03/23/09 - O&A Show Listening Thread - Insert Random, Non-Show-Related Title Here

[English Gent]

Hello, shitbags.

[Saikotic]

But this is a LOCAL shop!

[English Gent]

But this is a LOCAL shop!

For LOCAL people!

[Saikotic]

I've only seen the first two, but the nursing scene in the second one along with the horrid dance number have left me numb. Cranked my cock so much that I can no longer feel it.

[English Gent]

Creepiest comedy character ever: Papa Lazarou

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdtfH2D8j9g

[Saikotic]

I didn't know Obama could act. :action-sm

[English Gent]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1164062/School-plane-crash-horror-12-primary-pupils-die-way-ski-trip.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/23/article-1164062-040BD6DA000005DC-568_468x348.jpg

Fucking ace job by the pilot, there. I mean, if you're going to crash a planeload of kids, what better way to do it than to cut out the middleman and crash straight into a graveyard?

[Saikotic]

Oh noOw, that's TERRible.

[Cherry Pie]

im sleepy

[English Gent]

I'm getting flashbacks to Friday's abortion of a show.........

[Saikotic]

Morning Cherry.

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[Cherry Pie]

cant.....connect....to .....interwebs

[English Gent]

The Allman Brothers are for queers.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

second hand pot, that opies on the edge

[Saikotic]

Oh hey! It's the Allman Brotherzzzzzzzzzzzz

[umo]

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s70233.jpg

[Saikotic]

Bruce Hornsby is STILL playing with the dead.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s70233.jpg

Little known fact, Greg grows 100 feet tall at night and looks in windows for cock.

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In9P4rHuVpk

[cokelogic]

Ron is a bully. David comes in with gifts of friendship and Ron kicks him out. It's not cool.

[umo]

Ron - David bit is phony, contrived, forced & poorly acted.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I can't wait until someone kicks ESD in the cunt.

[Guilty Spark]

are they seriously still going with this David bit?

[Steam]

Ron - David bit is phony, contrived, forced & poorly acted.

I blame David for sucking.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Oh yeah, good morning baggers. I wanna be back in bed. On-call sucks.

[Saikotic]

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=355548&affid=digg&

The top 10 Controversial South Park episodes. I just rewatched the end of Scott Tenorman must Die. Great shit.

[mr.diddles]

morning baggers

[umo]

"A retarded bowler is anybody who bowls"

Good one Jimmy.

[English Gent]

Saikotic, that fucking queer......

[Saikotic]

:)

[Blue Heeler]

Change your name Saighkotik

[Cherry Pie]

sai saiiiiiiiiiii he rulezzzz

[English Gent]

Why Lynch thought that this was a decent song is unfathomable. It's fucking dreadful....

[Steam]

Haha, Lynch and the stupid bowling song. Ahhh, the memories.

[Blue Heeler]

Why Lynch thought that this was a decent song is unfathomable. It's fucking dreadful....

But he says "ballsack" and the crowd laughs!

[mr.diddles]

lynch's pussy just fell out of his pants!

[Saikotic]

I guess last names don't appear on the IF screen. I spell it Psychotic on that line

[Blue Heeler]

Candlestick bowling is beyond gay...I tried it when I went to Boston and averaged above the pro level.

[umo]

Is this good radio?

[Blue Heeler]

I guess last names don't appear on the IF screen. I spell it Psychotic on that line

I put "Blue Heeler" on the first name and just a "." in the Last name, it reads better on the IF screen.

[Steam]

Candlestick bowling is beyond gay...I tried it when I went to Boston and averaged above the pro level.

Never heard of it until I came up here and you know what? I've never even tried it. It just looked fucking gay.

[mr.diddles]

You know whats worst than watching bowling...... Listening to people talk about bowling

[mr.diddles]

Real bowling??

[Saikotic]

Bowling is only fun if you're watching waterheads keep their balance while slipping on the fucking drool puddles.

[Saikotic]

Lawn darts, best backyard game. Aim for your friends and they get a free ride to the hospital I'm surprised they haven't discussed Bocce Ball.

[English Gent]

Only the English could invent a sport that can take three days to play.

[Steam]

You know whats worst than watching bowling...... Listening to people talk about bowling

No shit. I can't believe I stopped jacking off to Robin Meade for this.

[umo]

Bowling is an excuse to drink beer and date fat broads.

[Steam]

Paper football was the shit back in sixth grade.

[Saikotic]

No shit. I can't believe I stopped jacking off to Robin Meade for this.

I'm more surprised that you're still able to masturbate. Is it like flapping a wet noodle around? :action-sm

[mr.diddles]

Piggy in the middle is the worst game ever!

[Steam]

I'm more surprised that you're still able to masturbate. Is it like flapping a wet noodle around? :action-sm

Shouldn't you be trying to give "shout outs" to 17 year old girls on the air?

[Steam]

Convenient that Anthony just now has Jimmy over to visit. I think he's just trying to woo him for the inevitable Anthony Show.

[umo]

Hide the sausage is a great game...especially with another guy.

[Steam]

Hacky sack just reminds me of the tools in college who'd play it in the quad while blasting shitty music.

[Saikotic]

Shouldn't you be trying to give "shout outs" to 17 year old girls on the air?

Nice try, but that wasn't me. I did however call up about having phone sex with a deaf chick.

[Steam]

Are they bashing Frolf? George Costanza likes it. That's enough for me.

[mr.diddles]

Who's needle has AIDS is a pretty shitty game!

[Steam]

Nice try, but that wasn't me. I did however call up about having phone sex with a deaf chick.

Everyone is denying that. Hmmmm. How many faggots from Ohio are there who'd make that call? I can think of two and it wasn't the other guy.

[umo]

When it comes to non-stop fun nothing beats Monster Rain.

[Blue Heeler]

Cornhole was invented in Cincinnati and is HUUUUUUGE here. Great drinking game.

[Saikotic]

Everyone is denying that. Hmmmm. How many faggots from Ohio are there who'd make that call? I can think of two and it wasn't the other guy.

With your addled mind, I'm surprised you can think of two. Just because there are only a few people retarded enough to admit they're from Ohio doesn't mean that there aren't more. For example, there was that dude who plastered WOW stickers all over his car and drove to WMMS to protest Maxwell. yecch.

Why don't you just ask Cherry who it was? I think she knows.

[cokelogic]

Tether ball rules!

[mr.diddles]

When it comes to non-stop fun nothing beats Monster Rain.

Especially with a sickle cell anemic aids patient.

[Steam]

With your addled mind, I'm surprised you can think of two. Just because there are only a few people retarded enough to admit they're from Ohio doesn't mean that there aren't more. For example, there was that dude who plastered WOW stickers all over his car and drove to WMMS to protest Maxwell. yecch.

Why don't you just ask Cherry who it was? I think she knows.

My memory is wicked strong.

That asshole doesn't post here so it wouldn't be him. It would have to be someone from these threads or a wrestling thread since those are the only places that she posts in.

And no, I won't. That would involve talking to her which I abhor.

[Steam]

Tether ball rules!

Ok, Napoleon Dynamite.

[cokelogic]

Submit the score to Twin Galaxies.

[Blue Heeler]

Opie should just refer to it as "Breaker"

[Saikotic]

Nice, CokeLogic

[Blue Heeler]

It's the Cokelogic & Heeler IF Show. ;)

[cokelogic]

Heeler, did your wife shit out that kid yet?

[Saikotic]

Punching out.

[cokelogic]

It's the Cokelogic & Heeler IF Show. ;)Yep. We're both dorks who love The King of Kong :icon_mrgr

[Blue Heeler]

Heeler, did your wife shit out that kid yet?

Nope, we were going by the original due date, which was yesterday...getting induced Wednesday morning.

[Stig]

Yep. We're both dorks who love The King of Kong :icon_mrgr

You had me at "Dorks."

Mornin' folks.

[Blue Heeler]

I played Brickbreaker for 2 minutes...that was enough. I hate cellphone games.

[Stig]

Hey, I'm gonna be rich!

Dear Honourable Beneficiary,

This is safe receipt of your email response to my honorable office.
Meanwhile,I want to use this opportunity to inform you that your fund had been gazette and approved for payment since the second week of May 2008 and we have sent you a notice before this day and also we have inform the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in the United States of America about the Final processing of your overdue inheritance fund succesfuly to your designated bank account without any further delay.

It will be your best interest to know that you are among the Category "H" Foreign Beneficiary/contractor that is due for payment with Federal Government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Be informed that among all the beneficiary in Category "H" you are the only one that has not received your Fund as schedule by the Federal Government of this republic of Nigeria.

Also you are to bear it in mind that the federal government of Nigeria/Supreme High Court Of Nigeria had already pay all charges that may be required from you before the transfer of your overdue fund is Remitted to your designated bank account, but an Insurance Stamp must be Endorsed on your Payment Transfer Slip before transfer can be made into your nominated banking account and beneficiary is to bear the cost of the Insurance Stamp which will cost you US$385.

Be informed that this fee of US$385 Dollars is going to the Monitoring Agency that will monitor your fund while its on transit, and if you think you are not comfortable with this Protocol that just been Implemented by Federal Ministry of Finance/Supreme High Court Of Nigeria and the Boad of Directors, you can also receive your fund through our affiliated bank in United Kingdom (UK), in this regard you will receive your fund cash in a Trunk box in form of a consignment, the only thing you will have to do is to Travel down to United Kingdom (UK) to receive your fund through a diplomat means by our affiliated bank in United Kingdom (UK).

Lastly I want you to know that the Senate Head of Committee on Debt Reconciliation had already call for all payment file that is due for payment but I have to delay the one of Category "H" payment file because you still remain unpaid.

