O&A Listening Thread 04/14/09: Broom Closet Mania!

[Saikotic]

Boom.

[Motor Head]

There isn't enough room in there for a retard and a wood chipper....my dream is dead.

[Saikotic]

Muslim father orders daughter killed over short skirt

A Muslim resident of Russia’s St. Petersburg has hired killers to rid him of a daughter who disrespected Islamic laws by wearing short skirts.

The police detained Gafar Kerimov, 46, after he reported that his daughter went missing, but blurted out that the girl was dead already, Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper reported Monday.

The family, ethnic Azerbaijanis, used to have frequent arguments about how the daughter should dress and behave.

Rashida Kirimova, 21, studied medicine at a St. Petersburg school and waved away her father’s criticism when he said her clothes weren't modest enough and were unfit for a Muslim girl.

During winter, Rashida wore high-necked sweaters and long trousers, causing no problems in the neighborhood, but when spring came, she put on a skirt that left her knees exposed.

The father’s Muslim friends again started reproaching him for being negligent and allowing his daughter to walk around dressed like a fallen woman. They said the insult could only be washed away by blood, and introduced Gafar to a killer, who agreed to help him for around $3000.

The killer, Kadyr Suleymanov, seized the girl on April 8th as she was hurrying to classes. He and two accomplices drove her out of the city to a suburban dump, shot her dead and covered her body with garbage.

The body was found by the police after the father confessed he had ordered the killing. Two of three criminals have been detained.

[Saikotic]

There isn't enough room in there for a retard and a wood chipper....my dream is dead.

There were 6 ppl in the forum and no one had made a new thread. I didn't want to and thus put no effort into it.

It's the God damned American way, sir. How DARE YOU sully that.

[Motor Head]

The studio sir, not enough room in the STUDIO. A live broadcast of Corky firing up a woodchipper and Opie tossing pennies into it as bait. I guess I have to give up on that dream.

Fucking Mel.

[Motor Head]

Today in history

Apr 14 73AD
With the 10th Roman Legion about to breach the gates of their mountaintop fortress, 960 Sicarii Jews commit mass suicide at Masada. According to Josephus, the radical cult selected ten swordsmen by lottery to perform the killing. Then they held a second lottery to choose one man to kill the remaining nine. Finally, the last one fell on his sword.

Ant should be extra cheery today!

Apr 14 1989
California winery worker Ramon Salcido picks up a butcher knife and kills his wife, mother-in-law, two sisters-in-law, and two of his own daughters. Then he goes to work and kills his supervisor.

RAAMOOONNEEE kill your family!!!

[roche]

No room for a retard?

I'm out then... :(

[Saikotic]

Today in history

Apr 14 73AD
With the 10th Roman Legion about to breach the gates of their mountaintop fortress, 960 Sicarii Jews commit mass suicide at Masada. According to Josephus, the radical cult selected ten swordsmen by lottery to perform the killing. Then they held a second lottery to choose one man to kill the remaining nine. Finally, the last one fell on his sword.

Wasn't Josephus busy in Ethiopia performing a dance that he learned on 125th street?

[Saikotic]

No room for a retard?

I'm out then... :(

Kind of an odd way to out yourself. Uhhh have fun in your parade, queerboy. :action-sm

[Motor Head]

We always knew your were playing for the pink team! I know a thing or two about a thing or two!!!

[roche]

I'm a retard not a queer. Even suggesting the gay thing is mean spirited. That is the worst thing you could ever say about someone. Ask Ron.

[English Gent]

Fuck you, you fucking cunts.

[roche]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/roche976/IMG00344-20090414-0521jpgscaled1000.jpg

Opie's view from the new studio

[Motor Head]

The fucking crumpet eater is here, now we can start the show.

[roche]

The fucking crumpet eater is here, now we can start the show.

http://www.girlalive.com/food/images/crumpet2.jpg

Hey Earl, we got anything back there that I can puke on? I'm fucking starving..

[Saikotic]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/roche976/IMG00344-20090414-0521jpgscaled1000.jpg

Opie's view from the new studio

Sad Panda. The boys win in the.... nevermind. Sad Panda.

[English Gent]

The fucking crumpet eater is here, now we can start the show.

Fuck you, you fucking redneck.

[English Gent]

http://www.girlalive.com/food/images/crumpet2.jpg

Hey Earl, we got anything back there that I can puke on? I'm fucking starving..

Mmmmmmmmmmm. Crumpets............

[Der Floogle]

Look on the bright side. Nobody has to worry about the studio being full of noisy interns and alot of other people unless they are on their knees under the console.

[cokelogic]

Good evening.

[Pearce]

LOL, I tune in 202 for the first time in a week to hear "I'm cokelogic, cunt!"

[cokelogic]

LOL, I tune in 202 for the first time in a week to hear "I'm cokelogic, cunt!"
x2

[Saikotic]

Look on the bright side. Nobody has to worry about the studio being full of noisy interns and alot of other people unless they are on their knees under the console.

You know, I think God needs a cheery Wackbagger. Hold still a minute while I retrieve my knives.

[Saikotic]

wow, nice effect :/

[roche]

Shouldn't the show be starting instead of more best of?

[Jame_gumb]

is it me or does this sound like their talking through tin cans?

[croscoe]

What the fuck is with the phaser/reverb on the right channel?

Edit - Tanks to hoover fixed it.

[cokelogic]

Shouldn't the show be starting instead of more best of?It's all part of the new format. The studio doesn't have room for the first hour of the show.

[mattiew23m]

ummm something tells me the studio is having issues.... Will we see evil opie already at the new joint??

[Motor Head]

Fuck you, you fucking redneck.

Go suck a fart out of the queens arse you fuckin' wanker!:action-sm

[cokelogic]

Go suck a fart out of the queens arse you fuckin' wanker!:action-sm:haha7: nicely put.

[mattiew23m]

yes!!!! here we go, this should make for a good show.....

[roche]

It's all part of the new format. The studio doesn't have room for the first hour of the show.

Ecstasy of Gold just started.

That means I don't have to kill you. :action-sm

[Xyn]

First you miss mondays show, now you start five minutes late.

All you guys do anymore is take time off and phone it in.

/caps lock angry typing guy

[west milly tom]

Boom.

Morning yall time for 3 hours of tinny mics!

[roche]

Only two screens? How can one function?

[Blue Heeler]

hahahahaha RIP Steven S.

[roche]

Are they still broadcasting on Paltalk?

[cokelogic]

hahahahaha RIP Steven S.Hey, looks like I might get a bump up on your list. :icon_bigg

[Pearce]

Can't wait to hear all the other shows dropping in to say hi. Baba Booey should be welcoming them over any minute.

[cokelogic]

Are they still broadcasting on Paltalk?No. There is no OpAnt room.

[cokelogic]

They should set up a lil' electric train that goes along the wall to deliver CDs to Opie.

[Hog's Big Ben]

No. There is no OpAnt room.

Spectacular 16,000th post. :icon_roll

[roche]

They should set up a lil' electric train that goes along the wall to deliver CDs to Opie.

http://www.beautyschooldropout.net/Fred_Rodgers.jpg

[cokelogic]

Kenny made it over to Sirius!!

[Bluestreak]

Kenny made it over to Sirius!!

Kenny made it to the next round of cuts, but I don't believe he'll be allowed on air.

[roche]

Kenny made it over to Sirius!!

I would follow you to the grave GH

[west milly tom]

Is there pics of this?

[roche]

Is there pics of this?

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/roche976/IMG00344-20090414-0521jpgscaled1000.jpg

[cokelogic]

Sam walking in looked like Dick Van Dike in Mary Poppins.

[Blue Heeler]

No. There is no OpAnt room.

This makes me very happy. Hopefully this also keeps the degenerates out of the Ron & Fez show as well. Please, no more HTG, Franklyn and Sheepie.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning shitdicks. Nothing like getting 2 hours sleep due to non stop vomiting after spending every moment not working yesterday haggling with a stupid car dealer. I HATE buying new cars.

[Motor Head]

234 size 13 shoes, holy shit Kenny can count past 11 with his shoes on?

[Blue Heeler]

Good morning shitdicks. Nothing like getting 2 hours sleep due to non stop vomiting after spending every moment not working yesterday haggling with a stupid car dealer. I HATE buying new cars.

I get a Supplier price...just walk in, show them my paperwork and they show me the below MSRP price. Fuck haggling.

[Saikotic]

234 size 13 shoes, holy shit Kenny can count past 11 with his shoes on?

He's better than Pat would be mehh merh

[west milly tom]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/roche976/IMG00344-20090414-0521jpgscaled1000.jpg

Thanks budday.

[Blue Heeler]

Let's get the XM sub down, make Mel take away the free soft drinks.

[west milly tom]

Skinnys in the water.

[Blue Heeler]

The snipers used a keyboard and mouse to aim...if they were using a controller....dead Captain.

[Blue Heeler]

Coat the ships in pig's blood...the pirates are muslim.

[west milly tom]

Red paddle!

