SNV Listening Thread 3/21/2009 - Sam and Dave, live and uninteresting!

[Pearce]

c wut i did thar?

[crippledalbino]

Misspelled a bunch of stuff?
Good evening, world.

[crippledalbino]

A live show, and I'm the only one here? Sweet.

[crippledalbino]

And I haven't even started postwhoring yet.

[crippledalbino]

Alrighty, then.

[crippledalbino]

I don't think the Hacker would want my computer files. Do you really want my Master of Orion saved games that badly?

[crippledalbino]

Great.
So google can figure out that I have no life. Spectacular.

[zoal]

Hi crip! I am here, but I am being a nerd in World of Warcraft atm.

[crippledalbino]

Hi crip! I am here, but I am being a nerd in World of Warcraft atm.

I know a chick who does WoW, and that means that you're simply too busy for this awesome thread. But it's hopping, you should pop in. We could... uh... y'know, banter.

[crippledalbino]

"I am a shitbucket of piss."
Line of the day. Or night. Or weekend. Or whatever.

[crippledalbino]

Just got up and got another drink, answered a text, and disturbed my cat. Hope I didn't miss anything in this awesome listening thread.

[transit grinder]

This song stinks.

[crippledalbino]

This song stinks.

Must. Not. Bash. Must. Not. Chase only other person away.
Must. Be. Civil.

[weeniewawa]

first boxee now this?

dave is a kid toucher

[crippledalbino]

Oh fuck it. Zoal is killing people with his pointy-eared swordsman and 'transitgrinder' hates music. I'm gonna play some poker.

[transit grinder]

:(

[Pearce]

grrr flop sweat

[zoal]

That was hurtful pearce.

[crippledalbino]

Pearce should be in the listening thread if he's listening.
Just saying.
And yes, Zoal's a queer. I concur.

[phillybear]

What was the complete lineup tonight?

[crippledalbino]

That was hurtful pearce.

It made me so happy.

[zoal]

It made me so happy.

/hulk music

[crippledalbino]

What was the complete lineup tonight?

Zoal's the catcher.

[Pearce]

Pearce should be in the listening thread if he's listening.
Just saying.

I feel naked when Steam's not around.

[crippledalbino]

I feel naked when Steam's not around.

So you let me whore it up all by myself? Bastard.

[phillybear]

Are they still pushing Jason Ellis 7-9?

There is so much disinterest in that show, you can't even find it on torrents.

I'm assuming Dr Steve and Sam & Dave are bookending that slop.

[crippledalbino]

Are they still pushing Jason Ellis 7-9?

There is so much disinterest in that show, you can't even find it on torrents.

I'm assuming Dr Steve and Sam & Dave are bookending that slop.

I'm sure that you're making a valid point and I welcome your feedback in our listening thread.

[phillybear]

I'm sure that you're making a valid point and I welcome your feedback in our listening thread.

Don't mind me. I'm drinking, and about to go back to watching basketball.

Toodles.

[transit grinder]

Yes, the Jason Ellis show was on before this.

[crippledalbino]

Don't mind me. I'm drinking, and about to go back to watching basketball.

Toodles.

No! Drink! Share!
I WELCOME YOUR PRESENCE HERE!!!


Lonely listening threads suck ass.

[Pearce]

4 dead in New York group home fire
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/03/21/group.home.fire/index.html

NEW YORK (CNN) -- Four people were killed early Saturday after a fire broke out at a state-run group home for mentally disabled residents in upstate New York, the governor's office said.


:haha7:

[crippledalbino]

4 dead in New York group home fire
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/03/21/group.home.fire/index.html

NEW YORK (CNN) -- Four people were killed early Saturday after a fire broke out at a state-run group home for mentally disabled residents in upstate New York, the governor's office said.


:haha7:

Nice find, Pearcemanahan.

[zoal]

I appreciate the plug though pearce, even if it was out of left field and made no sense to anyone but 5 people from wackbag.

[crippledalbino]

I appreciate the plug though pearce, even if it was out of left field and made no sense to anyone but 5 people from wackbag.

It's his way of expressing his own love for you. It's like a boy in second grade pulling a little girl's hair to get attention.

