O&A Best of Listening Thread - Vacation week of 04/06/09

[Motor Head]

Good morning asscunts. This is a recording.

[WOWmagnet]

Good morning asscunts. This is a recording.

Is it?????

[Saikotic]

Retards and woodchippers. A running theme for you?

[Blue Heeler]

Hi...I'm back at work. My IT dept rolled out a bundle release while I was gone and now my PC is unavailable for 2 hours while it "upgrades"...

So the boys are on vacation this week?

[Saikotic]

Hi...I'm back at work. My IT dept rolled out a bundle release while I was gone and now my PC is unavailable for 2 hours while it "upgrades"...

So the boys are on vacation this week?

No, it's another old bit to open the show.

[west milly tom]

Sup gashes

[Motor Head]

Retards and woodchippers. A running theme for you?

I just love the era.

[Saikotic]

I just love the era.

Era? What era?

And now, teen "hotness"

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-pregnancy-fail.jpg?w=500&h=299

[Saikotic]

Well MH, if you mean the times when we actively destroyed waterheads or at least put them in homes where the public didn't have to stare at them... then I can see this golden era you speak of.

[Saikotic]

Sweet: http://www.dreamindemon.com/category/babysitter/

[Blue Heeler]

No, it's another old bit to open the show.

Pssst, I can't hear the show until my PC is done...

[Saikotic]

Pssst, I can't hear the show until my PC is done...

Can you read a thread title?

"O&A Best of Listening Thread 04/06/09 - Reruns of Retards and Woodchippers."

:) Love ya, BH.

[Saikotic]

How's the little monster, anyway?

[Motor Head]

No Cherry today? Shut off the interwebs again?

And yes, the golden era of when you can pretty much do whatever you want to retards for fun and profit. Think of the scene in THE BIG RED ONE when the soldiers and nazi's got into a huge firefight in the retard asylum and the retards just sat eating their breakfest not even flinching while the bullets were flying....until one of them grabbed a dead Nazi's rifle and mowed down a couple of the others. GOLD BABY!

MOVIE GOLD!!

EDIT - Or was it PATTON? Fuck, now I have to watch them both this morning when I get home from work to verify.

[Saikotic]

No Cherry today? Shut off the interwebs again?

And yes, the golden era of when you can pretty much do whatever you want to retards for fun and profit. Think of the scene in THE BIG RED ONE when the soldiers and nazi's got into a huge firefight in the retard asylum and the retards just sat eating their breakfest not even flinching while the bullets were flying....until one of them grabbed a dead Nazi's rifle and mowed down a couple of the others. GOLD BABY!

MOVIE GOLD!!

Shit. I need that clip!

[Saikotic]

Only a woman....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEsYf1KMBl4&feature=player_embedded

[Motor Head]

Shit. I need that clip!

It's not on youtube, I just checked. The scene is halarious. Pretty sure it's Patton. One of the retards grabs a rifle stands up and screams "IM ONE OF YOU" and points the rifle at the retards on the other side of the room and squeezes off a few rounds. Halarity ensues!:D

[Saikotic]

I see a copy on mininova I think.

[Saikotic]

I'm out. Later

[AFA]

It's not on youtube, I just checked. The scene is halarious. Pretty sure it's Patton. One of the retards grabs a rifle stands up and screams "IM ONE OF YOU" and points the rifle at the retards on the other side of the room and squeezes off a few rounds. Halarity ensues!:D

I recently watched Patton and I don't remember anything like that happening.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-pregnancy-fail.jpg?w=500&h=299

I disagree with the fail, that kids welcome to come over my house for rohypnol and milk any day of the week.

[English Gent]

I love the No Filter Paul stories.

[Stig]

http://ipoopexcellence.com/images/god_lol.jpg

[Stig]

Could people please stop calling Thanksgiving "Macy's Day?"
It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Not the Macy's Day Parade.
Fucking idiots.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Could people please stop calling Thanksgiving "Macy's Day?"
It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Not the Macy's Day Parade.
Fucking idiots.

Your going to ruin Macy's day dinner with that kind of attiude mr.

[Mobo]

What a bunch of no-life-havin'-mah-fuckers.......

[Danesy]

What a bunch of no-life-havin'-mah-fuckers.......

WE ARE NOT!!!!

Morning.

[Stig]

Are we ready for some fun yet?

[Danesy]

WOW ... where is everyone?

[Freese]

Daddy don't touch me there!

[CousinDave]

WOW ... where is everyone?


Maybe they are posting on a Monsters in the Morning listening thread?

or maybe everyone is still in bed - where I would still be if the phone hadn't rung and woke me up - I forgot to shut the ringer off.

[Stig]

Maybe they are posting on a Monsters in the Morning listening thread?

or maybe everyone is still in bed - where I would still be if the phone hadn't rung and woke me up - I forgot to shut the ringer off.

Or maybe we come in, say something, see no response for 20 minutes, and turn it off again.

[kloraferm]

I just love the era.
The "era"?
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/38/simpsonsschippagenotaha.jpg (http://img139.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpsonsschippagenotaha.jpg)

(boo, I know)

[Blue Heeler]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3928/heelerjr.jpg

[Danesy]

HEELER'S BACK!!!!

Congrats !!! How's baby Heeler?

[Blue Heeler]

HEELER'S BACK!!!!

Congrats !!! How's baby Heeler?

Doing great, only gets fussy when he's hungry or needs a diaper change. He already hates liberals too.

[Reaper G]

This doodie talk reminds me of when I was making beet soup a month ago, and the next day it looked like I had cancer.

[Danesy]

Doing great, only gets fussy when he's hungry or needs a diaper change. He already hates liberals too.

I am sure you have him trained well. Good.

Glad everything went well ... very happy for ya!

Depsite my hatred of you.

[kloraferm]

Homer Simpson wisdom: "Kids are great. You can teach them to hate the things you hate, and they practically raise themselves nowadays, you know, with the internet and all."