[DonTheTrucker]

I get a Supplier price...just walk in, show them my paperwork and they show me the below MSRP price. Fuck haggling.

All the haggling is to not get ripped off on my trade. Getting the bottom line price on he new one is easy. They're desperate to sell cars.

[cokelogic]

The studio is like the first time you built a SIMS house. No prior experience.

[Motor Head]

That studio is so small, there isn't enough room to change your mind - Club Soda Kenny

[Guilty Spark]

New studio stinks. On the bright side, it's nice to hear Anthony pay attention to the show.

[Blue Heeler]

All the haggling is to not get ripped off on my trade. Getting the bottom line price on he new one is easy. They're desperate to sell cars.

oh ok, got ya

[Blue Heeler]

The studio is like the first time you built a SIMS house. No prior experience.

Now to remove the doors and watch them go crazy.

[west milly tom]

I showed up at 6 and stood in the rain for 6 hours. Boo

[roche]

Now to remove the doors and watch them go crazy.

You rookie. Make them go swimming and remove the ladder to get out. ;)

[Blue Heeler]

You rookie. Make them go swimming and remove the ladder to get out. ;)

I've only played SIMS for about 5 minutes, then went back to real gaming.

[Steam]

I'm fucking tired. No idea what I'm going to do tomorrow when I have to be out the door by now.

Morning faggots.

[Motor Head]

The closet thing to a sim game I ever played was Roller Coaster Tycoon. My only objective was maximum body count with that stupid game.

[roche]

I've only played SIMS for about 5 minutes, then went back to real gaming.

So many ways to be evil in that game. I did finally give up when the game forced my kid to go to Military School because I would wake him up at 1 am and make him do yard work until he passed out and slept through the school bus for a few weeks.

[bender]

This makes me very happy. Hopefully this also keeps the degenerates out of the Ron & Fez show as well. Please, no more HTG, Franklyn and Sheepie.

yes please

[cokelogic]

Grand Duchy comes out today. It's Frank Black's new side project with some cunt. But since the damn album didn't leak, today's the real release date.

[ruckstande]

Did this Bookit commercial just get really loud?

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

I've only played SIMS for about 5 minutes, then went back to real gaming.

I tried playing sims 2 and lost interest as well. I don't have the patience to raise a imaginary family.

[cokelogic]

This makes me very happy. Hopefully this also keeps the degenerates out of the Ron & Fez show as well. Please, no more HTG, Franklyn and Sheepie.HTG is cool in my book. As for Frankyn, he can fall and cut himself on the knife that Sheepie was stabbed to death with. Two annoying asses.

So many ways to be evil in that game. I did finally give up when the game forced my kid to go to Military School because I would wake him up at 1 am and make him do yard work until he passed out and slept through the school bus for a few weeks.I once had a character called Shirtless Joe Jackson, and he had a cellar with the maximum amount of children you're aloud to have.

And the government once took my baby away for neglect. Very sad really.

[croscoe]

Grand Duchy comes out today. It's Frank Black's new side project with some cunt. But since the damn album didn't leak, today's the real release date.

Thanks for the heads-up.

Also, the new Agoraphobic Nosebleed album is out today...

You can stream the entire album @ www.agorapocalypse.com

[cokelogic]

...I don't have the patience to raise a imaginary family.
Spoken like a black American male.

[Pearce]

I'm fucking tired. No idea what I'm going to do tomorrow when I have to be out the door by now.

Morning faggots.

Your misery brings me joy on a level you can't imagine.

[Guilty Spark]

I tried playing sims 2 and lost interest as well. I don't have the patience to raise a imaginary family.


If I'm gonna have to micromanage on that level, I'd rather play Civ 4. At least they let you go to war.

[Pearce]

I'm liking this new place so far, it's all fresh and exciting.

[west milly tom]

Is ample a word? Either way I'd like to see that chic.

[cokelogic]

http://motowngirl.com/images/howtos/afropuffs.jpg
"Primetime" Sam Roberts

[cokelogic]

Is ample a word? Either way I'd like to see that chic.Yes, ample is a word.

[DonTheTrucker]

Wait, Kenny Powers got run over by a dump truck?

[Blue Heeler]

toasted poppyseed bagel with cream cheese...yummy

cinnamon sugar bagel wiff cream cheese for 2nd breakfast.

[Steam]

Your misery brings me joy on a level you can't imagine.

Glad I could entertain you. Now, you just need to work on making yourself entertaining.

[Blue Heeler]

R&F are on a different floor?!

[roche]

Are the Philly fans going to be throwing snowballs at his casket?

Too soon?

I kid..... ;)

[Guilty Spark]

Let's just pretend David was never on the show

[cokelogic]

http://www.gramponante.com/GPImages/GPnewspix/gc10086.jpg
Too soon! Why did Marylin Chambers have to die? Too soon!

[cokelogic]

http://web1.twitpic.com/img/5044932-4c2f70187c01493b4565f984e5650471.49e46f56-full.jpg
Danny should have gone with Dexter the Dog.

[cokelogic]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/5546381.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1239708542&Signature=IWXrJRI4DMu66Dz0Et2bnLcYluU%3D
Travis' view.

[Steam]

Let's just pretend David was never on the show

I'm all for that.

[Blue Heeler]

http://web1.twitpic.com/img/5044932-4c2f70187c01493b4565f984e5650471.49e46f56-full.jpg
Danny should have gone with Dexter the Dog.

I don't consider those things dogs....it lacks a snout.

[Steam]

"Saying, fine, if its a joke its in trouble."

Fucking Jimmy rules.

[roche]

Let's just pretend David was never on the show

Why not? His school did the same thing basically.

[cokelogic]

I don't consider those things dogs....it lacks a snout.It has a flat snout to absorb the punches.

[cokelogic]

mmmMike!

[cokelogic]

The numbers are the date of the disaster and how many casualties.

[Bluestreak]

I'm so happy NBC is starting to smack channel 7 around... they suck.

[cokelogic]

"You know him as an actor, but his first love is children... tight children".

[Blue Heeler]

"You know him as an actor, but his first love is children... tight children".

hot

[croscoe]

"Just point to your cleft-lip nose and make people giggle". :clap:

[cokelogic]

This would only work if the interviewer didn't pick up that Billy Bob is doing a bit right away.

[cokelogic]

Steven S comes back strong.

[Blue Heeler]

of course...Steven S

I would have given the 1st IF to Kevin.

[Mobo]

G'morning and welcome back from vacay everahbawdah!

This bit is as funny as Mr. Woodcock.

[Blue Heeler]

Steven S has a strong back.

Yeah, but he really gays it up with the tramp stamp.

[cokelogic]

G'morning and welcome back from vacay everahbawdah!

This bit is as funny as Mr. Woodcock.Morning Mobo.

[west milly tom]

I saw that clip on talk soup and he looked serious. What a total douche.

[cokelogic]

This is your fault America. All of you people that call Billy Bob a star. He played a retard once and that's about it.

[Pearce]

This is your fault America. All of you people that call Billy Bob a star. He played a retard once and that's about it.

I liked Bad Santa too.....

[English Gent]

I saw that clip on talk soup and he looked serious. What a total douche.

He was a complete fucking twat.

[cokelogic]

I liked Bad Santa too.....You might have me there. I never saw it. He might be a two hit wonder then.

[Stig]

When I'm on a show promoting my music, I have no problem talking about my long and successful posting career.

[Blue Heeler]

When I'm on a show promoting my music, I have no problem talking about my long and successful posting career.

Post # 25,347 will always be my favorite.

[Mobo]

When I'm on a show promoting my music, I have no problem talking about my long and successful posting career.

Did you join a new board over vacation?

[cokelogic]

Post # 25,347 will always be my favorite.25,000 posts ago... seems like only yesterday. Wait, it was! Stig is a post whore.

[Mobo]

I'll say it once, and then I'm done.....I'm not surprised by the lack of planning done in preparation for the "reboot" of the show.

That's it.....I won't say any more about it.

(however, that being said, I missed hearing the boys live.....)

[Blue Heeler]

I'll say it once, and then I'm done.....I'm not surprised by the lack of planning done in preparation for the "reboot" of the show.

That's it.....I won't say any more about it.

(however, that being said, I missed hearing the boys live.....)

The show not being live really increased my productivity at work...

[Stig]

Post # 25,347 will always be my favorite.

While that was a high water mark in posting genius, check out #32,667 sometime. I consider it my masterpiece.

Did you join a new board over vacation?

No. But I deactivated my facebook account. It's just too gay.

25,000 posts ago... seems like only yesterday. Wait, it was! Stig is a post whore.

That's just hurtful, sir.

[Pearce]

I'll say it once, and then I'm done.....I'm not surprised by the lack of planning done in preparation for the "reboot" of the show.
That's it.....I won't say any more about it.
(however, that being said, I missed hearing the boys live.....)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0FxTDeklM :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

While that was a high water mark in posting genius, check out #32,667 sometime. I consider it my masterpiece.

Remember when Ted the Poster was taking your posts and trying to make them his own? So glad he died when his bus crashed on the "Monsters of Posts Tour 2008".

