Opie & Anthony Listening Thread 03/19/09 - Thursday!

[roche]

Morning

[Motor Head]

Morning scum cunts!:action-sm

[Motor Head]

Ah cheated, I had the better thread name......dammit.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l143/tony666_02/nun.jpg
DIRTY SANCHEZ A NUN THURSDAY!!!

[roche]

Ah cheated, I had the better thread name......dammit.

Actually I was first. I merged the two. If you were first yours would be on top.

[Saikotic]

Motorhead on top? That's fucking laughable.

[Saikotic]

Just another day and change for the last BSG.

[Cherry Pie]

Ah cheated, I had the better thread name......dammit.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l143/tony666_02/nun.jpg
DIRTY SANCHEZ A NUN THURSDAY!!!

nmmmmmmm dirty nun titties

[Motor Head]

Motorhead on top? That's fucking laughable.


No problem Roche, I figured you beat me to it. And Sai, you know you love a sloppy party bottom!:action-sm

[Motor Head]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/gotd_843_20090302_02_001.jpg
Another potential future ex-wife, if I win the lottery and have a cock transplant.

[Cherry Pie]

cheap cherry plug

http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq211/cherry_pie_wb/CherryPie/001.jpg

[Motor Head]

cheap cherry plug

http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq211/cherry_pie_wb/CherryPie/001.jpg
I'd give her jizz breath after fucking them titties:icon_mrgr

[English Gent]

Stunningly creative thread title............

[Cherry Pie]

Thank you cherry for this wonderful pic of a adorable girl

aw no problem MH

[Saikotic]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/gotd_843_20090302_02_001.jpg
Another potential future ex-wife, if I win the lottery and have a cock transplant.

The one crammed up your cry-hole isn't long enough?

[Motor Head]

Today in hisory - March 19, 1982
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/randyrhoads-1.jpg
Randy Rhoads was killed after clipping Ozzy's tour bus in a private plane. A top 10 dumbest death award winner.

[Cherry Pie]

Stunningly creative thread title............

http://picturebay.net/img/members/raven//fixm6.gif

[English Gent]

Today in hisory - March 19, 1982
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/randyrhoads-1.jpg
Randy Rhoads was killed after clipping Ozzy's tour bus in a private plane. A top 10 dumbest death award winner.

And, lo, on the fourth day thereafter, he did arise from his entombment, reborn as a liberal, female radio host.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/163899594_2b81a7fcf1.jpg

[BeerBelly]

Today in hisory - March 19, 1982
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/randyrhoads-1.jpg
Randy Rhoads was killed after clipping Ozzy's tour bus in a private plane. A top 10 dumbest death award winner.

Sharon did it , she's a succubus cunt.

[Saikotic]

Today in hisory - March 19, 1982
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/randyrhoads-1.jpg
Randy Rhoads was killed after clipping Ozzy's tour bus in a private plane. A top 10 dumbest death award winner.

That fool actor who shot himself in the head with a pistol loaded with blanks has gotta be one of the top 5.

[Saikotic]

Racism is everywhere

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/badkitty.jpg

They said it was a hate crime.

[Cherry Pie]

Racism is everywhere

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/badkitty.jpg

They said it was a hate crime.

:haha7: :haha7:

[Motor Head]

Yeah I remember the dumb fuck playing russian roulette with blanks. And yes Beer Belly, I to blame Sharon.

[BeerBelly]

oh but those are cats, and one has a funny hat

[Cherry Pie]

haiiiiiiiiiiii Beer belly

[Motor Head]

racism is everywhere

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/badkitty.jpg

they said it was a hate crime.

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Saikotic]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/Pregnancy.jpg

[Motor Head]

http://blog.nj.com/njv_joel_schwartzberg/2008/03/cat.jpg
Radical Muslim Kitty does not approve!!

[BeerBelly]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/Pregnancy.jpg

that looks like Bill Burr lol

[BeerBelly]

haiiiiiiiiiiii Beer belly

whaddup CP

[Saikotic]

http://blog.nj.com/njv_joel_schwartzberg/2008/03/cat.jpg
Radical Muslim Kitty does not approve!!

I see your kitty and raise you a pirate dog

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/piratedog.jpg

[Cherry Pie]

grown men and Lol cats..... oh yeah your MEAN

[Saikotic]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/Doyouwantkarate.jpg

[kloraferm]

Happy Thursdee
(damn, it's already 27 yurrs since Randy died?)

[English Gent]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/Pregnancy.jpg

What a random photograph. That's actually a couple from a UK soap, Eastenders.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00198/F_200609_september0_198168a.jpg

[Saikotic]

grown men and Lol cats..... oh yeah your MEAN

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/pirate_cat.jpg

[Cherry Pie]

whaddup CP

nuttin listened to the wraith remixes

[Saikotic]

What a random photograph. That's actually a couple from a UK soap, Eastenders.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00198/F_200609_september0_198168a.jpg

What's the best programming over there? With BSG about out, I won't have much to watch.

[kloraferm]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/Pregnancy.jpg
Is it me or do those 3 pics look baclwards? :rolleyes:

[English Gent]

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/06512e23-8c1d-4663-90c7-5880b8fd6cd5.widec.jpg
Radical Muslim Cat does not approve!!

Fixed.

[Cherry Pie]

i watch BBC america all day gordon ramsey is all over that

[BeerBelly]

that pregnant shit is only important to you , nobody wants in that
world with you. keep it private

[English Gent]

What's the best programming over there? With BSG about out, I won't have much to watch.

Depends what you like, really. The BBC is always good for documentaries. The new season of 'The Apprentice', which is vastly superior to that over-edited, glossy shite fronted by Trump, starts next week. That's usually a hoot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BoWqqgZyJU

[Saikotic]

I went shopping today and the rising food prices piss me off. Anyone remember the good ol' days?

http://www.freewebs.com/black-legacy/Racist-pickaninny.jpg

Google is for racism. :action-sm

[Saikotic]

Depends what you like, really. The BBC is always good for documentaries. The new season of 'The Apprentice', which is vastly superior to that over-edited, glossy shite fronted by Trump, starts next week. That's usually a hoot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BoWqqgZyJU

sci fi or comedy. Was coupling any good?

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

"Toates McGoates" everybody! They got a guy from I love you man on today. Isn't that super duper? All we need is those guys from the tiny hamburger commercial to be on and we can immasculate men with a double dose of lesbians running Hollywood.

[Cherry Pie]

this page is to damn long

[Heather Height]

Good morning everyone! You already made me laugh out loud and wake up my fiance!

[Cherry Pie]

Good morning everyone! You already made me laugh out loud and wake up my fiance!

DID WE? :action-sm

[Heather Height]

that pregnant shit is only important to you , nobody wants in that
world with you. keep it private

oh, and my fiance love pregnant girls! That pic would totally turn him on!

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I went shopping today and the rising food prices piss me off. Anyone remember the good ol' days?

http://www.freewebs.com/black-legacy/Racist-pickaninny.jpg

Google is for racism. :action-sm

They do have the cheapest melons. Good ole darkies.

[Heather Height]

DID WE? :action-sm

yeah, why?

[Cherry Pie]

yeah, why?

just sayin morning

[English Gent]

sci fi or comedy. Was coupling any good?

I didn't see Coupling, so I'm not sure. Comedy-wise, check out 'The League Of Gentlemen', if you haven't already.

[Heather Height]

just sayin morning

oh.



mornin back!:action-sm

[Bluestreak]

Mornin, Baggers.

[English Gent]

Lost = Ibsen's 'Peer Gynt' for retards.

[BeerBelly]

oh, and my fiance love pregnant girls! That pic would totally turn him on!

well he's a sick fuck, goodnight

[English Gent]

Mornin, Baggers.

Die.

[Saikotic]

Hey, what ever happened to Opie dropping money over the city?

[Saikotic]

Lost = Ibsen's 'Peer Gynt' for retards.

Anyone else get this one? Uncultured fuckwits.

[Blue Heeler]

Morning...throwing a hard drive in the water won't erase the data on the platters.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Anyone else get this one? Uncultured fuckwits.

Thats from the Garfield comic strip right?

[Cherry Pie]

Morning...throwing a hard drive in the water won't erase the data on the platters.

die

[Saikotic]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/96dlhc.jpg

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[Blue Heeler]

"A negro...." always makes me laugh

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/96dlhc.jpg

OOOO I know I know its from the caveman show. You know there like all kinds of smart and cultured but there cavemen...CAVEMEN! God that shows wackey.

[Saikotic]

Natasha Richardson died in hospital last night surrounded by her family.

Relatives of the 45-year-old actress made the heartbreaking decision to switch off her life support machine after saying their final goodbyes.

[cokelogic]

On the toilet there was both liquidation of stocks and stool.

[Blue Heeler]

Natasha Richardson died in hospital last night surrounded by her family.

Relatives of the 45-year-old actress made the heartbreaking decision to switch off her life support machine after saying their final goodbyes.

Creampie Jones got his in as well. "Bye bye" :action-sm

[Heather Height]

Morning...throwing a hard drive in the water won't erase the data on the platters.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/zenzetra/platters.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

On the toilet there was both liquidation of stocks and stool.

Don't IF that.

[Cherry Pie]

im tired

[Blue Heeler]

<a href="http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/zenzetra/?action=view&current=platters.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/zenzetra/platters.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Stop typing with your dildos, Miss.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Natasha Richardson died in hospital last night surrounded by her family.

Relatives of the 45-year-old actress made the heartbreaking decision to switch off her life support machine after saying their final goodbyes.

