they're talking about the "Paperwork Project" so openly on the air....I thought that was Top Secret....

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:42 AM
Now he's a birthday thread whore ... does it ever end?

I deflecting because I didn't see the first one.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:42 AM
I wish Matt would punch Dave right in the fucking jaw right now ...

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 09:43 AM
Is that the chick from Transformers? cause you cannot say she does not have Bucked teeth.

Horrible nipples too.

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:43 AM
David Hard-on Rising.....RISING.....RISING

Fixed it for you. :action-sm

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:44 AM
Since when is arguing with the boss the best tactic for getting a good score in your review?

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:44 AM
I wish Matt would punch Dave right in the fucking jew right now ...fixed.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:45 AM
FUCK YOU.... really ... I am fine. :rolleyes:

It's not odd to meet this sort of thing with anger, but you just have to understand that we're only doing this for your own good.....We love you, Danesy, and we just want to see you get better.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 09:45 AM
go matt!

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:45 AM
Horrible nipples too.What? I've seen those pics of her with the nipple tape. They look fantastic as far as I can tell.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:46 AM
Matt is playing the Gigantic card.

Hudson
03-18-2009, 09:46 AM
Oh and there are 2 Duplicate threads Stig..so you were beaten by Stillbornstew and SOS

Please Punch David...Please! I would love to hear it happen!!

RobeSoup&Tears
03-18-2009, 09:46 AM
Fixed it for you. :action-sm

:haha7: thanks...needed a chuckle, this ass hat is annoying.

It be great if David got Das Boot.

samurai
03-18-2009, 09:46 AM
Since when is arguing with the boss the best tactic for getting a good score in your review?

If your name is David, and your boss is named Opie, that's when.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:46 AM
go David!
fixed. :action-sm

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:47 AM
Since when is arguing with the boss the best tactic for getting a good score in your review?

You know this isn't a real review.....right, Cokey?

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:48 AM
Since when is arguing with the boss the best tactic for getting a good score in your review?

When Opie thinks it's great radio.

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:49 AM
Oh and there are 2 Duplicate threads Stig..so you were beaten by Stillbornstew and SOS

Please Punch David...Please! I would love to hear it happen!!
They copied me preemptively. HA!:icon_cool

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:49 AM
It's not odd to meet this sort of thing with anger, but you just have to understand that we're only doing this for your own good.....We love you, Danesy, and we just want to see you get better.

Well, don't say "we" cause you seem to be the only one concerned .... and right now, getting better is not in the cards for me ... so take your fake concern and shove it.

:action-sm

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:49 AM
Much like his cup size, Intern Matt gets a D-

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:50 AM
You know this isn't a real review.....right, Cokey?Wait, what? :icon_eek:

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 09:51 AM
What? I've seen those pics of her with the nipple tape. They look fantastic as far as I can tell.

That was tape? Could explain a lot.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:51 AM
Let it be known!

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:52 AM
Well, don't say "we" cause you seem to be the only one concerned .... and right now, getting better is not in the cards for me ... so take your fake concern and shove it.

:action-sm

I say "we" because they all elected me to talk...some of them are, frankly, just too hurt...look, ultimately, this is your decision, but I think you should know that if you refuse this help, I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut all ties with you...I don't want this.....but, I do want you to love yourself as much as we love you......

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:52 AM
That was tape? Could explain a lot.Yes. Please take another look. That's tape.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:52 AM
Wait, what? :icon_eek:

yeah, it's kinda like a cartoon....real, but not.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 09:54 AM
yeah, it's kinda like a cartoon....real, but not.Woah! That's a total mindfuck. Good thing I'm already sitting down for this news. :icon_conf

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:55 AM
I say "we" because they all elected me to talk...some of them are, frankly, just too hurt...look, ultimately, this is your decision, but I think you should know that if you refuse this help, I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut all ties with you...I don't want this.....but, I do want you to love yourself as much as we love you......

Not gonna happen. NONE of you give a shit ... so fuck you. I am NOT going anywhere, nor do I need help.

So if you feel that's necessary then so be it ... don't go with the feeling that you'll be missed .

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:55 AM
yeah, it's kinda like a cartoon....real, but not.

It's like The Watchmen; It's a cartoon, it's real, it's not living up to the expectations...

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:56 AM
Woah! That's a total mindfuck.

Wanna cuddle and share a cigarette?

RobeSoup&Tears
03-18-2009, 09:56 AM
Gard Darn-it.

PLEASE!! Let the twist be that the interns he's reviewin' determin if David gets Fired or not.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:57 AM
Not gonna happen. NONE of you give a shit ... so fuck you. I am NOT going anywhere, nor do I need help.

So if you feel that's necessary then so be it ... don't go with the feeling that you'll be missed .

I'm sorry to hear that....I really am....I was hoping that at least this time it would get through to you that we just want to help....

roche
03-18-2009, 09:58 AM
Gard Darn-it.

PLEASE!! Let the twist be that the interns he's reviewin' determin if David gets Fired or not.

Shouldn't the question be how is he still an intern after his school went out of business?

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:58 AM
It's like The Watchmen; It's a cartoon, it's real, it's not living up to the expectations...

HEY! NO SPOILERS!

I need to change the avatar...it's been there a while....

Stig
03-18-2009, 09:59 AM
Not gonna happen. NONE of you give a shit ... so fuck you. I am NOT going anywhere, nor do I need help.

So if you feel that's necessary then so be it ... don't go with the feeling that you'll be missed .

I give a shit.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 09:59 AM
Paul - please do us all a favor and beat the ever lovin' shit outta Dave ... PLEASE!!!!

RobeSoup&Tears
03-18-2009, 09:59 AM
The ONLY way that voice would sound heavenly.

[High Pitch David Voice]"Wait what!! Why are you removing my hat...wait please....Stop!!...I told you...North is that way" [/High Pitch David Voice]

Mobo
03-18-2009, 09:59 AM
Shouldn't the question be how is he still an intern after his school went out of business?

http://www.nouvelordremondial.cc/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/its-a-conspiracy.jpg

kane
03-18-2009, 10:00 AM
Gard Darn-it.

PLEASE!! Let the twist be that the interns he's reviewin' determin if David gets Fired or not.

That is the ONLY way this bit would be any good. I find myself tuning out when David is on....He's just not interesting to me...

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:00 AM
HEY! NO SPOILERS!

I need to change the avatar...it's been there a while....

