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LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 05:59 AM
Some Kinks to start us off'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqOaeL82TCw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQAR-nx4w88

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 06:22 AM
Morning fuckos

Motor Head
04-01-2009, 06:26 AM
Morning bike seat sniffers.

RIP Mayor Mushmouth. You marble mouthed fuck!

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 06:36 AM
Morning bike seat sniffers.

RIP Mayor Mushmouth. You marble mouthed fuck!

"Yah kiddin"

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 06:38 AM
hiiiiiiii homies!

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 06:44 AM
Morning Cherry, Sai, Jimcy, Mr. Throw 'Em all On Boats

cokelogic
04-01-2009, 06:47 AM
Morning all.

I'm up much later that I am lately.

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 06:49 AM
I've been on vacation. Aside from a 27 hour stretch, I've been staying up until noon and sleeping until like 6 pm. Jesus.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 06:52 AM
I've been on vacation. Aside from a 27 hour stretch, I've been staying up until noon and sleeping until like 6 pm. Jesus. Is there anything more awesome than that? Living with the darkness. I am going to miss those days when I can no longer stay up until the crack of dawn. Unless I find a third shift job, which I probably can't.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 06:53 AM
thats nothin i woke up at 10 PM tonight and went to sleep at 11 am

cokelogic
04-01-2009, 06:55 AM
I've been on vacation. Aside from a 27 hour stretch, I've been staying up until noon and sleeping until like 6 pm. Jesus.Yeah, that's a bad cycle I hate to fall into. Lately I've been listening to the O&A shows recorded, so I don't start slowly slipping into "listening to the entire show and the start of R&F until I pass out". And the fact that I'm up now, typing, doesn't help the matter.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 06:55 AM
thats nothin i woke up at 10 PM tonight and went to sleep at 11 am That's too much sleep. I'm also not a napper; never have been. The only time I can have a mid-day nap is when I'm 36+ hours into awakeness.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 06:56 AM
thats nothin i woke up at 10 PM tonight and went to sleep at 11 am

I thought the whores left the sidewalks around 7 :D

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 06:56 AM
I thought the whores left the sidewalks around 7 :D They stop whoring at 7. The other 4 hours are for introspection.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 06:57 AM
I thought the whores left the sidewalks around 7 :D

eh 7:30 - 8 depends on when the cops start.... wait a minute!

cokelogic
04-01-2009, 06:58 AM
That's too much sleep. I'm also not a napper; never have been. The only time I can have a mid-day nap is when I'm 36+ hours into awakeness.I can't nap. I'd just sleep hours on end if I tried to nap. The times I've tried to just get a little sleep are awful, because once I'm out the first time, it feels so fucking good, I feel disgusted to get up and moving.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 06:58 AM
They stop whoring at 7. The other 4 hours are for introspection.

Introspection and spermicidal gel.

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 06:59 AM
I thought the whores left the sidewalks around 7 :D

I didn't see your mom out after 7.


ZING!

cokelogic
04-01-2009, 07:01 AM
Yeah Erock. I dig the Previously On...

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 07:02 AM
I didn't see your mom out after 7.


ZING!

Thats cause she takes an hour off to put me in my feety pajamas and to read to me.

If I'm good she lets me lick the spoon when she cooks the heroin.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:02 AM
Mornin baggers

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:02 AM
I can't nap. I'd just sleep hours on end if I tried to nap. The times I've tried to just get a little sleep are awful, because once I'm out the first time, it feels so fucking good, I feel disgusted to get up and moving. Sometimes I get jealous of people who can nap because it seems so nice. They talk about how refreshing it is. I pretty much have either sleep or awake. If I have to do something early in the morning and I miss what I consider a decent sleep window (less than 5 hours) I will pull an all nighter just because I feel better with no sleep than scanty sleep.

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 07:02 AM
"Previously on" rules. Love the music in the background

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 07:06 AM
That 27 hour stretch of insomnia was great. I used the time to craft a song about Satan trapped in Hell, ready to devour Christ and spit up his bones.

I think I'm actually damned.

But I've got 4 songs in, and at least one will be on a cd by my pals' metal band.

Motor Head
04-01-2009, 07:07 AM
I work from 6PM to 6AM - it's dead from 10PM until 5AM so I basically nap for a big chunk of the night at my desk. Or I argue with people on the internet because I'm an E-Thug.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:08 AM
That 27 hour stretch of insomnia was great. I used the time to craft a song about Satan trapped in Hell, ready to devour Christ and spit up his bones. I don't think that song can be good even ironically.

Motor Head
04-01-2009, 07:10 AM
Jesus rose from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living. Read a bible sometime dude!

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:11 AM
Jesus rose from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living. Read a bible sometime dude! Maybe you should read the Bible. Lazarus became the Zombie. Jesus rode a dragon wielding a big ass sword and fought a giant whore. He was like a more awesome Aragon.

Motor Head
04-01-2009, 07:12 AM
No no no, you rise from the grave you are a zombie and the only way you can be stopped is for the brain to be destroyed. Cmon dude, pick up a fucking comic book sometime. Bunch of savages on here!

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 07:14 AM
fuck the bible bunch of faggoty fairy tales

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 07:14 AM
No no no, you rise from the grave you are a zombie and the only way you can be stopped is for the brain to be destroyed. Cmon dude, pick up a fucking comic book sometime. Bunch of savages on here!

http://skulljammer.com/wp-content/gallery/misc/hacking-ash-groovy.jpg

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:15 AM
you mean you dont like the story bout the zombie jew getting up from the dead :D

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 07:18 AM
I don't think that song can be good even ironically.

It's just not your cup of tea, puddin

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:18 AM
No no no, you rise from the grave you are a zombie and the only way you can be stopped is for the brain to be destroyed. Cmon dude, pick up a fucking comic book sometime. Bunch of savages on here! Jesus had magic powers. He flew. I mean it's one thing getting away from slow zombies. Getting away from fast zombies is difficult. But flying zombies? We're fucked. Jesus might have technically been a zombie but he was superior to most, if not all, zombies.

Lazarus, like I said, that bastard was dining on brains that night.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:18 AM
I got scurrrd I thought Jim was going to do a shes so fat joke.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:20 AM
I bothered checking in on Idol last night. 2:1 sausage fest, one girl is fuckable (and she's not close to a McPhee or even the crazy bitch from last season who was made hotter because she was unstable), one girl is black, one girl might be retarded.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:20 AM
Jesus had magic powers. He flew. I mean it's one thing getting away from slow zombies. Getting away from fast zombies is difficult. But flying zombies? We're fucked. Jesus might have technically been a zombie but he was superior to most, if not all, zombies.

Lazarus, like I said, that bastard was dining on brains that night.

He wasn't part of a group though, so I think a well placed strike to the head would end the flying zombie jew threat.

Motor Head
04-01-2009, 07:20 AM
Shit, I found an exception to the rule. If Leslie Nielsen bury's you in the sand and you come back from the dead nothing will stop you until you bury him. Remember he can hold his breath for a LOONG TIME!!
http://videodetective.com/photos/010/00043515_.jpg

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:21 AM
I bothered checking in on Idol last night. 2:1 sausage fest, one girl is fuckable....one girl might be retarded.

So two of them are fuckable :action-sm

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:23 AM
He wasn't part of a group though, so I think a well placed strike to the head would end the flying zombie jew threat. I think it would have to be a perfect shot done suddenly because if he senses anything, he'll be able to stop you or the weapon. I imagine him to be like Sylar.

west milly tom
04-01-2009, 07:23 AM
Morning fanny lickers

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 07:24 AM
He wasn't part of a group though, so I think a well placed strike to the head would end the flying zombie jew threat.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/blazkowicz/ninjaaw2.jpg

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:25 AM
I think it would have to be a perfect shot done suddenly because if he senses anything, he'll be able to stop you or the weapon. I imagine him to be like Sylar.

