Opie and Anthony Listening Thread 03/26/2009- Chunkie Continues Chunking

[LiddyRules]

Hi

[Saikotic]

ChunkyRadio was annihilated last night.

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=105504

He ended up switching account names or outright deleting it. A pest picked up ChunkyRadio on Twitter and 923Now.com directs to it :)

[Cherry Pie]

poor chunky he dident even do nothin :haha7:

[BeerBelly]

The music is directed at girls right? but a fat guy is at the mic....
girls don't like fat guys , I don't get it

[Saikotic]

poor chunky he dident even do nothin :haha7:

Like Maxwell, he exists. What more reason is there?

[Cherry Pie]

The music is directed at girls right? but a fat guy is at the mic....
girls don't like fat guys , I don't get it

not necessarily true small girls looooove big men makes em feel all protected n fuzzy

[BeerBelly]

not necessarily true small girls looooove big men makes em feel all protected n fuzzy

http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/erock_fatguy.jpg

hilarious , first pic that came up

[LiddyRules]

The hot intern in Scrubs this season likes larger gentlemen.

[AFA]

The hot intern in Scrubs this season likes larger gentlemen.

Bullshit. The hot intern got stuck in the elevator by the janitor. The one you're talking about is not as hot.

[LiddyRules]

Bullshit. The hot intern got stuck in the elevator by the janitor. The one you're talking about is not as hot. She's hot but I find the bitchy one hotter.

[AFA]

She's hot but I find the bitchy one hotter.

Well I think she's gotten less bitchy plus the other one was in a pink bra this week.

[Saikotic]

Would ya?

http://imgsrv.971theticket.com/image/wxyt/UserFiles/Image/MCM/youngest_sexual_reassignment1.jpg

[BeerBelly]

it's a trick!

[AFA]

I won't be ruin the bit guy.

[Saikotic]

You just were

[Saikotic]

it's a man!

Fixed :( Fags couldn't let me con a newbie.

[English Gent]

Can't wait to hear Opie read some more Chunky twitter replies.

[AFA]

The first guy ruined the bit I just helped.

Unrelated:
Thursday on the Opie and Anthony Show: Judah Friedlander, ANVIL, Gallagher
We had a busy show today, kids...tomorrow's going to be another fiesta. Check this out:

Judah Friedlander will be in studio promoting his upcoming gigs.

The one and only ANVIL (well, Robb and Lips from ANVIL) will be in studio talking about the documentary ANVIL: The Story of ANVIL...which happens to kick much ass.

...and finally... Gallagher is checking in to promote his upcoming gigs. Get Them Gallagher tickets online now....and get all gooped up with a sledge-o-matic





Posted by Steve C


Why is Gallagher doing the show so fucking often?

[Saikotic]

Can't wait to hear Opie read some more Chunky twitter replies.

Yeah me neithe... hey wait a sec. Is this a trap?

[BeerBelly]

Fixed :( Fags couldn't let me con a newbie.

sorry

[Saikotic]

The first guy ruined the bit I just helped.

Unrelated:


Why is Gallagher doing the show so fucking often?

Talk to Captain Obvious. He'll shine a light for you.

[Cherry Pie]

groovy

[Saikotic]

Bad line dancing music. Yecch.

[English Gent]

WTF is with this opening music?

[PartyRock24]

morning all

Kind of liked the music opening

[Cherry Pie]

party rawkkkkkkkkkk got his IF readed

[Saikotic]

"A 83 year old woman dies while deputy writes a ticket. A son was taking his mom to the hospital when a sheriffs deputy stopped him and refused to let him drive to the hospital that was less than one mile away."

http://webcastr.com/videos/underground/woman-dies-while-deputy-writes-ticket.html

[Hog's Big Ben]

WTF is with this opening music?

It's so the haters can start bitching about the show starting later and later instead of them leaving earlier and earlier.

And quit changing names, ya fucks!

[Saikotic]

Jesus. On with the show already!

[English Gent]

Well, that's one way to eat up the first ten minutes of the show..........

[Wilmington WOW]

WTF is with this opening music?

MGMT - Electric Feel

lovin that song right
great band



morning baggers :action-sm

[Saikotic]

It's so the haters can start bitching about the show starting later and later instead of them leaving earlier and earlier.

And quit changing names, ya fucks!

Didn't you change your name from Cuntlapper?

Morning, HBB sir.

[Cherry Pie]

WELL cant really complain because they take breaks about 40 minutes in not 20 like cbs

[Wilmington WOW]

It's so the haters can start bitching about the show starting later and later instead of them leaving earlier and earlier.



ha ha
I always thought that they play EOG to give them a couple more minutes to say to each other

what the fuck are we gonna talk about this morning?

[PartyRock24]

WELL cant really complain because they take breaks about 40 minutes in not 20 like cbs

true true

[Guilty Spark]

no more woman pilots!

[AFA]

It was a female co-pilot.

[Saikotic]

"The New THREE STOOGES Are Penn, Jim Carrey, and del Toro?"

Oof.

[PartyRock24]

i took 4 flights last week alone lol

[Cherry Pie]

i never been on a plane but i dont think i would be scurred

[English Gent]

Scariest fucking thing I've ever done is practice stalls in a Cessna at 3000 feet.

[Wilmington WOW]

I would be worried if this was my pilot on a flight to Australia

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/02/02132008fahey.jpg

[Saikotic]

Dead Girl Banned from Prom for Poor Attendance

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk:

THE parents of a girl who died suddenly two months ago have been sent a letter from her school demanding she improves her attendance.

Signed by the deputy headmaster, the letter threatened to ban Megan Gillan from the end of year prom.

...

Mrs Gillan, who works in A&E at Macclesfield Hospital, said: "I screamed when I first saw it. If they want her to attend that much I'll take Megan's remains. It's disgusting.
Megan doesn't go to that school anymore. She's been dead for two months now so it's not surprising her attendance is low. I was pulling myself together to go back to work, but receiving the letter has just floored me.

[AFA]

i took 4 flights last week alone lol

I always get confused as to wether or not you're the one who's a high school tennis player.

Unrelated:
I would love to be a pilot but I need to get that fucking lasik.

[English Gent]

Dead Girl Banned from Prom for Poor Attendance

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk:

In fairness, who wants a rotting corpse stinking up the dance floor?

[Saikotic]

707 Barrel Roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ546BEps-M


Oof that was boring.

[Wilmington WOW]

no more woman pilots!

lol
I was thinking of your sig pic yesterday when opie mentioned that the guy who yelled "don't shoot" called in to the show on the "famous people who listen the boys" segment

[PartyRock24]

I always get confused as to wether or not you're the one who's a high school tennis player.

Unrelated:
I would love to be a pilot but I need to get that fucking lasik.

I am

2 Time Captain of the team :icon_bigg

[umo]

Billy West is the only guy in the world for the Larry Fine role.

[Saikotic]

In fairness, who wants a rotting corpse stinking up the dance floor?

:action-sm

[Bluestreak]

ChunkyRadio was annihilated last night.

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=105504

He ended up switching account names or outright deleting it. A pest picked up ChunkyRadio on Twitter and 923Now.com directs to it :)

:roflololol:
He's using his old BigBoyRadio twitter account, I think.

[English Gent]

Ha! Love the gimp music.

[Wilmington WOW]

In fairness, who wants a rotting corpse stinking up the dance floor?

someone just wrote a song about this story

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/199571644_d22ecad84a.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Those wacky Jews and their Disco dancing

[Wilmington WOW]

707 Barrel Roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ546BEps-M


Oof that was boring.

must have been a heavy snow storm

[Hog's Big Ben]

It's disgusting watching the NYRMB tiptoe around this douchebag George Weber's death. Had he gotten busted with the 16 year old kid's cock in his mouth, he'd be reviled as a pedo, but because he got killed, now he's a fucking saint.

If I wasn't already banned from there I'd have a thing or two to say about a thing or two.

[Wilmington WOW]

It's disgusting watching the NYRMB tiptoe around this douchebag George Weber's death. Had he gotten busted with the 16 year old kid's cock in his mouth, he'd be reviled as a pedo, but because he got killed, now he's a fucking saint.

If I wasn't already banned from there I'd have a thing or two to say about a thing or two.

calmo


I havnt heard this story
who killed him, the 16 year with the cock?

[English Gent]

someone just wrote a song about this story

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/199571644_d22ecad84a.jpg

Yeah, it was a follow-up to 'Girlfriend In A Coma'.

[PartyRock24]

It's disgusting watching the NYRMB tiptoe around this douchebag George Weber's death. Had he gotten busted with the 16 year old kid's cock in his mouth, he'd be reviled as a pedo, but because he got killed, now he's a fucking saint.

.
x2

[LiddyRules]

calmo


I havnt heard this story
who killed him, the 16 year with the cock? Alex DeLarge killed him?

[Hog's Big Ben]

I have 13 Anvil CDs. They were huge in upstate NY. And by upstate, I don't mean Binghamton. I mean where you can smell Canada.

[Cherry Pie]

i love beards the guy from anthrax has a sweet one

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.tinseltowntrash.com/images/holliday2.jpg

[umo]

Who was the "kiss my grits" broad?

[Wilmington WOW]

Yeah, it was a follow-up to 'Girlfriend In A Coma'.

yeah, she did take an 'Interesting Drug'

[Saikotic]

grits! rofl

[west milly tom]

Ant's new impression RULES. Spilled coffee seal of approval:

[Wilmington WOW]

"I wish I knew a little mexican"

are you kidding me, I wish I knew a tall mexican

[Cherry Pie]

she is a very beautiful woman had no idea she was married to eddie

[Cherry Pie]

"I wish I knew a little mexican"

are you kidding me, I wish I knew a tall mexican

HHAHAHA good one

[west milly tom]

<----used to jack to one day at a time.

