O&A Listening Thread 04/02/09 - Two more shows, then it's the broom closet!

[Motor Head]

Morning stinky gashes.

[Saikotic]

I just want to punch kittens right in their fuzzy lil faces... just for the dumbfounded looks I'll get.

[Motor Head]

I got really drunk one night and pissed in my cat's litterbox. The look on his face was classic. A cross between WHAT THE FUCK and HOLY SHIT YOU PISS ALOT.

Tequila - makes you think the laundry room is the bathroom since 1985.

[Motor Head]

Where the fuck are all you assholes and sociopaths? Liddy? Cherry? Loki?

Bueller....Bueller.....Bueller....

[Saikotic]

No one tweeted that pillow in black light? Too bad.

[Saikotic]

Where the fuck are all you assholes and sociopaths? Liddy? Cherry? Loki?

Bueller....Bueller.....Bueller....

I want you to get :rap:d by a plane.

[Motor Head]

I hope a monkey with Ebola shits on what's left of your face after he bites it off.

[TJLamb0518]

ruh-roh......

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Good mornin you gaggle of silly goosens :D

[StevieBloodlust]

ruh-roh......

hello exactly!

[croscoe]

This is not what I'm used to.

[StevieBloodlust]

ah, there we go

[croscoe]

Ahh... Much better.

[Saikotic]

No more vacation for me :(

[Bluestreak]

Mornin' fuckholes.

[Motor Head]

The White Master Soap - Anthony has a new favorite brand!!!

[Saikotic]

Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday.

A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.

"My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said.

"Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."

[mascan42]

Gus & Elmer . . . lib lub

[Bronx Johnny]

Morning toddler touchers

[Saikotic]

Morning toddler touchers

What's the make you? King?

[Saikotic]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z287/kimica42/kristen_stewart.jpg

Kristen Stewart from the upcoming Adventureland

[Motor Head]

Oh fuck one toddler and your labled for life.

[Bronx Johnny]

only one king his name is praise his name. You ever get a weird feeling that when u beat off into the air like a wild muslim shooting an AK-47 into the air that u might be busting one off on a dead realtive or even J.C. himself? If so, you think to much whilst beating your meat or tapping your taco.

[Awful Me]

Morning Buddays

[Saikotic]

only one king his name is praise his name. You ever get a weird feeling that when u beat off into the air like a wild muslim shooting an AK-47 into the air that u might be busting one off on a dead realtive or even J.C. himself? If so, you think to much whilst beating your meat or tapping your taco.

I've impregnated too many towels to care.

[Cherry Pie]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z287/kimica42/kristen_stewart.jpg

Kristen Stewart from the upcoming Adventureland

and the best movie ever! twilight

[croscoe]

This guy sounds like the waiter robot in Short Circuit.

[Saikotic]

SALT LAKE CITY – Police said a customer fired one or two shots into a Salt Lake City McDonald’s after the driver of the car he was in was told the restaurant was not serving lunch yet. Police said the female driver of a white Dodge Intrepid pulled up to the drive-thru and ordered from the lunch menu early Sunday but was told only breakfast was available.

Police said two men then got out of the car and one pulled a sawed-off shotgun from the trunk, shooting into the drive-thru window once or twice, The Salt Lake Tribune reported Monday. No one was injured.

The car then left the scene.



Anyone wanna play guess the race?

[Bronx Johnny]

I've impregnated too many towels to care.

Ha

[Awful Me]

Andy the Caller: They call me MISSUS TIBBS

[Saikotic]

and the best movie ever! twilight

Die. Slowly.

[Cherry Pie]

oh and morning home ayyys

[English Gent]

Hello, shitbags.

[Saikotic]

More 70's talk.

[Cherry Pie]

Die. Slowly.

im taking you with me !

[Bronx Johnny]

Twilight is for fat kids whose parents where too fucking cool doing blow to be watching them, thus they don't know what cool is.

[twatsnot]

Ahh, Morning baggers. Been gone for 4 months. What did I miss? Any mouth fucking , what about Mouth fucking?

[Awful Me]

GM's average Union Worker pay $70 an hour. Toyota $45. No wonder gm is going out of business.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I hate callers. Ive called in many times. Ive never barrelled through like half these retards do.

[Saikotic]

They should staple that cunt's tits to her upper lip

[Bronx Johnny]

They should staple that cunt's tits to her upper lip

You ever seen Strangeland might be up your alley big fella.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Danny is a retard. I know 3 cops who use their own video cams for secondary dash cams. 2 of which are HD. It may be fake but thats a shitty litmus test.

[Bronx Johnny]

Danny is a retard. I know 3 cops who use their own video cams for secondary dash cams. 2 of which are HD. It may be fake but thats a shitty litmus test.

Would those secondary camera's be admissable in court? Always wanted to know, always figuered it'd be simpler to doctor the images on those then the dept. issued ones.

[Saikotic]

You ever seen Strangeland might be up your alley big fella.

I'll sort through my porn folder and see if it's in there.

[mascan42]

Don't give anybody any ideas. Hollywood is just retarded enough to try this.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Would those secondary camera's be admissable in court? Always wanted to know, always figuered it'd be simpler to doctor the images on those then the dept. issued ones.

The guys I know do it more to cover their own asses. One friend got sued twice when the camera could have helped him. It will work in a civil trial, not sure about criminal.

[Saikotic]

I remember watching Bob Nelson do a sound effect sketch with a little duck. At the time I thought it was cute. Oof, it didn't hold up.

[English Gent]

Who the fuck is Bob Nelson?

[Bronx Johnny]

Ha not a porn its an old Wes Craven flick starring Dee Snider where he plays an online predator who has a primal fetish kinda thing Robert Englund makes a quick cameo aint great but the premise is decent, been getting into dario argento's work Italians got us beat when it comes to horror, another good shock flick is unit 731 real rats kill a real cat

[English Gent]

I've always hated Tracey Ullman's act.

[Saikotic]

Who the fuck is Bob Nelson?

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[Saikotic]

Ha not a porn its an old Wes Craven flick starring Dee Snider where he plays an online predator who has a primal fetish kinda thing Robert Englund makes a quick cameo aint great but the premise is decent, been getting into dario argento's work Italians got us beat when it comes to horror, another good shock flick is unit 731 real rats kill a real cat

......

I know. I'd almost HAVE to know, being a haunted house actor.

[English Gent]

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That was fucking atrocious.

[Razor Roman]

goodmorning shitdicks.

if you're not following me on twitter yet... please do.

twitter.com/razorroman

I need to keep my follower count about a certain stalker I have.

[Saikotic]

F1st, College Humor video:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1903752

[Vyce]

I'm actually against Obama on this. Shitty gifts, and more of the man's arrogance. Fuck him.

[Vyce]

The Queen doesn't rule the country, Jim.

[Cherry Pie]

hiiiiiiiii vyce

[English Gent]

This caller is talking shit. The Queen and her sister served in the women's auxillary back in the UK.

[English Gent]

The Queen doesn't rule the country, Jim.

Technically, yes she does.

[Bluestreak]

Technically, yes she does.

What does she do?
I thought the Royal Family were essentially figureheads that really don't affect policy.

[Cherry Pie]

what the fuck is she supposed to look like tyra banks?

[Pearce]

What does she do?

Make brits look like retards for having the same shit as every "wizards and dragons" fairytale?

[Stig]

So what if the Queen changed a tire in WWII? There are probably pictures of Michelle Obama blowing dudes at a bachelor party in 1989.

[English Gent]

What does she do?
I thought the Royal Family were essentially figureheads that really don't affect policy.

Every law requires the Royal Assent before it becomes a law. Granted, the last monarch to refuse the Royal Assent was beheaded for her efforts, though.

[English Gent]

Make brits look like retards for having the same shit as every "wizards and dragons" fairytale?

How's that Electoral College working out for ya?

[Stig]

what the fuck is she supposed to look like tyra banks?

They'd never let a darkie be the queen! Well, ok, WE made one a queen...

[Stig]

Every law requires the Royal Assent before it becomes a law. Granted, the last monarch to refuse the Royal Assent was beheaded for her efforts, though.

