O&A Listening Thread 04/15/09: Tax Day Bowling

[Saikotic]

Whatever.

[Saikotic]

NWA, bitches:

http://www.westcoastpioneers.com/uploads/pics/nwa_panic_zone_ice_cube_easy_e_dr_dre_arabian_prin ce_1987_01.jpg

[Motor Head]

FUCK THE IRS
FUCK FUCK FUCK THE IRS
FUCK EM

Good morning fuckos!

[Saikotic]

I gotta mail in the state taxes today. I would have done it through Turbo Tax but they wanted a good chunk from my return. Fuck that. $20 just to e-file. Really?

[Motor Head]

Today in history

A bunch of rich fucks in first class fucked over a bunch poor fuckers in steerage while the Titanic sank. 1493 taxpayers were sent to a watery grave. Meh.

96 soccer fans are crushed to death at Hillsborough stadium in Sheffield, England. During the opening minutes of the FA Cup semi-final between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest, Sheffield police order a gate opened at one end of the stadium. A throng of 2,000 Liverpool fans attempt to surge into the seating section, smashing more than 250 already-seated fans against the security fence.

Too bad Loki wasn't one of them.

[Saikotic]

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****UPDATE****
They have been fired thanks to all your comments and alerting of the Domino's franchise

[Saikotic]

Congressman Wants to Ban Download Caps

Time Warner Cable plans to test its controversial, new scheme to have users pay by the gigabyte in Rochester, New York, but the area's freshman congressman calls usage caps greedy and plans to introduce legislation to stop it.

http://blog.wired.com/business/2009/04/congressman-to.html

[English Gent]

Today in history

A bunch of rich fucks in first class fucked over a bunch poor fuckers in steerage while the Titanic sank. 1493 taxpayers were sent to a watery grave. Meh.

96 soccer fans are crushed to death at Hillsborough stadium in Sheffield, England. During the opening minutes of the FA Cup semi-final between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest, Sheffield police order a gate opened at one end of the stadium. A throng of 2,000 Liverpool fans attempt to surge into the seating section, smashing more than 250 already-seated fans against the security fence.

Too bad Loki wasn't one of them.

'already-seated'? Um, it was a seatless stand and the Hillsborough disaster led to seatless stands being more or less outlawed.

[Motor Head]

Hey, copy and paste. I don't fact check. I'm an American.

[Pearce]

Is it me or was that phone call extremely low in the mix?

[croscoe]

It was low.

[Steam]

Hannity is a fucking douche.

[Saikotic]

I think I need to start smoking pot:

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpg

[Motor Head]

My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily - Blutto Blutarsky

[PacoSoze]

Is XMRO working or does my computer just suck?

[Motor Head]

It's working for me.

[Steam]

It's working for me.

x2

[Saikotic]

I am having no issues.

Aside from MENTAL ones! hyuck hyuck hyuck

[Pearce]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKmq1KHdyQ

[PacoSoze]

now its going. back to the shadows with me....

[Steam]

Miley Cyrus looks like a muppet. Don't find her attractive at all.

[VilleDick]

Love this interview

[croscoe]

Oh yeah... listen for the "HOO HOO" Allison at the end.

[VilleDick]

Allison Stewart decided to go back to playing Videos on MTV after this

[Motor Head]

Nobody has posted a single pedo-bear type of picture of Miley? You guys are slipping.

[Steam]

I forgot how great this interview was. Anthony killed it.

[Pearce]

Nobody has posted a single pedo-bear type of picture of Miley? You guys are slipping.

http://www.prolifeblogs.com/articles/helen.jpg

[Motor Head]

http://www.prolifeblogs.com/articles/helen.jpg

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[croscoe]

That's pretty fuckin' funny.

[VilleDick]

Breitbart has the story...

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97IC3TO0&show_article=1

Naturally they just have her as being called a bitch, not a white bitch

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

http://www.prolifeblogs.com/articles/helen.jpg

Hey you, go back to your flat screen less studio bologna tits.

[croscoe]

A lil' something for the break:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyN5sAShqOA

[Pearce]

The O&A and R&F commercials HAVE to stop the stupid movie trailer joke template. Nothing is more vomit inducing than when the music bed stops for the punchline, like "Brace yourself, folks, a doozy is on the way, you won't believe how uber hilarious this is gonna get right about.....NOW!". It ruins natural comedic timing.

[Saikotic]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

[VilleDick]

Wii Bowling pwns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcv6fPszAZY

Wii Lebowski is even better

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Good morning...

Here she is folks
http://www.death.com.ru/pochepa.html

No Meatspin goodness

[Vyce]

This bit's already a gutter ball....hrrmmpph hmmmpph.....

[croscoe]

RobeSoup - What kind of Cannondale do you ride?

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

The bowling bit makes me sad.

[Stig]

Ant with an early LOTD:
Opie: Why do we have to stop bowling at 8:15?
Ant: There's a league coming in.

[Mobo]

Ant with an early LOTD:
Opie: Why do we have to stop bowling at 8:15?
Ant: There's a league coming in.

Heh....bowling humor....have we not learned anything from Stephen Lynch?

[croscoe]

That's the most Jewish name ever.

Edit - Is it, stupid? I suck.

[Stig]

NWA, bitches:

http://www.westcoastpioneers.com/uploads/pics/nwa_panic_zone_ice_cube_easy_e_dr_dre_arabian_prin ce_1987_01.jpg

Looks more like NNNN to me.

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNxXq-1U8qU

[Mobo]

If the thread is a rockin'.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Stig]

Don't stick your cockin'?

[Mobo]

Don't stick your cockin'?

Sure....whatever.....at least someone posted something.

[OpieNuggets]

Kevin Smith "tweeted" Jim Norton this morning to ask if he can hang out in the studio on Friday.

(Jim said of course).

[Mobo]

Kevin Smith "tweeted" Jim Norton this morning to ask if he can hang out in the studio on Friday.

(Jim said of course).

Thanks...I'd forgotten about that from 30 minutes ago.

[west milly tom]

NWA, bitches:

http://www.westcoastpioneers.com/uploads/pics/nwa_panic_zone_ice_cube_easy_e_dr_dre_arabian_prin ce_1987_01.jpg

Get out the cawr!

[Hudson]

Kevin Smith "tweeted" Jim Norton this morning to ask if he can hang out in the studio on Friday.

(Jim said of course).
That's going to be one crowded studio.

[OpieNuggets]

Thanks...I'd forgotten about that from 30 minutes ago.

Maybe if I'm going to post in the listening thread, I should be listening...

