Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 03/30/09 - Fan of the XM Era

[Saikotic]

Morning. It's the last week in the cool studio.

[BeerBelly]

first day of one my vacations might as well be drunk and listen with
you fuckers, hello

[IsThatATrain ?]

An uplifting little story for Sai & Loki - Happy Birfday ! (http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=7202403)

[Saikotic]

An uplifting little story for Sai & Loki - Happy Birfday ! (http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=7202403)

Police saved the third sister? Booo.


Wow, that's a fucked up story. I guess it's true. The cake is a lie.

[transit grinder]

The psychos are really coming out of the woodwork as of late.

[BeerBelly]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc310/timemaps/Creepshow-fathersday.jpg

[Cherry Pie]

nothin in my olllllll photo bucket today chums sowwwwwy



MORNINGGGG

[seeinred]

What's crackin' fuckers?

Yay for sleepless nights!

[Saikotic]

The psychos are really coming out of the woodwork as of late.

:action-sm

I know not to hunt in my own state. You don't shit where you eat.

[Cherry Pie]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc310/timemaps/Creepshow-fathersday.jpg

oh its you.........




ICP trivia battle soon.....




watcha think..........



?........

[Saikotic]

What's crackin' fuckers?

Yay for sleepless nights!

Fuck that. Got a bad case of insomnia while on road with my pals' band Saturday night. I was up for 27 hours straight.

[seeinred]

Fuck that. Got a bad case of insomnia while on road with my pals' band Saturday night. I was up for 27 hours straight.
Yeah, it's a fucking blast isn't it? I like the times where I sleep for 17 hours better than the times that I'm up for a day + at a time.

[BeerBelly]

oh its you.........




ICP trivia battle soon.....




watcha think..........



?........

bring it

[newfie_lover]

'morning baggers. I can't wait to hear all about the build-a-bear group today!

[Cherry Pie]

watchin ronco knife infomercial

[BeerBelly]

watchin ronco knife infomercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abLB7aTmnE4
ginsu rocks the fat ass

[Cherry Pie]

god damned smelly Hawaiians BBQing at 3 in the morning again


fuckin savages

[Saikotic]

wtf best of bit before the show? Maxwell relapse?

[Saikotic]

bring it

It's already been broughten.

[Cherry Pie]

beats shitty pop music

[English Gent]

Fuck you, shitdicks.

[west milly tom]

Morning turds.

[BeerBelly]

song song song

[mascan42]

Worst-of bit before the show. Opie must be stuck in the shitter trying to push out a stubborn log.

[Saikotic]

Fuck you, shitdicks.

Uncle Huggy. Go read the story linked earlier. Horrid horrid shit.

[Saikotic]

Morning turds.


http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/10a.jpg

[BeerBelly]

I live to hear dear leader heir Cumia

[English Gent]

Go read the story linked earlier. Horrid horrid shit.

If by 'horrid horrid shit', you mean 'hilarious and oddly uplifting', I agree.

[Cherry Pie]

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll148/vivalaraza1331/Layla-MarchMadnessFirstRound-1.jpg

[west milly tom]

Ant doing Bobo doing Ant doing Bruce = Radio Gold

[BeerBelly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abLB7aTmnE4

[seeinred]

Tiger Woods is the fucking man.

[BeerBelly]

http://media.jsonline.com/images/28007159_homer96.png

[Probably Stoned]

The California State University vs the University of California....school is for queers.

[Cherry Pie]

cali has a lot of schools sac state and san jose state

[Bluestreak]

g'mornin shitdicks.

[Saikotic]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7970414.stm

"A Colombian man has appeared in court accused of ****** his daughter over many years and fathering several children with her."

[Cherry Pie]

monsters inc?
what is this 2002?

[samurai]

cali has a lot of schools sac state and san jose state

Does Sac State allow women yet?








Mornin'

[Saikotic]

The hits keep coming:

"A Chinese man was killed last night after trying to catch his suicidal girlfriend as she jumped from the seventh floor of their Quanzhou apartment building in south-eastern China."