Checks and balances, sir. You know the law.

How's that Electoral College working out for ya?

So far - perfectly. :icon_lol:

[Cherry Pie]

stiggy grahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

[Pearce]

How's that Electoral College working out for ya?

I don't know or care, but at least it's not the Emerald Blade College where they debate whether knights should have a phoenix or a griffin on their shield.

[English Gent]

Ant's talking out of his ass about the 'detained at Her Majesty's pleasure' thing. He's said it before, but it hasn't existed since the year 1215.

[English Gent]

I don't know or care

You should take more interest in your country's politics, young man.

[DonTheTrucker]

Greetings.

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Hey! It's Gentle N****r!

[Stig]

I don't know or care, but at least it's not the Emerald Blade College where they debate whether knights should have a phoenix or a griffin on their shield.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3125/phoenixbethwwewrestlingob0.jpghttp://martin.hinchliffe.googlepages.com/PeterGriffin3_edited.jpg/PeterGriffin3_edited-full.jpg

[Cherry Pie]

Watch out its a bear!

[Cherry Pie]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3125/phoenixbethwwewrestlingob0.jpg

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm droooool

[Mobo]

This bear is a problem.......O&A should lay down and pretend to be dead.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ant's talking out of his ass about the 'detained at Her Majesty's pleasure' thing. He's said it before, but it hasn't existed since the year 1215.

Does the queen have a giant treasure hoard that she sits on top of, like a dragon?

[English Gent]

Does the queen have a giant treasure hoard that she sits on top of, like a dragon?

She used to, but she keeps her stash at Gringotts these days.

[Steam]

Tony sucked on Than & Sam. And actually, just sucked in general.

[Cherry Pie]

She used to, but she keeps her stash at Gringotts these days.

they have dragons in the old rich family vaults

[Steam]

I finally caught up on my Friday Night Lights and was able to erase all this season off my DVR. Definitely cleared up a lot of memory.

[Stig]

Ant's talking out of his ass about the 'detained at Her Majesty's pleasure' thing. He's said it before, but it hasn't existed since the year 1215.

Not officially, but you can still pay for that kind of action.
http://www.watchingbsg.com/wp-content/uploads/Tricia_Helfer_Dominatrix_1.jpg

[Stig]

they have dragons in the old rich family vaults

You guys believe the craziest shit about white folks... :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

O&A are the Velvet Underground of radio. Everyone who has a podcast listens to them.

I heard a good podcast last night....

[Cherry Pie]

You guys believe the craziest shit about with folks... :action-sm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stig made a grammar error!!!!!!!! point n laff!

[Vyce]

Technically, yes she does.

Practically, she's nothing more than a figurehead.

[Mobo]

You guys believe the craziest shit about with folks... :action-sm

Oh, Stig.....this never happens....

[Vyce]

what the fuck is she supposed to look like tyra banks?

Cherry, I'm sorry. But Michelle Obama is a hideous beast of a woman.

[Mobo]

yaaaaaay! A comedian heavy show today!!!! Maybe it'll keep the riff raff off of the microphones.

[Steam]

Cherry, I'm sorry. But Michelle Obama is a hideous beast of a woman.

I'd fuck her.

[Cherry Pie]

Cherry, I'm sorry. But Michelle Obama is a hideous beast of a woman.

yes but she looks just like any black mom that's her age

[Stig]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stig made a grammar error!!!!!!!! point n laff!

Oh, Stig.....this never happens....

I'll deny it to my dying breath. So for about 4 hours.

[Mobo]

One drunk Texan minus one Ferrari....

http://www.break.com/index/911-call-after-ferrari-mangled-by-train.html

[Stig]

Cherry, I'm sorry. But Michelle Obama is a hideous beast of a woman.

yes but she looks just like any black mom that's her age

I don't see any disagreement here.

[DonTheTrucker]

Cherry, I'm sorry. But Michelle Obama is a hideous beast of a woman.

You shouldn't talk about the First Babymama like that.

[English Gent]

Practically, she's nothing more than a figurehead.

Practically, she has a couple of important constitutional functions.

[Cherry Pie]

I don't see any disagreement here.

ANT went off saying she was ugly i was just pointing out thats what people look like

im sorry shes not a tattoo'd ugly paltalk whore

[Mobo]

Practically, she has a couple of important constitutional functions.

doesn't sound that different from what we have, actually.

[Redding]

O&A are the Velvet Underground of radio. Everyone who has a podcast listens to them.

I heard a good podcast last night....

aww thanks Don did you listen to one of my old shows? genericshow.com

[Cherry Pie]

and new page sucks up me and mobos comments

[Cherry Pie]

just wanted to bring this pic with us

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3125/phoenixbethwwewrestlingob0.jpg

[Mobo]

and new page sucks up me and mobos comments

you sucked my what, now?

[Stig]

Practically, she has a couple of important constitutional functions.

That's correct; if a dragon actually DOES show up, she's supposed to "Appease" it somehow. With her mouth.

[Redding]

**** my house....Derosa is brilliant

[DonTheTrucker]

aww thanks Don did you listen to one of my old shows? genericshow.com

:D I was hoping Roman was here to hit that softball plug opportunity, but glad someone got it...

Unfortunately I haven't had time to check out any of your shows besides the on XM played but I really lked that one.

[Redding]

:D I was hoping Roman was here to hit that softball plug opportunity, but glad someone got it...

Unfortunately I haven't had time to check out any of your shows besides the on XM played but I really lked that one.

ooooo thank you sir

[Danesy]

Morning everyone.

I still have a job, for now. I just found out my company is planning massive layoffs.

:(

[Cherry Pie]

[jewish mom]donuts are bad for youuuuu [/jewish mom]

[English Gent]

Actually, the funny thing about the UK monarchy is that the whole thing would have been abolished in any meaningful sense years ago, were it not for the fact that millions of American and Japanese tourists travel to the UK each year to lap it all up.

[Mobo]

Morning everyone.

I still have a job, for now. I just found out my company is planning massive layoffs.

:(

How's the new cigarette tax treating you?

[DonTheTrucker]

That reminds me, I need to mail my rent check out....

[Danesy]

How's the new cigarette tax treating you?

I am just going to walk into traffic at lunchtime. This is ridiclious.

Oh yea, and I am sick today.

[Cherry Pie]

so they want to live in shitty new york and not a nicer new york?

[DonTheTrucker]

so they want to live in shitty new york and not a nicer new york?

That's what everyone says until it happens.

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, World.
How goes, et-cetera?

[English Gent]

That door-to-door salesman fucking RULES!

[Mobo]

Good morning, World.
How goes, et-cetera?

Good morning, sir....how was your trip to the studio?

[Pearce]

Warning: random and shitty post ahead

I know this is old and a really long intro, but when they plugged mogulus earlier I noticed The Regular Guys use that as their paltalk. You don't even need to sign up for the chat so I went in and started making jokes about how TRG use foundrymusic for showprep, etc. Their producer Sebastian mods the room and kind of addressed it. He never denied that they stole from them though.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/841/regularguys.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, sir....how was your trip to the studio?

Oh, it was awesome. I got a T-shirt and saw a guy from "Lost" a few feet away from me. And then I got to sit in studio for Ron and Fez for two and a half hours of Birf phone calls. Hilarity thus ensued.

[Stig]

Actually, the funny thing about the UK monarchy is that the whole thing would have been abolished in any meaningful sense years ago, were it not for the fact that millions of American and Japanese tourists travel to the UK each year to lap it all up.