[zosofan]

Wonder if the bboys will bring this up today and comment? If not, possible gag order in effect.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/03/26/2009-03-26_howard_stern_has_proven_irreplaceable_on-1.html


BY DAVID HINCKLEY
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Thursday, March 26th 2009, 4:00 AM

Corkery/News
Howard Stern
Radio hosting is a fluid business in which most hosts, to be blunt, are considered replaceable.
But a few are not. While a thousand people read news on the radio, no one will replace Paul Harvey, who died last month.
Similarly, the arrival of the new top-40 station "92.3 Now" is in a sense final proof that no one has figured out how to replace Howard Stern and what he did over 20 years on terrestrial radio.
Stern's on Sirius XM satellite radio these days, in the fourth year of a five-year deal. He says he loves it, though he's less in the daily conversation. He also says he doesn't know what he'll do when his contract expires. It's safe to say he can do pretty much whatever he wants - and that too reflects how much he accomplished on "regular" radio.
When he left for satellite in 2006, CBS Radio's then-CEO Joel Hollander estimated Stern generated an astonishing 10% of all CBS radio revenue.
It was a lot more than that at his flagship, WXRK (92.3 FM) in New York. The last couple of years Stern was there, WXRK collected more than $50 million in ad revenue, and finance people said about 75% was from Stern.
Mornings are radio's big earning time anyway, but in this case, WXRK's rock format the rest of the day had maybe a quarter of Stern's audience.
When Stern left, Hollander and CBS tried to replace him by committee on his several dozen stations. They hired David Lee Roth for New York and other cities, Adam Carolla for Los Angeles and so on.
They also changed the format of WXRK, turning it into hot-talk "Free-FM."
Roth, one of radio's all-time debacles, was soon replaced with Opie and Anthony, who at one time were seen as the next Stern. That didn't work out. They did well with young men, but didn't get the broader audience and are now just on satellite.
The year after Stern left, WXRK's ad revenue fell below $20 million. CBS dropped Free-FM - too quickly, some felt - to return to the cheaper rock format of K-Rock.
But the revived K-Rock never caught fire, either, which is why it's now "92.3 Now."
Meanwhile, CBS has also dropped Carolla, the last of the Stern successors, and flipped his L.A. station to a top-40 format.
What happens next, who knows? But you can measure the size of Stern's impact by the waves that are still crashing across the pond more than three years after he left.

[LiddyRules]

Or they have nothing to add to the article.

[Wilmington WOW]

ouch

Roth, one of radio's all-time debacles, was soon replaced with Opie and Anthony, who at one time were seen as the next Stern. That didn't work out. They did well with young men, but didn't get the broader audience and are now just on satellite.

[English Gent]

Oh, fuck off, Opie. $2.50 for a subway ride? Who gives a shit?

[Cherry Pie]

i think drug cartels in mexico got Lucha libre super star Abismo Negro

he was found in A River after being spooked by a phone call and left a bus at 1 in the morning

[LiddyRules]

ouch Well he said they got good ratings with young men. That's a positive. And they didn't work out. That's truthful.

[umo]

"none of the clones could replace me, Robin" _ Hoo-Hoo

[Bluestreak]

Wonder if the bboys will bring this up today and comment? If not, possible gag order in effect.

The only gags are the cawks in lawyers' mouths. Shitdicks.
...soon replaced with Opie and Anthony, who at one time were seen as the next Stern. That didn't work out.
"Didn't work out?" 3 years in this radio market ain't too shabby.

[LiddyRules]

The only gags are the cawks in lawyers' mouths. Shitdicks.

"Didn't work out?" 3 years in this radio market ain't too shabby. But still, in the end they didn't work out.

[zosofan]

But still, in the end they didn't work out.

Let' hope this isn't the end.

[LiddyRules]

Let' hope this isn't the end. Yes. Those "FM Sucks"/"You're A Hater" debates were quite informative. I'm sure whatever podunk terrestrial station is willing to take them will certainly add to the show.

[English Gent]

Jesus, this sounds like fucking Spinal Tap.

[Wilmington WOW]

this sounds like big bottoms

[Wilmington WOW]

Lips sings


lol does he

[west milly tom]

I liked that tune. Ant is off the money here.

[Wilmington WOW]

Jesus, this sounds like fucking Spinal Tap.

ha ha yup

especially this part of big bottoms

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

[Bluestreak]

Yes. Those "FM Sucks"/"You're A Hater" debates were quite informative. I'm sure whatever podunk terrestrial station is willing to take them will certainly add to the show.

Terrestrial radio has become castrated milquetoast dreck with no soul.

-edit-
Some college stations are worth listening to, because they don't feel pressure from advertisers and lawyers. However, good college stations are few and far between.

[Wilmington WOW]

so why haven't these guy taken anvil on a huge stadium tour?

[Wilmington WOW]

where were they playing - the enormo dome?

[Saikotic]

No Chunky radio today? Sad Panda :(

[Saikotic]

Punching out. There's a little Heeler out there.

http://twitpic.com/2g7vf :)

"James Vincent"

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning.

Someone actually disapproved of the high kid? Fucking weasels.

[bokeatong]

Mornin' bitches

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah!

Pearce is whacking off right now.....he's found his soul mate.

[Blackout Earl]

If they were not so into nailing this Chunky nobody no one knows, they would be smashing this hole.

[Stig]

Punching out. There's a little Heeler out there.

http://twitpic.com/2g7vf :)

"James Vincent"

Hi

Comments temporarily disabled


Heeler's more clever than I gave him credit for. :icon_lol:

[DonTheTrucker]

Putting an attack in the hands of the 7 female fans isn't a good idea.

[Pearce]

I called last night and to be fair, they don't ask you anything. Most places ask for name and location, or name and occupation, etc. The screener just says "Now FM" and you babble some shit and he puts you on with Chunky.

[Stig]

This Bale remix fucking cracks me up.

[bokeatong]

Putting an attack in the hands of the 7 female fans isn't a good idea.

Its gonna make for some good cringe radio.

[Mobo]

Putting an attack in the hands of the 7 female fans isn't a good idea.

But it does put 'em all in one place for Jimmy to scope 'em out! Right, Donny? Am I right?

[Danesy]

Morning everyone!

Oh and if Heeler checks in CONGRATS!!!!!

[Blackout Earl]

Putting an attack in the hands of the 7 female fans isn't a good idea.

I smell bit. Stalker Patty doing promos on Chunky radio!

[Mobo]

I called last night and to be fair, they don't ask you anything. Most places ask for name and location, or name and occupation, etc. The screener just says "Now FM" and you babble some shit and he puts you on with Chunky.

To be fair, you're not a chick.

[DonTheTrucker]

Its gonna make for some good cringe radio.

I doubt it. Hard to attack a station that pre records calls, and the fans are dumb. Hell, the brightest one can't even hang up a phone right.

[Mobo]

I find this very funny.....for a mortgage commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPDM1BjwZg8

[bokeatong]

and the fans are dumb.

:action-sm

[Stig]

Morning everyone!

Oh and if Heeler checks in CONGRATS!!!!!

Go back a page. There's a link to a picture. (Not meatspin)

[Danesy]

Well good morning Danesy ... how are you?

I'm fine Mobo ... and you??

Lovely weather we are having ....

:p

[Danesy]

Go back a page. There's a link to a picture. (Not meatspin)

I have to check it later or from my BB. Twitter is blocked here. Thankfully ... cause it's fucking stupid. But I will check it out. I wanna see baby Heeler. Adult Heeler ... not so much. :rolleyes:

[Pearce]

Hell, the brightest one can't even hang up a phone right.

:haha7:
Nothing like a year old callback smashing people who aren't here.

[Cherry Pie]

stiggyyyyyyy and moby!

[DonTheTrucker]

:haha7:
Nothing like a year old callback smashing people who aren't here.

Miss Beep Beep Click. She was the best.

[Stig]

Blue Hat Heeler:
http://web3.twitpic.com/img/4115931-543ea8f5cfb48a8164f2ba89045b4211.49cb70fd-scaled.jpg

God damned twitpics never last. somehow they disable the link.

[Mobo]

Well good morning Danesy ... how are you?

I'm fine Mobo ... and you??

Lovely weather we are having ....

:p

Good morning ma'am!

stiggyyyyyyy and moby!

Good morning ma'am!


good morning everybody!!!!

[Vyce]

All this hype now for a band which I've NEVER heard of.

[drew726]

He used to play this little ditty all the time here in Detroit. And yes, that is Chunk himself rockin out the first verse. There was an "official" video made for it but clear channel has taken it down and this was the best I could find

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJh46EHuhUY

[Stig]

All this hype now for a band which I've NEVER heard of.

I saw an ad for the movie, and I seriously thought it was a Spinal Tap-like parody.

[Stig]

Well, good morning, and see ya later, peeps. Got contractors and an exterminator here. Long story.
Later.

[Blackout Earl]

It can't be that they suck?

[DonTheTrucker]

Not documentary. ROCKumentary.

[bokeatong]

Anyone seen this yet?

http://ninjadude.com/images/Charles-Manson-2009-Mugshot.jpg

[Mobo]

Blue Hat Heeler:
http://web3.twitpic.com/img/4115931-543ea8f5cfb48a8164f2ba89045b4211.49cb70fd-scaled.jpg

That is one wet kid.....Miss Heeler sure enjoyed having him.

[Wilmington WOW]

holy shit, what a leading question from Jim

who do you look up to...sabbath?

[DonTheTrucker]

Venom is still around.

[Mobo]

Well, good morning, and see ya later, peeps. Got contractors and an exterminator here. Long story.
Later.

NOOOOOOOO! Stig! Come back, Stig!!!!!


Anyone seen this yet?

http://ninjadude.com/images/Charles-Manson-2009-Mugshot.jpg

I saw it.....last week when it was in the news.

[jb9152]

Yeah, it was just timing and bad management.

The director is tap dancing, trying to be charming, trying to sell the movie, and the two douchebags from the band are sitting there too cool for the room.

Fuck them.

[Wilmington WOW]

Well, good morning, and see ya later, peeps. Got contractors and an exterminator here. Long story.
Later.

take care of that vinyl floor

Not documentary. ROCKumentary.

ha ha

Anyone seen this yet?

http://ninjadude.com/images/Charles-Manson-2009-Mugshot.jpg

time is a bitch....and jail

That is one wet kid.....Miss Heeler sure enjoyed having him.

yeah, wipe off the after birth :action-sm

congrats to Blue Heeler

[Mobo]

Venom is still around.

especially now that he's a member of the Dark Avengers.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Venomtbolts.png

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah, it was just timing and bad management.

The director is tap dancing, trying to be charming, trying to sell the movie, and the two douchebags from the band are sitting there too cool for the room.

Fuck them.

How is that different from anyone else that comes in to plug? At least this sounds like a good movie.

[LilJimmyRbinson]

Is this band managed by Murray from the Embassy?

[Wilmington WOW]

Until he makes it, Lips should be a Xerox repair man .... while wearing eyeliner

[Cherry Pie]

especially now that he's a member of the Dark Avengers.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Venomtbolts.png

and mobo with the easy joke :action-sm

[jb9152]

How is that different from anyone else that comes in to plug? At least this sounds like a good movie.