HAHAHAHHA

[Cherry Pie]

Does Sac State allow women yet?








Mornin'

i hope so as i plan to go there in 2 years

[Steam]

I have a total case of the Mondays.

[Cherry Pie]

high people are dopes

[BeerBelly]

oooo finally good stuff

[Guilty Spark]

Is the SNV going away too?

[Steam]

high people are dopes

hahhahahahah, I get it.

Its funny because its a play on words.

hahahhahahahahaha

[English Gent]

I have a total case of the Mondays.

Kill yourself.

[Saikotic]

I have a total case of the Mondays.

http://callmebubba.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/case-of-the-mondays.jpg

[JCred]

Sup bitches.

[Cherry Pie]

oh man i cant wait for this any one have the sham wow guy story?

[Saikotic]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

[Cherry Pie]

welllll safe bet says hes fired

[DonTheTrucker]

O hai.

[BeerBelly]

holy shit I could be an Adonis with hollywood makeup , wheres my agent?!?

[Saikotic]

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Wow. "Did you know"

[Steam]

Kill yourself.

A little part of me dies each day, sir.

[bokeatong]

Sphincter is a funny word... good morning.

[bokeatong]

I'm late, who are they talking to?

[BeerBelly]

I'm late, who are they talking to?

I got no idea either

[Saikotic]

http://www.netreach.net/~bundyman/299sonny.jpg

[Saikotic]

Tony Darrow, dude form Goodfellas and Sopranos

[Guilty Spark]

This guy's a name dropping Nelly.

[Cherry Pie]

Tony Darrow, dude form Goodfellas and Sopranos

soooooooo thats why im nodding off

[bokeatong]

So who else got screwed on their bracket by Louisville losing yesterday?

[BeerBelly]

http://www.netreach.net/~bundyman/299sonny.jpg

Tony Darrow, dude form Goodfellas and Sopranos

oh yeah , that guy , now I remember

[umo]

Why would a major comic like Buddy Hackett complain about the jokes from guy in a lounge act? This Darrow guy is full of shit.

[Guilty Spark]

I don't usually say ZZZZ, but....

[DonTheTrucker]

Henry Hill is insane. He used to call Howie all the time drunk and rambling. Used to be funny stuff all the time....

[umo]

Does Tony Darrow really believe in all that mob greaseball shit?

[Saikotic]

Chaz does the show all the time? Twice, right?

[Saikotic]

I love mobster shit, this is radio gold for me.

[BeerBelly]

http://moonbeammcqueen.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/hackett55.jpg
he said buddy

[DonTheTrucker]

I love mobster shit, this is radio gold for me.

Add an old guy singing and you'd have the Wiseguy Show. It wasn't as bad as the boys made it out to be.

[umo]

Mafia tales are always good. You never know if the stories are real or bullshit. Darrow's got everybody bamboozled.

[bokeatong]

I love Jim's new Banana's commercial.

[Cherry Pie]

I love Jim's new Banana's commercial.

i love jimmys old banana's commercial

[BeerBelly]

commercials can suck my dick, also song parodies

[BeerBelly]

http://www.geocities.com/myfilmspotprofile/BillBurr.jpg

[NortonsGravyLeg]

http://moonbeammcqueen.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/hackett55.jpg
he said buddy

Looks like fat gay Vulcan.

[BeerBelly]

Looks like fat gay Vulcan.

shhhh I'm listening

[mascan42]

Oh, no. Did this asshole just make a fucking pun?

[English Gent]

I want to disembowel that newsreading shitdick.

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Hearing Billy Burr, this morning, has made my day....

[Stig]

I want to disembowel that newsreading shitdick.

Yes, but you want to do it by sucking his bowels out through his cock.

Happy Monday, assholes.

[Cherry Pie]

mobyyyyyy



EDIT awwwwww shit my two faves are on

[DonTheTrucker]

Yes, but you want to do it by sucking his bowels out through his cock.