The Damned - Lovely Money
(Vanian/Scabies/Sensible/Gray)

They come to see the dungeons here
The tourists flock from far and near
They do the tower and try the beer

The picking pockets cost your life
And every jury has a price
They bring the kids and show the wife

It makes them proud to be around
And take their summer piccies
To drink at night in Soho bars
And end up feeling sickie
And we're all making money
Lovely money

Rubber necks with cash to burn
Export criminals return
They keep on coming, never learn

They fill their diaries page by page
And make it sound so thrilling
They're searching for the real thing
They're flushed and they are willing
And we're all making money
Lovely money

The victors of the opium wars
Now take their trips and open doors
They stand upon the actual floors
Actual floors, actual floors

It makes them proud to be around
And take their summer piccies
To drink at night in Soho bars
And end up feeling sickie

More money, more money
More money, more money

Now off you go, away you fly
We've had your money now goodbye
We fleeced you good we bled you dry
Goodbye goodbye

[Mobo]

Oh, it was awesome. I got a T-shirt and saw a guy from "Lost" a few feet away from me. And then I got to sit in studio for Ron and Fez for two and a half hours of Birf phone calls. Hilarity thus ensued.

I didn't listen, did you introduce yourself to R&F as the composer of the famous "Carbonite" song?

[Danesy]

Oh, it was awesome. I got a T-shirt and saw a guy from "Lost" a few feet away from me. And then I got to sit in studio for Ron and Fez for two and a half hours of Birf phone calls. Hilarity thus ensued.

No it didn't. I heard that show.

:rolleyes:

[DonTheTrucker]

Warning: random and shitty post ahead

I know this is old and a really long intro, but when they plugged mogulus earlier I noticed The Regular Guys use that as their paltalk. You don't even need to sign up for the chat so I went in and started making jokes about how TRG use foundrymusic for showprep, etc. Their producer Sebastian mods the room and kind of addressed it. He never denied that they stole from them though.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/841/regularguys.jpg

Don't take this the wrong way, please.

You have no life.

[crippledalbino]

The Damned - Lovely Money
(Vanian/Scabies/Sensible/Gray)

They come to see the dungeons here
The tourists flock from far and near
They do the tower and try the beer

The picking pockets cost your life
And every jury has a price
They bring the kids and show the wife

It makes them proud to be around
And take their summer piccies
To drink at night in Soho bars
And end up feeling sickie
And we're all making money
Lovely money

Rubber necks with cash to burn
Export criminals return
They keep on coming, never learn

They fill their diaries page by page
And make it sound so thrilling
They're searching for the real thing
They're flushed and they are willing
And we're all making money
Lovely money

The victors of the opium wars
Now take their trips and open doors
They stand upon the actual floors
Actual floors, actual floors

It makes them proud to be around
And take their summer piccies
To drink at night in Soho bars
And end up feeling sickie

More money, more money
More money, more money

Now off you go, away you fly
We've had your money now goodbye
We fleeced you good we bled you dry
Goodbye goodbye


I wish I was cool enough to copy and paste lyrics to things that no one will ever read.

[Cherry Pie]

oh its the Hi-larious crip

[Stig]

How's the new cigarette tax treating you?

I am just going to walk into traffic at lunchtime. This is ridiclious.



Please tell us again how much you love Obama and the Democrats.

[crippledalbino]

I didn't listen, did you introduce yourself to R&F as the composer of the famous "Carbonite" song?
I was mentioned on air, yes. Apparently it's a bigger hit off the air than on. It was the first time anyone ever said "Oh, YOU'RE crippled albino?" in a good way. I'm making it on people's iPods everywhere.
No it didn't. I heard that show.

:rolleyes:

Yeah, funniest stuff happened during the commercials.

[Mobo]

Don't take this the wrong way, please.

You have no life.

(SHHHHH! You're going to roon it.....I like watching the puppy run on the treadmill.......)

[Stig]

I wish I was cool enough to copy and paste lyrics to things that no one will ever read.

It's pretty sweet. Someday, Crip. Someday.

[Pearce]

Don't take this the wrong way, please.

You have no life.

I'm aware. I'm doing my best to put it off as long as possible.

[CaptainWacky]

I can't belive ant plugged our podcast! He was the most racist guy in the chat room http://www.mogulus.com/hippojuicefilm.

[crippledalbino]

oh its the Hi-larious crip

Oh, it's little Miss 'Almost wrote a whole sentence without spelling errors'.

[DonTheTrucker]

Would it occur to this idiot caller that the show Burr was on could be taped?

[crippledalbino]

Would it occur to this idiot caller that the show Burr was on cold be taped?

Like, he should be warmed up? With tape? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?!?

[Cherry Pie]

Oh, it's little Miss 'Almost wrote a whole sentence without spelling errors'.

I am sick so I am immune to grammar Nazi's

[crippledalbino]

I am sick so I am immune to grammar Nazi's

Longest. Illness. Ever.

[Mobo]

Please tell us again how much you love Obama and the Democrats.

I guess I have to thank 'em for this one....it's the catalyst for my current quitting attempt.

I was mentioned on air, yes. Apparently it's a bigger hit off the air than on. It was the first time anyone ever said "Oh, YOU'RE crippled albino?" in a good way. I'm making it on people's iPods everywhere.

That is AWESOME! You're a bona fide celebrity!

[Stig]

I am sick so I am immune to grammar Nazi's

There's a pretty big difference between immunity and being terminal.

[Stig]

That is AWESOME! You're a bona fide celebrity!

Heh, heh... He said "Bona..."

[DonTheTrucker]

Like, he should be warmed up? With tape? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?!?

Hasn't your unemployment run out yet?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh nice, Burr & DeRosa!

morning fags

[Cherry Pie]

and being 100% drug free aint helping i am thinking about taking some clairtin

[Danesy]

Hasn't your unemployment run out yet?

Thanks to Obama, he can probably collect for the next year with all the extensions.

:rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

That is AWESOME! You're a bona fide celebrity!

I sure am. People that have been on radio and television are aware of my carbonite jingle. Fame and fortune here I come.

How've things been around here? Any epic awesomeness?

[Cherry Pie]

jimmy is weirds

[crippledalbino]

Hasn't your unemployment run out yet?
Nope. Just barely started, but thanks for asking.
Thanks to Obama, he can probably collect for the next year with all the extensions.

:rolleyes:
"whaa"
http://www.easygrooming.com/image/ad_hair_extensions.jpg

[Mobo]

I sure am. People that have been on radio and television are aware of my carbonite jingle. Fame and fortune here I come.

You had better get busy on writing some filler material to flesh out that second cd........can I suggest, "Carbonite and Filler Material" as a title?

[Danesy]

I sure am. People that have been on radio and television are aware of my carbonite jingle. Fame and fortune here I come.

How've things been around here? Any epic awesomeness?

Yea, right. It's Wackbag. Mobo has been filling in for ya... as well as making fun of my drinking problem. Stig is post whoring ... same shit different day.

[Stig]

and being 100% drug free aint helping i am thinking about taking some clairtin

I think you can get away with taking an allergy pill, CM Cunt.






:action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Thanks to Obama, he can probably collect for the next year with all the extensions.

:rolleyes:

I guess i'll have to mind my u/i key a bit closer then. Can't have missing letters in my posts.

[Cherry Pie]

I think you can get away with taking an allergy pill, CM Cunt.






:action-sm

wow thats half a complement

[Jimmy's Dignity]

and being 100% drug free aint helping i am thinking about taking some clairtin
allergy meds make life so much better


hahaha, what a fucking stupid cunt

[Stig]

I had a friend with a BMW that you could get locked into if the doors were locked and the key wasn't in the ignition.

[crippledalbino]

You had better get busy on writing some filler material to fill out that second cd........can I suggest, "Carbonite and Filler Material" as a title?
I was thinking along the same line. Except it was going to be called "Crip's Greatest Hit and other crap that I couldn't get played on the Radio"
Yea, right. It's Wackbag. Mobo has been filling in for ya... as well as making fun of my drinking problem. Stig is post whoring ... same shit different day.

Well, I'm going to get all high and mighty because I haven't had anything to drink in days. Well, last night I had a glass of wine, but I haven't had anything to drink in order to get drunk.

although it's possible that i made some brownies that are pretty fucking epic.

[Cherry Pie]

allergy meds make life so much better


hahaha, what a fucking stupid cunt

MEMBER BASHING! im telling

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Stanhope, Mohr, DeRosa, & Burr...that's an impressive cadre of comedians

[DonTheTrucker]

Perhaps if you didn't treat the female fans like receptacles, there would be more of them, Mr. Norton.