Get back to upon this email.
Chief Justice Idris Legbo Kutigi
Supreme High Court Of Nigeria.
Telephone: +234-18932344, +234-8039269333
Email: supremehighcourtofnigeria1@live.com

NOTE: YOU ARE ADVISE TO TRY YOUR POSSIBLE BEST TO CALL THE SUPREME HIGH COURT FOR CONFIRMATION IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL, +234-18932344, +234-8039269333,

[Pearce]

Everyone is denying that. Hmmmm. How many faggots from Ohio are there who'd make that call? I can think of two and it wasn't the other guy.

See, Steamykins knows me. <3

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

I've destroyed the battery on my phone playing "Puzzle Quest".....good Lord, I love that game.

[cokelogic]

I played Brickbreaker for 2 minutes...that was enough. I hate cellphone games.There's a couple good brickbreaker type games for the iphone. They're pretty fun.

[Steam]

Is Opie shitting on hockey games?

NHL games have always been the shit.

[English Gent]

Hey, I'm gonna be rich!

Dear Honourable Beneficiary,

This is safe receipt of your email response to my honorable office.
Meanwhile,I want to use this opportunity to inform you that your fund had been gazette and approved for payment since the second week of May 2008 and we have sent you a notice before this day and also we have inform the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in the United States of America about the Final processing of your overdue inheritance fund succesfuly to your designated bank account without any further delay.

It will be your best interest to know that you are among the Category "H" Foreign Beneficiary/contractor that is due for payment with Federal Government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Be informed that among all the beneficiary in Category "H" you are the only one that has not received your Fund as schedule by the Federal Government of this republic of Nigeria.

Also you are to bear it in mind that the federal government of Nigeria/Supreme High Court Of Nigeria had already pay all charges that may be required from you before the transfer of your overdue fund is Remitted to your designated bank account, but an Insurance Stamp must be Endorsed on your Payment Transfer Slip before transfer can be made into your nominated banking account and beneficiary is to bear the cost of the Insurance Stamp which will cost you US$385.

Be informed that this fee of US$385 Dollars is going to the Monitoring Agency that will monitor your fund while its on transit, and if you think you are not comfortable with this Protocol that just been Implemented by Federal Ministry of Finance/Supreme High Court Of Nigeria and the Boad of Directors, you can also receive your fund through our affiliated bank in United Kingdom (UK), in this regard you will receive your fund cash in a Trunk box in form of a consignment, the only thing you will have to do is to Travel down to United Kingdom (UK) to receive your fund through a diplomat means by our affiliated bank in United Kingdom (UK).

Lastly I want you to know that the Senate Head of Committee on Debt Reconciliation had already call for all payment file that is due for payment but I have to delay the one of Category "H" payment file because you still remain unpaid.

Get back to upon this email.
Chief Justice Idris Legbo Kutigi
Supreme High Court Of Nigeria.
Telephone: +234-18932344, +234-8039269333
Email: supremehighcourtofnigeria1@live.com

NOTE: YOU ARE ADVISE TO TRY YOUR POSSIBLE BEST TO CALL THE SUPREME HIGH COURT FOR CONFIRMATION IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL, +234-18932344, +234-8039269333,

Maybe I'm just overly-cautious, but I'm not convinced that that email is legitimate.

[cokelogic]

The crowds in NBA 2k9 are insane.

[Steam]

If it was just the computer doing everything then why are certain people better than others?

[English Gent]

Madden lost me when they started that 'QB Vision' bullshit.

[Blue Heeler]

High Velocity Bowling on the PS3 is tons more fun than Wii Bowling.

[Mobo]

Maybe I'm just overly-cautious, but I'm not convinced that that email is legitimate.

You're a worry-wart....Stig, don't you listen to this pasty faced brit.....I say go for it....What's the worst that could happen?

[Stig]

Maybe I'm just overly-cautious, but I'm not convinced that that email is legitimate.

NOW you tell me. :(

[Chester'sLiver]

The Wii is not going to get "there" in graphics. I don't know what Opie is talking about. And Mario Kart is fun to play.

[Steam]

Jimmy is dead on about Mario Kart. What a bunch of fucking 'mos playing that game.

[Stig]

HEY! When did Loki become English Gent???
What kind of fucking asshole changes his name?

[cokelogic]

The rumor is Wii HD for 2010. But I think that's just cartoony balloon headed characters in HD, not better graphics.

[Steam]

Madden lost me when they started that 'QB Vision' bullshit.

The last few Maddens haven't been that good. It's all about MLB The Show nowadays.

[Stig]

The rumor is Wii HD for 2010. But I think that's just cartoony balloon headed characters in HD, not better graphics.

I've only played Wii once - there's nothing you can do about those pixelated graphics?

[English Gent]

I remember an early 80s game for the Commodore 64 called '****** Nogger'.

[cokelogic]

Postal was lame. Just trying to be offensive.

[Blue Heeler]

The last few Maddens haven't been that good. It's all about MLB The Show nowadays.

Love MLB 09, RTTS is the shit.

[umo]

The original Grand Theft Auto is still better than all the high tech sequels. The rampage mode is the best thing ever.

[mr.diddles]

you would think Ant would like the Wii if it appealed to kids and old people. He and his dates would be content.

[English Gent]

The last few Maddens haven't been that good. It's all about MLB The Show nowadays.

Madden reached its sweet spot in realism, and then just went that little bit too far with being complicated, whereupon it stopped being fun to play.

[Chester'sLiver]

Resident Evil 5 was really good. The racist angle people took was dumb..

[English Gent]

Half Life is still the only game that I've ever found truly frightening in places.

[Vyce]

Ah, Resident Evil, another realistic game.

[Steam]

Love MLB 09, RTTS is the shit.

Definitely agree.

And with that "Steam agrees with Heeler" moment I'm off to work. I do have to say that I look dapper today too. That has nothing to do with anything but I had to let it be known.

[Blue Heeler]

F.E.A.R. was a great game.

[Blue Heeler]

Resident Evil 5...because standing still while you shoot zombies is fun...

BOOOOOOOO

[umo]

"My mommy & daddy let my sleep at Ant's house on weekends because he has all the best video games."

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/Violet.jpg

[mr.diddles]

Silent hill the room scared the shit out of me.

[Vyce]

Anthony's so fucking right, they probably DO have that for the Wii.

Awful system. Just a system full of retarded minigames packaged together.

[Blue Heeler]

Siren: Blood Curse on the PS3 is probably the scariest game out today.

[cokelogic]

I never got around to playing the Silent Hill series. I'm sure the game is great, but I don't know about putting up with the RE controls. Up is always forward??

[Chester'sLiver]

Dead Space was pretty good. I didn't think it was fantastic though..

[cokelogic]

Siren: Blood Curse on the PS3 is probably the scariest game out today.You'll have to tell us about it. Nobody bought a PS3. :action-sm

[Vyce]

This guy stinks. He brings up Dead Space and doesn't spend one second talking about what makes Dead Space so cool, which is the FUCKING SPACE ZOMBIES.

[cokelogic]

The callers stink today.

[Blue Heeler]

You'll have to tell us about it. Nobody bought a PS3. :action-sm

Is Nobody your real name? Only poor people settle for a 360.

[Stig]

Anthony's so fucking right, they probably DO have that for the Wii.

Awful system. Just a system full of retarded minigames packaged together.

A friend with a Wii has Call of Duty 5 on it. It's fucking impossible to play with those retarded controllers.

[Mobo]

Is Nobody your real name? Only poor people settle for a 360.

OH! Those poor people with all those exclusive titles! And their early release dates! Who will help them?!?!?!

[cokelogic]

Is Nobody your real name? Only poor people settle for a 360.Game Catalog = Install Base = Price Point

They better announce a drop price drop at E3.

[Stig]

You'll have to tell us about it. Nobody bought a PS3. :action-sm

We're not slaves to Bill Gates, sir.:rolleyes:

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYYnhy3li9g&feature=PlayList&p=4E3D8BD739FC9D98&index=0&playnext=1

[Stig]

OH! Those poor people with all those red rings of death! Who will help them?!?!?!

Fixed.

[cokelogic]

We're not slaves to Bill Gates, sir.:rolleyes:It's not about being brand loyal. Microsoft sucks. Microsoft would be nothing if it weren't for the faults of it's competitors. That goes for video games and operating systems.

Quote me on that! It's a great quote.

[Blue Heeler]

OH! Those poor people with all those exclusive titles! And their early release dates! Who will help them?!?!?!

Exclusive shit titles mean nothing to me...and most of the 360 games eventually come out on the PC and are better. I don't need your little DVD player console, Sir.

[Mobo]

Kill Bill for those with a short attention span:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=68d_1237695565

[umo]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/Hapland.jpg (http://www.finestfreeonlinegames.com/full-21928-Hapland-2.html)

[Blue Heeler]

Another dumb caller....Madworld was made black & white on purpose.

[cokelogic]

Want to make a million dollars? The iphone is practically made for point and click adventure games and yet none exist. I need to get involved with someone who can create games.

[Blue Heeler]

Canadians suck...what a waste of land.

[Blue Heeler]

Want to make a million dollars? The iphone is practically made for point and click adventure games and yet none exist. I need to get involved with someone who can create games.

PM Dolemyte...

[Mobo]

Game Catalog = Install Base = Price Point

They better announce a drop price drop at E3.

We're not slaves to Bill Gates, sir.:rolleyes:

It's not about being brand loyal. Microsoft sucks. Microsoft would be nothing if it weren't for the faults of it's competitors. That goes for video games and operating systems.

Quote me on that! It's a great quote.

Exclusive shit titles mean nothing to me...and most of the 360 games eventually come out on the PC and are better. I don't need your little DVD player console, Sir.