[peez_howd]

What time do they actually tape the show. and will the Monday show be taped on friday.

[Pearce]

What time do they actually tape the show. and will the Monday show be taped on friday.

4:30 and yes

[Mobo]

what's the problem with this bit?
a. it takes up precious Sirius/XM hallway space
b. it's annoying to other employees that are trying to get work done.
c. the material is, morally, questionable.
d. It's not fucking funny....it has no substance and no pay-off.

[Stig]

what's the problem with this bit?
a. it takes up precious Sirius/XM hallway space
b. it's annoying to other employees that are trying to get work done.
c. the material is, morally, questionable.
d. It's not fucking funny....it has no substance and no pay-off.

Bowling is morally questionable? Is it The Devil's Sport?

[Hudson]

what's the problem with this bit?
a. it takes up precious Sirius/XM hallway space
b. it's annoying to other employees that are trying to get work done.
c. the material is, morally, questionable.
d. It's not fucking funny....it has no substance and no pay-off.
"A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men."

[Mobo]

How long are we expected to imagine a fucking hallway?!?!?!?!?

[Mobo]

Bowling is morally questionable? Is it The Devil's Sport?

I mean the standing outside the shit factory bit.

"A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men."

I agree....Willy Wonka is much funnier.

[Wilmington WOW]

tea bagging fun


8i-OWDjOQfI

[Stig]

I love how defensive they get when they're called out for an awful bit.

[Mobo]

I love how defensive they get when they're called out for an awful bit.

You just have no imagination...it's only day 2 of more than a decade long career! What do you expect from them?!?!?

[Stig]

I agree....Willy Wonka is much funnier.

Radio, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha Sam would make the perfect Corporate Lackey

"we have wired"

[Awful Me]

what's the problem with this bit?

d. It's not fucking funny....it has no substance and no pay-off.


This should have been A. there was no need for the rest.

[Hudson]

Radio, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.isn't it supposed to add up to 110%?

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning fuckos.

[Mobo]

Radio, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zail7Gdqro

This should have been A. there was no need for the rest.

I was going for comedic timing....I shouldn't have bothered.

[Wilmington WOW]

Good morning fuckos.

hey, my favorite tea bagger :action-sm

[Stig]

isn't it supposed to add up to 110%?

I don't know. That's the quote from IMDB. Maybe they added wrong in the movie.

So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

[Stig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zail7Gdqro


This looks a lot like my morning commute.

Yes. I've done some acid.

[Mobo]

Ant had a dream about Obama too, but it was more of the "Good luck, bro." variety.

[cokelogic]

If the President was eating grapes, then I think I know what this means.

[DonTheTrucker]

Opie can't be friends with the president. He pays his taxes and never blew up a New York police station.

[Mobo]

If the President was eating grapes, then I think I know what this means.

Cokey, can I please request that you change your avatar? I immediately sneer when I see it, and I like you.

[cokelogic]

This looks a lot like my morning commute.

Yes. I've done some acid.
http://my.opera.com/VegaTheTerrible/homes/blog/000000390.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

If the President was eating grapes, then I think I know what this means.

Is this where you were going?

http://www.wilddamntexan.com/kids/grapeape.jpg

[Danesy]

Hi guys.

[cokelogic]

Cokey, can I please request that you change your avatar? I immediately sneer when I see it, and I like you.Done.

[croscoe]

I hope this bitch gets shrunk. Between the grilles of two cab over semis.

[cokelogic]

Is this where you were going?

http://grapemumb.50megs.com/GreatGrapeApe_Show_Series.jpgA dead link? [FACE]

[Awful Me]

I was going for comedic timing....I shouldn't have bothered.

today's show made me forget what that was....sorry.

[Mobo]

Hi guys.

hello ma'am.

Done.

me likey.....I think all posters in the LT should be clones of me.

[Mobo]

today's show made me forget what that was....sorry.

no worries, we're all starved for humor like ethiopian children trying to remember the delicious flavor of rice.

[Wilmington WOW]

Hi guys.

:action-sm

A dead link? [FACE]



see above

[cokelogic]

The Brown List, isn't that the show broadcasting next door?

[Danesy]

Not listening ... how's the new studio, etc.

[Wilmington WOW]

ooooo chocolate pretzels

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g49/eab121212/Jay%20and%20Silent%20Bob/thJasonLee05MallRats.jpg

http://www.gearcritech.com/images/review092305_mallrats04.jpg

[Stig]

The Brown List appeals to Ant's Nazi nature.

[cokelogic]

Not listening ... how's the new studio, etc.A tiny shit hole with a lot of TVs.

[Mobo]

Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?

http://images.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/preview_image_thumbnail.php?id=1594

[Stig]

If the President was eating grapes, then I think I know what this means.

Avatar-jacking is so yesterday.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, "That station over there..."

[Mobo]

Avatar-jacking is so yesterday.

aw, let him have his fun...it's not like there's anything going on on the show.

[cokelogic]

The show is shit obsessed again. I like it.

[Hudson]

ooooo chocolate pretzelsI think your friend has an unhealthy fascination with super heroes' privates.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Not listening ... how's the new studio, etc.

Morning...

Currently they're talking about a rumor at the station (office) that there's a 'Brown List' of people that take a dump and don't wash their hands.

Jimmy wants everyone on the show to be on that list by Friday....he also joked that Steve cock is on that list. HaHaHa

[cokelogic]

Avatar-jacking is so yesterday.Are you trying to goad me into jacking your avatar? Not working, bub. Try growing an avatar worth jacking. :action-sm

[Pearce]

The show is shit obsessed again. I like it.

You can't say nice things with Mobo's avatar, I was extremely confused for a second.

[English Gent]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01383/Susan_Boyle_1383642c.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I think she looks like Large Marge.

http://ssli.ee.washington.edu/people/bartels/personal/large-marge.gif

[cokelogic]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01383/Susan_Boyle_1383642c.jpg
It's Pat from Moonachie with a wig.

[croscoe]

Damn, that's unfortunate.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/programmes/drew_carey_show/mimi_d.jpg

[Mobo]

Are you trying to goad me into jacking your avatar? Not working, bub. Try growing an avatar worth jacking. :action-sm

<ahem> Stig made that avatar...

You can't say nice things with Mobo's avatar, I was extremely confused for a second.

it's even fucking with me, now.

[English Gent]

The funny thing is that she's giving, at best, a merely competent rendition of the song. I've heard plenty of women sing it a lot better than that.

[Mobo]

I'm a good widdle wistener....I'm imagining how ugly she is, while she's taking a huge shit in the middle of a reeeeally long hallway.