[crippledalbino]

I had a friend with a BMW that you could get locked into if the doors were locked and the key wasn't in the ignition.

BWA-HAHAHAAHAHA!!!
A friend, you say? WAAAGH-HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!11111!!!!Oneone!

That Stig, always a kidder.

[Danesy]

Well, I'm going to get all high and mighty because I haven't had anything to drink in days. Well, last night I had a glass of wine, but I haven't had anything to drink in order to get drunk.

although it's possible that i made some brownies that are pretty fucking epic.

Yea, cause we didn't want any ... thanks for sharing. Selfish prick.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

MEMBER BASHING! im telling

http://knockedupcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jerry-seinfeld.jpg
Naaaahhhtt yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu



I'd take the Jake the Snake & Warrior DVD set

[crippledalbino]

Stanhope, Mohr, DeRosa, & Burr...that's an impressive cadre of comedians

I'm thinking about having lunched cadred.

[Cherry Pie]

bah i already got the viva las divas dvd

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Viva las Divas?
http://www.pauza.de/ebayers/andr.o/dvds/artwork/_Divas_Viva_las_Divas.jpg

I'd definitely jack to that

[crippledalbino]

Yea, cause we didn't want any ... thanks for sharing. Selfish prick.
No, you wouldn't want any. You're too afraid that you'd actually enjoy it and relax and perhaps desire some again someday, therefore making you a gutter-slumming addict.
http://knockedupcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jerry-seinfeld.jpg
Naaaahhhtt yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu



I'd take the Jake the Snake & Warrior DVD set

Ha ha, De-NIED!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

That Andrew has besmirched my good name. Someone punch him in the nuts.

[Mobo]

Stanhope, Mohr, DeRosa, & Burr...that's an impressive cadre of comedians

I predict......many people talking over one another....Mohr talking over everyone.....many impressions......that....that's it....the visions are fading....the prophet has spoken.....

[Pearce]

Stanhope, Mohr, DeRosa, & Burr...that's an impressive cadre of comedians

It would be, but any combo plus Jay Mohr means we get The Jay Mohr Show.

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't know why buy that western burger 911 call makes me angry.

[Cherry Pie]

the great moby has spoken!

[crippledalbino]

I predict......many people talking over one another....Mohr talking over everyone.....many impressions......that....that's it....the visions are fading....the prophet has spoken.....

And in his glory, we shall erect a golden ass!

[Stig]

I predict......many people talking over one another....Mohr talking over everyone.....many impressions......that....that's it....the visions are fading....the prophet has spoken.....

Rest now, Mobo. You'll need all of your strength for the battle to come.

[crippledalbino]

I don't know why buy that western burger 911 call makes me angry.

Because you're a miserable prick and everything makes you angry.

FUCK KITTENS, LOVE, AND COLORING BOOKS!!!! BLAGHHGHGHGH!!!!

[Cherry Pie]

I don't know why buy that western burger 911 call makes me angry.

because she could go home and put some bbq sauce on it and it would taste the fucking same?

[Danesy]

No, you wouldn't want any. You're too afraid that you'd actually enjoy it and relax and perhaps desire some again someday, therefore making you a gutter-slumming addict.

OK, coupla things ... 1. I fucking hate you. 2. For your information I have yet ANOTHER addiction in my life now, so HA! Shows how much you know.
3. I fucking hate you.

[crippledalbino]

Rest now, Mobo. You'll need all of your strength for the battle to come.

What battle? You know something about a drunken gay marine that we don't?

[crippledalbino]

OK, coupla things ... 1. I fucking hate you. 2. For your information I have yet ANOTHER addiction in my life now, so HA! Shows how much you know.
3. I fucking hate you.

Oh? What other addiction? What else is there to be addicted to besides sports, alcohol, cigarettes, and cock?

[DonTheTrucker]

Because you're a miserable prick and everything makes you angry.

Good point.

But I do like kittens.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I don't know why buy that western burger 911 call makes me angry.because you know she's hot and you'd fuck her in a heartbeat?

And in his glory, we shall erect a golden ass!

http://www.jerriblank.com/goldonk.jpg "whaa" "whaa"

[Mobo]

the great moby has spoken!

And in his glory, we shall erect a golden ass!

Rest now, Mobo. You'll need all of your strength for the battle to come.

Thank you....thank you my followers....oh, and Stig....not to worry you or anything, but I'd stay away from busses tomorrow.

[Danesy]

Oh? What other addiction? What else is there to be addicted to besides sports, alcohol, cigarettes, and cock?

I forgot to mention what a fucking asshole you are ... my bad.

[crippledalbino]

But I do like kittens.

Faggot.

[crippledalbino]

I forgot to mention what a fucking asshole you are ... my bad.

Ooof. Withdrawl spasms make her moody. Watch out, boys, she's a live one today!

[Cherry Pie]

ooo i need help with my allergies

[Mobo]

Ooof. Withdrawl spasms make her moody. Watch out, boys, she's a live one today!

By the end of the day, she will have said "I hate you" to at least 4 of us.....that's not another prediction....just a fact.

[crippledalbino]

ooo i need help with my allergies

Stig's got a nice chloroform soaked rag that he'll lend you for the runny nose.

[Danesy]

Ooof. Withdrawl spasms make her moody. Watch out, boys, she's a live one today!

:mad4:

You know everything ... smartass.

[crippledalbino]

By the end of the day, she will have said "I hate you" to at least 4 of us.....that's not another prediction....just a fact.

Well, you and I are given, Stig can usually get one even though she worships at his altar, which means Heeler's needs to be taken up by someone else. Don or Cherry need to step up their snarkiness or we aren't gonna make it to four.

[Mobo]

Stig's got a nice chloroform soaked rag that he'll lend you for the runny nose.

But, when she tries to use that to wipe her nose, the chloroform will.......OHHHHHHHHH.......I get it.....

[DonTheTrucker]

:mad4:

You know everything ... smartass.

Except how to keep a job.

[Danesy]

By the end of the day, she will have said "I hate you" to at least 4 of us.....that's not another prediction....just a fact.

Well, you and I are given, Stig can usually get one even though she worships at his altar, which means Heeler's needs to be taken up by someone else. Don or Cherry need to step up their snarkiness or we aren't gonna make it to four.

OK ... Serenity now ... Serenity now ... Serenity now ... Serenity now ...

I might be too sick to deal with the over the top sarcasam ...

[Stig]

Oh? What other addiction? What else is there to be addicted to besides sports, alcohol, cigarettes, and cock?

She's finally making the big jump to Heroin.






Oh, and Mobo - thanks for the warning.

[DonTheTrucker]

Well, you and I are given, Stig can usually get one even though she worships at his altar, which means Heeler's needs to be taken up by someone else. Don or Cherry need to step up their snarkiness or we aren't gonna make it to four.

Let the young colored girl do it. I'm tired.

[Cherry Pie]

i just had an oero i feel better

[crippledalbino]

Except how to keep a job.

That's just hurtful, Don. How dare you come out with that like I've been taking shots at you all morning long?

[Stig]

OK ... Serenity now ... Serenity now ... Serenity now ... Serenity now ...

I might be too sick to deal with the over the top sarcasam ...

Ok. Here ya go.
http://www.binarymoon.co.uk/files/images/serenity.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahaha

"How do you think that makes me feel? That the guy who replaces me is Joe DeRosa? That's what I'm ahead of?"

[Heather Height]

Good Morning! Finally got some time to waste! I miss you guys! in a weird messageboardy kinda way.

[crippledalbino]

i just had an oero i feel better

Weird, I was totally just wondering what an oreo would do for you.

[Cherry Pie]

Let the young colored girl do it. I'm tired.

wow thats the first time i have ever been called colored and girl by don :action-sm

[Cherry Pie]

Weird, I was totally just wondering what an oreo would do for you.

i can only kinda taste it but what i taste is awesomeness

[crippledalbino]

Ok. Here ya go.
http://www.binarymoon.co.uk/files/images/serenity.jpg
Such a good show.
Good Morning! Finally got some time to waste! I miss you guys! in a weird messageboardy kinda way.

