O&A Listening Thread- 03/24/09- David and Bobo's Further Adventures

[LiddyRules]

Exciting!

[Saikotic]

I want to shit liquid fire into your face. Morning.

[Saikotic]

Hey Liddy, skip Tales of the Black Freighter if you haven't seen it, but I liked Under The Mask.

[Cherry Pie]

i probly wont be joining the fun tonight


http://www.redhotdivas.com/gallery/albums/christyhemme/raunchy/03.jpg

[Saikotic]

"The Obama administration for the first time is weighing in on a Recording Industry Association of America file sharing lawsuit and is supporting hefty awards of as much as $150,000 per purloined music track."

Fuck.

[BeerBelly]

"The Obama administration for the first time is weighing in on a Recording Industry Association of America file sharing lawsuit and is supporting hefty awards of as much as $150,000 per purloined music track."

Fuck.

shit, what track is worth downloading anymore?

[Motor Head]

Sociopath!

[Pearce]

i probly wont be joining the fun tonight

Going to Abismo Deado's funeral?

[BeerBelly]

Sociopath!
whose that? never heard of that group

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

http://www.olympiaentertainment.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/BFPMFANBPIBA/GaffiganPhoto%20250x300.jpg

Todays special guest, James Gaffigan. Hes a silly man.

[Cherry Pie]

Going to Abismo Deado's funeral?

i say its fine time to see the man behind the mask

[BeerBelly]

http://www.olympiaentertainment.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/BFPMFANBPIBA/GaffiganPhoto%20250x300.jpg

Todays special guest, James Gaffigan. Hes a silly man.

I bet he'll be all quiet again, no blue, horrible improve he is

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I bet he'll be all quiet again, no blue, horrible improve he is

When was he last on? I've never heard him on the show before.

[BeerBelly]

When was he last on? I've never heard him on the show before.

see , I told you he was quiet

[Cherry Pie]

see , I told you he was quiet

hahaha this made me laff

[Pearce]

http://www.olympiaentertainment.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/BFPMFANBPIBA/GaffiganPhoto%20250x300.jpg

Todays special guest, James Gaffigan. Hes a silly man.

Don't forget today's other guests, such as everyone's favorite songster

http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/39589/lynch19.jpg

and the american hero

http://www.events.glasgowvant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/kurt-angle.jpg

[Pearce]

When was he last on? I've never heard him on the show before.

20060626 O&A-Opies Mice-Adam Sandler Sucks-Ants Guests-Global Warming-Penile Implant-Gay Parade-Jim Gaffigan

Which is odd, because he used to be on quite a bit. He was on the afternoon show several times and was on the XM show every 4-5 months until that point.

[Cherry Pie]

NO FUCKING WAY! KURT ANGLE my number 1 wrestler on my all time list! holy shit i need to listen today

[Saikotic]

So Angle is on both Stern and O&A today eh? Love me some angle. Hope he has some UFC news.

[BeerBelly]

hahaha this made me laff

just calls it as i see's it CP

[English Gent]

Marriage has not exactly been kind to Mr. and Mrs. Mohr:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0323_jay_moore_ramey.jpg

[Pearce]

Marriage has not exactly been kind to Mr. and Mrs. Mohr:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0323_jay_moore_ramey.jpg

"HEY FUCK YOU MAN, LET'S SEE YOU TURN HER DOWN!"

Gladly. Stop trying to justify the fact that you married a washed up half celebrity that looks like more like an unwrapped mummy every day.

[Cherry Pie]

as much as i love MR Angle i love his EX just as much

http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/WND/images/stories/galleries/karen6/Karen%20Angle%20topless%203.jpg

[Cherry Pie]

and mrs angle is an uncredited uncrowned TNA tag team champion

http://www.xheadlines.com/test/images/Karen%20Angle.gif

[Pearce]

So Angle is on both Stern and O&A today eh? Love me some angle.

Who isn't these days? Stupid Sirius took away Roland, so now it's their booker writing up these celebrities to all do Howie then walk down the street and give O&A the scraps. Same thing appened with Adler and Brand a few weeks ago.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Marriage has not exactly been kind to Mr. and Mrs. Mohr:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0323_jay_moore_ramey.jpg

NOOOOO! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING.

thats a big drop off, literally


I also I would list the wrestler but I have no idea who he is and mohrs wife has frog mouth, fix that.

[Saikotic]

"HEY FUCK YOU MAN, LET'S SEE YOU TURN HER DOWN!"

Gladly. Stop trying to justify the fact that you married a washed up half celebrity that looks like more like an unwrapped mummy every day.

Jesus. You nailed that. She looks like a hag from Legend.

[Saikotic]

She USED to look like this:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3174537984/nm0185178
She's fucking THIRTY.

[Pearce]

http://923now.com/files/2009/03/chunky_radio-bio.jpg

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

She USED to look like this:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3174537984/nm0185178
She's fucking THIRTY.

Holy shit thats Nikki Cox, I remember her when she was in her 20's. She looks terrible.

[BeerBelly]

Bobcats doin' good then

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

http://923now.com/files/2009/03/chunky_radio-bio.jpg

Bob Kelly?

[PartyRock24]

Morning Everyone

Nice Kurt Angle is going to be on today

[Saikotic]

Bob Kelly?

is in his belly.

[Cherry Pie]

welcome back party rawk welcome back! clap clap clap welcome back party rawk welcome back!

[BeerBelly]

Morning Everyone

Nice Kurt Angle is going to be on today

aww fuck not another wrestler

[Cherry Pie]

aww fuck not another wrestler

HEY YOU STFU! :action-sm

[PartyRock24]

welcome back party rawk welcome back! clap clap clap welcome back party rawk welcome back!

Thank You Cherry :)

lol



Whos going to start the fight this time with Kurt Angle?

[BeerBelly]

HEY YOU STFU! :action-sm

no need to wavy i can take it

[Saikotic]

HAHA, death of paltalk

[PartyRock24]

Wow they are really taking away Paltalk?

[Cherry Pie]

no need to wavy i can take it

i needed it or else it would not be all caps

[Saikotic]

I'm more interested in Angle going to UFC and taking on Lesnar for real.

[west milly tom]

Hoo Hoo!

[Blue Heeler]

Sounds like the "suits" got my letter I wrote to Mel concerning "Paltalk".

[Blue Heeler]

aww fuck not another has-been wrestler

fixed

[Cherry Pie]

I'm more interested in Angle going to UFC and taking on Lesnar for real.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he will kill himself! hes the best wrestler in the world he does not need to fight for real he needs to stay healthy i love him and will be very upset if he gets hurt

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I'm more interested in Angle going to UFC and taking on Lesnar for real.

Just what we need, another albino gorilla who pounds on people for 15 minutes.

[moegolden]

not for nothing, but i found the right facebook and a few pics of crazy liz from yesterday
http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=3169152

[Cherry Pie]

fixed

oh now your dead!


to me

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

oh now your dead!


to me

Lucky him

[Pearce]

I'm more interested in Angle going to UFC and taking on Lesnar for real.

A 40 year old wrestler with a broken neck is gonna start his MMA career. That'll end well.

[Cherry Pie]

A 40 year old wrestler with a broken friggin neck is gonna start his MMA career. That'll end well.

fixed

[BeerBelly]

shit it's late, outty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4bFFKobbe4&feature=PlayList&p=AA4435E8A924A453&index=9

[Pearce]

I feel bad, maybe I shouldn't have tweeted Chunky calling him a fat phony cunt. http://twitter.com/CHUNKYRADIO

[Bluestreak]

Step 1 to making the World a happier place: Reopen Auschwitz.
Step 2: Round up all the lawyers.
Step 3: Showers.

[English Gent]

Are they fucking serious? This guy walked up 14 flights of stairs? Holy fuck.

[Saikotic]

Can you send direct msgs to him without having the fat shit follow you?

[Saikotic]

Step 1 to making the World a happier place: Reopen Auschwitz.
Step 2: Round up all the lawyers.
Step 3: Showers.

That's fucking disgusting. You'd stop at lawyers?

[IsThatATrain ?]

HAHA, death of paltalk


Maybe we'll get the "Stinky Cam" back.

[Pearce]

Can you send direct msgs to him without having the fat shit follow you?

If you hold your mouse over one of the updates, you'll see some icons show up on the right side of it. The bottom one is to reply to him.

