Opie and Anthony Listening Thread- 04/16/2009- KKK Letter Thursday

[LiddyRules]

hi

[Cherry Pie]

good morning everyone times are tough for me right now lost the only person i care about in life yesterday

need to take my mind off it

[Saikotic]

good morning everyone times are tough for me right now lost the only person i care about in life yesterday

need to take my mind off it

Yeah I know some people are gonna shit on you like they always do, but you have my deepest sympathies.

[Cherry Pie]

Yeah I know some people are gonna shit on you like they always do, but you have my deepest sympathies.

your a beautiful person and a true friend

[Motor Head]

Sorry Cherry.

[LiddyRules]

For the last time Cherry, Vince did not die in that limo explosion. The FIC is not a real organization.

[Motor Head]

That didn't take too long. I was going to go with "thoughts and prayers" but I'm not an assclown.

[English Gent]

Jesus, how sad is it that my finest Instant Feedback ever was announced as being "from some guy in Bermuda whose name I can't pronounce"? Damn...........

[Saikotic]

For the last time Cherry, Vince did not die in that limo explosion. The FIC is not a real organization.

Really? sigh

[Saikotic]

Jesus, how sad is it that my finest Instant Feedback ever was announced as being "from some guy in Bermuda whose name I can't pronounce"? Damn...........

I think we all need new wackbag names like David, Mark, John, Steven, etc. Shit like Saikotic, Loki Manahan (English Gent), and Shit Weasel kinda confuse Opie.

[Hog's Big Ben]

I think we all need new wackbag names like David, Mark, John, Steven, etc.


As fucked up as this place is, those names are probably still available.

[Cherry Pie]

For the last time Cherry, Vince did not die in that limo explosion. The FIC is not a real organization.

ha ha that was excellent

[roche]

An old friend is sleeping on my couch. I wanted to be an ass and fart on on his face.

I had nothing so I took a suppository.

How long does one wait before it becomes something to ruin a friendship over?

[Jame_gumb]

sorry for your loss cherry.my deepest condolenses. *thoughts and prayers* :action-sm

[English Gent]

I don't know how old that newspaper article is, but Whoopie Goldberg did a special course for people afraid of flying and she certainly flies these days.

[LiddyRules]

"John Madden should watch out for his DIET!!!"

Oh snaps yo.

[Saikotic]

Sounds like Joe DeRosa's laugh. Is he in?

[Pearce]

I won't take a plane. And it's not an irrational fear, it's the opposite actually, it's 100% logical. Unless someone says "Get on this plane to go pick up 40 million dollars.", there's no reason to put yourself in such a potentially horrifying situation.

[Pearce]

Sounds like Joe DeRosa's laugh. Is he in?

Yes, and Ant is out. Grandma's funeral.

[roche]

Sounds like Joe DeRosa's laugh. Is he in?

Yep. Guess he is in for Ant.

[Saikotic]

I won't take a plane. And it's not an irrational fear, it's the opposite actually, it's 100% logical. Unless someone says "Get on this plane to go pick up 40 million dollars.", there's no reason to put yourself in such a potentially horrifying situation.

Does your girlfriend have sex with you? Same thing.

[Motor Head]

Where's Anthony? Oh here he is.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/51145665_c84dfc160b.jpg?v=0

[English Gent]

Yes, and Ant is out. Grandma's funeral.

The wake was yesterday. How fucking long can it take to get back? Priorities, priorities................

[English Gent]

Christ, she's a very good singer for someone who's obviously had no training, but it wasn't that good.

[LiddyRules]

Christ, she's a very good singer for someone who's obviously had no training, but it wasn't that good. It's like they said yesterday, the only reason it's considered incredible is because she is so heinous. They were shocked that some Invader of the Body Snatchers-esque screech didn't emit from her.

[LiddyRules]

I won't take a plane. And it's not an irrational fear, it's the opposite actually, it's 100% logical. Unless someone says "Get on this plane to go pick up 40 million dollars.", there's no reason to put yourself in such a potentially horrifying situation. It's illogical. Statistically speaking, it's the safest form of travel.

Yes, and Ant is out. Grandma's funeral. The grandmother he refused to see in the home because she had dementia?

[roche]

The grandmother he refused to see in the home because she had dementia?

yep

[English Gent]

Try going to a soccer game in this country and you'll quickly see how brutal the crowds can be. Some absolutely horrific shit gets chanted.

[Blue Heeler]

Are English crowds always this fucking annoying? Shut the fuck up so people can hear her sing.

[Blue Heeler]

Try going to a soccer game in this country and you'll quickly see how brutal the crowds can be. Some absolutely horrific shit gets chanted.

Keep your stupid game. We like using our hands over here and not have some faggot run around with red and yellow cards, "I'm gonna write you up, chap!"

[English Gent]

Are English crowds always this fucking annoying? Shut the fuck up so people can hear her sing.

Um, yeah, because the crowd never cheers mid-act on America's Got Talent............:rolleyes:

[Pearce]

It's illogical. Statistically speaking, it's the safest form of travel.