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0FxTDeklM :action-sm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_DV54ddNHE

[Mobo]

Hoo-Hoo discovered Tweeting this last week.....He truly is the innovator of radio!!!!

[Mobo]

Sirius hits one!

Film at 11!

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_DV54ddNHE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bqIUcy0lc&feature=PlayList&p=CF5AB5861D7F06B0&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19

Did I mess this up? awwww

[Bluestreak]

Hey! That gay guy sounded like E-Rock!

[Pearce]

Hoo-Hoo discovered Tweeting this last week.....He truly is the innovator of radio!!!!

http://www.centernetworks.com/howard-stern-social-networking-blogs

Howard Stern Explains Why Social Networking and Twitter are Stupid

Last month Howard Stern (no relation) discussed social networks and blogs. While there are a lot of expletives, it's very much worth listening to. It's a view I've been hearing more and more as I travel. And it's something that I've started to really wonder about as I watch what people "tweet"...is there really a future for this type of sharing. Note that Howard calls the networks MyFaceBook and MyFace.

Here's a few of his comments:
it's all a waste of time
if you are over 15, you shouldn't be on these networks
people put everything on a blog like people give a fu**
go get a job

[Mobo]

In the end...the boys sold out for some free sodas and pretzels....

[Blue Heeler]

In the end...the boys sold out for some free sodas and pretzels....

If those pretzels are flown in fresh from Munich, it's worth it.

[Steam]

This girl sounds like a cut up.

[Mobo]

Did I mess this up? awwww

nope, just being your usual, unfunny self.....R.I.P. Steve S.

http://www.centernetworks.com/howard-stern-social-networking-blogs

Howard Stern Explains Why Social Networking and Twitter are Stupid

Last month Howard Stern (no relation) discussed social networks and blogs. While there are a lot of expletives, it's very much worth listening to. It's a view I've been hearing more and more as I travel. And it's something that I've started to really wonder about as I watch what people "tweet"...is there really a future for this type of sharing. Note that Howard calls the networks MyFaceBook and MyFace.

Here's a few of his comments:
it's all a waste of time
if you are over 15, you shouldn't be on these networks
people put everything on a blog like people give a fu**
go get a job

Yeah, but he's alllllll about it now....their little "news" team is going nuts about it!

[croscoe]

Ant needs one of these leash dealies:
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2199852/DSC08924-main_Full.jpg

[Stig]

Remember when Ted the Poster was taking your posts and trying to make them his own? So glad he died when his bus crashed on the "Monsters of Posts Tour 2008".

Yeah. It was a bummer when the bus went over that Cliff.






(get the subtle Metallica reference?)

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Hoo-Hoo discovered Tweeting this last week.....He truly is the innovator of radio!!!!

Just what the world needs, pictures of him flossing his denchers and changing his colostomy bag.

[cokelogic]

No one worries at Sirius, that explains the merge. [red paddle]

[Mobo]

ha ha! O&A are scanning the hall for assholes, but everyone is just pleased as punch to be working for SIRIUS/XM SATELLITE RADIO!

[Blue Heeler]

ha ha! O&A are scanning the hall for assholes, but everyone is just pleased as punch to be working for SIRIUS/XM SATELLITE RADIO!

Thank God this is an XL channel...

[Mobo]

She was attacked by polar bears? That's cold.

[Blue Heeler]

I need to see this video!

[Blue Heeler]

She was attacked by polar bears? That's cold.

haha, I lawl'd

[croscoe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0pFaQluCZo

[Mobo]

too slow on the bear video......

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

She was attacked by polar bears? That's cold.

http://www.babiczguitars.com/friends/steve-carlesi.jpg

Better then being attacked by this one.

[Mobo]

Suresh! He's got the powers of super-strength and whining!

[Mobo]

http://www.babiczguitars.com/friends/steve-carlesi.jpg

Better then being attacked by this one.

holy shit.....I don't even know the guy, and I'm embarrased by that picture.

[Razor Roman]

Just so everyone knows... you all celebrated something's death prematurely.

Anyway,
morning.

[Stig]

Suresh! He's got the powers of super-strength and whining!

Look out! He's got DICTION!

[Stig]

Just so everyone knows... you all celebrated something's death prematurely.

Anyway,
morning.

The Democratic party. We know.

[Razor Roman]

http://www.babiczguitars.com/friends/steve-carlesi.jpg

Better then being attacked by this one.

holy shit.....I don't even know the guy, and I'm embarrased by that picture.

I'm all for a good steve joke... but... I guess i'm not sure what exactly is embarassing about the picture :(

[Blue Heeler]

The Democratic party. We know.

dammit...oh well, back to praying

[Mobo]

Just so everyone knows... you all celebrated something's death prematurely.

Anyway,
morning.

Mark Twain?

[Razor Roman]

The Democratic party. We know.

Yeah. And i'm not sure if I hate the "Democrats" or the "Republicans" more...

[Stig]

Yeah. And i'm not sure if I hate the "Democrats" or the "Republicans" more...

I've become politically agnostic. But I do find the Democrats particularly hilarious.

[Stig]

Is it harder to keep the pad data updated at the new building?

[Mobo]

I'm all for a good steve joke... but... I guess i'm not sure what exactly is embarassing about the picture :(

It's just a douchey looking picture to me....sorry to confuse you.

[Pearce]

:haha7: Less than 3 hours and everyone hates them

[cokelogic]

:haha7: Less than 3 hours and everyone hates themAnd I'm shocked it took as long as it did. :icon_mrgr

[Hudson]

gee Sam looking like a character from Boondocks..I wonder why no one wants to speak to him.

[Stig]

And I'm shocked it took as long as it did. :icon_mrgr

Don't worry. They were pre-hated.

[Xyn]

:haha7: Less than 3 hours and everyone hates them

They were so beloved before today. :action-sm

[Mobo]

And I'm shocked it took as long as it did. :icon_mrgr

They were hated before they flipped the first switch, this morning. Then, when that didn't do anything, they tried that other switch....no, the one next to....no,no,no that RED one....yeah, yes, the red one....the red one next to that slider on the left.....

[croscoe]

The acoustics in the new studio are great. You can really hear the subtle nuances of farts.

[cokelogic]

Don't worry. They were pre-hated.

They were hated before they flipped the first switch, this morning. Then, when that didn't do anything, they tried that other switch....no, the one next to....no,no,no that RED one....yeah, yes, the red one....the red one next to that slider on the left.....
Same joke, but Stig came in first.

[DocSavage]

Sounding great I think...
"not good."
priceless!
sums things up quite nicely!
SIRI people really are the douche "office" types afterall!

[Mobo]

Same joke, but Stig came in first.

Awwww.....but mine was wordier!

[Hudson]

Shocker the guy is black.

[Stig]

Awwww.....but mine was wordier!

Exactly. Mine was concise. Surgical.

[cokelogic]

Awwww.....but mine was wordier!That might be why it took so long to get up on the board. People don't care about quality, it's about [fill in the blank].

See, I couldn't think of the perfect word, but it's just about getting it out there ASAP!!!!!!2!

[Stig]

That might be why it took so long to get up on the board. People don't care about quality, it's about [fill in the blank].

See, I couldn't think of the perfect word, but it's just about getting it out there ASAP!!!!!!2!

You don't roll the Wackbag odometer by being wordy.

[Mobo]

Exactly. Mine was concise. Surgical.

I didn't make it through the anesthesia.

That might be why it took so long to get up on the board. People don't care about quality, it's about [fill in the blank].

See, I couldn't think of the perfect word, but it's just about getting it out there ASAP!!!!!!2!

then I officially rebuke the status quo! I shan't disregard humor for speed! I'd rather craft my posts as art, then get them out there like a pizza delivery!

[Blue Heeler]

pfft, thanks Opie for the "detour sign" credit...

[Mobo]

Sam! Watch out for the under toad!

[Mobo]

pfft, thanks Opie for the "detour sign" credit...

Are you going to take credit for everytime Opie says "someone is saying"?

[Blue Heeler]

are you going to take credit for everytime opie says "someone is saying"?

yes!

[west milly tom]

I just can not wait until they're first run in with the gay neighbors. I just hope one of them has a mic close by.

[cokelogic]

then I officially rebuke the status quo! I shan't disregard humor for speed! I'd rather craft my posts as art, then get them out there like a pizza delivery!What you might thinking! :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Offices on the reg. Flat screens on the reg. Having fun on the reg. Staff on the reg.

[Hudson]

..Intern races from the offices to the studios...!!!!
For some reason I forsee a large usage of the "You like that don't you Faggot?" sound clip.

[Blue Heeler]

I'm enjoying the show today.

[Mobo]

t.v.'s?!?!? wires?!?!?! These guys don't want for anything!

[Stig]

then I officially rebuke the status quo! I shan't disregard humor for speed! I'd rather craft my posts as art, then get them out there like a pizza delivery!

We don't want your lines late, cold, and covered with snot.

[cokelogic]

I'm enjoying the show today.I agree. I really thought it was going to be a broken spirit, frustrated broadcast. Now I see the new strategy is to fuck around until they're moved or fired. It's wonderful.