Awwww... and we all miss you and your... uh... dildo sales.

[Stig]

Jesus, enough of trying to shoehorn fucking Bobo into everything.

[Danesy]

Ok. Here ya go.
http://www.binarymoon.co.uk/files/images/serenity.jpg

Ahhhh .... better.

I actually liked that movie. Thanks Stig.

And don't listen to the asses... I don't hate you.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahah, by that I mean Asian! Jimmy is LOVING not having to deal with CBS lawyers & John Liu

[DonTheTrucker]

wow thats the first time i have ever been called colored and girl by don :action-sm

In all fairness I never doubted you weren't white. No one would lie about that.

[Stig]

Good Morning! Finally got some time to waste! I miss you guys! in a weird messageboardy kinda way.

And we missed you. :action-sm

Did we?


Let's just say yes.

[CousinDave]

Such a good show.




I thought that was a movie based on a show with a different name

[crippledalbino]

Jesus, enough of trying to shoehorn fucking Bobo into everything.

No, but you need to listen through to the end when he says 'a-wah-wah-wah'. That's when the laughs begin.

[Danesy]

Holy fuck, enough with the Bobo ....

[Mobo]

OK ... Serenity now ... Serenity now ... Serenity now ... Serenity now ...

I might be too sick to deal with the over the top sarcasam ...

We will drive you insane today.....no prediction needed there, either.


Oh, and Mobo - thanks for the warning.

No prob, sir.....I help out the people that I care about....I didn't even mention to Crip about how he's going to choke while eating one of those brownies.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Jesus, enough of trying to shoehorn fucking Bobo into everything.

He's quite burned out. I have switched over to Home Ice

[crippledalbino]

I thought that was a movie based on a show with a different name

Yes, Serenity is the movie that tied up the loose ends by the show Firefly that was taken off the air after only one season.

[Danesy]

I thought that was a movie based on a show with a different name

It was. The show was "Firefly".

The movie was an extension of the show.

[crippledalbino]

No prob, sir.....I help out the people that I care about....I didn't even mention to Crip about how he's going to choke while eating one of those brownies.

Then how am I going to Glenn Dandy a thread tonight? I'm starting to really enjoy this new state of consciousness, and can't do it if I'm dead.

[DonTheTrucker]

Jesus, enough of trying to shoehorn fucking Bobo into everything.

Never thought I would say this, but I'm liking David more and more and Bobo less and less. David actually seems to be getting his bit and what to do with it now.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Okay, no more Bobo

Good luck Danny, don't fuck up

[Danesy]

We will drive you insane today.....no prediction needed there, either.

I know ... and I'm sorry. I feel like shit, I should have just stayed home. So please disregard anything awful I say to you. :rolleyes:



No prob, sir.....I help out the people that I care about....I didn't even mention to Crip about how he's going to choke while eating one of those brownies.


Great. Now he knows. And is going to live. Way to go MOBO!!!!!

[Stig]

Bike pump = basketball pump.

[Cherry Pie]

He's quite burned out. I have switched over to Homie Ice

BLANG BLANG

http://www.ugotbling.com/images/comments/gangsta/bling-bling.gif

[Stig]

No prob, sir.....I help out the people that I care about....I didn't even mention to Crip about how he's going to choke while eating one of those brownies.

Luckily, those brownies are chock full of marijuana. So when he sees God, he'll just think he's "Seeing God."

[crippledalbino]

The only thing funnier than listening to someone on a Unicycle on the radio is listening to people pumping up a unicycle tire on the unicycle. This is the kind of content that makes Satellite Radio cutting edge.

[Mobo]

Then how am I going to Glenn Dandy a thread tonight? I'm starting to really enjoy this new state of consciousness, and can't do it if I'm dead.

1. Death is nothing but a alternate state of consciousness.

2. I had no idea we were using "Glenn Dandy" as a verb now.

[Heather Height]

Never thought I would say this, but I'm liking David more and more and Bobo less and less. David actually seems to be getting his bit and what to do with it now.

David annoyed me yesterday. He like purposely gave the thing I wanted to somebody else.

[Stig]

BLANG BLANG



Past-tense Bling Bling?

[crippledalbino]

Luckily, those brownies are chock full of marijuana. So when he sees God, he'll just think he's "Seeing God."

You're sure up to date with the language we kids are speaking, aren't you? "Chock full of marijuana"? I'm blinded by your hipness.

[Stig]

David annoyed me yesterday. He like purposely gave the thing I wanted to somebody else.

His dick?

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

[Danesy]

OK, while this is riveting ... I am going to attempt to eat breakfast. I will be back and bitchier than ever when I return ... :p

[Stig]

You're sure up to date with the language we kids are speaking, aren't you? "Chock full of marijuana"? I'm blinded by your hipness.

Whatever. Hippie.

Hippie who isn't even cool enough to SMOKE the shit.

[Heather Height]

The only thing funnier than listening to someone on a Unicycle on the radio is listening to people pumping up a unicycle tire on the unicycle. This is the kind of content that makes Satellite Radio cutting edge.

I can't wait to hear them use the patch kit!

[CousinDave]

Bike pump = basketball pump.


yea but there is an adapter to pump up a ball, and that may confuse Steve

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Luckily, those brownies are chock full of marijuana. So when he sees God, he'll just think he's "Seeing God."
I've never eaten pot brownies. I would like to.
David annoyed me yesterday. He like purposely gave the thing I wanted to somebody else.
The dildo with balls? "whaa"

[Cherry Pie]

Past-tense Bling Bling?

that's my impression of a white guy saying bling bling trying to be cool but in actuality that's what i would say because i am the whitest blaxican ever

[crippledalbino]

1. Death is nothing but a alternate state of consciousness.

2. I had no idea we were using "Glenn Dandy" as a verb now.

1. Yeah, that's it, I've just been wishing a long nap on all of you.

2. How could you not? What other verb would you use for derailing a thread due to severe racist intoxication?

[Mobo]

I know ... and I'm sorry. I feel like shit, I should have just stayed home. So please disregard anything awful I say to you. :rolleyes:

Disregard it? Then how am I going to be able to turn it around on you and use it to hurt you?


Great. Now he knows. And is going to live. Way to go MOBO!!!!!

I'll just predict that he doesn't listen to my previous prediction.....I think that's how it works....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You're sure up to date with the language we kids are speaking, aren't you? "Chock full of marijuana"? I'm blinded by your hipness.

I'm just surprised he didn't Photoshop this into "Chock Full O' Buds"

http://www.brandeo.com/system/files/u1/chock2.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

David annoyed me yesterday. He like purposely gave the thing I wanted to somebody else.

Oh he's annoying as fuck. But admit it, if that happened to someone else you'd get a chuckle out of it.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Isn't this the old Jackie the Joke Man Martling music?

[Stig]

The dildo with balls? "whaa"

You think she doesn't have access to dildos?

[Heather Height]

I've never eaten pot brownies. I would like to.

The dildo with balls? "whaa"

AHHAA! No. One of my co-workers came with me and he gave that to her.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

2. I had no idea we were using "Glenn Dandy" as a verb now.2. How could you not? What other verb would you use for derailing a thread due to severe racist intoxication?Danesy-ism? "whaa"

[crippledalbino]

Whatever. Hippie.

Hippie who isn't even cool enough to SMOKE the shit.
Whatever, I suck at smoking. I cough like a little kid. So I extracted the THC into veggie oil, baked into brownies, and live happily ever after.
I can't wait to hear them use the patch kit!
The lawyers called, they want to know if instead of a patch kit, they could just wear a shirt that's one size too large. Y'know, for the laughs.
I've never eaten pot brownies. I would like to.


They're epic. I'd invite you to have some, but I'm in Massachusetts and you're a fag.

[Heather Height]

Oh he's annoying as fuck. But admit it, if that happened to someone else you'd get a chuckle out of it.

That is very true, if it were a bit it would have been great.