[Pearce]

I appreciate the plug though pearce, even if it was out of left field and made no sense to anyone but 5 people from wackbag.

I froze up when forced to improv beyond my initial call. When in doubt, do an inside joke.

[crippledalbino]

I froze up when forced to improv beyond my initial call. When in doubt, do an inside joke.

You do not realize just how happy it made me though.
So know that you've pleased a drunken cripple. That's all that matters.

[crippledalbino]

I would never want to know when Zoal was beating his meat.

And by 'never', I mean 'always.'

[crippledalbino]

Yet another wackbagger that's allegedly listening who's too cool for our shitty thread.

[zoal]

Coke couldn't even be bothered to defend me from Pearce's outlandish statement.

[crippledalbino]

Coke couldn't even be bothered to defend me from Pearce's outlandish statement.

What did you expect? For cokey to get on the phone and say "Zoal usually doesn't bother to push back"?

[cokelogic]

Who's too cool for what now?

[crippledalbino]

Who's too cool for what now?

Oh there you are.
I've been trying to be nice to people just because there are NO PEOPLE HERE.
Including you.

[cokelogic]

Coke couldn't even be bothered to defend me from Pearce's outlandish statement.Oops! What did I miss?

[crippledalbino]

Oops! What did I miss?

Zoal got outed. Standard Saturday Night, really.

[cokelogic]

Oh there you are.
I've been trying to be nice to people just because there are NO PEOPLE HERE.
Including you.Yeah, I don't think it's anything against SNV, but it's been less populated on here, the nice it gets outside. I think people are in beer gardens and baseball stands.

[crippledalbino]

Yeah, I don't think it's anything against SNV, but it's been less populated on here, the nice it gets outside. I think people are in beer gardens and baseball stands.

And I can't blame them. I'm just drunk and lonely tonight so I decided to listen for a change.

[cokelogic]

Zoal got outed. Standard Saturday Night, really.
Outed as a great artist? Who doesn't know the man is super talented?

[crippledalbino]

Outed as a great artist? Who doesn't know the man is super talented?

I dunno, Pearce is the one who said it. I'll give you a hint:
It rhymes with "Raggot."

[transit grinder]

Am I allowed to hate this song?

[crippledalbino]

Am I allowed to hate this song?

Hey, hating music is your bit. Run with it.

[cokelogic]

Am I allowed to hate this song?You're allowed.

[transit grinder]

Excellent. I hate this song.

End of the bit.

[crippledalbino]

Excellent. I hate this song.

End of the bit.

I predict that there's at least another song that you hate by the end of your life.

[Steam]

Nice to know that you faggots can't operate without me around.

[Pearce]

Oops! What did I miss?

You know how most people say things and you listen to what they say and respond accordingly? There are other people who lock up because they have nothing funny or interesting to say and instead opt to spout retarded message board references, ending up looking like a massive tool to the hosts.

[crippledalbino]

Nice to know that you faggots can't operate without me around.

Thank god, another pathetic postwhore has showed up.

[Steam]

Thank god, another pathetic postwhore has showed up.

More concerned with the Gonzaga game than this shit but I figured I owed it to my fans to at least make an appearance.

[cokelogic]

You know how most people say things and you listen to what they say and respond accordingly? There are other people who lock up because they have nothing funny or interesting to say and instead opt to spout retarded message board references, ending up looking like a massive tool to the hosts.Shirt! I can't wait to hear your call when the show is on the interweb tomorrow.

[crippledalbino]

Shirt! I can't wait to hear your call when the show is on the interweb tomorrow.

Oh, it was rife with hilarity, as you can imagine.

[zoal]

Shirt! I can't wait to hear your call when the show is on the interweb tomorrow.

he ended his call with "zoal is a queer"

[cokelogic]

he ended his call with "zoal is a queer"Awe, Pearce. What are you doing? You're going to hell, so you're taking everyone with you? :rolleyes:

[Steam]

he ended his call with "zoal is a queer"

Well, at least he got that part right.

[zoal]

Well, at least he got that part right.

Love you too, buddy.

[crippledalbino]

Love you too, buddy.

Psst - that doesn't make you sound less gay.