Today's debate between Little Stevie Johnson of Miss Peterson's 5th grade class, and Little Jimmy Roberts of Mrs. Martinez's 5th grade class, has been brought to you by....Mountain Dew! The boost you need to keep those extra lives!

[cokelogic]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/Hapland.jpg (http://foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/)What is this?

[Blue Heeler]

Today's debate between Little Stevie Johnson of Miss Peterson's 5th grade class, and Little Jimmy Roberts of Mrs. Martinez's 5th grade class, has been brought to you by....Mountain Dew! The boost you need to keep those extra lives!

You're trying too hard, settle down, Men are discussing video games. wait, what?

[cokelogic]

PM Dolemyte...I will.

[Mobo]

You're trying too hard, settle down, Men are discussing video games. wait, what?

I can't wait until Wednesday.

[Blue Heeler]

I will.

I want a finder's fee when you make millions...:rolleyes:

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning.


Gotta disagree with Op. People don't give a shit about intriguing programming. That's why these iPod stations are successful.

[Blue Heeler]

I can't wait until Wednesday.

:icon_cool

Oh don't worry, I'll still be active in the Computers and Gaming forum.

[umo]

Want to make a million dollars? The iphone is practically made for point and click adventure games and yet none exist.
Want to make a million dollars? Put panty hose dispensers in ladies public restrooms.

[Blue Heeler]

Good morning.


Gotta disagree with Op. People don't give a shit about intriguing programming. That's why these iPod stations are successful.

Pretty much...

I hate FM, can't listen to it anymore...I usually listen to AM talk in my truck and then XM at work...nothing else.

[Danesy]

Morning everybody!

How are we doing?

[Stig]

I can't wait until Wednesday.

What happens then?

[cokelogic]

I want a finder's fee when you make millions...:rolleyes:That's only fair. If I make a million dollars from an iphone point and click adventure game, I'll give to $10K.

[Blue Heeler]

Want to make a million dollars? Put panty hose dispensers in ladies public restrooms.

You can also put panty hose dispensers in men's bathrooms in black neighborhoods.

[cokelogic]

what happens then?Lost!

[Mobo]

:icon_cool

Oh don't worry, I'll still be active in the Computers and Gaming forum.

I never venture in there....it's just nerd-guments all the time.

[Blue Heeler]

That's only fair. If I make a million dollars from an iphone point and click adventure game, I'll give to $10K.

what? :action-sm

Can I be on the Dev team? I want to check your fucking grammar and spelling...

[Mobo]

this bit is funny, but it's 100% visual......

[Cherry Pie]

good morning every one

[cokelogic]

Don!!

[umo]

You can also put panty hose dispensers in men's bathrooms in black neighborhoods.
Well done, sir.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/appl.gifhttp://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/appl.gifhttp://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/appl.gif

[Blue Heeler]

See guys, most IF's aren't funny.

[cokelogic]

what? :action-sm

Can I be on the Dev team? I want to check your fucking grammar and spelling..."That dore needs some key"

[cokelogic]

See guys, my IF's aren't funny.
fixed.

[Blue Heeler]

Well done, sir.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/appl.gifhttp://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/appl.gifhttp://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/appl.gif

ok, like Steam's bit, Umo gave me kudos, time to leave. ;)

:action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

"That dore needs some key"

All your base are belong to us.

[Mobo]

I live about 2 hours from Baylor....

[DonTheTrucker]

See guys, most IF's aren't funny.

But they can be informative!

[SuperGolfer]

Did they just let, "Too many Ns in Cincinnati" go without a comment?

ding!

[cokelogic]

Did they just let, "Too many Ns in Cincinnati" go without a comment?

ding!:clap:

[Danesy]

Hate college football, love college basketball.

I am in first place in my bracket pool. :)

[cokelogic]

http://hollywoodcrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/harrison-ford-calista-flockhart-elton-john-party.jpg
What a couple of weirdos.

[cokelogic]

http://lh4.google.com/F.Grezo/R_HGUvAAAvI/AAAAAAAAFi8/djm4YlJXMSM/s640/calista-flockhart-1024x768-4944.jpg
Looks like she does have some mass to her now. Pretty good.

[west milly tom]

Morning asshats.

[Mobo]

Morning asshats.

Ah.....west milly tom.....am I glad to see you....this day was going pretty slow...

[cokelogic]

Morning asshats.Welcome to Wackbag.

[English Gent]

http://lh4.google.com/F.Grezo/R_HGUvAAAvI/AAAAAAAAFi8/djm4YlJXMSM/s640/calista-flockhart-1024x768-4944.jpg
Looks like she does have some mass to her now. Pretty good.

I'd definitely shit in her mouth.

[west milly tom]

Ah.....west milly tom.....am I glad to see you....this day was going pretty slow...

Thanks but my drek won't speed anything up. I'm hack poster suspect zero.

[umo]

NFL draft prospect Andre Smith (http://www.nfl.com/combine/profiles/andre-smith?id=71465)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/AndreSmith.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Thanks but my drek won't speed anything up. I'm hack poster suspect zero.

Have you ever been in the Marines?

[cokelogic]

I'd definitely shit in her mouth.And I'd mouth her shitter. I think we would make a good team, we putting her on the rotisserie.

[west milly tom]

Have you ever been in the Marines?

Sarge?

[Blue Heeler]

NFL draft prospect Andre Smith (http://www.nfl.com/combine/profiles/andre-smith?id=71465)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/AndreSmith.jpg

:icon_lol: Too bad I don't have Photoshop here at work...that photo is begging for an Erock face and a body hue change...with a hoagie laying on the 10 yard line.

[Mobo]

Thanks but my drek won't speed anything up. I'm hack poster suspect zero.

Oh, I'm sure you'll be just fine.....bwa ha....ha ha.....HAAAAA HA HA HA HA!(cough.....cough.....)

[west milly tom]

Welcome to Wackbag.

Thank you. I decided its about time.

[Blue Heeler]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/AndreSmith.jpg

Or maybe some german shephards running behind him...

[Blue Heeler]

Zakk Wylde ruined the whammy bar.

[cokelogic]

I think there's been a **** up there!

[DonTheTrucker]

:icon_lol: Too bad I don't have Photoshop here at work...that photo is begging for an Erock face and a body hue change...with a hoagie laying on the 10 yard line.

A computer without a pirated copy of Photoshop is just a pile of plastic and silicon.

[west milly tom]

:icon_lol: Too bad I don't have Photoshop here at work...that photo is begging for an Erock face and a body hue change...with a hoagie laying on the 10 yard line.

Or an econo size jar of Hellmans.

[cokelogic]

The answer is to hang outside a real high school? :haha7:

[Blue Heeler]

A computer without a pirated copy of Photoshop is just a pile of plastic and silicon.

I just had my PC replaced at work with a new one...so I haven't brought in my PS disc yet. ;)

[Blue Heeler]

Or an econo size jar of Hellmans.

So you don't have any character flaws we can exploit? You're the most normal and disappointing new wackbagger ever!

[KNUCKLEUP]

morning.

[Mobo]

...so I haven't brought in my PS disc yet. ;)

CHRIST! Everything is Playstation with you! Drop it already!!!!!!

[Blue Heeler]

morning.

Hello, how's life without Myspace?

[Danesy]

Have you ever been in the Marines?

:icon_lol:

Oh GOD I hope so .....

[cokelogic]

morning.Morning Knuck.

[Blue Heeler]

CHRIST! Everything is Playstation with you! Drop it already!!!!!!

a-boo

[English Gent]

morning.

What the fuck do you want?

[DonTheTrucker]

Wait. What happened to Danny?

[west milly tom]

So you don't have any character flaws we can exploit? You're the most normal and disappointing new wackbagger ever!

Until the drunk posting begins, eesh.

[Mobo]

So you don't have any character flaws we can exploit? You're the most normal and disappointing new wackbagger ever!

and his first shot was a double at least....proper spelling....I hate this new guy.

[Redding]

i like sam but he has gone too far...hes perfect for O&A but i couldnt listen to him talk about these shitty TV shows like they are the greatest thing ever on his own show.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm done with East Bound. Last night gave me everything I was watching the show for.

Anyone who knows me knows exactly what I mean too.

[Blue Heeler]

I'm done with East Bound. Last night gave me everything I was watching the show for.

Anyone who knows me knows exactly what I mean too.

Kenny Powers finally showed his cock? Glad the show worked out for you.

[cokelogic]

I'm done with East Bound. Last night gave me everything I was watching the show for.

Anyone who knows me knows exactly what I mean too.
I'm glad you're done with it, because it's over. Last night was the last episode of the season and there's no 2nd season talk yet.:action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Kenny Powers finally showed his cock? Glad the show worked out for you.

That's sick!

He got his fastball back. Wasn't that the point of the show?

[Blue Heeler]

I'm glad you're done with it, because it's over. Last night was the last episode of the season and there's no 2nd season talk yet.:action-sm

Those weren't Mixon's boobies, btw...stunt tits.

[cokelogic]

Those weren't Mixon's boobies, btw...stunt tits.I don't believe it. Why hire a stunt chest for one scene when you got the rack right there?

[DonTheTrucker]

Those weren't Mixon's boobies, btw...stunt tits.

The awful pan down/chop give it away?


Don't ruin my fantasy.

[Mobo]

Those weren't Mixon's boobies, btw...stunt tits.

how about a spoiler alert, cumbubble? I haven't watched it yet, and I wanted to be surprised by 'dem boobs.

[Redding]

morning buddies

[Mobo]

Sam's setting up the worst bit ever right now.......Sam breaking up with Bobby = too gay for radio.

[Danesy]

What shitty TV show is Sam talking about? I am going to guess Friday Night Lights? That's what it sounded like...