[Blue Heeler]

oh now your dead!


to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswig8dcEAY

[Blue Heeler]

If you hold your mouse over one of the updates, you'll see some icons show up on the right side of it. The bottom one is to reply to him.

@Replies are different than Direct Messages...

[English Gent]

I cannot wait for them to take away Paltalk. Bunch of freeloading cunts.

[Saikotic]

@ChunkyRadio Aside from picking food up and shoveling it between your teeth, what exercise do you get? When did you last see your cock?

[Cherry Pie]

grr first direct tv now paltalk hate mel

[Blue Heeler]

Just stop it Anthony...they're not listening to the XM feed.

I think everyone's major complaint with Paltalk is how it will stop the show if the feed goes down.

[Saikotic]

@Replies are different than Direct Messages...

NOW you tell me. Will he see it?

[moegolden]

@Replies are different than Direct Messages...

I'm indifferent on this, but you have been consistent for some time.....
http://wackbag.com/search.php?searchid=2801160

[Blue Heeler]

I cannot wait for them to take away Paltalk. Bunch of freeloading cunts.

For example:

grr first direct tv now paltalk hate mel

:icon_lol:

[Steam]

Nice! Fuck Paltalk!

[Blue Heeler]

NOW you tell me. Will he see it?

Only if he looks at his @ Replies...a Direct Msg will notify him, but you have to both be following each other.

[Bluestreak]

That's fucking disgusting. You'd stop at lawyers?

:clap:

[Cherry Pie]

oh noes why is there van halen music????????

[Blue Heeler]

I'm indifferent on this, but you have been consistent for some time.....
http://wackbag.com/search.php?searchid=2801160

I can't follow links to wackbag.com...so I don't know what you mean. :huh:

[Blue Heeler]

Nice! Fuck Paltalk!

Steam and Heeler...agreeing with each other since last Tuesday!

[Blue Heeler]

oh noes why is there van halen music????????

I think it means you're supposed to put on a nacho libre mask and piledrive yourself off your bed.

[Cherry Pie]

I think it means you're supposed to put on a nacho libre mask and piledrive yourself off your bed.

pfffffft i got a jushin thunder liger mask

http://www.strapya-world.com/images/medium/351/351-SN-001_MED.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

pfffffft i got a jushin thunder liger mask

http://www.strapya-world.com/images/medium/351/351-SN-001_MED.jpg

Voltron called, he wants his mask back.

[Guilty Spark]

Has anyone figured out why they like Sam so much?

[moegolden]

I can't follow links to wackbag.com...so I don't know what you mean. :huh:

it's wackbag search results for posts by you with the word "paltalk" in the body of the text. most are you being very annoyed with it sidetracking the show. kind of pathological when it's all in one place like that, but hey you're consistent!

[Blue Heeler]

OOOO! Nice Saikotic...someone might hit the Leaderboard

[Saikotic]

Tee Hee

[Steam]

Steam and Heeler...agreeing with each other since last Tuesday!

We are about two weeks away from making out.

Voltron called, he wants his mask back.

I remember back in 1991 when Jushin Liger was the next big thing. I'm still waiting.

[Cherry Pie]

Voltron called, he wants his mask back.

my step dad bought it for me not knowing who i liked so i dident get a rey mysterio mask like i wanted

[Steam]

Hhahahahahhaa, I love Anthony's Rocko impression.

[Blue Heeler]

it's wackbag search results for posts by you with the word "paltalk" in the body of the text. most are you being very annoyed with it. kind of pathological when it's all in one place like that, but hey you're consistent!

It's my Crusade, Sir...you should also search on "keyboard and mouse" vs "controller"...and "360 vs PS3". ;)

[mascan42]

Why is he sitting across the room from the microphone?

[west milly tom]

I bet chunky's flop sweat smells like rancid bologna.

[Steam]

Has anyone figured out why they like Sam so much?

Not a big fan of him personally, but he did contribute there just now. His "he has a bit of an edge" line was delivered pretty well.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Voltron called, he wants his mask back.

The power rangers too.

[Bluestreak]

I want to hear Chunky's heart explode out of his heart like an Alien.

[Brosemite Sam]

I would give anything for a video of that fucking mammoth trudging up the stairs as his heart fights against odds to keep from exploding in his chest

[Blue Heeler]

I want to hear Chunky's heart explode out of his heart like an Alien.

I would give anything for a video of that fucking mammoth trudging up the stairs as his heart fights against odds to keep from exploding in his chest

Unique posts like these are what this board needs. :action-sm

[Brosemite Sam]

I thought it was a fine first post myself but of course I got beat to it

[west milly tom]

Rock of love bus?

[Steam]

Rocko surely did suck. What a hack. I emailed him after O&A were canceled and he was so illiterate. But Opie is wrong, the "random fan in Fenway" was Matty Blake, not Birdsay.

What is Op's problem with Hillman?

[Pearce]

Greaseman does that gimmick, here's his bio for his current gig in Jacksonville

"HOW IT ALL STARTED: When Doug arrived in Jacksonville in 1975, he was billed as a trucker turned DJ. He pulled his big rig over in front of the WAPE studios in Orange Park to audition for the morning man job. He got that job, and so the legend of "Uncle Greasy" began building a special bond with his Jacksonville audience."

[Bluestreak]

Unique posts like these are what this board needs. :action-sm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! I need to proofread better... or drink more in the AM.

Douche or dressing?

Blue Healer is a douche. Tee hee!

[Blue Heeler]

I thought it was a fine first post myself but of course I got beat to it

Proper grammar and punctuation, you're more than welcome here, Sir.

[moegolden]

Has anyone figured out why they like Sam so much?

I don't want to hear him all the time, but I think he's created a rather brilliant character...an eddie haskell type who causes as much trouble as anyone else without looking the part.

the sucker wrestling fan/apologist was particularly fun.

[Blue Heeler]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! I need to proofread better... or drink more in the AM.

Douche or dressing?

Blue Healer is a douche. Tee hee!

Who's this Blue Healer you speak of? :action-sm

[Bluestreak]

Who's this Blue Healer you speak of? :action-sm

Fuuuuuuuuck. I suck. I can't even get a lighthearted insult out correctly.

-edit-
I'm a douche.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Who's this Blue Healer you speak of? :action-sm

Hear he owns a paint stripped van and kidnaps teenagers.

[Steam]

Um yeah, we can stop with the reading of the Twitter posts.

Just awful.

[BeerBelly]

Um yeah, we can stop with the reading of the Twitter posts.

Just awful.

who can read twitter when wackbag is here?

[Saikotic]

Who's this Blue Healer you speak of? :action-sm

The one who is about to be replaced on the leaderboard.


OH NO HE DIDN'

[Saikotic]

Hear he owns a paint stripped van and kidnaps teenagers.

Hey Blue, wanna carpool?

[mascan42]

The one who is about to be replaced on the leaderboard.


OH NO HE DIDN'
Only if you start spelling your name so Opie can pronounce it. :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

The one who is about to be replaced on the leaderboard.


OH NO HE DIDN'

You've had 3 in your lifetime, settle down. ;)

[Saikotic]

Only if you start spelling your name so Opie can pronounce it. :action-sm

Third time's the charm, he got it this time.

[Blue Heeler]

Hey Blue, wanna carpool?

I get to control the radio and the AC temp.

[Saikotic]

You've had 3 in your lifetime, settle down. ;)

Sad Panda.

[Blue Heeler]

Third time's the charm, he got it this time.

My first ever IF, Opie just called me "Blue from Kentucky".

[Stig]

Hello, bags of cunt.

[Steam]

who can read twitter when wackbag is here?

Oh yeah, we've got some real gems here too.

The one who is about to be replaced on the leaderboard.


OH NO HE DIDN'

I know Blue Heeler, and you sir, are definitely no Blue Heeler.

[Saikotic]

I get to control the radio and the AC temp.

I get to strain the disemboweled intestines through my teeth.

[mr.diddles]

mmmmm cunt bags . morning

[Cherry Pie]

stiggy grahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

[Blue Heeler]

I know Blue Heeler, and you sir, are definitely no Blue Heeler.

I love political jokes. :icon_lol:

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

My first ever IF, Opie just called me "Blue from Kentucky".

I had my first IF read last week, I was very proud of myself. I immediately called my boss and said "I quit shit dick cause I'M on the radio, jealous?"

He wasn't.....

