Opie and Anthony Listening Thread 03/27/2009 - Fridee!

[bokeatong]

I always wanted to start the listening thread. Now that I have, I have nothing left to live for.

[LiddyRules]

You're supposed to start it at 5 am. An hour before the show. That's the rule. I was planning on starting it. You ruined my streak. You forced me to have a hat trick rather than a quadrophenia. Here's Tom Waits to start off today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYJZY_wWOz0

[Redding]

you want a listening thread now? its 5 in the morning....
heading into nyc now should be at the studio around 6

[bokeatong]

You're supposed to start it at 5 am. An hour before the show. That's the rule. I was planning on starting it. You ruined my streak. You forced me to have a hat trick rather than a quadrophenia. Here's Tom Waits to start off today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYJZY_wWOz0

Damn... I'm an ass... Sorry I didn't know.

[Cherry Pie]

i cant wait for summer

http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu64/jojobugWB/5.jpg

[kloraferm]

http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu64/jojobugWB/5.jpg
Nice! :icon_mrgr

[bokeatong]

i cant wait for summer

http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu64/jojobugWB/5.jpg

My laptop just rose about 6 inches.

[Petra]

Morgen. So, looks like the XM online isn't working. :( Now I have to listen to my colleague go on about his shaved balls.

[English Gent]

Mornin', septic twats.

[AtlantaHardcore]

http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu64/jojobugWB/5.jpg

Why do I keep holding on to the nonexistent hope that it's a dude? It never is. :(

[PartyRock24]

morning all

[mikepop]

Morning all,opening to old bit...hmmm.

[Bluestreak]

Mornin!

[Jame_gumb]

morning cherry

[Cherry Pie]

Why do I keep holding on to the nonexistent hope that it's a dude? It never is. :(

awwww i sorry

[PartyRock24]

liked the picture Cherry

[Cherry Pie]

liked the picture Cherry

party rawkkkkkkk whats up buuday

[Bluestreak]

ah fuck. My paid sub to XMRO is my only source... Oh well, I'll just hop on Paltalk. Oh right. FUCK YOU MEL.

[bokeatong]

This is the only fist logo i respect.

http://blog.writch.com/gonzo-logo_opt.jpg

[Bobobie]

We should start a "Not Listening Thread", for XM Online listeners.

[English Gent]

I take it that I'm not the only one whose XMRO is fucked this morning, then?

[bokeatong]

We should start a "Not Listening Thread", for XM Online listeners.

Sign up for a 3 day trial on sirius online. That's what i do.

[Pearce]

Of course XMRO doesn't work. This is why you got taken over, idiots, maybe if people could hear your shit it'd be XM Sirius.

[west milly tom]

Morning gentlemen

[Cherry Pie]

wonder what they are sayin

[Bluestreak]

Opie's angry about something, Anthony's falling down drunk, and Jimmy's getting shat upon by a tranny.

[Rebel Yell]

Sign up for a 3 day trial on sirius online. That's what i do. Euricka! (or however it's spelled) thanks:icon_eek:

[English Gent]

Sign up for a 3 day trial on sirius online. That's what i do.

Me too. It's ridiculous the amount of problems there have been with XMRO of late.

[umo]

XM Online sucks gorilla cock.

[umo]

80% of OnA listeners hear the show for free via the online 3 day trial. When the online connection goes tits up, the listening thread dwindles down to nothing.

[bokeatong]

I wonder how many baggers are on their way/already in the studio.

[west milly tom]

They sound dreadful about the move.

[transit grinder]

Guess I better get used to using the Sirius online player instead of the XM one.

[bokeatong]

What? Ronnie B deserves the utmost respect. Sirius stinks.

[Bluestreak]

and the streaming Sirius player won't work in Firefox? Anyone else having that issue?

[west milly tom]

What just got dumped? Damn I hate that.

Kennys hair starts forest fires.

[bokeatong]

and the streaming Sirius player won't work in Firefox? Anyone else having that issue?

I'm using it with firefox right now.

[English Gent]

and the streaming Sirius player won't work in Firefox? Anyone else having that issue?

I'm using it in firefox.

[BeerBelly]

obama wil fix it

[Cherry Pie]

and the streaming Sirius player won't work in Firefox? Anyone else having that issue?

yeah works fine on IE

[Saikotic]

80% of OnA listeners hear the show for free via the online 3 day trial. When the online connection goes tits up, the listening thread dwindles down to nothing.

Where do you get these stats and facts that you like to toss about?

Hello channel 197 listeners :(

[Saikotic]

and the streaming Sirius player won't work in Firefox? Anyone else having that issue?

It works in Firefox like previously stated. If you think you need IE, simply get the IE Tab add on for firefox.

[Steam]

Me too. It's ridiculous the amount of problems there have been with XMRO of late.

No shit. To top it off, even when it is working its fucking shit quality.

Makes you kind of proud to have given those assholes money for so long.

[Saikotic]

i cant wait for summer

http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu64/jojobugWB/5.jpg

Summer sucks, but that's your best wrestler avatar yet

[Steam]

Where do you get these stats and facts that you like to toss about?

Hello channel 197 listeners :(

He has a direct line with Mel and also Allen Sniffen.

[transit grinder]

obama wil fix it

Make more Obama jokes please.

[Saikotic]

Allen Sniffen has got to be one of the worst names.

[Cherry Pie]

and im in

[RJBPoconos]

anyone that's having probs with firefox, try installing the latest Microsoft Media Player components for mozilla. Worked for me, old plugin wasn't working with Sirius.

RJB

[Pearce]

Steve's girl
http://www.freewebs.com/musclesorority/mspic4.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/musclesorority/DSC_3295-1.jpg

I guess if that works for ya.....

[Saikotic]

ew

[bokeatong]

Steve's girl
http://www.freewebs.com/musclesorority/mspic4.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/musclesorority/DSC_3295-1.jpg

I guess if that works for ya.....

I'd hit it.

[AtlantaHardcore]

Steve's girl
http://www.freewebs.com/musclesorority/mspic4.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/musclesorority/DSC_3295-1.jpg

I guess if that works for ya.....

It's either that or one of these.

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff210/jukeboxjim/female-weightlifter.jpg
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee187/femusclevision/STRONG%20IMPRESSIONS/powersquat.jpg

[Bluestreak]

I'm using it with firefox right now.

ok -- What's the damn Plugin that the Sirius player is trying to install? FF3 can't install it.

[Saikotic]

Deadly creatures you'll never see coming (I love Cracked.com)
http://www.cracked.com/article_17173_7-terrifying-creatures-youll-never-see-coming.html

[bokeatong]

ok -- What's the damn Plugin that the Sirius player is trying to install? FF3 can't install it.

Not quite sure man, I've never had to install plugins for it, it just worked for me.

[Cherry Pie]

hate southern cali

[dlang]

Steve's girl
http://www.freewebs.com/musclesorority/mspic4.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/musclesorority/DSC_3295-1.jpg

I guess if that works for ya.....

I wonder how long the strap-on that she uses on Steve is. IMPROVE!

[west milly tom]

Philly dosent even come close to ny metro area in the sandwich department. You can't get a get a better sandwich/bagel than Hoboken

[RJBPoconos]

ok -- What's the damn Plugin that the Sirius player is trying to install? FF3 can't install it.

Try this

http://forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?t=206213

RJB

[Saikotic]

HAHAHHAHA Watch some little princess throw a fucking tantrum. She demanded to be taken to jail when she was pulled over. The cops obliged her drunken ass and then she threw a fit. Hilarious.

http://www.trutv.com/video/most-daring/asking-for-it.html?link=truTVshlk

[AtlantaHardcore]

HAHAHHAHA Watch some little princess throw a fucking tantrum. She demanded to be taken to jail when she was pulled over. The cops obliged her drunken ass and then she threw a fit. Hilarious.

http://www.trutv.com/video/most-daring/asking-for-it.html?link=truTVshlk

I've never seen a better candidate for a gang-****.

[Pearce]

Philly dosent even come close to ny metro area in the sandwich department. You can't get a get a better sandwich/bagel than Hoboken

Of course you can't. There's an entire world where 6 billion people exist, but the place you know in Hoboken is better than everywhere.

Fucking people.

[Saikotic]

anyone got that video?

[Saikotic]

Of course you can't. There's an entire world where 6 billion people exist, but the place you know in Hoboken is better than everywhere.

Fucking people.

:clap:

[west milly tom]

I have to see this.