[CousinDave]

they once played a clip from the Maury show with some woman who was afraid of cotton balls

[Mobo]

I have a friend that's DEATHLY phobic of cotton....especially the kind that comes in the top of pill bottles.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

What about having Jill pick up cotton-balls with her vagina?

[crippledalbino]

Danesy-ism? "whaa"

It's a nuance, but a Danesyism is actually 'Drunkenly derailing a thread with Sports opinions.'

[DonTheTrucker]

Might not be a good idea to torture the part-black girl with cotton balls.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

They're epic. I'd invite you to have some, but I'm in Massachusetts and you're a fag.

The fag part is neither here nor there, yet I am going to the Rangers/Bruins game on Saturday afternoon in Boston.

[crippledalbino]

I have a friend that's DEATHLY phobic of cotton....especially the kind that comes in the top of pill bottles.

And is that 'friend' named 'Josh', Mobo? Does he just want to be held?

[Cherry Pie]

It's a nuance, but a Danesyism is actually 'Drunkenly derailing a thread with Sports opinions.'

HA ill laugh if no one tells on me when she gets back

[Heather Height]

Awwww...Jimmy the psycho-therapist

[crippledalbino]

The fag part is neither here nor there, yet I am going to the Rangers/Bruins game on Saturday afternoon in Boston.

No shit? Well fuck, dude, stop on by, I'll share a brownie or two with ya.

Oh, and you're an asshat and I hate you, et-cetera.

[Heather Height]

might not be a good idea to torture the part-black girl with cotton balls.

ahhhhhahahahaaa!!!!

[Stig]

I have a friend that's DEATHLY phobic of cotton....especially the kind that comes in the top of pill bottles.

Must be tough to take medication for that.

[Mobo]

Might not be a good idea to torture the part-black girl with cotton balls.

Shades of the, now banned, francine slave girl bit.....

[CousinDave]

"The touch, the feel, of cotton, the fabric of our lives."

[Cherry Pie]

what the fuck are we listening to?

[crippledalbino]

Must be tough to take medication for that.

No, they just buy a special medication that's packed in the bottle with anvils.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I loathe the feeling of cotton in your mouth. Luckily, my dental hygiene is very good, so I haven't had to get anything drilled since I was a wee lad.

[Mobo]

And is that 'friend' named 'Josh', Mobo? Does he just want to be held?

nnnnNNNNNNOOOOOOOO! His name is Daniel...can I still be held?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Shades of the, now banned, francine slave girl bit.....

that bit was awesome.

[crippledalbino]

what the fuck are we listening to?

This is the Opie and Anthony Radio Program that plays from 6:00 to 10:38 EST on XM channel 202.

[Mobo]

Luckily, my dental hygiene is very good, so I haven't had to get anything drilled since I was a wee lad.

this post is like the home run derby.....where they just throw them right down the pipe so you can smack it as hard as humanly possible....

[crippledalbino]

nnnnNNNNNNOOOOOOOO! His name is Daniel...can I still be held?

Only if Stig designs the 'holding mechanism'.

[DonTheTrucker]

Shades of the, now banned, francine slave girl bit.....

Miss Francine with her cute voice and miscarriage stories.

[crippledalbino]

this post is like the home run derby.....where they just throw them right down the pipe so you can smack it as hard as humanly possible....

And by 'pipe', Mobo means his ass.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Cotton Ball Darts!

[Cherry Pie]

This is the Opie and Anthony Radio Program that plays from 6:00 to 10:38 EST on XM channel 202.

oh i thought it was KISS's god of thunder :rolleyes:

[CousinDave]

Miss Francine with her cute voice and miscarriage stories.


she's the best black girl ever

[LiddyRules]

what the fuck are we listening to? It's when O+A use the audience, which generally leads to not-radio-gold.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm with Burr & DeRosa...the moaning is definitely hot.

What happens first, Jimmy shows her his rod or Stig cums?

[Heather Height]

UG! this is making my eyes water!

[Pearce]

It's when O+A use the audience, which generally leads to not-radio-gold.

It's their intern. Remember a few months ago when they weren't allowed to have them on the air anymore? That really held up.

[CousinDave]

Pictures of Jill are on Opie's Twitter

[Danesy]

Danesy-ism? "whaa"

JD ... you disappoint me. I thought you were better than "them".

:(

[DonTheTrucker]

"how about a good ole nigga work song?"

[Heather Height]

It feels like "sadness"! oh that's kinda hot!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Pictures of Jill are on Opie's Twitter
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6809/jillhand.jpg
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4995/jillcotton.jpg

JD ... you disappoint me. I thought you were better than "them".

:(I told you, while Heeler's on paternity leave, I've gotta take up the slack! :icon_mrgr

[Danesy]

I told you, while Heeler's on paternity leave, I've gotta take up the slack! :icon_mrgr

That's right ... well I expect cancer and black lung digs to start soon then. :rolleyes:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"how about a good ole nigga work song?"

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/basilsblog/blazing-saddles-how-bout-a-good-ole.jpg



http://www.morethings.com/fan/blazing_saddles/blazing-saddles-135.jpg

[samurai]

Pictures of Jill are on Opie's Twitter

I shouldn't have looked. It reversed the stiffening process.

[Cherry Pie]

samurai

[Mobo]

what the hell happened to Stanhope and Mohr?

[samurai]

samurai

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii




Hiya

[Jimmy's Dignity]

DeRosa's going to mess himself if he gets to take the cotton balls out from between her toes with his teeth

[Heather Height]

I never had an issue with cotton balls, until now!

[DonTheTrucker]

I never had an issue with cotton balls, until now!

And I never thought they were hot. Until now.

[Mobo]

Sounds hilarious.......

[Jimmy's Dignity]

DeRosa: No we can't do that, I'm gonna get a boner

I'm calling shenanigans, he's already tenting

[Mobo]

There is some kind of linger longer douche nugget in the audience that keeps yelling out horrible lines......

[DonTheTrucker]

There is some kind of linger longer douche nugget in the audience that keeps yelling out horrible lines......

Have I mentioned how much I hate the fans lately?

[samurai]

I never had an issue with cotton balls, until now!

Until now, I had always thought that cotton balls was the final stage of syphilis.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, Michael Jill Fox

[Pearce]

I like how this started with her not even wanting to hold one.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"How the mighty have fallen..."

[CousinDave]

I like how this started with her not even wanting to hold one.


"What Do You Do For Money Honey"

[Mobo]

I like how this started with her not even wanting to hold one.

Women get that way with babies, too.....

[Stig]

I'm surprised that nobody was asked to lick the donut off her feet.

[samurai]

There is some kind of linger longer douche nugget in the audience that keeps yelling out horrible lines......

He's probably related to the shit knuckle that yells "go in the hole" while Tiger Woods is teeing off FROM A PAR 5!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fightstar - Leper Messiah on 42. I kind of like the Metallica covers when they're not done by fagbands

edit: alas, the lead singer is a polesmoker. off to Temple of the Dog on 54

[LiddyRules]

Fightstar - Leper Messiah on 42. I kind of like the Metallica covers when they're not done by fagbands So you don't like when Metallica does their own songs?

[Cherry Pie]

im dying :icon_cry:

[Pearce]

im dying :icon_cry:

Everyone is, all the time......see? That few seconds it took to type this has brought me closer to death.

[DonTheTrucker]

So you don't like when Metallica does their own songs?

Not a fan of the band who sues their fans, are ya, Mr. Liddy?

[CousinDave]

Not a fan of the band who sues their fans, are ya, Mr. Liddy?


If they were fans, then they wouldn't rip off the band

[Mobo]

If they were fans, then they wouldn't rip off the band

What a silly vision....Lars, sitting around his olympic size pool, crying that some people might have downloaded his newest, shitty, repetitive, album.

WAAAAAAAAAH!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oh poor Billy....that poor bastard.

[DonTheTrucker]

What a silly vision....Lars, sitting around his olympic size pool, crying that some people might have downloaded his newest, shitty, repetitive, album.