[Cherry Pie]

I had my first IF read last week, I was very proud of myself. I immediately called my boss and said "I quit shit dick cause I'M on the radio, jealous?"

He wasn't.....

no you dident

[/literal cherry]

[Stig]

I know Blue Heeler, and you sir, are definitely no Blue Heeler.

So...that's...um... A compliment? :icon_conf

[Stig]

stiggy grahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

Good morning, Miss. :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

So...that's...um... A compliment? :icon_conf

Yes!

[Saikotic]

later ppl

[DonTheTrucker]

Morning.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

no you dident

[/literal cherry]

Duuudddeee I totally did, I'm going on satellite in a couple months.

linger 20 minutes

[Blue Heeler]

later ppl

Morning.

2 men enter, 1 man leaves

[English Gent]

Good morning, Miss. :action-sm

Go fuck yourself, you fucking cunt, Stig.

[Cherry Pie]

Duuudddeee I totally did, I'm going on satellite in a couple months.

linger 20 minutes

i really did like your first one it was funny

[Blue Heeler]

uh oh....Opie better know who won.

[umo]

OnA should be 6-9am. Five hours is way too long for a daily radio show.

[Cherry Pie]

doooooooooooon hiya

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

i really did like your first one it was funny

Now whos the liar.

[Steam]

Ok, assholes, I need to go to work. I'm already running late. Doesn't matter though, the boss won't be there until tomorrow. I have free reign today to abuse my lackey.

Later.

[Cherry Pie]

Now whos the liar.

lol it was i laffed

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Ok, assholes, I need to go to work. I'm already running late. Doesn't matter though, the boss won't be there until tomorrow. I have free reign today to abuse my lackey.

Later.

Work the shaft and cradle the balls, sir.

[Pearce]

...someone actually did production for a bit....on the Opie and Anthony show?

[Cherry Pie]

oh yay potty talk

[Stig]

Go fuck yourself, you fucking cunt, Stig.

You're no Gent at all, are you? You're a liar! A GREAT BIG LIAR!!! :mad4:

[Cherry Pie]

never saw this movie but now i want to

[Brosemite Sam]

Such a great movie.

Also, Kubrick is out of his god damn mind.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I do.

[umo]

oooh, Opie used the R-word. He will never be tolerated on Wackbag.

[BeerBelly]

**** **** ****

[Cherry Pie]

might have to go Garfield a tale of two kittys is on

[Pearce]

might have to go Garfield a tale of two kittys is on

but if you watch that you'll miss the new Dora The Explorer

[Brosemite Sam]

I hear Garfield gets into some pretty serious shenanigans

[umo]

The Shining - the two little girls in the hallway - still scares the shit out of me.

[Cherry Pie]

but if you watch that you'll miss the new Dora The Explorer

nay nay i have DVR

[Cherry Pie]

I hear Garfield gets into some pretty serious shenanigans

you fucking spoiled it!

[mascan42]

Captain Dale Dye

[umo]

McNulty from The Wire is British. That's fucked up.

[Cherry Pie]

mr bean played the best nazi in a movie

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Maybe Anthony could have used a little training to make the Bra Bombing sound a little more realistic.

[umo]

The Porn industry has mastered Cinema-magic. They make it look like it's possible to bang a chick's asshole hard for a half hour.

[Stig]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Maybe Anthony could have used a little training to make the Bra Bombing sound a little more realistic.

We civilians just don't understand the living hell that is a radio war.

[Cherry Pie]

moooooooby hola

[Pearce]

Opie, if you like "What Did You Learn", why did you stop doing it after a week?

[Pearce]

I caught "you embarassed clear channel", "I embarassed clear channel?", that's about it

[mr.diddles]

That audio reminds me of bonding with my daddy. tear......

[Mobo]

opie, if you like "what did you learn", why did you stop doing it after a week?

hater!!!!

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Ha...

I want so badly not to care about this....but it really is just hilarious. Every time I hear it there's something new to make me laugh.

[Awful Me]

Hiya Buddays!

[Cherry Pie]

k my Garfield movie is on

[Stig]

Who is this dirty pig that Jimmy was lucky enough to get?

[Awful Me]

jif? like the peanut butter?

I have only ever heard it pronounced like gift without the t.

[Mobo]

Hiya Buddays!

Howdy, sir! It's great to see less of you!

[mr.diddles]

hey, now we are on break just wondering how many cell phones have you guys broken ?


I'm a douche !

[Stig]

hey, now we are on break just wondering how many cell phones have you guys broken ?


I'm a douche !

None. Ever.

[Awful Me]

Howdy, sir! It's great to see less of you!

Thank you kind sir.

I have $500 riding on my weightloss and month left to go. I am going to try to get at least 230 by the end.

[mr.diddles]

None. Ever.

OH


Again I'm a douche:(

[Pearce]

I'm a douche !
Again I'm a douche:(

I find myself agreeing with mr. diddles a lot.

[Mobo]

Oh BOY did Liz rock! Didn't she guys?!?!? Guys?

[Stig]

Oh BOY did Liz rock! Didn't she guys?!?!? Guys?

No. She killed time. Opie calls that "Rocking."

[Stig]

I had one of those high-velocity shit torpedoes last week. It didn't even splash. Like an Olympic diver.

[Mobo]

No. She killed time. Opie calls that "Rocking."

Makes sense.....he also calls "Cinderella" rocking....

[Stig]

NORRRR-ton. You don't have to put on the red light.

[Cherry Pie]

makes sense.....he also calls "cinderella" rocking....

hahahahaha

[Mobo]

hahahahaha

that Garfield's a funny mother fucker, huh?

[Stig]

Alright - so the BFF's are David and Kenny.

[Stig]

that Garfield's a funny mother fucker, huh?

It's funny, because it's a CAT! And he likes LASAGNA!!! :icon_lol:

[Cherry Pie]

that Garfield's a funny mother fucker, huh?

well i am enjoying this movie but that line rawked

[Cherry Pie]

It's funny, because it's a CAT! And he likes LASAGNA!!! :icon_lol:

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup i hate you guys :icon_cry:

[mr.diddles]

have good ones guys and gal.

[samurai]

NORRRR-ton. You don't have to put on the red light.

Thank you, drive safely. I'm important.
http://www.buzzine.com/media/data/albums/15/Sting_20070106.jpg

[Mobo]

It's funny, because it's a CAT! And he likes LASAGNA!!! :icon_lol:

And BOY does he hate that dog! But cuteness trumps everything! ;)

well i am enjoying this movie but that line rawked

I think we've mislabled enough things as "rocking" this morning....don't you?

[English Gent]

No. She killed time.

Time that I can never get back.................:(

[Mobo]

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup i hate you guys :icon_cry:

yeah, Stig. Shup.

[English Gent]

that Garfield's a funny mother fucker, huh?

Did anyone actually find that faggoty cat even remotely amusing?

[Mobo]

Did anyone actually find that faggoty can even remotely amusing?

HA HA! Faggoty can! He's talking about his ass!

[Cherry Pie]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii samuraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Pearce]

Did anyone actually find that faggoty cat even remotely amusing?

Only realistic garfield
http://iuplanet.com/forum/attachments/what/805d1204520904-realistic-garfield-comic-strip-garfield.jpg

[samurai]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii samuraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiii

:action-sm

[Mobo]

Ha ha! Kenny sounds honestly sad that he can't go get G.H.'s food anymore.

[Mobo]

now THAT'S fuckin' funny.

[Danesy]

now THAT'S fuckin' funny.

Like you would know funny ..... :action-sm

Good Morning everyone.

:)

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

The greatest man in history. Did Jay Leno say that or am I getting my quotes mixed up?

I feel like Hangover Death!

[Stig]

Time that I can never get back.................:(

You're 6 hours in the future. Why the fuck didn't you warn us?

[Stig]

Morning all.

The greatest man in history. Did Jay Leno say that or am I getting my quotes mixed up?

I feel like Hangover Death!
Hi, Cokie.
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/rotsnake2.gif

[Cherry Pie]

You're 6 hours in the future. Why the fuck didn't you warn us?

Doc...you mean to tell me its 1955??????????

[Mobo]

Like you would know funny ..... :action-sm

Good Morning everyone.

:)

That's time out! You don't talk to your father like that!

[Danesy]

Morning all.

The greatest man in history. Did Jay Leno say that or am I getting my quotes mixed up?

I feel like Hangover Death!

ADDICT!!!!!