Shut up and drive, Don. ;)

[Mobo]

How is that different from anyone else that comes in to plug? At least this sounds like a good movie.

for real....I love this kind of shit. Documentaries about tragic subjects (especially people). This is another great one:
http://shamefulcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/superhero_400px.jpg
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016164/

[Wilmington WOW]

Is this band managed by Murray from the Embassy?

no this guy

http://www.showcase.ca/BLOG/photos/tv/images/24670/original.aspx

[Mobo]

and mobo with the easy joke :action-sm

I was more intersted in showing off my impressive comic knowledge than making a joke....

[DonTheTrucker]

Shut up and drive, Don. ;)

Hey I'm trying to be positive!

[English Gent]

Lokitruefact: the guy they're interviewing knocked up one of the Spice Girls.

EDIT: did they already reveal that boring fact?

[Mobo]

no this guy

http://www.showcase.ca/BLOG/photos/tv/images/24670/original.aspx

No...this guy

http://www.globalpov.com/images/stewie.gif

[Danesy]

Shut up and drive, Don. ;)

She agrees:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Shut_Up_and_Drive_-_Single.PNG

:D

[Cherry Pie]

Lokitruefact: the guy they're interviewing knocked up one of the Spice Girls.

scary sporty? which oneeeeeeee

[DonTheTrucker]

I have to see this now. Wonder if its showing in the place I normally get movies.

[Stig]

Lokitruefact: the guy they're interviewing knocked up one of the Spice Girls.

Don't pretend to be Loki. Have a little respect for the dead.

[Danesy]

Oooooh today's a WOOT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mobo]

Lokitruefact: the guy they're interviewing knocked up one of the Spice Girls.

EDIT: did they already reveal that boring fact?

Who?

BOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOO! CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK!!!! BOOOOOOO!

[Wilmington WOW]

"do you have any gigs coming up?
yeah sure....."


these guys are the masters of marketing

[Stig]

Who?

BOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOO! CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK!!!! BOOOOOOO!

universalremobo?

[Cherry Pie]

Who?

BOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOO! CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK!!!! BOOOOOOO!

... some times name changes are good

[English Gent]

scary sporty? which oneeeeeeee

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uskW7yvUQc8/Rrpq2seVPRI/AAAAAAAABo8/bGMy65o_9k8/s400/geri_halliwell3.jpg

[Pearce]

"do you have any gigs coming up?
yeah sure....."


these guys are the masters of marketing

Hence why they were so successful.

[Mobo]

Oooooh today's a WOOT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks a lot.....there goes the rest of my day.....

[Danesy]

universalremobo?

Who? Oh I remember that asshole ... thank GOD he left.



:rolleyes:

[jb9152]

She agrees:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Shut_Up_and_Drive_-_Single.PNG

:D

Oooooo! That's probably what she said to Chris Brown before he corrrrrrected her.

[Wilmington WOW]

universalremobo?

ted?

[Cherry Pie]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uskW7yvUQc8/Rrpq2seVPRI/AAAAAAAABo8/bGMy65o_9k8/s400/geri_halliwell3.jpg

nice now she has mommy belly

[Stig]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uskW7yvUQc8/Rrpq2seVPRI/AAAAAAAABo8/bGMy65o_9k8/s400/geri_halliwell3.jpg

Ginger? I like her, for some reason.

[DonTheTrucker]

Don't pretend to be Loki. Have a little respect for the dead.

Why? No one respected him when he was alive.

[Stig]

nice now she has mommy belly

I'd dump a load on it anyway.

[Mobo]

universalremobo?

yeah, that's right....I changed my name....I made it shorter so that it was easier....it's like going from "Lokimanahan" to "Loki" or going from "Stig" to "Ted the Poster" and then back to "Stig" when the bit dies down.

[English Gent]

This guy is also Toby Young's best mate in his biographical book, "How To Lose Friends And Alienate People". He had to change the name in the book for legal reasons, but it's him.

[Pearce]

nice now she has mommy belly

Such a cute name for something so horrible. Maybe we should start calling cancer "cotton candy disease".

[Cherry Pie]

I'd dump a load on it anyway.

not complaining

[Danesy]

Thanks a lot.....there goes the rest of my day.....

And mine as well ... but YAAAAAAAAAY!!! I love Woot Off's.

[Mobo]

This guy is also Toby Young's best mate in his biographical book, "How To Lose Friends And Alienate People". He had to change the name in the book for legal reasons, but it's him.

I started to watch that movie the other day, and I couldn't do it....I love Simon Pegg too much, and I think America is ruining him.

[Cherry Pie]

Such a cute name for something so horrible. Maybe we should start calling cancer "cotton candy disease".

hahahahaha i cant spell lasagna thanks to google i just did

[Wilmington WOW]

This guy is also Toby Young's best mate in his biographical book, "How To Lose Friends And Alienate People". He had to change the name in the book for legal reasons, but it's him.

or Louis C.K.'s Bitch ;)

[Danesy]

I started to watch that movie the other day, and I couldn't do it....I love Simon Pegg too much, and I think America is ruining him.

MMD? Is that you???? It's sad that you have more in common with him than I do ....

[DonTheTrucker]

nice now she has mommy belly

I wish more mommies had bellies like that.

[English Gent]

I started to watch that movie the other day, and I couldn't do it....I love Simon Pegg too much, and I think America is ruining him.

The movie is only very loosely based on the book, which is a legitimate (though, very funny) diary of Toby Young's career. The movie basically took the book as a starting point and created a slapstick comedy.

[Cherry Pie]

I wish more mommies had bellies like that.

im not putting her down! Jillian hall has a mommy belly and i love... well used to love her botox is a bitch

[JordanSRT10]

Opie is having a tough time with this interview

[Mobo]

MMD? Is that you???? It's sad that you have more in common with him than I do ....

Sad? or AWESOME?!?!?!

[KNUCKLEUP]

hahahaha steve c stinks.

when's the last time he's been on air btw? he used to be on all the time and i haven't heard him in months.

[wetandstickyjim]

Opie is having a tough time with this interview

Is he sick?

[Mobo]

The movie is only very loosely based on the book, which is a legitimate (though, very funny) diary of Toby Young's career. The movie basically took the book as a starting point and created a slapstick comedy.

It stinks. Within 10 minutes, Pegg was chasing a pig through a party....very cringey. I wish he would stick to his own stuff, and maybe Scottie in the new Star Trek (I'm still reserving judgement on that one).

[Wilmington WOW]

opie, this documentary will do about $30,000 in the theaters

[Danesy]

Sad? or AWESOME?!?!?!

Sad cause I wish I had more in common with him ... although it's awesome for you, since you clearly want to fuck him .... :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

im not putting her down! Jillian hall has a mommy belly and i love... well used to love her botox is a bitch

I've seen some horrible things in my day, that was nothing. :p

[Mobo]

Is no one else getting Stewie Griffin from this director....I'm crackin' up ova heah!

[JordanSRT10]

A couple of the band members are being Timid Timmy's

[Wilmington WOW]

Opie is having a tough time with this interview

that ass is mesmerizing

edit: ha ha, I dont mean Opie, I am talking about your sig pic

hahahaha steve c stinks.

when's the last time he's been on air btw? he used to be on all the time and i haven't heard him in months.

sam and danny own the mic now

Is he sick?

lib lib

[English Gent]

It stinks. Within 10 minutes, Pegg was chasing a pig through a party....very cringey. I wish he would stick to his own stuff, and maybe Scottie in the new Star Trek (I'm still reserving judgement on that one).

I've not seen the movie, but I could tell from the interviews and trailers that it pretty much just shared a title with the book, but that was it.

[Cherry Pie]

I've seen some horrible things in my day, that was nothing. :p

ohhhhh don is a fan of truck tire lips :action-sm

[Mobo]

Sad cause I wish I had more in common with him ... although it's awesome for you, since you clearly want to fuck him .... :action-sm

embrace your inner geek....and if you wanna fuck him, let me know....I'll put in a good word for ya!

[DonTheTrucker]

opie, this documentary will do about $30,000 in the theaters

Not a fan of the metal, are ya?

And since when does box office mean anything when it comes to quality? Unless a documentary has a fat communist or penguins in it, it'll never make money.

[KNUCKLEUP]

hiya.

[Mobo]

I've not seen the movie, but I could tell from the interviews and trailers that it pretty much just shared a title with the book, but that was it.

2 words:
Kirstin Dunst

[DonTheTrucker]

ohhhhh don is a fan of truck tire lips :action-sm

Oh no that face is a mess. The body is pretty decent though.

[Danesy]

2 words:
Kirstin Dunst

She is the WORST! Although I watched Elizabethtown over the weekend ... and despite her presence I loved that movie. I didn't think I was going to but I loved it.

[Mobo]

hiya.

Hello ma'am





y'know the best thing about this interview? I don't have to hear from Judah. It's not bad enough that he's a boring guest, but he gives shout-outs to Hoo-hoo on 30 rock with his stupid fuckin' hats. He shouldn't even be sitting there.

[Wilmington WOW]

Not a fan of the metal, are ya?

And since when does box office mean anything when it comes to quality? Unless a documentary has a fat communist or penguins in it, it'll never make money.

I will watch it, but my post was in response to opie saying "when this movie does great in the theaters, your painting will be worth a lot of money"

no it won't

I thought profit means everything to you conservatives :action-sm
leave Art to the liberals

[Danesy]

Finally that stupid scanning pen sold out ... and now a Netgear thingy ... ugh ... gimme something good Woot DAMN YOU!!!!

[Mobo]

She is the WORST! Although I watched Elizabethtown over the weekend ... and despite her presence I loved that movie. I didn't think I was going to but I loved it.

ENOUGH.....ABOUT......ELIZABETHTOWN!

No, seriously, she blows donkey dicks. Must suck when you do your best work at 13 because that's the height of your emotional range.

[Danesy]

ENOUGH.....ABOUT......ELIZABETHTOWN!

No, seriously, she blows donkey dicks. Must suck when you do your best work at 13 because that's the height of your emotional range.

HEY! I didn't remember telling you douchebags I saw it. So go screw asswipe.

And yes, she peaked with Interview with a Vampire. Which was an awful movie anyway ... I fucking love Ann Rice, and I'm sorry, that movie was terrible.

[Wilmington WOW]

he gives shout-outs to Hoo-hoo on 30 rock with his stupid fuckin' hats. He shouldn't even be sitting there.


what?

[DonTheTrucker]

leave Art to the liberals

They're more than welcome to art if they get the fuck out of politics.

[Pearce]

y'know the best thing about this interview? I don't have to hear from Judah. It's not bad enough that he's a boring guest, but he gives shout-outs to Hoo-hoo on 30 rock with his stupid fuckin' hats. He shouldn't even be sitting there.