[cokelogic]

how about a spoiler alert, cumbubble? I haven't watched it yet, and I wanted to be surprised by 'dem boobs.Meh! Spoiler alerts? If you haven't watched it in the first 12 hours, you're just not going to watch it. :rolleyes:

[Blue Heeler]

how about a spoiler alert, cumbubble? I haven't watched it yet, and I wanted to be surprised by 'dem boobs.

I haven't seen a minute of the series...

[cokelogic]

morning buddies
Morning sir.

[Blue Heeler]

Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach.

[cokelogic]

I haven't seen a minute of the series...It's fucking great! Do yourself a favor and seek out the show. It's 6 episodes and funny as hell.

[Danesy]

Holy fuck ... these queers watch Ace of Cakes?!?!?! It's so fucking stupid ...

[cokelogic]

SPOILER: Dr. Manhattan was uncircumcised.

[Mobo]

Meh! Spoiler alerts? If you haven't watched it in the first 12 hours, you're just not going to watch it. :rolleyes:

Hey, I got a lot of t.v. to watch on Sundee nights....I usually watch Flight of the Conchords and EBAD on Mondee nights to build up some recorded time of Heroes, so I can skip all the commercials.....I GOT THIS SHIT PLANNED OUT, YO!

[cokelogic]

American Copper for Cakes. :haha7:

[Mobo]

Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach.

I've read the book more than a couple of times, pal.

[Mobo]

Holy fuck ... these queers watch Ace of Cakes?!?!?! It's so fucking stupid ...

that ugly cunt receptionist makes me wanna Elvis my t.v. I swear, she gets bigger every season.

[DonTheTrucker]

Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach.

This is where I'd say something about Bruce Willis being dead, but the only person who remembers that this is my bit doesn't seem to post here anymore. :(

[cokelogic]

I've read the book more than a couple of times, pal.Before or after they announced the movie? I have my doubts about the fanbois. I was into comics as a teenager and never heard of Watchmen until 2007.

[Mobo]

American Copper for Cakes. :haha7:

http://www.donaly.com/Edward_G_Robinson.jpg

He was an American, Copper.....yeah, see....had a thing for the cakes, see....myaahhh.

[Danesy]

I hope Jon left that Kate chick, she's a domineering cunt.

[Blue Heeler]

American Copper for Cakes. :haha7:

Is this a show that follows copper thieves?

[cokelogic]

This is where I'd say something about Bruce Willis being dead, but the only person who remembers that this is my bit doesn't seem to post here anymore. :(We remember the bit.

[cokelogic]

Is this a show that follows copper thieves?Yes. It is. :( I'm not good

[Mobo]

Before or after they announced the movie? I have my doubts about the fanbois. I was into comics as a teenager and never heard of Watchmen until 2007.

years ago, sir....I'm an O.G. They don't run a lot of ads for Watchmen in issues of Richie Rich or Hot Stuff The Little Devil.

[Danesy]

I :heart2: Ted.

[Blue Heeler]

Before or after they announced the movie? I have my doubts about the fanbois. I was into comics as a teenager and never heard of Watchmen until 2007.

I never heard of Watchmen until the movie was announced, big fucking deal, it's a great read and movie.

[Redding]

the longest website name i know of is bestofbothworldspectacularstarringreddingandknee.c om

[Blue Heeler]

Dhani Tackles the Globe is on tonight, the first episode was good.

[cokelogic]

years ago, sir....I'm an O.G. They don't run a lot of ads for Watchmen in issues of Richie Rich or Hot Stuff The Little Devil.Sonovabitch! I'm taking X-Force on the reg. I'm talking X-men on the reg. I'm talking Youngblood on the reg.

[Mobo]

I never heard of Watchmen until the movie was announced, big fucking deal, it's a great read and movie.

I like Watchmen, but it's not the best ever....It got labled "Best Graphic Novel of all Time", and the label just kinda stuck...(ie. Citizen Kane)

[Blue Heeler]

Sonovabitch! I'm taking X-Force on the reg. I'm talking X-men on the reg. I'm talking Youngblood on the reg.

Spawn.

[cokelogic]

WildC.A.T.s on the reg.

[Mobo]

Sonovabitch! I'm taking X-Force on the reg. I'm talking X-men on the reg. I'm talking Youngblood on the reg.

ah! I see your problem right here....

http://www.joeclipart.com/blog/images/2007/06/20070628crack.jpg

you were a Marvel Zombie (and rightfully so)....Watchmen was DC.

[Danesy]

Ope - It's Dhani tackles the globe ... former Eagle Dhani Jones is the host.

And yes, it looks awful.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Hello, how's life without Myspace?

fantastic.

I don't believe it. Why hire a stunt chest for one scene when you got the rack right there?

probably because she doesn't have naturally pink nipples.

SPOILER: Dr. Manhattan was uncircumcised.

:haha7:

[Blue Heeler]

ah! I see your problem right here....

http://www.joeclipart.com/blog/images/2007/06/20070628crack.jpg

you were a Marvel Zombie (and rightfully so)....Watchmen was DC.

Nerd-gument!

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, world.
I'm posting in spite of the fact that I cannot possibly relate to the conversation on the radio right now.

[Danesy]

I like Ice Road Truckers ... and of course Deadliest Catch.

[Mobo]

Nerd-gument!

We're not nerd-guing.....we're a-geek-ing.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Sonovabitch! I'm taking X-Force on the reg. I'm talking X-men on the reg. I'm talking Youngblood on the reg.

http://twitter.com/KFUCKINGP

[Blue Heeler]

Ope - It's Dhani tackles the globe ... former Eagle Dhani Jones is the host.

And yes, it looks awful.

Former Bengals player. (Yes I know) ;)

First episode was entertaining, but the fight at the end was lame...he trained all week to fight in a Muy Thai fight...and at the end he fought a fat guy.

[Mobo]

Good morning, world.
I'm posting in spite of the fact that I cannot possibly relate to the conversation on the radio right now.

good day, sir! How was Vegas?

(Or does it stay in Vegas? <wink wink> ;)) <----meant to sound gay.

[crippledalbino]

Former Bengals player. (Yes I know) ;)

First episode was entertaining, but the fight at the end was lame...he trained all week to fight in a Muy Thai fight...and at the end he fought a fat guy.

Is Muy Thai the one with flat noodles?

[Danesy]

Good morning, world.
I'm posting in spite of the fact that I cannot possibly relate to the conversation on the radio right now.

Oh ... you're back ...

Wonderful. Now Mobo has someone to team up with. :rolleyes:

[Blue Heeler]

Spawn.

Good morning, world.

Wow...Crip really loves Spawn.

[Blue Heeler]

Is Muy Thai the one with flat noodles?

No, that's Pad Thai...

[Stig]

Good morning, world.
I'm posting in spite of the fact that I cannot possibly relate to the conversation on the radio right now.

I just found out that my company (which is barely getting by) has been taking 401k contributions from our paychecks but not sending them to the fund. I have no idea where that money is.
I want to burn down the building.
I just changed my contribution to 0%.

[crippledalbino]

good day, sir! How was Vegas?
Vegas was a good time. Good gaming, good company, good food, et-cetera.
Didn't win any money, but it was still worth it.

(Or does it stay in Vegas? <wink wink> ;)) <----meant to sound gay.

As though you had any other inflection.

[Danesy]

Loooooooooove Parking Wars. It's in Philly and the people they get are so fucking ignorant. It's awesome.

[cokelogic]

http://twitter.com/KFUCKINGPI don't know who's running the Kenny Powers twitter, but they're following me. :icon_mrgr

[Blue Heeler]

I just found out that my company (which is barely getting by) has been taking 401k contributions from our paychecks but not sending them to the fund. I have no idea where that money is.
I want to burn down the building.
I just changed my contribution to 0%.

You should transfer everything to a Roth IRA.

[Blue Heeler]

Loooooooooove Parking Wars. It's in Philly and the people they get are so fucking ignorant. It's awesome.

Well, that's great for people in Philly, nobody fucking cares about Philly...Philly Philly Philly....have you seen my avaTAR?

[crippledalbino]

Oh ... you're back ...

Wonderful. Now Mobo has someone to team up with. :rolleyes:
You wish you could get double-teamed by us.
Wow...Crip really loves Spawn.
Crip does kinda dig Spawn, but Crip kinda thinks that the movie was the worst comic book adaptation ever, and I'm looking at you, George Clooney Nipple Suit.
I just found out that my company (which is barely getting by) has been taking 401k contributions from our paychecks but not sending them to the fund. I have no idea where that money is.
I want to burn down the building.
I just changed my contribution to 0%.

Yeah, my contribution got put down to 0% two months ago.

Oh wait, this isn't one of those "it's all about Crip" moments. And this on top of you just not getting paid? Your company sucks.

[Blue Heeler]

I don't know who's running the Kenny Powers twitter, but they're following me. :icon_mrgr

Wow, that's great, which of the 5,012 people are you?

[Danesy]

I am so miserable today. I think it's in everyone's best interest in my office if I go home. I have been snapping at everyone & it's only 9:30.

[crippledalbino]

You should transfer everything to a Roth IRA.

Yes, in the Mr. Orange fund.

[Danesy]

Well, that's great for people in Philly, nobody fucking cares about Philly...Philly Philly Philly....have you seen my avaTAR?

Yes, I have, and I hate you.

You wish you could get double-teamed by us.


Oh yea, and fuck you too.

:rolleyes:

[DonTheTrucker]

avaTAR?

Baby?

[Blue Heeler]

I am so miserable today. I think it's in everyone's best interest in my office if I go home. I have been snapping at everyone & it's only 9:30.

Danesy the Snappy Dugout

[Stig]

You should transfer everything to a Roth IRA.