(and it's still not that interesting or funny.)

[cokelogic]

"A Shemp of a woman" -Yim :haha7:

[Wilmington WOW]

it ain't over till the fat lady sings



is she done yet?

[DonTheTrucker]

The funny thing is that she's giving, at best, a merely competent rendition of the song. I've heard plenty of women sing it a lot better than that.

Its the low expectations for the ugly. Why do you think I laugh at most of the jokes here?

[Mobo]

"A Shemp of a woman" -Yim :haha7:

I'm enjoying Cokey's multiple avatar failures.

[DonTheTrucker]

Jimmy does a perfect Elephant Man impression.

[Hudson]

She kind looks like the singing mushrooms from Troll

[Stig]

Are you trying to goad me into jacking your avatar? Not working, bub. Try growing an avatar worth jacking. :action-sm

I was using crip's avatar yesterday

[cokelogic]

I'm enjoying Cokey's multiple avatar failures.Failures? This is the latest, greatest symbol of "hey guys, it's me". It's not only my twitter avatar (to tie the two brands together) but it's Kefka from Final Fantasy 6. If this logo starts showing up around major cities in a guerilla movement, you'll know it's me; takin' that shit to the next level.

[Mobo]

I was using crip's avatar yesterday

That's why he seemed so funny yesterday....

[cokelogic]

I was using crip's avatar yesterdayI noticed and I tried to join in to make your "thing" a "happening", but then you changed really quick and I was made to look like a copy cat fool. :(

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01383/Susan_Boyle_1383642c.jpg

When's someone photoshopping that mic into a nice big Italian sub?

fucking starving...

[Bronx Johnny]

These commercials should be on a brown list.

[cokelogic]

That's why he seemed so funny yesterday....Sh!ut! U! P!! :(

[Stig]

Failures? This is the latest, greatest symbol of "hey guys, it's me". It's not only my twitter avatar (to tie the two brands together) but it's Kefka from Final Fantasy 6. If this logo starts showing up around major cities in a guerilla movement, you'll know it's me; takin' that shit to the next level.

Build one with a Lite Brite and stick it to a bridge in Boston. That's always fun.

[Mobo]

now, this is good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo

[cokelogic]

These commercials should be on a brown list.What's good Johnny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAmi1M2Vm0E

[Hudson]

Anyone have the playboy channel..what the hell do the playmates talk about?......Sounds like the most boring thing ever.

[Mobo]

Sh!ut! U! P!! :(

whassa matta, cokey?

[DonTheTrucker]

Anyone have the playboy channel..what the hell do the playmates talk about?......Sounds like the most boring thing ever.

They give fat truckers sex advice and do a bit where they look and comment at pictures of listeners cocks.

[Mobo]

Anyone have the playboy channel..what the hell do the playmates talk about?......Sounds like the most boring thing ever.

I do....tried listening to it a couple of times....it's mostly truck drivers calling in with their "hottest" stories about banging their old women.

[cokelogic]

now, this is good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9loIt's fucking insane! It's like "cool as shit" and "fucking awesome" had sex and shat out this clip.

It's fucking brilliant and makes it a better movie.

[Bronx Johnny]

Hello Mr. Cokelogic how goes your day today? Ha hahahahahaha how much to fuck a monster. Rocky Dennis and the elephant man ran train on the brawd from American Idol, what came about from this unholy union is the spawn known as David and his radio jew gold man did he kill that bowling bit.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Anyone got a picture of how close they are sitting together?

[DonTheTrucker]

Buckcherry = chick band.

[Hudson]

They give fat truckers sex advice and do a bit where they look and comment at pictures of listeners cocks.

I do....tried listening to it a couple of times....it's mostly truck drivers calling in with their "hottest" stories about banging their old women.ewww

[Stig]

Buckcherry = chick band.

A lot of young, white, dirtbag, greasy-haired, AC/DC fan-types think they're pretty swell, too. Because that song is naughty.

[Stig]

I do....tried listening to it a couple of times....it's mostly truck drivers calling in with their "hottest" stories about banging their old women.

They give fat truckers sex advice and do a bit where they look and comment at pictures of listeners cocks.

ewww

Sounds a lot like everything on 202, really.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

the best way to describe this lady is.....fugly

[Redding]

Greg Guttfeld is great

[RobeSoup&Tears]

From a friend Twitter:
Today is the day to remember our second worst president, vile Woodrow Wilson, who gave us the income tax, the Federal Reserve, and WW1.

[DonTheTrucker]

Sounds a lot like everything on 202, really.

Minus the funny and plus holes. It really is awful hearing washed up porn stars act like they want to fuck truckers.

[Hudson]

From a friend Twitter:
Today is the day to remember our second worst president, vile Woodrow Wilson, who gave us the income tax, the Federal Reserve, and WW1.
who was the worst? Carter?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is this from The Onion? "whaa"

[DonTheTrucker]

Holy fuck I never heard so many lies in one audio clip. Forget the puns. There are enough lies to make ones head explode.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I assume he means ONLY foxnews...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Holy fuck I never heard so many lies in one audio clip. Forget the puns. There are enough lies to make ones head explode.

Wonder where the Parents' Television Council is? Schuster is a fucking bore

[DonTheTrucker]

Wonder where the Parents' Television Council is? Schuster is a fucking bore

You can lie all you want. Just don't say "vagina".

[Stig]

Oh, NOES! Fox News is EEEEEEVILLLLLLL!!! They make up everything, and it's ALL LIES!
Holy shit is that guy a turd.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I can see that anything the prez does could and should make the news but enough.
Labs and Beagles are more gooder.

Favorite Dog story ever.
Jim Breuer said he had a All Black Poodle named 'Mookie'.

Someone asked him if they named him Mookie because he's Black...Jim's reponse was "No...because he's a great Outfielder."....."Diiiiiiick!!!"

[Wilmington WOW]

Holy fuck I never heard so many lies in one audio clip. Forget the puns. There are enough lies to make ones head explode.

yeah, claiming to cover the million man march before the Fox was on the air is a pretty good lie.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Awww....JackJack destroyed his carpet

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You can lie all you want. Just don't say "vagina".

Oh? Did Herr Cumia make a fax paux last night on Hannity?

[Eripp]

greg gutfeld is only sightly funnier than getting your cock stuck in a meatgrinder. this guy is a fucking tool.

[Stig]

yeah, claiming to cover the million man march before the Fox was on the air is a pretty good lie.

We only have his word on that. He's claiming that they're claiming that.