Ooooh, Mobo being a soldier for the show. What happened, got a blowjob? Won the lottery? Something sparked this passion.

[Mobo]

what?

Did the king of the misspelled, haiku post just get confused by something that I posted?

Judah....Friedlander....puts....Hoo-Hoo...slogans....on....the....hats....he....wears. ...on....the.....television....program....30.....R ock.

[Mobo]

Ooooh, Mobo being a soldier for the show. What happened, got a blowjob? Won the lottery? Something sparked this passion.

I know the boys say that the comedians can do whatever they want, but it just seems a little 2-faced to me....he's obviously a Stern boy first and foremost.

[Danesy]

Did the king of the misspelled, haiku post just get confused by something that I posted?

Judah....Friedlander....puts....Hoo-Hoo...slogans....on....the....hats....he....wears. ...on....the.....television....program....30.....R ock.

:icon_lol:

Mobo's funny .... :icon_lol:

[DonTheTrucker]

I know the boys say that the comedians can do whatever they want, but it just seems a little 2-faced to me....he's obviously a Stern boy first and foremost.

Who cares anymore? I will agree that he sucks as a guest though. We get it. You're a Jew that wears hats with words on them. 30 Rock fucking stinks. Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan should get their own show.

[Heather Height]

Good morning Wackbaggers! I find myself missing you guys. I have a meeting to go to so, once again I don't get to spend my morning languishing on the thread. :( I had a great time at XM yesterday! I wish the boys weren't moving.

[Cherry Pie]

huh i own a world champion hat and had no idea they were his

[Mobo]

Who cares anymore? I will agree that he sucks as a guest though. We get it. You're a Jew that wears hats with words on them. 30 Rock fucking stinks. Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan should get their own show.

Eh....I like 30 Rock....It is the Tracy Morgan/Alec Baldwin show anymore.

[Mobo]

Danes, I would prolly pick up that IPOD speaker kit for my chick....if it wasn't 8X THE SIZE OF THE EFFING IPOD!!!!!

[FartHammer]

I just don't understand why grown men want signatures of other grown men. That and the pictures it is GAY.

[bokeatong]

I love greedy Anthony.

[DonTheTrucker]

Eh....I like 30 Rock....It is the Tracy Morgan/Alec Baldwin show anymore.

Baldwin has amazing comic timing.


Travis is a good boy. Even if he hangs up on me all the time.

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[Danesy]

Danes, I would prolly pick up that IPOD speaker kit for my chick....if it wasn't 8X THE SIZE OF THE EFFING IPOD!!!!!

I was just thinking the same thing ... I want it ... but it's fucking huge. I need a speaker thingy for my new ITouch!!!

[bokeatong]

Do I hear Patrice? The day is saved.

[Pearce]

I just don't understand why grown men want signatures of other grown men. That and the pictures it is GAY.

Saying people are gay for things that aren't gay is infinitely more gay.

[Pearce]

Travis is a good boy. Even if he hangs up on me all the time.

Travis is a good boy because he hangs up on you all the time.

[Jame_gumb]

Travis is a good boy because he hangs up on you all the time.hi pearce :action-sm

[Jame_gumb]

Do I hear Patrice? The day is saved.no the day is ruined with black power talk

[Jimmy's Dignity]

as a listener, I knew that all 3 of the guys had Playstation 3's...which are BluRay players

uh oh, it's the David "OOOhhho NoooOOoHHoOHhs"...I take it he's there today?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Good morning Wackbaggers! I find myself missing you guys. I have a meeting to go to so, once again I don't get to spend my morning languishing on the thread. :( I had a great time at XM yesterday! I wish the boys weren't moving.

Meetings? "We need to bring in more of the purple 2 3/4" girth buttplugs!":action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Travis is a good boy because he hangs up on you all the time.

Apparently he's a better screener than Bubba's guy.

And his lovely wife is one of the two wackbaggers who quote me in their sig. They're good peoples.

[cokelogic]

as a listener, I knew that all 3 of the guys had Playstation 3's...which are BluRay players

uh oh, it's the David "OOOhhho NoooOOoHHoOHhs"...I take it he's there today?
Steve should know it's not even about the format. It could have been an HD-DVD, it's just about the movie getting a signature.

[Danesy]

They are killin' Steve. And me likey.

:p

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is Steve really trying to stick with the DVD vs. BluRay specifications?


hahaha, Cumia & Hughes University of Broadcasting

[Jame_gumb]

this proves that steve really doesn't pay attention to the show as a producer.we as listeners know the show better then he does

[cokelogic]

Is Steve really trying to stick with the DVD vs. BluRay specifications?


hahaha, Cumia & Hughes University of BroadcastingIt's the only defense he has, he must stick with it or he has not argument. :icon_mrgr

[DonTheTrucker]

I'd go to the scam broadcasting school. Just sayin'.

[Mobo]

Steve is a cunt.....he really is a do-nothing ass. He gets found out to be a fucking loser at life every time he comes into the studio.












and I love it.

[FartHammer]

Saying people are gay for things that aren't gay is infinitely more gay.

Didn't say they were gay as they are my heros, BUT getting so bent out of shape for not getting another man's signature is a GAY act. WHO CARES?

[Danesy]

Steve is a cunt.....he really is a do-nothing ass. He gets found out to be a fucking loser at life every time he comes into the studio.

and I love it.
X654654657654654.

Steve rules. Because he sucks.

:D

[Mobo]

X654654657654654.

Steve rules. Because he sucks.

:D

you and I are a couple of Agreeable Angela's today, huh?

[krisko]

hi

[Heather Height]

Meetings? "We need to bring in more of the purple 2 3/4" girth buttplugs!":action-sm

HA!HA!HA!HA! No, unfortunately its not a dildo related meeting. Today we are working on the comedy career.:icon_mrgr

[Mobo]

OH YEAH? REALLY? DID YOU TELL THIS STORY ON STERN?!?!?!?

I'm just kidding.

[Danesy]

you and I are a couple of Agreeable Angela's today, huh?

Yes, today we are friends. Tomorrow I may hate you. Depends. I am actually in an amazingly great mood today ... so I won't be a cunt to you today.

:rolleyes:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I saw that movie Feast...pretty good as far as gorey zombie nonsense goes

[krisko]

Anyone else having problems with XMRO today?

[Wilmington WOW]

Feast is one of the project greenlight shows
they were disasters to watch - I loved that show

[Danesy]

Anyone else having problems with XMRO today?

Mine is fine ... for now. I am sure it will fuck up eventually.

[Mobo]

hi

SHHHHHH!

(Stig's not here today.)

[Wilmington WOW]

hi


hello

OH YEAH? REALLY? DID YOU TELL THIS STORY ON STERN?!?!?!?

I'm just kidding.


what did the hat say Mr Mean pants :(



(I use the spell check now)

[Danesy]

My boyfriend forced me to watch Feast. It was actually enjoyable.

I miss Project Greenlight. Great show.

[PartyRock24]

Great here comes Patrice, Whitey has done me wrong, even though the president is black O'neal

[Mobo]

what did the hat say Mr Mean pants :(



(I use the spell check now)

haha! I'm not even really sure.........

[DonTheTrucker]

Anyone else having problems with XMRO today?

Hi! Its Ms. Beep Beep Click!

(just go with it, its something I tried earlier and got nothing for....)


Hey Judah, Steven Wright called. He wants his act back.

[krisko]

SHHHHHH!

(Stig's not here today.)

Time for his monthly prostate exam already? It's scary that once you get that old you have to have them once a month :icon_eek:

[Cherry Pie]

Great here comes Patrice, Whitey has done me wrong, even though the president is black O'neal

loooool

[bokeatong]

Great here comes Patrice, Whitey has done me wrong, even though the president is black O'neal

Damn, am I the only 1 who enjoys listening to Patrice?

Is it because hes black?

[Mobo]

Time for his monthly prostate exam already? It's scary that once you get that old you have to have them once a month :icon_eek:

something about exterminators, and needing a sweater, and WWII....who knows with him anymore....

(but, be nice to him...who knows how much longer we'll have him around....)



I'm going to smoke in honor of Heeler Jr.!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, I loved Deaf Queen. One of Patrice's funnier moments :clap:

[Danesy]

I'm going to smoke in honor of Heeler Jr.!

Ditto!!! Sounds like a plan.

See you kids in a bit.

[PartyRock24]

Damn, am I the only 1 who enjoys listening to Patrice?

Is it because hes black?

Wait hes black, Whoaa maybe he should talk about it some more to inform us that he is black


No i liked Patrice but when it gets to the incessant talk about Race then i have no reason to listen to him complain

[Pearce]

I'm going to smoke in honor of Heeler Jr.!

That's good, justify your filthy habits by making it a dedication. "This rail is for mom and dad's 30th anniversary."

[FartHammer]

Smoking is for white trash and Europeans....

[DonTheTrucker]

Interesting that Patrice is bringing the mandatory volunteer thing.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Wow....good for Patrice

Sounds like he's actually starting to think for himself.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Interesting that Patrice is bringing the mandatory volunteer thing.

You mean the National Service Corps Bill? (http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/23/national-service-corps-bill-clears-senate-hurdle/)

[Redding]

Interesting that Patrice is bringing the mandatory volunteer thing.

when mandatory volunteering is created....it is no longer volunteering

[Jimmy's Dignity]

when mandatory volunteering is created....it is no longer volunteering

It's "Feudalism"

[Wilmington WOW]

Columbus never stepped on American soil
he discovered the Dominican republic
He should only be a hero to short stops

[Wilmington WOW]

when mandatory volunteering is created....it is no longer volunteering

jumbo shrimp

[Mobo]

That's good, justify your filthy habits by making it a dedication. "This rail is for mom and dad's 30th anniversary."

and what is the reason for all of your inane radio station phone calls? dedictaion to the show, maybe?

Smoking is for white trash and Europeans....

and message boards are for fat, anti-social, mother's basement dwellers. Did I just describe you?

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uskW7yvUQc8/Rrpq2seVPRI/AAAAAAAABo8/bGMy65o_9k8/s400/geri_halliwell3.jpg

she has zero hips.

but she was my favorite spice girl as a kid, haha.

[Redding]

It's "Feudalism"

its funny that the day they sign a bill about mandatory volunteerism...the government says they want to look into anti-trust in the BCS...total bullshit

[DonTheTrucker]

Wow....good for Patrice

Sounds like he's actually starting to think for himself.

He's been watching Alex Jones videos. He'll turn into Burr in no time.

[Redding]

jumbo shrimp

black president....oh wait

[samurai]

It's "Feudalism"

Thems feudin words!