How skewed are those statistics, though? I'd imagine there are a ton more people driving cars than taking flights on a regular basis, so if there are 40 kajillion cars being driven and 10,000 flights being taken in a day, of course there will be more shit happening with the cars. The most important thing is control, though. If something goes wrong with the vehicle, you just pull over and maybe call somebody. If something goes wrong with a plane, you fall 30,000 feet to your death, the entire time thinking "Why didn't I just get in my fucking car?"

Edit: And I realize that if you have to defend something to this extent, it's not rational. Let me believe this one.

[west milly tom]

Morning asshats.

[roche]

If I dont shit ion the next 5 minutes, I am going to take another suppository.

When I do I am going to shit on a plate.

[English Gent]

Keep your stupid game. We like using our hands over here and not have some faggot run around with red and yellow cards, "I'm gonna write you up, chap!"

If you want to sling out the hack jokes, can we just cut out the superfluous stuff and jump straight to the bad teeth, bad food and monarchy jokes?

[Blue Heeler]

Um, yeah, because the crowd never cheers mid-act on America's Got Talent............:rolleyes:

I wouldn't know, I don't watch that drivel.

[mrogi]

Susan Boyle looks like Ernest Borgnine.

[Blue Heeler]

If you want to sling out the hack jokes, can we just cut out the superfluous stuff and jump straight to the bad teeth, bad food and monarchy jokes?

God save the Queen! merph hermph :rolleyes:

[English Gent]

I wouldn't know, I don't watch that drivel.

Believe me, the crowds are equally annoying on the same show on different sides of the Atlantic.

[west milly tom]

Her feet are enragingly fat, lol.

[LiddyRules]

How skewed are those statistics, though? I'd imagine there are a ton more people driving cars than taking flights on a regular basis, so if there are 40 kajillion cars being driven and 10,000 flights being taken in a day, of course there will be more shit happening with the cars. The most important thing is control, though. If something goes wrong with the vehicle, you just pull over and maybe call somebody. If something goes wrong with a plane, you fall 30,000 feet to your death, the entire time thinking "Why didn't I just get in my fucking car?"

Edit: And I realize that if you have to defend something to this extent, it's not rational. Let me believe this one. Superman doesn't lie.

[English Gent]

Susan Boyle looks like Ernest Borgnine.

And we have a winner!

[English Gent]

Babies crying on flights annoy the shit out of me.

[west milly tom]

Blueheeler is a fatty.

[Pearce]

Babies crying on flights annoy the shit out of me.

Loki likes taking the tough stances.

[Pearce]

Blueheeler is a fatty.

:haha7:

[Blue Heeler]

Hey, IF works...yay. #13

[Awful Me]

If you are fat, put the fucking fork down and go for a jog.

[Blue Heeler]

Blueheeler is a fatty.

Nope.

6'3"
215 lbs

[Saikotic]

Babies crying on flights annoy the shit out of me.

Do you stuff it into their mouths to shut them the fuck up?

[Blue Heeler]

If you are fat, put the fucking fork down and go for a jog.

You're assuming fat people use forks...I think it's ladels and hands.

Speaking of fat...I'm craving some biscuits & gravy!

[Pearce]

Nope.

6'3"
215 lbs

Pffft, go eat a fatburger, fatty mcfatfat.

[west milly tom]

Opies healthy eating annoys me.
Real men don't watch their diets, oh-my-godding over cake and pork chops is meatspin gay.

[Motor Head]

Me - 6'5" 302lbs. Yes, I'm fat. Fuck you.

[Blue Heeler]

Pffft, go eat a fatburger, fatty mcfatfat.

words hurt :(

[croscoe]

You're assuming fat people use forks.

Of course they use forks... Pitchforks. :killme:

[Blue Heeler]

Me - 6'5" 302lbs. Yes, I'm fat. Fuck you.

Way to make a V8 into a 4 cylinder...deek

[English Gent]

Do you stuff it into their mouths to shut them the fuck up?

Why, no, I don't.

[Awful Me]

You're assuming fat people use forks...I think it's ladels and hands.

Speaking of fat...I'm craving some biscuits & gravy!


Me too....for about a month now, but I am in a contest to be less of a fat ass.

[Motor Head]

http://sameritech.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fattest_man_03.jpg
HE BEAT ANOREXIA!!!!

Nothing.........I stink.

[Blue Heeler]

Me too....for about a month now, but I am in a contest to be less of a fat ass.

ok, I'll get an extra biscuit in your honor.

[Awful Me]

ok, i'll get an extra biscuit in your honor.

<3

[west milly tom]

Joe's uncke sounds like Billy Bats.

[roche]

It took some time but here is me being a an asshole getting revenge.

http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt289/nachoman999/IMG00053.jpg

Shit on a plate :)

[Pearce]

It took some time but here is me being a an asshole getting revenge.

http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt289/nachoman999/IMG00053.jpg

Shit on a plate :)

You're a horrible person. And you're a mod. How are you supposed to control us when you're running around shitting on plates all willy nilly?

[roche]

You're a horrible person. And you're a mod. How are you supposed to control us when you're running around shitting on plates all willy nilly?

It is a long story. He deserved it.

No one I know will ever see the pic and this is the first time I have seen him in 10 years.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning. Fun topic I see today!