[Danesy]

Well, there goes my fun day, they just cancelled the Red Sox home opener.

[Mobo]

Congrats on Lil Heeler, Big Heeler.....shame you had to come back for "Worst of" week(hell, I'm still waiting for "Best of" to air). You should'a told that girl of yours to keep her legs crossed for another week....not that you missed anything, really.

[The Sarge]

Hey PESTS. How's things..........(rhetorical question).

[Blue Heeler]

Well, there goes my fun day, they just cancelled the Red Sox home opener.

Just be happy with me that the Phillies lost last night.

[Blue Heeler]

Congrats on Lil Heeler, Big Heeler.....shame you had to come back for "Worst of" week(hell, I'm still waiting for "Best of" to air). You should'a told that girl of yours to keep her legs crossed for another week....not that you missed anything, really.

I've been listening to a couple CD's I bought last week and just tuned into Patrice Radio...ugh.

[Blue Heeler]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/S/2/obama-combo-breaker.jpg

[Danesy]

Just be happy with me that the Phillies lost last night.

Oh I am happy. D-Lowe was brilliant last night.

:)

[zoal]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/S/2/obama-combo-breaker.jpg

love that one

[LiddyRules]

Hello

[ThiK&StiKY]

Good Morning.

Pretty fuckin' dead in here this AM.

[Blue Heeler]

Why not just have a single thread for the "Worst of" Week?

[west milly tom]

Agreed, definitely need to mega-thread a worst of week.

[Stig]

Why not just have a single thread for the "Worst of" Week?

Because that would lead to a less embarrassing total number of posts.

[JordanSRT10]

This interview sucks. Put some dice bits on, or pat from moonachi.

[DonTheTrucker]

Please tell me the Creepshow remake fell through.

[JordanSRT10]

This is so gay, you would think the only interviews they would 'best of' play would be ones like the Jericho or Ed Asner interview

[DonTheTrucker]

This is so gay, you would think the only interviews they would 'best of' play would be ones like the Jericho or Ed Asner interview

Not a fan of real interviews?

[Mobo]

This is so gay, you would think the only interviews they would 'best of' play would be ones like the Jericho or Ed Asner interview

You're confused....this is worst of.....I'm not sure why they aren't playing entire shows from the past week.

[Stig]

You're confused....this is worst of.....I'm not sure why they aren't playing entire shows from the past week.

Perhaps the gentleman would like some David and Bobo bits.

[Danesy]

Good morning to whoever is here ...

Still can't get past page 1 huh???

[Stig]

Good morning to whoever is here ...

Still can't get past page 1 huh???

Not yet.

[Danesy]

Not yet.

Yea, slooooow week.

I'm not even listening . Starting to become addicted to Dennis & Callahan.

:p

[Blue Heeler]

Yea, slooooow week.

I'm not even listening . Starting to become addicted to Dennis & Callahan.

:p

It's not like you to pick up an addiction...

[Stig]

It's not like you to pick up an addiction...

You gonna take that, Danesy???

[Mobo]

Yea, slooooow week.

I'm not even listening . :p

Why would you? I can't remember anything recently that I would want to hear again, and I'm smart enough to know that they would never put enough effort into giving us any type of Worst Of that contained, oh...I don't know...old stuff that people might want to hear.

[Danesy]

It's not like you to pick up an addiction...

You gonna take that, Danesy???

I have resigned myself to the fact that I have an addictive personality. Clearly.

On another note, I do love these guys ... an actual entertaining morning show ... that makes fun of the Yankees ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

:rolleyes:

[Stig]

This "Predicto" thing may be the worst scam EVER on 202.

[Blue Heeler]

This "Predicto" thing may be the worst scam EVER on 202.

202 Commercials Listening Thread......GO!

[west milly tom]

At least Ellis will be on for my drive home. Tee hee.

[DonTheTrucker]

At least Ellis will be on for my drive home. Tee hee.

4 year old O&A bits are better than a skateboarding guy trying to do radio.

[Stig]

There are like 30 edits in this Goldline ad. Listen closely sometime.

[DonTheTrucker]

I still want to kill this intern. He makes David look interesting and talented.

[DonTheTrucker]

Come to think of it, I want to kill the chick too.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

From Op's twitter post.

"Coffee, pool...ommmm!"

Large Pic
http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/opieradio/U5YZ8Gi5UoqoZvT6WVdf1jYMcEPN6YAqa2nHa77OKMqKIaKDyM 4n0A0rl9hz/IMG00281-20090407-0941.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg

[Stig]

Intern Adam don't drink, don't smoke. What does he do?

http://theredradio.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/10/adamant.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Intern Adam don't drink, don't smoke. What does he do?

Suck.


This chick's fake sexy voice is making me want to strangle her in her sleep.

[Stig]

Suck.


This chick's fake sexy voice is making me want to strangle her in her sleep.

What if she were to offer you a gift so sensual, she couldn't say it on the radio?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Holy shit...it's so a wanna be bit and they probably think they cool hip and groovy.

Cancer you should get cancer.

[Mobo]

Intern Adam don't drink, don't smoke. What does he do?

http://theredradio.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/10/adamant.jpg

heh heh....you suck.

[Blue Heeler]

Intern Adam don't drink, don't smoke. What does he do?

http://theredradio.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/10/adamant.jpg

Must be something inside.

[Stig]

heh heh....you suck.

Sorry I did that one solo, but it's so slow, the punchline would have just hung there for hours. :action-sm

[Stig]

Must be something inside.

Yes. Like a butt plug.

[Blue Heeler]

Yes. Like a butt plug.

Or a robot butt plug....HUH? HUUUUUH?!

[Stig]

Or a robot butt plug....HUH? HUUUUUH?!

Robot Butt is so last year.

[Blue Heeler]

Robot Butt is so last year.

2009 is all about square butts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm6d2oy8GRk

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Errrr....Ok, so your a victim of r@pe but why wear it like a badge?