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/biggestloser/Clampetts-gun.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

Columbus never stepped on American soil
he discovered the Dominican republic
He should only be a hero to short stops

:haha7: :haha7:

i want to sig that.

[Probably Stoned]

The US congress has already passed laws prohibiting advertisements in space or on space bound ships. Hence no Coke Ship One or Geiko in Space.

[Danesy]

and what is the reason for all of your inane radio station phone calls? dedictaion to the show, maybe?



and message boards are for fat, anti-social, mother's basement dwellers. Did I just describe you?

:love::jump:love::jump:love::jump

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, World.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

its funny that the day they sign a bill about mandatory volunteerism...the government says they want to look into anti-trust in the BCS...total bullshit

thank Christ they're doing the important things!

[CousinDave]

The US congress has already passed laws prohibiting advertisements in space or on space bound ships. Hence no Coke Ship One or Geiko in Space.


I'm sure the Russians would take their money - unless there is a treaty similar to the one over Antarctica

[FartHammer]

and message boards are for fat, anti-social, mother's basement dwellers. Did I just describe you?

No I am very social, Not fat, and I own and rent my own house. You were freaking WAY OFF.

[DonTheTrucker]

:haha7: :haha7:

i want to sig that.

I thought he landed on the Haiti side of the island. That would make him hero of home invaders with AIDS.


Nothing?

I stink today.

[crippledalbino]

No I am very social, Not fat, and I own and rent my own house. You were freaking WAY OFF.

That's the standard comeback for that line "I'm a fit, strapping stud with money falling out of my ass."

You also named yourself 'farthammer', douche.

[Mobo]

No I am very social, Not fat, and I own and rent my own house. You were freaking WAY OFF.

Exactly....hmm, so much for blanket statements, huh?

[Wilmington WOW]

I thought for sure opie was going to do the 4 second hang up


I wish he did

[Danesy]

That's the standard comeback for that line "I'm a fit, strapping stud with money falling out of my ass."

You also named yourself 'farthammer', douche.

I am in such a good mood today that I even like Crip ...

Well that and this wonderful response.:rolleyes:

[Mobo]

Good morning, World.

Hey, buddy.....welcome.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Gallagher is out of his fucking skull. CLAW sounds like a cross of Kung-Fu Panda & Hulk Hogan's Rock & Wrestling


haha, that Homer clip was well timed

[crippledalbino]

I thought for sure opie was going to do the 4 second hang up


I wish he did

You kidding? Smashing a watermelon on the radio would be hilarious.

[DonTheTrucker]

thank Christ they're doing the important things!

Sure, they can have my daughter for the Nazi youth as long as Utah gets their share of last year's BCS title.

[CousinDave]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c5/BBHcover1.jpg/180px-BBHcover1.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I am in such a good mood today that I even like Crip ...

Well that and this wonderful response.:rolleyes:
My prediction: two posts until I end up in the 'Danesy hate of the day' thread.
Hey, buddy.....welcome.

Morning, sir. Thanks. I'm just here until naptime kicks in.

[KNUCKLEUP]

That's the standard comeback for that line "I'm a fit, strapping stud with money falling out of my ass."

You also named yourself 'farthammer', douche.

:haha7:

[FartHammer]

Exactly....hmm, so much for blanket statements, huh?

Seriously.

[Mobo]

Gallagher is out of his fucking skull. CLAW sounds like a cross of Kung-Fu Panda & Hulk Hogan's Rock & Wrestling

what are you talking about? A cartoon where animals fight? No ones ever thought of this concept before!

[Danesy]

My prediction: two posts until I end up in the 'Danesy hate of the day' thread.

I'll take the over. I am in a verrrrrrry good mood. I can't even hate Heeler today ... :D

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I liked the trampoline couch special that Gallagher had

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'll take the over. I am in a verrrrrrry good mood. I can't even hate Heeler today ... :D

Someone got laid last night! :icon_wink

[Mobo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c5/BBHcover1.jpg/180px-BBHcover1.jpg

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/24349-3716-27105-1-pre-teen-dirty-gene-_super.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

do you think ant keeps bringing up watermelon to fuck with gallagher, or to fuck with patrice? :haha7: :haha7:

[FartHammer]

That's the standard comeback for that line "I'm a fit, strapping stud with money falling out of my ass."

You also named yourself 'farthammer', douche.

It is true. I am in decent enough shape not strapping, and am a middle class working man but certainly not living in a basement.

is farthammer any worse than crippledalbino? Who knows?

[Danesy]

Someone got laid last night! :icon_wink

Really? Who? Cause it wasn't me .... just very happy today.

:D

[CousinDave]

Diem's sister had Kennedy killed, because Kennedy had Diem assassinated. That's why the executive order was signed prohibiting the targeting of foreign leaders.

[Redding]

That clapping hand idea is a rip off of Wayne Coyne from the flaming lips clapping hand

[Mobo]

I'll take the over. I am in a verrrrrrry good mood. I can't even hate Heeler today ... :D

I would hope not.....today's a very special day for Mr. Heeler.

Someone got laid last night! :icon_wink

nope, just a quick, sloppy, BJ on her smoke break, right Danesy?

[Danesy]

is farthammer any worse than crippledalbino? Who knows?

OOOOH ME ME ME!!! I know.

Yes, it's worse. If for no other reason than Crip is an entertaining douchebag ... :rolleyes:

[Pearce]

is farthammer any worse than crippledalbino?

The name? Yes. The people? .....it's a close one.

[CousinDave]

America has the food, that's all we need

[crippledalbino]

It is true. I am in decent enough shape not strapping, and am a middle class working man but certainly not living in a basement.

is farthammer any worse than crippledalbino? Who knows?

Yeah, but I'm not trying to prove my superiority by ignoring sarcasm and irony when I reply to posts.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

nope, just a quick, sloppy, BJ on her smoke break, right Danesy?

hmmm...tar in the lungs or cum in the mouth? Not quite an enjoyable decision

[Mobo]

is farthammer any worse than crippledalbino? Who knows?

I do......it's worse.

[Danesy]

I would hope not.....today's a very special day for Mr. Heeler.

Of course ... I know. I am very happy for him.

Also, I don't really hate him, it's my bit ... it sucks, but it's mine.

nope, just a quick, sloppy, BJ on her smoke break, right Danesy?

Do you have Paltalk cameras in my building???? :icon_eek:

[samurai]

I liked the trampoline couch special that Gallagher had

Noooooooooooooo. It was frightening. That's where the giant crack monster lived. He spewed hot popcorn from his mouth. Wait, why was I scared?

[FartHammer]

yeah, but i'm not trying to prove my superiority by ignoring sarcasm and irony when i reply to posts.

yes you were.

[FartHammer]

I do......it's worse.

Which one?

[crippledalbino]

I would hope not.....today's a very special day for Mr. Heeler.

By special, does that mean they found the extra chromosome?
OOOOH ME ME ME!!! I know.

Yes, it's worse. If for no other reason than Crip is an entertaining douchebag ... :rolleyes:
That's right. I'm hilarious and I'm awesome.
Watch out, world.
Here I come.

[Mobo]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.

and Lo, on the 26th day of the 3rd month, Gallagher did reveal his Fighting Animal Cartoon, and the Lord of the Flies did smile.

[samurai]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.

Who wins the Western Conference in the NHL?

[Danesy]

That's right. I'm hilarious and I'm awesome.
Watch out, world.
Here I come.

Ewww .... do that shit on your own time .... :rolleyes:

[FartHammer]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.

Tell me more.

[CousinDave]

yea but its foreigners in the casinos

[crippledalbino]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.
I can't wait to get to get to the part where we kill the gays.
yes you were.

Good one. I'm gonna think again before I get into a comeback fight with you.

[bokeatong]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.

Joe From S. Jersey talking like crazy man... with Wendy... a whoa whoa whoa.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

noooooooooooooo. It was frightening. That's where the giant crack monster lived. He spewed hot popcorn from his mouth. Wait, why was i scared?

LSD if I had to take a guess

[Wilmington WOW]

Atlantic City casino revenues are in the shitter

[CousinDave]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.

http://untelligent.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/fsm.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Joe From S. Jersey talking like crazy man... with Wendy... a whoa whoa whoa.

The sentence no one thought they'd ever read:

This guy is like Bobo, but not as funny.

[Mobo]

The sentence no one thought they'd ever read:

This guy is like Bobo, but not as funny.

Crip, Bokeatong......Bokeatong, Crip....

aaaaaaand go.

[FartHammer]

I can't wait to get to get to the part where we kill the gays.


Good one. I'm gonna think again before I get into a comeback fight with you.

You should and please don't reply to me with a reply to another poster. SHOW SOME RESPECT.

[Redding]

Opie just gave Patrice the cart blance to assault gallager

[bokeatong]

Crip, Bokeatong......Bokeatong, Crip....

aaaaaaand go.

He's right. I stink.

[KNUCKLEUP]

what the fuck is going on?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Essentially what Gallagher is doing is patenting the Navy Shower

Water on, wet down. Water off, lather up. Water on, rinse. Water off.

[FartHammer]

Gallagher is a nut.

[Mobo]

You should and please don't reply to me with a reply to another poster. SHOW SOME RESPECT.

YEAH! Crip, you're acting like an ass....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahahah, "You took off that pesky name 'hotel'."

[crippledalbino]

what the fuck is going on?
We're saying hay-ya-ya-ya-ya, hay-ya-yay.
You should and please don't reply to me with a reply to another poster. SHOW SOME RESPECT.

How much respect does it show to end up in my ignore list?

[Mobo]

He's right. I stink.

awwww...you're a good boy. You take a bit of a beatin' and still show up. Reminds me of a young Zoal.

[English Gent]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.

Does Revelations foretell who wins the Formula 1 Championship this season? I want to lay a bet, so any Biblical assistance would be appreciated,

[crippledalbino]

YEAH! Crip, you're acting like an ass....

Sorry, my bad. I don't mean to act like a douche.

[Mobo]

How much respect does it show to end up in my ignore list?

I dunno....I haven't listened to Aretha in a while.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Does Revelations foretell who wins the Formula 1 Championship this season? I want to lay a bet, so any Biblical assistance would be appreciated,

Go with the German fellah

[FartHammer]

YEAH! Crip, you're acting like an ass....

Seriously he has me so mad that I just burned some of the hundred dollar bills that were falling out of my pockets...

[FartHammer]

We're saying hay-ya-ya-ya-ya, hay-ya-yay.


How much respect does it show to end up in my ignore list?

Why would someone need to put an internet poster on an ignore list?

[Mobo]

Who wins the Western Conference in the NHL?

American response.