Liam: "well bitch.....I'm gonna be swimming in sympathy pussy so I just wanted to say THANK YOU THANK YOU! HAHAHAHAA THANK YOU GOD HAHAHAA!"

He was very emotional.

[cokelogic]

Don't IF that.Don't IF it? Fuck, I almost called that in. I'm good.

[Heather Height]

Stop typing with your dildos, Miss.

Sorry, I'll try to keep my dildos away from the computer, but they just don't listen!

[Saikotic]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17150_5-horrifying-tales-911-incompetence.html

5 Horrifying Tales Of 911 Incompetence

[English Gent]

A lot of this outrage at the AIG bonuses is bullshit and half-truths. A lot of the bonuses are retention bonuses, which AIG was contractually obliged to pay.

[cokelogic]

Natasha Richardson died in hospital last night surrounded by her family.

Relatives of the 45-year-old actress made the heartbreaking decision to switch off her life support machine after saying their final goodbyes.
I IMDB-ed her career. Turns out I don't care. :rolleyes:

[Saikotic]

Gonna give "League of Gentlemen" a whirl. Sounds odd.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Gonna give "League of Gentlemen" a whirl. Sounds odd.

Bring lube.

[Saikotic]

I IMDB-ed her career. Turns out I don't care. :rolleyes:

x2. Like I said, her death has been her best headline catching performance yet.

[Blue Heeler]

A lot of this outrage at the AIG bonuses is bullshit and half-truths. A lot of the bonuses are retention bonuses, which AIG was contractually obliged to pay.

It's unethical.

[English Gent]

Gonna give "League of Gentlemen" a whirl. Sounds odd.

It is. It's like a really fucked-up, eerie 'Little Britain'.

[English Gent]

It's unethical.

It's unethical to comply with your contractual legal obligations?

[Blue Heeler]

Don't IF it? Fuck, I almost called that in. I'm good.

ok, nevermind, after Steven S's horrible IF, yours was funnier.

[cokelogic]

I do these cartoons were I rip off every single line from the show.

[Cherry Pie]

grrr missed south park

[Blue Heeler]

It's unethical to comply with your contractual legal obligations?

It's unethical to form those contracts while you know your company is tanking.

[cokelogic]

ok, nevermind, after Steven S's horrible IF, yours was funnier.Well yeah, I'm #1.5 O&A Instant Feedbacker. :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

Well yeah, I'm #1.5 O&A Instant Feedbacker. :action-sm

Not quite. But keep trying, you might make it eventually.

[Saikotic]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/Wrestling_toss_slam.gif

[cokelogic]

A bomb from Israel. I hope it was in the streets.

[Blue Heeler]

A call from Israel and it's someone named "David"...

[Heather Height]

I do these cartoons were I rip off every single line from the show.

You Bastard!

[cokelogic]

Not quite. But keep trying, you might make it eventually.Ha! You don't have a clever line, you just told me to settle down. ;)

[Blue Heeler]

I love how Ronnie handled David yesterday.

[Cherry Pie]

love MY DAVID

[Blue Heeler]

Ha! You don't have a clever line, you just told me to settle down. ;)

:idontknow

[umo]

David is costing OnA a bunch of listeners. David haters are fleeing to the Stern show.

[Blue Heeler]

Shock & Jock!

[Blue Heeler]

David is costing OnA a bunch of listeners. David haters are fleeing to the Stern show.

No they're not.

[Heather Height]

A bomb from Israel. I hope it was in the streets.

http://www.raf.mod.uk/gulf/h_images/guiness.jpg

[Saikotic]

HILARIOUS. Great David bit finally

[Heather Height]

Shock & Jock!

Shock and Jock Rules!

[Saikotic]

"But Opie wouldn't lie to me"

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Cherry Pie]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "opie wouldetn lie to me"

[Saikotic]

Oof. Watchmen's only pulled in 88.6 million domestically.

[umo]

Wow. This is the most phony contrived bit ever. Cmon, the bbboys are better than this.

[Steam]

David is costing OnA a bunch of listeners. David haters are fleeing to listen to music.

Much more accurate. I would never listen to Howie again.

[cokelogic]

Oof. Watchmen's only pulled in 88.6 million domestically.That's not too bad. All the nerds are preplanning how they're going to buy it on BluRay. And I'm sure there will be several collectors editions.

[Cherry Pie]

poor lil chubby fezzzzzzzzz

[cokelogic]

Wow. This is the most phony contrived bit ever. Cmon, the bbboys are better than this.
Of course this a set up bit. Where have you been? And at noon, Fez is going to pretend to be offended by the audio.

If you want to hear a douchey bit, just listen to Ronnie interviewing a fake manager about Kenny Powers.

[Blue Heeler]

That's not too bad. All the nerds are preplanning how they're going to buy it on BluRay. And I'm sure there will be several collectors editions.

That's right...I'm ready for the 4+ hour Black Freighter Collector's Edition Blu-ray.

[Cherry Pie]

he made love to a cupcake?

[umo]

True Nerds would never actually buy Watchmen. They would download the Hi-Def version for free and brag about it to each other.

[Blue Heeler]

Well we get a few new commercials today, thanks for mixing it up Mel.

[roche]

True Nerds would never actually buy Watchmen. They would download the Hi-Def version for free and brag about it to each other.

You should write a book. :rolleyes:

[cokelogic]

True Nerds would never actually buy Watchmen. They would download the Hi-Def version for free and brag about it to each other.True Nerds should be slapped to death.

[cokelogic]

Well we get a few new commercials today, thanks for mixing it up Mel.You jest, but I am grateful. Nothing worse than the same block of shit for two months.

[Blue Heeler]

You jest, but I am grateful. Nothing worse than the same block of shit for two months.

Leave David out of this...

[Saikotic]

Dude von Dudeenstein. JESUS FUCK BROMANCE HORSESHIT, Dude, where's my car? Fuck.

[SteveFromBayshore]

ok, nevermind, after Steven S's horrible IF, yours was funnier.
You may have found mine horrible, but all of yours suck, you boring, gaping hole...and I say that with all due respect.

HEIL CUMIA!

[Blue Heeler]

"Are you famous ATOLL?"

Hate that accent.

[Steam]

You jest, but I am grateful. Nothing worse than the same block of shit for two months.

Oh no, don't do it. We don't need a "New Commercial Block" Appreciation Thread.

[Saikotic]

True Nerds would never actually buy Watchmen. They would download the Hi-Def version for free and brag about it to each other.

Who tol' you that?

[cokelogic]

It's a real drag. This guy wants to hire me to create a website, which is boring as hell to me, but he's going to throw a nice size chunk of cash at me. So I have to say yes. sigh.

[SteveFromBayshore]

Good morning, Mr Logic!

HEIL CUMIA!

[Blue Heeler]

You may have found mine horrible, but all of yours suck, you boring, gaping hole...and I say that with all due respect.

HEIL OPIE!

Mine are calculated gems, you just roll your face across the keyboard and hope for a mention. The peppercorns have gone to your head, Sir.

[cokelogic]

Good morning, Mr Logic!

HEIL CUMIA!Morning Steve.

HEIL BAYSHORE!

[Blue Heeler]

It's a real drag. This guy wants to hire me to create a website, which is boring as hell to me, but he's going to throw a nice size chunk of cash at me. So I have to say yes. sigh.

meatspun?

[SteveFromBayshore]

Mine are calculated gems, you just roll your face across the keyboard and hope for a mention. The peppercorns have gone to your head, Sir.

Yawn.

HEIL CUMIA!

[Steam]

It's a real drag. This guy wants to hire me to create a website, which is boring as hell to me, but he's going to throw a nice size chunk of cash at me. So I have to say yes. sigh.

You're just a website prostitute. At least make it appear that you enjoy it. Nothing worse than a whore you're paying just looking like they don't want to be there.

[zoal]

Morning

[Cherry Pie]

hiiiii my number 1 feedbacker

[Blue Heeler]

Good morning, Mr Logic!

HEIL CUMIA!

Morning Steve.

HEIL BAYSHORE!

:love:

:killme:

[Saikotic]

I'm out like David from a building. Later people.

[cokelogic]

You may have found mine horrible, but all of yours suck, you boring, gaping hole...and I say that with all due respect.

HEIL CUMIA!Steve comes around to see Heeler was shit talking him.

HEIL AWKWARD!

[Blue Heeler]

You're just a website prostitute. At least make it appear that you enjoy it. Nothing worse than a whore you're paying just looking like they don't want to be there.

PROS-TI-TUTE

:band:

[Blue Heeler]

Steve comes around to see Heeler was shit talking him.

HEIL AWKWARD!

You make it sound like I don't do this every day. ;)

[umo]

Paparazzi annoyance is a very small price to pay for the life of magnificent luxury in Beverly Hills and Rodeo Drive enjoyed by celebrities.

[English Gent]

It's unethical to form those contracts while you know your company is tanking.

Sorry, I was out when you replied. I'm no fan of these asshole corporate guys, but companies agree to retention bonuses to keep and attract high-quality employees at a time when a company is in crisis, in order to help prevent a deepening in the crisis. The bottom line is that the money was owed.

[cokelogic]

You're just a website prostitute. At least make it appear that you enjoy it. Nothing worse than a whore you're paying just looking like they don't want to be there.You right. Time to look in the mirror one last time and then put on the act.

:love:

:killme:I'm proud to say Steve and I are friends.