I've had this one for while, too. Not sure what to replace it with, though. I kind of like ol' stoned puddinhead.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:01 AM
I'm sorry to hear that....I really am....I was hoping that at least this time it would get through to you that we just want to help....

Not getting through. Sorry. I appreciate your efforts ... this is my miserable existence.

I give a shit.

LIAR, WHORE, LIAR, WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:01 AM
http://www.nouvelordremondial.cc/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/its-a-conspiracy.jpg

Nicely done, sir. :rolleyes:

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:01 AM
I give a shit.

Thank you, Stig! It was very brave of you to speak up just then......

Hudson
03-18-2009, 10:03 AM
Shouldn't the question be how is he still an intern after his school went out of business?
Ohh is you a psychic?
Hmm driven out like "intern" Lily?

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:03 AM
Not getting through. Sorry. I appreciate your efforts ... this is my miserable existence.

excellent choice of words....."miserable".....don't you want to change that? It sounds like you do....listen to the choice of words that you use...Your heart wants it....now you just have to convince yourself...

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:04 AM
LIAR, WHORE, LIAR, WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!

True, true, false, and true.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:04 AM
whip em out Wednesday!!! It should be a national holiday.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:05 AM
Who does Opie think he's kidding? We all know this is ending with some kind of hat made of fecal matter.

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:05 AM
Who does Opie think he's kidding? We all know this is ending with some kind of hat made of fecal matter.

You mean a Yankees hat?

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 10:05 AM
The only way to save this is to have callers evaluate David. Callers destroying David makes me happy.

Hudson
03-18-2009, 10:07 AM
I would love to see them tell David he's fired then all the remaining interns carry him off like the demons in Ghost.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:08 AM
Im so high right now.
hahahahahahahahttp://www.alltogethernow.org/images/marijuana.jpg

samurai
03-18-2009, 10:08 AM
Shouldn't the question be how is he still an intern after his school went out of business?

I hear there's an opening for a reduced pigment intern at Kramerica Industries.

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:09 AM
I would love to see them tell David he's fired then all the remaining interns carry him off like the demons in Ghost.

I'd like to see him carried out like the victims in Dexter.

http://preparednesspro.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/garbage-bags1.jpg

JasonDelaney
03-18-2009, 10:13 AM
fellassss, are you looking to ssspice thingsss up in the bedroom?

English Gent
03-18-2009, 10:13 AM
This godawful advert for "I Love You, Man" makes it sound like the worst piece of shit to ever get slung at a movie screen.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:13 AM
Im so high right now.
hahahahahahahahttp://www.alltogethernow.org/images/marijuana.jpgI didn't believe how high you were until I saw the picture of the pot leaf. Now I realize how wasted you are. Too cool, man. Too cool.

Hudson
03-18-2009, 10:15 AM
or down the hall, screaming that he is essential to the effort!

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:15 AM
This godawful advert for "I Love You, Man" makes it sound like the worst piece of shit to ever get slung at a movie screen.That normally funny fuck, Paul Rudd went on Daily Show and showed a clip. It looked terrible by the :30 second clip they played.

krisko
03-18-2009, 10:16 AM
hello

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:16 AM
Wendy's serves breakfast? When the hell did this happen?

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:17 AM
I didn't believe how high you were until I saw the picture of the pot leaf. Now I realize how wasted you are. Too cool, man. Too cool.

theatre of the mindless.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:17 AM
excellent choice of words....."miserable".....don't you want to change that? It sounds like you do....listen to the choice of words that you use...Your heart wants it....now you just have to convince yourself...

Nope. I cannot change it ... it's what it is. I am just destined to be miserable. I have tried, it's never going to change.

Thanks though .... :rolleyes:

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:17 AM
hello

hewwo.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:18 AM
helloMorning.

http://twitpic.com/img/27opa-7fb59a1b60eb880789bbb75d6909cac0.49c0f4fa.jpg
twitter.com/heatherheight

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:18 AM
Wendy's serves breakfast? When the hell did this happen?

A while ago. I have never had it. But I know it's been going on for a while.

theatre of the mindless.

:icon_lol:

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:18 AM
Wendy's serves breakfast? When the hell did this happen?

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/2865/wendysdt2.png

Sic 'em.

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:19 AM
Nope. I cannot change it ... it's what it is. I am just destined to be miserable. I have tried, it's never going to change.

Thanks though .... :rolleyes:

Have you considered Scientology?
http://www.scs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/travolta.jpg

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:20 AM
Have you considered Scientology?
http://www.scs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/travolta.jpg

Actually, no. Somehow I don't think joining a cult will help ...

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:20 AM
Nope. I cannot change it ... it's what it is. I am just destined to be miserable. I have tried, it's never going to change.

Thanks though .... :rolleyes:

well, in that case, go fuck yourself.

Nobody can say that I didn't try....

English Gent
03-18-2009, 10:21 AM
This guy's doing a wacky announcement on the plane? Hey, go figure.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:21 AM
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/2865/wendysdt2.png

Sic 'em.Who are they targeting with a breakfast wrap, Mexican day workers? :action-sm

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:21 AM
Actually, no. Somehow I don't think joining a cult will help ...

I'm here....cheer the fuck up, Last Call.

KNUCKLEUP
03-18-2009, 10:22 AM
Done and done!

BIRF Knuckle .... :)
I already signed one of Knuckle's MULTIPLE bifday threads.....

ty :gh:

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:22 AM
"and lastly, thank you for flying Stereotype Air."

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:23 AM
I would be very unhappy if this were my flight

Morning

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:23 AM
I'm here....cheer the fuck up, Last Call.

Go fuck yourself asswipe .... :action-sm

Oh and good morning.

kane
03-18-2009, 10:23 AM
I think I'd be gettin' off this plane.....

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:23 AM
Jimmy's rap ruled

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:23 AM
Wendy's has great breakfast items, I love the maple frescuit sammich.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:24 AM
That was a FLY rap.

RobeSoup&Tears
03-18-2009, 10:24 AM
and you KNOW this isn't the first time he's done this.

and You know the flight was late.

Cherry Pie
03-18-2009, 10:25 AM
black guy?

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:25 AM
That guy was actually the plane's black box.

samurai
03-18-2009, 10:25 AM
theatre of the mindless.

Now you've done it! When you least expect it, you're going to get fragged.






Or airbrushed.

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 10:25 AM
What rhymes with moon cricket?

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:25 AM
Actually, no. Somehow I don't think joining a cult will help ...

Strictly speaking, you mean another cult. Besides this one.