Does Revelations foretell who wins the Formula 1 Championship this season? I want to lay a bet, so any Biblical assistance would be appreciated,

Gay response.

[English Gent]

Go with the German fellah

Gee, that narrows it down..........

[crippledalbino]

Go with the German fellah
I have nothing to say to you, I'm just responding to a second poster above a FartHammer response.
Why would someone need to put an internet poster on an ignore list?

Because you aren't worth the time it takes for my eyes to pass over the letters you type.

[Wilmington WOW]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.

and earlier you made fun of patrice for not thinking for himself.
I guess when people agree with you they are very thoughtful, and everyone else is brainwashed.

[DonTheTrucker]

Does Revelations foretell who wins the Formula 1 Championship this season? I want to lay a bet, so any Biblical assistance would be appreciated,

Some homo driving a Ferrari, I'm sure.

[Mobo]

Seriously he has me so mad that I just burned some of the hundred dollar bills that were falling out of my pockets...

Hey.....is that sarcasm?

Why would someone need to put an internet poster on an ignore list?

to ignore his posts? Sorry, I'm not mod....I can't answer the technical questions.

[FartHammer]

I have nothing to say to you, I'm just responding to a second poster above a FartHammer response.


Because you aren't worth the time it takes for my eyes to pass over the letters you type.

Wow man I don't really even see what was said that would cause you to do this. You seem very emotional.

[crippledalbino]

Gee, that narrows it down..........

Alright fine, it's the one who's wearing a pointy helmet.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Okay, if Gallagher has the ribs removed from right over his heart, I hope that he gets introduced to Mola Ram

http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mola-ram.jpg

[FartHammer]

Hey.....is that sarcasm?



to ignore his posts? Sorry, I'm not mod....I can't answer the technical questions.

Yes. :D

Oh goodness I wouldn't want to ignore anyones posts we are all peers here.

[DonTheTrucker]

and earlier you made fun of patrice for not thinking for himself.
I guess when people agree with you they are very thoughtful, and everyone else is brainwashed.

That took longer than I thought. You people are slacking.

[samurai]

LSD if I had to take a guess

Nah, but because we're flying in the missing Stig formation, I'm the only one who's old enough to remember all of Gallaghers' 80's shows. In excruciating detail. :icon_eek:

[Wilmington WOW]

Who wins the Western Conference in the NHL?

Does Revelations foretell who wins the Formula 1 Championship this season? I want to lay a bet, so any Biblical assistance would be appreciated,

then he can tell me who is going to with NCAA basketball tournament ;)

a whoa whoa whoa

[Mobo]

Wow man I don't really even see what was said that would cause you to do this. You seem very emotional.

It's something to do.....enjoy the attention.

[Redding]

Opie is wrong they would have ate his watermelon...

[Danesy]

It's something to do.....enjoy the attention.

True. It's like a badge of honor ...

[Mobo]

Okay, if Gallagher has the ribs removed from right over his heart, I hope that he gets introduced to Mola Ram

http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mola-ram.jpg

boom boom gozhabahti, boom boom gozhabahti


Oh goodness I wouldn't want to ignore anyones posts we are all peers here.

it's true....we all have to pee.

[bokeatong]

Is Opie right? Is 30 Rock as good as he says it is? Never seen it.

[Bluestreak]

I know most of you on here aren't religious, but The Bible does foretell ALL of this stuff they're talking about right now in Revelations.

Are you a god?
http://www.hojohnlee.com/weblog/wp-content/ghostbusters-gozer.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ope: We're takin' a break!
Patrice: Show's over?
Ope: We're "takin' a break!" ;) ;)
Patrice: Oh, so the show's over.

[crippledalbino]

It's something to do.....enjoy the attention.

Seriously, he thinks I'm expending all sorts of energy in my newest messageboard war. I'm just finding someone to pick on while I drink my coffee.

[DonTheTrucker]

Opie is wrong they would have ate his watermelon...

I can't believe no one else caught that one. You'd think at least Ant would.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is Opie right? Is 30 Rock as good as he says it is? Never seen it.

It's decent. Not "stop whatever you're doing and catch up on every episode" good, but if someone gives you a dvd set you could easily plop down and watch like 4 in a row

[Mobo]

Is Opie right? Is 30 Rock as good as he says it is? Never seen it.

I like it, but some people find me seriously unfunny. I guess you take your chances.

[crippledalbino]

Are you a god?
http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall08/adler-noland/assets_c/2008/12/chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg
I don't know what you're implying.
Ope: We're takin' a break!
Patrice: Show's over?
Ope: We're "takin' a break!" ;) ;)
Patrice: Oh, so the show's over.

They would NEVER act like they were just going to commercial and simply never come back. That shows a level of disrespect that the bbboys would NEVER show to their valued listeners!

[Danesy]

Is Opie right? Is 30 Rock as good as he says it is? Never seen it.

I think so. Alec Baldwin is awesome. So is Tracy Morgan.

Aaaand .... cue Don to tell you what a piece of shit the show is. :rolleyes:

[TELL'UMFRED]

I wish Norton was there for the Gallagher interview.

[Wilmington WOW]

It's decent. Not "stop whatever you're doing and catch up on every episode" good, but if someone gives you a dvd set you could easily plop down and watch like 4 in a row

it's the best comedy on network TV

although that isn't saying much

[DonTheTrucker]

Is Opie right? Is 30 Rock as good as he says it is? Never seen it.

Do you like inside jokes and "too cool for the room" humor?

Just look online for clips with Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin. They really are the only thing keeping that show afloat.

[Mobo]

I can't believe no one else caught that one. You'd think at least Ant would.

There's a lot of times I feel myself on the verge of typing out a joke, and I think...."Ah....I'll leave that one for Redding."

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

and Lo, on the 26th day of the 3rd month, Gallagher did reveal his Fighting Animal Cartoon, and the Lord of the Flies did smile.
Awesome........


As a general reply to the questions about more detail. Revelations specifically talks about the one world government/currency that is so in vogue these days among out leaders. It also foretold Israel becoming a state again last century etc.


I think I remember something in the book of Matthew about going with the chick for F1 racing....

[Mobo]

Do you like inside jokes and "too cool for the room" humor?

Just look online for clips with Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin. Ygry really are the only thing keeping that show afloat.

I've never seen this word before, but I still feel like it's a slam at me, somehow.

[crippledalbino]

I like it, but some people find me seriously unfunny. I guess you take your chances.
Mobo's attributes: Short, balding, funny looking, retarded, gay

Unfunny isn't one.

[Wilmington WOW]

I don't know what you're implying.


They would NEVER act like they were just going to commercial and simply never come back. That shows a level of disrespect that the bbboys would NEVER show to their valued listeners!

so are you saying that this isn't a live interview with Jim breuer?

[bokeatong]

I think so. Alec Baldwin is awesome. So is Tracy Morgan.

Aaaand .... cue Don to tell you what a piece of shit the show is. :rolleyes:

If Tracey is on the show I'm def. gonna watch... mininova here i come.

[Mobo]

I think I remember something in the book of Matthew about going with the chick for F1 racing....

I'm no theologian, but I think blasphemy is another no-no.

Mobo's attributes: Short, balding, funny looking, retarded, gay

Unfunny isn't one.

thanks........HEY!

[crippledalbino]

If Tracey is on the show I'm def. gonna watch... mininova here i come.

My favorite thing about bokeatong is how up to date he is.

[crippledalbino]

thanks........HEY!

Was I supposed to call you unfunny too?


Nikki Sixx in studio? Who knew that he would just pop right in like that?

[Mobo]

Louie C.K.!!!!!!

[masterem243]

Ah, fuck. It's a worst of.

[DonTheTrucker]

I've never seen this word before, but I still feel like it's a slam at me, somehow.
Google SureType. Then you'll realize why the joke wasn't funny the first ten times. ;)

I'm assuming Sirius is forcing the show to not acknowledge that they're leaving to keep that TSL up?

[Mobo]

Was I supposed to call you unfunny too?


I'm not short.....I'm like 6 foot. You're just a behemoth.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

and earlier you made fun of patrice for not thinking for himself.
I guess when people agree with you they are very thoughtful, and everyone else is brainwashed.
Sorry...wait...what?

Made fun of? I was just stating that it sounds like he's starting to stop believing in the BS Black conspiracy crap he usually spews.


How does that turn into me being subjective based on opinions?

As a general principal people do tend to give a little more credit to those who agree with them though. If you say otherwise you're just being disingenuous.

[Wilmington WOW]

Was I supposed to call you unfunny too?


Nikki Sixx in studio? Who knew that he would just pop right in like that?

but pretending to be on 57th street is a Cardinal Sin :rolleyes:

[Danesy]

Wow ... I can't believe they tricked us like that. They've never done that before.

:icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

I can put up with annoying bitches in studio.
I can put up with interns in studio.
I can put up with youtube videos.
I can put up with Stalker Pattie, Sandy Kane, "Ask the Listeners".

I cannot put up with 'we're just going to break' and then not coming back.
I'm going to write my congressman.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm not short.....I'm like 6 foot. You're just a behemoth.

That's not what I hear!


Zing!

(crickets)

[Danesy]

Mobo's attributes: Short, balding, funny looking, retarded, gay

Unfunny isn't one.

thanks........HEY!

Was I supposed to call you unfunny too?


I'm not short.....I'm like 6 foot. You're just a behemoth.

Love ....... exciting and new ............. :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

I'm not short.....I'm like 6 foot. You're just a behemoth.

No, that's "Big Daddy Don Bodean's" monster truck.

[FartHammer]

Seriously, he thinks I'm expending all sorts of energy in my newest messageboard war. I'm just finding someone to pick on while I drink my coffee.

I don't think that at all. Lets not war, lets be message board acquantances!

[Danesy]

I have always thought Nikki Sixx was hot ... still is.

One day I will leave the 80's behind ...

[crippledalbino]

I don't think that at all. Lets not war, lets be message board acquantances!

OR:
You just leave the messageboard forever and go live happily ever after with your strapping, muscular body and your overflowing wealth.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I have always thought Nikki Sixx was hot ... still is.

One day I will leave the 80's behind ...
Who?

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't think that at all. Lets not war, lets be message board acquantances!

You should fight back. You're not gonna get a better target in these parts.

[Mobo]

I have always thought Nikki Sixx was hot ... still is.

One day I will leave the 80's behind ...

You'll be 80 before then......

[bokeatong]

OK I'm out... I'm gonna go do something that's not this.

[Mobo]

I don't think that at all. Lets not war, lets be message board acquantances!

OR:
You just leave the messageboard forever and go live happily ever after with your strapping, muscular body and your overflowing wealth.