Feels good when it's not me ...... :action-sm

[Mobo]

Guys! Be quiet! I'm trying to listen to rob schneider's thoughts on the octo-mom!

[Pearce]

Dave and Bobo are embarassed by this improv.

[Pearce]

Why do they CONSTANTLY talk over each other? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[English Gent]

Fucking hell, that awful show sounds like a godamn Jewish coffee morning.

[Danesy]

What awful show was that?!?!?!

[cokelogic]

Hi, Cokie.
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/rotsnake2.gif
I still can't see the sailboat.

[English Gent]

ADDICT!!!!!


Feels good when it's not me ...... :action-sm

Admit it, you'll be pissing yourself laughing when cokey turns up on the hilarity that is 'Intervention' next season.

[Stig]

The Jew thing might be the best practical joke since Hitler's non-aggression pact with Chamberlain.

[Mobo]

Fucking hell, that awful show sounds like a godamn Adolf Hitler was the greatest man in history coffee morning.

oooooh! Zing!

[Danesy]

Admit it, you'll be pissing yourself laughing when cokey turns up on the hilarity that is 'Intervention' next season.

No, I won't. Because I have a sneaking suspicion I might be on there long before him.

[Mobo]

I still can't see the sailboat.

it's a schooner.

[samurai]

I still can't see the sailboat.

Oh, Mr. Pitt.

[cokelogic]

it's a schooner.http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[Mobo]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

<yoink!>
I got my eye on YOU, Cokie.

[Danesy]

I love those stupid crime shows too. Oh and Lockup on MSNBC. That rules too.

:p

[Mobo]

can't wait for Big Brother!

(the t.v. show.....not the overbearing government metaphor.)

[Stig]

There are a million reasons why DNA testing on the general populace is wrong. But personally, I want to keep my :rap: and murder options open.

[Stig]

can't wait for Big Brother!

(the t.v. show.....not the overbearing government metaphor.)

Good. Because the government one is ALREADY HEEEERE, MAAAAANNNNN!!!

[cokelogic]

Arcing a load is not fun when you shoot it into your belly button, nothin' but net.

[Mobo]

There are a million reasons why DNA testing on the general populace is wrong. .

c'mon, Stig....surely there can't be a million Stig-lets out there.

[Cherry Pie]

c'mon, Stig....surely there can't be a million Stig-lets out there.

is that like a hulkamaniac? some one photshop a stig still rules avatar

[Stig]

c'mon, Stig....surely there can't be a million Stig-lets out there.

There are millions every time you shoot a load.

[Mobo]

Arcing a load is not fun when you shoot it into your belly button, nothin' but net.

Lecum James.
Cumbe Bryant
Spunkelle O'Neil
Michael Jizzum

[Pearce]

Angle on Howard right now apparently talking about making out with a tranny.

[Mobo]

There are millions every time you shoot a load.

How do you know so much about my loads?

[Stig]

Why does Jimmy keep saying he's 40 when he's only 39?

[Mobo]

Angle on Howard right now apparently talking about making out with a tranny.

He's stealing Jimmy's bit!

HOO HOO!

[Stig]

How do you know so much about my loads?

The internet.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i can't tell whether i find jim's story hot or disturbing or both. :icon_conf

[Cherry Pie]

some one IF and ask if kurt is really dating rhaka kahn

[KNUCKLEUP]

Why does Jimmy keep saying he's 40 when he's only 39?

he had a birthday. :action-sm

[Mobo]

The internet.

damn you, youtube.

i can't tell whether i find jim's story hot or disturbing or both. :icon_conf

let's just say "hot" and move on....

[Cherry Pie]

i can't tell whether i find jim's story hot or disturbing or both. :icon_conf

HAHAHAHA your avatar kills me

[English Gent]

Is this guy supposed to be funny, then?

[Stig]

some one IF and ask if kurt is really dating rhaka kahn

No. Nobody cares. Seriously - Rhaka Kahn? MUST wrestlers keep coming up with fake names that sound like legitimate celebrities? It's gayer than...well...wrestling. :mad4:

(and I WATCH wrestling!)

[Stig]

Is this guy supposed to be funny, then?

No. He's running for senate.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Is this guy supposed to be funny, then?

in an alternate-reality-brian-regan way.

[English Gent]

No. Nobody cares. Seriously - Rhaka Kahn? MUST wrestlers keep coming up with fake names that sound like legitimate celebrities? It's gayer than...well...wrestling. :mad4:

(and I WATCH wrestling!)

As I've always maintained, wrestling is most definitely for queers.

[Cherry Pie]

No. Nobody cares. Seriously - Rhaka Kahn? MUST wrestlers keep coming up with fake names that sound like legitimate celebrities? It's gayer than...well...wrestling. :mad4:

(and I WATCH wrestling!)

trenisha briggers wont look good on that TNA name plate

[English Gent]

in an alternate-reality-brian-regan way.

Oh, fucking hell. He's not coming onto the show, is he? Most annoying, unfunny standup in the history of annoying, unfunny standups.

[KNUCKLEUP]

No. He's running for senate.

lol.

[Dre]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

How goes it?

[samurai]

some one IF and ask if kurt is really dating rhaka kahn

It was her birfday yesterday.









Oh... that was Chaka Kahn.

[Mobo]

Is this guy supposed to be funny, then?

if you find jokes about Hot Pockets funny....

No. Nobody cares. Seriously - Rhaka Kahn? MUST wrestlers keep coming up with fake names that sound like legitimate celebrities?

Rhaka, Rhaka, Rhaka, Rhaka kahn
Rhaka kahn, Rhaka kahn, Rhaka kahn
Rhaka kahn, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Rhaka kahn
Let me rock you, that's all i wanna do
Rhaka kahn, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Rhaka kahn
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
Rhaka khan let me tell you what i wanna do
Do you feel for me, the way i feel for you
Rhaka kahn let me tell you what i wanna do
I wanna love you, wanna hug you, wanna squeeze you too
Let me take you in my arms
Let me fill you with my charms, Rhaka
'cause you know that i'm the one to keep you warm
Rhaka, i'll make you more than just a physical dream
I wanna rock you, Rhaka
Baby, cause you make me wanna scream

[KNUCKLEUP]

Oh, fucking hell. He's not coming onto the show, is he? Most annoying, unfunny standup in the history of annoying, unfunny standups.

i imagined you saying that in a thick, stereotypical cockney accent.

[Mobo]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

How goes it?

HO-LEE SHEYIT! Is that Dre I see before me?

[Cherry Pie]

kurt angle is the fucking best wrestler in the world

[English Gent]

i imagined you saying that in a thick, stereotypical cockney accent.

Vinnie Jones I am not. I've got more of a Hugh Grant/Ralph Fiennes accent going on.

[Pearce]

kurt angle is the fucking best wrestler in the world

He pretty much sucks.

[Dre]

HO-LEE SHEYIT! Is that Dre I see before me?

Most certainly, my good sir.

[Lacrossedragon]

Oh shit Opie's lying like Scorcho

[Cherry Pie]

He pretty much sucks.

bold faced lie you said he was your hero this morning

[cokelogic]

The Scorch and Anthony Show.

[cokelogic]

Oh shit Opie's lying like ScorchoAh! You beat me to the punch.

[Mobo]

Vinnie Jones I am not. I've got more of a Hugh Grant/Ralph Fiennes accent going on.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a point and laugh kill screen if anyone's interested.

[Stig]

As I've always maintained, wrestling is most definitely for queers.

I've come around to your way of thinking, sir. I'm off the wrestling.

[Stig]

Oh shit Opie's lying like Scorcho

El Scorcho? Aye Carumba!

Well god-damn you half-Japanese girls.

[Pearce]

bold faced lie you said he was your hero this morning

Sarcasm. Best wrestler ever, Toshiaki Kawada:

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/t/toshiakikawada/04.jpg
http://ca.c.yimg.jp/sports/1203863510/img.sports.yahoo.co.jp/spnavi/photo/fight/200802/24/20080224047.jpg
http://ca.c.yimg.jp/sports/1203862526/img.sports.yahoo.co.jp/spnavi/photo/fight/200802/24/20080224001.jpg

[Mobo]

http://grantnelson00.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/18000decal.jpg

OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH!

[FartHammer]

I love Gaffigan.

[English Gent]

I've come around to your way of thinking, sir. I'm off the wrestling.

Good man.

[Cherry Pie]

i get it im a dork .....