Happy Monday, assholes.

I hear its easier if a large black gentleman is pushing from the other side...

[Mobo]

mobyyyyyy



EDIT awwwwww shit my two faves are on

Morning, ma'am.

[Cherry Pie]

Hahahahahahahahaha omg

[Saikotic]

I want this audio!

[DonTheTrucker]

Holy shit they got Mike Hunt in there. That's the best audio I have heard in a while.

[Mobo]

http://www.break.com/index/local-news-birthday-wishes-failure1.html

[DonTheTrucker]

Willie B. Hardigan may be the best name in history.

[Saikotic]

Wow, they printed the names on the newscast. Remarkable!

[Saikotic]

May Ann Naze.

Wait, the newscaster stumbled and said "Huge" towards the end and the other one giggled. I think they knew what was going on. How could they not?

[Saikotic]

Harry Moe Lestor hahahhaha

[Vyce]

Christ. Enough with this Ron Paul "North American Union" conspiracy shit.

[BeerBelly]

mexico sure ain't a problem with the illeagals moving the dollar for years

[Cherry Pie]

hiya vyce

[Cherry Pie]

mexico has laws.... they just dont care if you break them

[Stig]

mexico has laws.... they just dont care if you break them

Unless you're a gringo, and they can shake you down for cash.

[Pearce]

Bobby went to Guatemala

[BeerBelly]

mexico has laws.... they just dont care if you break them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ejZDCiSbcw
it begins

[Cherry Pie]

Unless you're a gringo, and they can shake you down for cash.

unless you speak Spanish slang like my grandpa did then they like you and give your granddaughter a pinata

[Cherry Pie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ejZDCiSbcw
it begins

holy shit i have never heard that one

[Stig]

unless you speak Spanish slang like my grandpa did then they like you and give your granddaughter a pinata

Is that Spanish for "Dick In The Ass?"

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ejZDCiSbcw
it begins

That's not trivia.....that's a music video.

[samurai]

Is that Spanish for "Dick In The Ass?"

No, it's pink sock.

[Cherry Pie]

That's not trivia.....that's a music video.

HES RIGHT HA i dont lose


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[DonTheTrucker]

That's not trivia.....that's a music video.

Using the loosest definition of "music"...

[samurai]

HES RIGHT HA i dont lose


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Your i is sticky again. :icon_wink

[Mobo]

Pirates are scary......

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/16/wiggle_narrowweb__300x307,0.jpg

[Mobo]

Instead of banning jungle tribes, they should just charge $5000 for each bullet ant.

[BeerBelly]

Pirates are scary......

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/16/wiggle_narrowweb__300x307,0.jpg

that ain't no joke, I mean you're right the boy's are suckin right now

[Cherry Pie]

Instead of banning jungle tribes, they should just charge $5000 for each bullet ant.

hahahahahaha

[Mobo]

that ain't no joke

I get that a lot.

[samurai]

Instead of banning jungle tribes, they should just charge $5000 for each bullet ant.

Can you get a bullet ant on layaway? I sure hope not. Imagine the mayhem.

[Stig]

Your i is sticky again. :icon_wink

She got cum in her I.

[Mobo]

Can you get a bullet ant on layaway? I sure hope not. Imagine the mayhem.

I never understood layaway. Why not just go buy the thing when you have enough money, you poor hillbilly?

[Mobo]

She got cum in her I.

the all new Apple ICum.

[DonTheTrucker]

Animal fight videos on Youtube rule.

[Cherry Pie]

She got cum in her I.

yeah thats the whole joke....

[BeerBelly]

I get that a lot.

bwaaaaaaa

[Mobo]

http://www.break.com/index/news-anchor-makes-fun-of-womans-mustache.html

[LiddyRules]

I never understood layaway. Why not just go buy the thing when you have enough money, you poor hillbilly? Because Cletus wants it now!

[Mobo]

Because Cletus wants it now!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Bdy9Qkc40jY/SWTIdVsAh-I/AAAAAAAAAiA/UCi7PS4IRFk/s400/cletus-simpsons.jpg

"I been savin' up for two years to buy this VCR toaster-box."