Well, that sir in lays the issue. He's a Super Uber Jewie McJewerton Zombie Model Z-10. So he knows what youre thinking b4 u do.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:26 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/blazkowicz/ninjaaw2.jpg

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 07:27 AM
Anyone know what sites are so SILLY that they're pulling pranks today? Youtube is upside down.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:28 AM
Anyone know what sites are so SILLY that they're pulling pranks today? Youtube is upside down.

Ewww, no it's not. I won't believe you.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:28 AM
Well, that sir in lays the issue. He's a Super Uber Jewie McJewerton Zombie Model Z-10. So he knows what youre thinking b4 u do. That's why I don't feel comfortable calling him a zombie. He's so much further advanced than traditional zombies. He's even more further advanced than the zombie in Day of the Dead (the original) that showed feelings and shit. I mean yes, he's a zombie but merely calling him that undermines the threat.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 07:28 AM
mugglenet.com is always good for a prank

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:29 AM
Anyone know what sites are so SILLY that they're pulling pranks today? Youtube is upside down. Foundry is going hardcore and long term for their April Fool's prank. They haven't updated it in a month.

Motor Head
04-01-2009, 07:30 AM
Trust no link...for meatspin awaits!!

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:31 AM
Ugh, Im so sick of twitter, tweeting, twitty mcfuckerton. Enough with twitter.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 07:34 AM
Foundry is going hardcore and long term for their April Fool's prank. They haven't updated it in a month.

Steve's twitter for foundry that he now updates is awful. I have to sift through his hair band pictures and other worthless shit to find whos on the show.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:35 AM
Get a whole bunch of celebrity moles and make a statue of Al Sharpton out of them.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 07:37 AM
Get a whole bunch of celebrity moles and make a statue of Al Sharpton out of them.

I would choose a browner smellier substance to make that statue and theres orphanages full of it.

cokelogic
04-01-2009, 07:39 AM
Ant borrowed Groucho's lighter for his cigarettes.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:40 AM
I would choose a browner smellier substance to make that statue and theres orphanages full of it. The corpses of parentless ****** children?

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 07:40 AM
Morning Buddays!

I started smoking in 94, and a carton was 10 bucks.

When I quit in 07 carton was 40.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 07:42 AM
awfullllllll waffles!

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:42 AM
Same with me. A pack was 1.75 ish. I quit last year I just can't imagine how i would afford to smoke anymore but I guess its relative cuz I used to say the same thing about 4 and 5 dollars.

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 07:42 AM
Hay Mrs. Cherries

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 07:43 AM
The corpses of parentless ****** children?

You bet cha, gotta get the young ones while the stink is still strong. They gestate in a black ooze inside the womb that stains the skin and makes them steal.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:44 AM
You bet cha, gotta get the young ones while the stink is still strong. They gestate in a black ooze inside the womb that stains the skin and makes them steal.

:icon_eek: ;)

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 07:44 AM
Same with me. A pack was 1.75 ish. I quit last year I just can't imagine how i would afford to smoke anymore but I guess its relative cuz I used to say the same thing about 4 and 5 dollars.


1.10 a pack when I started. Went from 1.10 to 1.50 and we were furious. Who would pay 1.50 for a pack? It was insane to us....but we kept right on buying.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 07:44 AM
I smoke


COCK HA!

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 07:44 AM
:icon_eek: ;)

"thats a true story" -godfather

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 07:45 AM
uhhhhhh double post?

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:45 AM
1.10 a pack when I started. Went from 1.10 to 1.50 and we were furious. Who would pay 1.50 for a pack? It was insane to us....but we kept right on buying.

I remember we used to scream that if cigarettes went to like 3 no fuckin way woud I smoke anymore

I smoke

COCK HA!

Tee heee

cokelogic
04-01-2009, 07:46 AM
http://questionsleep.com/gallery/ms/babyterror.gif
Baby terrified by a tunnel. You can almost see his little heart stop.

umo
04-01-2009, 07:47 AM
Cigarette smokers end up costing taxpayers billions to pay for their fucking medical expenses. Fuck em.

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 07:47 AM
I smoke


COCK HA!

Thats not a spoiler. Thats a hotter. WOKKA WOKKA

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 07:48 AM
http://questionsleep.com/gallery/ms/babyterror.gif
Baby terrified by a tunnel. You can almost see his little heart stop.

Thats not the lights causing that....uncle paul cut a hole in the seat behind him.

Motor Head
04-01-2009, 07:48 AM
$4.25 a pack in Nebraska for name brand. Fucking sin taxes are bullshit.

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 07:49 AM
http://questionsleep.com/gallery/ms/babyterror.gif
Baby terrified by a tunnel. You can almost see his little heart stop.

Are you sure he didn't just see Uncle Paul walking up to the car?

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:49 AM
Cigarette smokers end up costing taxpayers billions to pay for their fucking medical expenses. Fuck em. Couldn't you make that argument for almost everything?

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 07:49 AM
I stopped smoking 2 years ago when packs went to 5.80.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:49 AM
Cigarette smokers end up costing taxpayers billions to pay for their fucking medical expenses. Fuck em.

So do fat asses who get type 2 diabetes dialysis is fucking expensive. Or People who eat like assholes and clog their arteries.

Motor Head
04-01-2009, 07:50 AM
http://questionsleep.com/gallery/ms/babyterror.gif
Baby terrified by a tunnel. You can almost see his little heart stop.

LMFAO!!!! Holy shit I think I cracked a rib when that little fella stopped breathing!! Holy fuck, that is funny!

cokelogic
04-01-2009, 07:50 AM
Cigarette smokers end up costing taxpayers billions to pay for their fucking medical expenses. Fuck em.But cigarettes are a pick me up, so smokers get more work done. They carry the work load of the nonsmokers and make the world go round.

Less smokers everyday as the economy dips down. I rest my case.

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 07:50 AM
Fuck, now I wanna throw babies around just to see the puzzled looks on their faces when they splatter in feeble heaps into the garbage dumpster.

cokelogic
04-01-2009, 07:51 AM
LMFAO!!!! Holy shit I think I cracked a rib when that little fella stopped breathing!! Holy fuck, that is funny!It truly is the best thing I've seen in a long time.

English Gent
04-01-2009, 07:51 AM
Good morning, you fucking cunts.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:52 AM
http://questionsleep.com/gallery/ms/babyterror.gifOh my God, it's full of stars.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:53 AM
The kid is horrified by tunnels. Looks like someones gonna be eatin dick later in life.

Steam
04-01-2009, 07:54 AM
Very nice thread title today. I was afraid that the thread starter wouldn't reference poor Mayor Menino's unfortunate passing.

cokelogic
04-01-2009, 07:55 AM
Good morning, you fucking cunts.Hello LOKI

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:56 AM
Gotta pay respects to a mumbling retards death.

shwoogie
04-01-2009, 07:56 AM
http://www.wbcn.com/

umo
04-01-2009, 07:56 AM
Fat fuckers eat themselves to death but dont blow tar & nicotine smoke in the faces of non smokers and destroy the health of everybody around them.

Saikotic
04-01-2009, 07:57 AM
Morning Gent, nice sig.

Oh look, the thread's BACKWARDS!

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:57 AM
Fat fuckers eat themselves to death but dont blow tar & nicotine smoke in the faces of non smokers and destroy the health of everybody around them. Neither do smokers, unless you're dealing with a particularly douchey one.