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I don't listen to much new music, and the stuff I download has been bought by me 3 or 4 times over in various formats. I sleep well at night.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.oxygen.com/Press/Programming/ADifferentWorld/images/Different-World-Cast-2.jpg

I always thought the curly haired bitch in the stupid jeans was hot

[Mobo]

I don't listen to much new music, and the stuff I download has been bought by me 3 or 4 times over in various formats. I sleep well at night.

I download with no thought or disregard to the "artist" whatsoever. Come sit in a cubicle for 8 hours a day, cry baby.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hah!! Ant does his toodley-doos and it reminds Bill that he's playing in Ireland this summer

[English Gent]

Is it me, or has the show been absolute garbage for the last two hours?

[CousinDave]

I don't listen to much new music, and the stuff I download has been bought by me 3 or 4 times over in various formats. I sleep well at night.


are you saying that you've bought the same albums on cassettes, CDs, and remastered CDs ?

[CousinDave]

Is it me, or has the show been absolute garbage for the last two hours?


its just you

[Stig]

Is it me, or has the show been absolute garbage for the last two hours?

The cotton thing gave several people boners for some reason.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is it me, or has the show been absolute garbage for the last two hours?

So the cotton-ball bit didn't get your cock hard?

[DonTheTrucker]

I download with no thought or disregard to the "artist" whatsoever. Come sit in a cubicle for 8 hours a day, cry baby.

That's also why I don't complain about concert ticket prices. I figure its a good trade off.

[Stig]

He'll unicycle face-first into a TV, for the funniest death ever.

[Stig]

That's also why I don't complain about concert ticket prices. I figure its a good trade off.

And besides, seeing some guys play songs 200' away for a bit over an hour is DEFINITELY worth several hundred dollars.

[Mobo]

That's also why I don't complain about concert ticket prices. I figure its a good trade off.

Trade off, nothing. You will never live the life of the person with the song in the number 40 spot on Billboard.

[CousinDave]

That's also why I don't complain about concert ticket prices. I figure its a good trade off.


speaking of, it wasn't that long ago, that concerts lost money, but were used to promote album sales, now its the opposite, new albums are used to promote concerts which make money

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://hearustalk.com/live.php

[Deluxomatic]

its just you
No it isn't.

[DonTheTrucker]

And besides, seeing some guys play songs 200' away for a bit over an hour is DEFINITELY worth several hundred dollars.

The other reason I don't complain about concert ticket prices? I don't go to concerts.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha, O&A Army shirts :yuck2:

[KNUCKLEUP]

i laugh every time anthony screams WAAAOOOOO!!!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Self-important douche

[RobeSoup&Tears]

:haha7: @ Anthony's Over The Top Dr. Smith

[Jimmy's Dignity]

i laugh every time anthony screams WAAAOOOOO!!!!!

x2....the worst thing that happened during the years off were the sheer number of people that Ant could impersonate who died. Fucking EVERYONE croaked.

[Mobo]

The other reason I don't complain about concert ticket prices? I don't go to concerts.

Don, I may be going out on a limb here, but I think that you and I have that in common....the bands that we have interest in seeing, usually just require admission into the State Fair.

[CousinDave]

East Side Dave!

[KNUCKLEUP]

HAHAHAHAHAHA he just faceplanted

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Yup. I hate the studio crowd

[CousinDave]

Don, I may be going out on a limb here, but I think that you and I have that in common....the bands that we have interest in seeing, usually just require admission into the State Fair.


The Marshall Tucker Band

[Jimmy's Dignity]

HAHAHAHAHAHA he just faceplanted

looks like you're a bit ahead in time...

I want someone to have made a .gif out of that fall

[RobeSoup&Tears]

My Three Sons is probably the only TV Show Hollywood can't remake into a movie using a black family........


A-hem....you see My Three Sons would suggest a black man's accountabili---aww fuck it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oh man...Burr really doesn't know Dave, does he? "Sir, the funny's going to happen. You don't need to whacky-it-up."

[Stig]

Burr: Alright, Mr. False Energy. Many clappy hands.

[TJLamb0518]

Well....Dave in studio....XM to channel 44......

[Redding]

i like that Bill Burr is calling him out on his fake energy

[Stig]

My Three Sons is probably the only TV Show Hollywood can't remake into a movie using a black family........


A-hem....you see My Three Sons would suggest a black man's accountabili---aww fuck it.

It would suggest limiting the number of offspring to 3.

[TJLamb0518]

My Three Sons is probably the only TV Show Hollywood can't remake into a movie using a black family........


A-hem....you see My Three Sons would suggest a black man's accountabili---aww fuck it.


They could do it with one kid and call it "My Three Potential Fathers"....

[TJLamb0518]

i like that Bill Burr is calling him out on his fake energy


Bill Burr is a blistering nova of honesty.

[KNUCKLEUP]

looks like you're a bit ahead in time...

I want someone to have made a .gif out of that fall

i posted a link of the live broadcast.

it really was goddamn funny.

[Danesy]

Bill Burr is a blistering nova of honesty.

:heart2: Bill Burr for that. He rules.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, she shrugged her shoulders. I don't see why DeRosa couldn't fuck her...it's not like he's an employee of XMSirius

[Stig]

http://www.topnews.in/files/cotton_0.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Oh man...Burr really doesn't know Dave, does he? "Sir, the funny's going to happen. You don't need to whacky-it-up." For those who wonder why I consider Bill Burr Ichiban- #1, that's why.

[samurai]

Burr: Alright, Mr. False Energy. Many clappy hands.

http://www.jewelry-boxs.com/catalog/images/5-Hour-Energy-Drink-Berry-Flavor-24-Pack.3.jpg
Too bad there isn't a product called "5 hour not-repulsive".

[Mobo]

Going back to our Metallica discussion....

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5403/random50ar7yi9.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

Going back to our Metallica discussion....

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5403/random50ar7yi9.jpg

:haha7:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

speaking of Metallica, Anesthesia just started on 42

[Stig]

http://www.jewelry-boxs.com/catalog/images/5-Hour-Energy-Drink-Berry-Flavor-24-Pack.3.jpg
Too bad there isn't a product called "5 hour not-repulsive".

As long as it works from 12-3, I'm good.

[Danesy]

speaking of Metallica, Anesthesia just started on 42

Thank Youuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

:D

[Stig]

Going back to our Metallica discussion....

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5403/random50ar7yi9.jpg

If it weren't for Napster, he'd be able to shop someplace even fancier.

[LiddyRules]

As long as it works from 12-3, I'm good.
There's the fine print-

* Will Not Work In Response to Crazed

[DonTheTrucker]

hahaha, she shrugged her shoulders. I don't see why DeRosa couldn't fuck her...it's not like he's an employee of XMSirius

Like that ever stopped anyone from fucking the fans or interns.

[krisko]

Going back to our Metallica discussion....

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5403/random50ar7yi9.jpg

:haha7::haha7:

boy am I glad I logged on and saw that

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Replay. Which means, "The show is on. Again."

[Mobo]

Did the replay start yet? I was too busy reading a book......"The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Missing Ron and Fez Listening Thread".

[Wilmington WOW]

re-kay
go screw

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Taxes are for faggots.

[Stig]

Taxes are for faggots.

That's why Democrats want more and bigger ones.

Oh HAI, WilmWow! :action-sm

[Mobo]

Taxes are for faggots.

HEY!

Oh....taxes......yeah, they suck.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

haha, Wilm's a size queen! ;)

my mom, sisters, & grandmother love Guiding Light.

[Stig]

Did the replay start yet? I was too busy reading a book......"The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Missing Ron and Fez Listening Thread".

Uh-oh... Did things get nasty in there today?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

HEY!

Oh....taxes......yeah, they suck.

yeah, if I was talking about Texas it's that there are only steers and queers. From the looks of your avatar however, you're very adept at typing with your cloven hoofs. But I will suggest you stay away from those with steak knives...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Uh-oh... Did things get nasty in there today?

if by "nasty" you mean "it hit a whopping 135 posts" then yes.

[SOS]

bye bye Guiding Light.

Stunt Brain will be on Montel Williams' show on Air America.

[Wilmington WOW]

That's why Democrats want more and bigger ones.

