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BIV
04-15-2009, 11:21 AM
We get it, it's tax day. Jesus Fucking Christ on a Crutch Doing a Two Step.

I have to monitor radio stations for my job and every fucking joke or bit is tax related.

Shut up shut up SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

Thank you, I feel better.
Atomic Fireball
04-15-2009, 12:02 PM
The difference between the short tax form and long tax form is simple.

If you use the short form, the government gets your money.

If you use the long form, the accountant gets your money.
GLENN_THE_TOOL
04-15-2009, 12:04 PM
relax, don't tax yourself, meh hrrmmph mmph.
DocSavage
04-15-2009, 12:09 PM
relax, don't tax yourself, meh hrrmmph mmph.

Glenn I don't understand...word on the street is this tax stuff in funny! ;)
Jay Douglas
04-15-2009, 12:28 PM
What do you call a black tax accountant? *ding ding ding*
AtlantaHardcore
04-15-2009, 12:31 PM
What do you call a black tax accountant? *ding ding ding*

The same thing you call a black anything: property.
BIV
04-15-2009, 12:59 PM
Fucking morning jock....he was coming out of the Eagles-Lyin' Eyes. He says, and I quote, "If you are facing an audit you better wear some sunglassic. Because you know you can't hide your lyin' eyes."

No, really.
Sinn Fein
04-15-2009, 05:52 PM
People need to lighten up...



Today has been taxing enough as it is...
Glenn Dandy
04-15-2009, 07:49 PM
Ahhhh, take it EZ everyone.
wes mantooth
04-15-2009, 07:52 PM
Deducting from your good mood is an unnecessary expense. File it away and forget about it. Stay in good form.
Wilmington WOW
04-15-2009, 11:48 PM
I bet there are 1099 tax jokes
DonTheTrucker
04-16-2009, 01:06 AM
I bet there are 1099 tax jokes

...and a bitch ain't one.

Wait, wrong 99.

The only thing worse than the usual tax jokes were the teabag jokes this year. I laugh at a guy getting his colon perforated by a horse. A guy in a suit on tv making a balls on face joke isn't going to move me to even chuckle.
Sinn Fein
04-16-2009, 01:08 AM
A gay left-wing guy in a suit on tv making a balls on face joke isn't going to move me to even chuckle.

Fixed.
oandapartycock
04-16-2009, 05:13 PM
Ahhhh, take it 1040EZ everyone.

Fixed.
LiddyRules
04-16-2009, 05:16 PM
Calm down, you seem taxed.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-16-2009, 05:47 PM
Ease up buddy, your Internal Revenue System might be directly taxed with this kind of tax burden.
lockjaaaaww
04-16-2009, 06:43 PM
I haven't listened to non xm radio in a while and I know what this is all about.






You do seem a taxed.