[Blue Heeler]

Sorry, I was out when you replied. I'm no fan of these asshole corporate guys, but companies agree to retention bonuses to keep and attract high-quality employees at a time when a company is in crisis, in order to help prevent a deepening in the crisis. The bottom line is that the money was owed.

Oh I was waiting for your replzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[English Gent]

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that brain-swelling probably gives you quite a headache.

[Cherry Pie]

does anyone care aout imus?

[Blue Heeler]

You right. Time to look in the mirror one last time and then put on the act.

I'm proud to say Steve and I are friends.

You Cokelogic, me Heeler....where Jane?

[English Gent]

Oh I was waiting for your replzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Passive-aggressive much? :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

does anyone care aout imus?

We get it, you're black.

[umo]

Tyson knocked out a whole bunch of shitheads in the ring and they didn't die. That Natasha cunt just cant take a punch.

[cokelogic]

Paparazzi annoyance is a very small price to pay for the life of magnificent luxury in Beverly Hills and Rodeo Drive enjoyed by celebrities.I disagree. No one should have to endure that crap. I hate paparazzi (that is until they get pictures of Megan Fox with her tits taped up).

[Cherry Pie]

We get it, you're black.

just askin

[Blue Heeler]

Passive-aggressive much? :action-sm

I had no retort, nor care enough to, um, care. Executive business is all about ego and how many houses you own...fuck them and their golden parachutes.

[Blue Heeler]

I disagree. No one should have to endure that crap. I hate paparazzi (that is until they get pictures of Megan Fox with her tits taped up).

yum

[English Gent]

I had no retort, nor care enough to, um, care. Executive business is all about ego and how many houses you own...fuck them and their golden parachutes.

IF that.

[cokelogic]

Oh I was waiting for your replzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You Cokelogic, me Heeler....where Jane?

We get it, you're black.
Each one of these lines don't deserve credit, but to be a difficult twat in such little time deserves a http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

IF that.

I'll just have Steven S. IF it for me.

[cokelogic]

Opie called The Foot. Like the Brian Regan bit.

[JuneCleaversLog]

"Kids, throw your stupid helmets away."

[Blue Heeler]

Each one of these lines don't deserve credit, but to be a difficult twat in such little time deserves a http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

Ooooo!!!

Today, I COINsider myself the luckiest man....oh look Steven S. is whoring it up today.

[umo]

Every Hollywood celebrity knows how to avoid paparazzi if they want to. Movie stars live in gated communities that are more secluded than Hitler's Eagle Nest.

[cokelogic]

Steve S's 3rd IF of the day. That's got to put him at #2 IFer, above Blue Heeler.

[English Gent]

Every Hollywood celebrity knows how to avoid paparazzi if they want to. Movie stars live in gated communities that are more secluded than Hitler's Eagle Nest.

True, but there's no fucking excuse for hanging around outside someone's apartment just so you can shove a camera in their face less than an hour after their wife has died.

[Blue Heeler]

Steve S's 3rd IF of the day. That's got to put him at #2 IFer, above Blue Heeler.

Yes, per my last unread IF:

Three FUCKING IF reads from Steven S today...I think it's time to readjust the IF Leaderboards....give #1 to that whore.

[zoal]

I had hives once when i was a kid. Anywhere on my body that had pressure put on it would develop a hive. You could just about make hive hand prints on me.

[Stig]

Didn't Ant call his treehouse The Hineycrack Hideout?

[cokelogic]

itchy-butt means top story of the day.

[Blue Heeler]

I had hives once when i was a kid. Anywhere on my body that had pressure put on it would develop a hive. You could just about make hive hand prints on me.

That would look awesome on an anime elf.

[zoal]

That would look awesome on an anime elf.

You've still got it, heeler.

[umo]

Opie thought he was going blind. He panicked. He thought he would have to smell a dog's ass for the rest of his life.

[Blue Heeler]

You've still got it, heeler.

Not really, I'm attacking everyone, I think I miss killermonkeys...he was a good boy that was badly *****, you see.

[cokelogic]

Were not using much of the brain, if we can't remember what Einstein said.

[Stig]

Not really, I'm attacking everyone, I think I miss killermonkeys...he was a good boy that was badly *****, you see.

He was a very willful boy. He needed to be...corrrrected. Perhaps a bit more.

[Stig]

Were not using much of the brain, if we can't remember what Einstein said.

Or place a comma correctly.

[zoal]

Off to watch Lost. See you fine folks in about an hour. Miss me.

[umo]

Most NFL players are brain damaged. They spend years slamming their heads into each other.

[cokelogic]

Doc. Brown

[Steam]

Hahaha, stupid Jimmy. He's been doing that "Are you jellin' bit" for years and can't even fucking pronounce the company's name.

Dr. Soles?

Dummy.

[Blue Heeler]

Off to watch Lost. See you fine folks in about an hour. Miss me.

ugh, you're "one of those" huh? Go die in a wacom drawn fire.

[cokelogic]

Or place a comma correctly.I don't think that was an ill placed comma.

[Steam]

So now they are getting Lazlow's sloppy seconds?

Mighty. Fallen.

[Blue Heeler]

I don't think that was an ill placed comma.

But the missing apostrophe is unacceptable.

[English Gent]

I don't think that was an ill-placed comma.

Fixed.

[cokelogic]

So now they are getting Lazlow's sloppy seconds?

Mighty. Fallen.http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/dic.jpg


Oops! Wrong card.

[Steam]

I agree with Ant about the girl-on-girl stuff. I would take it further and say that I don't even like the actual girl-on-girl in movies.

Seeing it in person is something else altogether and I'd never get sick of.

[Blue Heeler]

haha, poor cokey

Can he survive a 3-front war?

[umo]

Why do guys still pretend Playboy and Penthouse are a big deal when there are millions of gaping vaginas available at the click of a mouse?

[English Gent]

Why do guys still pretend Playboy and Penthouse are a big deal when there are millions of gaping vaginas available at the click of a mouse?

That's no way to talk about your mother, boy.

[cokelogic]

haha, poor cokey

Can he survive a 3-front war?This board consists of myself and English teachers. :(

[Steam]

haha, poor cokey

Can he survive a 3-front war?

Cokey's a good boy, he'll be ok. It will just provide even more fodder for the inevitable Cokelogic Appreciation Thread v2.57

[Pearce]

Did Jimmy just make a ron and fez reference? Fatty Pneumonia?

[Steam]

Opie is jacking it to the Publisher's Message page.

[Stig]

I don't think that was an ill placed comma.

No. OF COURSE YOU DON'T. :icon_lol:

[cokelogic]

Why do guys still pretend Playboy and Penthouse are a big deal when there are millions of gaping vaginas available at the click of a mouse?They're idiots. Even if there was no internet, any girl in a maxim looks sexier than in playboy. Yes, maxim is hotter, even with clothes vs no clothes.

[Blue Heeler]

Did Jimmy just make a ron and fez reference? Fatty Pneumonia?

Did you miss the 1st hour today? Don't worry, R&F will have it on their show.

[Blue Heeler]

They're idiots. Even if there was no internet, any girl in a maxim looks sexier than in playboy. Yes, maxim is hotter, even with clothes vs no clothes.

I agree, always loved FHM/Maxim over Playboy.

[cokelogic]

Cokey's a good boy, he'll be ok. It will just provide even more fodder for the inevitable Cokelogic Appreciation Thread v2.57Cut, Copy and Paste coming this Summer.

Did Jimmy just make a ron and fez reference? Fatty Pneumonia?Yes. They were talking about R&F earlier.

[Steam]

Did you miss the 1st hour today? Don't worry, R&F will have it on their show.

I did.

A boy has gotta get his sleep in.

[Blue Heeler]

Damn, I need breakfast, this new format is making me miss the break they used to take at 7am.

[Blue Heeler]

I did.

A boy has gotta get his sleep in.

Go to work, you're having actual conversation.

[cokelogic]

Damn, I need breakfast, this new format is making me miss the break they used to take at 7am.Oh dear. You look thin. Why don't you eat something? Come on, make your grandma happy.

[Stig]

Did you miss the 1st hour today? Don't worry, R&F will have it on their show.

And Dave will declare a Radio Jihad.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Pearce]

Did you miss the 1st hour today? Don't worry, R&F will have it on their show.

This whole Daylight Savings thing seems to have fucked me up. Nowadays I wake up in pitch black like always but I look at the time and it's like 7:22 instead of 5:45. The world needs to stop with the time travel gimmick.

[Blue Heeler]

Oh dear. You look thin. Why don't you eat something? Come on, make your grandma happy.

oh, ok, you got the edit in...I was going to ask. At 225, I could probably miss a day or 3.

[Stig]

Oh dear. You look thin. Why don't you eat something? Come on, make your grandma happy.

Her cunt?

[Stig]

Well. Someone just pointed out that she was already on Ron and Fez?

[Blue Heeler]

Wow, great interview coming up....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Steam]

Go to work, you're having actual conversation.

I am going shortly but I need to shower first. That would explain why I'm typing this naked.

[Pearce]

"I saw it.....ehh, good movie..."

That never means good movie. That means "We're glad to have somewhat of a star and hopefully this hunk of shit blows up to justify this interview."

[Pearce]

I am going shortly but I need to shower first. That would explain why I'm typing this naked.

You're gonna miss the super awesome interview with the HIMYM guy. Why would you ever risk that?

[Cherry Pie]

back stealing nets sucks one bar :(

[Blue Heeler]

You're gonna miss the super awesome interview with the HIMYM guy. Why would you ever risk that?