[Stig]

Errrr....Ok, so your a victim of r@pe but why wear it like a badge?

Most people wear it like a bloody, bleachy stain.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Grandma: 'Metamucil in the House!'

:haha7:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

:haha7: Jim Jeffcoat looking Orderly
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:7Jd15W6xkrhkaM:http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/293870.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

hi.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i fucking hate this bit. i heard barely a second of it, knew right what it was, about wee wee and poo poo, and i turned it the fuck off.

glenn beck time. this shit is in infuriatingly annoying.

[Stig]

i fucking hate this bit. i heard barely a second of it, knew right what it was, about wee wee and poo poo, and i turned it the fuck off.

glenn beck time. this shit is in infuriatingly annoying.

I find it annoyingly infuriating.

Weird.

[Danesy]

With impending layoffs & me not sure if I am one of them would it be a bad idea to ask if I could leave early to watch the Red Sox home opener????

:p

[Reaper G]

i fucking hate this bit. i heard barely a second of it, knew right what it was, about wee wee and poo poo, and i turned it the fuck off.

glenn beck time. this shit is in infuriatingly annoying.

It was all worth it for Jimmy smashing it to oblivion.

Now, this product failure list, didn't they replay this a week or two ago?

When are they gonna play Diary of an Unborn Child again?

[Blue Heeler]

Nintendo Virtual Boy
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Neo-Geo
XBOX 360 (I keed, I keed!)

[Mobo]

If I was as lazy as an O&A staffer at my job, I would be fired.....yet, I'm supposed to take their lack of care as a joke......a joke that I pay monthly for.

[Blue Heeler]

If I was as lazy as an O&A staffer at my job, I would be fired.....yet, I'm supposed to take their lack of care as a joke......a joke that I pay monthly for.

Oh, you get it all back with Martha and Oprah...

[DonTheTrucker]

Nintendo Virtual Boy
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Neo-Geo
XBOX 360 (I keed, I keed!)

Amiga CD 32
Atari Jaguar

[Stig]

Nintendo Virtual Boy
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Neo-Geo
XBOX 360 (I keed, I keed!)

Atari 7800

What are we playing here? Did I win?

[CousinDave]

Atari Jaguar

Atari 7800

What are we playing here? Did I win?


What about the 5200 and the Lynx ?

[Blue Heeler]

What about the 5200 and the Lynx ?

Sega Game Gear

[Stig]

Time for the deserted Re-Kay.

Hey, Dude! PLAY PREDICTO!!!

[Stig]

For a 55 year old woman, I'm going to say that Catherine Bach isn't quite the trainwreck the boys make her out to be.
http://www.starcarhire.co.uk/images/downloads/wallpaper_catherine_bach.jpg

[kloraferm]

Hey PESTS. How's things..........(rhetorical question).
We're all about to die!
(rhetorical answer :rolleyes:)

[Danesy]

Hellooooooo ...... :p

[wetandstickyjim]

Echo!!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning. Otto's laughter during this bit is creepy/hilarious.

[Danesy]

Morning Don!

I might have a problem radio-wise come Monday. The boys being off has had me listening to Dennis & Callhan ... and I love it. Oh nooooooo.

:p

[DonTheTrucker]

I had forgotten the Tor Johnson bobbing line. Holy shit that was funny.

[DonTheTrucker]

Morning Don!

I might have a problem radio-wise come Monday. The boys being off has had me listening to Dennis & Callhan ... and I love it. Oh nooooooo.

:p

Who are they? I like to think I know a bit of radio but never heard of those guys.

[Danesy]

Who are they? I like to think I know a bit of radio but never heard of those guys.

The morning Sports guys on WEEI in Boston. They are actually pretty funny for AM sports. I think I am hooked. :)

[Stig]

Holy shit, Patty is a dope.

[DonTheTrucker]

The morning Sports guys on WEEI in Boston. They are actually pretty funny for AM sports. I think I am hooked. :)

Ahh...sports radio is my weak spot. All I know is Mad Dog and the NFL Channel.

[Stig]

Ahh...sports radio is my weak spot. All I know is Mad Dog and the NFL Channel.

Sports talk is radio's weak spot. It's shit.
Thank you.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Sounds like Bobo was proceeding to talk about Mark Levin.

[KNUCKLEUP]

sup dicks.

[LiddyRules]

Hello Knuckle

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Inspired by a WBL post long ago.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3143/davidradio.jpg (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=davidradio.jpg)

[Stig]

I'm hung over and I hate my job. Yay.

[KNUCKLEUP]

"doesn't owen wilson look like ellen degeneres with a cock on his face?"

:haha7:

[Stig]

"doesn't owen wilson look like ellen degeneres with a cock on his face?"

:haha7:

Please. Ellen would never let a cock anywhere NEAR her face.

[Blue Heeler]

I'm hung over and I hate my job. Yay.

Drafting lost its charm when we started using computers.

[LiddyRules]

Drafting lost its charm when we started using computers. I don't think the draft was ever charming.

[Stig]

Drafting lost its charm when we started using computers.

It lost a lot of fucking charm when we stopped getting paychecks. (I'm three weeks behind on getting paid.)

[Blue Heeler]

It lost a lot of fucking charm when we stopped getting paychecks. (I'm three weeks behind on getting paid.)

Then why continue to work for them?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Pay Stig!!!!

While this is good radio....I'm thinking how desperate an actor the guy that's playing Mr. Mcgregor is to take this role...or even the parents of that kid.

[Blue Heeler]

Pay Stig!!!!

While this is good radio....I'm thinking how desperate an actor the guy that's playing Mr. Mcgregor is to take this role...or even the parents of that kid.

Yeah, actor or not, you have to have some ghoulish tendencies to accept the role.

[Stig]

Then why continue to work for them?