[Wilmington WOW]

catholic channel?

his dick is on the brown list

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So they genuflect before browning?

Don't get pissed Catholics...I'm a certified Catholic teacher

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Bill Pedo? Great name there buddy...

[Redding]

Bill Pedo? Great name there buddy...

hes actually a good sports guy

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fezzie doesn't poop at work

[Wilmington WOW]

OK the jokes were corny, but i give them credit for making dick and ball licking jokes.
I don't think the FOX moralists would do that
I don't go to CNN for dick jokes....i guess you go to MSNBC

[cokelogic]

"I go in there with 3 news papers" -Ope :haha7:

[Mobo]

Please.....please...turn down Greg's (Gutfeld, not Hughes) mike....just a tad....

[DonTheTrucker]

yeah, claiming to cover the million man march before the Fox was on the air is a pretty good lie.

Actually I was referring to the regurgitated campaign lie of a "middle class tax cut".
But thanks for saying exactly what I knew you would.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahahah, "What that he went to an AA meeting?"

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't think the FOX moralists would do that

Maybe they're too busy telling the actual news to tell jokes.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hey, the gift is naked people! Hopefully they're not a gift from Out-Q

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ah, Covino & Rich...Pearce's favorite other show!

[Mobo]

Awwww....the boys do love a kiss up.

ha ha! O&A can't even get naked chicks to come in studio.

[Pearce]

Hah, Covino and Rich kissing ass

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Not relevant but I heard this morning on 1010WINS that Jamie Foxx apologized on Jay Leno...while I have no problem with what he said about Miley but where's the continued outrage?

PALTALK SCREEN CAP PLEASE!!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ohhh...a Doylestown girl :haha7:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

PALTALK SCREEN CAP PLEASE!!!Umm...RS&T, I've got some bad news for you...:icon_wink

[DonTheTrucker]

These guys may do a horrible show, but they're good neighbors. Bravo.

Philly girls. Jim just lost all interest knowing h had no chance of getting laid.

[Mobo]

PALTALK SCREEN CAP PLEASE!!!

Pal-what, now?

You need to be a real fan and use your imagination.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I wonder if Gutfeld's going to do the "This doesn't happen over at Fox News!" joke again...

[Wilmington WOW]

Actually I was referring to the regurgitated campaign lie of a "middle class tax cut".
But thanks for saying exactly what I knew you would.

I new what you were referring to.
Your rants are very predictable and tiresome.
You see it was an obvious joke, since we all knew what you were referring to, and you wouldn't be commenting on FOX's fuck up.


BTW, you throw around the word "lies", like only you have the absolute truth.
Like Stig said above - that is what you are claiming.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hmm...pay for Sirius Radio and find Covino & Rich, or stay put and listen to Ron & Fez?

I wonder if Paul from AP Bikini Team successfully prostitutes these girls and has them do bachelor parties?

Yes I know that is redundant if the Bachelor party is good

[Wilmington WOW]

Maybe they're too busy telling the actual news to tell jokes.

yeah fair and balanced :rolleyes:

I wonder if Gutfeld's going to do the "This doesn't happen over at Fox News!" joke again...


Is he commenting on Schuster's bad puns?
Have you heard the hacky puns Greg does every night?

[cokelogic]

greg gutfeld is only sightly funnier than getting your cock stuck in a meatgrinder. this guy is a fucking tool.I very much disagree.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Umm...RS&T, I've got some bad news for you...:icon_wink

Ha...I'll assume there's no PalTalk at the new place.

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:E8-71rM2LC82AM:http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/bambibabe/birthdays/ahh_20shucks.gif

[Mobo]

Opie will never do 'Red Eye'.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ant's hair looked...I dunno, I only caught a glimpse of it. There was a slight Lego-esque component too it...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is he commenting on Schuster's bad puns?
Have you heard the hacky puns Greg does every night?
Yeah, Greg's puns are pretty bad. But no, the "sending over of girls to show you their breasts" joke
Opie will never do 'Red Eye'.
Yet if you ask him nicely, he'll turn around and show you his...

[Mobo]

Ant's hair looked...I dunno, I only caught a glimpse of it. There was a slight Lego-esque component too it...

Hmmm...I can't see his hair....

http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20080324/BA_Bandit_Black_Gallery_1_540x434.jpg

[Mobo]

HAAAAAAA HA HA HA!

Opie started singing Video killed the Radio Star, and started to mumble when he realized what he was saying.....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ant used a Johnny Depp/Pirates of the Caribbean joke last night? Aboooooo

[cokelogic]

Commercial. I need to go jack to Stig's avatar.

[Mobo]

Commercial. I need to go jack to Stig's avatar.

let's do it together, ok? Tell me before you're about to cum.

[DonTheTrucker]

BTW, you throw around the word "lies", like only you have the absolute truth..

When someone says they're going to do something like, oh I don't know, cut taxes, and don't do it, that counts as a lie in my book. When some shitdick with a microphone repeats that lie, guess what? Its still a lie.

Sorry your boy is turning out to be everything we said he would. I'd much rather be proven wrong than see things happen like they are. And sorry if you find the truth tiresome.


And that's all I'm going to say about any of this before it gets anymore out of hand.

[cokelogic]

let's do it together, ok? Tell me before you're about to cum.3...2...Cum!

[Mobo]

BTW: Since they might not ever get to it, here's all 5 of the Domino's employee videos.

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/16303/

[Stig]

OK the jokes were corny, but i give them credit for making dick and ball licking jokes.
I don't think the FOX moralists would do that
I don't go to CNN for dick jokes....i guess you go to MSNBC

I wouldn't exactly go to CNN for unbiased news, either. The allegation that only Fox is evil for having an editorial slant is beyond absurd.

[Mobo]

3...2...Cum!

Endeavurrrrrrrr......

[DonTheTrucker]

Good thing about tax day? No more bookit commercials after today.

[Eripp]

I very much disagree.

you're right CL. the meat grinder would have some entertainment value for others, at least.

[Wilmington WOW]

When someone says they're going to do something like, oh I don't know, cut taxes, and don't do it, that counts as a lie in my book.

we will see if he cuts taxes for the middle class
but 2 months in you can't call him a liar if it isnt done yet.

[Pearce]

HAAAAAAA HA HA HA!

Opie started singing Video killed the Radio Star, and started to mumble when he realized what he was saying.....

I did that for the first time the other day. I was deep in thought and blurted out "I am smiling." out of nowhere. Must've come off like a psychopath.

[Stig]

we will see if he cuts taxes for the middle class
but 2 months in you can't call him a liar if it isnt done yet.