Steam
04-01-2009, 07:57 AM
http://www.wbcn.com/

Score another victory for MANTOWN!!!!

Guilty Spark
04-01-2009, 07:57 AM
I can't wait until 5 years from now when Anthony has his own political talk show.

English Gent
04-01-2009, 07:59 AM
What nonsense is Anthony spouting now?

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 07:59 AM
I can't wait until 5 years from now when Anthony has his own political talk show.

It'll be fun to watch that unfold.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 07:59 AM
I can't wait until 5 years from now when Anthony has his own political talk show. 5 years? More like five months.

I'd probably not listen. All the time that would save.

Guilty Spark
04-01-2009, 08:01 AM
the US government was never like what Ant is describing, even waaay back in the day.

umo
04-01-2009, 08:01 AM
Anybody who smokes in the same house as a child should be arrested for child abuse and child endangerment.

English Gent
04-01-2009, 08:01 AM
Morning Gent, nice sig.



Yeah, well, just don't start thinking of it as a compliment, asshole.

Steam
04-01-2009, 08:03 AM
5 years? More like five months.

I'd probably not listen. All the time that would save.

x2

I wake up a few minutes ago and its just more and more political babble.

umo
04-01-2009, 08:03 AM
The public deserves to fucked in the ass. Voters will vote against any politician who proposes to cut taxes and cut government services. Maaaannn.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 08:04 AM
Anybody who smokes in the same house as a child should be arrested for child abuse and child endangerment. Should they? God you're a self righteous cunt.

the US government was never like what Ant is describing, even waaay back in the day. Whenever Anthony talks about America in this fashion I think of Ned Flanders' quote "I wish we lived in a world more like the America of yesteryear, that only exists in the minds of us Republicans."

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 08:04 AM
People get what they deserve when they vote for people based on. Oh well he's a great speaker, or oh I love his stance on religious views. Fucking retards

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 08:05 AM
The public deserves to fucked in the ass. Voters will vote against any politician who proposes to cut taxes and cut government services. Maaaannn. Yes. If there's one thing voters are looking for, it's more taxes.

English Gent
04-01-2009, 08:09 AM
The public deserves to fucked in the ass. Voters will vote against any politician who proposes to cut taxes and cut government services. Maaaannn.

My, you're being quite the absolutist this morning, aren't you?

umo
04-01-2009, 08:09 AM
Yes. If there's one thing voters are looking for, it's more taxes.
The public wants to keep their special interest government services but how do you pay for them without taxes? Huh, imbecile?

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 08:12 AM
The public wants to keep their special interest government services but how do you pay for them without taxes? Huh, imbecile? I'm going to say that a lot, if not most, of the public don't really care about "special interest government services," whatever the hell that vague term means.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 08:14 AM
Anyone else notice how enraging the fucking XM commercials are :D

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 08:20 AM
That isn't Pork and Beans. It's not Weezer.

Bluestreak
04-01-2009, 08:21 AM
Fucking BCN sucks. They can't even pull a good prank. They're still dropping WBCN legal IDs... the rest of the site works. Fuckin haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacks.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 08:21 AM
That song makes me want to nuke a high school, what is that shit?

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 08:22 AM
Holy fuck, what are people listening to?

umo
04-01-2009, 08:23 AM
Farm subsidies, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, school lunch programs, medicare, medicaid, social security, public housing, $800 toilet seats for the Pentagon, food stamps, public transportation, workers compensation, public funding for the Arts...the list is endless. Every cocksucker has government services he wants to protect. You want to keep those special interest spending programs? Pay for it motherfucker. Stop bitching about taxes. maaannn.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 08:27 AM
Farm subsidies, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, school lunch programs, medicare, medicaid, social security, public housing, $800 toilet seats for the Pentagon, food stamps, public transportation, workers compensation, public funding for the Arts...the list is endless. Every cocksucker has government services he wants to protect. You want to keep those special interest spending programs? Pay for it motherfucker. Stop bitching about taxes. maaannn. Here's my conundrum. I think you're being sarcastic, mostly because of your empty statements ending with maaann. But when I'm sarcastic, I don't think I come across as cunty as you. And I'm often sarcastic and quite a douche being so.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 08:29 AM
Wow, T n R really pulling it off. Thats fuckin funny.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 08:30 AM
Opie being mad at someone for finding the negative in everything.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 08:31 AM
Opie being mad at someone for finding the negative in everything.

Red paddle, red paddle!

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 08:32 AM
Screenshot featuring Don King from videogame:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/318122045_4f135f95f6.jpg

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 08:33 AM
I have been hoping FOX Sports Radio has been playing a prank on us for months.

They took off andrew sicilliano and put on the "Petros n Money Show" get it P M S, get it? it's Hi-Larious!

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 08:35 AM
I better see east side dave talking to the mad dog.

Steam
04-01-2009, 08:36 AM
When Triple H tells you to go after chicks who look like guys he speaks from experience.

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 08:37 AM
I love Sam's belief in Vince McMahon's death. Miss the FIC.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-01-2009, 08:37 AM
When Triple H tells you to go after chicks who look like guys he speaks from experience.

steve voice "YESSS!"

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 08:38 AM
hahahaha "you were bangin homless guys or somthin right?"

umo
04-01-2009, 08:40 AM
Roddy Piper in Immortal Combat (1994). If you aint seen it you suck.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 08:42 AM
hate HHH and Orton

LiddyRules
04-01-2009, 08:42 AM
Everyone knows Mr. Perfect died of Sickle Cell.

umo
04-01-2009, 08:45 AM
Roddy Piper smashes Superfly Snuka in the head with a coconut. Greatest moment ever.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 08:46 AM
I wish I could get into the wrestling talk. Although I love hearing the drooling Supafly IDs, sad but fucking funny.

Reaper G
04-01-2009, 08:47 AM
Sure, Jimmy. Flair going "WHOOO!" sucks, but if Ozzy did it, it would be awesome.

umo
04-01-2009, 08:47 AM
Wrestling referee is the best job in America. You get to officiate a sport that has no rules.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 08:49 AM
when kurt angle retires he will take flairs places as the best wrestler ever

Steam
04-01-2009, 08:50 AM
The fact that O&A were bandwagon wrestling fans during its peak and not lifelong fans is why they have no respect for the Intercontinental title.

Steam
04-01-2009, 08:50 AM
when kurt angle retires he will take flairs places as the best wrestler ever

Um.

No.

umo
04-01-2009, 08:51 AM
What happened to Miss Elizabeth?

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 08:51 AM
I thought Opie was always a fan?

JoeyDVDZ
04-01-2009, 08:52 AM
Andy Hallett is dead, for any Angel fans out here in the bag'verse. :(

Steam
04-01-2009, 08:52 AM
Somebody needs to go and find the pic of The Kat blowing the jobber.

Steam
04-01-2009, 08:52 AM
What happened to Miss Elizabeth?

She died.

I blame Lex Luger.

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 08:52 AM
What happened to Miss Elizabeth?

Lex Luger killed her

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 08:53 AM
miss E got what she deserved

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 08:54 AM
O hai shitdicks.

umo
04-01-2009, 08:55 AM
Lex Luger killed her
That's a shame. She was the hottest chick ever.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 08:55 AM
Morning everybody!!!

Oh happy day .......... :)

Stig
04-01-2009, 08:56 AM
Baby Archies? Whuss wrong wit de Archies we GOTS?

Stig
04-01-2009, 08:58 AM
A moment of silence, please, for Kurt Hennig.
...He died of Perfection.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u24/pagroth/Mr20Perfect20Front.jpg?t=1238587056

Mobo
04-01-2009, 08:58 AM
G'morning everahbawdah.