[Stig]

Well. I guess they're off next week.

[Mobo]

Opie going on vacay next week?

[CousinDave]

Opie going on vacay next week?

sounds that way. but he could just be going diving with his brother off Long Island this weekend

[Cherry Pie]

oooo i saw this special its called ganja queen

[Mobo]

speaking of shiny jewelry, I have a story from this week-end that I feel I need to confess about:

I found a diamond earring in a parking lot, yesterday. It could have been fake as hell, but it looked really nice. I put it in my pocket, to take it inside the building I was at, and hopefully give it to some sort of security guard or a lost and found kind of thing. I got involved in a conversation shortly thereafter, and forgot about it. Later, at a convenience store, I reached into my pocket and felt the earring. I felt bad that I still had it, but what could I do? I just sat it down next to the fountain soda machine and left. So much for "good samaritan"......

[Mobo]

So, why are Ozzy and Sharon in studio with Howard, but doing a call-in with O&A? Are they TRYING to break Lil Jimmy's heart?

[Natesac]

Good morning, bitches!

[Natesac]

Opie is pickin' my Huskies... which means they'll probably end up like that famous Marshall team.

[Stig]

This Osbournes variety show looks like possibly the worst thing ever on TV.

[Mobo]

This Osbournes variety show looks like possibly the worst thing ever on TV.

It follows American Idol.....it's going to be like what happens when an Unwatchable force meets an unmoveable piece of shit.

[Cherry Pie]

It follows American Idol.....it's going to be like what happens when an Unwatchable force meets an unmoveable piece of shit.

ahh this line reminds me of hogan vs warrior

[Natesac]

It follows American Idol.....it's going to be like what happens when an Unwatchable force meets an unmoveable piece of shit.

It sounds like they got that idea from my asshole.

[LiddyRules]

This Osbournes variety show looks like possibly the worst thing ever on TV. You say that now but it's a clear example of Fox striking while the iron is hot. (That year or so when The Osbournes was exceeding popular was a dark day in American pop culture.)

[Cherry Pie]

id rather get twisted testiclads than watch either of those shows

[Mobo]

Only Ozzy's wife would be able to call his new music "relevant", with a straight face.

[English Gent]

I do like Sharon.

[Mobo]

It sounds like they got that idea from my asshole.

How so? Is it a show about a comically, over-sized, dildo?

c'mere, you.

[English Gent]

"Assisted Reality"? Fucking ewwwwwwwwwwww.

[LiddyRules]

id rather get twisted testiclads than watch either of those showsYou're so young you probably don't even remember that The Osbournes was a popular TV show on MTV and that Kelly was, at one time, considered a sex symbol.

Only Ozzy's wife would be able to call his new music "relevant", with a straight face. And Norton, but his taste in music is almost as questionable as Sharon's.

[Mobo]

Kelly was, at one time, considered a sex symbol.


for the first time ever, I'm COMPLETELY disagreeing with Liddy.

[Cherry Pie]

You're so young you probably don't even remember that The Osbournes was a popular TV show on MTV and that Kelly was, at one time, considered a sex symbol.



no i loved their show but i wont watch this crap

[Pearce]

phoner's fucking suck

[English Gent]

Nice to see that this hasn't turned into forced conversation..............

[Mobo]

boners fucking suck

huh huh....look what you said.....huh huh.

[Mobo]

Did.....did Opie just say that the Osborne's "Don't sell out?"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tell us more about your variety show, Sharon.....HAAAAA HA HA HA HA!

[Natesac]

How so? Is it a show about a comically, over-sized, dildo?

c'mere, you.

I heart your box.

[Cherry Pie]

did jack quit the pot?

[keithjay]

jimmy always gets excited and fucks up with rapid fire questions now hes makin excuses gotta love excitable boy:icon_bigg

[Mobo]

I heart your box.

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.