He said he wasn't going after guns either. Threads abound over that one.
Obama's a sack of cunt. All style and no substance. Sorry.

[Mobo]

Good thing about tax day? No more bookit commercials after today.

Don just made my day.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://www.animateclay.com/videos/thenoid.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

we will see if he cuts taxes for the middle class
but 2 months in you can't call him a liar if it isnt done yet.

Perhaps you'd like some cotton candy and a balloon?

[Stig]

Restaurant employees who contaminate food should be beaten to death.

[Mobo]

the door just swung open next door when they heard the audio clip say: "farting on the salami".

[Wilmington WOW]

Good thing about tax day? No more bookit commercials after today.

I am filling out my company's 2009 1st quarter federal tax return, and delaware and Wilmington withholding returns for March as we speak.


fuck this, give a pitchfork, I am white, male, protestant, business owner, I should be at some carnie lead protest right now

[Danesy]

Just catching up ... as always good work WOW.

:heart2:

:p

[Mobo]

I am filling out my company's 2009 1st quarter federal tax return, and delaware and Wilmington withholding returns for March as we speak.

you're just doing your taxes today? What's the name of your business? Procrastinators Pizza? We'll get it there.....eventually.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Good thing about tax day? No more bookit commercials after today.Do you REALLY think they'll remove the commercial in a timely manner? Are you retarded? "whaa"

we will see if he cuts taxes for the middle class
but 2 months in you can't call him a liar if it isnt done yet.
He may cut income taxes on some individuals...but that cigarette tax is a real fist in the poor's ass. But fuck them because I don't smoke.
http://www.animateclay.com/videos/thenoid.jpg
http://dorando.emuverse.com/images/yo-noid_00.png


Of course it will go away. There is no outrage when you attack whitey

[STARTSOMETHING]

I have been looking everwhere. Does anyone know where I can find pictures, of ron and fez's new studio? I also used the search on wackbag.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I have been looking everwhere. Does anyone know where I can find pictures, of ron and fez's new studio? I also used the search on wackbag.

No clue...best bet may be on RF.net

[Mobo]

HA HA! You want revisionist's history? Listen to Opie talk about how well the bowling bit went this morning!

[TeenBungle]

hey everybody

[English Gent]

Holy fuck, does Patrick Swayze look terrible:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/15/article-1170249-04640F63000005DC-955_468x677.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Do you REALLY think they'll remove the commercial in a timely manner? Are you retarded? "whaa"


I'm trying to be positive. I should know better.

[Wilmington WOW]

He said he wasn't going after guns either. Threads abound over that one.
Obama's a sack of cunt. All style and no substance. Sorry.

Wackbag threads, the place for political truth :rolleyes:
What was that Pittsburgh nut's wackbag name?
Again show me one new law that has been put into effect that has taken your guns away.

Perhaps you'd like some cotton candy and a balloon?

starvin ....

Just catching up ... as always good work WOW.

:heart2:

:p

:action-sm

[Mobo]

hey everybody

Hey there, brutha'! What's going down?

[Stig]

Just catching up ... as always good work WOW.

:heart2:

:p

One rails against reality, the other cheers him on. Ponderous, man...fucking ponderous...














:action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

from - along came polly

rm2DcWerIVg

[DonTheTrucker]

Holy fuck, does Patrick Swayze look terrible:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/15/article-1170249-04640F63000005DC-955_468x677.jpg

People dying of cancer rarely look good, sir.

[cokelogic]

Holy fuck, does Patrick Swayze look terrible:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/15/article-1170249-04640F63000005DC-955_468x677.jpgCome on, that can not be Patrick Swayze. Really?

[Stig]

Wackbag threads, the place for political truth :rolleyes:
What was that Pittsburgh nut's wackbag name?
Again show me one new law that has been put into effect that has taken your guns away.



Pelosi's working on it. They haven't crammed it through yet.

[Mobo]

Holy fuck, does Patrick Swayze look terrible:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/15/article-1170249-04640F63000005DC-955_468x677.jpg

it's really bad when you realize that that's a picture taken after he put on 15 pounds to play Skeletor in the new He-Man movie.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

More fiber...more gooder.
Solid clean compacted corny and release with authority less clean up dumps rule.

[English Gent]

Come on, that can not be Patrick Swayze. Really?

That really is him.

[DonTheTrucker]

from along came polly?

I do believe you're right. That's the origin of "shart" as far as I can tell.

[cokelogic]

it's really bad when you realize that that's a picture taken after he put on 15 pounds to play Skeletor in the new He-Man movie.Skeletor was very buff, despite his name.

That really is him.Fuck!

[TeenBungle]

Holy fuck, does Patrick Swayze look terrible:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/15/article-1170249-04640F63000005DC-955_468x677.jpg
:icon_eek:.... HAHAHAH

Hey there, brutha'! What's going down?

Actually I have to get to work just wanted to stop in and see how you faggots are doing. Bye!

[Awful Me]

Good. Let's get rid of Roland, but keep David, Bobo, Twitchels.....


Why try and keep the one guy who did good radio.

[Wilmington WOW]

Holy fuck, does Patrick Swayze look terrible:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/15/article-1170249-04640F63000005DC-955_468x677.jpg

nobody puts Baby in a corner


yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about it ol puddin head?

[Mobo]

The Viral video train pulls away from the station with Roland on board.....much to Opie's chagrin.....

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7UpZG_z67s
Sweeds love this shit.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Why dont'n you verin' a coat fatty?

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ClsRPtXjkrldPM:http://anywaythepointis.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/swedishchef2.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Holy fuck, does Patrick Swayze look terrible:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/15/article-1170249-04640F63000005DC-955_468x677.jpgPeople dying of cancer rarely look good, sir.Come on, that can not be Patrick Swayze. Really?
it's really bad when you realize that that's a picture taken after he put on 15 pounds to play Skeletor in the new He-Man movie.That really is him.

So I'm assuming that Season 2 of The Beast (http://www.aetv.com/the-beast/video/index.jsp?paidlink=1&vid=AETV_SEM_Search&keywords=beast%2Bthe%2Ba_e&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=the%20beast&utm_term=beast%20the%20a_e) is a no-go?

[Stig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7UpZG_z67s
Sweeds love this shit.

But where's our new feature?