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah....

Roche is the shit.

[Danesy]

Good Morning everyone ... oh how I have missed you guys.

[CousinDave]

Good Morning everyone ... oh how I have missed you guys.


really?

[Mobo]

Thai massage and yoga.....

yeah, this is just how they were back in the day.....





OH HIIIIIIIIIIIIII Danesy.......

[roche]

Roche is the shit.

Literally :action-sm

[Mobo]

Literally :action-sm

;)

[Danesy]

really?

NOT YOU!!!!!!

:action-sm

Thai massage and yoga.....

yeah, this is just how they were back in the day.....





OH HIIIIIIIIIIIIII Danesy.......

You on the other hand ... oh I missed your hilarity.

[Mobo]

You on the other hand ... oh I missed your hilarity.

YAAAAY! I'm the most popular! Until Stig shows up! Or Crip! Or any number of other posters!!!! YAAAY!

[DonTheTrucker]

God bless Opie, really, but if I hear about Bill Hicks one more time I going to kick a puppy. A Portuguese Water Dog puppy.

[madbam]

Morning baggers.....happy thursdee...

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm307/madbam_wb/499d6c9c4f0be.jpg

[Mobo]

Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave
14 Apr, 03:05 PM

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally ***** her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully ***** him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of **** session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

[Stig]

It took some time but here is me being a an asshole getting revenge.

http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt289/nachoman999/IMG00053.jpg

Shit on a plate :)

Did you run around with that plate yelling "DONKEY SAUSAGE! DONKEY SAUSAGE!!!"

[Blue Heeler]

YAAAAY! I'm the most popular! Until Stig shows up! Or Crip! Or any number of other posters!!!! YAAAY!

harumph! harumph!

I'm popular!

[Danesy]

YAAAAY! I'm the most popular! Until Stig shows up! Or Crip! Or any number of other posters!!!! YAAAY!

:icon_lol:

OK, while I get your verrrrry subtle sarcasm ... I hate everyone here except you. FOR NOW.

Especially Heeler.

[roche]

Did you run around with that plate yelling "DONKEY SAUSAGE! DONKEY SAUSAGE!!!"

No. The details were not amusing.

[Blue Heeler]

Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave
14 Apr, 03:05 PM

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally ***** her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully ***** him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of **** session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

wtf is the frenulum? We need pics of the hairdresser to make the story hotter.

[Blue Heeler]

:icon_lol:

OK, while I get your verrrrry subtle sarcasm ... I hate everyone here except you. FOR NOW.

Especially Heeler.

WTF! I've been nice to you lately!!!

[Mobo]

harumph! harumph!

I'm popular!

Not with Danesy you're not....but it's ok....that's your bit.

[English Gent]

Here, George, I think you dropped this ----------------> "Mannnnnnnnnnn!"

[Vyce]

This bit is a good example of why I'm not a Carlin fan.

I absolute hate golf, and yet I can find little of anything entertaining or funny in this rant of his.

[Mobo]

wtf is the frenulum? We need pics of the hairdresser to make the story hotter.

ummm....let's just say:
1. it's part of the tip of your cock
2. There are many, detailed, pictures on Google search
3. 'frenulum' is not (repeat: not) filtered out by any sort of adult filter.

and sorry, no pics.

[Blue Heeler]

Here we go:

http://russiatoday.ru/s/obj/2009-04-14/rapper.858.jpg

[Mobo]

This bit is a good example of why I'm not a Carlin fan.

I absolute hate golf, and yet I can find little of anything entertaining or funny in this rant of his.

go stand in the fucking corner.

[Blue Heeler]

ummm....let's just say:
1. it's part of the tip of your cock
2. There are many, detailed, pictures on Google search
3. 'frenulum' is not (repeat: not) filtered out by any sort of adult filter.

and sorry, no pics.

ok, there was no way I was going to do a google search on that one...

[Norm Stansfield]

wtf is the frenulum? We need pics of the hairdresser to make the story hotter.
Right. Russian dungeon rapists are generally sizzling hot. (that's why the fella' needed "several" Viagras)

[Blue Heeler]

Right. Russian dungeon rapists are generally sizzling hot. (that's why the fella' needed "several" Viagras)

Now I want to vacation in Russia with a ski mask...

[Danesy]

WTF! I've been nice to you lately!!!

Yes. But I am preparing myself for the inevitable. You won't be for long.

Not with Danesy you're not....but it's ok....that's your bit.

Pssst.... secretly I actually think he's OK. I think you're right , it's a bit. :rolleyes:

[Blue Heeler]

Yes. But I am preparing myself for the inevitable. You won't be for long.

I'm a responsible father now...picking fights is for the non-breeders.

[Danesy]

I'm a responsible father now...picking fights is for the non-breeders.

I like this. You should spawn more often. :rolleyes:

[Mobo]

I like this. You should spawn more often. :rolleyes:

Worst idea of the day.

[Wilmington WOW]

morning baggers

[Stig]

harumph! harumph!

I'm popular!

Not as much as you might think.

[Blue Heeler]

Worst idea of the day.

Seriously...I'm probably going to get the "frozen bag of peas" surgery before that happens.