[Stig]

http://grantnelson00.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/18000decal.jpg

OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH!

Remobo 18,000 combo!

[Cherry Pie]

Sarcasm. Best wrestler ever, Toshiaki Kawada:

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/t/toshiakikawada/04.jpg
http://ca.c.yimg.jp/sports/1203863510/img.sports.yahoo.co.jp/spnavi/photo/fight/200802/24/20080224047.jpg
http://ca.c.yimg.jp/sports/1203862526/img.sports.yahoo.co.jp/spnavi/photo/fight/200802/24/20080224001.jpg

oh thats japanese wrestling i meant american

[Mobo]

Remobo 18,000 combo!

You're just being kind, o' King of the 50k.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Sarcasm. Best wrestler ever, Toshiaki Kawada:

http://ca.c.yimg.jp/sports/1203862526/img.sports.yahoo.co.jp/spnavi/photo/fight/200802/24/20080224001.jpg

Holy dear sweet fuck does that look brutally painful.

Mornin folks :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Holy dear sweet fuck does that look brutally painful.

Mornin folks :action-smMorning JD

[Cherry Pie]

finally JD is her to fix this thread and support kurt angle

[Mobo]

Holy dear sweet fuck does that look brutally painful.

Mornin folks :action-sm

Those have gotta be some of the most brutal chops I've ever seen.

[Dre]

http://grantnelson00.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/18000decal.jpg

OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH!

http://mylifeinabundance.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/1_frog-congrats.gif

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Best wrestler with a broken neck....Taz

http://www.m2jstyle.com/images/wrestlers/taz.jpg


haha, Ant mentioned that cement truck with the WOW sticker when he was on Red Eye

[Stig]

Holy dear sweet fuck does that look brutally painful.

Mornin folks :action-sm

Still - it's nice of Dice K and Hurricane Helms to help that poor fella out.
http://ca.c.yimg.jp/sports/1203862526/img.sports.yahoo.co.jp/spnavi/photo/fight/200802/24/20080224001.jpg

[Cherry Pie]

Still - it's nice of Dice K and Hurricane Helms to help that poor fella out.
http://ca.c.yimg.jp/sports/1203862526/img.sports.yahoo.co.jp/spnavi/photo/fight/200802/24/20080224001.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA half of that was funny whos dice k?

[cokelogic]

http://twitpic.com/img/2ek3e-6f04f5cbcf608995e983a3362a2c684d.49c8df64.jpg
Jimmy's drivers license picture. Out of focus, but still retarded.

[Mobo]

Still - it's nice of Dice K and Hurricane Helms to help that poor fella out.


I don't think that's them.

[Stig]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA half of that was funny whos dice k?

Red Sox pitcher.

[Mobo]

fuck.....Liz......why?


somewhere, Patti is furious.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Who's the girl they're talking to/about?

[Stig]

Now we know the next guest is getting bumped for Crazy Girl. Any slightly weird person gets the whole show dedicated to them.

[cokelogic]

http://docs.google.com/File?id=dcmrdwq3_831cqqqnvhc_b
Liz!

[Stig]

Lorazepam rules.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

fuck.....Liz......why?


somewhere, Patti is furious.

Liz...intern Liz? (Is there an intern Liz?) Or is this Liz of the Herky Jerky variety?


Marzipan jokes....someone put a match to the fuse of that bomb

[Stig]

Can't touch this!
http://docs.google.com/File?id=dcmrdwq3_831cqqqnvhc_b
Liz!

[Mobo]

Who's the girl they're talking to/about?

It's better that you don't know.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://docs.google.com/File?id=dcmrdwq3_831cqqqnvhc_b
Liz!

Okay, so where/when do we see the pictures of her naked from yesterday? (I missed the show)

[Cherry Pie]

hahahaha stiggyyyy

[Stig]

Okay, so where/when do we see the pictures of her naked from yesterday? (I missed the show)

Check yesterday's thread, you lazy fucking fuck.





:action-sm

[Redding]

hey folks

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Can't touch this!
Okay photoshoppers...put her in parachute pants & put that in the Photoshop thread
It's better that you don't know.
Duely noted...did we see pictures of her naked?


I really really really fucking hope that twat on Maury goes 0-15 on who yo baby daddy

[cokelogic]

You don't like period sex? What AREN'T you, communist?!

[The Nature Boy]

This chick is hot as fuck, I don't care what anyone says! Where is the video of her dancing? Get that shit up!

[Stig]

Okay photoshoppers...put her in parachute pants & put that in the Photoshop thread



Look at the pants - the crotch is at her knees. HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TODAY??? :icon_conf

[cokelogic]

Okay, so where/when do we see the pictures of her naked from yesterday? (I missed the show)http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/JimmySketch.jpg

She didn't allow them to take pictures of her naked, so Jimmy sketched her.

[Redding]

This chick is nuts...kiss stalker patti goodbye

[cokelogic]

http://i44.tinypic.com/29pwyh5.jpg
She does have a nice box.

[English Gent]

This chick is nuts...kiss stalker patti goodbye

I'd prefer it if Patti went and smooched a choo choo.

[KNUCKLEUP]

should i even bother trying to listen to see just how "crazy" this bitch is?

otherwise i'm going back to glenn beck.

[Stig]

They act like she's the only chick on antidepressants and anxiety meds. EVERY woman will go on that shit eventually.

[English Gent]

Why the fuck are they giving airtime to this boring cunt?

[nolajersey]

They have Jim Gaffigan in and they are giving air time to this nothing. I hate when they do that.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Check yesterday's thread, you lazy fucking fuck.





:action-sm
I did. Bunch of useless assholes. All of you.

Aside from Coke.
http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/opieradio/k0eOVR0N2zqpHgi7sfbLTEEFMIdSNV2e2mW7GEu3teLsp2kHtB j2iUhtCJv8/IMG00162-20090323-1020.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
Jimmy sketching "crazy" Liz

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/JimmySketch.jpg

She didn't allow them to take pictures of her naked, so Jimmy sketched her.
it appears as if a Tribble is eating her out :icon_eek:

[Blue Heeler]

Oh for fuck's sake, get this bitch off the radio...enough with the walk-ons!

[KNUCKLEUP]

They have Jim Gaffigan in and they are giving air time to this nothing. I hate when they do that.

QFMFT.

product placement??? you retarded cuntbag.

[PartyRock24]

So wheres Kurt?


Jimmy is an upcoming artist lol

[English Gent]

Get that fucking bitch OFF!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

btw, antidepressants/anxiety meds aren't an excuse to be an annoying sack of shit.

her problem is that she's obnoxious. not enough attention as a child or something.

[Blue Heeler]

I'm going to get banned on IF...
GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!

[Stig]

Maybe if you'd all join me in IF-ing the boys about this shit...

[KNUCKLEUP]

ok, i'm going back to am radio.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahah, are they doing the Bunny bit? Danny rules

too bad Crazy Liz does not.

[Radioguy]

This chick is like Jane, but not as violent.

[masterem243]

I'm going to get banned on IF...
GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!
I'd have to say that not every girl is a hole. She's more classified as a fucking nutcase then a hole.

[cokelogic]

I'm going to get banned on IF...
GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!GET THE HOLE OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!You should be banned for all those corny ass jokes of yours. :action-sm

[Stig]

Is Opie going to tell us that "half the audience LOVES this chick?"

[Blue Heeler]

I'd have to say that not every girl is a hole. She's more classified as a fucking nutcase then a hole.

Go back to Hoo Hoo with your logic.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://bethesignal.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nike-airmax-st-patricks-day-2007.jpg

i hope someone beats her to death with them.

[Blue Heeler]

You should be banned for all those corny ass jokes of yours. :action-sm

How is "hey Opie, it's going to be 65 here today" a corny ass joke, Sir?

[Danesy]

Oh goody Heeler's here ....

:p

[masterem243]

Go back to Hoo Hoo with your logic.

Just because I don't agree with you, doesn't make me a Stern Fan. I'm not even close to it. But anyway, I wouldn't call Bonnie Macfarlane a hole, and she's a woman. She's actually pretty funny when she's in studio with Vos.

[PartyRock24]

Finally, So wheres Kurt?

[KNUCKLEUP]

they wasted jim gaffigan's entire time with that twat...

:arrrh:

[samurai]

Is Opie going to tell us that "half the audience LOVES this chick?"

Yes, yes he will.