[Mobo]

Opie: "We gotta think of new bits for tomorrow."

yeah, like you and your staff did all week on vacation.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Skeletor was very buff, despite his name.

http://blogs.suburbanchicagonews.com/sportsbeacon/Skeletor%202.jpg

[cokelogic]

So I'm assuming that Season 2 of The Beast (http://www.aetv.com/the-beast/video/index.jsp?paidlink=1&vid=AETV_SEM_Search&keywords=beast%2Bthe%2Ba_e&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=the%20beast&utm_term=beast%20the%20a_e) is a no-go?That and the next season of his life.

[CousinDave]

I've never been to a funeral in my life

[cokelogic]

But where's our new feature?I didn't scan the new feature in yet. Maybe I should do that now.

[DonTheTrucker]

So I'm assuming that Season 2 of The Beast (http://www.aetv.com/the-beast/video/index.jsp?paidlink=1&vid=AETV_SEM_Search&keywords=beast%2Bthe%2Ba_e&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=the%20beast&utm_term=beast%20the%20a_e) is a no-go?

That and his last movie will be remembered as "Jessica Biehl shows her tits".

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7UpZG_z67s
Sweeds love this shit.

Coke, you have GOT to imagine that some Swedish producers have seen that animation of yours.

[croscoe]

nobody puts Baby in a corner


yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about it ol puddin head?


:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Mobo]

Mr. shit talk just said, "how many Out-Q jokes are we gonna do?"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

That and his last movie will be remembered as "Jessica Biehl shows her tits".

Hey, if ya gotta go, at least he accomplished something

[Stig]

That and the next season of his life.

God: Sorry, Patrick, but we're not picking you up for next fall.

[cokelogic]

Coke, you have GOT to imagine that some Swedish producers have seen that animation of yours.Yeah. Ope said they found Roland on Youtube. So the one country in the world I don't give a flying fuck about, was checking out my video. :rolleyes:

[DonTheTrucker]

Hey, if ya gotta go, at least he accomplished something

A life sacrificed to see a pair of perfect tits? Sounds about right.

[Mobo]

Yeah. Ope said they found Roland on Youtube. So the one country in the world I don't give a flying fuck about, was checking out my video. :rolleyes:

Norwegians pay for original animation just like any other people in the world.

[cokelogic]

God: Sorry, Patrick, but we're not picking you up for next fall.Patrick: But more people are DVRing shows these days? And an increasing number are watching digital copies from the internet. Please God, give me back muscle and fluid?

[Mobo]

Patrick: But more people are DVRing shows these days? And an increasing number are watching digital copies from the internet. Please God, give me back muscle and fluid?

God: Nope, I saved Tom Green, and look at where it got me. Sorry, Patrick, but dem's the rules.

[cokelogic]

Norwegians pay for original animation just like any other people in the world.What are they gonna pay me in, windowsill pies and trade?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

God: Sorry, Patrick, but we're not picking you up for next fall.Patrick: But more people are DVRing shows these days? And an increasing number are watching digital copies from the internet. Please God, give me back muscle and fluid?God: Nope, I saved Tom Green, and look at where it got me. Sorry, Patrick, but dem's the rules.


:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

nobody puts Baby in a corner
...

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:5i7xTJG6xntBsM:http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/439778/2/istockphoto_439778_coffin_corner.jpg

[Stig]

What are they gonna pay me in, windowsill pies and trade?

Porn.

[DonTheTrucker]

God: Nope, I saved Tom Green, and look at where it got me. Sorry, Patrick, but dem's the rules.

Satan: I told you Patty boy, Dirty Dancing was awful and there was a price to pay to make it a hit. God can't help you renege now.

[Mobo]

What are they gonna pay me in, windowsill pies and trade?

Like you couldn't use a couple'a pairs of wooden shoes and some nice, fresh, tulips for yer ma.

You take what you can get in this economic climate.

[Stig]

Like you couldn't use a couple'a pairs of wooden shoes and some nice, fresh, tulips for yer ma.

You take what you can get in this economic climate.

I feel like Coke might enjoy an occasional pie.

[cokelogic]

I feel like Coke might enjoy an occasional pie.Pie is better than cake. I don't know if that was a Seinfeld debate or something from Ron and Fez. But Pie is where I stand on the issue.

[Mobo]

I should be getting my 3 random O&A t-shirts today....I better not get a repeat of the 2 that I already have....

[DonTheTrucker]

Pie is better than cake. I don't know if that was a Seinfeld debate or something from Ron and Fez. But Pie is where I stand on the issue.

Cheesecake or key lime pie? Wow that's a tough call.

[Mobo]

Cheesecake or key lim pie? Wow that's a tough call.

My right leg is my key lim.

[LiddyRules]

Not so intimidating now Agent Wheelchair and Oxygen Mask.

[LiddyRules]

Cheesecake or key lim pie? Wow that's a tough call.Despite it's name, I consider cheesecake more a pie than a cake. It has a crust and a filling. Most real cakes lack a crust. In the same way, a Boston Creme Pie is more cake than pie.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Not so intimidating now Agent Wheelchair and Oxygen Mask.

hahahahaha....mornin Liddy :D

[DonTheTrucker]

Despite it's name, I consider cheesecake more a pie than a cake. It has a crust and a filling. Most real cakes lack a crust. In the same way, a Boston Creme Pie is more cake than pie.

I was thinking the same thing. Pie wins hands down, then.

[Stig]

Pie is better than cake. I don't know if that was a Seinfeld debate or something from Ron and Fez. But Pie is where I stand on the issue.

If it was a R&F thing, I'd ask you how many pies you could beat up, Crazy 88-style. Then Dave would stick the pie in his ass and shriek.

[Stig]

KkBpmyOJgXo
I became your god when I failed you.



I like the other version. :rolleyes:

[Wilmington WOW]

re-kay

go screw

[Mobo]

Posting on Wackbag....listening to the Talking Heads.

[crippledalbino]

I like the other version. :rolleyes:

Now you're just trying to whore yourself out, sir.

[Wilmington WOW]

Posting on Wackbag....listening to the Talking Heads.

this is not my beautiful listening thread

same as it ever was

[Stig]

Posting on Wackbag....listening to the Talking Heads.

Reading the Typing Assholes.

[Mobo]

this is not my beautiful listening thread

same as it ever was

That was the song, too....wish it had been Psycho Killer....never really liked them outside of their hits.

[crippledalbino]

this is not my beautiful listening thread

same as it ever was
What were you expecting, exactly? Have you seen the people who showed up here?
Reading the Typing Assholes.

And I'm actually typing WITH my asshole, so that's impressive.

[Mobo]

Now, it's the White Stripes!

YAH-HOOOOOOOOO!

Somedays, Pandora been berry berry good to me.

[Stig]

What were you expecting, exactly? Have you seen the people who showed up here?