[Stig]

This bit is a good example of why I'm not a Carlin fan.

I absolute hate golf, and yet I can find little of anything entertaining or funny in this rant of his.

I really don't get Carlin worship. As he got older, he just became a bitter, reactionary prick.

[Blue Heeler]

Not as much as you might think.

Stig who?

[Wilmington WOW]

pet peeve

There is no "The Church"
Especially here in America.

[Blue Heeler]

They would just ruin the Bishop interview with "hey Bishop, have you seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup yet?"

[Danesy]

Worst idea of the day.

Well, in my defense ... it IS still early ....

[Mobo]

I really don't get Carlin worship. As he got older, he just became a bitter, reactionary prick.

Sure, respond to the person that agrees with you, and not to me...the one that understands genius when he sees it. You weren't that funny when you were 71.

[Wilmington WOW]

boy that crew of comics love to use the word - stupid
Colin
Keith
vos
jimmy used to use it all the time

[Blue Heeler]

pet peeve

There is no "The Church"
Especially here in America.

67 million Catholics would say you're wrong.

[Wilmington WOW]

They would just ruin the Bishop interview with "hey Bishop, have you seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup yet?"

you know they are planning on having My David interview him

One Jew, one Kid toucher

oh Bishop what do you think Bishop......

[Mobo]

boy that crew of comics love to use the word - stupid
Colin
Keith
vos
jimmy used to use it all the time

it's one of the worst insults you can hurl at a room full of people that are clamoring to be the smartest person in the room. (i.e. Wackbag's Listening Threads)

[Mobo]

you know they are planning on having My David interview him

One Jew, one Kid toucher

oh Bishop what do you think Bishop......

"So, Bishop, where did you get that name Bishop? Does everyone call you that Bishop, or do you have a real name that you go by, Bishop?"

[DonTheTrucker]

I am with Keith on this argument. Alternative comedy fucking stinks. Tell a joke or get off the stage shitdick.

[Wilmington WOW]

67 million Catholics would say you're wrong.

There are more protestants than catholics in the USA
especially if you throw out the Mexicans

[Mobo]

Tell a joke or get off the stage shitdick.

Good Lord....I yell this at the screen after so many of your posts.....

[Wilmington WOW]

"So, Bishop, where did you get that name Bishop? Does everyone call you that Bishop, or do you have a real name that you go by, Bishop?"

Thursday XM 202 - 11 AM - 12 PM - The Bobo, Bishop, and My David show.

[Mobo]

There are more protestants than catholics in the USA
especially if you through out the Mexicans

I would guess that there are a bunch of beans through out the Mexicans.

[Blue Heeler]

There are more protestants than catholics in the USA
especially if you through out the Mexicans

And even more Baptists...

[spoiler] you meant "throw" [spoiler]

[Wilmington WOW]

what, Did Ant have a nice poker run in AC?

lib lib

[Blue Heeler]

Good Lord....I yell this at the screen after so many of your posts.....

:clap::clap:
:haha7:

[Mobo]

Is no one on the show going to bring up the Imus/Jamie Foxx similarities/differences?

Or are we going to talk about proper yoga techniques some more?

[Blue Heeler]

2005? No wonder I've never heard of this "comedian" before.

[Blue Heeler]

Is no one on the show going to bring up the Imus/Jamie Foxx similarities/differences?

Or are we going to talk about proper yoga techniques some more?

Anthony isn't on the show today, he'd probably bring it up. This is the Opie & Friends Show, sit back, relax and enjoy the lack of controversy.

[Mobo]

2005? No wonder I've never heard of this "comedian" before.

Heeler...be careful....he's black.....and he's sooooo angry!

[Wilmington WOW]

They would just ruin the Bishop interview with "hey Bishop, have you seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup yet?"

ding ding ding

[Blue Heeler]

Heeler...be careful....he's black.....and he's sooooo angry!

[Blackface Heeler] oh lawdy, lawdy, I's so scaaaaaared, I's so scaaaaaared! [/Blackface Heeler]

[Blue Heeler]

ding ding ding

:action-sm

[Mobo]

This asshole makes me sick......

[Blue Heeler]

I want an apology from the Catholic church for making the Easter service 3 hours long last weekend.

[Stig]

Stig who?

Stig The Poster.

[Wilmington WOW]

fuck this guy, he is as bad as the people who make up letterhead and send angry letters to O&A sponsors.

[Blue Heeler]

Stig The Poster.

Ted?

[Blue Heeler]

fuck this guy, he is as bad as the people who make up letterhead and send angry letters to O&A sponsors.

Wilma...grats on 18,0000+!

[Stig]

There are more protestants than catholics in the USA
especially if you throw out the Mexicans

Admit it: You wouldn't DREAM of throwing out the Mexicans.

[Stig]

Ted?

The other poster.

[Wilmington WOW]

I want an apology from the Catholic church for making the Easter service 3 hours long last weekend.

Westminster Presbyterian, 9AM - 10AM, one hour in and out.

and no stupid Latin ever

[Blue Heeler]

Admit it: You wouldn't DREAM of throwing out the Mexicans.