Yeah, my contribution got put down to 0% two months ago.

Oh wait, this isn't one of those "it's all about Crip" moments. And this on top of you just not getting paid? Your company sucks.

There's nothing to transfer. They know how much they owe me, but it just hasn't been getting put in. I'm in a rage right now.

[crippledalbino]

Ice Ice

Baby?

So gay, Don. So gay.

[Blue Heeler]

Baby?

Don, this was covered in my Twitter updates...

http://www.twitter.com/BlueHeeler75

(no baby yet, original due date was yesterday, so we're really just +1 on the days...inducing on Wednesday)

[crippledalbino]

There's nothing to transfer. They know how much they owe me, but it just hasn't been getting put in. I'm in a rage right now.

Fuckin', you can sue for that. Because they would also owe you for any 'matching' that they do, plus the interest that you should have been accumulating.
Of course, if the fund was losing value, it might backfire.

[Danesy]

"That's the beauty of David"

Oh Christ on a fucking pony ... there's no beauty there.

Ugh ...

[crippledalbino]

Don, this was covered in my Twitter updates...

http://www.twitter.com/BlueHeeler75

(no baby yet, original due date was yesterday, so we're really just +1 on the days...inducing on Wednesday)

Blacks are late for everything.

[Blue Heeler]

There's nothing to transfer. They know how much they owe me, but it just hasn't been getting put in. I'm in a rage right now.

Oh watch out world, Stig's in a rage, he's going to post more on Wackbag...maybe start a thread or 2 about it.

[samurai]

You should transfer everything to a Roth IRA.
All of that money is tied up in molasses from Canada. The trucks, provided by yourzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[crippledalbino]

Oh watch out world, Stig's in a rage, he's going to post more on Wackbag...maybe start a thread or 2 about it.

Stigg Dandy?

[DonTheTrucker]

There's nothing to transfer. They know how much they owe me, but it just hasn't been getting put in. I'm in a rage right now.

There's a Barney Frank joke in there somewhere, but I'm on 4 hours sleep. I can't quite reach it.

[crippledalbino]

There's a Barney Frank joke in there somewhere, but I'm on 4 hours sleep. I can't quite reach it.

It must be on the top shelf.

[zoal]

Mornin

[cokelogic]

"That's the beauty of David"

Oh Christ on a fucking pony ... there's no beauty there.

Ugh ...David > Sliced bread

[cokelogic]

MorninMorning sir.

[Blue Heeler]

It must be on the top shelf.

Or the bottom shelf...

Don's short.

[DonTheTrucker]

Don, this was covered in my Twitter updates...

http://www.twitter.com/BlueHeeler75

(no baby yet, original due date was yesterday, so we're really just +1 on the days...inducing on Wednesday)

Have you tried dropping a load in the old lady? That's a natural way to induce.

[cokelogic]

"A few things before we get out of here"? It's 9:46!!

[crippledalbino]

Mornin

Word, zoal. Is all rockin' in your hizouse?

[Redding]

haha 50 cent rules...lil jimmy neutron

[cokelogic]

This is my favorite Dru Boogie song. I have it on my desktop and listen to it a few times a week.

[crippledalbino]

Or the bottom shelf...

Don's gay.

He can't be, sir, he posts encounters with women in his sig.

[DonTheTrucker]

It must be on the top shelf.

I'd rather miss the top shelf than just grab that apple off the bottom branch, sir.

[Redding]

nice Deftones 7 words in the background

[crippledalbino]

This is my favorite Dru Boogie song. I have it on my desktop and listen to it a few times a week.

So I got a question for you, cokey.
You got the Pearl Jam reissue thing, and what I want to know is... uh... what's the point? What the fuck is this thing and how is it different than the same fucking thing I've been listening to for ten years?

[cokelogic]

"A few things before we get out of here"? It's 9:46!!Well you see Coke, without the FM commercials there's more show...

[crippledalbino]

I'd rather miss the to shelf than just grab that apple off the bottom branch, sir.

Even the low hanging fruit makes delicious applesauce.

And by low-hanging fruit, I mean you.

[uptown]

I just found out that my company (which is barely getting by) has been taking 401k contributions from our paychecks but not sending them to the fund. I have no idea where that money is.
I want to burn down the building.
I just changed my contribution to 0%.

What company?

[crippledalbino]

Well you see Coke, without the FM commercials there's more show...

AND the walkover.
Besides, have you tried going to softwater123.com? It takes care of your hard water.

[crippledalbino]

What company?

http://www.boston.com/business/ticker/Friendlyrest.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Well you see Coke, without the FM commercials there's more show...

Are you so lonely that you have to quote yourself? :action-sm

[uptown]

AND the walkover.
Besides, have you tried going to softwater123.com? It takes care of your hard water.

Don't forget to sign up for Carbonite: "Carbonite Loses Customers’ Data"
http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/03/23/online-backup-company-carbonite-loses-customers-data-blames-and-sues-suppliers/

[DonTheTrucker]

He can't be, sir, he posts encounters with women in his sig.

I only repeat what others say. :p

[Blue Heeler]

What company?

Stig works for AIG.

[cokelogic]

So I got a question for you, cokey.
You got the Pearl Jam reissue thing, and what I want to know is... uh... what's the point? What the fuck is this thing and how is it different than the same fucking thing I've been listening to for ten years?
The difference is it not only comes with the original version from 1991, but the entire album has been EQed, mixed and remastered. The A/B comparison is night and day. There are tones in the bass that you've never heard before, that were there all along. The drums have a new punch that they've never had.

And it's all the same tracks from the original masters, but just done better; where it sounds like it was recorded yesterday.

If you don't buy the album, steal the album. It's amazing.

[Mobo]

So I got a question for you, cokey.
You got the Pearl Jam reissue thing, and what I want to know is... uh... what's the point? What the fuck is this thing and how is it different than the same fucking thing I've been listening to for ten years?

I don't care, but I'm looking forward to the entire album DLC for Rock Band that comes out tomorrow!!! WOOT WOOT!

Vegas was a good time. Good gaming, good company, good food, et-cetera.
Didn't win any money, but it was still worth it.

Awesome, I just booked my cruise for Oct 31st!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

Don't forget to sign up for Carbonite: "Carbonite Loses Customers’ Data"
http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/03/23/online-backup-company-carbonite-loses-customers-data-blames-and-sues-suppliers/

Do you mean:
http://crippledalbino.podbean.com/2009/03/09/carbonite-on-ron-and-fez/

[cokelogic]

Stig works for AIG.He manages an artist called, Notorious AIG

[crippledalbino]

The difference is it not only comes with the original version from 1991, but the entire album has been EQed, mixed and remastered. The A/B comparison is night and day. There are tones in the bass that you've never heard before, that were there all along. The drums have a new punch that they've never had.

And it's all the same tracks from the original masters, but just done better; where it sounds like it was recorded yesterday.

If you don't buy the album, steal the album. It's amazing.
I'm shocked that you would suggest that I would engage in illegal, unethical behavior like that!
I'm totally going to as soon as I've got enough energy to get out of bed.
I don't care, but I'm looking forward to the entire album DLC for Rock Band that comes out tomorrow!!! WOOT WOOT!

I learned that lesson with the Metallica DLC for Guitar Hero. It works out to paying like, fifteen bucks for something you can't play on a stereo. Fuck that right in its tracheotomy hole.

[Mobo]

I learned that lesson with the Metallica DLC for Guitar Hero. It works out to paying like, fifteen bucks for something you can't play on a stereo. Fuck that right in its tracheotomy hole.

Metallica's newest album for plastic guitar game < Pearl Jam's "Ten" for plastic guitar game.

[Mobo]

He manages an artist called, Notorious AIG

Less Money, More Problems.

[crippledalbino]

Metallica's newest album for plastic guitar game < Pearl Jam's "Ten" for plastic guitar game.

Mobo's opinion < Wet paper bag full of shit

[crippledalbino]

TWO WEEKS?!?
Looks like I need to go on a road trip.

[Mobo]

Jimmy, you would never get another celerity pic if they banned "nuisance filming".

[DonTheTrucker]

Nothing wrong with AOL's web based email. I don't use mine but its as good or bad as any other.

[cokelogic]

Metallica's newest album for plastic guitar game < Pearl Jam's "Ten" for plastic guitar game.I might have to finally buy a tiny plastic guitar. :icon_bigg

The next DLC for Fallout 3 comes out tomorrow too.

[Mobo]

Mobo's opinion < Wet paper bag full of shit

You'd think an unnecessary vacation would make the unemployed a little cheerier....

[crippledalbino]

I might have to finally buy a tiny plastic guitar. :icon_bigg

The next DLC for Fallout 3 comes out tomorrow too.

Does the DLC allow for more leveling up?
I've got the whole internet at my fingers for questions about video games and washed up rock bands, and instead I get all my information from cokelogic. Ugh.

[Blue Heeler]

metallica's newest album for plastic guitar game < pearl jam's "ten" for plastic guitar game.

mobo's opinion < wet paper bag full of shit

100 < 200

[Mobo]

I might have to finally buy a tiny plastic guitar. :icon_bigg

The next DLC for Fallout 3 comes out tomorrow too.

you would love it Cokey....you dig it the most....get it for XBOX, and we'll finally have something to play together....

[crippledalbino]

You'd think an unnecessary vacation would make the unemployed a little cheerier....

I don't understand why you would think a 2500 mile trip just to lose money to strangers is unnecessary.

[Mobo]

100 < 200

Oh, Mathmatical Heeler....

[Blue Heeler]

I might have to finally buy a tiny plastic guitar. :icon_bigg

The next DLC for Fallout 3 comes out tomorrow too.

ugh, I still need to finish the last DLC...I forgot to save for a while and died, lost about an hour...haven't played it since.