The only way to make this better is to bring in Mike Birbiglia and Marlee Matlin. That would be a hoot.

[Stig]

Was that the confirmation that the show only goes until 10:30 now?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is Opie going to tell us that "half the audience LOVES this chick?"

Hell yeah. Because 1/2 of the audience are on Paltalk. So they can see her doing shit.

[masterem243]

Hell yeah. Because 1/2 of the audience are on Paltalk. So they can see her doing shit.

Wait until 2 weeks from now. :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

Just because I don't agree with you, doesn't make me a Stern Fan. I'm not even close to it. But anyway, I wouldn't call Bonnie Macfarlane a hole, and she's a woman. She's actually pretty funny when she's in studio with Vos.

yeah, but the difference between bonnie and that girl is the funny.

[Cherry Pie]

im gonna mark out love angle

[Blue Heeler]

Oh goody Heeler's here ....

:p

Ohhh, good for you...AHDUHDUPDAHDUP!

Just because I don't agree with you, doesn't make me a Stern Fan. I'm not even close to it. But anyway, I wouldn't call Bonnie Macfarlane a hole, and she's a woman. She's actually pretty funny when she's in studio with Vos.

NOT YOU!

[masterem243]

yeah, but the difference between bonnie and that girl is the funny.

I find her mildly amusing because she's batshit insane.

[Pearce]

Was that the confirmation that the show only goes until 10:30 now?

People have told you like 4 times. After that point is when the show has to start getting cut up, which used to happen at around 11:15. They're giving you more content by going to 10:30 on satellite only than when they'd end at 11 doing terrestrial. There was a 30 minute hole in the middle of the show that they cut out for the replays, and it doesn't exist anymore. Plus, terrestrial commercials were twice as long as satellite ones, so that time is cut out as well.

[cokelogic]

Oh crap! A wrestler is coming in. Let me guess: ...It's been a long time...I got this going on now...He was a great guy...Tampa in 2005...I'm doing something for VH1...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Stig]

Hell yeah. Because 1/2 of the audience are on Paltalk. So they can see her doing shit.

Ugh. I think I hate everything about XM202 now. I'm a hater.
Of course, last night, I decided I was all set with WWE, so I may just be depressed and bitter right now.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i'm considering canceling xm. :(

[masterem243]

I still enjoy 202, and agree with a majority of their decisions. Except letting that retard skater on SNV for an hour. And I do think that Sirius is shafting the boys.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

...so I may just be depressed and bitter right now.don't forget old. :action-sm

[Mobo]

Ugh. I think I hate everything about XM202 now. I'm a hater.
Of course, last night, I decided I was all set with WWE, so I may just be depressed and bitter right now.

i'm considering canceling xm. :(

Glad I missed the Liz section.....guess smoking aint so bad after all.

[cokelogic]

i'm considering canceling xm. :(Jim Gafagan was that bad?

[Blue Heeler]

i'm considering canceling xm. :(

Can I have your stuff?

[cokelogic]

don't forget old. :action-smhttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

I'm going to make a program that magically eliminates your debt, just to prove this fucking commercial wrong.

[Cherry Pie]

I'm going to make a program that magically eliminates your debt, just to prove this fucking commercial wrong.

lol

arnold palmer makes good tea

[Blue Heeler]

ugh, now Dru Boogie? I hate this shit.

[cokelogic]

I'm going to make a program that magically eliminates your debt, just to prove this fucking commercial wrong.http://www.ljplus.ru/img3/w/e/weezer1994/fight-club-_the-end_.jpg

[cokelogic]

ugh, now Dru Boogie? I hate this shit.
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/dic.jpg
I don't have a Dru Boogie card, but you know what I mean.

[Cherry Pie]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo i is happy

[Blue Heeler]

Oh crap! A wrestler is coming in. Let me guess: ...It's been a long time...I got this going on now...He was a great guy...Tampa in 2005...I'm doing something for VH1...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

CHECKLIST!

It's been a long time CHECK!
I got this going on now CHECK!
He was a great guy
Tampa in 2005
I'm doing something for VH1

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00203/tna1_203534a.jpg


Kurt is doing really well in a small company. I think he got furious when they drafted him to ECW

[Stig]

Glad I missed the Liz section.....guess smoking aint so bad after all.

Just trading one cancer for another. :rolleyes:

[PartyRock24]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00203/tna1_203534a.jpg


Kurt is doing really well in a small company. I think he got furious when they drafted him to ECW


Yeah that was definitely the final straw for him

[masterem243]

ugh, now Dru Boogie? I hate this shit.
Jesus, can the boys do anything right? If you hate the show so much, do something else.

[cokelogic]

Main Event Mafia Life Chris

[Redding]

Main Event Mafia - worst name for a wrestling stable ever

[Cherry Pie]

MEM stinks

[Stig]

More Sam = More Gooder.

[PartyRock24]

MEM is the worst name for a wrestling stable

I hate it when they make it all about sam,
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/sirius-xm-gets-ready-to-launch-new-satellite.html

[cokelogic]

Jesus, can the boys do anything right? If you hate the show so much, do something else.Ooooo! [FACE] to Heeler.

Main Event Mafia - worst name for a wrestling stable everI agree.

[Reaper G]

A fake wrestler with an Olympic gold medal in freestyle wrestling — something to make the haters' heads explode.

Still, he's just as batshit nutty as Crazy Liz.

[cokelogic]

Both sides of the story! Mine and the truth.

[Stig]

Main Event Mafia - worst name for a wrestling stable ever

Worse than Right to Censor?

[PartyRock24]

Picture of Kurt from Jimmy's twitter
http://twitpic.com/2elbu

[Pearce]

Worse than Right to Censor?

They get a pass for having the greatest theme music in wrestling.

[Cherry Pie]

Worse than Right to Censor?

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING worst music ever

[cokelogic]

Worse than Right to Censor?
Right to Censor in a royal rumble with People Against Censorship

[English Gent]

Jesus, can the boys do anything right? If you hate the show so much, do something else.

Ooh, look at her!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

CHECKLIST!

It's been a long time CHECK!
I got this going on now CHECK!
He was a great guy
Tampa in 2005
I'm doing something for VH1

:haha7:

[Blue Heeler]

Jesus, can the boys do anything right? If you hate the show so much, do something else.

You don't visit listening threads much do you? We're allowed to have opinions, positive or negative...it's what seperates wackbag from the other shit out there.

See, watch this, fuck the moderators of Wackbag.

:rolleyes: :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Still, he's just as batshit nutty as Crazy Liz.At least Kurt trims his pussy.

[Mobo]

Jesus, can the boys do anything right? If you hate the show so much, do something else.

What? And lose the #2 Instant feedbacker?

[Stig]

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING worst music ever

Thank god I don't remember their music.

[Mobo]

That's an interesting theory Opie has about Rock and roll people eating veggie burgers, yet still pretending to be hardcore! I've never heard that before!

[masterem243]

You don't visit listening threads much do you? We're allowed to have opinions, positive or negative...it's what seperates wackbag from the other shit out there.

See, watch this, fuck the moderators of Wackbag.

:rolleyes: :action-sm

Very good point. But I'm asking you, since you've done nothing but complain about the show. What could they do to completely turn you around? Just be happy there's no David & Bobo today.

[Cherry Pie]

but not the TNA video game because that sucks

[Blue Heeler]

What? And lose the #2 Instant feedbacker?

Would anyone miss #3 and #4?

[cokelogic]

You don't visit listening threads much do you? We're allowed to have opinions, positive or negative...it's what seperates wackbag from the other shit out there.

See, watch this, fuck the moderators of Wackbag.

:rolleyes: :action-sm You mean separates.:action-sm

This demonstration of being an ass is another example of what makes WB great.

[Blue Heeler]

Very good point. But I'm asking you, since you've done nothing but complain about the show. What could they do to completely turn you around? Just be happy there's no David & Bobo today.

I fucking hate David & Bobo.

[masterem243]

I fucking hate David & Bobo.

That's something we can agree on.

[Pearce]

You mean separates.:action-sm

wha......coke is correcting someone else's spelling? :icon_conf

[Blue Heeler]

You mean separates.:action-sm

This demonstration of being an ass is another example of what makes WB great.

That one always gets me...now you know my grammatical Achillies' Heel(er).

Now, which witch is which? :icon_cool

[Mobo]

Very good point. But I'm asking you, since you've done nothing but complain about the show. What could they do to completely turn you around? Just be happy there's no David & Bobo today.