[Mobo]

I agree. I really thought it was going to be a broken spirit, frustrated broadcast. Now I see the new strategy is to fuck around until they're moved or fired. It's wonderful.

just like the lady whose "strategy" was to jump in the polar bear pen.

[Blue Heeler]

dead air...

[Mobo]

this mother fucking bookit.com commercial is the newest bane of my existence.....

[cokelogic]

WHAT THE FUCK!?! Dead air to a weird noise just made me jump in my seat. Mother fuckers.

[Blue Heeler]

Hey, the IRS agent is filling out his report on a typewriter, great sound effects! ...

[Blue Heeler]

this mother fucking bookit.com commercial is the newest bane of my existence.....

Crippledalbino?

I miss him, he hasn't been the same since....the accident.

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008/january/water_electric.jpg

Mars running the extra lines made me think of this pic.

[Blue Heeler]

They need to get a big box of soft pretzels to put into the break room with a sign that says "For Opie & Anthony ONLY!"

[Stig]

this mother fucking bookit.com commercial is the newest bane of my existence.....

DUDE! Play PREDICTO, DUDE!!!

[Mobo]

ha! FELCHING! haaaa ha ha ha! That's what those gays guys are ALWAYS doing! Another home run from Steve!!!!!

[Pearce]

http://files.posterous.com/opieradio/cPpJ6KIyq81aaZQ3NSvnDJzUUxvt3K0NCfsAXq6qL8fNPHqXKW D3G0shO7hY/IMG00347-20090414-0856.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EM RZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1239714887&Signature=C6My9A9y3rqAU43AAtSXbNC3m30%3D

[Blue Heeler]

ha! FELCHING! haaaa ha ha ha! That's what those gays guys are ALWAYS doing! Another home run from Steve!!!!!

He's batting off a tee and the defense is shifted in.

[Mobo]

http://files.posterous.com/opieradio/cPpJ6KIyq81aaZQ3NSvnDJzUUxvt3K0NCfsAXq6qL8fNPHqXKW D3G0shO7hY/IMG00347-20090414-0856.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EM RZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1239714887&Signature=C6My9A9y3rqAU43AAtSXbNC3m30%3D

HA HA! How northeastern! Not a Coke or Dr. Pepper product to be seen.

[SteveFromBayshore]

ha! FELCHING! haaaa ha ha ha! That's what those gays guys are ALWAYS doing! Another home run from Steve!!!!!

It IS? Wow. And I was only kidding.

HEIL CUMIA!

[cokelogic]

http://files.posterous.com/opieradio/cPpJ6KIyq81aaZQ3NSvnDJzUUxvt3K0NCfsAXq6qL8fNPHqXKW D3G0shO7hY/IMG00347-20090414-0856.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EM RZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1239714887&Signature=C6My9A9y3rqAU43AAtSXbNC3m30%3DYet not a single Bud Light. :(

[Blue Heeler]

HA HA! How northeastern! Not a Coke or Dr. Pepper product to be seen.

ew, you're right! I knew something looked a bit off...they probably don't call it "pop" either.

[Mobo]

It IS? Wow. And I was only kidding.

HEIL CUMIA!

you betcha! I've heard 2 from you this morning, one from a mysterious person named "someone", and none (read: zero) from Mr. Lame Heeler from Boretucky! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!

[Stig]

ew, you're right! I knew something looked a bit off...they probably don't call it "pop" either.

No grownup calls soda "Pop." Or "Tonic."

[cokelogic]

HA HA! How northeastern! Not a Coke or Dr. Pepper product to be seen.Worse yet. Not a Bud Light to be seen.

[Mobo]

Yet not a single Bud Light. :(

Worse yet. Not a Bud Light to be seen.

What did you say?

[Blue Heeler]

Yet not a single Bud Light. :(

Worse yet. Not a Bud Light to be seen.

Bud Light.

[cokelogic]

you betcha! I've heard 2 from you this morning, one from a mysterious person named "someone", and none (read: zero) from Mr. Lame Heeler from Boretucky! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!Wow, [FACE] to Heeler. This is a bold move from Mobo to take a run at #2.

[Blue Heeler]

What did you say?

He said BUD LIGHT!

[cokelogic]

What did you say?

Bud Light.
I honestly thought that I "Thought" that and didn't post it, so I went back and posted it. I stink. :(

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Mornin folks...how's the first show in the new joint?

the 32kb/sec sounds even worse than before...I think I may actually have to pony up the $2.99

[Blue Heeler]

Wow, [FACE] to Heeler. This is a bold move from Mobo to take a run at #2.

I can always count on Mobo to call in and stumble.

[Mobo]

He said BUD LIGHT!

No, I'm being serious. I wanted to hear Cokey's joke, but someone else was talking, and I missed it.

What did you say Coke?

[Mobo]

I can always count on Mobo to call in and stumble.

Oh, bullshit....I haven't had anything worth calling in with, in forever.

[Dark Reyule]

I can't even put into words how much I hate the essence of Sam; his voice, his lack of any talent or humor value whatsoever, his appearance.
Why couldn't Sam be Ricardo Lopez...?

[cokelogic]

Mornin folks...how's the first show in the new joint?

the 32kb/sec sounds even worse than before...I think I may actually have to pony up the $2.9932kbps? What Real Audio stream are you listening to?

[Blue Heeler]

Oh, bullshit....I haven't had anything worth calling in with, in forever.

'member when you called in with that Bud Light joke?

[Stig]

I can't even put into words how much I hate the essence of Sam; his voice, his lack of any talent or humor value whatsoever, his appearance.
Why couldn't Sam be Ricardo Lopez...?

Counterpoint:

Sam fucking rules.

[Mobo]

Mornin folks...how's the first show in the new joint?

Good day, sir! Not the greatest show ever, but very far from the worst.

[Stig]

32kbps? What stream are you listening to?

Someone's pissing in his ear.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

32kbps? What Real Audio stream are you listening to?XMRO :(

hahaha, Jimmy waited out the negotiations until he came. Well played :clap:

[Stig]

How is a guy who sounds this dumb a pilot?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

'member when you called in with that Bud Light joke?

http://www.worthalaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bud-light.jpg

[Mobo]

'member when you called in with that Bud Light joke?

Bud Light joke? I don't recall.

[Pearce]

That's a woman getting fisted in the ass

[Hudson]

wtf was that?

[Stig]

That audio sounded like they were electrocuting a retard.

[Blue Heeler]

That audio + reporter stomping grapes = radio gold

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"Holy shit, that guy's fisting her ass"

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, that music is fantastic

[Mobo]

http://www.sporthorseproducts.com/images/600557.gif

[caeserchsburger]

Where the fuck is David?

[Mobo]

HA HA! The suits won't even let them play audio from another show, and Opie thinks that they're going to agree to a "wall of sound".

[Blue Heeler]

Where the fuck is David?

Taking a shower in 1942 hopefully.

[English Gent]

Where the fuck is David?

I don't know, but I'm certainly thankful that the unfunny cunt isn't there.

[Dark Reyule]

BTW that clip is here

http://www.efukt.com/2437_Sexual_Noises_You_Rather_Not_Hear.html

NSFW!!!

The site is full of crazy shit.

[Stig]

Jim: "Fuckin' three hour show? Fuck 'em!"

Ron and Fez. Noon to three.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

if they're actually editing out "Howard Stern" from that guy's rant it's fucking faggotry of the Nth degree

[cokelogic]

They got two offices, 12 TVs and no Bud Light.

[English Gent]

"Jeez almighty!" Salty language, boys..............

[Jimmy's Dignity]

They got two offices, 12 TVs and no Bud Light.

http://www.bloodchocolate.com/pics/d806ca13ca3449af72a1ea5aedbed26a.jpg

[DocSavage]

Who? Really who?

[zoal]

Morning folks.

Who are the guys reading a script from?

[DocSavage]

Oand A dont do that shit! But the pests will!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Bzzzzzzzzt....sorry Alex, you can talk all you want. Gag rules are part of the "other guy's" act

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Morning folks.

Who are the guys reading a script from?

Alex Bennett. Don't ask me who he is because I have no fucking clue.

[DocSavage]

who is the other guy?

[zoal]

Alex Bennett. Don't ask me who he is because I have no fucking clue.

Oh.... Alex Bennett?! CHRIST! THAT GUY IS... i have no idea.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

okay so he was 29 in 1968, clearly he's still a fucking filthy hippie

[meanmarv]

What are the numbers to call in the the Alex Bennett show? Or does XM have them blocked

[DocSavage]

...as IF they went in and actually picked out which studio THEY wanted!

[Mobo]

Pearce is making cumsies over the thought of a new pest attack.

[Stig]

She's doing it wrong.

http://www.bloodchocolate.com/pics/d806ca13ca3449af72a1ea5aedbed26a.jpg

[zoal]

Pearce is making cumsies over the thought of a new pest attack.

Oh uncle Mobo.