[English Gent]

anyone got that video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxKhDLaERZo

[dlang]

Reminds me of highschool at the VFW. This kid locked his knees while we stood in wool uniforms. He played the trombone and it was 90 degrees outside. He fell back like a cow with swiss-cheese brain. Then, 5 minutes later, another dolt follows his lead.

[Saikotic]

Hey, Loki:

A CANNIBAL mum axed a friend to death, cooked her body and ate the meat — while the killer’s young son looked on.

Olesya Mostovschikova, 27, told police she rowed with Tatiana Romanchuk, 32, during a booze-up.

Officer Oleg Lobach said Olesya calmly told cops: “I took the axe and hit her a number of times on her head.

“Then I cut off her ears, gouged out one eye, cut off an arm and a hand. I then cooked the parts in the oven.”

Another friend, who is being treated as a witness, claims that she was forced to eat the flesh.

Cops say Olesya’s son, seven, witnessed the murder and the cooking. He is now in care.

Locals at Irkutsk, in Siberia, Russia, found Tatiana’s legs in a rubbish bin.

[Redding]

at the studio...updates coming

[Saikotic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxKhDLaERZo

Any college.... any college. HAHAHAH

Freaky how her eyes stay open.

[bokeatong]

No Mobo or Crippledalbino this mornin'? I miss their hurtful post. :(

[Cherry Pie]

No Mobo or Crippledalbino this mornin'? I miss their hurtful post. :(

shut up you sack of festered opossum vaginae :action-sm

[English Gent]

Hey, Loki:

That actually made me fill-up a little.

[dlang]

...twisted testes? Shit, now I feel sick thinking about it.

[bokeatong]

shut up you sack of festered opossum vaginae :action-sm

Like a breath of fresh air.

[VilleDick]

Morning, stupid ass xm online is being gay

[Stig]

Oh good. We're getting some David and Bobo later. Probably some Patty as an added bonus.
FUCK OFF, OPIE! FUCK OFF AND DIE!

[Pearce]

I dunno if this is NSFW since it's medical, so I'll let it go and see what happens.
http://z.about.com/d/p/440/e/f/7184.jpg

[Cherry Pie]

hiiiiii stiggy and pearce

[bokeatong]

I dunno if this is NSFW since it's medical, so I'll let it go and see what happens.
http://z.about.com/d/p/440/e/f/7184.jpg

There you go AtlantaHardcore.

[Stig]

hiiiiii stiggy and pearce

Good morning, miss. :action-sm

[AtlantaHardcore]

There you go AtlantaHardcore.

Thanks. :action-sm

[Bluestreak]

Oh good. We're getting some David and Bobo later. Probably some Patty as an added bonus.
FUCK OFF, OPIE! FUCK OFF AND DIE!

:D
Now I'm glad XMRO doesn't work.

off to the salt mines I go!

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Is stupid faggot XM online screwed up AGAIN.......

[VilleDick]

Chris Jericho fucking rules...just sayin'

TMZ.com cameras
caught up with Chris Jericho this week, who had some choice words for President Barack Obama. When asked, "You're a wrestler, so do you think you have better abs than Barack Obama?", Jericho responded, "As of right now I have better abs ... but pretty soon he's gonna take 65% of my abs away from me and give 'em to somebody else."

[bokeatong]

Is stupid faggot XM online screwed up AGAIN.......

Go back a page and read.

[Stig]

They really have nothing today, huh?

[Saikotic]

Have another cute story

SAFFORD, Ariz. — Savana Redding still remembers the clothes she had on — black stretch pants with butterfly patches and a pink T-shirt — the day school officials here forced her to strip six years ago. She was 13 and in eighth grade.

An assistant principal, enforcing the school’s antidrug policies, suspected her of having brought prescription-strength ibuprofen pills to school. One of the pills is as strong as two Advils.

Ms. Redding, an honors student, had no pills. But she had a furious mother and a lawyer, and now her case has reached the Supreme Court, which will hear arguments on April 21.


http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/24/us/24savana_190.jpg

[Cherry Pie]

bAH im around hot teens all the time

[dlang]

http://www.jj.am

Legal pics similar. BET YA CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE!

[dlang]

They really have nothing today, huh?
They're just the opening act for the David and Bobo show... with Stalker Patti and featuring Pat from Moonachie.

[Saikotic]

The girl is "Megan Kanka" the namesake of Megan's Law. Wow.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

It was equal parts statement, bitching, and question. I know it's messed up as evidenced by it not playing on my computer.

XMRO sucks a bag of dicks.

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

I got that twisted testicle thing once. It sucked. It felt like you had been kicked in the balls, but it lasted for a couple of days. Kinda the same feeling I get in the last 2 hours of a friday show.

[Cherry Pie]

moboooooooooooooooo

[Mobo]

moboooooooooooooooo

good morning, ma'am.

[Vyce]

Holy shit, is that Ron's kid?

[dlang]

He has his niece in town, right?

[Mobo]

Holy shit, is that Ron's kid?

I believe his kids are older....he was talking on the show yesterday about having relatives in town.

[Cherry Pie]

this sucks ass i may be punchin out of the show inless you all beg me to stay

[bokeatong]

As long as I've been listening to Ron and Fez(which is about 2 years) Ronnie hasn't mentioned his kids. If he did I missed it. If I were as famous as him I don't think I would mention them either... Lots of creeps out there.

[JasonDelaney]

this Sirius player is shitty. wow I can listen just in time to hear this round of same exact commercials we get every 20 minutes.

[bokeatong]

I'd say it was a conspiracy that XM is having problems, so that people will cancel their XM subs and go with Sirius. But, the XM problems has been happening since way before the merger.

[Mobo]

As long as I've been listening to Ron and Fez(which is about 2 years) Ronnie hasn't mentioned his kids. If he did I missed it. If I were as famous as him I don't think I would mention them either... Lots of creeps out there.

yeah, I haven't heard a Kenny Allen call in the last couple a years.

http://ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=3032

[Danesy]

Morning Everyone!

Mobo... the Woot off continues :p

[Vyce]

"That's a big hit on the show lately."

No, Opie, it isn't.

Oh wait, you mean, "A big hit with O&A themselves, not the fans."

BTW, someone clue me in on the Bobo gimmick. This guy's just legit retarded, right?

[Mobo]

Morning Everyone!

Mobo... the Woot off continues :p

good....I feel a tap out coming on.....Opie CAN NOT stop trying to find a way to work David and Bobo into this fucking show.

[Cherry Pie]

haterz i love MY bobo!

[Redding]

jeffrey ross just joined the show....also here patti pat from moonachie and....twitchels

[Stig]

haterz i love MY bobo!

I hope he gets hit by a bus.

[Stig]

jeffrey ross just joined the show....also here patti pat from moonachie and....twitchels

I may have to flush my radio, NOT buy a Sirius, and fuck my mother.

[Saikotic]

Bobo LOOKS normal, that's the weird thing. I think he was fondled by Steve C as a young hairless lad.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Online stream not working?!?

[Mobo]

jeffrey ross just joined the show....also here patti pat from moonachie and....twitchels

I'm loving Redding's "Just after you hear it" updates!

Twitchels was on one of Howard's spin-off shows yesterday.

[Danesy]

good....I feel a tap out coming on.....Opie CAN NOT stop trying to find a way to work David and Bobo into this fucking show.

I am not even listening ... mourning the loss of my Duke Blue Devils.

:icon_cry:

[Mobo]

i am not even listening ... Mourning the loss of my duke blue devils.

:icon_cry:

what?!?!? Someone lost a sporting event?!?!? How are you keeping it together?!?!?!?!

[Danesy]

This is the 3rd time I have seen those damn MyVu glasses on Woot ... Ugh.

[Danesy]

what?!?!? Someone lost a sporting event?!?!? How are you keeping it together?!?!?!?!

It's difficult, but I am. And it doesn't help that my boss called me from the road just now to remind me that Duke sucks.

Fuck you and the Big East asshole ... I fucking haaaaaaate Villanova.

[Bluestreak]

twichells? Fucking Christ. I'm glad I can't listen.

[Stig]

I am not even listening ... mourning the loss of my Duke Blue Devils.

:icon_cry:

That's terrible, I'm sorry. How did your entire team die?

[bokeatong]

I am not even listening ... mourning the loss of my Duke Blue Devils.

:icon_cry:

I'm glad they lost, I had Villanova on my bracket :)

[Danesy]

That's terrible, I'm sorry. How did your entire team die?

An onslaught by a fucking over-rated Big East team.

I'm glad they lost, I had Villanova on my bracket :)

Well, they are done after this ... I hope Pitt beats them senseless. I have Pitt winning it all.