You should fight back. You're not gonna get a better target in these parts.

I feel like we're all circling up in the school parking lot......

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[crippledalbino]

You should fight back. You're not gonna get a better target in these parts.

Oh, DonTheInstigator!

[CousinDave]

One day I will leave the 80's behind ...


Why? Life is never going to get any better than it was then.

[Mobo]

OK I'm out... I'm gonna go do something that's not this.

Good choice....you're bound to be better at whatever that is.

[crippledalbino]

I feel like we're all circling up in the school parking lot......

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

It's the bbbboys' fault. They leave abruptly, we've gotta entertain ourselves, and it looks like FartHammer drew the short straw.

[Mobo]

I smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, and then I smoke 2 more....

My Pandora station plays the best weed music. I wonder where it learned this from?

"From you, ok?!?!?! I learned it from watching you!!!!

[crippledalbino]

I smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, and then I smoke 2 more....

My Pandora station plays the best weed music. I wonder where it learned this from?

"From you, ok?!?!?! I learned it from watching you!!!!

Flashbacks from when Daddy told you precisely why he doesn't like Mommy anymore?

[Danesy]

I smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, and then I smoke 2 more....

My Pandora station plays the best weed music. I wonder where it learned this from?

"From you, ok?!?!?! I learned it from watching you!!!!

:icon_lol:

I wish I could get Pandora here. I have it on my ITouch too ... no Wifi here & the site is blocked. YET I can stream XM ... fucking stupid IT Department.

[Wilmington WOW]

Sorry...wait...what?

Made fun of? I was just stating that it sounds like he's starting to stop believing in the BS Black conspiracy crap he usually spews.


How does that turn into me being subjective based on opinions?

As a general principal people do tend to give a little more credit to those who agree with them though. If you say otherwise you're just being disingenuous.

a lot of people would think you don't think for yourself if you quote Revelations
so its kind of funny that you call out Patrice for not thinking for himself

soooo maybe you should not accuse people of "not thinking for themselves" when they disagree with your beliefs


just a suggestion

[crippledalbino]

a lot of people would think you don't think for yourself if you quote Revelations
so its kind of funny that you call out Patrice for not thinking for himself

soooo maybe you should not accuse people of "not thinking for themselves" when they disagree with your beliefs


just a suggestion

My favorite fights are the ones that have twenty minute breaks between the retorts. Long enough to go 'oh yeah, those two guys are fighting.'

[Mobo]

My favorite fights are the ones that have twenty minute breaks between the retorts. Long enough to go 'oh yeah, those two guys are fighting.'

Well, Crip, that's precisely their problem....they're trying to have a conversation, and you jump right in the middle of it and call them "retorts". It's just rude.

[crippledalbino]

Well, Crip, that's precisely their problem....they're trying to have a conversation, and you jump right in the middle of it and call them "retorts". It's just rude.

Yeah, but retorted people are funny.

[Bluestreak]

:icon_lol:

I wish I could get Pandora here. I have it on my ITouch too ... no Wifi here & the site is blocked. YET I can stream XM ... fucking stupid IT Department.

Pandora is free, where XM is *usually* by sub only... they're betting that less users have a sub to XM, whereas everyone could use Pandora if they were given the chance. It's all about conservation of bandwidth.

[Mobo]

Yeah, but retorted people are funny.

That's why you can find all of us here everyday.....

[Mobo]

today's Woot Off just isn't working for me today.....everything still seems a little overpriced.

[crippledalbino]

Pandora is free, where XM is *usually* by sub only... they're betting that less users have a sub to XM, whereas everyone could use Pandora if they were given the chance. It's all about conservation of bandwidth.

Weird, I was totally just wondering what your thoughts on her work IT policies were.

[crippledalbino]

today's Woot Off just isn't working for me today.....everything still seems a little overpriced.

I'm still waiting for them to w00t a twenty-pack of pork Ramen.

[Mobo]

Weird, I was totally just wondering what your thoughts on her work IT policies were.

Don't listen to Crip....he's just mad that Farthammer didn't quench his insatiable thirst for being an annoying twat.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

today's Woot Off just isn't working for me today.....everything still seems a little overpriced.

not just slightly overpriced...shit's going by CRAZY fast

[Mobo]

I'm still waiting for them to w00t a twenty-pack of pork Ramen.

screw that! Roast beef flavor is teh shit!

[crippledalbino]

Don't listen to Crip....he's just mad that Farthammer didn't quench his insatiable thirst for being an annoying twat.

I know, right? He just left right in the middle of our.... HEY!!!!

[crippledalbino]

screw that! Roast beef flavor is teh shit!

*sigh*
Once again, pwned by El Moborino.

[Mobo]

*sigh*
Once again, pwned by El Moborino.

Dude, I'm the king of Ramen and knock-off soda brands.....and you know this....MAAAN!

[MilkmanDan]

*sigh*
Once again, pwned by El Moborino.

MOBOED !
MOBARAMA !
MOBALECTUAL !
MOBOHOBOSHITPANTSED !

I ran out.

[DonTheTrucker]

My favorite fights are the ones that have twenty minute breaks between the retorts. Long enough to go 'oh yeah, those two guys are fighting.'

My faves are always the ones you know are coming and pan out exactly as you know they will.

[Mobo]

MOBOED !
MOBARAMA !
MOBALECTUAL !
MOBOHOBOSHITPANTSED !

I ran out.

MM, MUTHA-FUCKIN' D!!!!!

What's up man.....better late than never, I always say.

[MilkmanDan]

MM, MUTHA-FUCKIN' D!!!!!

What's up man.....better late than never, I always say.

I stay up all night I goto sleep watching Dragnet.

[Stig]

yeah, that's right....I changed my name....I made it shorter so that it was easier....it's like going from "Lokimanahan" to "Loki" or going from "Stig" to "Ted the Poster" and then back to "Stig" when the bit dies down.

Dies down...loses steam...isn't funny anymore...whatever. :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

Dies down...loses steam...isn't funny anymore...whatever. :rolleyes:

Whoa, slow down there, speedy-responder.

[Mobo]

I stay up all night I goto sleep watching Dragnet.

Never sleep alone because Jimmy's the magnet.

I understand, man.....I understand.

[Mobo]

Play of the re!

I'm going to listen to music today.....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm listening to "This Was Just Your Life" on Mandatory (not voluntary) Metallica

then I'll be listening to the replay

[Mobo]

Coolest...wrestling....move.....evar.

http://giftube.com/gifs/3046.gif

[LiddyRules]

I stay up all night I goto sleep watching Dragnet. The movie or TV show? I like late night GSN where they air Old School What's My Line/To Tell The Truth from 3-4.

[Mobo]

The movie or TV show? I like late night GSN where they air Old School What's My Line/To Tell The Truth from 3-4.

I'm still waiting for them to start GSN2, where they show all the cool shit they used to show when that channel first started.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Coolest...wrestling....move.....evar.

http://giftube.com/gifs/3046.gif

that is just fuckin sick

haha, yup...definitely still been trashed 12 hours later :icon_redf :drunk:

[Stig]

Whoa, slow down there, speedy-responder.

Gimme a break. I've got ants!
Carpenter ants.
The torture never stops.
And I don't mean the good kind.

[Mobo]

Gimme a break. I've got ants!
Carpenter ants.
The torture never stops.
And I don't mean the good kind.

oooooooh! Lookit their cute lil tool belts!

[crippledalbino]

Coolest...wrestling....move.....evar.

http://giftube.com/gifs/3046.gif
That's gotta be fake. The guy like, pauses right before the mat and flips again. I call Bullshit.
Gimme a break. I've got ants!
Carpenter ants.
The torture never stops.
And I don't mean the good kind.

The fucked up thing about Stig is that I know he saw this post four hours ago, and for him it was just a question of how long it was going to take him to respond to it. Because he's all ironic and stuff.

[Stig]

oooooooh! Lookit their cute lil tool belts!

Oh yeah. They're cute alright.

Here's cute if you want cute.
http://91.121.132.199/gifs/3651.gif

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oh yeah. They're cute alright.

Here's cute if you want cute.
http://91.121.132.199/gifs/3651.gif

that's true...she is quite cute. However, she has way too much clothing on and her camera isn't aimed at her tits :icon_conf

[crippledalbino]

that's true...she is quite cute. However, she has way too much clothing on and her camera isn't aimed at her tits :icon_conf

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/1238084986656.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/1238084986656.jpg

For me, the dilemma is whether you try to fuck her again the next morning before you leave.

[LiddyRules]

I'm still waiting for them to start GSN2, where they show all the cool shit they used to show when that channel first started. You mean like TVLand2 where they show the stuff Nick at Nite used to show before it became Cosby and Family Matters and TV Land used to show before it became yet another reality show channel?

[Mobo]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/1238084986656.jpg

do it and never look back....


teddy bear goes to the hack with a reference to looking backwards during sex.

[crippledalbino]

You mean like TVLand2 where they show the stuff Nick at Nite used to show before it became Cosby and Family Matters and TV Land used to show before it became yet another reality show channel?

Hey, CrippleTrivia time: Did you know that MTV and VH1 used to play music videos?

[Stig]

You mean like TVLand2 where they show the stuff Nick at Nite used to show before it became Cosby and Family Matters and TV Land used to show before it became yet another reality show channel?

And MTV2 - where they still play videos. Occasionally.

[DonTheTrucker]

Why couldn't this kid have stabbed Sliwa instead?

[Mobo]

You mean like TVLand2 where they show the stuff Nick at Nite used to show before it became Cosby and Family Matters and TV Land used to show before it became yet another reality show channel?

yup, and like Boomerang that shows the original Cartoon Network stuff, and of course the fodder for many a comedian, MTV2.

[CousinDave]

Middletown is upstate, NY?

[crippledalbino]

do it and never look back....


teddy bear goes to the hack with a reference to looking backwards during sex.

Pssst. Mobo...
If you're 'looking back', it means you're the fuckee, and therefore probably doing it wrong.

[Stig]

yup, and like Boomerang that shows the original Cartoon Network stuff, and of course the fodder for many a comedian, Airline Peanuts.

Fixed for brick wall hackery.

[LiddyRules]

Hey, CrippleTrivia time: Did you know that MTV and VH1 used to play music videos?

There's always MTV hits. Sometimes late at night I'll put that on mute to see if there's anything worth jacking to. More often than not, there isn't. Usually it's dudes. But that's where I saw the Katharine McPhee "Over It"/"Love Story," Rhianna "Disturbia," and Hilary Duff "Reach Out" videos so it serves its function some times.

[Stig]

Pssst. Mobo...
If you're 'looking back', it means you're the fuckee, and therefore probably doing it wrong.