Welcome to the Wackbag focus group.

Would anyone miss #3 and #4?

I don't even know who #3 and #4 are......

I fucking hate David & Bobo.

Who saw that coming?

[Reaper G]

Kurt's doing a great job trying to get Vince to rehire him.

[Danesy]

You don't visit listening threads much do you? We're allowed to have opinions, positive or negative...it's what seperates wackbag from the other shit out there.

See, watch this, fuck the moderators of Wackbag.

:rolleyes: :action-sm

Sometimes I :heart2: Heeler.

[Blue Heeler]

wha......coke is correcting someone else's spelling? :icon_conf

He has to rely on google searches to do it though.

Did you mean passed?

:action-sm

[Mobo]

wha......coke is correcting someone else's spelling? :icon_conf

Shhhhh....let him have his moment....

[Blue Heeler]

Sometimes I :heart2: Heeler.

And then...

Your Blackberry smells like old smoke.

You hate me.

[Mobo]

Kurt knows that he's not allowed to hit Chuck Lidell with a chair, right?

[Blue Heeler]

Kurt knows that he's not allowed to hit Chuck Lidell with a chair, right?

I'd love to see him roll up in a milk truck and attach a hose to it....

[Stig]

Is Sambo style the "Which way is Norf?" sucker punch?

[English Gent]

"Did someone ask for 'Sambo'?"

http://souljonz.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/blackface_nocap.jpg

[Cherry Pie]

i'd love to see him roll up in a milk truck and attach a hose to it....

hahahaha

[Danesy]

And then...

Your Blackberry smells like old smoke.

You hate me.

Yep. You are right. I hate you again. It's like you want me to hate you ...

[Mobo]

Is Sambo style the "Which way is Norf?" sucker punch?

Look it up in the manual:

http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/picaninny/sambo.jpg

[Stig]

Very good point. But I'm asking you, since you've done nothing but complain about the show. What could they do to completely turn you around? Just be happy there's no David & Bobo today.

Wait - is this a trick question? Are we allowed to hate that bit? :icon_conf

[Blue Heeler]

Tampa CHECK!

[Mobo]

Yep. You are right. I hate you again. It's like you want me to hate you ...

Heeler and I are "Danesy Hate" tennis champions.

[Stig]

Yep. You are right. I hate you again. It's like you want me to hate you ...

I want YOU...to hate...MEEEE!!!
http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/cheaptrick_lookout480.jpg

[JasonDelaney]

tell me more about steroids and wrestling this is a really interesting guesZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Blue Heeler]

tell me more about steroids and wrestling this is a really interesting guesZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Hey, don't be a hater... :rolleyes:

[masterem243]

I take it all back. This interview sucks cock.

[Stig]

When I retire from Wackbag, you're all dead to me.








:action-sm







No really. Fuck off.

[Redding]

who did Kurt say he was dating?

[Blue Heeler]

Heeler and I are "Danesy Hate" tennis champions.

Mobo actually grunts like a girl when he hits the ball...it's beyond hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gs6WTJExYg&feature=related

[Blue Heeler]

I take it all back. This interview sucks cock.

Heel(er) turn!

:coold:

[English Gent]

who did Kurt say he was dating?

He said he was dazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Stig]

who did Kurt say he was dating?

Mae Young.

[Mobo]

tell me more about steroids and wrestling this is a really interesting guesZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

ooooOOOOOOOOH! masterem243! Did you hear what he said! ooooooOOOOOOOH!

[Cherry Pie]

ooooooo love karen angle

[masterem243]

ooooOOOOOOOOH! masterem243! Did you hear what he said! ooooooOOOOOOOH!

I actually agree with him. Fuck what I said before.

[salz4life]

Mae Young.


But Mae Young isn't black.

[Danesy]

Heeler and I are "Danesy Hate" tennis champions.

I want YOU...to hate...MEEEE!!!
http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/cheaptrick_lookout480.jpg

EVIL!!!! The whole lot of ya! :rolleyes:

[English Gent]

This guy sucks a bag of fat, unclipped cocks.

[Mobo]

I guess breaking your neck 4 times makes you say "chilren".

[JasonDelaney]

It's just gone on for too long now. Where's the " we have to go" publicist when ya need them?

[Reaper G]

I'm glad to hear that Rhaka Khan is a nice girl, and I agree she's beautiful (albeit too tall for me). Too bad she can't wrestle worth a damn.

[Cherry Pie]

did he say rhaka kahn?

[Reaper G]

Mention Benoit. Mention Benoit. Mention Benoit.

[salz4life]

Something about a Rhaka Khan?

[Stig]

No, Kurt - you wouldn't have had those same kids with anyone else. Every sperm and egg are unique. If you'd fucked her 5 minutes later, those kids would be different people.
[literal stig]

[Stig]

I guess breaking your neck 4 times makes you say "chilren".

It's cold in the D.

[Blue Heeler]

Yes Kurt, some steroids are great blockers for poison ivy spreading, thanks for the common knowledge.

[Cherry Pie]

karen, kurt, Kody and Kyra

[Redding]

TNA lockdown is gonna be at Temple University....because they cant get into the spectrum or the Wachovia center.

[Reaper G]

did he say rhaka kahn?

That's what he said, and I also heard that in an internet rumor (which may be why she hasn't gotten pink-slipped yet).

RIP Abismo Negro?

[Mobo]

No, Kurt - you wouldn't have had those same kids with anyone else. Every sperm and egg are unique. If you'd fucked her 5 minutes later, those kids would be different people.
[literal stig]

Don't bother.....he comes from a world where people give birth to hands.

[Cherry Pie]

That's what he said, and I also heard that in an internet rumor (which may be why she hasn't gotten pink-slipped yet).

RIP Abismo Negro?

yeah she punched roxxi in the eye and roxxi got taken off TV


and yes abismo negro is dead

[Stig]

RIP Abismo Negro?

That's Japanese for "Abysmal Black Man."

[Mobo]

Love Mick Foley.
Foley is God.....forever.

[Cherry Pie]

That's Japanese for "Abysmal Black Man."

Spanish you nit

[Stig]

Don't bother.....he comes from a world where people give birth to hands.

Mae Young should have known that the risk of birth defects is enormous for a woman her age.

[Blue Heeler]

That's Japanese for "Abysmal Black Man."

Sounds redundant...

[Stig]

Love Mick Foley.
Foley is God.....forever.

Foley rules.


And I'm SOOOO sick of WWE promoting The Wrestler.

[Reaper G]

and yes abismo negro is dead

Son of a bitch. He was one of AAA's better workers and an awesome heel.

[Mobo]

Looks like Stig got some extra show today.....SO STOP YAH BITCHIN!

do I win the biggest fan award today?

[Cherry Pie]

annnnnnnd nap time night folks

[Cherry Pie]

Son of a bitch. He was one of AAA's better workers and an awesome heel.

tell me about it im looking forward to Saturdays AAA show i hope they pay tribute

[Blue Heeler]

No Opie, some BBQ joint in NYC isn't going to be the best.

[Mobo]

stop saying Bee-Bee-Queue.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm going to make a program that magically eliminates your debt, just to prove this fucking commercial wrong.http://www.ljplus.ru/img3/w/e/weezer1994/fight-club-_the-end_.jpg
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg


Main Event Mafia - worst name for a wrestling stable everVoodoo Kin Mafia = even worse

[Blue Heeler]

ok, this is my last LT for a week or so...enjoy the Heeler-free LT's!

(I'll probably have a pic or so on my Twitter of Heeler Jr...unless he's black)

[Cherry Pie]

i loved VKM awesome music and logo however the members of the tag team no so much

[Mobo]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg


Voodoo Kin Mafia = even worse

http://www.thewatchdogsband.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/Mamakin.jpg.w300h355.jpg

[Mobo]

ok, this is my last LT for a week or so...enjoy the Heeler-free LT's!

(I'll probably have a pic or so on my Twitter of Heeler Jr...unless he's black)

Congrats, again, pal.....

(I can't wait until this fucker is gone.....)

[Mobo]

I'm going to fill a swimming pool with hard water, and laugh as people bonk their nose when they try to dive into it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ok, this is my last LT for a week or so...enjoy the Heeler-free LT's!