[bokeatong]

Well, they are done after this ... I hope Pitt beats them senseless. I have Pitt winning it all.

I have Louisville going all the way... Everyone else who is in on the bracket challenge I'm running either has Syracuse or Michegan ST going to the final.

[Mobo]

An onslaught by a fucking over-rated Big East team.

So overrated that they handily beat your shitty Duke team? You're right that is overrated. Does that mean that the most overrated team will win the whole thing? I don't know these things, I'm just asking.

[CousinDave]

I would watch The Biggest Loser if Pat was on

[Stig]

So overrated that they handily beat your shitty Duke team? You're right that is overrated. Does that mean that the most overrated team will win the whole thing? I don't know these things, I'm just asking.

Sports are gay.

[bokeatong]

I've seen every season of The Biggest Loser. Its a cry fest. You think Pat would cry?

[CousinDave]

autographed photo of Big Kev - that would kick ass to win

[Mobo]

I would watch The Biggest Loser if Pat was on

X2
However, I watch it anyway.

Sports are gay.
well put, sir. How was Monday Night Raw?

[Stig]

X2
However, I watch it anyway.


well put, sir. How was Monday Night Raw?

Pretty gay. In a sports entertainment kind of way.
I think I'm over wrestling.

[CousinDave]

well put, sir. How was Monday Night Raw?


'rasslin isn't a sport, its entertainment

[Saikotic]

punching out.

[Mobo]

Pretty gay. In a sports entertainment kind of way.
I think I'm over wrestling.

welcome to adulthood, sir.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning shitdicks.

[English Gent]

College sports are gay.

Fixed for accuracy.

[Mobo]

punching out.

Must......ride.....it.......out.....

crash.....landing.....imminent....

[Saikotic]

I've seen every season of The Biggest Loser. Its a cry fest. You think Pat would cry?

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2110898/veggies-main_Full.jpg

[Mobo]

Redding update:
The boys are wanting to play Let's Make A Deal. They are talking into microphones.

[Stig]

punching out.

I punched out a few minutes ago. My parachute is already open.

welcome to adulthood, sir.

Thanks. Wow. This is cool!

Fixed for accuracy.

I'm sticking with ALL sports.

[Mobo]

Thanks. Wow. This is cool!

Sure is....aaaaand here's your pubes.....make sure you leave your hopes and dreams with the receptionist on the way out....

[bokeatong]

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2110898/veggies-main_Full.jpg

:rotf:

[Mobo]

I haven't felt this bad for Jeff Ross since I first saw his chin.

[DonTheTrucker]

Pat is on fire. And I mean in a Michael Jordan sort of way, and not in a Buddhist monk protester sort of way.

[Stig]

Sure is....aaaaand here's your pubes.....make sure you leave your hopes and dreams with the receptionist on the way out....

I sold those - very cheaply, in fact - YEARS ago.

[Mobo]

Pat is on fire. And I mean in a Michael Jordan sort of way, and not in a Buddhist monk protester sort of way.

more like in a flash paper kind of way.

WOOF! gone.

[Mobo]

I sold those - very cheaply, in fact - YEARS ago.

held onto those Chuck Taylor's though, didn'tcha? C'mon...hand 'em over.

[Pearce]

They kept this stuff in their office? This sounds like stuff I could find in my neighbor's garbage.

[DonTheTrucker]

Joey Alone. Lulz.

[Mobo]

OK. I'm done. tap tap.

[Danesy]

And it's official, they disabled streaming at work.

FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

They kept this stuff in their office? This sounds like stuff I could find in my neighbor's garbage.

Earl has all the good stuff.

[Cherry Pie]

chuck taylor

awful waffle!

[DonTheTrucker]

And it's official, they disabled streaming at work.

FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

XM app for BlackBerry?

[dlang]

Is Sirius now down for anyone else? I can't get their page to show up. Today stinks and I don't like it.

[Danesy]

XM app for BlackBerry?

I don't even know if they have one... if they do let me know how to get it , etc.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Mornin' peoples

[bokeatong]

Is Sirius now down for anyone else? I can't get their page to show up. Today stinks and I don't like it.

Still working here. Try closing down Firefox/IE or whatever you use, then start it back up.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

And it's official, they disabled streaming at work.

FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

that blows. Right now I can stream AOL Radio online, but XMRO isn't working :mad4:

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't even know if they have one... if they do let me know how to get it , etc.

It used to be on the BlackBerry app download page under the music section or something like that. There is a fee but its about the same as Sirius is charging for streaming anyway. They only offer about 20 channels but 202 is one of them. And there is a free 14 day trial.

[Pearce]

I can't believe anyone drinks water from the tap. After seeing all the crud and shit inside the pipes, I can't imagine ingesting that stuff without vomiting profusely.

[Redding]

sam is setting up boxes for the lets make a deal bit. and pat is sauntering around with the wow helmet on

[DonTheTrucker]

I can't believe anyone drinks water from the tap. After seeing all the crud and shit inside the pipes, I can't imagine ingesting that stuff without vomiting profusely.

Most bottled water is tap water. :p

[Danesy]

Yet I can stream videos from z100.com ... odd.

[Pearce]

Most bottled water is tap water. :p

Out of sight, out of mind. For all I know it's straight from the fountain of youth. It's like that whole cliche of "You'll love the food in ____, just don't ask what it is."

[DonTheTrucker]

Out of sight, out of mind. For all I know it's straight from the fountain of youth. It's like that whole cliche of "You'll love the food in ____, just don't ask what it is."

The trick is to get brands that say "spring" water. Deer Park isn't tap water. Of the several brands that I haul, that's the only one that's not Allentown public water supply water.

[Stig]

sam is setting up boxes for the lets make a deal bit. and pat is sauntering around with the wow helmet on

I turned it off. Are they really coming back to that shit?

[Stig]

So is the self-updating page thing turned off now?

[krisko]

haha heeler!!!!

[Danesy]

It appears so Stiggy ....

I am still wondering how the FUCK I can stream videos but NOT XM.

[blowtorch]

does anyone else get totally fucking annoyed everytime Sam is on air and says anything considered smartass and the guys have to say how big of an asshole he is. EVERY FUCKING TIME. We all know he is "the biggest smartass on the show" by now. I have to change to recorded content anytime he is on now. I like Sam too, I just can't stand how they have to comment on the insanity of every word he says...god help us all

[Stig]

I have work to do, and this show sucks. Later, folks.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I have work to do, and this show sucks. Later, folks.

so you're saying it's a good thing that XMRO's down? "whaa"

[JasonDelaney]

Phone it in Fridays!

[DonTheTrucker]

I want to give a big wet kiss to whoever pulled the Princess Bride clips. Love that movie.

[Mobo]

does anyone else get totally fucking annoyed everytime Sam is on air and says anything considered smartass and the guys have to say how big of an asshole he is. EVERY FUCKING TIME. We all know he is "the biggest smartass on the show" by now. I have to change to recorded content anytime he is on now. I like Sam too, I just can't stand how they have to comment on the insanity of every word he says...god help us all

You've just been......BLOWTORCHED!

I'm liking the bit.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

So is the self-updating page thing turned off now?

yeah, the board would clutch up and freeze with the amount of traffic we were getting after the K-Rock debacle. It'll come back...eventually....I hope :idontknow

[Danesy]

so you're saying it's a good thing that XMRO's down? "whaa"

Perhaps they didn't block streaming ... maybe it's just XMRO.

Anyway, I am just watching videos ... I was going to put I Heart Radio on my BB but it's not available for the Storm yet.

[Pearce]

Ross: Every time I plug something on this show, tons of people show up.
Norton: And that's just 2 listeners.

I love James.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ross: Every time I plug something on this show, tons of people show up.
Norton: And that's just 2 listeners.

I love James.

That was a good line. Jive Talking Ass Kissing Jimmy is funny too.

[PartyRock24]

That was a good line. Jive Talking Ass Kissing Jimmy is funny too.

x2

Jimmy's the best

[blowtorch]

You've just been......BLOWTORCHED!

I'm liking the bit.

Im now "the faceless pseudo-fan that would never say it to their face" guy. I have listened for 4 years, and that is honestly the only complaint I have ever had. Well that and anytime Vos ever says anything, anytime, anywhere, and for whatever reason.....:D (he is funny on stage, we get it Vos)

[DonTheTrucker]

They're giving stuff away. I call dibs on Anthony's IR machine.

[krisko]

You've just been......BLOWTORCHED!