There's not another company to go to. Everyone in this business is laying off or cutting hours. When we get some money in, we'll get paid. But it's a shitty situation.
Believe me, though; I'm looking for another job.

[Stig]

Yeah, actor or not, you have to have some ghoulish tendencies to accept the role.

I wonder how he prepared for the role...

[Blue Heeler]

There's not another company to go to. Everyone in this business is laying off or cutting hours. When we get some money in, we'll get paid. But it's a shitty situation.
Believe me, though; I'm looking for another job.

Shame you don't live in the Cincy\Indy or NC area...my wife is a manager for a design/drafting team for about 45+ people.

Get into a power generation company, they don't get rid of people unless they suck.

[Stig]

Shame you don't live in the Cincy\Indy or NC area...my wife is a manager for a design/drafting team for about 45+ people.

Get into a power generation company, they don't get rid of people unless they suck.

It's tough being in a construction-related industry when the economy tanks every 10 years or so.

[crippledalbino]

Is this the 'Even Stig's job knows how valuable he is' thread?

[Stig]

Is this the 'Even Stig's job knows how valuable he is' thread?

This is the "Stig's hung over and feeling particularly unhappy" thread.

[Stig]

They just mentioned that goddamned Jay from Florida.
(whatever happened to mal, anyway?)

[Danesy]

This is the "Stig's hung over and feeling particularly unhappy" thread.

Sorry Stiggy.

It's getting closer and closer to layoff day here. So I will let you know how it goes. There are going to be a lot of people unemployed here come May 1st, I am just hoping I am not one of them.

[crippledalbino]

This is the "Stig's hung over and feeling particularly unhappy" thread.
Awww... let's all gather around and hope that Stig's life gets better. On three, everybody.
One...
Two...
...
...Hey, where is everyone?
Guys?
Doesn't ANYONE want to wish good things about Stig?

Hello?
Is this thing on?

[Blue Heeler]

Sorry Stiggy.

It's getting closer and closer to layoff day here. So I will let you know how it goes. There are going to be a lot of people unemployed here come May 1st, I am just hoping I am not one of them.

I'm sure they'll just have IT look at internet usage per employee and remove the top 5. You should be safe...

Awww... let's all gather around and hope that Stig's life gets better. On three, everybody.
One...
Two...
...
...Hey, where is everyone?
Guys?
Doesn't ANYONE want to wish good things about Stig?

Hello?
Is this thing on?

Ted was always so chipper, Stig's just a crusty old man in a bad marriage.

[Stig]

I'm sure they'll just have IT look at internet usage per employee and remove the top 5. You should be safe...

Ted was always so chipper, Stig's just a crusty old man in a bad marriage.

Thank god there's no IT department in a company with about 15 employees.

Oh, and you and Crip are total bastards. Just thought you'd like to know. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Ted was always so chipper, Stig's just a crusty old man in a bad marriage.
I miss Ted the Poster. So fresh, so funny, so original. Stig is just a douche.

So is Daddy Heeler going to be the same washed up boiled Twatflesh of an Instant Feedbacker that Childless Heeler was?

[DonTheTrucker]

Spend a day in my shoes. None of you will bitch about your jobs again.

[Stig]

I miss Ted the Poster. So fresh, so funny, so original. Stig is just a douche.



QFT. Someone should kill Stig.

[Blue Heeler]

Thank god there's no IT department in a company with about 15 employees.

Oh, and you and Crip are total bastards. Just thought you'd like to know. :action-sm

My parents were married when I was created, them divorcing when I was 3 doesn't make me a bastard, just a poster on wackbag.


I miss Ted the Poster. So fresh, so funny, so original. Stig is just a douche.

So is Daddy Heeler going to be the same washed up boiled Twatflesh of an Instant Feedbacker that Childless Heeler was?

I still love Iron Maiden, still collect Spawn and still play video games...this is the same Heeler, just slightly more tired.

[Stig]

Spend a day in my shoes. None of you will bitch about your jobs again.

No, but people will bitch about our newly-smelly feet. Do you have tiny feet? That could present a problem.

[Blue Heeler]

Spend a day in my shoes. None of you will bitch about your jobs again.

Blowing truckers in parking lots, your shoes are probably glued to your feet.

[CousinDave]

Spend a day in my shoes. None of you will bitch about your jobs again.


you think that's tough - try managing truck drivers

[Danesy]

Awww... let's all gather around and hope that Stig's life gets better. On three, everybody.
One...
Two...
...
...Hey, where is everyone?
Guys?
Doesn't ANYONE want to wish good things about Stig?

Hello?
Is this thing on?

Ummmm I did. I said I was sorry. And considering I might be losing my job, I can sympathize.

So there Mr. Funnyman.

[Monkey House]

Spend a day in my shoes. None of you will bitch about your jobs again.

I can't walk in heels.







see what I did there?

[CousinDave]

I still love Iron Maiden, still collect Spawn and still play video games...this is the same Heeler, just slightly more tired.


I can't believe they still publish Spawn

[LiddyRules]

I have to work hard to out-miserable Stig. I think I can do it.

[crippledalbino]

Spend a day in my shoes. None of you will bitch about your jobs again.
Sir, you underestimate my ability to bitch about anything.
QFT. Someone should kill Stig.
If I started THAT thread, it'd be bigger than the WDT thread before all the cultish inhabitants left town.


I still love Iron Maiden, still collect Spawn and still play video games...this is the same Heeler, just slightly more tired.

Heeler's chick didn't give birth, Heeler 'collected spawn'. Sounds like we need a PSA about this.

[DonTheTrucker]

No, but people will bitch about our newly-smelly feet. Do you have tiny feet? That could present a problem.

I do have small feet.

[Stig]

Heeler's chick didn't give birth, Heeler 'collected spawn'. Sounds like we need a PSA about this.

Someone should take a mug shot to remember the day Heeler spilled the paint.