English Gent
03-18-2009, 10:26 AM
"We fly you wherever for a low figure, the downside is, you get flown by a......."

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 10:26 AM
hahahahaha, "we gotta bar rabies...."

this fucking rules

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:26 AM
and you KNOW this isn't the first time he's done this.

and You know the flight was late.

And you KNOW THIS..........MAAAAAAAAAAN!

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/thoo-fridaynext.JPG

kane
03-18-2009, 10:26 AM
That guy was actually the plane's black box.

lol, I almost had a spit take on that one.

KNUCKLEUP
03-18-2009, 10:27 AM
i'm not catching all the implicit racism.

Awful Me
03-18-2009, 10:27 AM
On this airline we are fickle as hell....

KNUCKLEUP
03-18-2009, 10:27 AM
What rhymes with moon cricket?

water spicket?? "whaa"

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:28 AM
lol, I almost had a spit take on that one.

Thank you, I'm under-appreciated. :icon_cry:

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 10:28 AM
i'm not catching all the implicit racism.

I'll try to catch you up birfdee girl

Hudson
03-18-2009, 10:28 AM
There was a guy on one of those video shows who was doing skits with his announcements ugh!

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:29 AM
and you KNOW this isn't the first time he's done this.

and You know the flight was late.

And you know shit was missing from your luggage :action-sm

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:29 AM
Thank you, I'm really not that funny though. :icon_cry:

Fixed.

:action-sm

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:29 AM
What kind of shitdick stays on hold for an hour? If they don't go to me before the next break, I hang up.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:30 AM
We can't control the XY axis...let's keep the Z axis to those with the training.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:31 AM
Fixed.

:action-sm

I know LCD...it's the booze talking, not you. We all know you're a sweet, sweet girl underneath all that alcohol.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:31 AM
People can't drive the cars that stay on the ground.

samurai
03-18-2009, 10:31 AM
Flying cars can happen.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/images/episodes/episodearchive_090401.jpg

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:32 AM
If you have to take leak, there's the loo, your flight has been taken by a jig....

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:33 AM
I know LCD...it's the booze talking, not you. We all know you're a sweet, sweet girl underneath all that alcohol.

No, I'm really not. Ask anyone who knows me ... I'm actually a bitch. But thanks for tryin' .... :rolleyes:

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:33 AM
We can't control the XY axis...let's keep the Z axis to those with the training.

People can't drive the cars that stay on the ground.

Stupid drafters with their fancy technical talk.....

roche
03-18-2009, 10:33 AM
Flying cars can happen.



http://www.automopedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/delorean.jpg

Yep :icon_mrgr

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:34 AM
No, I'm really not. Ask anyone who knows me ... I'm actually a bitch. But thanks for tryin' .... :rolleyes:

MMD is my source, he's credible!

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:34 AM
No, I'm really not. Ask anyone who knows me ... I'm actually a bitch. But thanks for tryin' .... :rolleyes:

Don't be so hard on yourself. ALL women are bitches. :action-sm

krisko
03-18-2009, 10:34 AM
If you have to take leak, there's the loo, your flight has been taken by a jig....

where are you?


This is a fun flight, it's time to boogie, even though your flight's being run by a...

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:35 AM
Stupid drafters with their fancy technical talk.....

haha, Mobo lacks the knack.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 10:35 AM
http://www.nostalgiaholic.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/whitefro1.jpg

Sam's brother?

RobeSoup&Tears
03-18-2009, 10:35 AM
And you know shit was missing from your luggage :action-sm

Unless the passengers are the same...then the luggage would consist of inside out Stop & Shop Plastic bags wrapped with maskin tape labeled Gucci with a Sharpie. :icon_wink

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:36 AM
MMD is my source, he's credible!

:icon_lol:

Now THAT's funny ....

Don't be so hard on yourself. ALL women are bitches. :action-sm

Point Stig. :p

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:36 AM
Stupid drafters with their fancy technical talk.....

Yeah. Faggots!

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:37 AM
Welcome aboard, I hope you're doing fine. The whole flight crew is a pack of...

English Gent
03-18-2009, 10:37 AM
Get used to that chicken soup, man. You're going to be drinking a lot of it in a few years' time.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:37 AM
haha, Mobo lacks the knack.

And Heeler is the hackiest hack!

oh, wait, are we still rapping?

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 10:38 AM
hahaha, it looked like whack-a-mole on the other side of the stall

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:38 AM
I didn't believe how high you were until I saw the picture of the pot leaf. Now I realize how wasted you are. Too cool, man. Too cool.

hahahaha, I know. I love work today!!!

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:38 AM
where are you?


This is a fun flight, it's time to boogie, even though your flight's being run by a...

Welcome to da plane, we wish it was bigger, I be yo' pilot, a plane-flyin'...

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:38 AM
There were a bunch of young girls at the show and Sam was one of them.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:38 AM
Yeah. Faggots!

I view wackbag.com in paperspace.

:icon_cool

RobeSoup&Tears
03-18-2009, 10:39 AM
Any WNEW old schoolers remember Gay Marco?

He's the guy that had to go down on a girl for InSync tickets.

What ever happed to him?

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:39 AM
haha, Mobo lacks the knack.

I wanna smack a hack who lacks the knack, Jack.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:40 AM
"He said 'faggot'."

So? who gives a fuck?

KNUCKLEUP
03-18-2009, 10:40 AM
blacks hate gays.

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:40 AM
I view wackbag.com in paperspace.

:icon_cool

I prefer modelspace.

Point, counterpoint.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:40 AM
I wanna smack a hack who lacks the knack, Jack.

oh snap! (it works phonetically)

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:41 AM
I prefer modelspace.

Point, counterpoint.

Mobo doesn't know about Ortho lock, what a faggot.

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:41 AM
blacks hate everyone.

Fixed. :action-sm

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:42 AM
Mobo doesn't know about Ortho lock, what a faggot.

He's probably not even in UCS world view. Pffft!

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:42 AM
Any WNEW old schoolers remember Gay Marco?

He's the guy that had to go down on a girl for InSync tickets.

What ever happed to him?

He was very badly ***** you see

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:42 AM
Sam is fucking lying. I work near the train station ... there are NO bad areas for within blocks of here. There's Seton Hall Law school nearby, the federal buildings ...

Lying sack of shit.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:42 AM
But I hate blacks more than blacks hate me.

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:43 AM
Sam is fucking lying. I work near the train station ... there are NO bad areas for within blocks of here. There's Seton Hall Law school nearby, the federal buildings ...