I'm liking the bit.
I hate blowtorch. Sam rules.

[English Gent]

Perhaps they didn't block streaming ... maybe it's just XMRO.

Anyway, I am just watching videos ... I was going to put I Heart Radio on my BB but it's not available for the Storm yet.

You do realize that XMRO isn't working for anybody today, right?

[DonTheTrucker]

x2

Jimmy's the best

Let's not go crazy now. He has been killing lately though.

[Danesy]

You do realize that XMRO isn't working for anybody today, right?

No, I didn't. How would I know that? No one told me that ... sorry, my psychic abilities failed me this time.

[Mobo]

Im now "the faceless pseudo-fan that would never say it to their face" guy. I have listened for 4 years, and that is honestly the only complaint I have ever had. Well that and anytime Vos ever says anything, anytime, anywhere, and for whatever reason.....:D (he is funny on stage, we get it Vos)

Hmmmmm....should'a stuck with the one post, and rode off, mysteriously, into the sunset...

[natureboyricfez]

I knew they were moving studios, but did not know it would be their last live show. Are they staying in the same time slot and having to tape the show prior because of Hoo Hoo or what?

[blowtorch]

I hate blowtorch. Sam rules.

I said that I liked Sam, just not how Ant always overly fake laughs and has to mention how big of a smart ass/douche he is. I think Sam is great tho.(throwing the Sam&Dave scissors up)

[JasonDelaney]

Are you looking to Sssspice thingsssup?

[Pearce]

I knew they were moving studios, but did not know it would be their last live show. Are they staying in the same time slot and having to tape the show prior because of Hoo Hoo or what?

That's what I've been hearing, unfortunately.

[DonTheTrucker]

.(throwing the Sam&Dave scissors up)

Hopefully they come back down and hit you in the eye.

[Bluestreak]

No, I didn't. How would I know that? No one told me that ... sorry, my psychic abilities failed me this time.

Read back 2 pages, you follower of an unfunny person that calls himself a "comic."

[krisko]

Im now "the faceless pseudo-fan that would never say it to their face" guy. I have listened for 4 years, and that is honestly the only complaint I have ever had. Well that and anytime Vos ever says anything, anytime, anywhere, and for whatever reason.....:D (he is funny on stage, we get it Vos)

:icon_eek:

I have 3 words for you sir, peanut butter hat.

[Mobo]

No, I didn't. How would I know that? No one told me that ... sorry, my psychic abilities failed me this time.

I have psychic ablilities....it's still completely untested, but I've seen it work a handful of times....it's called E.S.Pleasereadthroughtheeffingthreadbeforeposting.

[Danesy]

I have been listening to "Dead & Gone" by T.I. & Justin Timberlake on a loop today ... I love this fucking song.

[Bluestreak]

That's what I've been hearing, unfortunately.

Wait -- what?
They'll be on tape delay? What the fuck is that shit? Really?
Now I'm confused.

Mel Karmazin would fuck up a wet dream.

[Danesy]

Read back 2 pages, you follower of an unfunny person that calls himself a "comic."

I have psychic ablilities....it's still completely untested, but I've seen it work a handful of times....it's called E.S.Pleasereadthroughtheeffingthreadbeforeposting.

Ha... you guys are so funny. Thanks ... now go fuck yourselves.

[DonTheTrucker]

I knew they were moving studios, but did not know it would be their last live show. Are they staying in the same time slot and having to tape the show prior because of Hoo Hoo or what?

The show will be live. We won't be able to SEE it live. And before you get depressed, that also means no more boring fans being called into the studio. That's right, no more fawning over "crazy" 5's like they're something special.

[Bluestreak]

Ha... you guys are so funny. Thanks ... now go fuck yourselves.

If you say it a little slower, and LOUDER, someone might think you're funny.

[Mobo]

Ha... you guys are so funny. Thanks ... now go fuck yourselves.

Sorry, Danse, didn't mean to make fun....hey, I've been wondering, can you think of the shittiest song in the world? I've been looking to find something even worse than todays show, so I still have some appreciation for O&A. Any suggestions?

I have been listening to "Dead & Gone" by T.I. & Justin Timberlake on a loop today ... I love this fucking song.

ok....thanks.

[Pearce]

Wait -- what?
They'll be on tape delay? What the fuck is that shit? Really?
Now I'm confused.

Mel Karmazin would fuck up a wet dream.

Does it really matter? Steve already said he'd put up a list of that day's topics on foundry before the show starts so you can follow along and call in at the appropriate time if you want. The show will be okay, don't worry.

[krisko]

I knew they were moving studios, but did not know it would be their last live show. Are they staying in the same time slot and having to tape the show prior because of Hoo Hoo or what?
I heard they might be forced to do overnights, really weird times man.
I said that I liked Sam, just not how Ant always overly fake laughs and has to mention how big of a smart ass/douche he is. I think Sam is great tho.(throwing the Sam&Dave scissors up)

Alright, I don't hate you anymore then.

Both of you guys should sign the welcome thread:
http://www.wackbag.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5627410 (www.meatspin.com)


:rolleyes:

[bokeatong]

I said that I liked Sam, just not how Ant always overly fake laughs and has to mention how big of a smart ass/douche he is. I think Sam is great tho.(throwing the Sam&Dave scissors up)

So you like him, but, you don't like him. Make up your mind sir.

[samurai]

I said that I liked Sam, just not how Ant always overly fake laughs and has to mention how big of a smart ass/douche he is. I think Sam is great tho.(throwing the Sam&Dave scissors up)
And.... cue sad music.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nxZ80QwRbt4/SCcofNEroJI/AAAAAAAAA40/g3i-ROlFYwE/s400/s10019.jpg

[TheLittlerJimmy]

Dave is win.

[DonTheTrucker]

"you can't get those"

No. You can't. I sent a SASE with 5 stamps on it 6 months ago and never got any.

Free FM sent them in less than a week.

[HumpX]

online feed = tits-up


thank you very fucking much Mel......

[meanmarv]

Fuck XM and its sucky online FUCK STICK EMPLOYEES "check back later" check my ass later.

[blowtorch]

Hopefully they come back down and hit you in the eye.
This is literally my first 3 posts ever on any board and i have been told i should stop posting and some trucker wished blindness upon me. great group...(i bet someone else posts a vicious, yet witty reply.) It makes me reget posting not so nice things about ESD.

[bokeatong]

I'm outta here, you assholes have a good weekend.

[Mobo]

This is literally my first 3 posts ever on any board and i have been told i should stop posting and some trucker wished blindness upon me. great group...(i bet someone else posts a vicious, yet witty reply.) It makes me reget posting not so nice things about ESD.

Yeah! What is this? An Opie and Anthony message board?

(BTW, I didn't tell you that you should stop posting. I said it would be better if you didn't post.)

[Cherry Pie]

don not being nice?
wahhhhhhhhht?

[krisko]

This is literally my first 3 posts ever on any board and i have been told i should stop posting and some trucker wished blindness upon me. great group...(i bet someone else posts a vicious, yet witty reply.) It makes me reget posting not so nice things about ESD.

You're confusing.

[DonTheTrucker]

It makes me reget posting not so nice things about ESD.

Oh you'll be quite popular here doing that. Pretty sure I'm the only one that doesn't do that...

[samurai]

Hi Cherryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[DonTheTrucker]

don not being nice?
wahhhhhhhhht?

Yeah I know, right?


At least I don't accuse you of having a cock and balls anymore.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

This is literally my first 3 posts ever on any board and i have been told i should stop posting and some trucker wished blindness upon me. :haha7: :haha7: That's pretty much the reaction for EVERYONE'S first few (hundred) posts

I'm surprised Loki..err...EnglishGent hasn't told you to die in a cunt fire yet

[English Gent]

No, I didn't. How would I know that? No one told me that ... sorry, my psychic abilities failed me this time.

The next time that I get the urge to be helpful, I'll make sure to nip that thought in the bud and throw up a fucking meatspin link instead.

[Mobo]

:haha7: :haha7: That's pretty much the reaction for EVERYONE'S first few (hundred) posts

I'm surprised Loki..err...EnglishGent hasn't told you to die in a cunt fire yet

He doesn't know how lucky he is that Crip, Stig and Heeler aren't here.

[Probably Stoned]

I pray Twichels has A.I.D.S.

[samurai]

Now I know what was behind oscillating box number 2.

[Cherry Pie]

Yeah I know, right?


At least I don't accuse you of having a cock and balls anymore.

ah miss those times they were a hoooot

[DonTheTrucker]

ah miss those times they were a hoooot

I still don't get the womens wrestling obsession....