And I'm actually typing WITH my asshole, so that's impressive.

Got a pencil stuck in there, using it on the keys?

[crippledalbino]

Now, it's the White Stripes!

YAH-HOOOOOOOOO!

Somedays, Pandora been berry berry good to me.

Yeah, I just throw my zune on. All the music I could ever love, and I don't have to worry about whether or not it's good to me, fruit or otherwise.

[crippledalbino]

Got a pencil stuck in there, using it on the keys?

No, I fart in morsecode into a microphone that transcribes and translates it.

[SOS]

And I'm actually typing WITH my asshole, so that's impressive.

I'd pay a dollar to see that. :icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

I'd pay a dollar to see that. :icon_eek:

You're gonna have to shell out a lot more than that to get anywhere near my ass, sir.
At least five dollars.

[Mobo]

Yeah, I just throw my zune on. All the music I could ever love, and I don't have to worry about whether or not it's good to me, fruit or otherwise.

Yeah....I needs me a new MP3 player...my Inno won't let me put music on it anymore because it doesn't think that I'm the administrator of my computer or some shit. I talked to Danesy about buying her Ipod, but I dunno.....I need something soon.

[Mobo]

I'd pay a dollar to see that. :icon_eek:

You're gonna have to shell out a lot more than that to get anywhere near my ass, sir.
At least five dollars.

yup, you should'a caught him when he was still employed...he was GIVING dat shit away.

[Stig]

yup, you should'a caught him when he was still employed...he was GIVING dat shit away.

Hey, the man's gotta eat.

[Wilmington WOW]

I bet the boat captain felt like the black guy in boogie nights
after every one was killed around him in the donut shop

[Mobo]

Hey, the man's gotta eat.

It's the last time I'll ever mindlessly chew on a pencil.....that's for sure.

[Wilmington WOW]

damn hannity was rooting for a disaster, so he could bash obama

[Wilmington WOW]

In 300 years will there be the fascination with these pirates as we have with the pirates in the 1700's

[Mobo]

'Overkill' by Men at Work is a kick-ass song.

[Stig]

It's the last time I'll ever mindlessly chew on a pencil.....that's for sure.

Earl learned that lesson the hard way.

[crippledalbino]

Yeah....I needs me a new MP3 player...my Inno won't let me put music on it anymore because it doesn't think that I'm the administrator of my computer or some shit. I talked to Danesy about buying her Ipod, but I dunno.....I need something soon.
Go Zune, sir. It's a good product, you get more memory for less, I've been nothing but happy with it.
yup, you should'a caught him when he was still employed...he was GIVING dat shit away.
Paying people, even.
Please, SOS. Please look at my amazing ass muscles slide out from between my cheeks and type 90WPM.
damn hannity was rooting for a disaster, so he could bash obama

It's so cute to watch Wilmington NOW actually discuss the show.

[crippledalbino]

Alright, Stig:
You're famous.
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/coketoon1.jpg

[Mobo]

Go Zune, sir. It's a good product, you get more memory for less, I've been nothing but happy with it.

I'd heard bad things, but upon your reccomendation, I'll look into it. Plus, it works pretty well with the XBox, yeah?

[crippledalbino]

I'd heard bad things, but upon your reccomendation, I'll look into it. Plus, it works pretty well with the XBox, yeah?

Yeah, you plug it in and it replaces the soundtrack of your game with your own tunes. I've heard a lot of people bashing it, but I've had mine ever since the 80Gig was first introduced (for a mere $250, at the time, unheard of for that much space), and it's really good. Video, good clear audio, good integration with all my stuff, even wirelessly sychs with other people and your computer if you want it to.

[Stig]

Alright, Stig:
You're famous.
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/coketoon1.jpg

I won't quit my day job just yet.

[Mobo]

Yeah, you plug it in and it replaces the soundtrack of your game with your own tunes. I've heard a lot of people bashing it, but I've had mine ever since the 80Gig was first introduced (for a mere $250, at the time, unheard of for that much space), and it's really good. Video, good clear audio, good integration with all my stuff, even wirelessly sychs with other people and your computer if you want it to.

Very well....I'll check it out....sounds like it meets all of my retarded specifications....

do it make noise?
do it make picture?
do it work with video game?

[Mobo]

Thanks, Stig....now I want chinese food.

[Wilmington WOW]

Go Zune, sir. It's a good product, you get more memory for less, I've been nothing but happy with it.



I'm not gonna take your suggestions
hey, back in the 80s you told me to go beta instead of VHS :mad4:

[Stig]

Yeah, you plug it in and it replaces the soundtrack of your game with your own tunes. I've heard a lot of people bashing it, but I've had mine ever since the 80Gig was first introduced (for a mere $250, at the time, unheard of for that much space), and it's really good. Video, good clear audio, good integration with all my stuff, even wirelessly sychs with other people and your computer if you want it to.

Then, it heats up to 4500 degrees and melts a hole through the Earth's crust.

[crippledalbino]

I won't quit my day job just yet.
What are you talking about?
The art is phenomenal.
I'm not gonna take your suggestions
hey, back in the 80s you told me to go beta instead of VHS :mad4:

Yeah, and I went HD-DVD at first too, I don't always have the best track record.

[SOS]

Miley Cyrus is eh.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Miley Cyrus is eh.

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/miley-cyrus.jpg

Eh rules.

[crippledalbino]

Miley Cyrus is eh.

And after a nice, blistering retort over in Ron and Fez, SOS is back to this.

[Wilmington WOW]

What are you talking about?
The art is phenomenal.


Yeah, and I went HD-DVD at first too, I don't always have the best track record.

and then you told me to go with all laser discs

[Stig]

What are you talking about?
The art is phenomenal.


Yeah, and I went HD-DVD at first too, I don't always have the best track record.

I haz minidisc... :icon_cry:

[Mobo]

Yeah, and I went HD-DVD at first too, I don't always have the best track record.

HA HA! Same here....maybe we should stop being such Microsoft fan-bois.

[SOS]

Ramone & Frunkis in '83!

Contestant choked on marshmallows.
poor Nagel Family.

[CousinDave]

and then you told me to go with all laser discs

I have HD DVD with about 30 HD DVDs, got DVD-Audio as well with 7 discs

Had MDs and LDs as well oh and Betamax which was better than VHS. Still have a S-VHS but never use it

never had DAT, DCC, Video Discs

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha ant was great with the "Allison"

[crippledalbino]

I have HD DVD with about 30 HD DVDs, got DVD-Audio as well with 7 discs

Had MDs and LDs as well oh and Betamax which was better than VHS. Still have a S-VHS but never use it

never had DAT, DCC, Video Discs

Yeah, no one cares.