Baby Archies? Whuss wrong wit de Archies we GOTS?

What's the name of some a dem other big headed baby cartoons we got?

umo
04-01-2009, 08:59 AM
George "the Animal" Steele...all time favorite.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 08:59 AM
aint it curt? i always spelled it curt henning

Steam
04-01-2009, 08:59 AM
miss E got what she deserved

Wow, shows how little you know.

Baby Archies? Whuss wrong wit de Archies we GOTS?

Lil' Archies fucking ruled when I was 9.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:00 AM
ooooooooo moby and stig!!!!!!!!!!

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:00 AM
aint it curt? i always spelled it curt henning

You are correct.

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:00 AM
A moment of silence, please, for Kurt Hennig.
...He died of Perfection.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u24/pagroth/Mr20Perfect20Front.jpg?t=1238587056

The asterisk after his name denotes that some of his stats might be tainted by the injection of Perfection.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:00 AM
Roddy Piper.

My favorite EVER.

Three Hole Puncher
04-01-2009, 09:01 AM
Wrestling died with Haystacks Calhoun.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:02 AM
my mom dated hill billy jim HA

Vyce
04-01-2009, 09:02 AM
I think Cherry and I are the only ones who are loving this break. And maybe the only ones who are recognizing all these names.

umo
04-01-2009, 09:02 AM
Doink the Clown.

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 09:03 AM
Wow, shows how little you know.




She did. You don't hang out with junkie lex luger and not expect to get a hot dose.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:03 AM
I think Cherry and I are the only ones who are loving this break. And maybe the only ones who are recognizing all these names.

no moby and stiggy are fans to and some other guy i cant see hes on my ignore list

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 09:04 AM
I think Cherry and I are the only ones who are loving this break. And maybe the only ones who are recognizing all these names.


This is Break of the Month.

I <3 Old School Wrestling.

Reaper G
04-01-2009, 09:04 AM
I think Cherry and I are the only ones who are loving this break. And maybe the only ones who are recognizing all these names.

And me!

Reaper G
04-01-2009, 09:05 AM
Adrian Adonis died 20 years ago. Get with the times!

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:05 AM
I think Cherry and I are the only ones who are loving this break. And maybe the only ones who are recognizing all these names.

Um, I'm here sir, and I think I know just a tad more than Cherry. I still want to take on Sam in useless wrestling trivia.

She did. You don't hang out with junkie lex luger and not expect to get a hot dose.

She had no one helping her.

Did Sam say that Adrian Adonis died an "ok death"? He was in a horrible car accident.

Dummy.

umo
04-01-2009, 09:06 AM
The Ultimate Warrior

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 09:06 AM
Adrian Adonis died when a van he was riding in accidentally drove into a lake.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:06 AM
i only know these guys from legends of wrestling 2

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:06 AM
Adrian Adonis died 20 years ago. Get with the times!

Yeah, it was part of the string of wrestling accidents on July 4th. I think it was three years in a row with something noteworthy happened.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:07 AM
Did Sam say that Adrian Adonis died an "ok death"? He was in a horrible car accident.

Dummy.

By "ok" he meant it wasn't drugs or steriod related. They don't usually induct those people into the fake wrestling HOF.

:p

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:07 AM
i only know these guys from legends of wrestling 2

Precisely, which shows why you shouldn't be commenting on "the best wrestler ever".

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:08 AM
Precisely, which shows why you shouldn't be commenting on "the best wrestler ever".

:icon_lol:

I love the old school stuff.

Miss Saturday Night Main Event ....

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:08 AM
When Bobby Heenan changed him from Steve Lombardi to The Brooklyn Brawler, he won some matches.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:09 AM
he went heel one time and became the boston brawler

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:09 AM
omg if they mention my trainer im gonna mark out


comon tonga kid

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:09 AM
:icon_lol:

I love the old school stuff.

Miss Saturday Night Main Event ....

They released a DVD of the Best of SNME. Brought back some memories. I loved trying to take a nap on Saturday afternoon to stay up late enough to watch. I was successful about 75% of the time.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:10 AM
who's your trainer?

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:11 AM
A moment of silence, please, for Kurt Hennig.
...He died of Perfection.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u24/pagroth/Mr20Perfect20Front.jpg?t=1238587056

I just noticed the asterisk after his name. Does that mean that his perfect record was tainted by steroids?

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:11 AM
who's your trainer?

80s super staaaaaaaaaaa Tonga kid!

Arc Lite
04-01-2009, 09:11 AM
Holy fucking shit make it stop.

Reaper G
04-01-2009, 09:12 AM
Dusty just had a splotch. If you want lumps all over one's body, try Genichiro Tenryu.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:12 AM
They released a DVD of the Best of SNME. Brought back some memories. I loved trying to take a nap on Saturday afternoon to stay up late enough to watch. I was successful about 75% of the time.

:icon_lol:

I used to do the same thing. And me and my friends would have sleepovers and order pizza ... it was such a big deal. It ruled.

umo
04-01-2009, 09:12 AM
The Von Erich wrestling family. All of them committed suicide.

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:13 AM
80s super staaaaaaaaaaa Tonga kid!

Superstar is used a little liberally don't you think?

I'll never forgive him for fucking with Matilda.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:13 AM
I just noticed the asterisk after his name. Does that mean that his perfect record was tainted by steroids?

I got a Mr. Perfect autograph back in the day. My dad was the VP of a cable company, and he met him at a convention. My brother held it over my head forever that he got his autograph "To Bill, be cool, Mr. Perfect!" and mine just said "To Roman... Mr. Perfect"

80s super staaaaaaaaaaa Tonga kid!
oh I thought it was gonna be the fat hairy gross dude from Beyond The Mat.

Vyce
04-01-2009, 09:13 AM
Um, I'm here sir, and I think I know just a tad more than Cherry. I still want to take on Sam in useless wrestling trivia.


I am being modest, and honest, when I say that I could beat probably just about any of you. And Sam.

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:13 AM
I just noticed the asterisk after his name. Does that mean that his perfect record was tainted by steroids?

The asterisk after his name denotes that some of his stats might be tainted by the injection of Perfection.

No reading ass.

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:14 AM
:icon_lol:

I used to do the same thing. And me and my friends would have sleepovers and order pizza ... it was such a big deal. It ruled.

It definitely did rule. They will never be able to recreate that.

The Von Erich wrestling family. All of them committed suicide.

Untrue. David died suspiciously but not of suicide.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:14 AM
I liked WCW with the NWO ... I used to love Hall & Nash.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:14 AM
ah well the did mention afa and sika im happy

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:14 AM
I am being modest, and honest, when I say that I could beat probably just about any of you. And Sam.

Not to sure about that. I have a lot of useless knowledge.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:15 AM
No reading ass.

Sarcastic ass.

Morning Mobo ... my most favoritest person here.

:D

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:15 AM
He called farting "beefing"... how 80's.

Reaper G
04-01-2009, 09:16 AM
I am being modest, and honest, when I say that I could beat probably just about any of you. And Sam.

I could hold my own, but I'll admit I can get the past 10 years jumbled up.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:16 AM
I would kill IN TNA trivia

Reaper G
04-01-2009, 09:17 AM
I liked WCW with the NWO ... I used to love Hall & Nash.

Enabler. :action-sm

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:17 AM
Sarcastic ass.

Morning Mobo ... my most favoritest person here.

:D

I like to go to Mobo's and get a King of the Juice combo. You have no idea how many times I watched Clerks 2 before I actually got that joke.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:18 AM
wish WWE would to sacramento i might be able to get a jobber match oh wait heat is not on anymore :(

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 09:19 AM
The Sam theme song is possibly the best parody ever.