[samurai]

Did.....did Opie just say that the Osborne's "Don't sell out?"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tell us more about your variety show, Sharon.....HAAAAA HA HA HA HA!

"You do so much more than a variety show. You sing, dance and do sketches". :icon_eek:

[Razor Roman]

Good morning listeners!

[Mobo]

Good morning listeners!

Ladies and gentlemen....give it up.....for Wackbag's own......RAZOR ROMAN!!!!







How are we going to do the "Let's Make a Deal" bit without all the wacky cast of characters that we're used to?!?!?!?

[SteveFromBayshore]

Good morning listeners!

Hola, Señor Razorrrrrr!

HEIL CUMIA!

[Mobo]

you can hear the dissapointment in Opie's voice about how his beautiful idea of giving away office bullshit, has become boring.....

"Just....just give it to somebody."

[Natesac]

good morning listeners!

Hi...

FACE

[Stig]

Good morning listeners!

Good Morning Mister Razor.

[Razor Roman]

Hola, Señor Razorrrrrr!

HEIL CUMIA!

83 Skidoo, fella.

So... I just acquired a free working Tao to replace mine that died.

I was thinking about resubscribing to XM, due to the fact that the best show on free radio in the morning is now Scott & Todd.

Online activiation now has a $14.95 activation fee? It used to be $10 over the phone and $5 on line.

If Mel wants subscribers, why would he make them pay for a radio, and pay an activation fee and then pay for the content? Kind of a lot of charges for "something you can get for free" no? (Not that I agree with the it's something you can get for free argument, but, come on, you plopped down the money for a radio... and its not like it actually costs them something to turn the damn thin on for you!)

[Razor Roman]

and by the way... is this tread title a tribute to Cromwell?

[Stig]

Raz, I think there are "No activation fee" deals available.

[Natesac]

and by the way... is this tread title a tribute to Cromwell?

I see where you're goin' with that.

[Natesac]

Photoshop Challenge: Sam as the little boy in The Indian in the Cupboard.

[LiddyRules]

for the first time ever, I'm COMPLETELY disagreeing with Liddy. (Kelly was never considered a sex symbol. That would have been worse than that time from 1985-1989 when Vanna White was considered super-hot.)

[Stig]

(Kelly was never considered a sex symbol. That would have been worse than that time from 1985-1989 when Vanna White was considered super-hot.)

Gentlemen of the era considered disproportionately giant heads a sign of beauty.
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l167/ShyGirl09H/VannaWhite.jpg?t=1238420585

[Pearce]

This is how pathetic my life is right now: I'm debating whether or not I should crack open my glass pipe to get the leftover resin inside, and the "not" part is losing.

[Stig]

This is how pathetic my life is right now: I'm debating whether or not I should crack open my glass pipe to get the leftover resin inside, and the "not" part is losing.

That's really, really, really pathetic.
Everyone point and laugh.

[LiddyRules]

This is how pathetic my life is right now: I'm debating whether or not I should crack open my glass pipe to get the leftover resin inside, and the "not" part is losing. I don't consider that pathetic. You can a) be at a crappy job you hate, b) be without resin or pot, or c) wake up with that defeated sense of resignation that only death can provide respite from without resin/pot.

[Mobo]

anybody else get the douche chills when Opie tries to force a terrible bit into a terrible bit?

"That sounds like something that Tank Hankerous would say!"

[Stig]

anybody else get the douche chills when Opie tries to force a terrible bit into a terrible bit?

"That sounds like something that Tank Hankerous would say!"

Sometimes he tries a little too hard to be one of the funny ones.

[Mobo]

This is how pathetic my life is right now: I'm debating whether or not I should crack open my glass pipe to get the leftover resin inside, and the "not" part is losing.

As a person that understands your plight, yet is not in the same situation, just let me say:

"Ha Ha."

[English Gent]

Love the pissing on the book.

[CousinDave]

well, I'm going to sign up for fubar.com right away

[samurai]

Sometimes he tries a little too hard to be one of the funny ones.