Once the labor unions get the illegals into their cult, the Democrats will own them politically.

[Mobo]

Congrats to Willma!!!!

18k+ bleeding heart posts that make others bleed from the eyes....

[Blue Heeler]

Westminster Presbyterian, 9AM - 10AM, one hour in and out.

and no stupid Latin ever

It took them only an hour to parade around the dogs this time? :rolleyes:


No Latin, but the priest sings most of it, then there were 10 baptisms...then Communion...ugh, we get it, you have nothing to do after this service is over.

[Mobo]

fuck this guy, he is as bad as the people who make up letterhead and send angry letters to O&A sponsors.

I still jerk off to recordings of Louis ck destroying this cunt.

[Wilmington WOW]

Admit it: You wouldn't DREAM of throwing out the Mexicans.

see that is where I part ways with some of my fellow pinko democrats (and some of the wall street republicans).

I am anti illegal immigration
I am all about the American workers

[CousinDave]

Once the labor unions get the illegals into their cult, the Democrats will own them politically.


Why would the labor unions want them, they'll lower the cost of labor.

Won't that hurt the current union members?

Oh wait unions don't represent their members, they're just another PAC for the Democrat party

[Mobo]

religion has nothing to do with marriage.

[Stig]

Westminster Presbyterian, 9AM - 10AM, one hour in and out.

and no stupid Latin ever

Stig's House, 9AM - 10AM: Cartoons.

[English Gent]

Bill's a fucking douchebag.

[Stig]

religion has nothing to do with marriage.

They weaseled their way into it. Fuckers.

[Wilmington WOW]

Wilma...grats on 18,0000+!

Congrats to Willma!!!!

18k+ bleeding heart posts that make others bleed from the eyes....

ooo thanks i didn't even notice

http://grantnelson00.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/18000decal.jpg


and speaking of Mexicans, here are 18,000 nude Mexicans

18,000 Mexicans strip for US photographer



http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200705/r141958_490798.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

religion has nothing to do with marriage.

You don't remember Adam & Eve getting married before fucking like rabbits in the Garden of Eden?

[Mobo]

Stopping for red lights and someone's own personal preference for their home life are kinda different things.

[DREW]

Bill is a faggit, he sucks on sooo many levels

[English Gent]

Of all the things to judge people on in their lives, the fact that assholes like Bill O'Donahue think that who people sleep with matters so much is something I find utterly astonishing.

[Wilmington WOW]

Stig's House, 9AM - 10AM: Cartoons.

whose house?
Stig's house

http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/whattheflick/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rundmc.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

and speaking of Mexicans, here are 18,000 nude Mexicans





http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200705/r141958_490798.jpg

Starvin'! Earl we got....Earl? EARL?!

[CousinDave]

You don't remember Adam & Eve getting married before fucking like rabbits in the Garden of Eden?


they were married in the eyes of the lord

[Mobo]

goddammit Wilma....

[shwoogie]

Donahue is such a douchebag. I fucking hate religious nuts.

[Blue Heeler]

they were married in the eyes of the lord

loophole

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

There's a pretty simple answer as to whether or not people were genetically pre-disposed to being gay....

If they were, their particular branch of the evolutionary tree would just be bred out of existence. They "gay branch" would exist for one generation and then either figure out how to reproduce or die.

[Blue Heeler]

Opie went 3rd mic on us...

[Wilmington WOW]

goddammit Wilma....


you rang?

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/111384_main.jpg

[Mobo]

Marriage is for children....hmm...the only reason that you would suggest that children should only be able to be born to married people, is so that you can continue to lock that "philosophy" into the next generation and on and on and on, without any thought as to your own personal choice....like religion and McDonalds.

[Stig]

Of all the things to judge people on in their lives, the fact that assholes like Bill O'Donahue think that who people sleep with matters so much is something I find utterly astonishing.

I fully support your right to marry any man you want.

[Wilmington WOW]

There's a pretty simple answer as to whether or not people were genetically pre-disposed to being gay....

If they were, their particular branch of the evolutionary tree would just be bred out of existence. They "gay branch" would exist for one generation and then either figure out how to reproduce or die.

oh Christ you're back here again?
didn't you take a beating the last time you mentioned that the earth is 5000 years old or Adam and eve had a pet dinosaur?

and i thought you didn't believe in evolution

[Mobo]

I fully support your right to marry any man you want.

not me...I know two things about English Gent:
1. His name is Loki
and
2. He's a faggot.

[Blue Heeler]

Marriage is for children....hmm...the only reason that you would suggest that children should only be able to be born to married people, is so that you can continue to lock that "philosophy" into the next generation and on and on and on, without any thought as to your own personal choice....like religion and McDonalds.

Which is why I had to agree to raise our kids Catholic before I could marry my wife...

[Stig]

There's a pretty simple answer as to whether or not people were genetically pre-disposed to being gay....

If they were, their particular branch of the evolutionary tree would just be bred out of existence. They "gay branch" would exist for one generation and then either figure out how to reproduce or die.

That's when you adopt an African child.
Which is why Tony Bagels is gay.

LIBDIB!

[English Gent]

I fully support your right to marry any man you want.

Can you tell that to my wife?