Pearce
04-01-2009, 09:19 AM
I am being modest, and honest, when I say that I could beat probably just about any of you. And Sam.

I don't know. Me of today, maybe, but 2 years ago I was fucking obsessed with wrestling.

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:19 AM
Sarcastic ass.

Morning Mobo ... my most favoritest person here.

:D

for now.....good thing I'm leaving early today....

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:19 AM
I like to go to Mobo's and get a King of the Juice combo. You have no idea how many times I watched Clerks 2 before I actually got that joke.

Pssssst .... don't tell Mobo... you're actually my favorite.:rolleyes:

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:22 AM
i like to go to mobo's and get a king of the juice combo. You have no idea how many times i watched clerks 2 before i actually got that joke.

he blended for your sins!

Pearce
04-01-2009, 09:23 AM
LOL @ Norton's apology promo

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:24 AM
Pssssst .... don't tell Mobo... you're actually my favorite.:rolleyes:

Fickle little cunt.

Steam
04-01-2009, 09:25 AM
I don't know. Me of today, maybe, but 2 years ago I was fucking obsessed with wrestling.

Yeah, but I was like that for years upon years. They are finally starting to break me now.

Anyway, I'm off to work. Later fuckers.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:25 AM
pssssst .... Don't tell mobo... You're actually my favorite.:rolleyes:

lwlwayki!

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:25 AM
Fickle little cunt.

WHAT!?!?!? I thought you were leaving .... FUUUCK!!!



:rolleyes:

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:26 AM
I got a Mr. Perfect autograph back in the day. My dad was the VP of a cable company, and he met him at a convention. My brother held it over my head forever that he got his autograph "To Bill, be cool, Mr. Perfect!" and mine just said "To Roman... Mr. Perfect"


Lookss to me like he passed the Perfect torch to you, Razor.

He called farting "beefing"... how 80's.

Tonga Kid calls it "Beefing." Coincidence?

Pearce
04-01-2009, 09:26 AM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8066/img00227200904010820jpg.jpg

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:29 AM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8066/img00227200904010820jpg.jpg

that picture makes me ashamed to be a fan.....I am not represented by any of those people.

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:29 AM
wish WWE would to sacramento i might be able to get a jobber match oh wait heat is not on anymore :(

Oh, I'll give you a Jobber match... :bj:

English Gent
04-01-2009, 09:29 AM
Yep, so famous, Opie, that you got her name wrong............

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:30 AM
that picture makes me ashamed to be a fan.....I am not represented by any of those people.

You're not blurry?

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:30 AM
Lookss to me like he passed the Perfect torch to you, Razor.



Tonga Kid calls it "Beefing." Coincidence?

we always make fun of him because he carrys a WWF championship around


he never won it!

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 09:30 AM
don king doesn't believe in cpt

samurai
04-01-2009, 09:30 AM
I liked WCW with the NWO ... I used to love Hall & Nash.

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/3/5/2/7/507253_356x237.jpg?

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:31 AM
http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/3/5/2/7/507253_356x237.jpg?

That's Opie and Anthony at WAAF.














I know...I know...

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:32 AM
This game sounds like shit.

samurai
04-01-2009, 09:33 AM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8066/img00227200904010820jpg.jpg

Average cholesterol- 736

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:33 AM
I'm going to switch to a rap station so I can at least hear beats behind childish rhyming.

Fuck you, Don King.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:34 AM
This game sounds like shit.

You just hate anything that black people come in and promote ...

Fucking racist. :action-sm

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:34 AM
then im like GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA I AINT GOT NO TREE FIDDY

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 09:34 AM
All of this talking. I think he's promoting a Wii game?

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:34 AM
You're not blurry?

I'm strictly high definition, baby.

English Gent
04-01-2009, 09:34 AM
Don King annoys the fucking shit out of me.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 09:35 AM
I'm going to switch to a rap station so I can at least hear beats behind childish rhyming.

Fuck you, Don King.

And I am going to Dunkin' Donuts to get a muffin.

I hate Don King. See you kids soooooon.

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:36 AM
Don King = Goofy Rev. Al.


oh, p.s., this game will NOT make you physically fit.

SOS
04-01-2009, 09:37 AM
wonder if Anthony will do his Don King impression.

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:37 AM
Of course Don King has met Obama....he's a convicted murderer.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:38 AM
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/303_chef_folks.gif

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 09:39 AM
Have they ever asked Don King about the time he pistol whipped a guy to death?

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:39 AM
You just hate anything that black people come in and promote ...

Fucking racist. :action-sm

I wasn't an actual racist until now. It was all fun and games.
Now I hate black people.
In about an hour, I won't. But right now, I REALLY hate black people.
Fuckin' Don King... :mad4:













:action-sm Sorry, darkies.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:40 AM
what about your caramel baby stig :(

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:41 AM
of course Don King supports the current situation.....it's a black guy that's collecting 3 times more than the guy that's doing all the actual work. He can relate.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:41 AM
Obama's bringing transparency??

Buy pushing through a trillion dollar stimulus bill that no one read?!?!?!?!

Buy putting out an 8,000 earmark spending bill?


Sounds like someone is following along racial lines huh

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 09:42 AM
Transparency!

I almost choked on my pretzel when I heard that.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:43 AM
I almost choked on my pretzel when I heard that.

HOT! what did he say? :action-sm

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 09:43 AM
Ugh, we get it Obama is Super Negro and him and Jesus the flyin Zombie Jew are going to save the world.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 09:44 AM
Sounds like someone is following along racial lines huh

Of course he is. He supported Bush in 2000 and 2004.

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:44 AM
Transparency!

I almost choked on my pretzel when I heard that.

Careful....we almost lost W. that way.

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:44 AM
what about your caramel baby stig :(

Maybe after Don King leaves.
Besides, you're Blaxican.






Tonga Kid? Srsly? http://www.esspromotions.com/website/assets/images/TONGA_KID_med.jpg
Does he still dress like this?

CousinDave
04-01-2009, 09:45 AM
Have they ever asked Don King about the time he pistol whipped a guy to death?


He talked about it the first time he was on the show.

I always liked Don King, until now

Needless to say, I won't be buying this Wii game

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:45 AM
ok...no.....fuckin' seriously.....someone tell me when it's over.

samurai
04-01-2009, 09:46 AM
Wow, Don speaks TWO languages. Broken English and broken German.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:46 AM
Maybe after Don King leaves.
Besides, you're Blaxican.






Tonga Kid? Srsly? http://www.esspromotions.com/website/assets/images/TONGA_KID_med.jpg
Does he still dress like this?

nah he dresses like rosey and jamal baseball and basketball gear and he carrys a WWF title around and we all give him shit about it

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 09:46 AM
Careful....we almost lost W. that way.

Don't worry it was a soft pretzel.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 09:47 AM
Does he actually say anything?

Mobo
04-01-2009, 09:48 AM
Wow, Don speaks TWO languages. Broken English and broken German.

heh heh....

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 09:48 AM
This is physically tiring to hear.

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:49 AM
nah he dresses like rosey and jamal baseball and basketball gear and he carrys a WWF title around and we all give him shit about it

The European Championship, maybe? (or one of the other retired straps?)


Winning the I.C. belt is like a winning Special Olympics medal. The "You're Not Quite Good Enough Award. :icon_lol:

umo
04-01-2009, 09:49 AM
Obama's bringing transparency??
Buy pushing through a trillion dollar stimulus bill that no one read?
Buy putting out an 8,000 earmark spending bill?
Do you know the difference between buy and by?