Lying sack of shit.

Seton Hall's scary, never know when those rich kids are gonna be drunk and rowdy

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:43 AM
blacks hate gays.Just because they're scared the gays will pull the cock out of their pants and start sucking that big black dick like there's no tomorrow.

Which I assume they're correct. But it's still homophobic.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:43 AM
How come our cops report it as a "Hate Crime?"

OUr White Boys cant hit a black, but a black can hit us?

dumb negro rules

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 10:43 AM
Any WNEW old schoolers remember Gay Marco?

He's the guy that had to go down on a girl for InSync tickets.

What ever happed to him?
If I had to take a guess...I'd just look at your name:icon_wink

There is no such thing as a hate-crime against white people.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:43 AM
Fucking marines...

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 10:44 AM
Seton Hall's scary, never know when those rich kids are gonna be drunk and rowdy

sure as shit won't be after a basketball victory...

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:45 AM
Fucking marines...

:icon_lol:

This will NEVER get old for me.

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:45 AM
Sam is fucking lying. I work near the train station ... there are NO bad areas for within blocks of here. There's Seton Hall Law school nearby, the federal buildings ...

Lying sack of shit.

New Jersey IS a bad area.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 10:45 AM
Fucking marines...

http://www.militarybadboys.com/index2.html/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/009.jpg

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

RobeSoup&Tears
03-18-2009, 10:45 AM
Haha....a Twitter Pal of mine wrote:

Can someone please get President Obama public speaking lessons so he can stop screwing up with teleprompters?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article5931422.ece

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:46 AM
sure as shit won't be after a basketball victory...

Circa 1988 that place was a near riot

Miss PJ Carlissemo

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:46 AM
sure as shit won't be after a basketball victory...

It's only the law school. The actual campus is in South Orange I believe ...

The area I work in is the ONLY nice part of Newark, it's the ironbound section. There are amazing restaurants ... not bad at all.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:46 AM
Oh great. Someone throw a fucking shoe at david!

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:46 AM
He's probably not even in UCS world view. Pffft!

Mobo starts his drawing over if he screws up, he doesn't know about Undo. What a dickhead.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:46 AM
Fucking marines...Is what you'd rather be doing.

Oh, sorry. I just finished your thought, there.

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 10:47 AM
Sam is fucking lying. I work near the train station ... there are NO bad areas for within blocks of here. There's Seton Hall Law school nearby, the federal buildings ...

Lying sack of shit.

Newark isn't even in my top 10 list of dangerous cities. Sam's probably never been to Detroit.

English Gent
03-18-2009, 10:47 AM
Marines fucking each other...

Fixed for accuracy.

Redding
03-18-2009, 10:47 AM
Hey folks, Bravo to whoever started the listening thread today...finally a thread title that actually has something to do with the show.

Hudson
03-18-2009, 10:47 AM
Sam is fucking lying. I work near the train station ... there are NO bad areas for within blocks of here. There's Seton Hall Law school nearby, the federal buildings ...

Lying sack of shit.You are kidding! you ever walk from the Broadstreet Station to Penn Station at night? Pretty fucking scary.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:47 AM
http://www.militarybadboys.com/index2.html/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/009.jpg

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:Yeah, that looks way gayer than kissing.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:48 AM
There are amazing restaurants ... not bad at all.

Are they smoke-free? I demand an answer ****** lungs!

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:48 AM
Is what you'd rather be doing.

Oh, sorry. I just finished your thought, there.

Et tu Coke'?

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 10:49 AM
Hey folks, Bravo to whoever started the listening thread today...finally a thread title that actually has something to do with the show.

a thread about the show...with a title that has to do with the show? This really is a fucked up day

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:49 AM
Hey folks, Bravo to whoever started the listening thread today...finally a thread title that actually has something to do with the show.
You're welcome.

It was either a memorable title to use when searching the WB archives or a name like "Stomp A Retarded Turtle To Death Wednesday".

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:50 AM
Are they smoke-free? I demand an answer ****** lungs!

If you must know asswipe ... all of NJ is smoke free.

:mad4:

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:50 AM
Fucking marines...

No man's behind left...um...behind!

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:51 AM
Fucking marines...

yeah, remember when I have to protect your sorry ass because some Iraqians want to kill your ass, Ill just have to remember your dumb commments.

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:51 AM
If you must know asswipe ... all of NJ is awful.

:mad4:

That'll work better thank you

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:51 AM
Yeah, that looks way gayer than kissing.

Or hotter.


No homo.

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:51 AM
yeah, remember when I have to protect your sorry ass because some Iraqians want to kill your ass, Ill just have to remember your dumb commments.

:killme:

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:52 AM
Mobo doesn't know about Ortho lock, what a faggot.

He's probably not even in UCS world view. Pffft!

Mobo starts his drawing over if he screws up, he doesn't know about Undo. What a dickhead.

Hey, what're you guys talking about? I don't understand!

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:52 AM
That'll work better thank you

Yea, cause Philly's fucking awesome. Let me know when they decide to stop executing cops down there, then I might come visit.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:52 AM
yeah, remember when I have to protect your sorry ass because some Iraqians want to kill your ass, Ill just have to remember your dumb commments.

I don't want you near my ass, actually. And why are Iraqis going to be in Kentucky? Bourbon?

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:53 AM
http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/opieradio/WQFiJfbirfpR4rDtlELmt1VOD8GMFd5vvXn7DJmjbg9yC4eBCt 4Jd8ZyQtUB/IMG00126-20090318-0839.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
twitter.com/opieradio

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:53 AM
Oh my god, im laughing my ass off. Stupid weed!! hahahahahahaha

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 10:54 AM
Yea, cause Philly's fucking awesome. Let me know when they decide to stop executing cops down there, then I might come visit.

I live in DC :action-sm

DocSavage
03-18-2009, 10:54 AM
..what..what...outniger' canoe?

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:54 AM
If you must know asswipe ... all of NJ is smoke free.

:mad4:

They're starting to make the top 3 counties in KY smoke-free, it's awesome.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:54 AM
I don't want you near my ass, actually. And why are Iraqis going to be in Kentucky? Bourbon?

idk man, they just might fly over in their little toyota trucks, you know man?

KNUCKLEUP
03-18-2009, 10:54 AM
"outrigger canoe..." :haha7:

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 10:55 AM
I live in DC :action-sm

You're the white guy?

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:55 AM
I'm such a dumb ass: I want a glass of water while the show is on, but then forget about it when the commercials start.