[Blue Heeler]

I can't believe they still publish Spawn

McFarlane is drawing again...they're up to issue 190 now. Apparently issue 185 variants are going for big money...(like the b&w and the headless variants). I have every issue from 1-130 with every variant and spinoff (Sam & Twitch, one shots, etc). I've yet to even read the series apart from what I read back in the 1990's as a teenager.

[crippledalbino]

Ummmm I did. I said I was sorry. And considering I might be losing my job, I can sympathize.

So there Mr. Funnyman.
Hey! That's Mr. Funnym... oh, you already said that.
I can't believe they still publish Spawn
I know! Craziness of Craziness!
Can you believe it, world? There's a publication that was started in the nineties that's still around today!
HOLY FUCK! What next? People watching these crazy things called 'Digital Video Discs'?
I have to work hard to out-miserable Stig. I think I can do it.
You woke up this morning, took one breath, and surpassed him at his all out, bitchiest, whiniest, cuntiest worst.

[Monkey House]

I have to work hard to out-miserable Stig. I think I can do it.

I have faith in you, Liddy.

[CousinDave]

There's not another company to go to. Everyone in this business is laying off or cutting hours. When we get some money in, we'll get paid. But it's a shitty situation.
Believe me, though; I'm looking for another job.


A lot of defaults in the shipping business. My cousin and uncle are still owed over $10k from Back in Nov.

[crippledalbino]

McFarlane is drawing again...they're up to issue 190 now. Apparently issue 185 variants are going for big money...(like the b&w and the headless variants). I have every issue from 1-130 with every variant and spinoff (Sam & Twitch, one shots, etc). I've yet to even read the series apart from what I read back in the 1990's as a teenager.

I think I've got 1-100, MAYBE a hole here or there, and have always intended to go back and read it. I think one day I'll just download them and stay up for days on it, then call it a day.

[Blue Heeler]

I know! Craziness of Craziness!
Can you believe it, world? There's a publication that was started in the nineties that's still around today!
HOLY FUCK! What next? People watching these crazy things called 'Digital Video Discs'?

Digital Versatile Disc...people started calling it Video in error.

[LiddyRules]

I know! Craziness of Craziness!
Can you believe it, world? There's a publication that was started in the nineties that's still around today!
HOLY FUCK! What next? People watching these crazy things called 'Digital Video Discs'? I think he meant he's shocked that things are still being published, as in "put out on paper." Everybody knows that no one likes paper or reading anymore. They need to twitter it or use digital delivery. Things should only be accessible via the Blackbery or iPhone.

[Danesy]

Speaking of McFarlane ... I saw that Hulu commercial he does. For a geek ... he's kinda HOT!

:p

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Seth_McFarlane/seth_mcfarlane_image.jpg

[crippledalbino]

A lot of defaults in the shipping business.

Is 'defaults' a new name for black people that I'm not aware of?

[DonTheTrucker]

How could a racist marry a chick without asking if she'd bang a black guy.

[Stig]

I think I've got 1-100, MAYBE a hole here or there, and have always intended to go back and read it. I think one day I'll just download them and stay up for days on it, then call it a day.

Do you wear one of these when you're reading your comic books?
http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/thumbsup.php?image=propeller-beanie_lrg.jpg&width=375

[Blue Heeler]

I think I've got 1-100, MAYBE a hole here or there, and have always intended to go back and read it. I think one day I'll just download them and stay up for days on it, then call it a day.

I was going to start catching back up to the current issue until my wife told me that day care for the year will cost $2300.

Let me know if you ever acquire that download...I want to read the series, but not open my own comics to do so.

[crippledalbino]

Digital Versatile Disc...people started calling it Video in error.
You're a tool.
I think he meant he's shocked that things are still being published, as in "put out on paper." Everybody knows that no one likes paper or reading anymore. They need to twitter it or use digital delivery. Things should only be accessible via the Blackbery or iPhone.

Oh, stop.
I can picture Little Liddy Fauntleroy wearing a smoking jacket and tucking his pudgy little calves under his ass in a big chair, puffing a pipe, and enjoying a nice Judy Blume book.

[CousinDave]

McFarlane is drawing again...they're up to issue 190 now. Apparently issue 185 variants are going for big money...(like the b&w and the headless variants). I have every issue from 1-130 with every variant and spinoff (Sam & Twitch, one shots, etc). I've yet to even read the series apart from what I read back in the 1990's as a teenager.


He's actually drawing again - imagine that an artist who actually draws. He must need money - I guess those 7 million dollar baseballs aren't holding their value.

I loved his stuff back in the 80's - Hulk, Detective, Badger, Invasion, Infinity Inc, DP7, and of course Spider-Man. Its sad that I actually remember all of those.

[Blue Heeler]

Speaking of McFarlane ... I saw that Hulu commercial he does. For a geek ... he's kinda HOT!

:p

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Seth_McFarlane/seth_mcfarlane_image.jpg

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/64525/green_monster_games_mcfarlane_qjpreviewth.jpg

[Stig]

How could a racist marry a chick without asking if she'd bang a black guy.

Note to self: Ask wife if she's banged a Default.

[LiddyRules]

You're a tool.


Oh, stop.
I can picture Little Liddy Fauntleroy wearing a smoking jacket and tucking his pudgy little calves under his ass in a big chair, puffing a pipe, and enjoying a nice Judy Blume book. Are You There God It's Me Margaret? really spoke to me and issues I was going through.

[crippledalbino]

Do you wear one of these when you're reading your comic books?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3019/3092734581_ce1e36f08e_m.jpg
Is that you, Stig? You're better looking than I thought you were.
I was going to start catching back up to the current issue until my wife told me that day care for the year will cost $2300.

Let me know if you ever acquire that download...I want to read the series, but not open my own comics to do so.

I'll get around to it. I'm about maxed out on space, but when I finish watching some awesome movies and deleting them, I'll give it a shot. Mobo's the one who was telling me about it.

[crippledalbino]

Are You There God It's Me Margaret? really spoke to me and issues I was going through.