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:49 AM
This is physically tiring to hear.

I think I'm gonna listen to Fred from Brooklyn's BadKitty Tribute show.

I called in to it like 3 times.

Apparently he's re-running it on www.fredfrombrooklyn.com

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:49 AM
This is physically tiring to hear.

I took off the headphones.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:50 AM
We need an Italian Plumber to come into studio and scare Don King away with a hammer!

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 09:50 AM
"A tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury signifying nothing!" There I quoted Shakespeare on Wackbag.

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 09:50 AM
The European Championship, maybe? (or one of the other retired straps?)


Winning the I.C. belt is like a winning Special Olympics medal. The "You're Not Quite Good Enough Award. :icon_lol:

lol no he carrys around the WWF title from 2000

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/WWF_Championship_1998_-_2002.jpg/800px-WWF_Championship_1998_-_2002.jpg

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:52 AM
"A tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury signifying nothing!" There I quoted Shakespeare on Wackbag.

You actually summarized Wackbag.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 09:52 AM
He would be the Secretary of Feets Dont Fail Me Now!

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 09:53 AM
http://www.dasgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/don-king.jpg


morning folks :hi2:

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:53 AM
We need an Italian Plumber to come into studio and scare Don King away with a hammer!

As soon as he's done writing this policy rider...
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/Movies/smbss.jpg

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 09:53 AM
Had to punch out. couldn't take it.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:53 AM
well at least he gives Bush the credit he deserves for looking beyond peoples' race.

But the reason Bush paved the way for Obama was because he gave up governing after the 2006 elections.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 09:54 AM
I think I'm gonna listen to Fred from Brooklyn's BadKitty Tribute show.

I called in to it like 3 times.

Apparently he's re-running it on www.fredfrombrooklyn.com

This visit from Don King has motivated me to get to work on my podcast.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 09:56 AM
As soon as he's done writing this policy rider...
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/Movies/smbss.jpg

I forgot that fuckin' Captain Lou Albano was the live-action Mario

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:57 AM
This visit from Don King has motivated me to get to work on my podcast.

If it's awful enough, maybe Ron will give you a Saturday night slot.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:58 AM
I forgot that fuckin' Captain Lou Albano was the live-action Mario

I miss Brooklyn Mario.

I haaaaaaaaaaate Fresh off the boat wop it'sa-me Madddio Mario.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 09:58 AM
If it's awful enough, maybe Ron will give you a Saturday night slot.

I don't have a girl to co-host. :(

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:58 AM
He made the time in prison serve him, alright. He learned how to steal and get away with it.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 09:59 AM
This visit from Don King has motivated me to get to work on my podcast.

The Don and Don and Don Show...

with Don The Trucker

Don King

and Don Corleone?

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 09:59 AM
Car salesmen talk like this. He reads a bible and thesaurus and double talks.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 09:59 AM
If it's awful enough, maybe Ron will give you a Saturday night slot.but only if you actively financially support Dave & Casey

Stig
04-01-2009, 09:59 AM
I don't have a girl to co-host. :(

Just grab a drunk or a retard. Or both. It's RADIO GOLD!

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 10:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viIYtvHwLVk

this makes more sense to me.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:00 AM
This visit from Don King has motivated me to get to work on my podcast.

You has a link so I can take a listen, or jus PM me with it. I like hearin other peoples stuff.

Stig
04-01-2009, 10:01 AM
Don King lubs dis gubbamint!

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 10:01 AM
but only if you actively financially support Dave & Casey

He already does... he pays taxes!

samurai
04-01-2009, 10:02 AM
Sirius'/XM newest feature-
http://www.citrusheights.net/images/closed_caption.gif

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:02 AM
but only if you actively financially support dave & casey

qft

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 10:03 AM
The Don and Don and Don Show...

with Don The Trucker

Don King

and Don Corleone?

I think Don Geronimo a lookng for work.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 10:04 AM
I think Don Geronimo a lookng for work.

I'd car crash that line...

but I think that'd hit a little too close to home ;)

Cherry Pie
04-01-2009, 10:04 AM
im so lost

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:05 AM
hahaha, "So what she's got a dick, she's still a pretty girl!"

http://crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/033109_fishing_lady.jpg

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 10:05 AM
You has a link so I can take a listen, or jus PM me with it. I like hearin other peoples stuff.

At the rate I'm going it should be ready to listen to around 2037.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:05 AM
im so lost

Just listen to Rev. Don King he'll guide you to the righteous path. lol

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 10:06 AM
wow. way to go out on a limb don.

"I admire Martin Luther King"... sheesh.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:06 AM
Don King lubs dis gubbamint!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a102/dheredia4/lub.jpg

Stig
04-01-2009, 10:06 AM
im so lost

Have you tried Hare Krishna?











Razor will get that one.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:07 AM
At the rate I'm going t should be ready to listen to around 2037.

Trust me I hear ya dude. I'm righting a scifi book and stuck in the mud, so I will probably be ready to release mine in 30 years too.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 10:07 AM
wow. way to go out on a limb don.

"I admire Martin Luther King"... sheesh.

The only famous black guy he never got to steal from.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:08 AM
Sirius'/XM newest feature-
http://www.citrusheights.net/images/closed_caption.gif
hahahaha
I think Don Geronimo a lookng for work.I'd car crash that line...

but I think that'd hit a little too close to home ;):haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 10:09 AM
Have you tried Hare Krishna?











Razor will get that one.
:icon_mrgr

I hear that Doc Hopper's looking for a spokesman.

IsThatATrain ?
04-01-2009, 10:10 AM
From bad, to worse

Pearce
04-01-2009, 10:10 AM
I like the Mad Dog

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:10 AM
Mad Dog? I hope we get dueling Russo's

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 10:10 AM
brave the hazards of inclement weather and whatever beleagures you every day?

!??!?!?

Stig
04-01-2009, 10:10 AM
Oh fuckin' christ... Mad Dog and his fake fucking voice.

Mobo
04-01-2009, 10:11 AM
Trust me I hear ya dude. I'm righting a scifi book and stuck in the mud, so I will probably be ready to release mine in 30 years too.

It's about an alternate reality Earth, where we elect a black president, and expect everything that's wrong to be righted again....how do you come up with a believable ending to something like that?

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:12 AM
All we need now is Patrice in studio and the XM Sirius satellites will leave fuckin orbit and explode.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:13 AM
It's about an alternate reality Earth, where we elect a black president, and expect everything that's wrong to be righted again....how do you come up with a believable ending to something like that?

At the end, it turns out we've all been dead the whole time!!!!

Danesy
04-01-2009, 10:13 AM
I hate his voice, but I like Mad Dog's show.

samurai
04-01-2009, 10:14 AM
Oh fuckin' christ... Mad Dog and his fake fucking voice.

Isn't it great. 45 minutes of Filibuster Douglas, followed by 45 minutes of screaming Whitey.

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 10:14 AM
speaking of Fedor... has anyone seen his drawings?

he draws little furry animals and precious moments kids... I shit you not

http://www.mmaroot.com/fedor-emelianenkos-drawings-picture-gallery/

Stig
04-01-2009, 10:14 AM
Trust me I hear ya dude. I'm righting a scifi book and stuck in the mud, so I will probably be ready to release mine in 30 years too.

I can't wait to wreed it.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:15 AM
Don's right there...MMA was the original, and for boxing to actually re-emerge, they need a new character who's successful. The fucking Klitchko's SUUUUUUUCK. 1 title defense in 4 years? In Germany? Against some fuckin' tomato-can? Fuck you and your shitty sport. Unify all the 135,468,541 heavyweight titles and watch people pay attention

Danesy
04-01-2009, 10:16 AM
I can't wait to wreed it.