Oh HAI, WilmWow! :action-sm

haha, Wilm's a size queen! ;)




maaaaaaaaaa they're making fun of me again



ha ha neo-con stunt brain on air america

[Stig]

if by "nasty" you mean "it hit a whopping 135 posts" then yes.

So it was erased?

[Stig]

1937 - my parents born.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ha ha neo-con stunt brain on air americaWhat's worse? Him having to work on Air America or just be stuck with Montel?

1937 - my younger brother born.
Man, your whole family is old.

[Wilmington WOW]

you know what, things were better back then, when people were shamed when they gave birth out of wedlock



look at me not following the party line

[Stig]

http://www.baronbob.com/barstoolracer.htm

Yes. You can buy a bar stool racer.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"Just Google <ding ding ding ding!!>"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ohio Man charged with drunken driving on bar stool (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511786,00.html)
http://www.foxnews.com/images/524247/1_61_033109_BarStool.jpg



hahah, mockin' out the pre-pubescent slob

[Wilmington WOW]

these are all the rage at Eagles Tailgates

http://www.americantailgater.com/graphics/dbase/lg0315201.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

So it was erased?

Wtf?

[Redding]

Is this guy calling in a bomb threat? LINGER LONGER

[Wilmington WOW]

he should speak in a reverse falsetto
is there a word for that?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is this guy calling in a bomb threat? LINGER LONGER

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

http://www.chillers.com/Softball%20pictures/HighPitchEric.JPG

[Stig]

these are all the rage at Eagles Tailgates

http://www.americantailgater.com/graphics/dbase/lg0315201.jpg

That's because Eagles fans are faggots.
That includes the football team AND the band.

[Mobo]

these are all the rage at Eagles Tailgates

http://www.americantailgater.com/graphics/dbase/lg0315201.jpg

I can understand....seeing someone on that would send me into a rage, too.

[Wilmington WOW]

That's because Eagles fans are faggots.
That includes the football team AND the band.

what about the fans of the bird?

[Wilmington WOW]

aaand anti union post in 5.....4......3

[krisko]

he should speak in a reverse falsetto
is there a word for that?

uh...baritone? no clue.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

aaand anti union post in 5.....4......3

2.....1.....


12,000,000 cars a year to turn a profit? That's 100% because of their awful contracts with the unions.

[DonTheTrucker]

aaand anti union post in 5.....4......3

Why bother? Everyone knows it by now.

[Stig]

what about the fans of the bird?

Birds are assholes. Everyone knows that.

aaand anti union post in 5.....4......3

...2...1...Fuck unions. :)

[Stig]

Speaking of unions, I'm going home.

[DonTheTrucker]

2.....1.....


12,000,000 cars a year to turn a profit? That's 100% because of their awful contracts with the unions.

No! Its all George Bush's fault. If not for evil neo cons, Chrysler could turn a profit by selling 38 cars.

It has nothing at all to do with an inferior product and unsustainable benefit plans.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.letsmow.com/images/temp_gallery.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

you all know that cars made in japan and Germany are union made


hmmm maybe management should get some blame
naah blame it on the working man, America first

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Haha, Opie left Buffalo 15 years ago. The wife was probably 8 :D

[krisko]

Speaking of unions, I'm going home.

Speaking of unions, I have to leave to go to the doctor in a half hour.

[DonTheTrucker]

you all know that cars made in japan and Germany are union made


That's why the German and Japanese companies build cars in the US.

Its not the "working man's" fault. Its the big corporations that labor unions have become.

[Stig]

you all know that cars made in japan and Germany are union made


hmmm maybe management should get some blame
naah blame it on the working man, America first

Their union isn't as spoiled as ours.

British Leyland was union, too. They spent most of their time on strike when they weren't making the world's worst cars.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.letsmow.com/images/temp_gallery.jpgOpie's dead on...there totally should be blades on those things

you all know that cars made in japan and Germany are union made


hmmm maybe management should get some blame
naah blame it on the working man, America first
I do blame management for accepting their deals with UAW. Honda/Toyota/BMW have some factories here in the US...their contracts w/ UAW are completely acceptable and can still turn a profit, unlike the retarded contracts that Detroit signed w/ them

[Stig]

Speaking of unions, I have to leave to go to the doctor in a half hour.

I'm filing a grievance, then.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, Christian Bale's re-invisioning of Back to the Future

I didn't HATE the 3rd Terminator movie, but Kristanna Loken is fucking hot as hell

http://images.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/kristannaloken/kristannaloken_40562.jpg

[Mobo]

I'm filing a grievance, then.

And by filing, he means stroking. And by grievance, he means cock.

See everyone tomorrow.

[Wilmington WOW]

Scott Higgins Live

CREDITS

RADIO
XM Satellite Radio – National
WBRU – Providence

tell me he didn't just use that phone call as a credit

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahhahahaha

Ant: Why don't I have that?!?
Sam: You didn't win.

[DonTheTrucker]

tell me he didn't just use that phone call as a credit

If that's the case, I have tons of credits. None of them good, but credits nonetheless.

[krisko]

Their union isn't as spoiled as ours.

British Leyland was union, too. They spent most of their time on strike when they weren't making the world's worst cars.
Jim Leyland spends most of his time in the dugout.


boo.
I'm filing a grievance, then.
Ok.
hahahhahahaha

Ant: Why don't I have that?!?
Sam: You didn't win.

Sam rules.

[Wilmington WOW]

I think she worked in a airplane factory during WWII

[Wilmington WOW]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/Lizwar.JPG/180px-Lizwar.JPG

[Wilmington WOW]

in other news, new season of the Tudors

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/6e1/150/6e11506b-1846-4630-b78c-c9fa91f3a31d

[Jimmy's Dignity]

in other news, new season of the Tudors

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/6e1/150/6e11506b-1846-4630-b78c-c9fa91f3a31d
love that dirty little trollop...she needs to show off more of her naked body though.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.ugo.com/dvd/guide-to-spoofs/images/the-naked-gun.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

http://www.ugo.com/dvd/guide-to-spoofs/images/the-naked-gun.jpg

What's Enrico Palazzo doing to the queen?

[Steam]

What's Enrico Palazzo doing to the queen?

I love the fact that the fat guy who screamed "It's ENRICO PALLAZZO!" got credited at the end of the movie.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Wasn't that fat guy in a couple of different movies?

[Steam]

Wasn't that fat guy in a couple of different movies?

I believe he played the bully in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I just loved the fact that he was identified by the "IT'S ENRICO PALLAZZO" quote in the credits.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahahahhaa, put The Patriot and other Revolutionary War movies in there. That would be fucking hysterical

I believe he played the bully in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I just loved the fact that he was identified by the "IT'S ENRICO PALLAZZO" quote in the credits.

YES! That's where I remember that fat fucker from

[Steam]

hahahahahahahhaa, put The Patriot and other Revolutionary War movies in there. That would be fucking hysterical



Yeah, fuck those redcoats.


It is a shame about Bruno Kirby. It definitely changed my life when I heard about it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/08/17/arts/17kirby.190.jpg

I remember when he died...Ronnie was inconsolable.

[Wilmington WOW]

It is a shame about Bruno Kirby. It definitely changed my life when I heard about it.

why?

[Steam]

why?

It was sarcasm playing off what Jimmy said about it.

I don't give two shits about Bruno Kirby.

[LiddyRules]

It was sarcasm playing off what Jimmy said about it.

I don't give two shits about Bruno Kirby.

I'm still inconsolable.

[Steam]

Hahahaha, "Maybe you told it on the Sonny Fox show". Great dig by Ant.

[Steam]

I love when they do their DeNiro and Pacino discussions. Anthony's "Look, BUT DON'T TOUCH!" is perfect.

[Steam]

Holy shit, people are fucking stupid. It really makes me proud to be a human being.

[DonTheTrucker]

hahahahahahahhaa, put The Patriot and other Revolutionary War movies in there.

What other Revolutionary War movies are there?

[TeenBungle]

Hi people!

[Steam]

Listening thread killer

[TeenBungle]

:(