By 'issues' you mean you didn't understand why you were suddenly bleeding into your panties for the first time since Uncle Elmer came to visit?

[Blue Heeler]

He's actually drawing again - imagine that an artist who actually draws. He must need money - I guess those 7 million dollar baseballs aren't holding their value.

I loved his stuff back in the 80's - Hulk, Detective, Badger, Invasion, Infinity Inc, DP7, and of course Spider-Man. Its sad that I actually remember all of those.

He doesn't need the money, he's the owner of the most successful comic book of all time...plus the toy line(s) is rabidly collected.

[Danesy]

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/64525/green_monster_games_mcfarlane_qjpreviewth.jpg

OK, lil red X ... thanks. I was just sayin' ... I wasn't expecting him to be attractive AT ALL.

[Blue Heeler]

Is that you, Stig? You're better looking than I thought you were.


I'll get around to it. I'm about maxed out on space, but when I finish watching some awesome movies and deleting them, I'll give it a shot. Mobo's the one who was telling me about it.

Mobo...Mobo...name doesn't ring a bell.

[crippledalbino]

OK, lil red X ... thanks. I was just sayin' ... I wasn't expecting him to be attractive AT ALL.

Hey everyone, remember, Danesy needs us to print our posted pictures out and mail them to her so that she can feel like she's in on the humor too, alright? We've talked about this before and I'm a little disappointed that people are forgetting.

[Blue Heeler]

OK, lil red X ... thanks. I was just sayin' ... I wasn't expecting him to be attractive AT ALL.

Hold up Danesy...Seth McFarlane doesn't draw Spawn...look up Todd McFarlane. ;)

[crippledalbino]

Mobo...Mobo...name doesn't ring a bell.

Yeah, he's this funny looking video game nerd whose comedy went way south after he had a kid.

Wait, shit. Or was that you?
Now I'm confused, which one of you is the Instant Feedback equivalent of boiled mayonaise?

[Blue Heeler]

brb, walking over to Wendy's for lunch...Twitpics to follow!

(or a red X for Danesy to look at)

[DonTheTrucker]

Note to self: Ask wife if she's banged a Default.

That's first date shit for me.....

[Danesy]

Hey everyone, remember, Danesy needs us to print our posted pictures out and mail them to her so that she can feel like she's in on the humor too, alright? We've talked about this before and I'm a little disappointed that people are forgetting.

DIE.

Hold up Danesy...Seth McFarlane doesn't draw Spawn...look up Todd McFarlane. ;)

Ahhh ... that makes more sense now. This is what I expected. My bad.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/andrew_lawrence/02/22/qa.mcfarlane/t1_mcfarlane.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Yeah, he's this funny looking video game nerd whose comedy went way south after he had a kid.

Wait, shit. Or was that you?
Now I'm confused, which one of you is the Instant Feedback equivalent of boiled mayonaise?

You're just mad that my semen works.

[crippledalbino]

brb, walking over to Wendy's for lunch...Twitpics to follow!

(or a red X for Danesy to look at)

Whew.
That's awesome. I was afraid I was going to go all day long without knowing what awful food you had for lunch.

[Blue Heeler]

DIE.



Ahhh ... that makes more sense now. This is what I expected. My bad.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/andrew_lawrence/02/22/qa.mcfarlane/t1_mcfarlane.jpg

I want you to recognize that I didn't make fun of you or ridicule you when I pointed out your mistake.

x

[Stig]

You're just mad that my semen works.

And made his left eye all sore and red.

[crippledalbino]

DIE.

"whaa"
http://www.toyvaulttoyclub.com/New%20Logos/Other_Pics/gaming/6%20sided%20dice.jpg
You're just mad that my semen works.

Hey, that's implying that I don't!

....oh, wait a minute. That's mean. :(

[Blue Heeler]

Whew.
That's awesome. I was afraid I was going to go all day long without knowing what awful food you had for lunch.

Did you see my Japanese Pan Noodles pic the other day?! Holy shit that was good! :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

And made his left eye all sore and red.

To be fair, he just wanted to help me towards my dreams of pirating as a career change.

[CousinDave]

He doesn't need the money, he's the owner of the most successful comic book of all time...plus the toy line(s) is rabidly collected.


I haven't been in a comic book store in years - I hated all that nonsense in the 90's. Read some when Marvel brought Norman Osborn back, then would just order the trade paperbacks from Amazon. I basically stopped with the Spider-Man Sins Past story line.

Anyway, I'm shocked that Spawn is still a big seller and I never see the toys anywhere - of course I never look, unless I'm with my nephew and he's looking for Bakugons. I remember tracking down the McFarlane Kiss action figures, but that was over 10 years ago.

[crippledalbino]

Did you see my Japanese Pan Noodles pic the other day?! Holy shit that was good! :rolleyes:

No, but seriously. Are there seriously people in the world who are going 'Thank god for Heeler, or I'd never know what Wendy's looks like?'

[crippledalbino]

I haven't been in a comic bonok store in years


Lamest. Transformer. Ever.

[Stig]

To be fair, he just wanted to help me towards my dreams of pirating as a career change.

Butt Pirating?

[crippledalbino]

Butt Pirating?

That's the only kind that's available these days. All the 'legit' jobs are run by the Somalis now.

Fuckin' Somalis. No longer just a delicious Mexican burrito looking thing.

[CousinDave]

Note to self: Ask wife if she's banged a Default.


A buddy of mine back in PA hates blacks more than anyone I've ever met.

He's a gun dealer (conventions, flea markets, etc...) and will not sell to blacks.

Anyway he dumped a '10' because he saw a picture of her with a black guy.

[DonTheTrucker]

Hearing Norton talk about his relationships is annoying at this point. The poor fella has serious issues.

[Stig]

That's the only kind that's available these days. All the 'legit' jobs are run by the Somalis now.

Fuckin' Somalis. No longer just a delicious Mexican burrito looking thing.