I like HIMYM, maybe because I'm old enough to Doogie Howser MD...

[Stig]

back stealing nets sucks one bar :(

Is this a sentence, or just six random words?

[Pearce]

I like HIMYM, maybe because I'm old enough to Doogie Howser MD...

I don't, because it seems retarded to me to watch some fruit in a role that's entirely about finding and fucking his future child bearer.

[Cherry Pie]

Is this a sentence, or just six random words?

im sleepy nitwit oddmint blubber tweak

[Blue Heeler]

I don't, because it seems retarded to me to watch some fruit in a role that's entirely about finding and fucking his future child bearer.

Bob Sagat?

[Blue Heeler]

Jimmy is going to dominate this "interview"...

[Vyce]

Craigslist is soooo fucking shady.

[Stig]

I like HIMYM, maybe because I'm old enough to Doogie Howser MD...

Or maybe you want to fuck Alyson Hannigan.
http://www.jfxonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/102108-alyson_276.jpg

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

This chick is Jimmy's Ann Coulter.

[Blue Heeler]

Craigslist is soooo fucking shady.

I barely trust ebay...Craigslist is for scum.

[Blue Heeler]

Or maybe you want to fuck Alyson Hannigan.
http://www.jfxonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/102108-alyson_276.jpg

meh, she's too goofy

[Vyce]

Cherry is that Beth in your sig?

[Steam]

Of course Jimmy belong to TER. Of course.

You're gonna miss the super awesome interview with the HIMYM guy. Why would you ever risk that?

I do have to work, dummy. I'm very important to places in these tough economic times coupled with lack of state support.

I like HIMYM, maybe because I'm old enough to Doogie Howser MD...

Ok, I have to leave now. I just can't keep agreeing with you like this. HIMYM is a great show.

Later assholes.

[kenny9966]

anyone know if greg gutfeld will actually be on the O and A show this morning? I know ants gonna be on red eye tonight but it was rumored greg was gonna be on the show. any truth to this?

[Blue Heeler]

anyone know if greg gutfeld will actually be on the O and A show this morning? I know ants gonna be on red eye tonight but it was rumored greg was gonna be on the show. any truth to this?

How would we know, this is just a listening thread...we listen and call each other cunts.

[Steam]

Or maybe you want to fuck Alyson Hannigan.
http://www.jfxonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/102108-alyson_276.jpg

meh, she's too goofy

Ok, had to comment on this. I'm with Heeler. She's cute I guess and I WOULD fuck her but she's not even close to my favorite. I miss Stella though. So fucking sexy.

[Pearce]

anyone know if greg gutfeld will actually be on the O and A show this morning? I know ants gonna be on red eye tonight but it was rumored greg was gonna be on the show. any truth to this?

They announced that he'd be on earlier today.

[Danesy]

Morning Everyone!

Yea, and you too Heeler ....

[Stig]

Ok, had to comment on this. I'm with Heeler. She's cute I guess and I WOULD fuck her but she's not even close to my favorite. I miss Stella though. So fucking sexy.

I love her from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've never even seen HIMYM.

[Mobo]

How would we know, this is just a listening thread...we listen and call each other cunts.

shhhhh......listen.....you hear that?................cunt.

[Pearce]

I've never even seen HIMYM.

I would kill to be able to say the same.

[Mobo]

I would kill to be able to say the same.

change the channel if you don't like it!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

[English Gent]

This chick is Jimmy's Ann Coulter.

Jimmy's chick has more class, though.

[cokelogic]

I'm glad to hear a woman feels empowered as you spit in her mouth.

[Blue Heeler]

Morning Everyone!

Yea, and you too Heeler ....

Hello, how are you, Miss?

shhhhh......listen.....you hear that?................cunt.

I lawl'd...

Ok, had to comment on this. I'm with Heeler. She's cute I guess and I WOULD fuck her but she's not even close to my favorite. I miss Stella though. So fucking sexy.

Go to work.

[Stig]

meh, she's too goofy

So you want to blow Neil Patrick Harris then? He digs that, you know. You blow him...he blows you...:rolleyes:

[Mobo]

i'm glad to hear a woman feels empowered as you spit in her mouth.

ibb ambbbb wombbban.....hearbbbb mebbbbb robbbbar!

[Pearce]

change the channel if you don't like it!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

I would, but I'm too busy going to the HIMYM fan site every day and crying about how much I don't like it and how it used to be better :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

This lady just acted like a pimp with the way she treated that "girl". I thought she said she was different.

[Stig]

I'm glad to hear a woman feels empowered as you spit in her mouth.

If you pull her hair and fuck her in the ass, she must feel like Queen For A Day.

[Mobo]

I would, but I'm too busy going to the HIMYM fan site every day and crying about how much I don't like it and how it used to be better :action-sm

That sounds like a waste of time....HEY! Do they still have that thread on there where the fans call the old producer of Doogie Howser and prank call him for their own entertainment? Now, THAT'S a waste of time...

[Danesy]

ibb ambbbb wombbban.....hearbbbb mebbbbb robbbbar!

:icon_lol:

Well done.

:icon_lol:

[Cherry Pie]

Cherry is that Beth in your sig?

yup thats her

[Mobo]

:icon_lol:

Well done.

:icon_lol:

Thanks....I heard the 'thud' of that joke hitting the floor, the WHOLE time I was typing it....

(this feeling is not unusual for me)

[Cherry Pie]

Thanks....I heard the 'thud' of that joke hitting the floor, the WHOLE time I was typing it....

(this feeling is not unusual for me)

hiiiiiiii moby!

[Pearce]

That sounds like a waste of time....HEY! Do they still have that thread on there where the fans call the old producer of Doogie Howser and prank call him for their own entertainment? Now, THAT'S a waste of time...

I wouldn't criticize those people if I were you. Those prank calls have earned them mountains of pussy and money. Every time someone records themselves saying "SUIT UP!" there's a line of whores outside their door.

[Mobo]

hiiiiiiii moby!

hello, ma'am.

I wouldn't criticize those people if I were you. Those prank calls have earned them mountains of pussy and money. Every time someone records themselves saying "SUIT UP!" there's a line of whores outside their door.

Pearce, I want to hug you sometimes.....but, one of those really hard hugs that kinda hurt cause you squeeze too hard. And then it kinda feels a little good, and then you kinda make cumzies.
I don't know what "SUIT UP!" means, though.

[Danesy]

Pearce, I want to hug you sometimes.....but, one of those really hard hugs that kinda hurt cause you squeeze too hard. And then it kinda feels a little good, and then you kinda make cumzies.
I don't know what "SUIT UP!" means, though.

Holy shit, you creepy bastard .... :rolleyes:

[LilJimmyRbinson]

I don't, because it seems retarded to me to watch some fruit in a role that's entirely about finding and fucking his future child bearer.

You really don't watch it because Doogie isn't the guy telling the story about how he met the kid's mother.

HIMYM is the only laugh-track show worth watching. Maybe its because I'm the same age as the characters and they're going through all the same stuff I've been going through so I can really relate. Also, I would so fuck Allison Hannigan.


Meanwhile back to the show - this whore is so boring. Also,the Kristen Davis on Sex & the City is much hotter.

[Stig]

Holy shit, you creepy bastard .... :rolleyes:

SHHHHHH!!! I'm almost done...

[Mobo]

Holy shit, you creepy bastard .... :rolleyes:

it's not creepy.....I would make hug-cumzies with any of my fellow posters....that's what makes this thing a brotherhood.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning shitdicks.

[Blue Heeler]

Wow, this bitch could be really indicting herself with all this information...especially when she said "company money".

[Pearce]

I don't know what "SUIT UP!" means, though.

It's Doogie's catchphrase on HIMYM....I thought it was a clever little tie in....

[Blue Heeler]

Hello, how are you, Miss?

See, I try to be nice...and you ignore.

Oh it's on ****** Lungs...it's AAAAHN!

[Cherry Pie]

not to brag but i would do fine in the "joint"

[Blue Heeler]

not to brag but i would do fine in the "joint"

We get it, you're black. :action-sm

[Cherry Pie]

We get it, you're black. :action-sm

:haha7: ok your my fave IFer now

[Pearce]

not to brag but i would do fine in the "joint"

Cherry in jail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aBm1jI_j7c

[Mobo]

It's Doogie's catchphrase on HIMYM....I thought it was a clever little tie in....

never seen it.....fair 'nuff.

[Blue Heeler]

:haha7: ok your my fave IFer now

You're in for some disappointment.

[Razor Roman]

good morning.

[Blue Heeler]

Cherry in jail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aBm1jI_j7c

Bitch shouldn't have tossed her shoes at the cop...she deserved EVERYTHING she got.

[Cherry Pie]

Cherry in jail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aBm1jI_j7c

lol she was a lippy broad

[Mobo]

good morning.

Razor's here....and he brought the BEWWWWWWBS!

[Cherry Pie]

Razor's here....and he brought the BEWWWWWWBS!

that OLD thing :rolleyes:

[Razor Roman]

Razor's here....and he brought the BEWWWWWWBS!
00t 00t? :)

[cokelogic]

Cherry in jail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aBm1jI_j7cGreat combo. Low kick to medium punch. Very effective, but that's got to have filled up her Ultra meter.

[Danesy]

See, I try to be nice...and you ignore.

Oh it's on ****** Lungs...it's AAAAHN!

Ugh ..... :(

You're in for some disappointment.

This is something I am sure you say in various aspects of your life.