Or right. Oh, so right.
No homobo.

[CousinDave]

Hey, CrippleTrivia time: Did you know that MTV and VH1 used to play music videos?


Do you mean like during Beavis & Butt-Head, clips of these things you call "music videos" would play and Beavis & Butt-Head would comment on them.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hey, CrippleTrivia time: Did you know that MTV and VH1 used to play music videos?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41iBT0RluzL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
Middletown is upstate, NY?
Kind of...it's outside of NYC proper, so technically that's "upstate"
Pssst. Mobo...
If you're 'looking back', it means you're the fuckee, and therefore probably doing it wrong.Or he could be doing the reverse piledriver

[Mobo]

Pssst. Mobo...
If you're 'looking back', it means you're the fuckee, and therefore probably doing it wrong.

WE HAVE A WINNAH!

http://www.stlmedia.net/pix/photo-tbearlarge.jpg

Here ya go, son. Now beat it, you're scaring all my customers away.

[LiddyRules]

Do you mean like during Beavis & Butt-Head, clips of these things you call "music videos" would play and Beavis & Butt-Head would comment on them. Sometimes Beavis and Butt-head are on MTV2. That's a funny show.

[crippledalbino]

There's always MTV hits. Sometimes late at night I'll put that on mute to see if there's anything worth jacking to. More often than not, there isn't. Usually it's dudes. But that's where I saw the Katharine McPhee "Over It"/"Love Story," Rhianna "Disturbia," and Hilary Duff "Reach Out" videos so it serves its function some times.
There was a George Michael song that featured models on a runway that used to be prime batch material for me.
That's right folks, I jacked it to a George Michael song numerous times.
Or right. Oh, so right.
No homobo.

Homobo is officially the greatest word that ever existed in the English language.

[LiddyRules]

WE HAVE A WINNAH!

http://www.stlmedia.net/pix/photo-tbearlarge.jpg

Here ya go, son. Now beat it, you're scaring all my customers away.

If Dilemma had that on her bed, I would definitely make an attempt to hit it.

[crippledalbino]

WE HAVE A WINNAH!

http://www.stlmedia.net/pix/photo-tbearlarge.jpg

Here ya go, son. Now beat it, you're scaring all my customers away.

I can see you get your kid only the best toys, you fucking chizzler.

[DonTheTrucker]

Middletown is upstate, NY?

Anything north of Yonkers is considered upstate.

[CousinDave]

That's right folks, I jacked it to a George Michael song numerous times.


You can do that? or weren't you crippled back then?

[CousinDave]

is that Mr Burns teddy bear from the Simpsons, was that bear named Bobo?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

There was a George Michael song that featured models on a runway that used to be prime batch material for me.
That's right folks, I jacked it to a George Michael song numerous times.

Wonderful. I've jerked off to the same video as Crip. :arrrh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV5j_85FJ5s

[Mobo]

You can do that? or weren't you crippled back then?

hell, he wasn't even an albino then.....it's a long story.

[crippledalbino]

You can do that? or weren't you crippled back then?

No, the crippling came much later in life after I mouthed off to the wrong wackbagger and learned my lesson.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

is that Mr Burns teddy bear from the Simpsons, was that bear named Bobo?

Yes it was...good rememberin' :clap:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosebud_(The_Simpsons)#Plot

[crippledalbino]

Shit. I've jerked off to the same video as Crip. :arrrh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV5j_85FJ5s

Yeah, and we could have had a great time of it too if you would have just stopped slapping my hand away.

[DonTheTrucker]

No wonder no one is answering my ad to sell this stupid computer besides Nigerians. They're all afraid.

[LiddyRules]

Shit. I've jerked off to the same video as Crip. :arrrh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV5j_85FJ5s

So it wasn't the video for Faith. Damn it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JStfziF4duQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMb9Gok2C2Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFgvpxKCrJA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zdhHLvT7k

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Yeah, and we could have had a great time of it too if you would have just stopped slapping my hand away.

No lube = no touch! Them's the rules!!!

[CousinDave]

Wonderful. I've jerked off to the same video as Crip. :arrrh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV5j_85FJ5s



You sure it wasn't this one

T0z2TWkwD6M

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Erotic Mummification

http://www.bondage7.com/preview/UIK/B7UIK072b.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

How could a shock jock get suckered into a stabbing by a 16 year old girl? Ant has enough guns to defend himself.

[CousinDave]

No, the crippling came much later in life after I mouthed off to the wrong wackbagger and learned my lesson.


I always figured that Liddy Rules had a violent streak.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Scott Ian rules. Goatee and all

http://www.kulick.net/fantasyblog/LA07/ScottIan.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

So it wasn't the video for Faith. Damn it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JStfziF4duQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMb9Gok2C2Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFgvpxKCrJA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zdhHLvT7k

God i'd stab my mother for a chance to jerk off within 10 feet of Katharine McPhee.

[CousinDave]

Scott Ian rules. Goatee and all

http://www.kulick.net/fantasyblog/LA07/ScottIan.jpg


Imagine if he were to shave it off on MTV and then like 15 years later start growing it back

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I've always felt that Anthrax was a majorly underrated band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us_IxW5LcvY

[Mobo]

Image in if were to shave it off on MTV and then like 15 years later start growing it back

Image in there's no Heaven. It's easy if you try.

[DonTheTrucker]

Image in there's no Heaven. It's easy if you try.

Until you get shot in the back of the head by a stalker.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Yeah, Rosie's show imploded in an instant...it was so bad it's almost like they wanted to take it off during a commercial break

I have heard of Alice...but never watched it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Image in there's no Heaven. It's easy if you try.

I always felt that Imagine should have won the Most Offensive Song Contest (http://www.spreadtheonavirus.com/classicona/O&A%20Bits/Most%20Offensive%20Song%20Contest/). Although, you truly cannot go wrong with Kamp Koncentration or Thank Heavens

[DonTheTrucker]

"this is for the older listeners"


Oh no. I remember that show. :(

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://media.charlotteobserver.com/smedia/2009/03/25/07/77-bertinelliswimsuit.embedded.prod_affiliate.138.jpg

Valerie Bertinelli is pretty hot, not gonna lie.

[LiddyRules]

I always felt that Imagine should have won the Most Offensive Song Contest (http://www.spreadtheonavirus.com/classicona/O&A%20Bits/Most%20Offensive%20Song%20Contest/). Although, you truly cannot go wrong with Kamp Koncentration or Thank Heavens There was a verse in the KKK song that was just the word ****** repeated over and over.

[CousinDave]

http://media.charlotteobserver.com/smedia/2009/03/25/07/77-bertinelliswimsuit.embedded.prod_affiliate.138.jpg

Valerie Bertinelli is pretty hot, not gonna lie.


For 48, she is beyond hot - probably better than 80% of the 28 year olds out there

Although I'm sure there is a lot of touch ups to that photo.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Opie, you're married...the bag shouldn't be as heavy. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah. I'm the idiot for saying that people get their news from Stewart and Colbert. Yep, I'm a regular dummy.

Of course now that someone with a microphone says it, no one will disagree.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Yeah. I'm the idiot for saying that people get their news from Stewart and Colbert. Yep, I'm a regular dummy.

Of course now that someone with a microphone says it, no one will disagree.Nor say that you have ever held the same stance.

[LiddyRules]

Yeah. I'm the idiot for saying that people get their news from Stewart and Colbert. Yep, I'm a regular dummy. No one ever disagreed with you about that. They just disagreed when you called Stewart/Colbert Soviet spies.

[DonTheTrucker]

Opie, you're married...the bag shouldn't be as heavy. :action-sm

That's mean! Have you ever seen her? She's a buck twenty tops.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

That's mean! Have you ever seen her? She's a buck twenty tops.
:haha7:

I was making a jerking off joke. :rolleyes:

[Mobo]

No one ever disagreed with you about that. They just disagreed when you called Stewart/Colbert Soviet spies.

I disagree with everything that Don says....not because I'm more informed or have a different opinion....it just seems like the right thing to do.

[DonTheTrucker]

No one ever disagreed with you about that. They just disagreed when you called Stewart/Colbert Soviet spies.

Oh there was plenty of disagreement. The usual suspects. At least the ones that haven't gotten themselves banned.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

No one ever disagreed with you about that. They just disagreed when you called Stewart/Colbert Soviet spies.

http://www.mchenrycountyblog.com/uploaded_images/Spy-vs-Spy-without-bombs-775525.jpg

which one's Stewart, which one's Colbert?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

bad news Jim...the French who are rioting are euphemistically called "youths." It's much like not talking about crimes here where they don't tell you anything about the "suspect"...they are mostly Muslim males, age 15-28

[DonTheTrucker]

:haha7:

I was making a jerking off joke. :rolleyes:

I thought it was "you have a wife to beat, the heavy bag shouldn't be a challenge anymore" joke. Silly me.

[DonTheTrucker]

bad news Jim...the French who are rioting are euphemistically called "youths." It's much like not talking about racial crimes here...they are mostly Muslim males, age 15-28

Yeah and the unions are putting them up to it. Hardly the way to "get things done". But then again, the corporations are the enemy of the proletariat, right?

Kidnap Barney Frank and see what kind of reaction it gets.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I like the guitar & drums...singing sounds like DVDA. That is Matt & Trey's band name, right? "whaa"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iOFiKdakN0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beuqGdeBNp8

[DonTheTrucker]

This band would have been huge if they had fired the singer.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

This band wild have been huge if they had fired the singer.

:haha7:


Review of "Anvil! The Story of Anvil!" (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/movies/18ande.html)

Rotten Tomatoes for "Anvil! The Story of Anvil!" (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/anvil_the_story_of_anvil/)

http://cssstudios.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/lips_robb_anvil.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

I REALLY wanna see this movie. I hope its available in the usual places. God knows it won't be in a theater here.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I can answer that in one word. Two words. I can answer that in three words.

"We haven't got a good manager."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I REALLY wanna see this movie. I hope its available in the usual places. God knows it won't be in a theater here.

http://anvilmovie.com/

although the entire thing is Flash based...

New York City area (http://www.movietickets.com/house_detail.asp?house_id=7114)

Chicago area (http://www.musicboxtheatre.com/showtimes/index.html)

Philly area (https://tickets.landmarktheatres.com/Landmark.aspx?TheatreID=274)

DC area (https://tickets.landmarktheatres.com/Landmark.aspx?TheatreID=264)

Bawldymore area (http://www.thecharles.com/)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fuck Hillary for saying that the drug violence & corruption in Mexico is because of "the insatiable American desire for illicit drugs"