[Stig]

not me...I know two things about English Gent:
1. His name is Loki
and
2. He's a faggot.

I suspect that Loki isn't his real name. Just a hunch.

[Blue Heeler]

oh Christ you are back again?
didn't you take a beating the last time you mentioned that the earth is 5000 years old or Adam and eve had a pet dinosaur?

and i thought you didn't believe in evolution

That stupid "museum" is about 20 minutes from here...I want a plane filled with muslims to crash into it.

[English Gent]

oh Christ you're back here again?
didn't you take a beating the last time you mentioned that the earth is 5000 years old or Adam and eve had a pet dinosaur?

and i thought you didn't believe in evolution

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/10/01/Dinosaur-Palin.jpg

[CousinDave]

Which is why I had to agree to raise our kids Catholic before I could marry my wife...

why didn't you tell her she had to convert and raise the children as infidels before you would marry her.

[Blue Heeler]

The Jimmy & Bill Show: 8-9:30am, weekdays

[me in canada]

if you are a straight white male you seem to have less rights than everyone else

[Blue Heeler]

why didn't you tell her she had to convert and raise the children as infidels before you would marry her.

Because I could care less about it.

[Mobo]

There's a pretty simple answer as to whether or not people were genetically pre-disposed to being gay....

If they were, their particular branch of the evolutionary tree would just be bred out of existence. They "gay branch" would exist for one generation and then either figure out how to reproduce or die.

"You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?"
"No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way. "

And that's from Jurassic Park....so you know that shit's for real.

[Blue Heeler]

if you are a straight white male from Canada you seem to have less rights than everyone else

correct

[Stig]

Can you tell that to my wife?

Is she hot?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

oh Christ you're back here again?
didn't you take a beating the last time you mentioned that the earth is 5000 years old or Adam and eve had a pet dinosaur?

and i thought you didn't believe in evolution
No, I said that I was a Christian. I don't even remember evolution vs creation being part of the topic. There you go again Wilmington, being a typical liberal...the only way to win an argument is to lie/misrepresent the opposition.

You make me sad....

[Blue Heeler]

Is she hot?

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Dillion_Day/British.png

[TJLamb0518]

So Bill thinks gays adopting children would be bad because you'd need to explain Mother's (or Father's) Day to them and Keith thinks it's bad because the kid would be missing out on a Father (or mother) figure in thier lives?



Because it's so much better and more "normal" for the kid to be in an orphanage or Foster home, where there's NO framework of love and support whatsever?


Brilliant thinking from men too afraid of reality to look at all the consequences.


God, I wish instant feedback was being read or calls were being taken.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

if you are a straight white male you seem to have less rights than everyone else
Shhhh.....you're not allowed to use logic like that.

[Stig]

"You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?"
"No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way. "

And that's from Jurassic Park....so you know that shit's for real.

It's all about chaos theory. Jeff Goldblum said it, and you know how he hates rich cunts.

God damned rich cunts!

[Wilmington WOW]

this joe needs a little help
they have flip flopped on purgatory and eating meat on Friday

which are not in the bible btw

[English Gent]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Dillion_Day/British.png

Nice try, but she's not British...........

[Blue Heeler]

Nice try, but she's not British...........

She's from Bermuda isn't she? :action-sm

[CousinDave]

not to mention the written bible is a translation of a translation of a translation.

[Mobo]

Adult men living their lives according to fairy tales. Just so they can feel comfortable when the lights go out, and you have to deal with yourself and who you are. Man up, you little girl. Life is hard. Make the best of it. Leave others alone. They're trying to deal with their own shit.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

this joe needs a little help
they have flip flopped on purgatory and eating meat on Friday

which are not in the bible btw
If that was aimed at me...

I'm not Catholic. I know they're not in the bible. There's A WHOLE LOT in the catholic faith that has no biblical foundation. It's all because of the "The Pope is infallible" BS that they adopted way back (which came from a pope...wtf?). That's led to a lot of problems...

[Norm Stansfield]

There's a pretty simple answer as to whether or not people were genetically pre-disposed to being gay....

If they were, their particular branch of the evolutionary tree would just be bred out of existence. They "gay branch" would exist for one generation and then either figure out how to reproduce or die.
But but but but






what about other genetic conditions which prevent people from reproducing, and yet live to screw up happy hopeful marriage and dreams of wonderful families another day?



And what about gay animalzzzz?

[Blue Heeler]

this joe needs a little help
they have flip flopped on purgatory and eating meat on Friday

which are not in the bible btw

Purgatory is in the Bible:

1 Corinthians 3:11-15

Though Catholics and Protestants read this to mean different things.

[meanmarv]

Where is the guy calling about the radio show that still ain't got a fucking job yet?

[Mobo]

JESUS CHRIST! It's for the fucking children? At what point is your life over? When you drop the actual load, or when it pops out? Or maybe before that when you get married? At exactly......what......point are you just a vessel that is on the Earth to do nothing but protect your precious, fucking, child?

[Wilmington WOW]

If that was aimed at me...