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, world.
Thought I'd stop in and contribute to a hopping listening thread while awesome radio is transpiring.

[crippledalbino]

I still don't get the womens wrestling obsession....

It's all the intrigue and intensity of wrestling without greased up man ass.

[English Gent]

I seriously want someone to set Twitchel's face on fire and kick him in the balls with a steel-capped boot, terminally annoying fuck that he is.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Now I know what was behind oscillating box number 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCiVXigrjjQ??

cause I can't hear, I'll just guess

[Cherry Pie]

I still don't get the wrestling obsession....

fixed i just have respect for the girls cuz they get shit on and im training my ass off in tonga kids gym

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I still don't get the womens wrestling obsession....

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h21/kahne_chick2006/mickie%20james/Mickie-James-0034.jpg

understand it now? ;)

[blowtorch]

:haha7: :haha7: That's pretty much the reaction for EVERYONE'S first few (hundred) posts

I'm surprised Loki..err...EnglishGent hasn't told you to die in a cunt fire yet

Oh well then, a cunt fire would be a good way to go tho. Thanks for letting me know what to expect, too. Shoulda known better.

[crippledalbino]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h21/kahne_chick2006/mickie%20james/Mickie-James-0034.jpg

understand it now? ;)

You could drive a bus through her cleavage.

[Danesy]

I like when Mobo makes fun of the music I listen to ...

Now it's Kelly Clarkson "My Life Would Suck Without You". I like her. :p

[samurai]

Good morning, world.
Thought I'd stop in and contribute to a hopping listening thread while awesome radio is transpiring.

http://rlv.zcache.com/dare_to_dream_spaghetti_shirt-p235525487988143340y2kp_400.jpg

[English Gent]

What is it with the show this week? It's been fucking terrible.

[crippledalbino]

Oh well then, a cunt fire would be a good way to go tho. Thanks for letting me know what to expect, too. Shoulda known better.

Oh, Hi.
Enjoying your stay here?
Contributing hilarious and insightful things, are you?

[SuperGolfer]

Bobo rules!

[Danesy]

Oh, Hi.
Enjoying your stay here?
Contributing hilarious and insightful things, are you?

And away we go ....

So glad I stuck around for this. Sit back and enjoy the hilarity folks.

Mobo, you're up. :D

[crippledalbino]

What is it with the show this week? It's been fucking terrible.

There are a few moments but they still haven't found their groove.

[Cherry Pie]

oh haiiiiiiiiii samuraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[crippledalbino]

And away we go ....

So glad I stuck around for this. Sit back and enjoy the hilarity folks.

Mobo, you're up. :D

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm happy new people are joining the thread. I think he could bring a lot to this fine messageboard.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oh well then, a cunt fire would be a good way to go tho. Thanks for letting me know what to expect, too. Shoulda known better.

It's fun here. Awful, but fun.:action-sm

[Pearce]

Here's Twitchels' next big gig

http://laughterbylou.com/screechadd_small.jpg

Working with Screech and 2 guys from a radio show that was fired a year ago. Things are looking good.

[samurai]

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm happy new people are joining the thread. I think he could bring a lot to this fine messageboard.

http://www.outhousegraffiti.com/cat01.jpg
Stay calm. Help is on the way.

[crippledalbino]

Here's Twitchels' next big gig

http://laughterbylou.com/screechadd_small.jpg

Working with Screech and 2 guys from a radio show that was fired a year ago. Things are looking good.

That's really fucking hilarious. How bad does your show business career suck when you're opening for Screech?

[blowtorch]

Oh, Hi.
Enjoying your stay here?
Contributing hilarious and insightful things, are you?
nothing as genius as ^.

[meanmarv]

Even XM contact by email does not work, the only thing that does not suck at XM are vacuum cleaners. This a load Mel

[Pearce]

nothing as genius as ^.

:popcorn:

[krisko]

I like when Mobo makes fun of the music I listen to ...

Now it's Kelly Clarkson "My Life Would Suck Without You". I like her. :p

Black Keys here, Twitchels is the worst person in the world.

[crippledalbino]

nothing as genius as ^.

Oh, I get it. You come in and act like a douche-bag because you want to fit in? So when someone says hello, you just act cunty because you think that's how humans interact with each other? Or are you really just that socially inept?

[Mobo]

sorry....I was smoking and silently praying for death....

Howdy, Crip.

[Stig]

Are they still doing that Let's Make A Deal bit?

[Danesy]

Black Keys here, Twitchels is the worst person in the world.

And now it's my Pink obsession. I fucking love her. I have every single song she's ever done on my Ipod. So it's a Pink marathon now.

:D

[Stig]

That's really fucking hilarious. How bad does your show business career suck when you're opening for Screech?

Wasn't that Ed McGonigal guy in the Funniest Listener contest?

[crippledalbino]

sorry....I was smoking and silently praying for death....

Howdy, Crip.

Morning, Mobo. This really is "Greatest Hits" Friday, isn't it? Holy shit. The show is just about unlistenable.

[Cherry Pie]

IS IT? ARE YA? AM I?


SEE now i fit in to

[Mobo]

And now it's my Pink obsession. I fucking love her. I have every single song she's ever done on my Ipod. So it's a Pink marathon now.

:D

holy christ. I don't think I want that tainted Ipod anymore.

[Danesy]

Oh, I get it. You come in and act like a douche-bag because you want to fit in? So when someone says hello, you just act cunty because you think that's how humans interact with each other? Or are you really just that socially inept?

I am going to guess the latter ....

sorry....I was smoking and silently praying for death....

Howdy, Crip.

I was silently praying for death too ... only I was at my desk while my boss was talking to me.

I will again when I go outside to smoke ...

[crippledalbino]

Wasn't that Ed McGonigal guy in the Funniest Listener contest?

Sorry, Stig, I tend not to remember the names of the contestants in the contests. Maybe I'm not a superfan after all. :(

[Pearce]

Are they still doing that Let's Make A Deal bit?

Big A and Twitchels reading the news

[vegasbob]

How the fuck did Twichels get back on the show? Is Club Soda with Yimmy?

Twichels is as bad as the Kik* Intern David(I cannot wait for his internship to be over)

[Mobo]

Morning, Mobo. This really is "Greatest Hits" Friday, isn't it? Holy shit. The show is just about unlistenable.

I agree...that's why I turned it off about an hour and a half ago.

[crippledalbino]

IS IT? ARE YA? AM I?


SEE now i fit in to

Stop.
Just stop.

[Stig]

Sorry, Stig, I tend not to remember the names of the contestants in the contests. Maybe I'm not a superfan after all. :(

The picture looked familiar.

[Pearce]

Wasn't that Ed McGonigal guy in the Funniest Listener contest?

Won their Car Crash Comedy thing in Philly, backed out like a faggot before the gig.

[samurai]

Wasn't that Ed McGonigal guy in the Funniest Listener contest?

Yeeeeeeeeeessss.

Thank you. I was trying to remember where I've heard that name.

[Mobo]

Won their Car Crash Comedy thing in Philly, backed out like a faggot.

Pearce is like Wackbag's own Prickapedia.

[Cherry Pie]

Stop.
Just stop. boo

[crippledalbino]

The picture looked familiar.

That's how it goes with pics you jack to.

[blowtorch]

Oh, I get it. You come in and act like a douche-bag because you want to fit in? So when someone says hello, you just act cunty because you think that's how humans interact with each other? Or are you really just that socially inept?
not at all...I came in with a question earlier and wanted a response. I was being very well behaved. and you came on trying to get a laugh by picking on the "new guy" and it didn't go as you wished it would, so you called me a cunt. now im bored. so whats next...more of this back and fourth shit?

[Pearce]

not at all...I came in with a question earlier and wanted a response. I was being very well behaved. and you came on trying to get a laugh by picking on the "new guy" and it didn't go as you wished it would, so you called me a cunt. now im bored. so whats next...more of this back and fourth shit?

I would prefer if you did some back and seventh.

[crippledalbino]

Pearce is like Wackbag's own Prickapedia.

Between him and zoal, they have everything that happened in the last two years memorized.

[Danesy]

holy christ. I don't think I want that tainted Ipod anymore.

I would restore it for you silly ... and Pink is very good.

[vegasbob]

Now that XM on my Blackburry just started working & this douche bag Twichels is back on the show. Where is CKS to beat the piss out of this ass?