[Pearce]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iqENn2cxjc4/SH_1-wI8HKI/AAAAAAAAB-w/VRxOtKUMnUA/s400/interstella+5555_0.jpg
http://www.acefun.co.uk/images/streamers.jpg
http://www.ci.sand-springs.ok.us/caffeine/uploads/files/CityNews/Fireworks-A.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iqENn2cxjc4/SH_1-wI8HKI/AAAAAAAAB-w/VRxOtKUMnUA/s400/interstella+5555_0.jpg
http://www.acefun.co.uk/images/streamers.jpg
http://www.ci.sand-springs.ok.us/caffeine/uploads/files/CityNews/Fireworks-A.jpg

You suck at life.

[zoal]

Psst - that doesn't make you sound less gay.

I also recall the reason i drew an elf defending you.

[crippledalbino]

I also recall the reason i drew an elf defending you.

And I appreciate it. But I need it because YOU sir, are a creepy motherfucker and I worry for my physical safety. So I have a surprisingly good drawing that took you probably three and a half minutes to protect me.

[Pearce]

You suck at life.

I see how it is. Treat me like gold when it's us and zoal, but the second Coke and Steam show up, I'm just yesterday's garbage. Well Pearce Cougar Mellencamp refuses to be trodded upon anymore. Find someone else to be your pissbag for the evening. Good day, sir!

[crippledalbino]

I see how it is. Treat me like gold when it's us and zoal, but the second Coke and Steam show up, I'm just yesterday's garbage. Well Pearce Cougar Mellencamp refuses to be trodded upon anymore. Find someone else to be your pissbag for the evening. Good day, sir!

Oh sorry, next time a party gets thrown for a 5,555th post, I'll be sure to pretend like it was brilliant and hilarious. And keep your shitty ass in here, you know damn well you've got nothing better to do.

[cokelogic]

"fridges are indestructible" :haha7:

[Steam]

Fuck yes, Gonzaga WINS!!!

[cokelogic]

http://www.heartlandjobs.org/Images/Photo%20Kid%20Hillbilly%20Parade.jpg
What I imagine Dr Steve's kid to look like.

[Steam]

Ok, this is stupid fucking shit.

[crippledalbino]

Ok, this is stupid fucking shit.

Yeah, I tapped out listening, I'm now just reliving my youth and watching old wrestling ppvs.

[Steam]

Yeah, I tapped out listening, I'm now just reliving my youth and watching old wrestling ppvs.

The shittiness of Dave makes you really appreciate the greatness that was Than.

I hated him at first but holy fuck he made me change my opinion. He even made Sam entertaining.

[crippledalbino]

The shittiness of Dave makes you really appreciate the greatness that was Than.

I hated him at first but holy fuck he made me change my opinion. He even made Sam entertaining.

I never had a problem with Than. I always felt like he was the most underrated 'character' or producer or whatever ever. I should say 'ever' again.

[cokelogic]

What are you guys talking about? This is fucking great!

[Steam]

I never had a problem with Than. I always felt like he was the most underrated 'character' or producer or whatever ever. I should say 'ever' again.

He was kind of annoying at first. I hated how he automatically just showed up and thought he was great. He'd just kind of sit in on the show and not get up. But via the greatness of his show he made me a believer. Sam always has sucked. And combine that with how awful Dave is and its not good.

[Steam]

What are you guys talking about? This is fucking great!

Poor bad taste cokelogic.

[crippledalbino]

What are you guys talking about? This is fucking great!

Oh, shit, I forgot, cokie's a punch drinker.

Nothing, sir, everything is wonderful and hilarious, we're just basking in the greatness right now. Have another drink and take a nap.

[zoal]

what are you guys talking about? This is fucking great!

I agree.

[Steam]

Ok, punching out. This shit is fucking awful.

[crippledalbino]

I agree.

And now it's going to be Zoal and cokelogic versus Steam and Crip for the SNV Tag Team Championship!

Alright, enough wrestling, I've gotta stop.

[transit grinder]

Yeah, I tapped out listening, I'm now just reliving my youth and watching old wrestling ppvs.

Which old PPV are you watching? If you're still lingering around.