I'm not Catholic. I know they're not in the bible. There's A WHOLE LOT in the catholic faith that has no biblical foundation. It's all because of the "The Pope is infallible" BS that they adopted way back (which came from a pope...wtf?). That's led to a lot of problems...

actually I was talking about the joe in the studio who "fouled one off" making a point.


I agree with you on your above point plus
along with paying for indulgences
meaningless ritualism
worship of Mary
the need to confess to a priest vs. god directly
faith vs. good works

Martin Luther FTW

[Mobo]

I guess that's why the Catholic priests can't stop fucking all those kids......they're just so precious.

[KSA1001]

Morning all

[CousinDave]

i wish the muslims would blow up the vatican

[IsThatATrain ?]

Oh, how I hope no one else in Anthony's family dies any time soon.

[Blue Heeler]

actually I was talking about the joe in the studio who "fouled one off" making a point.


I agree with you on your above point plus
along with paying for indulgences
meaningless ritualism
worship of Mary
the need to confess to a priest vs. god directly
faith vs. good works

Martin Luther FTW

[Holy Heeler] Good works won't get you into Heaven. [/Holy Heeler]

[DonTheTrucker]

People do believe the Dan Brown books as if they're real. The guy is a grade A carny.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Purgatory is in the Bible:

1 Corinthians 3:11-15

Though Catholics and Protestants read this to mean different things.
3:11 For no one can lay any foundation other than what is being laid, which is Jesus Christ. 3:12 If anyone builds on the foundation with gold, silver, precious stones, wood, hay, or straw, 12 3:13 each builder’s 13 work will be plainly seen, for the Day 14 will make it clear, because it will be revealed by fire. And the fire 15 will test what kind of work each has done. 3:14 If what someone has built survives, he will receive a reward. 3:15 If someone’s work is burned up, he will suffer loss.

??


*I think* the idea for purgatory that *most* Catholics tend to believe in has it's foundations in the concept of "Paradise" which is mentioned in the old testament where the righteous went after they died. "Paradise" was the other side of "Hades" which is where the unrighteous go after death (in the old testament). After, Christ came the way to heaven was opened, and it's generally believed (by those who are Christians) and biblically supported that Christ spent the 3 days he was dead preaching to those that had died before he came in Hades and Paradise.

However, any serious Christian these days doesn't believe in purgatory.

[DonTheTrucker]

actually I was talking about the joe in the studio who "fouled one off" making a point.


I agree with you on your above point plus
along with paying for indulgences
meaningless ritualism
worship of Mary
the need to confess to a priest vs. god directly
faith vs. good works

Martin Luther FTW

The Catholics are huge practitioners of idolatry.

[Stig]

i wish the muslims would blow up the vatican

I wish we'd blow up Mecca.

[CousinDave]

People do believe the Dan Brown books as if they're real. The guy is a grade A carny.


people believe Obama too

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

actually I was talking about the joe in the studio who "fouled one off" making a point.


I agree with you on your above point plus
along with paying for indulgences
meaningless ritualism
worship of Mary
the need to confess to a priest vs. god directly
faith vs. good works

Martin Luther FTW
Ah, cool.....

I can only half pay attention to the show....listening on headphones at work.

[English Gent]

Space Shuttle Endeavour!

[Blue Heeler]

HOLY CRAP!

It's Space Shuttle Andrew!

[CousinDave]

why isn't he at school today

[IsThatATrain ?]

Too bad, he's been taking his meds

[Blue Heeler]

I wish we'd blow up Mecca.

We'd just apologize and rebuild it.

[kevtv]

God can his voice get any higher?

[Norm Stansfield]

I wish we'd blow up Mecca.
Let's try the Vatican first, see what happens. It just seems safer that way.

[DonTheTrucker]

people believe Obama too

Point taken. People are dumb.

[Blue Heeler]

why isn't he is school today

Maybe he failed grammar....

[DonTheTrucker]

Oh great. My transmission sounds like it has gravel in it. That can't be good.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Mr. Spc suttl endvr is a Christian perhaps I should start looking into Hinduism or something.....

They have that cool looking elephant dude Vishnu right? And Shiva the Goddess of destruction too?

And not this guy? Alright I'm in.

Yay cows!!! or something

[meanmarv]

I want to see the new Amos and Andy movie Bill was speaking of.

[Stig]

Oh great. My transmission sounds like it has gravel in it. That can't be good.

Maybe it's gravel.

[CousinDave]

Oh great. My transmission sounds like it has gravel in it. That can't be good.


make sure you burn the clutch out at a red light

[DonTheTrucker]

I love how quickly they all picked up on this bit.

[Mobo]

Oh great. My transmission sounds like it has gravel in it. That can't be good.

better than a tranny with a gravely voice...count your blessings.

[DonTheTrucker]

Maybe it's gravel.

Its very well possible considering where we park the trucks.

[Blue Heeler]

Oh great. My transmission sounds like it has gravel in it. That can't be good.

You probably ran over a bunch of children while you text away on your Blackberry...that sound is their lunchboxes.

wordy...

[Redding]

Nice to hear O&A moved to afternoon so Keith Robinson could be on the show...

[Norm Stansfield]

Oh great. My transmission sounds like it has gravel in it. That can't be good.
Your engine is not on. Ask daddy-o next to you to stop talking and start sucking, and put on the "crying game" for ambiance. You'll catch the show on the replay.