:action-sm

[English Gent]

Manson bears a striking resemblance to Tippy Tom these days.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/19/article-1163102-03FBBB70000005DC-129_468x501.jpg

[Mobo]

that OLD thing :rolleyes:

There is a sort of sexiness that comes with experience, miss.....and, y'know....tig ole bitties.

[Danesy]

There is a sort of sexiness that comes with experience, miss.....and, y'know....tig ole bitties.

But she's OLD ... which makes are a horrible ugly person ... don't you get it??? :icon_roll

[Blue Heeler]

Great combo. Low kick to medium punch. Very effective, but that's got to have filled up her Ultra meter.

I will acknowledge your SF4 joke and laugh. ha ha

Ugh ..... :(


This is something I am sure you say in various aspects of your life.

:action-sm

Why continue to hurt me when you could've taken the high road and shown me that being nice is more fulfilling?

[Razor Roman]

There is a sort of sexiness that comes with experience, miss.....and, y'know....tig ole bitties.
I'm with ya

[Bobobie]

Bitch shouldn't have tossed her shoes at the cop...she deserved EVERYTHING she got.

Do you seriously think that deserved that kind of reaction? That cop is seriously disturbed and shouldn't be in any position of trust and authority.

[Cherry Pie]

booooo math talk

[cokelogic]

Whores are idiots! And I'm talking about, since the dawn of time. How do you get fucked in the ass for money and then only get a percentage?

[Mobo]

But she's OLD ... which makes are a horrible ugly person ... don't you get it??? :icon_roll

no.

you bang young chicks to teach them a lesson.
you bang older women to learn a lesson.

[Blue Heeler]

There is a sort of sexiness that comes with experience, miss.....and, y'know....tig ole bitties.

Too much melanin...or should I had said MELON-in...High five?

[Stig]

Manson bears a striking resemblance to Tippy Tom these days.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/19/article-1163102-03FBBB70000005DC-129_468x501.jpg

Holy Shit! That's Manson?
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[cokelogic]

I will acknowledge your SF4 joke and laugh. ha ha
Coming up later I have a few Peggle gags. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

I still don't know how someone would buy hookers with credit cards. But then again I won't even buy a new tv on one....

More cheap than paranoid, I suppose.

[Cherry Pie]

Charles sure cleaned up nice kinda looks like my step dad now

[Mobo]

Whores are idiots! And I'm talking about, since the dawn of time. How do you get fucked in the ass for money and then only get a percentage?

I was going to ask you the same thing.....hey, when's that Vos album cover coming out?

[Danesy]

Why continue to hurt me when you could've taken the high road and shown me that being nice is more fulfilling?

Because I have sadly come down to your level. I am ashamed. :(

[Blue Heeler]

Do you seriously think that deserved that kind of reaction? That cop is seriously disturbed and shouldn't be in any position of trust and authority.

I'm sick of the degenerates running their mouths and thinking they're not going to suffer the consequences. Yes, the cop went overboard, but she probably won't try that shit again.

[Stig]

Do you seriously think that deserved that kind of reaction? That cop is seriously disturbed and shouldn't be in any position of trust and authority.

Yes. They should have beaten her harder.
We understand how you feel, but you're wrong.
Thank you. :action-sm

[Danesy]

no.

you bang young chicks to teach them a lesson.
you bang older women to learn a lesson.

This I understand ... I never thought I would say this to you Mobo ... but that makes sense.

Yes, the apocolypse is coming.

[DonTheTrucker]

good morning.

Talk to anyone famous lately?


(how's that for an easy setup?)

[Stig]

Because I have sadly come down to your level. I am ashamed. :(

Now that she's broken, we can make her do pretty much anything. :rolleyes:

[DonTheTrucker]

Now that she's broken, we can make her do pretty much anything. :rolleyes:

Good. My car needs an oil change.

[Cherry Pie]

now im totally lost what are they talkin about?

[Mobo]

This I understand ... I never thought I would say this to you Mobo ... but that makes sense.

Yes, the apocolypse is coming.

What's so hard to understand? It's all nature, baby.....now, c'mere and make hug-cumzies with me, brother!

[Stig]

now im totally lost what are they talkin about?

Whores.

[Danesy]

Good. My car needs an oil change.

I miss nice Don .... he was the bessssssssssst. :rolleyes:

What's so hard to understand? It's all nature, baby.....now, c'mere and make hug-cumzies with me, brother!

Brother?!?!?! WTF is wrong with you ... oh all right ... Stig was right, I'm broken ... thanks to all of you I have lost the will to fight ... :(

[Cherry Pie]

Whores.

thanks i couldn't see that without my glasses

[Stig]

Wait, I missed something - is this the same publicist as the crying cunt episode?

[Mobo]

Wait, I missed something - is this the same publicist as the crying cunt episode?

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051126/051126_mary_vsml_7p.widec.jpg

blasphemy does not become you, sir.

[Stig]

Kristen Davis is a MAN, baby!
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08hF2SsbHMcLt/340x.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

I miss nice Don .... he was the bessssssssssst. :rolleyes:


Hey! I'm being nice!


Nothing wrong with a little pile on though.

[Hudson]

Wish she let Opie do the taint trick.

[Mobo]

Kristen Davis is a MAN, baby!
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08hF2SsbHMcLt/340x.jpg

HOLY SHIT! THAT IS HORRIBLE!

She looks like Bettie Page......now.

[Cherry Pie]

she dont drink, she dont smoke her only addiction is competition.

[Mobo]

she dont drink, she dont smoke her only addiction is competition.

what DOES she do?
she really is a goody-two, goody-two, goody, goody-two-shoes.

[DonTheTrucker]

Kristen Davis is a MAN, baby!
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08hF2SsbHMcLt/340x.jpg

Eww. What a waste of a good boob job.


And I love how the Penthouse girl just threw Shawna Lenee under the bus. Those pornographers sure ain't big on loyalty, are they?

[Hudson]

what DOES she do?
she really is a goody-two, goody-two, goody, goody-two-shoes.
__________ innuendos follow, there must be something inside..

[Cherry Pie]

what DOES she do?
she really is a goody-two, goody-two, goody, goody-two-shoes.

it was a CM Punk Referance to don the trucker...

[Mobo]

Eww. What a waste of a good boob job.


And I love how the Penthouse girl just threw Shawna Lenee under the bus. Those pornographers sure ain't big on loyalty, are they?

Aw, c'mon, Don....that's like being loyal to day laborers.

[DonTheTrucker]

HOLY SHIT! THAT IS HORRIBLE!

She looks like Bettie Page......now.

She says she was a hedge fund manager. I didn't know she dealt in Confederate money.

[Mobo]

it was a CM Punk Referance to don the trucker...

no...no, it wasn't....but, you're not old enough to understand....

[Stig]

Eww. What a waste of a good boob job.


And I love how the Penthouse girl just threw Shawna Lenee under the bus. Those pornographers sure ain't big on loyalty, are they?

Most people who make you cum will betray you eventually.

[Mobo]

Most people who make you cum will betray you eventually.

it's true....I don't even call Crip anymore....poor bastard.

[DonTheTrucker]

it was a CM Punk Referance to don the trucker...

I thought you were talking about yourself. :p

I know Punk's gimmick, but I don't watch wrestling much these days, I wouldn't have assumed that automatically.

[Stig]

it's true....I don't even call Crip anymore....poor bastard.

Is he in Vegas or something?



oh, and you beat me to the adam ant thing, you bastard...

[Mobo]

it was a CM Punk Referance to don the trucker...

I thought you were talking about yourself. :p

I know Punk's gimmick, but I don't watch wrestling much these days, I wouldn't have assumed that automatically.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-undressing-fail1.jpg

[Mobo]

Is he in Vegas or something?

that's the last I heard....

oh, and you beat me to the adam ant thing, you bastard...

heh heh....I thought you and I might be racing towards the same hilarity horizon....

[cokelogic]

It's kind of like: What's gayer? Kissing a man or blowing a man. And how Beeman doesn't get the joke and tried to throw me under the bus in ever forum the two of us meet in.

[Stig]

heh heh....I thought you and I might be racing towards the same hilarity horizon....

I was scrolling down to type and saw your reply. Bastard. :icon_lol:

[Stig]

It's kind of like: What's gayer? Kissing a man or blowing a man. And how Beeman doesn't get the joke and tried to throw me under the bus in ever forum the two of us meet in.

And what was your vote?

[Danesy]

that's the last I heard....

I have a bad feeling that's the last anyone will hear ....

As you said, poor bastard .... :(

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Mornin kids

wow, Jimmy swimming in the Red Sea...good for him :clap:

ManhattanMadam.com (http://www.ManhattanMadam.com) huh?

[Cherry Pie]

I thought you were talking about yourself. :p

I know Punk's gimmick, but I don't watch wrestling much these days, I wouldn't have assumed that automatically.

actually your kinda right i could have been talking about myself being SxE and all thanks for payin attention ;)

[Pearce]

It's kind of like: What's gayer? Kissing a man or blowing a man. And how Beeman doesn't get the joke and tried to throw me under the bus in ever forum the two of us meet in.

Beeman is one of the worst posters on the site. It's amazing how little he manages to contribute with all those posts.

[cokelogic]

I was going to ask you the same thing.....hey, when's that Vos album cover coming out?Sorry, I was away playing Peggle demo on Xbox. I don't know. He's been working on it for a bit now, making sure everything is right. Rich says it should be soon.

[Stig]

Print media is really on the ropes. Lots of newspapers are...dare I say it...folding.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

And what was your vote?