[crippledalbino]

100 < 200

Blue Heeler < curdled milk < Kevin from Connecticut < Steve from Bayshore

[cokelogic]

Are you sexual or conservative?

I'm a libertarian.

[crippledalbino]

ugh, I still need to finish the last DLC...I forgot to save for a while and died, lost about an hour...haven't played it since.

And I need to jump back in to Dead Space after that incredible review that the guy gave earlier this morning.

[Mobo]

I don't understand why you would think a 2500 mile trip just to lose money to strangers is unnecessary.

maybe unnecessary wasn't the right word, how about "pointless"?

[Blue Heeler]

you would love it Cokey....you dig it the most....get it for XBOX, and we'll finally have something to play together....

:band:

:bj:

[crippledalbino]

I'm a libertarian.

Can I borrow a book?

[cokelogic]

Does the DLC allow for more leveling up?
I've got the whole internet at my fingers for questions about video games and washed up rock bands, and instead I get all my information from cokelogic. Ugh.No. The next DLC will extend the story passed the ending of the original game. That's when they're lifting the level cap.

[crippledalbino]

maybe unnecessary wasn't the right word, how about "pointless"?

I got laid.
Advantage: Crip

[Mobo]

why are they talking to this chick? Is it Fridee already?

[Blue Heeler]

No. The next DLC will extend the story passed the ending of the original game. That's when they're lifting the level cap.

Passed...really? Come on Coke.

[Mobo]

I got laid.
Advantage: Crip

in Vegas, getting "fucked" is not the same thing as getting "laid".

[cokelogic]

http://twitpic.com/img/2djul-b51e839037b179b4c230c69b55fe7ecd.49c798b6.jpg
Crazy girl's body.

[crippledalbino]

in Vegas, getting "fucked" is not the same thing as getting "laid".

Mobo makes a great point, but in that case, both things are true.
And I only had to pay for one of them.

[Stig]

Oh watch out world, Stig's in a rage, he's going to post more on Wackbag...maybe start a thread or 2 about it.

The Mad Stig Appreciation Thread.

[Blue Heeler]

I got laid.
Advantage: Crip

So you had to travel 2500 miles to get out of your "Crip has AIDS" awareness zone?

[cokelogic]

Passed...really? Come on Coke.Yes! Passed. To have move pass.

It's not past is it? Past is a reference of an event.

[samurai]

why are they talking to this chick? Is it Fridee already?

Anthony is trying to determine whether or not she deserves a scholarship to Camp Cumia.

[Blue Heeler]

Get her off the fucking radio before she "shouts out" again.

[loganfield]

http://twitpic.com/img/2djul-b51e839037b179b4c230c69b55fe7ecd.49c798b6.jpg
Crazy girl's body.


Nice Adidas...

[Danesy]

Who is this chick and why am I NOT surprised she takes Lexapro?

(I should be taking Lexapro but my neurologist says its not good for people who have seizures, what fucking ever.)

:p

[HowardsPenis]

http://twitpic.com/img/2djul-b51e839037b179b4c230c69b55fe7ecd.49c798b6.jpg
Crazy girl's body.her clothes remind me of my grandma..minus the shoes

[DonTheTrucker]

I was out of the truck for 5 minutes, and come back to THIS? Ugh. For the rest of the show we get Norton begging a girl to strip. :p

[Blue Heeler]

Yes! Passed. To have move pass.

It's not past is it? Past is a reference of an event.

I've got you right where I want you...tomorrow we'll learn about "which witch is which"

[Mobo]

Yes! Passed. To have move pass.

It's not past is it? Past is a reference of an event.

a glimpse into the recesses of Cokey's mind is a scary, scary thing.....

[Danesy]

I don't think she's on drugs, she's just a ditzy bitch.

[crippledalbino]

The Mad Stig Appreciation Thread.
Mad Stig kinda scares us. We're mocking you to keep from cowering under the table.
So you had to travel 2500 miles to get out of your "Crip has AIDS" awareness zone?

Yeah, but then I forgot that the last victim tattooed a PSA on my belly about it, so FAIL.

[Mobo]

This chick doesn't like saying "Fire Ass".......

[crippledalbino]

Nice Adidas...

her clothes remind me of my grandma..minus the shoes

Must... be nice... Must... accept all newcomers to a thread.

[cokelogic]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/opieradio/yqNfX4iuewgYZ0xs3b32DprB2Fi3YnBrt4p4pPdeRYhmu1F8S6 fFF693nSzQ/IMG00161-20090323-1002.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
Liz

[DonTheTrucker]

I want this girl to die. Srsly.

[cokelogic]

This chick doesn't like saying "Fire Ass".......No. I think she does.

[crippledalbino]

This chick doesn't like saying "Fire Ass".......

She LOV... Wait, were you gonna do it?

[HowardsPenis]

Must... be nice... Must... accept all newcomers to a thread.what..did...i...do...to...you?

[DonTheTrucker]

My offer. 50 bucks an hour to drop dead.

[Mobo]

She LOV... Wait, were you gonna do it?

nope...just a nice little softball for someone to smack around.

[crippledalbino]

what..did...i...do...to...you?

Nothing.
I'm very accepting of all people who would like to share their opinion with other fans of this fine radio program.

[Mobo]

what..did...i...do...to...you?

there's a man! There's a man in the river!

[Danesy]

This cannot end well ... and I am giddy about it.

:p

[crippledalbino]

My offer. 50 bucks an hour to drop dead.
That's gonna add up after a while.
nope...just a nice little softball for someone to smack around.

I wasn't sure if you were going to do cokelogic's new bit of setting himself up, then quoting himself and still failing.

[Mobo]

This cannot end well ... and I am giddy about it.

:p

Fingers crossed.....

[DonTheTrucker]

No one is saying what amazing tits she has BECAUSE ITS FUCKING RADIO!

[cokelogic]

What grade of pencil is Jimmy working with B1 or B2?

[Danesy]

Please embarass her ... please embarass her ....

[Mobo]

I wasn't sure if you were going to do cokelogic's new bit of setting himself up, then quoting himself and still failing.

nope, if that's Cokey's bit, then he can keep it.

[Stig]

Mad Stig kinda scares us. We're mocking you to keep from cowering under the table.



You're a little turned on, aren't you?

[cokelogic]

No one is saying what amazing tits she has BECAUSE ITS FUCKING RADIO!
Good point sir, good point.

[Jame_gumb]

o shit fish tail tampon

[Mobo]

she has fire ass and lava cunt.

[Danesy]

OK, good ... Opie laughing is a very GOOD sign that this is going to go horribly awry.

I hope me blowing off work is worth it ....

[crippledalbino]

You're a little turned on, aren't you?
No. Not at all.

But can you tell me about how much money you're losing again? Slowly? And when you say '401K', bite down.
o shit fish tail tampon

Thanks, random word generator.

[cokelogic]

she has fire ass and lava cunt.And shit for brains.

[Blue Heeler]

OK, good ... Opie laughing is a very GOOD sign that this is going to go horribly awry.

I hope me blowing off work is worth it ....

It's not going to end in radio gold...ground ball to first with Buckner.

[BRONCOS]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/opieradio/yqNfX4iuewgYZ0xs3b32DprB2Fi3YnBrt4p4pPdeRYhmu1F8S6 fFF693nSzQ/IMG00161-20090323-1002.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
Liz

Maybe if she was hot...this would be good radio.

[DonTheTrucker]

Please bludgeon her with baseball bats... please bludgeon her with baseball bats....

I concur.


I fucking hate stupid girls.

[phreaknes]

heh waiting for the paltalk screen caps

[Blue Heeler]

Time for an infamous "Be more funny" IF's...

[Danesy]

she has fire ass and lava cunt.

:icon_lol:

Mobo = slightly amusing.

:icon_lol:

[crippledalbino]

OK, good ... Opie laughing is a very GOOD sign that this is going to go horribly awry.

I hope me blowing off work is worth it ....

If there's one thing the bbboys are known for, it's an awesome payoff to a long bit involving a chick.

[The Nature Boy]

Is this shit happening on paltalk or did they kill it?

Any myspace leads on her yet!

[DonTheTrucker]

Maybe if she was hot...this would be good radio.

No. No it wouldn't. She's dumb as a sack of chisels and not in a good way.

[cokelogic]

Is this shit happening on paltalk or did they kill it?

Any myspace leads on her yet!She's not on paltalk. The camera is aimed at the console.

[crippledalbino]

heh waiting for the paltalk screen caps

They're in this other thread:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=105362 (http://meatspin.com)

[Blue Heeler]

heh waiting for the paltalk screen caps

Is this shit happening on paltalk or did they kill it?

Any myspace leads on her yet!

I don't think you realise you're on Wackbag...the Paltalk whores are elsewhere.

[cokelogic]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/opieradio/k0eOVR0N2zqpHgi7sfbLTEEFMIdSNV2e2mW7GEu3teLsp2kHtB j2iUhtCJv8/IMG00162-20090323-1020.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
Jimmy sketching "crazy" Liz

[BRONCOS]

Feel's like a linger until 11am.

[Danesy]

Ugh ... not worth it.

I am still not doing work though. Cause now I am cranky. :(

[Kicked Frisky]

This guy is totally gay!

[Blue Heeler]

Ugh ... not worth it.

I am still not doing work though. Cause now I am cranky. :(

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03/70/00/04/0003700004877_215X215.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

She's not on paltalk. The camera is aimed at the console.

The console is more interesting. I'd really like to see the levels everyone is set at.

[Mobo]

:icon_lol:

Mobo = slightly amusing.

:icon_lol:

Hey, thanks....I'll make sure to backhandedly compliment your next gem...no one hold their breath.....