[SOS]

And after a nice, blistering retort over in Ron and Fez, SOS is back to this.

Miley Cyrus is a corporate product used to sell Chinese-made CDs to the folks in red states.


:rolleyes:

[Mobo]

Used to DJ with mini-discs, but never owned a player myself.

[CousinDave]

Yeah, no one cares.

I don't care, I just don't care

hoohoohoohoo

[Stig]

Miley Cyrus is a corporate product used to sell Chinese-made CDs to the folks in red states.


:rolleyes:

Right. Because in states with a narrow Democratic adult majority, NOBODY buys her shit.

[Wilmington WOW]

the hole called miley a "little white bitch"

if opie said "little black bitch" there would be trouble

[Stig]

Used to DJ with mini-discs, but never owned a player myself.

I bought the recorder to mix down my 4-track recorder to before CD's were so cheap and easy to use, and before recording directly to the computer was really feasible.

[crippledalbino]

Used to DJ with mini-discs, but never owned a player myself.

I used to just hum the songs, or at least what I think the song is like.

[SOS]

used ATRAC?

[Stig]

the hole called miley a "little white bitch"

if opie said "little black bitch" there would be trouble

The vowels would be marching in the streets.


Linger slightly earlier.

[Stig]

used ATRAC?

No. 8-Track.

[CousinDave]

Miley Cyrus is a corporate product used to sell Chinese-made CDs to the folks in red states.


aren't CDs and DVDs one of the few things actually still made in the US

[Stig]

aren't CDs and DVDs one of the few things actually still made in the US

Hell, we don't even own the record companies anymore.

[crippledalbino]

No. 8-Track.

It's only a 7-Track now that Obama's in office! :mad4:

[SOS]

the hole called miley a "little white bitch"

if opie said "little black bitch" there would be trouble

There are many situations where that could be the case.

Unfortunately for Jamie Foxx, he has a oscar-buzz movie coming out soon.Which you probably know already.

[Stig]

There are many situations where that could be the case.

Unfortunately for Jamie Foxx, he has a oscar-buzz movie coming out soon.Which you probably know already.

The home office has already commanded him to see it opeining weekend and to praise it loudly.

[Mobo]

OK.....I'm outta here for the day......be kind to yourselves....and each other.


and Crip, thanks for the Zune advice, I'm gonna check into it.

[crippledalbino]

Later, Mobester.

[Stig]

I'm leaving too. Hm. Used to be me and YOU, didn't it Crippy?

[SOS]

well everyones left after that long commercial interruption.

[SOS]

crippledalbino
There can only can be one.

[crippledalbino]

I'm leaving too. Hm. Used to be me and YOU, didn't it Crippy?

Yeah, for five and a half blissful days.

[crippledalbino]

crippledalbino
There can only can be one.

Just you and me, old buddy.
And I still think you're just an automated bot like the RSS Fairy.

[Wilmington WOW]

there goes FOX coming up with their own term again

they are pirates
what do they think they viewers are so stupid that they would confuse them with Johnny depp


remember homicide bomber

[Wilmington WOW]

guess what, if you don't pay your child support you shouldn't get a fishing license

[Jimmy's Dignity]

If you've got back child support, you shouldn't get shit.
If you have back alimony, someone tell that cunt to get a fucking job.

Oksana Pochepa
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2467553346_778b0f64b3.jpg
http://img.osobnosti.cz/foto/oksana-pochepa/N230181-52383.jpg http://www.rusactors.ru/nude/pochepa/oksana_pochepa_nude_01.jpg
http://www.mpp3.net/photo3/oksanapochepa178.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.rusactors.ru/nude/pochepa/oksana_pochepa_nude_01.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Yeah, if I was Mel, I'd definitely sacrifice my wife in order to fuck that.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.death.com.ru/pochepa_foto3.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.death.com.ru/pochepa_foto2.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

God I hate David. He almost takes the joy away from Oksana Pochepa

[CousinDave]

Yeah, if I was Mel, I'd definitely sacrifice my wife in order to fuck that.


what about the half a billion dollars

[Wilmington WOW]

what would the boys say if they tuned into another show that was bowling in a hallway?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

what about the half a billion dollars

I said I'd sacrifice my wife...not the money. If you've got that much money, you can definitely hire someone to make it perfect

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahaha, so the intern walks like an AT-ST?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNxXq-1U8qU

[Wilmington WOW]

howard: well robin $3 million to opie and anthony and they are bowling in the halls
robin: oh they are worth every penny, ha ha
howard: hoo hoo I was doing that bit in 91, at WNEW

[Wilmington WOW]

Market Dispatches4/15/2009 4:30 PM ET
Dow up 109 as recession fears ease
Stocks rally in the last hour of trading, despite weakness in Intel and other tech stocks, on suggestions the economy is nearing a bottom. American Express and Procter & Gamble lead the blue chips higher. Oil moves lower. Mutual funds are attracting new cash.

.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha teabagging douchebags

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ha ha teabagging douchebags

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELy61zkZHO0

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELy61zkZHO0


hmm someone sent this into the show this morning


corny, but give them credit for making ball licking jokes
they did the same thing o&a did, but they are limited to what they can say on MSNBC.

I doubt Fox would make jokes about tea bagging

[Wilmington WOW]

http://api.ning.com/files/27r2TiQk2YBG9ZAzZ0925fW01e3-XUWF7I57VTwIVvXoSUmocYM19-mHvng3uv3GRXGerewFsnxEE3BhMeefS2TKIGRr6sVJ/crop3.jpg?width=183&height=183&crop=1%3A1

April 1, 2009 | Tea Bag the Fools in D.C.Added by Ozark_sky on March 6, 2009 at 1:49pm


man this chick is a good egg

[DonTheTrucker]

Someone has an unhealthy obsession with tea bagging. Bad college experience? Get too drunk at Klondike Kate's and wake up with balls on the nose?

Gotta go local and that's the only college bar I know.

[DonTheTrucker]

That Hogan theme wasn't Hulk singing. It was Rick Derringer of Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo fame.

[DonTheTrucker]

David is starting to not suck. Sam's smart assedness is beginning to rub off on him.

[Wilmington WOW]

Someone has an unhealthy obsession with tea bagging. Bad college experience? Get too drunk at Klondike Kate's and wake up with balls on the nose?

Gotta go local and that's the only college bar I know.

ha ha
well done

(it happened at the stone balloom btw)