(I'll probably have a pic or so on my Twitter of Heeler Jr...unless he's black)congrats, good luck, have fun, and a healthy melanin-packed baby :action-sm

[Danesy]

ok, this is my last LT for a week or so...enjoy the Heeler-free LT's!

(I'll probably have a pic or so on my Twitter of Heeler Jr...unless he's black)

Congrats, again, pal.....

(I can't wait until this fucker is gone.....)

:icon_lol: Well done Mobo!

Seriously ... congrats Heeler! We want pics!!!!!! :D

[Mobo]

For the killing of time:

http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_harder_better_faster_stronger_meets_the_7_d warves/

[KNUCKLEUP]

I'm going to fill a swimming pool with hard water, and laugh as people bonk their nose when they try to dive into it.

http://70.32.82.161/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wtf_pics-polar-princesses1.jpg

[Stig]

Looks like Stig got some extra show today.....SO STOP YAH BITCHIN!

do I win the biggest fag award today?

Yes. You're in the Hall of Fame, in fact.

[Stig]

Re-kay.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60

Re-kay.

Hey, you picked the right one this time! :action-sm

[Mobo]

show being played a second time.

[Stig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60



Hey, you picked the right one this time! :action-sm

Hey, fuck you! :action-sm

[Stig]

I'm going to go on record as being delighted that Paltalk is going away.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

They're getting rid of paltalk (for the time being?)

:jump :jump

[Mobo]

fuck Pal Talk. This is the best decision Sirius has made in months.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm going to go on record as being delighted that Paltalk is going away.

It used to be brutal on O&A...but they stopped just watching it. Now it dominates R&F instead :icon_conf

[Mobo]

that's right boys....you just might have to stop doing visual bits on the fucking radio....

[DonTheTrucker]

Oh my god. I fucking love Sirius. No Paltalk.

It doesn't enhance the show. In the case of Ron and Fez, it completely derails the show.

Jimmy is upset he won't get to see girls flashing. Boo fucking hoo.

[Redding]

I am going on record saying I never had a problem with O&A using Paltalk....I have had a problem with people that are on paltalk...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"Everything about this radio station is happening NOW. We're at NOW, now..."

<re-inserts Spaceballs clip>

[Redding]

Oh my god. I fucking love Sirius. No Paltalk.

It doesn't enhance the show. In the case of Ron and Fez, it completely derails the show.

Jimmy is upset he won't get to see girls flashing. Boo fucking hoo.

the girls dont flash on paltalk anymore..they are above it now

what happened to sexiest state and other racy stuff like that

[DonTheTrucker]

It used to be brutal on O&A...but they stopped just watching it. Now it dominates R&F instead :icon_conf

Anthony has been much better the last 6 months with it. I still don't like them having a 30 second lead on us for sending in lines to be read, but Ant has been really professional about the whole thing.

[Redding]

I have more followers on twitter then chunky

[Jimmy's Dignity]

the girls dont flash on paltalk anymore..they are above it now

what happened to sexiest state and other racy stuff like that

Lawyers. It's always the fucking lawyers.
http://a.espncdn.com/media/nfl/2001/1115/photo/a_milloy_i.jpg

[Mobo]

If it was truly being used as a tool (like getting lines from listeners) it would be fine, but it's just not. Anthony has said many times that the only windows he opens are the flashing chicks, and that was also one of the main sources of contention in the (now classic) GrapeBrawl '09.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Broadcast & "Narrow"cast?

oh man, that's getting my fucking douche-hackles up

[DonTheTrucker]

the girls dont flash on paltalk anymore..they are above it now


Did they ever? At least any of the ones anyone would want to see?


I still find it interesting that Norton is the one most upset. Creep.

[Redding]

If it was truly being used as a tool (like getting lines from listeners) it would be fine, but it's just not. Anthony has said many times that the only windows he opens are the flashing chicks, and that was also one of the main sources of contention in the (now classic) GrapeBrawl '09.

I do want to say Ant has grabbed lines from Paltalk (usually SFB) but he has read mine before.

[Redding]

Did they ever? At least any of the ones anyone would want to see?


I still find it interesting that Norton is the one most upset. Creep.

when i was on there for the short time before i got annoyed by some of the fucks that do nothing but do show references I definitely saw some lovely girls boobies

[LiddyRules]

I still find it interesting that Norton is the one most upset. Creep. Sure you do, our resident Norton h8ter.

[Mobo]

I do want to say Ant has grabbed lines from Paltalk (usually SFB) but he has read mine before.

I'm sure he does, he's admitted to it plenty. However, I would be interested to know the ratio of bewbs to lines used.

[Redding]

I heard after he dropped his phone Ron Bennington swooped in and returned the phone to chunky

[DonTheTrucker]

If it was truly being used as a tool (like getting lines from listeners)

They have that. Its called instant feedback. Which works because everyone listening is on about the same delay. Paltalk was 30 seconds ahead and pretty much killed IF. Remember how much they used to use it back in the "good old days".

Damn Jimmy is really upset about the Paltalk thing. This makes me happy to no end.

[LiddyRules]

I'm sure he does, he's admitted to it plenty. However, I would be interested to know the ratio of bewbs to lines used. I'm just disappointed Paltalk replaced Instant Feedback. With IF I could have been a STAR!

[Pearce]

Canadians....be glad we let you listen. Don't make us regret it with your calls.

[Mobo]

If I was in charge of Sirius, I wouldn't care about the people that have Paltalk and Sirius. I'd be worried about the people that have Paltalk without Sirius.....even if there was only one of them.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

the audio quality on Paltalk is almost as "good" as XMRO. And both are quite shitty.

[DonTheTrucker]

Sure you do, our resident Norton h8ter.

He still makes me laugh every day at least.

[Mobo]

The show has never come to a complete halt because IF went down....there have been multiple occasions where PalTalk crashing = cranky hosts.

[Stig]

They've enjoyed punishing the listeners a lot lately. Now they lose the boobies.
HA-ha!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

So when they move over to Sirius, we get Opie & Anthony Unplugged? "whaa"

[LiddyRules]

So with Opie's analogy about the overproduced band going back to their roots. Does that mean that the show is finally going to improve?

[Mobo]

So when they move over to Sirius, we get Opie & Anthony Unplugged? "whaa"

Nope.....Krock has unplugged O&A.

[DonTheTrucker]

The show has never come to a complete halt because IF went down....there have been multiple occasions where PalTalk crashing = cranky hosts.

Let's not forget Paltalk being responsible for Crazed and Spandyman. That enough is reason to shitcan it.

[Mobo]

So with Opie's analogy about the overproduced band going back to their roots. Does that mean that the show is finally going to improve?

http://www.redkid.net/generator/8ball/yoursign.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I can't wait until they can be "not nice" to CBS. The eventual book is going to fucking RULE

[LiddyRules]

I can't wait until they can be "not nice" to CBS. The eventual book is going to fucking RULE What are the odds of said book ever being written?

[DonTheTrucker]

Just to add something positive, I really enjoy opie's twitter stuff.

[Mobo]

I can't wait until they can be "not nice" to CBS. The eventual book is going to fucking RULE

Not if the last 3 chapters are:
The David and Bobo Era
Whaddya Mean No More PalTalk?!?!?
The Viral Video That Ended It All

[Mobo]

What are the odds of said book ever being written?

1 in 1000

Ant will eat a cracker while Opie's slaving over the last chapter, and it will remain unfinished.

[Stig]

So with Opie's analogy about the overproduced band going back to their roots. Does that mean that the show is finally going to improve?

O&A Mark II...Jazz Odyssey...

[Mobo]

Just to add something positive, I really enjoy opie's twitter stuff.

I guess I have to agree....I hate Twitter, but his are semi-interesting.

[Stig]

Not if the last 3 chapters are:
The David and Bobo Era
Whaddya Mean No More PalTalk?!?!?
The Viral Video That Ended It All

They'll get distracted by a retard somewhere around page 3 and never come back to the story. Then they'll just tease the next book.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Saikotic is from here, I do believe

[LiddyRules]

I hate Opie's twittering and think it's complete and utter bullshit that he uses it.

[DonTheTrucker]

Pearce finally made me laugh!


And Chunky needs to talk into the fucking mic.

[LiddyRules]

Not if the last 3 chapters are:
The David and Bobo Era
Whaddya Mean No More PalTalk?!?!?
The Video No One Cared About But We Expected Go To Viral. Then Our Contracts Just Expired. And No One Cared.

Fixed.