Shoehorns aren't exclusive to lyrics. And shoes.

[Pearce]

Wrapped it in paper towels, took a hammer and nail to it. Sad to see her go but about to be real happy in a minute.

[Natesac]

Love the pissing on the book.

You would.

[Mobo]

Wrapped it in paper towels, took a hammer and nail to it. Sad to see her go but about to be real happy in a minute.

Truly, the post of an addict.

[Stig]

Wrapped it in paper towels, took a hammer and nail to it. Sad to see her go but about to be real happy in a minute.

You couldn't just buy some damned weed? And what are you going to smoke it out of now?

[zoal]

Good morning pals

[Danesy]

Morning everyone.

[Stig]

Just put a bullet in this dumb cunt's head.

[Mobo]

You couldn't just buy some damned weed? And what are you going to smoke it out of now?

Jesus Christ, Stig....can you believe kids these days? No thought of the future...

[Mobo]

Morning everyone.

Just put a bullet in this dumb cunt's head.

rude and rude.

[wetandstickyjim]

You couldn't just buy some damned weed? And what are you going to smoke it out of now?

Ha ha. Wasnt that a Twilight Zone with Burgess Merideth?

[Razor Roman]

oof. are we still only on page 4 of the listening thread?

[samurai]

http://leatherhead.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/clip-image001.jpg

[Danesy]

Ha ha. Wasnt that a Twilight Zone with Burgess Merideth?

Best episode ever!

"Time Enough At Last"

http://readingisbreathing.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/time_enough_at_last.jpg

[Mobo]

Ha ha. Wasnt that a Twilight Zone with Burgess Merideth?

Burgess Meredith : Books :: Pearce : Weed

[wetandstickyjim]

oof. are we still only on page 4 of the listening thread?

Hey, it's Razor BROman.

Nothin?

Just moving things along :action-sm

[Natesac]

Mornin', Danesy :)

[Natesac]

"He plays with my belly."

That's the next great soundclip.

[wetandstickyjim]

Best episode ever!

"Time Enough At Last"

http://readingisbreathing.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/time_enough_at_last.jpg

I still feel sooo sorry for that fucker. Seriously. Imagine?

[Danesy]

Mornin', Danesy :)

NATE!!!!!

:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm

[Pearce]

You couldn't just buy some damned weed? And what are you going to smoke it out of now?

tsk tsk, silly Stig. You don't smash your only device. This is a bowl that I haven't used in probably like a year. The resin inside is the stuff I wasn't able to reach when I was scraping it every other time. I still have 2 bongs and one of those screwy metal pipes that you have to put together in like 5 pieces.

[wetandstickyjim]

Burgess Meredith : Books :: Pearce : Weed

Hes gonna turn his last apple into a pipe and then get the munchies.

[Danesy]

I still feel sooo sorry for that fucker. Seriously. Imagine?

I know. He was so happy ... he could finally read all he wanted without anyone saying shit ...

Brilliantly written.

[Mobo]

tsk tsk, silly Stig. You don't smash your only device. This is a bowl that I haven't used in probably like a year. The resin inside is the stuff I wasn't able to reach when I was scraping it every other time. I still have 2 bongs and one of those screwy metal pipes that you have to put together in like 5 pieces.

you're down to smoking resin out of a piece you haven't smoked out of in a year? This story gets sadder and sadder.

Hes gonna turn his last apple into a pipe and then get the munchies.

heh heh....It's a COOKBOOK!!!!!!

[Mobo]

I know. He was so happy ... he could finally read all he wanted without anyone saying shit ...

Brilliantly written.

I like the one where the guy flips the coin to the paper boy, it lands standing on it's side, and he can hear people's thoughts.....

[Stig]

you're down to smoking resin out of a piece you haven't smoked out of in a year? This story gets sadder and sadder.



heh heh....It's a COOKBOOK!!!!!!

And we're in a ZOO!

[Pearce]

you're down to smoking resin out of a piece you haven't smoked out of in a year? This story gets sadder and sadder.