Is this shit happening on paltalk or did they kill it?

Any myspace leads on her yet!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[BRONCOS]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/opieradio/k0eOVR0N2zqpHgi7sfbLTEEFMIdSNV2e2mW7GEu3teLsp2kHtB j2iUhtCJv8/IMG00162-20090323-1020.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
Jimmy sketching "crazy" Liz

Is she wearing two different socks? Ya she a little wacky...

[Danesy]

This is the exact reason all my friends are guys .... :p

[crippledalbino]

This guy is totally gay!

Speaking of, have you seen this thread?
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=104791

[DonTheTrucker]

The console is more interesting. I'd really like to see the levels everyone is set at.

And the no longer dusty dump button.

[Blue Heeler]

This is the exact reason all my friends are guys .... :p

They're all trying to sleep with MMD.

[Kicked Frisky]

Speaking of, have you seen this thread?
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=104791

Not gonna work my friend :)

[cokelogic]

Speaking of, have you seen this thread?
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=104791
It's so fucked up when people call you gay.

[Mobo]

They're all trying to sleep with MMD.

but we all know that he's really saving his heart for Bruce Campbell.

[crippledalbino]

Not gonna work my friend :)

I know. That was a real thread. Not meatspin. I can tell you're smarter than that.

[Mobo]

you know what this bit needs? DAVID!!!!!

[Danesy]

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03/70/00/04/0003700004877_215X215.jpg

Oh Heeler ... you're so silly .... :rolleyes:

Hey, thanks....I'll make sure to backhandedly compliment your next gem...no one hold their breath.....

Sorry Mobo ... trying to not be so bitchy. I think I am going to call my friend and talk about sports, that always helps. And he lives in Boston ... which makes him better to talk to. :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

but we all know that he's really saving his heart for Bruce Campbell.

Just so long as I can have his pickled liver.

[BRONCOS]

Day-ved!

[Blue Heeler]

I know. That was a real thread. Not meatspin. I can tell you're smarter than that.

http://meatspin.com

[Mobo]

crazy chick in studio:
http://www.kevinweaver.co.uk/images/111.gypsy%20teeth.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Holy shit I hope this cunt dies in a home invasion.

[cokelogic]

She's perfect for the wayward whore section of Ant's house.

[Mobo]

It's so fucked up when people call you gay.

but it takes a special kind of person to make a thread about blowing vs kissing.

[BRONCOS]

OK time to kick her in the cunt.

[Blue Heeler]

Well it was nice of O&A to have Boxxy on their show today...

[Mobo]

She's perfect for the wayward whore section of Ant's house.

nope....the fire marshall already shut it down for reaching 'max capacity'.

[cokelogic]

but it takes a special kind of person to make a thread about blowing vs kissing.I just had to get to the Bottom of things. For a gay thread, a lot of people voted.

[crippledalbino]

I was out of the truck for 5 minutes, and come back to THIS? Ugh. For the rest of the show we get Norton begging a girl to strip. :p

I want this girl to die. Srsly.

My offer. 50 bucks an hour to drop dead.

No one is saying what amazing tits she has BECAUSE ITS FUCKING RADIO!

I concur.


I fucking hate stupid girls.

No. No it wouldn't. She's dumb as a sack of chisels and not in a good way.

The console is more interesting. I'd really like to see the levels everyone is set at.

Holy shit I hope this cunt dies in a home invasion.

I wonder what Don thinks about this chick.

[Redding]

Cokelogic we need crazy liz remixes IMMEDIATELY!

[DonTheTrucker]

I know that its an old bit, but they need to show this dummy Two Girls One Cup.

[Mobo]

I wonder what Don thinks about this chick.

HA HA! 8 posts! I'm going to remember this moment for the next time that I feel like I'm complaining too much.....

[crippledalbino]

Cokelogic we need crazy liz remixes IMMEDIATELY!

No, we don't.

[Danesy]

What makes this worse is I haaaate this BEP song ....

[cokelogic]

Her facebook link doesn't work. Anyone got her page up?

[DonTheTrucker]

I wonder what Don thinks about this chick.

I'm not one for ambiguity, we all know that.

[crippledalbino]

I know that its an old bit, but they need to show this dummy Two Girls One Cup.

HA HA! 8 posts! I'm going to remember this moment for the next time that I feel like I'm complaining too much.....

And he's still going, too. Maybe at some point we'll understand that he finds this break unamusing.

[Danesy]

I can't imagine that O&A really think this is funny radio ... can they?!?!?!?

[Blue Heeler]

http://op-for.com/attention20whore3lm9.jpg

[Danesy]

I wish they would put on some of that Swedish Death Metal that Heeler loves so much.... :p

[crippledalbino]

Her facebook link doesn't work. Anyone got her page up?

That would mean opening up a new tab, remembering her name, typing it in, and running my eyes over the names that come up in the links.

And frankly, she's not worth it.

[Mobo]

I like when white girls memorize rap songs....they learn the last word of each phrase where the guy does some thing silly with his voice:

"mumble mumble mumble mumble uuUUUP
mumble mumble mumble mumble puuuUUUUMP"

[cokelogic]

http://twitpic.com/img/2dkd3-0fceb39d2bf40f9524cea13e895b438f.49c7a0d3.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I wish they would put on some of that Swedish Death Metal that Heeler loves so much.... :p

Viking.
Swedish VIKING Death Metal.

[Danesy]

She really is a dumb cunt.... and annoying ...

[phreaknes]

Opie pisses on the poster in 3....2....

[Mobo]

How much do we pay, per day, for XM? No.....wait....don't tell me.

[crippledalbino]

Opie pisses on the poster in 3....2....

And the cripple shits on your post in 2...1...

[Blue Heeler]

I wish they would put on some of that Swedish Death Metal that Heeler loves so much.... :p

Well they need to kick Metallica off of 42, they really don't need their own channel.

[DonTheTrucker]

And he's still going, too. Maybe at some point we'll understand that he finds this break unamusing.

Unamusing I can handle. I have no time for dumb attention whores.

[Mobo]

Boring.
Stupid BORING Death Metal.

childish fix.

[Danesy]

I like when white girls memorize rap songs....they learn the last word of each phrase where the guy does some thing silly with his voice:

"mumble mumble mumble mumble uuUUUP
mumble mumble mumble mumble puuuUUUUMP"

Not true. I know all the lyrics to LOTS of rap songs. Especially Eminem. Cause I reaaaaaaaally like him. :D

Viking.
Swedish VIKING Death Metal.

My bad. I hope you can let that one slide ...

[Blue Heeler]

How much do we pay, per day, for XM? No.....wait....don't tell me.

It's more than what you could pay for a Carbonite sub. :action-sm

[Mobo]

phweew....I thought they had run out of things to talk to this chick about....

Oh good....."bit in progress"....that's what I wanted to hear....

[cokelogic]

How much do we pay, per day, for XM? No.....wait....don't tell me.Isn't it .14 cents?

[Redding]

Vitamin D.....WOCKA WOCKA

[crippledalbino]

childish dicks.

Pervert.

[Stig]

Yes, Mobo...Stig rules.

[Stig]

This chick has a couple of fake, showy suicide attempts in her past...I just know it.

[Blue Heeler]

Viking.
Swedish VIKING Death Metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRt6Tt6RyM

:cdude::cdude::cdude::cdude::cdude:

[cokelogic]

When she sees a mirror, she think there's another Liz trapped inside?

[crippledalbino]

Yes, Mobo...Stig rules.

Now we know you're hallucinating.

[Mobo]

Not true. I know all the lyrics to LOTS of rap songs. Especially Eminem. Cause I reaaaaaaaally like him. :D

calm-o....no one's attacking your love for rap, or your ability to memorize repetitive lyrics....

[English Gent]

This bitch sounds as crazy as a box of frogs.

[Danesy]

Well they need to kick Metallica off of 42, they really don't need their own channel.

Yes. They do. In keeping with our bit that is not really a bit ... I love the Metallica channel. It's where I go when this shit gets unlistenable.

[loganfield]

It's Liz Kraig...with a K...I think....

[English Gent]

Not true. I know all the lyrics to LOTS of rap songs. Especially Eminem. Cause I reaaaaaaaally like him. :D

I heard that Eminem's upcoming album is a rip-off of Louis CK's material.

[Mobo]

Isn't it .14 cents?

I need a $.10 refund.

[crippledalbino]

calm-o....no one's attacking your love for rap, or your ability to memorize repetitive lyrics....
Considering every single song is just a variation of 'This is my name, this is a list of the products I own, please have sex with me,' it's not hard.
This bitch sounds as crazy as a box of frogs.

Hey you n00b faggot, we wrote about you in this thread:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=104791

[Blue Heeler]

This chick has a couple of fake, showy suicide attempts in her past...I just know it.

Hopefully she can move passed this...past this...fuck, I'm stuck Cokey, witch won due eye use?

[Stig]

Now we know you're hallucinating.

It's fun.

[crippledalbino]

I heard that Eminem's upcoming album is a rip-off of Louis CK's material.

First track is called "Haley gives the Saddest Handjob in America".

[Blue Heeler]

Yes. They do. In keeping with our bit that is not really a bit ... I love the Metallica channel. It's where I go when this shit gets unlistenable.

Sorry to piss on your parade, but I like Metallica too, but I have their entire catalog and would rather hear other things.

[cokelogic]

Facebook sucks dick. It doesn't let you see a person's page unless you're their friend. Why would you become someone's friend unless you find out it's the right person. Let me just see the fucking page.

[crippledalbino]

It's fun.

You sure you really want to sit and fume about real world issues like loss of money and livelihood? Wouldn't you rather banter in a homosexual fashion like the rest of us?