[meanmarv]

The Bbbooyys are looking to get bounced out within the first week when all the occupants complain about their presence.

[Mobo]

Opie: "What's with all the people passing out lately?"

what? 2?

Ope, the internet will make you believe that EVERYONE is passing out on the news.

[mascan42]

Wait, did Ant just say he was going on Hannity tonight? I thought it was Thursday.

[DocSavage]

I give em one week before the suits are walling up those glass walls and instituting the "separate and unequal" policies.

[Mobo]

Oh uncle Mobo.

A-her, a-her, a-her....I rememba' when I used to warsh lil Pearce-y. He'd sit on my knee, and I'd get out the sponge...."Stop the sqermin'!", I'd yell at him, but I wasn't really angry wit' him....

[Blue Heeler]

Opie: "What's with all the people passing out lately?"

what? 2?

Ope, the internet will make you believe that EVERYONE is passing out on the news.

I've passed out before and that complete washover feeling you get just before you clock out is the worst...it's like feeling all your organs shut off and the brain is the last to go.

[Mobo]

She's doing it wrong.

Hey, did you get paid yet?

[Mobo]

I've passed out before and that complete washover feeling you get just before you clock out is the worst...it's like feeling all your organs shut off and the brain is the last to go.

I hear ya....and your last thought is always: "I hope I don't get a shitty respawn point."

[Blue Heeler]

Bookit.com!

[DocSavage]

I hear ya....and your last thought is always: "I hope I don't get a shitty respawn point."

:icon_lol: POST of the Day! :clap:

[Stig]

Hey, did you get paid yet?

I got a check last week. I'm still two behind.

[croscoe]

:icon_lol: POST of the Day! :clap:

Seconded. Very good, sir. :icon_lol:

[Stig]

I hear ya....and your last thought is always: "I hope I don't get a shitty respawn point."

There's always some asshole just loitering there with a rocket launcher.

[Mobo]

Bookit.com!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BquY6zd9Wxo/SbyBb6NiheI/AAAAAAAAGgA/pOBo6xLVoQk/s320/muttley.gif

rassin' frassin'.....

[cokelogic]

Some like Buttery Beats, he likes Buttery Rolls.

[DocSavage]

A lefty! I hate illinois Nazis!

[Mobo]

:icon_lol: POST of the Day! :clap:

Seconded. Very good, sir. :icon_lol:

Heeeeyyyyy.....check me out....looks like I needed some vacation time to whip me back into shape....

[Mobo]

Oh shit.....Haltom City? E. Belknap? That is about 10 miles from here...

[English Gent]

That 911 woman can't be black: she didn't say 'scrimps'.

[DocSavage]

Welcome back Mobo...how was Thailand...er...Disne....er your vacation?

[Mobo]

I got a check last week. I'm still two behind.

at least there's a little bit of cash flow going around the Stig household....I worried about you over the time off...


There's always some asshole just loitering there with a rocket launcher.

asshole, thy name be CrippledAlbino.

[Mobo]

Hey, Kent....Ancient Greece came before the The Lil Rascals.....we've already covered this....thanks for the call.

[LiddyRules]

How is show?

[Mobo]

Welcome back Mobo...how was Thailand...er...Disne....er your vacation?

Fantast...er....so-so....er.....it sucked.

[DocSavage]

I like how these asshats come waltzing in around 10ish.

[Mobo]

How is show?

show is good. Listen with ears. Many times laughing.

[Pearce]

How is show?

Show is good.

[Mobo]

wow....this chick just pegged the show.

"I expected more, like a circus, but now that it's here, it just seems normal."

[Blue Heeler]

Oooooooh!

robert kelly
cincinnati funnybone - newport, ky
april 30th
show at 7:30pm
cincinnati funnybone
1 levee way 3124
newport , ky 41071

[DonTheTrucker]

That chick sounded cute for a radio girl.

[DocSavage]

Good! They are being welcomed wih open arms! It has been a love fest!

[zoal]

sam is the best

[Blue Heeler]

Rorscach Journal, April 14th: How is show?

Dr. Manhattan shouldn't have killed you after Adrian Veidt blows up the world.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

sam is the best

x2...he makes me laugh my ass off

[Mobo]

Oooooooh!

Don't waste the money....you have a new Heeler to feed.

[zoal]

Dr. Manhattan shouldn't have killed you after Adrian Veidt blows up the world.

I knew i should have watched the movie or read the book by now :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

Don't waste the money....you have a new Heeler to feed.

Like my wife would let me go have fun while she watches the baby...

[LiddyRules]

show is good. Listen with ears. Many times laughing. People in the hall aren't as asshatty as I think they expected.

[bigg33k]

I want to see girl #2. lol

[Mobo]

Dr. Manhattan shouldn't have killed you after Adrian Veidt blows up the world.

and Liddy says, "But I am "Pagliacci"....Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.

[DocSavage]

Earlier in the show we all learned that SIRI people seem to put an extraordinary amount of weight into how many TV's they have. It seemed to a sticking point in their minds.

Of course the bbboys went with it.

[DonTheTrucker]

Dr. Manhattan shouldn't have killed you after Adrian Veidt blows up the world.

That movie fucking blew goats. Way to kill off the only interesting character and steal Batman's ending.

[mattiew23m]

this show is classic, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time... Hoping for hallway bowling tomorrow, and more bashing of Alex Benett...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Gary Gygax died? Again?

I thought it was the guy who created the Hit Point died...

[Stig]

at least there's a little bit of cash flow going around the Stig household....I worried about you over the time off...

I'm absolutely CRYING here!


asshole, thy name be CrippledAlbino.

That should be a sig, or an avatar line or something...

[LiddyRules]

That movie fucking blew goats. Way to kill off the only interesting character and steal Batman's ending. Which Batman? The ending was virtually the same as the book which came out 20 years before TDK and had multiple cities exploding.

[bigg33k]

i dont think there gonna be allowed to do the bowling. Those glass walls will be no more.

[Mobo]

I knew i should have watched the movie or read the book by now :action-sm

I was going to call foul for "illegal unuse of Spoiler Alert", but I think it's been long enough....play stands.

[mattiew23m]

hahahahaaha and the pest attacks begin :)

[DocSavage]

That movie fucking blew goats. Way to kill off the only interesting character and steal Batman's ending.

Yeah it is an odd writers faux pas to kill the narrator.

[cokelogic]

If he had cancer, he should have used a health potion.

[Mobo]

That movie fucking blew goats. Way to kill off the only interesting character and steal Batman's ending.

way to not see the forest for the trees.

[Blue Heeler]

Which Batman? The ending was virtually the same as the book which came out 20 years before TDK and had multiple cities exploding.

Don's a hater.

HATER!

[Jame_gumb]

anyone know this guys number.i think i want to call and say hi

[Blue Heeler]

anyone know this guys number.i think i want to call and say hi

1-866-liberal

[zoal]

btw Punisher: War Zone was a piece of shit movie.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, Tumor damage

[cokelogic]

btw Punisher: War Zone was a piece of shit movie.I could have told you that without seeing it. Morning Zoal.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

btw Punisher: War Zone was a piece of shit movie.I watched it and giggled like a retard at the violence. The way Punisher is supposed to be

[LiddyRules]

btw Punisher: War Zone was a piece of shit movie. It was exactly what a Punisher movie should be.

[mattiew23m]

The Alex Bennett Program

Weekdays 9 am - Noon ET
Rebroadcast Weekends 9 am - Noon ET
THIS is the Great American Broadcast! Alex Bennett presents the politics of life and the life of politics. Alex presents information and opinions on the most important topics of the day, and entertainment to get you through the day. Alex Bennett gives a voice to it all, his…and yours! You can talk with Alex and America by calling 1-866-99-SIRIUS. SERIOUS CALLS ONLY!

[DonTheTrucker]

I guess he failed his save roll against puddin' head.

[Blue Heeler]

I watched it and giggled like a retard at the violence. The way Punisher is supposed to be

It was exactly what a Punisher movie should be.

Are you guys saying it was a piece of shit like it should have been or that the movie was good because it was like the comic?

[Mobo]

I watched it and giggled like a retard at the violence. The way Punisher is supposed to be

This....Punisher is 1 for 3 in movies.

[Stig]

It was exactly what a Punisher movie should be.

Carlos Mencia?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

that's fucked up...when they get called out on the fact that their 911 Tax doesn't give enough money to 911...they change the name of the tax. Fucking gay

[Jimmy's Dignity]

This....Punisher is 1 for 3 in movies.

Who would have thought that Dolph Lundgren could have possibly failed?

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g5sX1s2wRc

EDIT: Never mind. Youtube sucks so much, the lip sync is completely off.

[zoal]

Are you guys saying it was a piece of shit like it should have been or that the movie was good because it was like the comic?

Over the top violence = good for a punisher movie.

"Don't you die on me!"
"Don't let me die! not like this..."

would have been a better silent movie.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I got my taxes done & paid on Saturday. Love direct-pay

[DonTheTrucker]

Which Batman? The ending was virtually the same as the book which came out 20 years before TDK and had multiple cities exploding.