You just snatched defeat from the jaws of victory with that second paragraph. Congrats.

[crippledalbino]

A buddy of mine back in PA hates blacks more than anyone I've ever met.

He's a gun dealer (conventions, flea markets, etc...) and will not sell to blacks.

Anyway he dumped a '10' because he saw a picture of her with a black guy.
My favorite thing about CousinDave is how quick and topical he is with his posts.
You just snatched defeat from the jaws of victory with that second paragraph. Congrats.

Fuck it, I'm in a weird mood, I can't let a good post slip in.

[DonTheTrucker]

A buddy of mine back in PA hates blacks more than anyone I've ever met.

He's a gun dealer (conventions, flea markets, etc...) and will not sell to blacks.

Anyway he dumped a '10' because he saw a picture of her with a black guy.

I don't think "racist" is the right word to describe your friend. I'm pretty sure you meant to say "faggot".

[CousinDave]

My favorite thing about CousinDave is how quick and topical he is with his posts.


I read slow

[crippledalbino]

I read slow

-LY. You read slowLY. It's called an adverb.

[CousinDave]

I don't think "racist" is the right word to describe your friend. I'm pretty sure you meant to say "faggot".


yea he is a dumb ass, but he does stick to his principles.

[Danesy]

I want you to recognize that I didn't make fun of you or ridicule you when I pointed out your mistake.

x

I do recognize it. And appreciate it. The new nicer heeler. Me likey!!!!

:p

[CousinDave]

-LY. You read slowLY. It's called an adverb.


You can speak (and post in) The Queen's English. Me, I speak American.

[crippledalbino]

You can speak (and post in) The Queen's English. Me, I speak American.

Americans also use adverbs, sir. Just because you're an American doesn't mean you're necessarily an uneducated douche.

[Blue Heeler]

I've probably consumed enough black people spit in my fast food to change my race.

[LiddyRules]

Americans also use adverbs, sir. Just because you're an American doesn't mean you're necessarily an uneducated douche.

Thou shant mock nor critique another writer on this forum, lest that wordsmith be coloured. 'tis scribed in the Frequently Inquired Queries!

[Blue Heeler]

Americans also use adverbs, sir. Just because you're an American doesn't mean you're necessarily an uneducated douche.

Let's leave the Marines out of this, Crippy.

[Stig]

I've probably consumed enough black people semen to change my race.

Fixed.

[Blue Heeler]

Fixed.

Wait a minute, they always told me the wait was because of the fries!

[Blue Heeler]

ok, I'd love to banter...but I'm gonna play FF1 on my PSP for the rest of lunch.

[Stig]

Wait a minute, they always told me the wait was because of the fries!

Nope. You were getting extra mayo.

[CousinDave]

I've probably consumed enough black people spit in my fast food to change my race.


I can't remember the last time I actually saw a black person - might have been one at the truck show last month in Louisville.

No, I don't think so, since all of those people had jobs there.

[Stig]

So... We gonna try this again today?

[DonTheTrucker]

So... We gonna try this again today?

It would appear not.

[Danesy]

Hi Stiggy ... and anyone else joining us.

[Stig]

Hello.

[Danesy]

This is really exciting ... wow.

:p

It's going to be gorgeous out today, I wanna go hooooooome. :(

[Stig]

Sure is.

[Pearce]

super exciting news: I'm driving for the first time today. For an hour and a half. To see my dad. In a hospital. yaaaaaaaaaay!

[Stig]

super exciting news: I'm driving for the first time today. For an hour and a half. To see my dad. In a hospital. yaaaaaaaaaay!

Hope Dad's feeling better soon. But more importantly - you've never driven a car before? :icon_eek:

[Blue Heeler]

Hi Stiggy ... and anyone else joining us.

I'm catching up on work from last week, but I'll pop in here randomly to praise Allah, face Mecca and do a nanerpuss dance.

(We need a nanerpuss smilie...)

http://gfxcomplex.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nanerpuss.png

[Danesy]

Love Stig's 2 word replies.

So glad I came to work today, to do nothing!!!

[Danesy]

Heeler ... I prefer these guys:

http://www.veryhappypig.com/page/ba1.gif

[Stig]

Love Stig's 2 word replies.

So glad I came to work today, to do nothing!!!

Thanks.

[DonTheTrucker]

I always wondered why Biff was never on the show. He's a comic now, and not famous enough to turn them down.

[Pearce]

Hope Dad's feeling better soon. But more importantly - you've never driven a car before? :icon_eek:

No worries, it was a 20 minute procedure, switched out old pacemaker with new one. Just got off the phone with him. Only reason he's in is some blood INR deal, something about him being at 1.4 and they want him to be at least a 2 before going home. He said he's coming home today whether they like it or not, though.

And yeah, I just got my learner's permit thing at the end of March. Every experience I've had trying to drive thus far has been terrible. Even on riding lawn mowers. Hopefully with grammy next to me, things will go better. Speaking of which, she just arrived, so now I don't have to face the reactions to my horribly boring post!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I always wondered why Biff was never on the show. He's a comic now, and not famous enough to turn them down.

I remember seeing him on some show called Providence. There's a Stephen Lynch type bit that he does (probably on YouTube) where he mocks himself on being only known as Biff.

As for the Remove Your Hat bit...Jimmy's comments kill me.

Late on her hat payments...
Peter Graves Hair Poof....
You called me a What?

[Stig]

And yeah, I just got my learner's permit thing at the end of March. Every experience I've had trying to drive thus far has been terrible. Even on riding lawn mowers. Hopefully with grammy next to me, things will go better. Speaking of which, she just arrived, so now I don't have to face the reactions to my horribly boring post!

Good lord - how old are you? :icon_eek:

[user name]

It's been far too long since logging into wackbag.
It's just nice to see some of the same people here.

[zoal]

hi thread

[Stig]

Just posting random words to keep the entire site from seizing up.