The story started with "This is how pathetic my life is", did you expect there to be a twist ending where I get a job at a law firm?

[Stig]

F.A. - Fucking Asshole?

[Mobo]

she doesn't want to lose weight because her guy might leave her? Wouldn't there be a different group of guys to choose from if she lost weight?

[Stig]

The story started with "This is how pathetic my life is", did you expect there to be a twist ending where I get a job at a law firm?

I was thinking more like you win the championship against all the odds and reconcile with your long-lost daddy.

[Mobo]

The story started with "This is how pathetic my life is", did you expect there to be a twist ending where I get a job at a law firm?

M. Knight Bongalan.

[CousinDave]

skinny like a size 12?

[Mobo]

what a creep this guy is? IT'S TYRA'S EFFING SHOW!!!!

[Stig]

M. Knight Bongalan.

But who saw that twist in the M. Knight ShamWow story coming?

[Danesy]

what a creep this guy is? IT'S TYRA'S EFFING SHOW!!!!

Tyra is like the T.O. of talk shows ... she manages to make EVERYTHING about her.

Self Important cunt.

[Mobo]

They should give away one a 'dem dere "Word's Hurt" pamphlets....that'd be a good collectors item.

[Mobo]

But who saw that twist in the M. Knight ShamWow story coming?

WHAT A TWIST!!!!

(For you Robot Chicken fans)

[Stig]

WHAT A TWIST!!!!

(For you Robot Chicken fans)

Now that's what I call a Sticky Situation!
(For you South Park fans.)

[keithjay]

This is how pathetic my life is right now: I'm debating whether or not I should crack open my glass pipe to get the leftover resin inside, and the "not" part is losing.

next up bongwater soup?

[Mobo]

Now that's what I call a Sticky Situation!
(For you South Park fans.)

Fuck me in my ass, daddy! Ooh..ooh, yeah....yeah, right there...oh, I'm gonna cum....

(for you porno fans.)

[Stig]

I hope the mystery box has the pickled punk in it.

[Mobo]

I hope the mystery box has the pickled punk in it.

they should'a put the wiffleball bat in there.

[Stig]

they should'a put the wiffleball bat in there.

You don't get rid of that wiffle bat. It's been so many wonderful places.

[wetandstickyjim]

next up bongwater soup?

What would he do with the cat?

[wetandstickyjim]

I hope the mystery box has the pickled punk in it.

wearing a finger bone necklace?

Woah! :icon_eek:

[Stig]

wearing a finger bone necklace?

Woah! :icon_eek:

I'd say Linger Longer, but quite frankly, your presence here today is a Linger Longer.
How've you been, sir? :action-sm

[LiddyRules]

The story started with "This is how pathetic my life is", did you expect there to be a twist ending where I get a job at a law firm? Why can't that be my twist ending?

Though my twist ending will probably involve me getting a job I don't want because it's there, eventually making money which I don't really care for but losing the love of my life in the process*. A "man who sold the world" type deal.

*Losing, as in she dumps me. Not losing as in her dying which right now seems to be Probable Ending #1.

[wetandstickyjim]

I'd say Linger Longer, but quite frankly, your presence here today is a Linger Longer.
How've you been, sir? :action-sm

I've been pretty good, thanks. Just been lurking around here lately, enjoying the show, flying below the drama.

How about you?

[Stig]

next up bongwater soup?

It's more of a broth.

[LiddyRules]

It's more of a broth. An herbed broth.

[Stig]

I've been pretty good, thanks. Just been lurking around here lately, enjoying the show, flying below the drama.

How about you?

Eh. Same old shite. Posting instead of working...Breaking Wackbag...

[Mobo]

I'd say Linger Longer, but quite frankly, your presence here today is a Linger Longer.
How've you been, sir? :action-sm

He's got nothing on you, Stig.....your presence on the Earth is a linger longer.

[wetandstickyjim]

Why can't that be my twist ending?