Ok so Batman stole the ending where the hero becomes the villain. It sucked too.

[CousinDave]

I got my taxes done & paid on Saturday. Love direct-pay


I always file an extension

[Blue Heeler]

I don't see how anyone can live in NY.

[Stig]

Opie gets a little cranky when you point out that he only says he's a liberal to please Brother Weaze.

[Mobo]

You have 12 flat screens....pay your extra taxes, millionaires.

[English Gent]

I have to admit, you guys in the colonies have a seriously fucked-up tax regime.

[Stig]

I don't see how anyone can live in NY.

We got the fuck out in 1969.:action-sm

[Stig]

I have to admit, you guys in the colonies have a seriously fucked-up tax regime.

Yeah, that was a tough revelation to drag out of you.

[LiddyRules]

Ok so Batman stole the ending where the hero becomes the villain. It sucked too. So you hated Dark Knight and Watchmen? Do you like any comic book movies? And I wouldn't exactly say the point of Watchmen was that the "hero becomes the villain."

GARRETT!!!!!!!

[Redding]

Stinky!

[Mobo]

Who would have thought that Dolph Lundgren could have possibly failed?

Rocky.

Ok so Batman stole the ending where the hero becomes the villain. It sucked too.

I'll call Shakespeare and tell him the bad news.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Our Garrett is an AAAWWWEEESOOOOME Garrett!!

[cokelogic]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/erockradio/p4Y5U0iSYD5kWa2x9dWPuB4wYXYWm7TJPsg1wJH7FXzs4tta5a YFUp4QTwLs/IMG00043.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
Our Garrett is an awesome Garrett.

[English Gent]

Yeah, that was a tough revelation to drag out of you.

Ooh, just bend my arm behind my back........

[LiddyRules]

Jay Thomas- how jealous is he of Fred Willard?

[LiddyRules]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/erockradio/p4Y5U0iSYD5kWa2x9dWPuB4wYXYWm7TJPsg1wJH7FXzs4tta5a YFUp4QTwLs/IMG00043.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
Our Garrett is an awesome Garrett.

Our Garrett is Doug Benson.

[Mobo]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/erockradio/p4Y5U0iSYD5kWa2x9dWPuB4wYXYWm7TJPsg1wJH7FXzs4tta5a YFUp4QTwLs/IMG00043.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
Our Garrett is an awesome Garrett.

I didn't think that Dante was even supposed to be here today.

[cokelogic]

White people look a like.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Okay...who's the swarthy Italian?

[Redding]

Master Po is back! oh wait,..

[Mobo]

this guy is a nervous nellie!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Our Garrett is Doug Benson.

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/03/08-15/doug_benson_2.jpg

nice call

[English Gent]

I didn't think that Dante was even supposed to be here today.

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Blue Heeler]

I have to admit, you guys in the colonies have a seriously fucked-up tax regime.

Don't confuse New York and the aborted Northeast with the rest of the country. They keep voting in Democrats and then wonder where all their money goes...but Dems are for "the people"...fucking idiots.

by the way, the Tea Party protests are picking up steam, there's more today.

[zoal]

White people look a like.

black people are so scared...

[Mobo]

Shuuuuuuut up.

[Stig]

Ooh, just bend my arm behind my back........

Oh yeah...you LIKE that, DON'T you, bitch!

[zoal]

Get this minority off the air.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Master Po is back! oh wait,..
I thought it was the Mad Mexican...

[Stig]

White people look alike.

We all look affluent and successful?

[DonTheTrucker]

So you hated Dark Knight and Watchmen? Do you like any comic book movies? And I wouldn't exactly say the point of Watchmen was that the "hero becomes the villain."

GARRETT!!!!!!!

I liked the first Spiderman a little bit. And I thought Heath Ledger was great in Batman. But in general I'm not a big comic book movie guy.

[crippledalbino]

Oh yeah...you LIKE that, DON'T you, bitch!

I'm just waking up and hoping that [you] tags are in effect for avatars.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

by the way, the Tea Party protests are picking up steam, there's more today.

They're good...but you know that CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, won't acknowledge the legitimate point of the Tea Parties.

Point: Stop all this fucking spending!!!!
What they shall say: Look at all these unmitigated racists calling for Obama's failure!

[croscoe]

- On April 14, 2009, it was revealed that Bennett's office at Sirius/XM has no flat-screen TVs, while Opie & Anthony have at least twelve.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

We all look affluent and successful?

well...those who get paid on a regular basis...:icon_conf

[Blue Heeler]

On April 14, 2009, it was revealed that Bennett's office at Sirius/XM has no flat-screen TVs, while Opie & Anthony have at least twelve.


hahahaha

[LiddyRules]

This guy has been in the business a long time if he was the first to play No Matter What.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVPThOPlX4

[Stig]

I'm just waking up and hoping that [you] tags are in effect for avatars.

It was one of Mobo's.

http://sports.prattville.com/Sites/Prattville/Images/Main/extrication.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

They're good...but you know that CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, won't acknowledge the legitimate point of the Tea Parties.

Point: Stop all this fucking spending!!!!
What they shall say: Look at all these unmitigated racists calling for Obama's failure!

So I shouldn't show up today with my "ASTERISK Shall FAIL" sign?

[DonTheTrucker]

They're good...but you know that CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, won't acknowledge the legitimate point of the Tea Parties.

Point: Stop all this fucking spending!!!!
What they shall say: Look at all these unmitigated racists calling for Obama's failure!

Actually they'll say nothing for as long as they can get away with it.

Then they'll say what you said.

[Stig]

This guy has been in the business a long time if he was the first to play No Matter What.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVPThOPlX4

Badfinger live - ironic when you consider that the two main guys both committed suicide.

[zoal]

I think its time to play some Guitar Hero Metallica between shows today.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, "I thought they called her Michelle?"

watch Ant's invitation to Hannity be rescinded...

[LiddyRules]

They're good...but you know that CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, won't acknowledge the legitimate point of the Tea Parties.

Point: Stop all this fucking spending!!!!
What they shall say: Look at all these unmitigated racists calling for Obama's failure!

No. They'll treat it as a bunch of zany people doing something zany like some sort of goofy public interest story. "If you're thinking of going swimming in the river today, think about taking a straw! *laugh* A bunch of people threw TEA in the water this afternoon! How crazy is that?"

[Mobo]

I'm just waking up and hoping that [you] tags are in effect for avatars.

Good morning there, sir.....nope....Stig just thought that something that I said was SOOOOO true, that he had to immortalize it in his avatar..

[Blue Heeler]

He is believed to be a closet homosexual, and loves a good pink sock from time to time.



Alex Bennett is a playa!

[Mobo]

O - Bomb - A!

I get it!

[crippledalbino]

It was one of Mobo's.

http://sports.prattville.com/Sites/Prattville/Images/Main/extrication.jpg

Good morning there, sir.....nope....Stig just thought that something that I said was SOOOOO true, that he had to immortalize it in his avatar..

Yeah, I didn't think Stig had it in him to come up with original content like that. So were you hoping to start (yet another) internet messageboard fight with me?

[cokelogic]

Hey my production piece.

[Stig]

I think its time to play some Guitar Hero Metallica between shows today.

Don't jump around in your underwear when you do.

[croscoe]

"Dat'll be 43 cents for duh joke, GH"

[cokelogic]

hahahaha
Current Instant Feedback Leaderboard:
1. Kevin from Connecticut
2. Blue Heeler from KY
3. Cokelogic
4. Steven S. from Bayshore

Time to update the list again. Steve put on a one man home run derby today.

[Blue Heeler]

Alex Bennett's wiki reference links need to be redirected to meatspin.com

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Holy fuck that BookIt.com advertisement makes me long for the days of Cold-Kay

[Blue Heeler]

Current Instant Feedback Leaderboard:
1. Kevin from Connecticut
2. Blue Heeler from KY
3. Cokelogic
4. Steven S. from Bayshore

Time to update the list again. Steve put on a one man home run derby today.

Letting the retarded kid bat a couple times during the 7th inning stretch doesn't count.

[Mobo]

Yeah, I didn't think Stig had it in him to come up with original content like that. So were you hoping to start (yet another) internet messageboard fight with me?

rut roh....looks like I've awoken the unemployed giant. I was hoping I'd get your lazy ass out of bed....

[Stig]

rut roh....looks like I've awoken the unemployed giant. I was hoping I'd get your lazy ass out of bed....

You'd think he'd be slimming down a little.

[LiddyRules]

Current Instant Feedback Leaderboard:
1. Kevin from Connecticut
2. Blue Heeler from KY
3. Cokelogic
4. Steven S. from Bayshore

Time to update the list again. Steve put on a one man home run derby today.

Ill never get a feedback read again. :(

[Blue Heeler]

Refreshing Bennett's wiki page is a laugh every time:

Bennett also enjoys when children refer to him as uncle paul.

[croscoe]

Yes. Although some ****** keeps editing out the hilarity.

[Mobo]

You'd think he'd be slimming down a little.

Hey, how's that Godfather II game?