What do you think he picked?

[Pearce]

Print media is really on the ropes. Lots of newspapers are...dare I say it...folding.


http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2008/redheads/caruso.jpg

[cokelogic]

And what was your vote?I say sucking a dick is way gayer. At least with kissing you can close your eyes and pretend it's a bearded woman. But a dick's a dick.

[cokelogic]

What do you think he picked?D) All of the Bottom :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

If I have to hear "That guys seems as if he has to fart!" again, I'm going to bite my own throat out

[Danesy]

I hate the "I Love you Man" Promo ... yet I keep wondering WTF does "an extra order of slippery shrimp" mean???

Holy shit that's fucking awful.

[Mobo]

Print media is really on the ropes. Lots of newspapers are...dare I say it...folding.

I see more and more periodically shutting down.

[cokelogic]

Beeman is one of the worst posters on the site. It's amazing how little he manages to contribute with all those posts.I have to agree with this. I never had a problem with Beeman for all this time, but lately he's kinda annoying.

[Cherry Pie]

do ya do ya want my looooooove?

[Danesy]

If I have to hear "That guys seems as if he has to fart!" again, I'm going to bite my own throat out

If you could actually even attempt that ... I wanna see it. Cause that would be fuckin' amazing. :rolleyes:

AAAAnd I agree, I can't wait till they stop playing it ... it sounds like the worst piece of shit ever put to film.

[cokelogic]

I hate the "I Love you Man" Promo ... yet I keep wondering WTF does "an extra order of slippery shrimp" mean???

Holy shit that's fucking awful.I guess I'll never know, because I have a feeling I'll never see that awful movie. Even if I'm a fan of Paul Rudd.

[Mobo]

If I have to hear "That guys seems as if he has to fart!" again, I'm going to bite my own throat out

I don't even get it....is he looking at the guy's face or ass? When the guy says, "he DID have to fart!", I imagine the back of someones pants poofing out, and then returning to regular, pant-like, position.

[Danesy]

HOLY SHIT!!!! A-FUCKING-GAIN WITH THE I Love you Man!!!!!!?????

I am going to jump out a fucking window ....

[DonTheTrucker]

HOLY SHIT!!!! A-FUCKING-GAIN WITH THE I Love you Man!!!!!!?????

I am going to jump out a fucking window ....

X100

Sounds like the biggest piece of shit movie ever.

[Mobo]

HOLY SHIT!!!! A-FUCKING-GAIN WITH THE I Love you Man!!!!!!?????

I am going to jump out a fucking window ....

Wait 'till I tell you that the guy's going to be on the show, here in a minute....

[Razor Roman]

Talk to anyone famous lately?


(how's that for an easy setup?)

I talked to Don the Trucker last night during the Nofate and Razor show

He doesn't have a Skype Headset yet so he hasn't participated. But you can listen to the show here

http://nofateandrazor.wordpress.com/2009/03/18/nofate-and-razor-031809-special-guest-robert-kelly/

[krisko]

HOLY SHIT!!!! A-FUCKING-GAIN WITH THE I Love you Man!!!!!!?????

I am going to jump out a fucking window ....

But dude von dudenstein!!! :rolleyes:

[Danesy]

Wait 'till I tell you that the guy's going to be on the show, here in a minute....

I hope you are kidding .... I am not sure I can take that today. I still feel like shit, my throat hurts, I am sick ... :(

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/gutfeld%20on%20redeye-thumb.JPG

[Mobo]

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH! I'M SO PIIIIIISSSSSED!

I brought my DVD on the Watchmen motion comic to watch during breaks, but I just found out I left the first disc in my home dvd player.....shit.

[cokelogic]

Greg is fucking great. It always surprises me how dirty they get on Fox News.

[Cherry Pie]

i watched this once when beniot killed his family

[Pearce]

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH! I'M SO PIIIIIISSSSSED!

I brought my DVD on the Watchmen motion comic to watch during breaks, but I just found out I left the first disc in my home dvd player.....shit.

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Stig]

I talked to Don the Trucker last night during the Nofate and Razor show

He doesn't have a Skype Headset yet so he hasn't participated. But you can listen to the show here

http://nofateandrazor.wordpress.com/2009/03/18/nofate-and-razor-031809-special-guest-robert-kelly/

You got Bawbee? Nice one, Razor!

[Mobo]

I talked to Don the Trucker last night during the Nofate and Razor show

He doesn't have a Skype Headset yet so he hasn't participated. But you can listen to the show here

http://nofateandrazor.wordpress.com/2009/03/18/nofate-and-razor-031809-special-guest-robert-kelly/

(I'm still available, if you ever have an open slot.......)

[Blue Heeler]

I see more and more periodically shutting down.

How could they not see this coming, it's all there in black & white.

[Danesy]

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH! I'M SO PIIIIIISSSSSED!

I brought my DVD on the Watchmen motion comic to watch during breaks, but I just found out I left the first disc in my home dvd player.....shit.

I am going to watch it this weekend. Now that all the hype is over.

[Cherry Pie]

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

lol have you no heart?

[Danesy]

(I'm still available, if you ever have an open slot.......)

Funny people only Mobo!!!!!

The little font is nice ... you know I'm just kidding you unfunny fuck. :D

[Mobo]

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

shut up, Pearce....

[cokelogic]

I talked to Don the Trucker last night during the Nofate and Razor show

He doesn't have a Skype Headset yet so he hasn't participated. But you can listen to the show here

http://nofateandrazor.wordpress.com/2009/03/18/nofate-and-razor-031809-special-guest-robert-kelly/
Shit, you guys get all the big names! Was Crip busy or something? :action-sm

[Stig]

But dude von dudenstein!!! :rolleyes:

Hey! It's the Cuntessa of Vagisilvania!

[Blue Heeler]

I am going to watch it this weekend. Now that all the hype is over.

He was referring to the motion comic.

[Stig]

(I'm still available, if you ever have an open slot.......)

that would be like O&A having Fred Norris on.

[Mobo]

I am going to watch it this weekend. Now that all the hype is over.

yeah, I think the crowd has died down enough for me to come out of my little hidey-hole and go see it....

lol have you no heart?

thank you, miss.....he's being mean to me...I think I need to be consoled....

[DonTheTrucker]

Greg is fucking great. It always surprises me how dirty they get on Fox News.

If Red Eye were on Comedy Central it would be huge. It could be a counter balance to Stewart and Colbert.

[Stig]

yeah, I think the crowd has died down enough for me to come out of my little hidey-hole and go see it....



The crowd died down on day 2.

[Mobo]

that would be like O&A having Fred Norris on.

hey, Fred Norris might be the funniest person on that show.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH! I'M SO PIIIIIISSSSSED!

I brought my DVD on the Watchmen motion comic to watch during breaks, but I just found out I left the first disc in my home dvd player.....shit.

hahahahahahahaha....sucks to be Mobo!

[Cherry Pie]

thank you, miss.....he's being mean to me...I think I need to be consoled....

cumzies hug?

[Stig]

If Red Eye were on Comedy Central it would be huge. It could be a counter balance to Stewart and Colbert.

Comedy Central wants nothing less than counter balance.

[Danesy]

The crowd died down on day 2.

:icon_lol:

This is true. All that hype for that?!?!? I thought it was going to be a blockbuster ... apparently not. Oh well, it just looked fun to me, so I will see it.

[Mobo]

The crowd died down on day 2.

it's IMAX only, for me baby....that thing stays sold out a little longer than other theatres...

(sorry, Literal Mobo...)

[Pearce]

hey, Fred Norris might be the funniest person on that show.

Certainly. Does some damn good impressions and as far as I know, has never openly trashed O&A.

[DonTheTrucker]

You got Bawbee? Nice one, Razor!

It was a great interview too. I think Bobby had fun.

[Mobo]

cumzies hug?

pfffffff! OF COURSE! What else would I be talking about?

[cokelogic]

If Red Eye were on Comedy Central it would be huge. It could be a counter balance to Stewart and Colbert.I don't know. According to Tough Crowd, unless you're South Park, you can't get away with too much shit.

[Cherry Pie]

pfffffff! OF COURSE! What else would I be talking about?

i dunno i only undertsand half your posts :action-sm

[Mobo]

Certainly. Does some damn good impressions and as far as I know, has never openly trashed O&A.

the thing I have always laughed about are the replay sound effects....and fred runs that shit.....his timing with those things are impeccable.

[cokelogic]

Comedy Central wants nothing less than counter balance.And that's the truer answer.

[Razor Roman]

Well for those who don't know (dont really wanna plug) we do Nofate and Razor live from 9-10 every wednesday. You can listen and chat live on the site, and we take live calls through Skype (we have the phone link so you can call in on a regular phone).. So If anyone wants to listen and participate; we love it! If you have something cool you wanna bring to the table - shoot me a PM and we'll get you in the show. We love having extra people to bounce ideas off of!

[KNUCKLEUP]

one of my favorite lil bits they did was when they were just screaming, "OMG!!! WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE!!!!!" with alarms going off. i giggled.

[cokelogic]

Just say "gun control".

[Stig]

April 19, 2008

This is CNN? Kinky!

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying "Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m."

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. His unusual get-up didn't lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn't exposing himself, the police source said.

Quest's unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events.

"Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends."

At a hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, Quest agreed to undergo six months of drug counseling in return for an "adjournment in contemplation of dismissal," which means the misdemeanor charges against him will be dropped and the case sealed if he stays out of trouble and completes his drug program.