[crippledalbino]

not at all...I came in with a question earlier and wanted a response. I was being very well behaved. and you came on trying to get a laugh by picking on the "new guy" and it didn't go as you wished it would, so you called me a cunt. now im bored. so whats next...more of this back and fourth shit?


No, let's do back and third, you misspelling douche.

And by 'picking on', you mean 'saying hello'? You're a little sensitive, aren't you?

[Mobo]

now im bored. so whats next...more of this back and fourth shit?

I prefer front and fifth, myself.



Cunt.

[samurai]

not at all...I came in with a question earlier and wanted a response. I was being very well behaved. and you came on trying to get a laugh by picking on the "new guy" and it didn't go as you wished it would, so you called me a cunt. now im bored. so whats next...more of this back and fourth shit?

Duck and cover kiddies.
http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/04/11.jpg

[Danesy]

No, let's do back and third, you misspelling douche.

:haha7:

I have no idea why "misspelling douche" has me laughing so hard ... but thanks for that.

[crippledalbino]

Now that XM on my Blackburry just started working & this douche bag Twichels is back on the show. Where is CKS to beat the piss out of this ass?

CKS=
Calvin Klein Sneakers?
Christmas King Soup?
Cauliflower Knight Sizzle?
Crap Klanmembers Seek?
"whaa"

[Mobo]

I would restore it for you silly ... and Pink is very good.

there's been so much Pink on that Ipod, that even if you restored it, it would still smell like cigarettes, body odor, and failure.

[Stig]

I would restore it for you silly ... and Pink is very good.

Really?
RLRLhV9U0kQ

[crippledalbino]

Duck and cover kiddies.
http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/04/11.jpg

Hm.
When I woke up this morning, I didn't INTEND to get the thread shut down...

[Stig]

there's been so much Pink on that Ipod, that even if you restored it, it would still smell like cigarettes, body odor, and failure.

You forgot sticky with dried booze.

[crippledalbino]

there's been so much Pink on that Ipod, that even if you restored it, it would still smell like cigarettes, body odor, and failure.

Boom. There it is. El Moborito is in rare form today.

[Mobo]

Hm.
When I woke up this morning, I didn't INTEND to get the thread shut down...

You NEVER mean to....it's just like erosion....it happens naturally over time.

[crippledalbino]

You NEVER mean to....it's just like erosion....it happens naturally over time.

Can I help it if I'm so sweet and cuddly and kind and caring and open and inclusive and excellent at making first impressions?

[blowtorch]

:haha7:

I have no idea why "misspelling douche" has me laughing so hard ... but thanks for that.
I really am an asshole for that....ewwww. I am ashamed. I have to leave now, wish me luck rolling my large retard tongue back into my mouth.

[Mobo]

Pandora been berry berry good to me.

[Mobo]

I really am an asshole for that....ewwww. I am ashamed. I have to leave now, wish me luck rolling my large retard tongue back into my mouth.

ahhh...the old "humbling yourself before the LT" post.....a step in the right direction, at least.

[krisko]

And now it's my Pink obsession. I fucking love her. I have every single song she's ever done on my Ipod. So it's a Pink marathon now.

:D

I'm going Black Keys marathon, then I'm thinking Stevie Ray into some Muse. I'll end with a Motown rock block in honor of funk friday and American Idol.

and the hits just keep on cominnnnn.........miss Dave Rabbit

[Cherry Pie]

ahhh...the old "humbling yourself before the LT" post.....a step in the right direction, at least.

we lose more and more LT ers that way

[Mobo]

I'm going Black Keys marathon, then I'm thinking Stevie Ray into some Muse. I'll end with a Motown rock block in honor of funk friday and American Idol.

and the hits just keep on cominnnnn.........miss Dave Rabbit

See, Danesy......good music.....some people listen to it.

[KNUCKLEUP]

hi.

[blowtorch]

thanks for the bashing. I feel at home finally. Fuck all the nice boards. Those should be called BOREDS instead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCK IT RONNIE B IN THE MOTHA FUCKA NOON TO 3

[crippledalbino]

ahhh...the old "humbling yourself before the LT" post.....a step in the right direction, at least.

Nope. The post was full of sarcasm, he's still trying to be darker and wittier than us. The retard line was meant to be hilarious, because retards have big tongues, get it? Stephen Lynch taught us that.

[KNUCKLEUP]

xmro isn't working *again* so i'm streaming for free online. i'm cancelling my sub, i'm sick of this.

[Cherry Pie]

thanks for the bashing. I feel at home finally. Fuck all the nice boards. Those should be called BOREDS instead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCK IT RONNIE B IN THE MOTHA FUCKA NOON TO 3

ewwww just ew

[Mobo]

hi.

good morning, ma'am.

thanks for the bashing. I feel at home finally. Fuck all the nice boards. Those should be called BOREDS instead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCK IT RONNIE B IN THE MOTHA FUCKA NOON TO 3

well, there ya go....you happy, everyone? He's been driven crazy. Now, who's going to make sure he gets home ok?

[crippledalbino]

hi.
Do you ever stop talking? :mad4:
thanks for the bashing. I feel at home finally. Fuck all the nice boards. Those should be called BOREDS instead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCK IT RONNIE B IN THE MOTHA FUCKA NOON TO 3

This guy is no drunken gay marine, but he pulled out of the tailspin at the end of this post. Getting better every time.

[crippledalbino]

xmro isn't working *again* so i'm streaming for free online. i'm cancelling my sub, i'm sick of this.

I thought you called them hoagies. "whaa"

[Stig]

See, Danesy......good music.....some people listen to it.

But not Krisko.



:action-sm

[Mobo]

Eagles of Death Metal....for the mutha....fuckin'.....win.

[Stig]

I thought you called them hoagies. "whaa"

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/BAHDUMTSH2.jpg

[samurai]

well, there ya go....you happy, everyone? He's been driven crazy. Now, who's going to make sure he gets home ok?

http://www.carbibles.com/watermark.php?text=TWO%20Magazine&image=images/knowyourenemy.jpg

[crippledalbino]

well, there ya go....you happy, everyone? He's been driven crazy. Now, who's going to make sure he gets home ok?

I'll take him. I'm parked right out front.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/fail-owned-handicap-fail.jpg

[Mobo]

But not Krisko.



:action-sm

of course not. SHE'S GOT BLACK COCKS IN HER EARS!!! RIGHT? RIGHT EVERYONE?!?!?

yak yak.

[Mobo]

http://www.carbibles.com/watermark.php?text=TWO%20Magazine&image=images/knowyourenemy.jpg

I'll take him. I'm parked right out front.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/fail-owned-handicap-fail.jpg

oh, those funny little cripples....they're like God's little twisty-spined angels.

[crippledalbino]

of course not. SHE'S GOT BLACK COCKS IN HER EARS!!! RIGHT? RIGHT EVERYONE?!?!?

yak yak.

http://www.rabbireport.com/archives/images2007/02/thingsa_that_ma/yaks.jpg

[Stig]

of course not. SHE'S GOT BLACK COCKS IN HER EARS!!! RIGHT? RIGHT EVERYONE?!?!?

yak yak.

Um. Hot? :icon_conf

[samurai]

of course not. SHE'S GOT BLACK COCKS IN HER EARS!!! RIGHT? RIGHT EVERYONE?!?!?

yak yak.

Here, I'll give you some.
http://www.yorku.ca/earmstro/journey/images/ribs1.gif

[CousinDave]

Bring on the David and Bobo show

[Mobo]

Here, I'll give you some.
http://www.legaljuice.com/butt%20crack%20keg%20beer%20dispenser%20container. jpg

You're disgusting....who would even drink out of that?

answer? I'd tap it.

HEY YO!

[Stig]

Bring on the David and Bobo show

Epic Fail show today. It's not often that I simply give up and turn off the show.

[krisko]

hi.
hi.
But not Krisko.



:action-sm
:icon_eek:
I'll throw in one Vandals song just for you. Fucko.

[Stig]

hi.

:icon_eek:
I'll throw in one Vandals song just for you. Fucko.

Thanks. Cunty McCunterson. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

You're disgusting....who would even drink out of that?

answer? I'd tap it.

HEY YO!

Nice. You're setting yourself up for jokes that I can only describe as 'crip-like.'

[Mobo]

Epic Fail show today. It's not often that I simply give up and turn off the show.

WELL IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH, THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHANGE IT?!?!?

Oh....you did.

[Mobo]

Nice. You're setting yourself up for jokes that I can only describe as 'crip-like.'

Thank you, sir. I learned from the worst.

[crippledalbino]

Thank you, sir. I learned from the worst.

Did we lose that guy?
Was it something I said?