[Blue Heeler]

haha:

This page is currently semi-protected and can be edited only by established registered users.

[Blue Heeler]

Ill never get a feedback read again. :(

Just take credit when Opie says "someone on Instant Feedback..."

[Mobo]

Ill never get a feedback read again. :(

Just because it gets on the show, doesn't mean it's the best...LiddyRules.

[crippledalbino]

Don't jump around in your underwear when you do.
Alright, that's going to start fucking with my head, sir.
Current Instant Feedback Comedy Ranking:
1. Elephant Cum
2. Blue Heeler from KY
3. Cokelogic
4. Steven S. from Bayshore

Quick fix
rut roh....looks like I've awoken the unemployed giant. I was hoping I'd get your lazy ass out of bed....
And you did, for better or for worse. Now I'm all bleary eyed and groggy. Wait until I'm caffeinated. Oh man.
You'd think he'd be slimming down a little.
Not with all this gravy to swim in.

[bigg33k]

Does bennett twitter?

[Stig]

Hey, how's that Godfather II game?

Stop trying to set me up for a "Poor people don't get new games" joke, you bastard!"

[crippledalbino]

Hey, how's that Godfather II game?

Beat it in three days after a marathon. Already returned it. It was entertaining enough, but there's no replayability, and I'm pissed off that they're gonna charge you for DLC for the level four guns.

[Mobo]

Stop trying to set me up for a "Poor people don't get new games" joke, you bastard!"

I guess I asked for that....I really did wanna know, though.

[Stig]

Not with all this gravy to swim in.

Our Crippy rides the Gravy Train
He'll never have to work again
Don't wake him or he'll get annoyed
Yeah he loves being unemployed...

[crippledalbino]

Does bennett twitter?
I don't know, but I'm going to put 'finding shit out for bigg33k' on the top of my list of things to do today.

[crippledalbino]

Our Crippy rides the Gravy Train
He'll never have to work again
Don't wake him or he'll get annoyed
Yeah he loves being unemployed...

Hey... did I tell you the name of the game.... boy?

[bigg33k]

I don't know, but I'm going to put 'finding shit out for bigg33k' on the top of my list of things to do today.

cool so I can stop looking then?

[Mobo]

Beat it in three days after a marathon. Already returned it. It was entertaining enough, but there's no replayability, and I'm pissed off that they're gonna charge you for DLC for the level four guns.

Does it bother following any sort of movie plotline, or is it just a sequel to the first Godfather game?

[cokelogic]

Letting the retarded kid bat a couple times during the 7th inning stretch doesn't count.Oh shit son! :icon_eek:

Ill never get a feedback read again. :(That might be true. :action-sm


Quick fix
Elephant Cum made me laugh out loud.

[Blue Heeler]

Our Crippy rides the Gravy Train
He'll never have to work again
Don't wake him or he'll get annoyed
Yeah he loves being unemployed...

And then the unicorn shit on its hooves.

[Blue Heeler]

Oh shit son! :icon_eek:

Someone should make a comic about that...

[Blue Heeler]

btw, the pregnant g-string girl sitting across from me was trying to hook up a scanner behind her PC, nice 90 degree bend-over for about 5 minutes. I almost took a picture for you savages.

[crippledalbino]

cool so I can stop looking then?
Yeah, I got it under control. Stop looking, settle back, and while you're at it, stop posting too.
Does it bother following any sort of movie plotline, or is it just a sequel to the first Godfather game?

Yeah, it interjects you into various spots in the game. You're the one who kills Hymen Roth in the airport, you're the one who tries to assassinate Castro (Yeah, they're now rewriting history), you were in the bar with Frank Pentangeli when he gets killed, et-cetera.

[Stig]

Hey... did I tell you the name of the game.... boy?

They call it Ride The Gravy Train. Then comes the guitar solo.

[crippledalbino]

They call it Ride The Gravy Train.

You're gonna get me banned for postwhoring if you keep these shenanigans up.

[Stig]

You're gonna get me banned for postwhoring if you keep these shenanigans up.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Mobo]

Fuck me....I just realized that Stig has changed his avatar....I've been really confused for the last page and a half....

[cokelogic]

Someone should make a comic about that...Stig's is the first entry tomorrow. If I don't confuse him with Crip.

[Stig]

Stig's is the first entry tomorrow. If I don't confuse him with Crip.

Happens all the time.

[Blue Heeler]

Stig's is the first entry tomorrow. If I don't confuse him with Crip.

I have some inspiration, I'm thinking of using Bud Light as a prop.

not really

[crippledalbino]

Fuck me....I just realized that Stig has changed his avatar....I've been really confused for the last page and a half....
Yeah, me too. I'm still uncaffeinated so I'm sitting there going 'I don't remember replying to that. And when did I get so old and stupid?
Stig's is the first entry tomorrow. If I don't confuse him with Crip.

People often mistake us for each other. I'm dashing, charming, and hilarious, and he's the human equivalent of spoiled olive-loaf.

[crippledalbino]

Stig's is the first entry tomorrow. If I don't confuse him with Crip.

Alright, now this is just fucking with my head.

[Mobo]

I have some inspiration, I'm thinking of using Bud Light as a prop.

not really

Using what as a prop? Sorry, I missed it.

[Blue Heeler]

ok, I've been at work since 6am and have done NOTHING...I need to YMB this forum for a bit.

[Stig]

People often mistake us for each other. I'm dashing, charming, and hilarious, and he's the human equivalent of spoiled olive-loaf.

I think you meant that I'm "Sexy."

[cokelogic]

I'm out. C-ya!

[Blue Heeler]

Using what as a prop? Sorry, I missed it.

oh nothing, just something to Cokey that should probably be PM's... :action-sm

[Stig]

Using what as a prop? Sorry, I missed it.

No, not "Prop." What's the one like that....oh yeah.
A "Crutch." He's thinking of using Bud Light as a Crutch.

[crippledalbino]

I think you meant that I'm "Sexy."

That's totally what I meant, if by "Sexy" you mean "having the sex appeal of curdled milk."

[Stig]

I'm out. C-ya!

We've all known for years.

[crippledalbino]

I'm out. C-ya!

Later, cokey.

[Stig]

That's totally what I meant, if by "Sexy" you mean "having the sex appeal of curdled milk."

If by "Curdled Milk," you mean what a girl spits out after your dick bottoms out in her left lung.

[crippledalbino]

If by "Curdled Milk," you mean what a girl spits out after your dick bottoms out in her left lung.

If by 'left lung' you mean 'central incisor'.

[Mobo]

If by "Curdled Milk," you mean what a girl spits out after your dick bottoms out in her left lung.

That girl obviously has a problem with her epiglottal passage...she should see a doctor.

[crippledalbino]

That girl obviously has a problem with her epiglottal passage...she should see a doctor.

Only in the midst of a hallucination.

[Stig]

Hmmmm... I don't like this avatar either. Gotta keep looking.

[Mobo]

I'm already bored with today....can I just go home now?

[crippledalbino]

Hmmmm... I don't like this avatar either. Gotta keep looking.
If by avatar you mean 'your life' then... oh. Wait, we stopped that game.
I'm already bored with today....can I just go home now?

Yeah, totally. Just go right up to your boss, point your crooked little finger in his chest and say 'Crip told me that I could take the rest of the day off, buckaroo' and then kick him in the shins.

[Stig]

If by avatar you mean 'your life' then... oh. Wait, we stopped that game.

That's exactly what I meant.


Yeah, totally. Just go right up to your boss, point your crooked little finger in his chest and say 'Crip told me that I could take the rest of the day off, buckaroo' and then kick him in the shins.

Isn't "Buckaroo" a tad strong for the workplace?

[Stig]

World is in financial crise, most of countries are in recession. For 2008, an estimated 2.6 million U.S. jobs were eliminated. In Russia only in december 2008 1.0 million jobs were eliminated. Learn how to survive and play virtual stock exchange trading with stocks and goods. Only the best wins!



And now, we report you for spamming, and have you eliminated.

[CousinDave]

World is in financial crise, most of countries are in recession. For 2008, an estimated 2.6 million U.S. jobs were eliminated. In Russia only in december 2008 1.0 million jobs were eliminated. Learn how to survive and play virtual stock exchange trading with stocks and goods. Only the best wins!


http://stockexchange.cjb.net


See rankings:


http://i88.servimg.com/u/f88/11/28/19/17/most_s10.jpg



we got a double poster here

[Mobo]

Yeah, totally. Just go right up to your boss, point your crooked little finger in his chest and say 'Crip told me that I could take the rest of the day off, buckaroo' and then kick him in the shins.

How weird.....this is my boss:

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/b/buckbanz.jpg

[crippledalbino]

World is in financial crise, most of countries are in recession. For 2008, an estimated 2.6 million U.S. jobs were eliminated. In Russia only in december 2008 1.0 million jobs were eliminated. Learn how to survive and play virtual stock exchange trading with stocks and goods. Only the best wins!


http://stockexchange.cjb.net


See rankings:


http://i88.servimg.com/u/f88/11/28/19/17/most_s10.jpg
Please tell us more, sir. You're as informative as you are hilarious.