[zoal]

fucking jim jeffries needs to be on XM202 daily.

[wetandstickyjim]

Good lord - how old are you? :icon_eek:

No shit.

And since when is he Asian?

[Stig]

No shit.

And since when is he Asian?

Great. Now you made it hot.

[DocSavage]

love stig's 2 word replies.

So glad i came to work today, to do nothing!!!

x2 :d

[Blue Heeler]

I love it when co-workers say "excuse my language"...do they think I can be offended by something they said?

[DocSavage]

I love it when co-workers say "excuse my language"...do they think I can be offended by something they said?

It takes an awful lot to offend me. Not to say I wouldn't recognize something said as rude but personally offensive is a different story.

[DocSavage]

I love it when co-workers say "excuse my language"...do they think I can be offended by something they said?

I got an eyebrow raised when someone used this stock phrase and I interrupted by saying to them: "Fuck it let it rip...I don't give a shit if it is in douchbag french!"

[Stig]

I love it when co-workers say "excuse my language"...do they think I can be offended by something they said?

They probably don't know that you're the world-famous instant feedbacker, Blue Heeler. From Kentucky, ferchrissakes.

[Blue Heeler]

They probably don't know that you're the world-famous instant feedbacker, Blue Heeler. From Kentucky, ferchrissakes.

I know!!! :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

boo...this version of Sad Man's Tongue blows...Volbeat's version is so much better.

[Stig]

Look at Heeler! Last man out, first man back in.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hey...Don and I where there during this Bog Saget segment.

This is before they revamped the studio they now have to abandon.

[LiddyRules]

Tell us more!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Tell us more!

and then... :icon_mrgr

[partsguy]

this is the worst

[fasteddie16]

what about the Tommy Lee int? or dice? somtin ehh fuck it..with my 1 post

[DonTheTrucker]

Hey...Don and I where there during this Bog Saget segment.

This is before they revamped the studio they now have to abandon.

I remember that!

[Stig]

Good morning, empty thread.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning, empty thread.

The only thing empty here is our souls.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Inspired by a WBL post long ago.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3143/davidradio.jpg (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=davidradio.jpg)

Jeez...Deserves a repost

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Ahhh...great bit coming.

[DonTheTrucker]

I can't stand Lost talk. It just sounds so convoluted.

[Save My Up's Dick]

They really dropped the ball this week.

It's the first "worst of" since they were let go from FM. You would think they would want to show any new XM subscribers what they've been missing.

Guess not. :icon_roll

[Stig]

Debt Settlement USA's founder's name is Ted. That rules.
TED THE DEBT SETTLEMENT EXPERT!

[Stig]

They really dropped the ball this week.

It's the first "worst of" since they were let go from FM. You would think they would want to show any new XM subscribers what they've been missing.

Guess not. :icon_roll

I thought there was a lot of funny stuff this week. Especially when they played some of the good spontaneous stuff where Jimmy or Ant was on fire about something, and no "characters" were involved.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Ted's Scuba School & Emporium.

http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/ted-kennedy-chappaquiddick.jpg

[Save My Up's Dick]

I thought there was a lot of funny stuff this week. Especially when they played some of the good spontaneous stuff where Jimmy or Ant was on fire about something, and no "characters" were involved.
:icon_mrgr

It's time for new O&A "characters", the old ones blow.

They have more than enough "great radio" to fill more than a week of radio. Just wish they would play it, but no we get some recent interview of some guy from lost.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"Nick Adenhart Femur....NICK ADENHART FEMUR!!"

too soon?

[Blue Heeler]

More Worst Of....booooooooooooooooooooo

[uptown]

Boooooooooooooooo!

[Mobo]

Kenny Powers may be able to throw a ball, but he's a shitty boxer.....

http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_worst_boxer_ever/

[Vyce]

More best of?

Way to appreciate your listeners, fucks.

[Stig]

They always take the monday after vacation off. After all, they've had a hard weekend of traveling...
Or maybe the new studio isn't ready yet.
Or maybe they're cunts.

[hachet_wound]

there really were some terrible choices for the best of. And what kills me is the weekend we get best-of the best-of. Just awful. How much more work would it be to program 2 more shows for the week.
ugh.

[DocSavage]

They are off today. : (

[wetandstickyjim]

I realize this may be a little late, but BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Danesy]

Morning everyone.

Another day of Dennis and Callahan .... YAAAAAAAAY!

:p

[Blue Heeler]

They are off today. : (

I was in the local comic book store over the weekend and saw a bunch of Doc Savage comics behind the counter...made me laugh. I thought you made that avatar yourself and made it look like an old timey comic. :icon_lol:

[madbam]

New studio isnt ready till tomorrow...so Waa ...it just means tomorrow's show will be that much better...I cant wait...w00t. Oh yeah GM Baggers


http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm307/madbam_wb/497b63395ad90.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Rock Box is an infinitely better song than Stairway to Heaven.

[Blue Heeler]

New studio isnt ready till tomorrow...so Waa ...it just means tomorrow's show will be that much better...I cant wait...w00t. Oh yeah GM Baggers

Let's not kid ourselves...we all know tomorrow's show is going to be spent getting the Paltalk cameras set up.

[Stig]

Rock Box is an infinitely better song than Stairway to Heaven.

So is Old MacDonald.

[DonTheTrucker]

So is Old MacDonald.

Good point but Rock Box is still a great song.

[Reaper G]

More best of?

Way to appreciate your listeners, fucks.

What part of "The new studio isn't ready" did you miss over the weekend?

[LiddyRules]

Not everyone hangs on every tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. They're called haters.

[keithjay]

coinsider yourself at home!!!:fight6:

[nolajersey]

I hate that they replay this bit all the time. It's at least the 3rd I have heard Patrice and Jimmy make fun of me on air.

[PartyRock24]

This morning around 3Am i heard some really funny John Valby bits that i had forgotten about