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:55 AM
yeah, remember when I have to protect your sorry ass because some Iraqians want to kill your ass, Ill just have to remember your dumb commments.

You work in a school, monitoring what children look at on the internet, you lying sack of cunt. Enough with the Marines bullshit!

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:55 AM
They're starting to make the top 3 counties in KY smoke-free, it's awesome.

WTF??? is that legal? What about Simpson County? Thats where Im from.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:56 AM
Oh my god, im laughing my ass off. Stupid weed!! hahahahahahaha

You honor your fallen brothers with pride, Sir. Maybe if you were just a little bit faster...

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:56 AM
You work in a school, monitoring what children look at on the internet, you lying sack of cunt. Enough with the Marines bullshit!

Hey, shove it up your ass, fucking pussy lips.

Capt'n Obvious
03-18-2009, 10:56 AM
who was the chick on jay leno with lil jimmy?

Pearce
03-18-2009, 10:56 AM
They're starting to make the top 3 counties in KY smoke-free, it's awesome.

Yeah, fuck smokers! I can't wait till they do the same with alcohol. And food. And everything else, because if there's one thing I hate, it's having freedoms. We need to get rid of that shit.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:56 AM
Oh my god, im laughing my ass off. Stupid weed!! hahahahahahahaAre you really high? Because you didn't post a picture of a pot leaf, so I don't know.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:56 AM
Dude, this music reminds me of porn. hahahahaha

Pearce
03-18-2009, 10:57 AM
You work in a school, monitoring what children look at on the internet, you lying sack of cunt. Enough with the Marines bullshit!

You don't get it. He's hardcore.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:57 AM
You honor your fallen brothers with pride, Sir. Maybe if you were just a little bit faster...

or a lower bit slower in your girls fucking vag, small cocker!!!

Danesy
03-18-2009, 10:57 AM
You work in a school, monitoring what children look at on the internet, you lying sack of cunt. Enough with the Marines bullshit!

Finally someone said it!!!!

You honor your fallen brothers with pride, Sir. Maybe if you were just a little bit faster...

:icon_eek:

Awesome.

Hey, shove it up your ass, fucking pussy lips.

DO NOT speak to Stig that way ... only I can.

who was the chick on jay leno with lil jimmy?

Julia Louis Dreyfus.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:58 AM
WTF??? is that legal? What about Simpson County? Thats where Im from.

Not that I know of and yes it's perfectly legal...smoking is not a right, it's a nuisance.

Redding
03-18-2009, 10:58 AM
I am annoyed by the "i love you man" commercials.....enough with dude von dudenstein and the hey now

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:58 AM
Yeah, fuck smokers! I can't wait till they do the same with alcohol. And food. And everything else, because if there's one thing I hate, it's having freedoms. We need to get rid of that shit.

Yeah! They need to ban everything that I don't do! Because they'll never do it to meeeeeee!!!!

Mobo
03-18-2009, 10:58 AM
I'm such a dumb ass: I want a glass of water while the show is on, but then forget about it when the commercials start.

Getcha one'a deese.....

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/861/90023705.JPG

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:58 AM
You don't get it. He's hardcore.

No i dont get it. Wtf are you talking about?

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 10:58 AM
who was the chick on jay leno with lil jimmy?Elaine Benis

English Gent
03-18-2009, 10:58 AM
Hey, shove it up your ass, fucking pussy lips.

You gonna take that pwnage, Stig?

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:59 AM
Hey, shove it up your ass, fucking pussy lips.

The only ass and pussy lips you'll ever see.

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 10:59 AM
Not that I know of and yes it's perfectly legal...smoking is not a right, it's a nuisance.

Whatev, Blue. Your not a smoker, you dont know how bad we're fucked. ;)

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 10:59 AM
Yeah, fuck smokers! I can't wait till they do the same with alcohol. And food. And everything else, because if there's one thing I hate, it's having freedoms. We need to get rid of that shit.

You don't get it, I'm hardcore.

roche
03-18-2009, 10:59 AM
http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/opieradio/WQFiJfbirfpR4rDtlELmt1VOD8GMFd5vvXn7DJmjbg9yC4eBCt 4Jd8ZyQtUB/IMG00126-20090318-0839.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
twitter.com/opieradio

When did BAM become an intern?

Stig
03-18-2009, 10:59 AM
You gonna take that pwnage, Stig?

He's a formidable adverszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:00 AM
Getcha one'a deese.....

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/861/90023705.JPGThat would rule. I guess there's a bit of a learning curve to drinking water in the form of large bubbles; but I'm willing to try.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 11:00 AM
Not that I know of and yes it's perfectly legal...smoking is not a right, it's a nuisance.

Well .... using that logic ... you're a nuisance.

So ..... :action-sm

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:00 AM
Hey, shove it up your ass, fucking pussy lips.

I'm just giggling at the visual of ass-fucking pussy lips....I mean, how do they get hard enough?

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:00 AM
Whatev, Blue. Your not a smoker, you dont know how bad we're fucked in the ass. ;)

Enough about the Marines!

English Gent
03-18-2009, 11:00 AM
who was the chick on jay leno with lil jimmy?

Jay Daley. Pics here:

http://www.jaydaley.com/gallery1 (http://www.meatspin.com)

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:00 AM
Alice in Chains. Overrated crap.

DocSavage
03-18-2009, 11:01 AM
Who can spot the exxxtreme over-the-top poster? Anyone...anyone?

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 11:01 AM
I am annoyed by the "i love you man" commercials.....enough with dude von dudenstein and the hey now

They're even running this on Slacker like crazy. I think Paul Rudd is hilarious but getting over exposed

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 11:01 AM
The only ass and pussy lips you'll ever see.

What you, or your wife's? That was cute little pussy. You should try it sometime. She's not satisfied between your tiny two inch cock. Thats why she cums to me. hahahaha:action-sm

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 11:01 AM
They're starting to make the top 3 counties in KY smoke-free, it's awesome.

Its just a ploy to hide the incest ban behind something people there might actually support.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:02 AM
Who can spot the exxxtreme over-the-top poster? Anyone...anyone?

Leave Stig alone, he's almost to 50k.

Ugly Bass Playa
03-18-2009, 11:02 AM
David!

Danesy
03-18-2009, 11:03 AM
All day long Intern David = awful radio.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:03 AM
Its just a ploy to hide the incest ban behind something people there might actually support.