[Mobo]

WAIT! The world is in financial crise, and no one told me?

[Stig]

WAIT! The world is in financial crise, and no one told me?

And to think, you were bored...

[crippledalbino]

How weird.....this is my boss:

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/b/buckbanz.jpg

I fuckin' knew all of our jobs were getting outsourced to the eighth dimension.

[CousinDave]

I'm already bored with today....can I just go home now?


I'm not going to stop you

[Mobo]

And to think, you were bored...

Now, I'm terrified....I'd rather be bored.

I'm not going to stop you
You're not going to start me up, either....cause once you start me up, I'll never stop.

[crippledalbino]

I'm not going to stop you

Apparently CousinDave's PhD isn't in "Thread Contribution".

[Mobo]

Apparently CousinDave's PhD isn't in "Thread Contribution".

PrompthoweverDull.

[crippledalbino]

PrompthoweverDull.

My favorite thing about Mobo is when he gets SO high that his face goes numb and he just collapses on the keyboard, and then hits the "Submit Reply" button anyhow.

[KNUCKLEUP]

sup queers.

[Stig]

My favorite thing about Mobo is when he gets SO high that his face goes numb and he just collapses on the keyboard, and then hits the "Submit Reply" button anyhow.

His head just rolls to the right and hits the Enter key.

[crippledalbino]

sup queers.

Oh nothing. Just a bunch of manly men with their lives together sitting around and talking about how great everything is. That's all it is. Just a few studs talking about the good life that we're having.

[Stig]

Oh nothing. Just a bunch of manly men with their lives together sitting around and talking about how great everything is. That's all it is. Just a few studs talking about the good life that we're having.

And our conquests with super hot chicks.








too much?

[crippledalbino]

And our conquests with super hot chicks.








too much?

No keep it up, she's almost impressed, I can totally tell.

And about how we've got so much money, all we can think to do with it is fuck piles of it with our enormous cocks.

[Mobo]

My favorite thing about Mobo is when he gets SO high that his face goes numb and he just collapses on the keyboard, and then hits the "Submit Reply" button anyhow.

sup queers.

His head just rolls to the right and hits the Enter key.

Oh nothing. Just a bunch of manly men with their lives together sitting around and talking about how great everything is. That's all it is. Just a few studs talking about the good life that we're having.

And our conquests with super hot chicks.








too much?

HUH?!?! WHAT?!?!?! mumph...humph.....mumble....

[KNUCKLEUP]

wow, i need to hang out with you guys more often. :icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

HUH?!?! WHAT?!?!?! mumph...humph.....mumble....

Shhh, go back to sleep, we'll wake you when we get on an Evil Dead tangent.

[crippledalbino]

wow, i need to hang out with you guys more often. :icon_eek:

And that's what it's all about. You see that boys? You see how you get the ladies? It's all about selling yourself.

...cheap.

[Stig]

wow, i need to hang out with you guys more often. :icon_eek:

You do, actually. We miss you. :action-sm

[STARTSOMETHING]

Stupid question: Does ron and fez use the same studio?

[Stig]

Stupid question: Does ron and fez use the same studio?

No. Theirs is on the 19th floor.

[Pearce]

Called Covino and Rich, asked if they ran into O&A yet. The one guy said he did this morning to welcome them to the building, the other guy said he met their people but not them. Said they're tight with the Stern camp but they can be cool with O&A too.

[crippledalbino]

(if you look closely, the only things that I interact with, are colored red) <---real "Sixth Sense" reference...go back and watch if you don't believe me...

The depth of Mobo's nerdiosity must be requoted here.

[Stig]

Hi, everybody!

Die!

[stevethrower]

Ummm is it me or does it sound like they are talking through a tube?

[Stig]

So two things: Why a replay, and why is the robot voice filter on the audio?

[loganfield]

What the eff is going on with online feed? Why best of?

[SpeedBird]

Sounds fixed now....but why still the replay??

[DudeDeuce]

Looks like it started the same way at 6am... they could have cut this out of the replay.

[crippledalbino]

So two things: Why a replay, and why is the robot voice filter on the audio?

Hold on, I'm on the phone with Opie, I'll ask when he finishes talking about where he's putting the next twenty dollar bill.

[crippledalbino]

What the eff is going on with online feed? Why best of?

Sounds fixed now....but why still the replay??

Looks like it started the same way at 6am... they could have cut this out of the replay.

I thought you fucks only showed up in the mornings.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I'm scared



Lingy Linhasdbwedqwkl

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'll only be scared if they (a) do nothing but commercials (b) replayed Stern's show

[crippledalbino]

I'll only be scared if they (a) do nothing but commercials (b) replayed Stern's show

They're just doing their duty to let us know about important things. Do you realize that gold is the only investment that isn't someone else's liability?

[OhioPest]

what happened e to the first 45minutes of the show? Speculate?

[loganfield]

WTF..did they jump to the past the first segment?

[crippledalbino]

what happened e to the first 45minutes of the show? Speculate?

No.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, "I'll guarantee she works for The Shade?" Is that a darkie joke? Cause if so...it's a good one :D

[OhioPest]

No.

please!

[girthymac]

hmmmm........ I'm thinking Sirius didn't like something said about the new studio........pussies

[Mobo]

I'm here....just trying to do actual work for the last hour of my day.

[OhioPest]

hmmmm........ I'm thinking Sirius didn't like something said about the new studio........pussies
Or someone just fucked up. Either way.

[girthymac]

Or someone just fucked up. Either way.

Either way......someone needs to be corrrrrected!:action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Hah! Franks Place guy won.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Wait...R&F have to go from their offices on the 19th floor up to the studios on 30?

wait again...they've gotta go to a different elevator bank? That's so gay

[Stig]

Wait...R&F have to go from their offices on the 19th floor up to the studios on 30?

wait again...they've gotta go to a different elevator bank? That's so gay

Why so gay?

[meanmarv]

Howie is behind all of this.

[DonTheTrucker]

Jimmy just talked over the World Series call? Holy bad timing.

[OhioPest]

Wait...R&F have to go from their offices on the 19th floor up to the studios on 30?

wait again...they've gotta go to a different elevator bank? That's so gay

Gay... that's the worst thing you could say about a man.

[meanmarv]

Why so gay?

Fez was sucking cocks in the hallway?

[DonTheTrucker]

Why so gay?

Why (Sirius) so cheap?

[Pearce]

Jay Thomas joking about O&A. Stinky said "I was on a bigger and better show this morning." and added that he plugged Jay's show, so Jay asked what they said and Stinky said O&A like him. Jay did an over-the-top "They work for Sirius now right? Then they're the greatest guys in the world. We love them!" thing.

[Hudson]

haha they were on the thailand leg of the amazing race this week.

[DonTheTrucker]

Jay Thomas joking about O&A. Stinky said "I was on a bigger and better show this morning." and added that he plugged Jay's show, so Jay asked what they said and Stinky said O&A like him. Jay did an over-the-top "They work for Sirius now right? Then they're the greatest guys in the world. We love them!" thing.

You really do nothing but listen to other shows and monitor for O&A references, do you?

[Stig]

You really do nothing but listen to other shows and monitor for O&A references, do you?

He has 12 radios, which he monitors constantly.

[Mobo]

He has 12 radios, which he monitors constantly.

Pearcemandias - The smartest man on the planet.

http://staplecrops.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/veidt.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Billy Bob is definitely being a useless bucket of jizm

[CousinDave]

Billy Bob is definitely being a useless bucket of jizm


But he was in Tombstone

[CousinDave]

How did I know this would get played

[Mobo]

But he was in Tombstone

Cum-stone is more like it.

[Stig]

Billy Bob is definitely being a useless bucket of jizm

If that interviewer had any balls, he would have just said, "OK then, thanks for coming" and gone to music or commercials the SECOND Thornton starting acting like a douche.

[Mobo]

If that interviewer had any balls, he would have just said, "OK then, thanks for coming" and gone to music or commercials the SECOND Thornton starting acting like a douche.

This interview absolutely deserves the WWRD, rule of radio....What Would Ron Do? I keep thinking about that interview with that spunk-rag of an actor that was in National Treasure 2 that Ronnie really gave the business to....brilliant.

[DonTheTrucker]

Tom Petty has been in movies. Bad comparison, Sling Blade.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Yeah, or as soon as Thornton instructed him to only treat him as a musician, I'd have been like, "Okay, lets listen to a track. <2 seconds later> This is dogshit, get the fuck out of here for wasting my time."

[Mobo]

Okey-dokey folks.....I'm out. It was nice coming back to all my internet friends after the vacation. See everyone tomorrow.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Lisa Cohen probably had big fat Jew tits and a snarly bush

[DonTheTrucker]

This interview absolutely deserves the WWRD, rule of radio....What Would Ron Do? I keep thinking about that interview with that spunk-rag of an actor that was in National Treasure 2 that Ronnie really gave the business to....brilliant.

That was great. Or Opie throwing poker chips would be nice too.