He was released with no bail after spending most of the day behind bars.

Abramson predicted after the hearing that "the case will be dismissed." He declined to answer questions.

Quest, known for his hollering antics and stunts on the cable news network and its international counterpart, declined comment, as did a CNN spokeswoman.

On his official CNN bio, the network calls him "one of the most instantly recognizable members of the CNN team."

"He has become one of the network's highest profile presenters," and his "dynamic and distinctive style has made him a unique figure in the field of business and news broadcasting," the network's Web site says.

He was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn't think it would be a good fit.

[Pearce]

i dunno i only undertsand half your posts :action-sm

Because it's so hard to keep up with that witty high brow Mobo humor.

[DonTheTrucker]

Comedy Central wants nothing less than counter balance.

Of course they don't, but if they did Red Eye would fit in.

[English Gent]

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH! I'M SO PIIIIIISSSSSED!

I brought my DVD on the Watchmen motion comic to watch during breaks, but I just found out I left the first disc in my home dvd player.....shit.

I couldn't be happier right now if I was molesting a 4 year old child.

[cokelogic]

Well for those who don't know (dont really wanna plug) we do Nofate and Razor live from 9-10 every wednesday. You can listen and chat live on the site, and we take live calls through Skype (we have the phone link so you can call in on a regular phone).. So If anyone wants to listen and participate; we love it! If you have something cool you wanna bring to the table - shoot me a PM and we'll get you in the show. We love having extra people to bounce ideas off of!I'll keep that in mind. But I have to let you know, you're up against LOST. :(

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.accentfurniture.com/ProductImages/logorugs/UConn.jpg vs http://www.comeexplorecanada.com/yukon/images/map-of-yukon-territory.gif

[Pearce]

LOL Opie, fantastic answer

[English Gent]

Mmmmmm, Pork Scratchings........

[Razor Roman]

Red Eye is great. I almost wish I had a DVR just for Red Eye

[Danesy]

pfffffff! OF COURSE! What else would I be talking about?

The respect I had for Mobo is slowly dwindling ... wow.

:rolleyes:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I couldn't be happier right now if I was molesting a 4 year old child.

I don't believe you. I think that a tight little 4 year old with a turgid rod would be more pleasurable to you than Mobo's misfortune

[Razor Roman]

I'll keep that in mind. But I have to let you know, you're up against LOST. :(

we've noticed that too.... Thinking about tackling that issue head-on, though I don't think I know enough about the show to do a good Radio parody of LOST.

We will be live through the summer though!

[Pearce]

The respect I had for Mobo is slowly dwindling ... wow.

:rolleyes:

At least he doesn't make ethnic slurs about your organs.

[Danesy]

At least he doesn't make ethnic slurs about your organs.

Yea, but I never liked Heeler. I hate him actually. So I expect that from him. Mobo ... I thought he was a sweet lil boy ... I was wrong.

[DonTheTrucker]

This guy managed Bozo? Bozo Destructo maybe.


Anyone?



Anyone?


Boooo

[Cherry Pie]

ok peoples im about ready for bed

[Jimmy's Dignity]

This guy managed Bozo? Bozo Destructo maybe.


Anyone?



Anyone?


Boooo

http://a791.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_465ae772a3446f4f6cdbc96b94c543b6.jpg

[Stig]

I don't believe you. I think that a tight little 4 year old with a turgid rod would be more pleasurable to you than Mobo's misfortune

He'd forget Mobo ever existed. Just like we all do at around 4PM EST.











:action-sm

[Stig]

ok peoples im about ready for bed

She means "It's Time To Masturbate."

[Stig]

one of my favorite lil bits they did was when they were just screaming, "OMG!!! WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE!!!!!" with alarms going off. i giggled.

Happy Day After Birf, Miss.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i went to one of those brazilian meat place for my birthday. goddamn delicious.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

MMmmm....Churrascaria Plataforma

(http://www.churrascariaplataforma.com/)

that place fucking RULES

[Cherry Pie]

She means "It's Time To Masturbate."

well duhhhhhh

[Stig]

i went to one of those brazilian meat place for my birthday. goddamn delicious.

We have one here in Manchester. It fucking rules.

And you need a little bit of salad to help the 7 pounds of meat leave your colon.

[Stig]

well duhhhhhh

Pictures. Immediately.

[Pearce]

I'm a dope, I enjoy buffets. Just piles of nasty sneezed on food. Mmmmmmmm

[KNUCKLEUP]

Happy Day After Birf, Miss.

ty :action-sm

[Stig]

MMmmm....Churrascaria Plataforma

(http://www.churrascariaplataforma.com/)

that place fucking RULES

Gauchos Brazilian Steakhouse (http://www.gauchosbraziliansteakhouse.com/)

[cokelogic]

we've noticed that too.... Thinking about tackling that issue head-on, though I don't think I know enough about the show to do a good Radio parody of LOST.

We will be live through the summer though!Right on! And LOST will be taking one more 1 week break on April 22nd. I suggest you exploit that. :icon_mrgr

[Pearce]

How can you enjoy a cruise? I couldn't stand being anywhere where I'm not allowed to leave for extended lengths of time. I'd flip out by Day 3 picturing the fact that I'm absolutely not going to be anywhere but on some stupid fucking ship no matter what for at least a week.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

a BLT & chocolate milk? What a fucking awful sounding late night snack

[Danesy]

My sister worked for a Cruise Agency. She has been on 100's of cruises ... I have never been on one. Being on a ship for days would drive me fucking stir crazy. She on the other hand, loves them.

[Stig]

My sister worked for a Cruise Agency. She has been on 100's of cruises ... I have never been on one. Being on a ship for days would drive me fucking stir crazy. She on the other hand, loves them.

It's fun for a while, but eventually, you're glad to get the fuck off the boat.

[Centurion_Rob]

O&A should do a Pest Cruise! Do the show from the boat, have the show comedians perform, and just a party with all of us.

[KNUCKLEUP]

a cruise sounds like the WORST THING EVAR.

[Pearce]

Erock is the definition of "american tool". I can picture him in a hawaiian shirt, carrying around a colorful drink with an umbrella in it, happily strolling along with a big grin on his face. He's making me sick.

[Razor Roman]

Right on! And LOST will be taking one more 1 week break on April 22nd. I suggest you exploit that. :icon_mrgr
nice. Might need to get some advice from you on that :)

[Mobo]

I'm going on my first cruise this fall!!!!!!

[Pearce]

O&A should do a Pest Cruise! Do the show from the boat, have the show comedians perform, and just a party with all of us.

Yeah, that would end well. Thousands of drunken lunatics on a boat. What could possibly go wrong?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I could stand to have a floating 12 pack of Corona while I bask on a beach

[Stig]

Erock is the definition of "american tool". I can picture him in a hawaiian shirt, carrying around a colorful drink with an umbrella in it, happily strolling along with a big grin on his face. He's making me sick.

You left out the sandals with black socks.

[Razor Roman]

Erock is the definition of "american tool". I can picture him in a hawaiian shirt, carrying around a colorful drink with an umbrella in it, happily strolling along with a big grin on his face. He's making me sick.

Not only is that me on vacation, but that's also me at the office.

[DonTheTrucker]

<3 Royal Caribbean. Last cruise I went on I ran up a $1500 bar tab in 7 days. Good times.

[Stig]

Yeah, that would end well. Thousands of drunken lunatics on a boat. What could possibly go wrong?

Still, there's a certain poetry to having the hosts and the entire audience die together. It would be as if the show never existed.

[Centurion_Rob]

Yeah, that would end well. Thousands of drunken lunatics on a boat. What could possibly go wrong?

It would be fun and isn't that what cruises are anyway? At least the few I have been on.

[Reaper G]

How can you enjoy a cruise? I couldn't stand being anywhere where I'm not allowed to leave for extended lengths of time. I'd flip out by Day 3 picturing the fact that I'm absolutely not going to be anywhere but on some stupid fucking ship no matter what for at least a week.

Those ships are huge and give you a hundred things to do, and you can go on excursions during your ports of call. Awesome experience.

[cokelogic]

Why would you want to be stuck on a boat? What if you got bored and wanted to leave? Just go get a hotel room for a weekend.

[KNUCKLEUP]

cruises sound awful! i hate touristy bullshit. i can barely tolerate waiting in a long line for a movie or being in large crowds at a parade. ugh.

[Stig]

Why would you want to be stuck on a boat? What if you got bored and wanted to leave? Just go get a hotel room for a weekend.

This from a guy who never leaves Chicago.

[DonTheTrucker]

Anthony was asked to the Captains Table because he had the most exensive stateroom.

[Danesy]

Those ships are huge and give you a hundred things to do, and you can go on excursions during your ports of call. Awesome experience.

Below is why I wouldn't like it ... being able to leave ONLY on their schedule would drive me crazy. And while there are lots of things to do ... I need to be able to wander of my own free will.

Cokey understands.... :rolleyes:

Why would you want to be stuck on a boat? What if you got bored and wanted to leave? Just go get a hotel room for a weekend.

[Stig]

Anthony was asked to the Captains Table because he had the most exensive stateroom.

And a massive tab at the Casino.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahah, "It's when you feltch Lou Albano"


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/images/08/01/p1_albano.jpg

[Stig]

Below is why I wouldn't like it ... being able to leave ONLY on their schedule would drive me crazy. And while there are lots of things to do ... I need to be able to wander of my own free will.

Cokey understands.... :rolleyes:

You're stuck on a boat, but it's a fucking ENORMOUS boat.