That's probably true. Driving through Covington once proves that incest occurs frequently.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:03 AM
hahahahah, "Not a good way to sell the replay, Ope..."

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 11:03 AM
Enough about the Marines!

You know, Im sorry you got buttfucked in Boot Camp, and then you quit. You were just so small, and bitchy, it was amazing, from what I heard. The one who "popped your cherry" was a 6 foot five drill seargant, and the one with his cock in your mouth was a dirty mexican!!!

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 11:04 AM
All day long Intern David = awful radio.

x999999

Capt'n Obvious
03-18-2009, 11:04 AM
thanks

krisko
03-18-2009, 11:04 AM
They're starting to make the top 3 counties in KY smoke-free, it's awesome.
hahahah....top 3 counties in KY hahahahhaha
who was the chick on jay leno with lil jimmy?
New Christine

krisko
03-18-2009, 11:05 AM
You know, Im sorry you got buttfucked in Boot Camp, and then you quit. You were just so small, and bitchy, it was amazing, from what I heard. The one who "popped your cherry" was a 6 foot five drill seargant, and the one with his cock in your mouth was a dirty mexican!!!

Wow...you've heard the stories of Private Blue Heeler from Kentucky too? :rolleyes:

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 11:05 AM
"What me to lick 'em for ya?"

That's what Blue heeler's girl said last night, when she saw how big my testicles are!!

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:06 AM
With Matt bent over, the listener can only wonder how much ass crack is showing.

DocSavage
03-18-2009, 11:06 AM
Leave Stig alone, he's almost to 50k.


HEY! Today could be the day! :crazyhappy:

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:06 AM
hahahah....top 3 counties in KY hahahahhaha

It's like the prettiest waitress at Denny's.

The funniest part is that there are 2 counties in the list of the top 3 counties in KY.

Ugly Bass Playa
03-18-2009, 11:06 AM
"What me to lick 'em for ya?"

That's what Blue heeler's girl said last night, when she saw how big my testicles are!!


lol

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:06 AM
What you, or your wife's? That was cute little pussy. You should try it sometime. She's not satisfied between your tiny two inch cock. Thats why she cums to me. hahahaha:action-sm

See? It's right back to the implied "I fucked your wife" bit. You do it every time. You've got nothing. You add nothing. You will never rise above Abused Noob status.

And if you ever saw my wife...well...let's just say that when pretend to have fucked her, the joke's on you. Seriously.

And on the 0.00000000000000000001% chance that you did - you can keep her.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:06 AM
he most certainly is "Tardy"

http://www.freewebs.com/ticoba/Tardy%20the%20Turtle.jpg

TJLamb0518
03-18-2009, 11:07 AM
Intern David needs a serious bitch slapping

Ugly Bass Playa
03-18-2009, 11:07 AM
"Nice n Clean fo ya, boss?"

killermonkeys
03-18-2009, 11:07 AM
It's like the prettiest waitress at Denny's.

The funniest part is that there are 2 counties in the list of the top 3 counties in KY.

They smoke too much Crystal Meth.

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:08 AM
"What me to lick 'em for ya?"

That's what Blue heeler's girl said last night, when she saw how big my testicles are!!

OH, NOOOOO! He got your girl too, Heeler! Whatever shall we DOOOOOO??? :icon_eek:

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 11:08 AM
New Christine

I thought she was Old Christine, just with new adventures "whaa"

krisko
03-18-2009, 11:08 AM
lol

"Nice n Clean fo ya, boss?"

This guy's got charisma

Pearce
03-18-2009, 11:08 AM
See? It's right back to the implied "I fucked your wife" bit. You do it every time. You've got nothing. You add nothing. You will never rise above Abused Noob status.

And if you ever saw my wife...well...let's just say that when pretend to have fucked her, the joke's on you. Seriously.

And on the 0.00000000000000000001% chance that you did - you can keep her.

:haha7:

I love when it gets to the point where you don't even try to keep the bit going, you just tell the truth.

Ugly Bass Playa
03-18-2009, 11:09 AM
oh god....david

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 11:09 AM
The funniest part is that there are 2 counties in the list of the top 3 counties in KY.

And one of those is in Wyoming.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:09 AM
You know, Im sorry you got buttfucked in Boot Camp, and then you quit. You were just so small, and bitchy, it was amazing, from what I heard. The one who "popped your cherry" was a 6 foot five drill seargant, and the one with his cock in your mouth was a dirty mexican!!!

Seriously, I thought my past was secret, you really are a super admin from a school in Philly! Semper Bi!

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:09 AM
OH, NOOOOO! He got your girl too, Heeler! Whatever shall we DOOOOOO??? :icon_eek:

I think mine got violated at one point, too....this guy is quite the player.

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 11:10 AM
Ya know, we've been good listeners lately. Why does Opie insist on punishing us with David?

Off to 144

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:10 AM
See? It's right back to the implied "I fucked your wife" bit. You do it every time. You've got nothing. You add nothing. You will never rise above Abused Noob status.

And if you ever saw my wife...well...let's just say that when pretend to have fucked her, the joke's on you. Seriously.

And on the 0.00000000000000000001% chance that you did - you can keep her.

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:10 AM
:haha7:

I love when it gets to the point where you don't even try to keep the bit going, you just tell the truth.

It was time to pull back the curtain. On the other hand, I hear he tagged Heeler's chick last night.
This kid's got some serious frequent flyer miles!

Danesy
03-18-2009, 11:11 AM
See? It's right back to the implied "I fucked your wife" bit. You do it every time. You've got nothing. You add nothing. You will never rise above Abused Noob status.

And if you ever saw my wife...well...let's just say that when pretend to have fucked her, the joke's on you. Seriously.

And on the 0.00000000000000000001% chance that you did - you can keep her.

This is why Stig fucking rules.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:12 AM
See? It's right back to the implied "I fucked your wife" bit. You do it every time. You've got nothing. You add nothing. You will never rise above Abused Noob status.

And if you ever saw my wife...well...let's just say that when pretend to have fucked her, the joke's on you. Seriously.

And on the 0.00000000000000000001% chance that you did - you can keep her.http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/unicorn.jpg

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 11:12 AM
Hmmm, awfully quiet in here now, sounds like someone got put in timeout

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:12 AM
It was time to pull back the curtain. On the other hand, I hear he tagged Heeler's chick last night.
This kid's got some serious frequent flyer miles!

I need to stop playing Team Fortress 2 with headphones on...the buggery that goes on behind my back!