Though my twist ending will probably involve me getting a job I don't want because it's there, eventually making money which I don't really care for but losing the love of my life in the process*. A "man who sold the world" type deal.

*Losing, as in she dumps me. Not losing as in her dying which right now seems to be Probable Ending #1.

"I feel like I'm walking on sunshine"

[wetandstickyjim]

He's got nothing on you, Stig.....your presence on the Earth is a linger longer.

his name is we call him Ted.

[LiddyRules]

"I feel like I'm walking on sunshine" Yes, I'm still wallowing in a pit of despair and depression. How's by you?

[Mobo]

An herbed broth.

a very overlooked ingredient, in my opinon....I'm still waiting for the episode of Iron Chef America with weed as the secret ingredient.

[wetandstickyjim]

Yes, I'm still wallowing in a pit of despair and depression. How's by you?

Keepin' my chin up. One day at a time, Lid. One day at a time.

[Mobo]

THIS JUST IN!
According to yahoo, Bill O'Reilly has decided to boycott all Sean Penn movies!!!!

[Danesy]

THIS JUST IN!
According to yahoo, Bill O'Reilly has decided to boycott all Sean Penn movies!!!!

Yea, I am sure Sean Penn is devastated. :icon_roll

[Stig]

THIS JUST IN!
According to yahoo, Bill O'Reilly has decided to boycott all Sean Penn movies!!!!

He's ripping me off, hoo-hoo.
His movies are pretentious, self-important shit.

[LiddyRules]

a very overlooked ingredient, in my opinon....I'm still waiting for the episode of Iron Chef America with weed as the secret ingredient. http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/091108_snails1.jpg Today's secret ingredient is HYDROPONIC- The Good Shit!

Keepin' my chin up. One day at a time, Lid. One day at a time. Each day is worse and worse! Woe! Woe! Woe!

[LiddyRules]

He's ripping me off, hoo-hoo.
His movies are pretentious, self-important shit. Sweet and Lowdown was fantastic.

[CousinDave]

THIS JUST IN!
According to yahoo, Bill O'Reilly has decided to boycott all Sean Penn movies!!!!


I've heard O'Reilly say in the past that he admires Sean Penn as an actor.

I honestly don't think I've seen a Sean Peen movie since Colors.

[wetandstickyjim]

Each day is worse and worse! Woe! Woe! Woe!

Liddy Springsteen?

[LiddyRules]

Liddy Springsteen? I croon about the plight of the white collar worker. It doesn't go over well.

[wetandstickyjim]

I'm outta here.

Nice being back for a bit.

:action-sm

[LiddyRules]

And like that, he's gone.

[Mobo]

Who was that masked man?

[Mobo]

Cokey didn't show today....who's turn is it to call and make sure that he's ok?

[DonTheTrucker]

Cokey didn't show today....who's turn is it to call and make sure that he's ok?

Willie B. Hardigan.

[Danesy]

Cokey didn't show today....who's turn is it to call and make sure that he's ok?

Yours. No one else is concerned....
:action-sm

[Stig]

rE-kAY.

[DonTheTrucker]

Re-kay?

[Stig]

Re-kay?

nO. rE-kAY.

[DonTheTrucker]

nO. rE-kAY.

Don't ask me about my business?

[Stig]

0cbCOQAWGWg

[DonTheTrucker]

I've never seen anyone from Baltimore talk like Sal.

[Razor Roman]

coldplay?

[Stig]

coldplay?

No!!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

I liked the interview with Tony Darrow, but still have no idea why he was there.

[Stig]

I liked the interview with Tony Darrow, but still have no idea why he was there.

I tuned out. Sounded like one of those interviews where, for some reason, they didn't have to nerve to "They're telling us you have to leave" him.

[DonTheTrucker]

I tuned out. Sounded like one of those interviews where, for some reason, they didn't have to nerve to "They're telling us you have to leave" him.

It really was ok, he had some interesting stories, but whoever booked him should be fired. :p

[west milly tom]

I had to turn off snake eats bird. I made it like 25 seconds.