[cokelogic]

I need a $.10 refund.Hey-o!

[Mobo]

Hopefully she can move passed this...past this...fuck, I'm stuck Cokey, witch won due eye use?

I think it's the passed tents. U wood youse the won that meens "it happened in the passed".

[DonTheTrucker]

It's Liz Kraig...with a K...I think....

Who kares?

[Blue Heeler]

I think it's the passed tents. U wood youse the won that meens "it happened in the passed".

It's Ewe, dumbass. :icon_cool

[crippledalbino]

I think it's the passed tents. U wood youse the won that meens "it happened in the passed".

Oh, Mobocoupage.

[cokelogic]

Hopefully she can move passed this...past this...fuck, I'm stuck Cokey, witch won due eye use?Coffin.

[crippledalbino]

It's Ewe, dumbass. :icon_cool

No, it's 'eww', as in what Mobo says when he sees a vagina.

[Blue Heeler]

No, it's 'eww', as in what Mobo says when he sees a vagina.

I thought he just screams "Mommy, no, Mommy no!"

[Stig]

You sure you really want to sit and fume about real world issues like loss of money and livelihood? Wouldn't you rather banter in a homosexual fashion like the rest of us?

Honestly, you don't even want to know what I want to do right now...
And it doesn't involve a penis. :mad4:

[Blue Heeler]

Coffin.

Here ya go buddy:

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/halls.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Honestly, you don't even want to know what I want to do right now...
And it doesn't involve a penis. :mad4:
Um... snap your finger and go 'oh, drats! well, better luck next time!'?
Here ya go buddy:

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/halls.jpg

God, I hate it when Heeler makes me laugh. Fuck.

[Blue Heeler]

God, I hate it when Heeler makes me laugh. Fuck.

Sorry, it's a curse...

[crippledalbino]

Sorry, it's a curse...

Thank god it's so rare.

[Stig]

Um... snap your finger and go 'oh, drats! well, better luck next time!'?



:killme:

[crippledalbino]

:killme:

Perhaps you should send your boss a grumpy e-mail without wavyguys.

[Danesy]

God, I hate it when Heeler makes me laugh. Fuck.

Me too.

Sorry, it's a curse...

No, it's kinda like winning the lottery, it's very rare.

Thank god it's so rare.

Damn you Crip you fucking fuckface.

:rolleyes:

[Blue Heeler]

Perhaps you should send your boss a grumpy e-mail without wavyguys.

He'll just make posts here, then send his boss a link to the thread...Stig won't waste valuable typing without the post count credit.

[Blue Heeler]

No, it's kinda like winning the lottery, it's very rare.

It's rare...oh Crippy already said it 15 minutes ago! DARN DARN DARN!

[DonTheTrucker]

Eq2 was a bomb. Meanwhile EQ just celebrated its 10th anniversary.

[crippledalbino]

He'll just make posts here, then send his boss a link to the thread...Stig won't waste valuable typing without the post count credit.

I realize there was a time when postcount mattered, but honestly... isn't it more shame at this point for him?

[crippledalbino]

Eq2 was a bomb. Meanwhile EQ just celebrated its 10th anniversary.

I think it's older than that, Don.
http://www.woodbrass.com/images/woodbrass/DUNLOP+EQ+10+BANDES.JPG

[Stig]

Perhaps you should send your boss a grumpy e-mail without wavyguys.

Perhaps a strongly-worded demand for my money accompanied by a plea to stay employed.
Because I can't afford to lose my medical benefits. Because my crazy wife needs constant medical attention.

[Blue Heeler]

Eq2 was a bomb. Meanwhile EQ just celebrated its 10th anniversary.

EQ2 is probably the best MMO out there today, it's vastly different now than it was at launch.

[Stig]

He'll just make posts here, then send his boss a link to the thread...Stig won't waste valuable typing without the post count credit.

I realize there was a time when postcount mattered, but honestly... isn't it more shame at this point for him?

Let's not kid ourselves, fellas. I've finished the game. I've beaten the final mission. At this point, until there's a Wackbag expansion pack, I'm just farting around with the unfinished side missions, mowing down pedestrians, and looking for cool jumps.

[Blue Heeler]

Let's not kid ourselves, fellas. I've finished the game. I've beaten the final mission. At this point, until there's a Wackbag expansion pack, I'm just farting around with the unfinished side missions, mowing down pedestrians, and looking for cool jumps.

I hear they'll patch in car damage too...

[crippledalbino]

Perhaps a strongly-worded demand for my money accompanied by a plea to stay employed.
Because I can't afford to lose my medical benefits. Because my crazy wife needs constant medical attention.
Ah. Well there's your problem. Tell her she can have your whole 401K and kick the crazy whore out onto the streets.
Let's not kid ourselves, fellas. I've finished the game. I've beaten the final mission. At this point, until there's a Wackbag expansion pack, I'm just farting around with the unfinished side missions, mowing down pedestrians, and looking for cool jumps.

You've leveled up so many times that you can beat the last boss with just your fists if you want to, and now you're just going street by street looking for pigeons.

[Danesy]

It's rare...oh Crippy already said it 15 minutes ago! DARN DARN DARN!

If my piece of shit computer didn't take fucking 5 minutes to refresh!!!!!

Ugh ... this might be a good time for me to go smoke ... have fun with that Heeler. :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

Alright, I'm starving. I think today I'm going to have a Heeler lunch.

[crippledalbino]

If my piece of shit computer didn't take fucking 5 minutes to refresh!!!!!

Ugh ... this might be a good time for me to go smoke ... have fun with that Heeler. :rolleyes:

Ha ha, you're going to die of cancer.

Oh, wait, that was Heeler's bit. My bad.

[Stig]

Alright, I'm starving. I think today I'm going to have a Heeler lunch.

Cum?

[Blue Heeler]

Ha ha, you're going to die of cancer.

x2...haha yeah

[Blue Heeler]

Alright, I'm starving. I think today I'm going to have a Heeler lunch.

Today's lunch is a Quizno's Toasty Torpedo...um, no homo.

[crippledalbino]

Cum?

With a side of unanswered emails to Opie.

[Mobo]

Alright, I'm starving. I think today I'm going to have a Heeler lunch.

Man ass with a tossed side salad?

[Blue Heeler]

With a side of unanswered emails to Opie.

oh now that just hurts...

[Stig]

Is going to an Everquest convention any gayer than going to FH Reilly's or Bar 9 for an event?

[crippledalbino]

Man ass with a tossed side salad?

Close. Marine ass.
Speaking of, while I was away, did anyone hear from our awesome new posters? Or were they essentially one-hit wonders?

[Danesy]

Ha ha, you're going to die of cancer.

Oh, wait, that was Heeler's bit. My bad.

I don't know if Heeler will be happy about this or not ... but I think I hate Crip more than I hate Heeler now. They are running neck and neck.

Oh well, it doesn't really matter in the end ... neither one of them are actually funny. :rolleyes:

Now I am really going outside. And to get lunch.

Yea... I am like super-fucking cranky today.

[crippledalbino]

Is going to an Everquest convention any gayer than going to FH Reilly's or Bar 9 for an event?

Please. Nothing is gayer than sitting on a computer and talking to other people, then meeting them at a centralized location.
...well, shit.

[Mobo]

Close. Marine ass.
Speaking of, while I was away, did anyone hear from our awesome new posters? Or were they essentially one-hit wonders?

That gay Marine thing panned out badly......(read: BANNED!)
The first guy, our drunken diamond, has never resufaced.

[crippledalbino]

Yea... I am like super-fucking cranky today.

Like, totally gag her with a spoon!

[Mobo]

I don't know if Heeler will be happy about this or not ... but I think I hate Crip more than I hate Heeler now. They are running neck and neck.

Oh well, it doesn't really matter in the end ... neither one of them are actually funny. :rolleyes:

Now I am really going outside. And to get lunch.

Yea... I am like super-fucking cranky today.

I think Cokey should come up with some sort of award, (like the E-rocks and unicorns) so that we can keep up with Danesy's Most Hated of the Day....it changes hands about every 15 minutes.

[crippledalbino]

That gay Marine thing panned out badly......(read: BANNED!)
The first guy, our drunken diamond, has never resufaced.

Yeah, only a matter of time before that idiot got into some serious member bashing. Oh well.

But at least we've got our FooWhatever appreciation thread that will immortalize his awesomeness.

[DonTheTrucker]

Is going to an Everquest convention any gayer than going to FH Reilly's or Bar 9 for an event?

Probably more chicks at an Everquest convention.

[Mobo]

Please. Nothing is gayer than sitting on a computer and talking to other people, then meeting them at a centralized location.
...well, shit.

like an airport restroom?

[Stig]

Probably more chicks at an Everquest convention.
Good point.

[Mobo]

Yeah, only a matter of time before that idiot got into some serious member bashing. Oh well.

But at least we've got our FooWhatever appreciation thread that will immortalize his awesomeness.

It's the only "Second Coming" that I'm excited about.....although I believe the likelihood of either happening is about even odds.

[Mobo]

If I could go back to comics for a sec:
I picked up the newest issue of Wizard, and immediately thought of how much Don would love the cover.....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_swf1HtnkQ6Q/SYua3DBaahI/AAAAAAAACRg/zcwsD0qqTEI/s400/obama+superman+transform+alex+ross.jpg

[Stig]

If I could go back to comics for a sec:
I picked up the newest issue of Wizard, and immediately thought of how much Don would love the cover.....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_swf1HtnkQ6Q/SYua3DBaahI/AAAAAAAACRg/zcwsD0qqTEI/s400/obama+superman+transform+alex+ross.jpg

He's part of a superhero group. One guy has an "N" on his shirt. Next guy has an "E", then a "G"...