Danesy
03-18-2009, 11:13 AM
Opie ... why? As much as you want to believe it's not ... this is AWFUL radio.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:13 AM
OH, NOOOOO! He got your girl too, Heeler! Whatever shall we DOOOOOO??? :icon_eek:

sit back and watch Roche do what he does...

:banned1:

krisko
03-18-2009, 11:13 AM
I thought she was Old Christine, just with new adventures "whaa"

You're right, she's Old Christine. Then there's New Christine, to whom Old Christine's ex-husband, Richard, is engaged.

roche
03-18-2009, 11:13 AM
Hmmm, awfully quiet in here now, sounds like someone got put in timeout

A permanent timeout :icon_mrgr

jimm
03-18-2009, 11:13 AM
I know i might be in the minorty here,but i fkn hate intern david he is not funny.When he is on the air i have to turn off the channel let me know when its over.I disagree with op intern david is not radio gold sorry.

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:13 AM
I need to stop playing Team Fortress 2 with headphones on...the buggery that goes on behind my back!

Isn't that pretty much the definition of Buggery?

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:14 AM
David is being too hard on himself. A+ in my opinion.

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 11:14 AM
You're right, she's Old Christine. Then there's New Christine, to whom Old Christine's ex-husband, Richard, is engaged.

That dick!

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:14 AM
I need to stop playing Team Fortress 2 with headphones on...the buggery that goes on behind my back!
worst. visual. ever.

I just got a mental picture of Heeler bent over an ottoman playing video games w/ a headset on while his wife attacks his dumper with a strap-on

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:14 AM
Hmmm, awfully quiet in here now, sounds like someone got put in timeout

Yeah, but it's a Marine-style time out....where you have to hover over the tip of a dildo, but NO PENETRATION!

It's worse than Chinese water torture....when it's over, YOU WANT IT SOOOOO BAD!

krisko
03-18-2009, 11:14 AM
hahahah...can't wait to listen to Ron and Fez

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:14 AM
A permanent timeout :icon_mrgr

:usa:

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:14 AM
Now I'm off to go doo-doo. Hope I don't miss anything good.

DocSavage
03-18-2009, 11:14 AM
sit back and watch roche do what he does...

:banned1:

Vrrrry nice.

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 11:15 AM
I know i might be in the minorty here,but i fkn hate intern david he is not funny.When he is on the air i have to turn off the channel let me know when its over.I disagree with op intern david is not radio gold sorry.

You are most definitely not alone :action-sm

TJLamb0518
03-18-2009, 11:15 AM
Opie ... why? As much as you want to believe it's not ... this is AWFUL radio.


...and we're still listening. THAT'S the genius of Opie. The same genius that brought of Kevin from Sloatsburg for years and Tippy Tom and Twitchels and now David. He knows it sucks....and he knows we listen.



David, however.......how can a man be so pompous and yet so clueless. He is the dancing monkey on the show and this microcephalic doesn;t even realize it.

Bluestreak
03-18-2009, 11:15 AM
David should get locked out tomorrow, just like CSB locked him out.
Fuck, Opie loves making people uncomfortable, and this ain't it anymore. It's not uncomfortable... this really angers me that he gets this much airtime.

However, I keep listening to the show because I'm waiting for the gunshot.

VilleDick
03-18-2009, 11:15 AM
:usa:

Haha, first ever appropriate use of that smiley :D

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:16 AM
worst. visual. ever.

I just got a mental picture of Heeler bent over an ottoman playing video games w/ a headset on while his wife attacks his dumper with a strap-on

mmmmm, dual core

and the strap-on is black

KNUCKLEUP
03-18-2009, 11:16 AM
this kid is an idiot.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:16 AM
I know i might be in the minorty here,but i fkn hate intern david he is not funny.When he is on the air i have to turn off the channel let me know when its over.I disagree with op intern david is not radio gold sorry.Jimm...you are not in the minority on that opinion. At least in here.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:18 AM
mmmmm, dual core

and the strap-on is black

they come colors other than black? "whaa"

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:18 AM
So since killermonkeys was banned, does that mean it bans Mobo's real account too?

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:18 AM
:usa:I'd like to change two of these yellow emoticons to black and the other Hispanic. That way we can create the illusion of a diverse history.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:18 AM
I know i might be in the minorty here,but i fkn hate intern david he is not funny.When he is on the air i have to turn off the channel let me know when its over.I disagree with op intern david is not radio gold sorry.

We all pretty much feel the same way, just with more punctuation.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:19 AM
they come colors other than black? "whaa"

You didn't see Heather Height's twitter did you? wait, that sounds hot...

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:19 AM
my office is HARDCORE!

This is about the third time that they've sent out this e-mail:

Reminder: Safety Tips Regarding Coyotes


With sightings of coyotes in the CUNA Mutual and Centreport area, many people are unsure of the behavior and safety factor involving these "wild" animals.

Coyotes are found in many areas of Tarrant County. They are a native species and a critical component of the ecosystem. While far from domesticated, coyotes show little fear of humans and have become comfortable living in close proximity to our communities. Although they tend to do most of their hunting after dusk, the so-called ‘prairie wolf” can be active at any time.

Under normal circumstance, a coyote is not a danger to humans. They are, however, territorial and will respond aggressively if they or their family are threatened. It is also worth noting that it is hard for a coyote to pass up a free meal or, as the case may be, a defenseless pet. This applies even if it requires leaping fences (as high as 6 feet) or overcoming other obstacles for the opportunity.

To date, there is limited data on coyote incidents in Tarrant County. Nevertheless, caution is always warranted. With that in mind, experts recommend the following steps:

· Coyotes are most active dusk to dawn.

· Bring along pepper spray or a stick in case a coyote gets aggressive. Screaming or yelling and waving arms sometimes won't work on coyotes that have lost their fear of humans.

· Store trash in covered, heavy-duty containers.

· If you encounter a coyote that behaves aggressively, you have probably gotten too close to its prey or its family. Try to scare the coyote by yelling and waving your arms. Throw rocks, sticks or other objects. Do not turn away and run.

· Do not feed coyotes. Doing so can make them less afraid of humans and potentially more dangerous.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:19 AM
I'd like to change two of these yellow emoticons to black and the other Hispanic. That way we can create the illusion of a diverse history.

:haha7:
:jump

Give yourself an erock sir!

Danesy
03-18-2009, 11:21 AM
So since killermonkeys was banned, does that mean it bans Mobo's real account too?

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

I was wondering the same thing ....