:icon_lol:

I giggled.

Funny, Nice Stiggy is baaaaaaack!!!! :rolleyes:

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:16 AM
speaking of Fedor... has anyone seen his drawings?

he draws little furry animals and precious moments kids... I shit you not

http://www.mmaroot.com/fedor-emelianenkos-drawings-picture-gallery/

http://www.mmaroot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fedor-emelianenko-drawing-8.jpg

hahahahaha, that's fuckin ridiculous. Lil' guy looks like Fedor's about to break his neck

samurai
04-01-2009, 10:17 AM
I can't wait for Don to ask if Opie is sick.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:17 AM
I can't wait to wreed it.

Tee hee :icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 10:17 AM
Segregation caused them to fight in Zaire? In 1974?

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:18 AM
I think we could use Dons mouth as a renewable source of energy for the planet.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 10:18 AM
OK, I can't stand him anymore ... Mandatory Metallica time.

:p

Stig
04-01-2009, 10:18 AM
:icon_lol:

I giggled.

Funny, Nice Stiggy is baaaaaaack!!!! :rolleyes:

And better than ever.
Tougher than leather.
Tickle my balls with a feather.
All that other shit.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 10:19 AM
http://www.mmaroot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fedor-emelianenko-drawing-8.jpg

hahahahaha, that's fuckin ridiculous. Lil' guy looks like Fedor's about to break his neck

I have a feeling that if Fedor wasn't an MMA fighter he would be klling hookers in Moscow on the reg.

CousinDave
04-01-2009, 10:20 AM
I hate his voice, but I like Mad Dog's show.


That's because you think his show is about alcohol.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 10:20 AM
And better than ever.
Tougher than leather.
Tickle my balls with a feather.
All that other shit.

YAY! I missed you.

Holy shit Don King is a blowhard.

Stig
04-01-2009, 10:20 AM
OK, I can't stand him anymore ... Mandatory Metallica time.

:p

No, no... It's still optional. But enjoy that if you like.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 10:21 AM
That's because you think his show is about alcohol.

OK, when Mobo does it ... it's witty. This is just stupid. Soooo ...

ABooooooooo.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:21 AM
Wheeew! Holy shit is it actually over? I took 3 percocet 2 hours ago and this fucking coversation has kept me in pain!

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:22 AM
http://www.pre-ordergames.co.uk/images/Don%20King%20Presents%20Prizefighter%20Boxing%20xb 360.jpg http://www.donking.com/news09/dkboxing_wii/images/dkboxing_wiiLarge.jpg

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 10:23 AM
That could be both the best and worst intervew of all time.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:23 AM
I have a feeling that if Fedor wasn't an MMA fighter he would be killing hookers in Moscow on the reg.
What's to say that he isn't? I wouldn't be shocked if he worked for the Red Mafyia

Stig
04-01-2009, 10:25 AM
Don't plug, JD. It's undignified.

clownfish
04-01-2009, 10:26 AM
Wheeew! Holy shit is it actually over? I took 3 percocet 2 hours ago and this fucking coversation has kept me in pain!



This shit is unlistenable.

KNUCKLEUP
04-01-2009, 10:31 AM
zomg! upside down thread!

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:31 AM
Don't plug, JD. It's undignified.

hey, SOS isn't in the thread, I gotta do it. It's in the fine print of the Mod Contract. :icon_redf

(besides, the screenshots of Don King Boxing (http://reviews.cnet.com/wii-games/don-king-boxing-wii/4535-9993_7-32786360.html?tag=mncol;rnav) actually look pretty decent)

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:36 AM
Today a conga line of babbling jack asses?

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 10:36 AM
zomg! upside down thread!

Hey, a girl! Wanna do a podcast? :p

Pearce
04-01-2009, 10:36 AM
Who cares about 1927?

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 10:37 AM
Who cares about 1927?

old people?

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:38 AM
Dempsey may have fought only 1 fight a year, but that's still significantly more than Klitchko

Mobo
04-01-2009, 10:38 AM
Who cares about 1927?

My granny.....that was the year she won the title of "Dame with the Best Figure".

Razor Roman
04-01-2009, 10:39 AM
My granny.....that was the year she won the title of "Dame with the Best Figure".

I'm spending too much time on facebook. I wanted to click that I "liked" your post.

NortonsGravyLeg
04-01-2009, 10:39 AM
Thats the year all the way may was deep dicked by apple cart jim.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 10:39 AM
Who cares about 1927?

Fez? That was the year he graduated college after all.

samurai
04-01-2009, 10:42 AM
I have a feeling that if Fedor wasn't an MMA fighter he would be klling hookers in Moscow on the reg.

What's to say that he isn't? I wouldn't be shocked if he worked for the Red Mafyia

He's a little too religulous for that. The ultra quiet, spiritual kind. Not the beat you to death with a bible kind. His brother, however, looks like he could be "affiliated".
http://www.mmatattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/alexander-emelianenko.jpg

KNUCKLEUP
04-01-2009, 10:48 AM
*zero* interest in sports talk.

Deadhead
04-01-2009, 10:48 AM
Today a conga line of babbling jack asses?

Sports Talk Wenssdeeeee !


Mornin Yall.

Stig
04-01-2009, 10:52 AM
YAY! I missed you.

Holy shit Don King is a blowhard.

He's going to call Ron and Fez and talk about how great things used to be.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 10:53 AM
Technically it's Bonds, but I'd much rather give it back to Maris

it sure as shit isn't Sosa

Stig
04-01-2009, 10:53 AM
*zero* interest in sports talk.

QFT, Miss.

Awful Me
04-01-2009, 10:54 AM
Todays show is rivetizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:06 AM
I didn't see Milk.

The Wrestler was a good movie that I enjoyed. And Marisa Tomei was (is) sexy as hell

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 11:07 AM
I like these visits from Mad Dog. He knows so much, I can learn a but about sports I don't know without having to listen to horrible sports radio. It makes me a more well rounded person.

Ugh that sounds douchey.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:08 AM
hahahaha

Mad Dog: I read books
Adam Ferarra: Show off.

I can buy beers at UConn football games. Get a wristband and pay $8 per beer :(

Pearce
04-01-2009, 11:10 AM
The Wrestler was a good movie that I enjoyed. And Marisa Tomei was (is) sexy as hell

Absolutely. My favorite part in that movie is The bar scene where that horrible 80's song is playing and they're reminiscing like it was the greatest music of all time. Classic.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:15 AM
oh man, they're getting reamed out already over at the new place? I really fucking hope that they get to scream and rant and rave about management

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:18 AM
Ant: Want a grape?

http://www.homeboozekit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/grapes300w.jpg

hahahahah
hahahaha, fuckin love Jimmy. "Mike was pissed cause he couldn't fly first class, so he had to put his tampon back in and just stay home"


Oh man, could you imagine what Joe Namath would have said if it was Erin Andrews instead of Suzy Kolber on the sidelines?

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/lrg-58-erin-andrews-new-2-0.jpg

vadersnutz
04-01-2009, 11:28 AM
Wow another Philly threw snowballs at Santa reference.That was 40 fucking years ago! Let it go!

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:31 AM
hahahaha, love Jimmy's "Oooohhh...." in the background

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:33 AM
oh fuck did I LOAAAAATTTHE that Yankees song

Danesy
04-01-2009, 11:34 AM
oh fuck do I LOAAAAATTTHE the Yankees

X2.

:rolleyes:

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:35 AM
hahaha, your fix has spelling errors! :fu: :icon_wink

Danesy
04-01-2009, 11:36 AM
hahaha, your fix has spelling errors! :fu: :icon_wink

Not anymore.