[Mobo]

Did we lose that guy?
Was it something I said?

there is no longer a member named blowtorch.......wow. Nevermind....there he is....still lurking.

[crippledalbino]

"Other Silence in the Morning" is the best name for a radio show ever.

[KNUCKLEUP]

wow that laugh is psychotic.

[Stig]

there is no longer a member named blowtorch.......wow. Nevermind....there he is....still lurking.

You can delete yourself?

[crippledalbino]

there is no longer a member named blowtorch.......wow. Nevermind....there he is....still lurking.

I bet he's sitting there and scheming of a hilarious way to get under my skin and bother me.

[Bluestreak]

Should I be glad that XMRO didn't work today?

[Mobo]

You can delete yourself?

I couldn't find him using the 'search members' feature, but then I just used his name from one of his posts(?) to see where he was at....


I see shitty posters.....they're eeeeverywhere.

[Mobo]

I bet he's sitting there and scheming of a hilarious way to get under my skin and bother me.

I'm getting a little bored...maybe I'll PM him some ammo.....

[crippledalbino]

Should I be glad that XMRO didn't work today?

No, this is fucking hilarious.

[DonTheTrucker]

wow that laugh is psychotic.

You should hear me laugh. Sounds like Kidd Chris if he were a serial killer.

[Mobo]

Should I be glad that XMRO didn't work today?

yup...you and the 40 other people that said the exact....same.....thing.

[Danesy]

My job tried to keep me away ... they blocked wackbag and whackbag ... but I got through anyway.

Much to your dismay. :p

[Mobo]

You should hear me laugh. Sounds like Kidd Chris if he were a serial killer.

great....Don even laughs cooler than the rest of us....

My job tried to keep me away ... they blocked wackbag and whackbag ... but I got through anyway.

Much you your dismay. :p

Crip, you wanna take this one?

[Reaper G]

Here, I'll give you some.
http://www.yorku.ca/earmstro/journey/images/ribs1.gif

We got any dry rub and barbecue sauce back there? I'm fucking starving.

[crippledalbino]

I'm getting a little bored...maybe I'll PM him some ammo.....

So I can hear yet another guy making the same old jokes? That'd rule. You should PM him and tell him that everyone loves a little "Stig is old" joke around here while you're at it.

[Bluestreak]

yup...you and the 40 other people that said the exact....same.....thing.

Without a rundown or play-by-play, I have no idea of what's going on.

[crippledalbino]

Crip, you wanna take this one?
Sure.
My job tried to keep me away ... they blocked wackbag and whackbag ... but I got through anyway.

Much you your dismay. :p

Ha ha, you're going to die of cancer.

Wait, what?

[Danesy]

I fixed it Mobo ... you ass.

[crippledalbino]

Without a rundown or play-by-play, I have no idea of what's going on.

I miss Steve and his peppercorns. :(

[Danesy]

Ha ha, you're going to die of cancer.

Wait, what?

BUT when I do die of cancer ... I will be gainfully employed ...

Wait, what???

[Mobo]

So I can hear yet another guy making the same old jokes? That'd rule. You should PM him and tell him that everyone loves a little "Stig is old" joke around here while you're at it.

I thought this was the "Same Old Joke" message board.

EDIT: See post above.

[crippledalbino]

Heh.
Alright, so I laughed at the David and Murray show.

[crippledalbino]

I thought this was the "Same Old Joke" message board.

It wasn't always like that. It was only when YOU started coming around that people started doing 'same old jokes'. Before that it was brilliant and creative and full of genius.

[DonTheTrucker]

great....Don even laughs cooler than the rest of us....


Trust me, there's nothing cool about the way I laugh. Its annoying.

[crippledalbino]

BUT when I do die of cancer ... I will be gainfully employed ...

Wait, what???

Not if you keep going to websites that they're trying to block.

[Stig]

You should hear me laugh. Sounds like Kidd Chris if he were a serial killer.

And coincidentally enough, Don's laugh is the last thing a lot of hitchhikers hear.

[crippledalbino]

Trust me, there's nothing cool about anything I ever do. I'm annoying.

Easiest. Fix. Ever.

[Mobo]

It wasn't always like that. It was only when YOU started coming around that people started doing 'same old jokes'. Before that it was brilliant and creative and full of genius.

I was here before you, ass. You just passed me in post count on day 3.

[crippledalbino]

I was here before you, ass. You just passed me in post count on day 3.

I can't help it if I've got so many hilarious things to say and insightful thoughts to share with people.

[Danesy]

Not if you keep going to websites that they're trying to block.

Ah, Touche ...

You all are just waiting for the day they totally block this. Then you won't have sweet lil Danesy to kick around anymore ...

[DonTheTrucker]

Easiest. Fix. Ever.

I almost went back and added that, but I figured someone else would do the obvious joke.

[Mobo]

Song for 98% of guys on this board:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSqFqhUzutg

[Bluestreak]

Ah, Touche ...

You all are just waiting for the day they totally block this. Then you won't have sweet lil Danesy to kick around anymore ...

http://sadmac.fedorapeople.org/facepalm2.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Ah, Touche ...

You all are just waiting for the day they totally block this. Then you won't have sweet lil Danesy to kick around anymore ...

Who would we kick around then? That would be a very sad thing. We'd all just sit here in one big utopian circle jerk.

[crippledalbino]

I almost went back and added that, but I figured someone else would do the obvious joke.

Don, you can always count on me for the obvious joke.

[Mobo]

I can't help it if I've got so many hilarious things to say and insightful thoughts to share with people.

hmmmm....

I miss Steve and his peppercorns. :(

ummmmm...

Heh.
Alright, so I laughed at the David and Murray show.

I'm just going to let that sit there.....

[crippledalbino]

hmmmm....



ummmmm...



I'm just going to let that sit there.....

That's just hurtful.

[Mobo]

That's just hurtful.

it's all blowtorch's fault....he got us all worked up and left us standing here with our dicks in our hands......and I'm fucking someone whether they want it or not.....

[crippledalbino]

it's all blowtorch's fault....he got us all worked up and left us standing here with our dick in our hands......and I'm fucking someone whether they want it or not.....

It's true. There was no payoff at all. He posts eight times and then just lurks. What a douche. No appreciation thread for him.

[Mobo]

It's true. There was no payoff at all. He posts eight times and then just lurks. What a douche. No appreciation thread for him.

http://www.localseoguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/sein_soup_nazi.jpg

NO THREAD FOR YOU!

[Stig]

it's all blowtorch's fault....he got us all worked up and left us standing here with our dicks in our hands......and I'm fucking someone whether they want it or not.....

It's more fun if they don't want it.

[Danesy]

Who would we kick around then? That would be a very sad thing. We'd all just sit here in one big utopian circle jerk.

See ... you'll miss me when I'm gone ... I knew it!

[Stig]

http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/bba2fae3e8.jpg

[Stig]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/HolyJerex212/Stupid20Terrorist.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/1238086227936.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/relationships.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Inbred Christ killer. Good line. Wonder who that Don guy was.

[Stig]

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h248/angelina_e/farts.jpg

[Stig]

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/jimjimmery/3.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/warranties.jpg

[Stig]

http://jaysolomon.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/this.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm disappointed David didn't fight back. I was gonna tell him to choke on a piece of unleavened bread.

[Stig]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/raape.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f203/Hank456/****.jpg

hahahhaha, :rap: fail! Word censor 1. Stig 0.

[crippledalbino]

Repeat from yesterday:
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/kidding.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/honestly.jpg

[Mobo]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x126/ScotRanger/MotivationalPosters-DeliciousCake.jpg

[Stig]

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/vaffanculo403/Funny%20Pics/1191737093704.jpg

[Stig]

http://fakeposters.com/uploads/15c76c6646bdc1423b72acf6c86cae31.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/distractions.jpg

[crippledalbino]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/bravery.jpg

[Mobo]

http://fakeposters.com/uploads/15c76c6646bdc1423b72acf6c86cae31.jpg

Thanks for the new desktop......YOINK!

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/youmissed.jpg

[meanmarv]

Figures this would be a five star rated show when all the online people could not listen.

Anyone use Blackberry to listen to XM, what model and browser?

[Stig]

Figures this would be a five star rated show when all the online people could not listen.

Anyone use Blackberry to listen to XM, what model and browser?

Five star? Are you fucking high? I turned it off. Worst show in recent memory - unless you like the wacky "characters."

[Mobo]

it was such a horrible show, that I'm not even going to remark on how I'm here for the Re-kay.

shit.....I just did, didn't I?