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:21 AM
The suspense is killing me. I think it has a lot to do with dramatic music and quick cuts.

LilJimmyRbinson
03-18-2009, 11:22 AM
Intern Jill - hot or not?

I'm not an intern and I want to punch David. He's such an asshole.

death head moth
03-18-2009, 11:22 AM
I know i might be in the minorty here,but i fkn hate intern david he is not funny.When he is on the air i have to turn off the channel let me know when its over.I disagree with op intern david is not radio gold sorry.

its easy radio. Just turn it over to david

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:22 AM
So since killermonkeys was banned, does that mean it bans Mobo's real account too?:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

You didn't see Heather Height's twitter did you? wait, that sounds hot...I'd willingly take a gander at Heather's twitter :p


haha, Jill was getting deep-dicked last night

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:22 AM
:haha7:
:jump

Give yourself an erock sir!Oooo!

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:23 AM
Intern Jill - hot or not?I believe so. There was a picture of her in a listening thread several weeks ago

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:23 AM
Intern Jill - hot or not?

I'm not an intern and I want to punch David. He's such an asshole.She's hot.

TJLamb0518
03-18-2009, 11:23 AM
Wonder how long it will take killermonkeys to try for a new screen name?

LilJimmyRbinson
03-18-2009, 11:24 AM
I believe so. There was a picture of her in a listening thread several weeks ago

Several weeks ago, damn.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:24 AM
So since killermonkeys was banned, does that mean it bans Mobo's real account too?

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

I was wondering the same thing ....

No, it doesn't....that's why I banged your wife's pussy cunt, ass cock! I'll remember this when The Iraqistanians come over here to bang your wife right in her vagina hole! HOO-AH!

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:24 AM
Wonder how long it will take killermonkeys to try for a new screen name?

Who?

Bluestreak
03-18-2009, 11:26 AM
This uppity jew should be fired -- out of a cannon.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:26 AM
No, it doesn't....that's why I banged your wife's pussy cunt, ass cock! I'll remember this when The Iraqistanians come over here to bang your wife right in her vagina hole! HOO-AH!

:haha7:
:secretagent:

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:26 AM
This uppity jew should be fired -- out of a cannon.

and directly into a wheat thresher

roche
03-18-2009, 11:26 AM
Intern Matt rocks

TJLamb0518
03-18-2009, 11:26 AM
Who?


http://img48.exs.cx/img48/6033/owl.jpg

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:27 AM
:haha7:
:secretagent:

Sorry for typing that.....I'm just so high....

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/pot-leaf.jpg

TJLamb0518
03-18-2009, 11:28 AM
and directly into a wheat thresher



....in Auschwitz. Or Anthonys' own recreation of it.

krisko
03-18-2009, 11:28 AM
We all pretty much feel the same way, just with more punctuation.

:haha7::haha7:

I actually like David and laugh at him most of the time. Right now, not so much...but normally I don't mind him.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:28 AM
Sorry for typing that.....I'm just so high....

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/pot-leaf.jpg

while he works at a school...

DonTheTrucker
03-18-2009, 11:28 AM
David is nothing without callers shitting on him.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 11:29 AM
No, it doesn't....that's why I banged your wife's pussy cunt, ass cock! I'll remember this when The Iraqistanians come over here to bang your wife right in her vagina hole! HOO-AH!

Who?

You guys rule. I'm starting to feel better ... :D

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:29 AM
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

I'd willingly take a gander at Heather's twitter :p


haha, Jill was getting deep-dicked last night

And I'd like to see her Vagina.

Oh wait... There was a total lack of innuendo there, wasn't there?...

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:30 AM
while he works at a school...

For very young Marines, apparently.

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:30 AM
And I'd like to see her Vagina.

Oh wait... There was a total lack of innuendo there, wasn't there?...Killermonkeys took all the humor and innuendo with him when he left the board. :(

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:30 AM
Who?

universalcripmobino

Jimmy's Dignity
03-18-2009, 11:31 AM
David is nothing.There we go

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:31 AM
Killermonkeys took all the humor and innuendo with him when he left the board. :(

That's what your wife said when I crammed my cram-rod in her cram-hole!

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:32 AM
You'd all be entertained if it wasn't for my David.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:32 AM
Intern Matt rocksThat's what I thought too, but David said otherwise and I have to side with David.

Blue Heeler
03-18-2009, 11:32 AM
That's what your wife said when I crommed my crom-rod in her crom-hole!

Cromwell?

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:33 AM
This is just like when Donald Trump told Gene Simmons to bring another person into the boardroom, but he refused! Then he got fired, himself!

Then he designed and marketed the "Getting Fired" Gene Simmons action figure.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 11:34 AM
This is just like when Donald Trump told Gene Simmons to bring another person into the boardroom, but he refused! Then he got fired, himself!

Then he designed and marketed the "Getting Fired" Gene Simmons action figure.

I hope Gene Simmons dies in a fire. No sarcasam. He's a pompus ass.

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:35 AM
Are we ending just a WEEEEEEEE bit early today?

Stig
03-18-2009, 11:35 AM
Cromwell?

Did I mention beating you down, MMA-style? Then no.

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:36 AM
Are we ending just a WEEEEEEEE bit early today?

I'm afraid you're just going to have to give them a C- today, Stig.

Danesy
03-18-2009, 11:36 AM
Did I mention beating you down, MMA-style? Then no.

I wish someone would beat Heeler down MMA style ... that would be awesome.

No wonder Heeler hates me ..... :rolleyes:

Mobo
03-18-2009, 11:37 AM
I wish someone would beat Heeler down MMA style ... that would be awesome.

No wonder Heeler hates me ..... :rolleyes:

just blow some cigarette smoke in his face.....he'll go down faster than Killermonkeys at a USO FuckFest.

TJLamb0518
03-18-2009, 11:38 AM
you'd all be entertained if it wasn't for my david.


brilliant!!!

TJLamb0518
03-18-2009, 11:39 AM
I wish someone would beat Heeler down MMA style ... that would be awesome.

No wonder Heeler hates me ..... :rolleyes:


http://www.coldstonecreamery.com/assets/css/layouts/Landing/IceCreamLanding_Collage.jpg

Feel better?

Bluestreak
03-18-2009, 11:39 AM
David should get thrown into a cage with rabid hyenas.

cokelogic
03-18-2009, 11:39 AM
Are we ending just a WEEEEEEEE bit early today?Ya let shit slide when they deliver so much great radio in a day. But I hear ya.