[crippledalbino]

Which old PPV are you watching? If you're still lingering around.

I started watching the Royal Rumbles/Wrestlemanias chronologically. I'm up to Wrestlemania IV. Right now it's Warlord vs. British Bulldog. I bet you all can't wait to find out who wins this one.

[Steam]

Ok, I stuck around to see if they would mention the awfulness of the Kevin Smith title usage. Good on Sam for doing that.

[crippledalbino]

I started watching the Royal Rumbles/Wrestlemanias chronologically. I'm up to Wrestlemania IV. Right now it's Warlord vs. British Bulldog. I bet you all can't wait to find out who wins this one.

Edit: My bad, I'm drunk. I meant WMVII

[SOS]

American History X still sounds better.

[SOS]

The Breakfast Club sounds better than The Detention Club.

[zoal]

Ok, I stuck around to see if they would mention the awfulness of the Kevin Smith title usage. Good on Sam for doing that.

See? the show pulls you in.

[SOS]

Joe Piscopo, yuck.

[SOS]

Indiana Jones
Hollywood Homicide
Air Force One
Star Wars

[zoal]

SNV threads are slow. I need to set aside my saturday next time, get drunk and just get this thread to 10+ by midnight.

[SOS]

I wonder what ESD's new monster will be.

cokelogic, crippledalbino, gynecometrist, Steam, transit grinder, and zoal plus guests.

[transit grinder]

The bi-clops, eh? Genius.

[cokelogic]

SNV threads are slow. I need to set aside my saturday next time, get drunk and just get this thread to 10+ by midnight.I'm useless tonight. I'm just lounging around in bed listening to the show. I'm tired with my sleep schedule messed up. I only woke up to hear SD, but hopefully I can stay up after the show to go out.

PS I just took the biggest dump. It was awesome! It wasn't a pile of logs, but just a giant mass. It filled half the bowl and after I flushed, I wished I would have twittered it first.

[cokelogic]

The bi-clops, eh? Genius.If Bi-Clops cried on the radio, I think I know who he's based off of. Get it!?! :action-sm

[Probably Stoned]

... and after I flushed, I wished I would have twittered it first.

The terrible plight of the modern man.

[cokelogic]

The terrible plight of the modern man.It is. It's kind of a "have your cake and flush it too" type thing.

[zoal]

I'm useless tonight. I'm just lounging around in bed listening to the show. I'm tired with my sleep schedule messed up. I only woke up to hear SD, but hopefully I can stay up after the show to go out.

PS I just took the biggest dump. It was awesome! It wasn't a pile of logs, but just a giant mass. It filled half the bowl and after I flushed, I wished I would have twittered it first.

Nothing I love more than sitting on the bowl and feeling like a turd rocketed out of my asshole, only to look down and see a massive shit snake coming out of the water. We should call in with this gold.

[SOS]

Bi-Clops

[transit grinder]

I, too, just took a massive shit. After being constipated for three or four days, I have to say it was quite a mess.

[cokelogic]

Drunk guys on the radio are funny (well, not the callers, but the fun at their expense).

[transit grinder]

Primetime has himself another wrestling gig. I was wondering if they were going to go the entire night without a mention of wrestling.

[Fuck Nut]

Great show guys! Keep up the good work. :action-sm

[cokelogic]

They need a two hour slot. Every weekend, live to tap is acceptable. But 1 hour is too short and 3 hours is too few and far between.

Great show!

[zoal]

They need a two hour slot. Every weekend, live to tap is acceptable. But 1 hour is too short and 3 hours is too few and far between.

Great show!

They need Jason Elis' time slot, or whoever that guy is.

[transit grinder]

They should definitely have Jason's time slot. Maybe his show will grown on me over time, but thus far I haven't warmed up to it.

[Pearce]

obligatory Pearce zshare call clip http://www.zshare.net/audio/5743440742c65322/

[Steam]

obligatory Pearce zshare call clip http://www.zshare.net/audio/5743440742c65322/

Can't believe I actually listened to that shit. But still, you were right with your statement before you hung up.

[zoal]

Can't believe I actually listened to that shit. But still, you were right with your statement before you hung up.

I am nothing but nice. Why shit on me? :p