[Danesy]

Back.

I love those silly motivational poster thingys....

[Stig]

it was such a horrible show, that I'm not even going to remark on how I'm here for the Re-kay.

shit.....I just did, didn't I?

I didn't.

[Danesy]

Ugh ... and NO ONE I know wants to go see Stephen Lynch tonight. Fucking assholes. And I refuse to go alone ... I fucking hate everyone ....

[Mobo]

Ugh ... and NO ONE I know wants to go see Stephen Lynch tonight. Fucking assholes. And I refuse to go alone ... I fucking hate everyone ....

I saw him once with Mitch Hedburg.....great show, but the sound was all fucked up...I think I heard Mitch mumble: "that's it....that's fuckin' it....I'm done..."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

The complete lack of interaction with the fans is going to suck. No Paltalk makes me happier about R&F, but I still think it sucks

I wonder who Sirius' "IgotitIgotitIgotitIgotit" guy is

[Stig]

I saw him once with Mitch Hedburg.....great show, but the sound was all fucked up...I think I heard Mitch mumble: "that's it....that's fuckin' it....I'm done..."

At least he followed through on that.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahaha, that would be BRILLIANT!!!

Blasting Leno's introduction as they go into work daily
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Mobo]

At least he followed through on that.

He really was a quitter, wasn't he?

[LiddyRules]

Where do you all get your black box witticisms of fun?

[DonTheTrucker]

The complete lack of interaction with the fans is going to suck. No Paltalk makes me happier about R&F, but I still think it sucks

I wonder who Sirius' "IgotitIgotitIgotitIgotit" guy is

Phone calls and IF still work.

[Danesy]

Where do you all get your black box witticisms of fun?

I was going to ask ... but I would just get yelled at, so I am glad you did.

:rolleyes:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, either Trannies or fat slobs. Nice

[DonTheTrucker]

Five star? Are you fucking high? I turned it off. Worst show in recent memory - unless you like the wacky "characters."

Every day can't be "worst in recent memory".

I thought it was just an ok show. Jimmy had some great lines today.

[Mobo]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f239/blindeyesfall/Nice_Package_Lady.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh dear lord...queers next door, ******* across the hall. Ant's going to have to carry his heavy artillery into the office from now on

[Danesy]

Mobo .... where do you get these from?!?!?!?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

WAIT!!

I think that AIDS joke made me realize who it is who's doing the IgotitIgotitIgotitIgotitIgotit....isn't Jeremy the queer who used to work with them at WNEW over at Sirius?

[DonTheTrucker]

I wonder who Sirius' "IgotitIgotitIgotitIgotit" guy is

Scott Greenstein I think.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://gallery.quadratic.net/albums/Motivators/Suitability.jpg

just do a google image search for "Motivators"

[samurai]

Blacks to the left of me, homos to the right...
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Bobo.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ok this office placement thing makes me actually angry about this move. Much more so than anything else.

[Mobo]

Mobo .... where do you get these from?!?!?!?

I let the other baggers do my work for me....

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=78764&highlight=funny+pictures

this is the funniest thread on Wackbag (y'know....other than the LT, of course...)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ooooh they did dump it.


http://www.grindhousedatabase.com/images/Bossnigg.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Ooooh they did dump it.


http://www.grindhousedatabase.com/images/Bossnigg.jpg

Fucking disgusting.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Philly pretzels? Did BB1 head up to the studio? "whaa"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/330/jimmyjericho.jpg

[Mobo]

http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/3/fn.CIH3D.jpg

[Mobo]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2z9e44w.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.demotivatorblog.com/wp-content/plugins/yapb/cache/118410207350wu3.84ng0h68e1c8w4c8c4sowo8k8.ap2qhjyq p08cgc0c80ss4cco4.th.jpeg

[Audi Mike]

Op's too in love with that shythole of a city known as philly

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Op's too in love with at shithole of a city known as philly

yeah, but you can't really blame him...his wife is from the area

[Mobo]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b197/zombie_tooth_fairy/Slavery_motivational.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

yeah, but you can't really blame him...his wife is from the area

I'd love Detroit if I could score a chick that looks like Op's wife from there.

[Stig]

http://www.demotivatorblog.com/wp-content/plugins/yapb/cache/118410207350wu3.84ng0h68e1c8w4c8c4sowo8k8.ap2qhjyq p08cgc0c80ss4cco4.th.jpeg

I love Futurama! Especially the episode where that chick is tied to a chair.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'd love Detroit if I could score a chick that looks like Op's wife from there.

Fuck, I'd even take Oakland

[Mobo]

For Danesy:

http://media.fukung.net/images/4738/15144.gif

AND I'M OUT!

Have a good week-end everyone!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

Fuck, I'd even take Oakland

And i'd take a 7.

Who am I kidding? I'd be lucky to get a 7 these days.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

For Danesy:

http://media.fukung.net/images/4738/15144.gif

AND I'M OUT!

Have a good week-end everyone!!!!

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[Mobo]

ok.....one more.....

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/6168/extremerapetl0.jpg

our own JD originally posted this one....

[Audi Mike]

yeah, but you can't really blame him...his wife is from the area

Shes not gonna leave em if he tells her the place is a shythole im sure she knows

[DonTheTrucker]

I know someone that lost a ball to this problem. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahahha, Ant goin' old school! Back to 3rd grade for that "Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?"


a hot female doctor? I'd make shit up just to have her near my junk

[samurai]

And Opie wonders why people don't invite him to their parties. :icon_eek:

[Danesy]

OK guys ... you prolly already saw this one ... but I was laughing ...

http://whatthe.blogetery.com/files/2008/05/demotivational-posters-life-is-good.jpg

[Danesy]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s50/Mighty147/motivational-posters-funny-06.jpg

[vegasbob]

So Robert Kraft only listens to the NFL & Stern channel. Great commercial on XM202.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I am enraged...that I didn't hear, nor find, this MySpace before she got caught

How hot is the idea of the naked 14 year old?

http://www.thebigbags.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/man-on-fire.jpg
This hot.

[Danesy]

OK, last one, I am tired and getting ready to go home ...

http://media.share.ovi.com/m1/large/0155/aa760f250c4542afb0de85a7746d80f7.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, "All the secrets of the world! UFO's, the Loch Ness Monster, & naked 14 year olds!"

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[samurai]

OK guys ... you prolly already saw this one ... but I was laughing ...

http://whatthe.blogetery.com/files/2008/05/demotivational-posters-life-is-good.jpg

This is the only scenario where catching a fish is an inconvenience.

[Danesy]

OK, I lied ... this one was hysterical...

http://jaysolomon.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-motivational-posters-5.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

How hot is the idea of the naked 14 year old?


Considering my daughter turns 13 in a week, I can't even think of such things.

Doesn't stop me from banging 19 year olds though....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Considering my daughter turns 13 in a week, I can't even think of such things.

Doesn't stop me from banging 19 year olds though....

can't wait until she's 19 and you decide to start bangin 16 year olds...


I liked the hooker Kristen Davis. I'm bummed she didn't come out and say that she was banging A-Rod on the show though

[DonTheTrucker]

can't wait until she's 19 and you decide to start bangin 16 year olds...


That's legal in PA.

[Norm Stansfield]

Wow, how funny was the Ronnie B call !

[Jimmy's Dignity]

That's legal in PA.

that's awesome and awful at the same time. "Hi, I'm here to pick up your daughter because she doesn't have her driver's license. Then I'm going to fuck her in the back seat of my car"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ahahahahahahhahaha

"And black paddles mean our property values are going down!"

[Stig]

ok.....one more.....

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/6168/extremerapetl0.jpg

our own JD originally posted this one....

In 10 minutes, she'll be handled like this suitcase.

B2ZeIoLz8FE

[TeenBungle]

Noooo! No patty!

[Stig]

Noooo! No patty!

I would advise you to just turn off your radio. It just gets worse and worse.
Worst. Show. Ever.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahhaha...."You can almost hear the hyphen!"


that bomb was almost of "White Shorts" proportions

[TeenBungle]

I would advise you to just turn off your radio. It just gets worse and worse.
Worst. Show. Ever.

Shit... really? Fuck Patty. Worst thing they ever did was bring her back after St. Pat's and they went to XM. Should have ditched her like Frenchie. Now people know more about her and have paltalked with her (fuck paltalk btw) and they feel like she is their friend and don't like it when people point out she is the worst person ever.

The only time she was great on the radio was when she was completely disdained by the boys. Because it was real contempt and we all know that creep who won't go away.