:rolleyes:

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:38 AM
I can edit it back :angel:
but I'm not gonna bother

I assume the "wrapping up" is "Worst of"

Danesy
04-01-2009, 11:39 AM
I can edit it back :angel:
but I'm not gonna bother

I assume the "wrapping up" is "Worst of"

Awww ... come on ... has being a Mod really made you lose your sense of humor ... :(

I giggled. And I guess that's the only audience that matters. :p

Stig
04-01-2009, 11:40 AM
I can edit it back :angel:
but I'm not gonna bother

I assume the "wrapping up" is "Worst of"

You're a mod. Tell the boys to go to 11, like it says in the commercials.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:47 AM
You're a mod. Tell the boys to go to 11, like it says in the commercials.

The Bat-Signal is restricted to Admin's only :rolleyes:

although a very good Live version of King Nothing is on 42, so I'm happy

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:51 AM
Chris was entertaining. Whore in the audience can just shut her fat yap. Oh it's Lady Trucker? I'm guessing she can't shut it

Pearce
04-01-2009, 11:51 AM
Lady Trucker in studio? UGH

Danesy
04-01-2009, 11:51 AM
The Bat-Signal is restricted to Admin's only :rolleyes:

although a very good Live version of King Nothing is on 42, so I'm happy

I am so obsessed with the Metallica channel. It's awesome.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 11:53 AM
Ugh. Why the kid glove treatment of that pig?

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 11:55 AM
hahahaha, "Get on the plane ya fuckin' asshole!"
How was your Spring?

haha, an innertube. It's a fat-gut joke!

KNUCKLEUP
04-01-2009, 11:56 AM
that crowd is really overdoing it on the laughter.

the "lunch" line really wasn't that funny.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 11:58 AM
Lady Trucker in studio? UGH

She had to take the bridge over, too big to fit in the tunnel.

KNUCKLEUP
04-01-2009, 11:59 AM
lady trucker is taking a beating.

Stig
04-01-2009, 12:01 PM
lady trucker is taking a beating.

Some chicks are into that kind of thing.

Pearce
04-01-2009, 12:01 PM
lady trucker is taking a beating.

Rightfully so.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 12:01 PM
lady trucker is taking a beating.
unfortunately it wasn't with a tire iron.

I'd like autographs from MVP, JBL, & the best announcer in the company Matt Striker.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 12:02 PM
lady trucker is taking a beating.

Not enough of one. I want Passion of the Christ level, they're giving us hack roast jokes.

Stig
04-01-2009, 12:02 PM
Uh-oh... David said Jersey. You know what that mzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 12:03 PM
"What are ya gonna give Dane Cook?"
"A copy of Louie CK's newest stand-up DVD"

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 12:08 PM
hahahaha, Opie fucking Twitter this pillow!!!

Stig
04-01-2009, 12:08 PM
Looks like Terrorpin is off the roster.
http://www.longislandrollerrebels.com/teams.php

Pearce
04-01-2009, 12:09 PM
I bet if you squeeze it tight enough, jizz oozes out

edit: tremendous setup, I understand, I stink

Stig
04-01-2009, 12:10 PM
These guys don't actually believe that cum is the only thing that shows up under a black light, do they?

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 12:12 PM
These guys don't actually believe that cum is the only thing that shows up under a black light, do they?

Its live radio, after 11. Cut them some slack.

Stig
04-01-2009, 12:14 PM
Its live radio, after 11. Cut them some slack.

Not enough of one. I want Passion of the Christ level, they're giving us hack roast jokes.

:action-sm

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 12:15 PM
Looks like Terrorpin is off the roster.
http://www.longislandrollerrebels.com/teams.php
Her real name was Janet...but her name didn't provide a link.

I loved Jimmy's "You're going to kill yourself?" line

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 12:17 PM
David is actually getting better on the radio. I hate that.

Did they just ask lady trucker if they upset her? Who the fuck cares? Cut that bitch up until she cries bacon grease.

TreeFortRichard
04-01-2009, 12:20 PM
i am disappointed there is no ackbag this year...or something similar

AFA
04-01-2009, 12:21 PM
Holy shit they're fucking great today

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 12:21 PM
hahahahah, Otto was very upset

Carlisi gay bashing is hysterical

transit grinder
04-01-2009, 12:23 PM
I didn't understand the Ralphie May joke.

"Too bad he already signed it, we could have him sign it again."

Someone hold my hand and explain?

Stig
04-01-2009, 12:25 PM
I thought Connor Peterson was the baby schwimmer.

AFA
04-01-2009, 12:28 PM
I didn't understand the Ralphie May joke.

"Too bad he already signed it, we could have him sign it again."

Someone hold my hand and explain?

Lady Trucker is just as fat as Ralphie May so Anthony was confusing her for Ralphie.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 12:34 PM
hahaha, a hooker's date book? :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

transit grinder
04-01-2009, 12:34 PM
Lady Trucker is just as fat as Ralphie May so Anthony was confusing her for Ralphie.

Oh jesus christ, how did I not get that.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 12:35 PM
Guy: Rectal Terror
Jimmy: Let's not bump heads getting to the impression!

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

Stig
04-01-2009, 12:35 PM
"That was a caveman looking at fire!" :haha7:

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 12:37 PM
Oooohh...only 2 more live shows until vacation!

transit grinder
04-01-2009, 12:37 PM
I only heard this last stretch, but goddamn that sounded like it was a great show.

Danesy
04-01-2009, 12:40 PM
I'd like autographs from MVP, JBL, & the best announcer in the company Matt Striker.

My son did a photo shoot with Striker for GQ magazine a few years ago, when he first came to the WWE. They did an article about how he lost his teaching job cause of wrestling. It was very cool.

DonTheTrucker
04-01-2009, 12:41 PM
Lady Trucker is just as fat as Ralphie May so Anthony was confusing her for Ralphie.

That's not fair to Ralphie. He saved the show. She's trying her best to sink it.

Stig
04-01-2009, 12:44 PM
My son did a photo shoot with Striker for a few years ago, when he first came to the WWE.

I KNEW that bastard was a pedophile... :mad4:

Stig
04-01-2009, 04:09 PM
ReKay. yay.

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 04:14 PM
Who are they talking about? Octomom?

Wilmington WOW
04-01-2009, 04:15 PM
re-kay

but it's new to me

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 04:18 PM
only thing missing is unopened reams of paper, boxes of toner, and other people's coats.
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

Say what you want about Mel, the man knows how to hold a grudge.
You were very badly *****..... you see?

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 04:20 PM
hahaha, "The cock-ring, the bar, & the studio...pretty much sums it up"

Ant's Bar:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5374/antsbar.jpg

Jimmy's Cockring:
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1148/jimsring.jpg

The new "studio":
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6121/thestudio.jpg

Stig
04-01-2009, 04:35 PM
Ric Flair is a humorless douche, isn't he?

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 04:40 PM
Ric Flair is a humorless douche, isn't he?

You would be too if you got busted open this badly by Chris Jericho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsaqOsR9T0g

speaking of Jericho...
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2159/jerichofingers.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 04:51 PM
hahaha, Angry Vince always makes me laugh
uh oh, Opie impersonation...drink!

Hacksaw Jim Duggan won the very first Royal Rumble.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k03Dp3Xzpd4

Jimmy's Dignity
04-01-2009, 05:04 PM
hahaha, I love that picture of Virgil...

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1201/wrestling1ro6.jpg

25133WhooOoAH
04-01-2009, 06:13 PM
DON KING! DON KING! DON KING!

LOL That interview was Hilarious/Classic