[DonTheTrucker]

cruises sound awful! i hate touristy bullshit. i can barely tolerate waiting in a long line for a movie or being in large crowds at a parade. ugh.

The trick is to stay on the ship while in port. You have the ship to yourself and are treated like royalty.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Muh-thuh-FUCKER

They actually DO have some cocksucker from I Love You Man coming in :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You're stuck on a boat, but it's a fucking ENORMOUS boat.

it's a floating city

[Danesy]

You're stuck on a boat, but it's a fucking ENORMOUS boat.

Oh I know. Trust me. I have been on 2 days freebies with my sister ... when a new ship launched she had to spend 2 days "getting familiar" with it. I didn't like it. I would rather just go to Aruba, chill on the beach, and hang at the casinos.

A cruise just isn't my thing.

[Pearce]

You're stuck on a boat, but it's a fucking ENORMOUS boat.

That's still horrific. I don't want to be on an enormous boat in the middle of the ocean. I want to be on a super gigantic land mass that can't just sink at any moment.

[Redding]

oh no I do not want to hear a word about that fucking "I love you man" from Jason Seigel....talk about How I married your mother and freaks and geeks.

[Mobo]

You're stuck on a boat, but it's a fucking ENORMOUS boat.

I just want to go and giggle at the ridiculousness of swimming in a pool....on a boat...

"I'm in a pool of contained water! On a boat! That's floating in the water!"

[DonTheTrucker]

And a massive tab at the Casino.

Yeah but it really is about the stateroom.

[Danesy]

Muh-thuh-FUCKER

They actually DO have some cocksucker from I Love You Man coming in :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh:

Yep that's my cue. I am going outside.

Back soon...

[cokelogic]

This from a guy who never leaves Chicago.And why do you think I don't leave? I don't want to be stuck in a place where I can leave and just go the fuck home.

[DonTheTrucker]

I just want to go and giggle at the ridiculousness of swimming in a pool....on a boat...

"I'm in a pool of contained water! On a boat! That's floating in the water!"

The outdoor pools are usually pumped in sea water too.

[Mobo]

I could be watching my dvd....right...fucking...now.....grrrrrrr.

[Razor Roman]

If you really hate I Love You Man, and want to listen to something else...

might I suggest you check out Bob Kelly? ;)

http://nofateandrazor.wordpress.com/2009/03/18/nofate-and-razor-031809-special-guest-robert-kelly/

[cokelogic]

That's still horrific. I don't want to be on an enormous boat in the middle of the ocean. I want to be on a super gigantic land mass that can't just sink at any moment.That's true too. Everyone is a little worried about flying in a plane, but people pay no mind to what immanent death awaits if anything goes wrong in the middle of the ocean.

[Razor Roman]

damn now I wanna go on a cruise.

[Redding]

If you really hate I Love You Man, and want to listen to something else...

might I suggest you check out Bob Kelly? ;)

http://nofateandrazor.wordpress.com/2009/03/18/nofate-and-razor-031809-special-guest-robert-kelly/

congrats on getting that Roman how did you get him on the show?

[Redding]

Has anyone heard "on a boat" by the lonely island?

[Razor Roman]

congrats on getting that Roman how did you get him on the show?

a lot of begging :-)

[Cherry Pie]

back made meself an sausage biscuit

[cokelogic]

Has anyone heard "on a boat" by the lonely island?Is that a song? no clue.

[Mobo]

That's true too. Everyone is a little worried about flying in a plane, but people pay no mind to what immanent death awaits if anything goes wrong in the middle of the ocean.

Elvis died on the toilet.....you can't spend your life being afraid of that shit.

[Pearce]

congrats on getting that Roman how did you get him on the show?

How did he get him on? It's Bob Kelly. He got halfway through "I do a show, do you wa-" and he screamed "PLEASE, ANYTHING!"

[Redding]

a lot of begging :-)

what did you do go to one of his shows and mention you did a podcast?

thats a good interview but is it better then Matthew Lesko....genericshow.com

[KNUCKLEUP]

DUDE VON DUDENSTEIN!!!!

:yuck2:

[Redding]

Is that a song? no clue.

its the guys that did Jizz in my pants....i listened to the album and was expecting to hate it and i actually thought it was good.

[Cherry Pie]

DUDE VON DUDENSTEIN!!!!

:yuck2:

hii after birfs!

[Mobo]

what did you do go to one of his shows and mention you did a podcast?

thats a good interview but is it better then Matthew Lesko....genericshow.com

Man tits Bitch-man vs. Frantic Pitchman

[KNUCKLEUP]

okies. time to go try and install my xbox harddrive.

[Mobo]

okies. time to go try and install my xbox harddrive.

hot.

[krisko]

I like How I Met Your Mother, and I don't care who knows it

[samurai]

That's true too. Everyone is a little worried about flying in a plane, but people pay no mind to what immanent death awaits if anything goes wrong in the middle of the ocean.

Very true. According to Opie, Somali pirates seem to be lurking near the Gulf of California.

[DonTheTrucker]

I understand the reason they have to do this, but it hurts my soul hearing Opie doing the hard sell on this dogshit.

[Cherry Pie]

hot.

geeks are hawt

http://i44.tinypic.com/foly8k.jpg

[Mobo]

even if I had an inkling to go see this drivel...."Forgetting Sarah Marshall" dashed that notion to pieces.

[Cherry Pie]

samuaraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hola

[Razor Roman]

what did you do go to one of his shows and mention you did a podcast?

thats a good interview but is it better then Matthew Lesko....genericshow.com

Brian our producer went up to Bob's XM show with Big A on Valentine's day, and Brian actually did some on-air bit with them, so he gave Bob a card and asked. When we saw him at Ollie's Point for Heather Height's show, he mentioned he'd like to call in.

I am pretty sure he thought the audience was bigger than it really is though :)

[Mobo]

geeks are hawt

http://i44.tinypic.com/foly8k.jpg

that geek is.....I agree....

this one is not:
http://hotbiscuits.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/nerd-46422.jpg

[Razor Roman]

geeks are hawt

http://i44.tinypic.com/foly8k.jpg

brb jacking.

[Cherry Pie]

best part of the pics is she looks pissed off at her computer

[samurai]

samuaraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hola

Herrrrrooooooooooo chica bonita-

[Mobo]

best part of the pics is she looks pissed off at her computer

Or:

"I've tried everything....I'll suck your dick if you can fix this critical error...."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I understand the reason they have to do this, but it hurts my soul hearing Opie doing the hard sell on this dogshit.at least he didn't really try to do the hard sell on Mr. Woodcock

I would definitely enjoy slapping my cock around in front of Mila Kunis

[cokelogic]

geeks are hawt

http://i44.tinypic.com/foly8k.jpgAnother winning addition to the Red Head Thread.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

that geek is.....I agree....

this one is not:
http://hotbiscuits.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/nerd-46422.jpg

old pictures of Crip...just as incriminating as current pictures of Crip.

[Cherry Pie]

Or:

"I've tried everything....I'll suck your dick if you can fix this critical error...."

in a few pics she has a hammer :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Or:

"I've tried everything....I'll suck your dick if you can fix this critical error...."

She can suck all she wants, that blue screen ain't going away.

[samurai]

Or:

"I've tried everything....I'll suck your dick if you can fix this critical error...."

That's exactly what my lil' thought bubble guy came up with. Eerie :icon_eek:

[Mobo]

in a few pics she has a hammer :action-sm

I have one, now.

[Cherry Pie]

Another winning addition to the Red Head Thread.

yeah think i posted the whole set in there

[Redding]

Brian our producer went up to Bob's XM show with Big A on Valentine's day, and Brian actually did some on-air bit with them, so he gave Bob a card and asked. When we saw him at Ollie's Point for Heather Height's show, he mentioned he'd like to call in.

I am pretty sure he thought the audience was bigger than it really is though :)

being a show producer is fun...all the lying haha

[Mobo]

She can suck all she wants, that blue screen ain't going away.

but my blue balls will.....<wak wak>

[Mobo]

That's exactly what my lil' thought bubble guy came up with. Eerie :icon_eek:

You have a whole guy to come with those? I come up with my own thought bubbles....

[Stig]

After seeing Sarah Marshall, we were singing the Van Helsing song around the house for days.

[TJLamb0518]

So who's going to call in and ask him if Alysson Hannigan is a goer...

[Cherry Pie]

You have a whole guy to come with those? I come up with my own thought bubbles....

score for mooby

[Mobo]

After seeing Sarah Marshall, we were singing the Van Helsing song around the house for days.

yeeech. Infuriating.

[DonTheTrucker]

Man cave? Masturbation station? Jesus this is horrible.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahah, poor brother not-Elmo

Brett? I can't remember

[Mobo]

score for mooby

http://www.dogma-movie.com/artwork/images/mooby.gif?

[cokelogic]

I didn't want to give one, I wanted to get one.

[Pearce]

Man cave? Masturbation station? Jesus this is horrible.

Squeeze your pillow, close your eyes real tight, the pain will end soon.

[Cherry Pie]

http://www.dogma-movie.com/artwork/images/mooby.gif?

yup thats you

[DonTheTrucker]

So who's going to call in and ask him if Alysson Hannigan is a goer...

Hopefully Steve from Yellowstone.

[Mobo]

At least the guy is a fun interview....

[zoal]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall was a good movie. saw it the other day.

[Pearce]

At least the guy is a fun interview....

We can only hope they bring Intern David in to finger Stalker Patti and salvage everything.