[Mobo]

You probably ran over a bunch of children while you text away on your Blackberry...that sound is their lunchboxes.

wordy...

To their mother-y.

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, and Smelcome to all.

[Stig]

Good morning, and Smelcome to all.

Fag.

[crippledalbino]

Fag.

My favorite thing about Stig is how much time he takes to word his well-thought out insults.

[Blue Heeler]

Fag.

He's still not even half the fag you are.

And he wasted his 24,000th post...

[Blue Heeler]

Advert at the bottom of this page is Muslima.com "The International Muslim Matrimonials Site"

You probably sign up and then someone else arranges who you marry.

[crippledalbino]

He's still not even half the fag you are.

And he wasted his 24,000th post...

Wasted?
Or made it the most awesome ever?

[CousinDave]

Advert at the bottom of this page is Muslima.com "The International Muslim Matrimonials Site"

You probably sign up and then someone else arranges who you marry.


I say we sign Liddy Rules up

[Stig]

Wasted?
Or made it the most awesome ever?

It was smectacular.

[CousinDave]

Bob Kelly is Captain Chaos

[crippledalbino]

It was smectacular.

Sorry, just saw that video on FAILblog, and it made me laugh. So sue me.

[Mobo]

Hello Crippy.....happy 24k!

[Mobo]

Bob Kelly is Captain Chaos

I like his outtakes more than the actual movie.

[Wilmington WOW]

this Bobo is a one trick pony

[crippledalbino]

Hello Crippy.....happy 24k!

Oh hey, thanks, it was the result of years of hard work and dedication.

[roche]

ugh

[Redding]

Bobo welcome to the club of Frenchy and Retarded Leverne and Shirley

[loganfield]

this Bobo is a one trick pony

He fucking sucks...

[crippledalbino]

ugh

It's really the piercing insight that separates our Mods from other message board Mods.

[Mobo]

It's really the piercing insight that separates our Mods from other message board Mods.

hey, he's already shit on a plate this morning, for our enjoyment....Roche gets a free pass today.

[Stig]

this Bobo is a one trick pony

Yes, but Opie REALLY likes that trick!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

In Russia forrest gets lost in you.

[Wilmington WOW]

Its very well possible considering where we park the trucks.


maybe it's lot lizard you killed and hid under the hood.

Hello Crippy.....happy 24k!

indeed

[DREW]

1inch=2.5 cm

[crippledalbino]

hey, he's already shit on a plate this morning, for our enjoyment....Roche gets a free pass today.

Oh, no shit?
My bad. I had no idea that he was so versatile.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://racked.com/uploads/2008_3_woodyaa.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

1inch=2.5 cm

Yeah, I convert my cock length to centimeters to make it sound bigger too...

[Mobo]

Oh, no shit?
My bad. I had no idea that he was so versatile.

It's the most exciting event of the day......

[DonTheTrucker]

Don't want those calls? Don't buy a GM product.

[crippledalbino]

Don't want those calls? Don't buy a GM product.

I get them from my dealership, and I own a Toyota.

That's right, Faggots! I own a Toyota! Fuckin' SUCK IT!!!

[Mobo]

I get them from my dealership, and I own a Toyota.

That's right, Faggots! I own a Toyota! Fuckin' SUCK IT!!!

I've gotten it once, and I have a Nissan.

[Cha94]

I am going to have to try what Jim did next time when I get a phone call. It is either vehicle warranty or credit card debit. I told the one guy that I wanted my number removed and that I pressed 2 and he cuts me off and laughs and says let me guess it didnt work did it and then hung up.

[Mobo]

I know how to make people stop calling you....threaten to beat them up....

good job, dumbass.

[Blue Heeler]

Don't want those calls? Don't buy a GM product.

Want the US jobless rates to swell, don't buy an American car.

[English Gent]

Does the US not have a legally-enforceable 'do not call list'?

[crippledalbino]

I am going to have to try what Jim did next time when I get a phone call. It is either vehicle warranty or credit card debit. I told the one guy that I wanted my number removed and that I pressed 2 and he cuts me off and laughs and says let me guess it didnt work did it and then hung up.

Weird, I was totally wondering what you were going to do next time someone called you up.

[DonTheTrucker]

I get them from my dealership, and I own a Toyota.

That's right, Faggots! I own a Toyota! Fuckin' SUCK IT!!!

Yeah I never got them but I'm on the do not call list too. Besides my car has a warranty.

[Blue Heeler]

I am going to have to try what Jim did next time when I get a phone call. It is either vehicle warranty or credit card debit. I told the one guy that I wanted my number removed and that I pressed 2 and he cuts me off and laughs and says let me guess it didnt work did it and then hung up.

Why are you flying a Confederate flag when you live in a northern state?

[Blue Heeler]

Does the US not have a legally-enforceable 'do not call list'?

yes, but some loophole came out recently.

[crippledalbino]

Want the US jobless rates to swell, don't buy an American car.

I don't want my bills to swell, so I bought a Toyota.

[Mobo]

Does the US not have a legally-enforceable 'do not call list'?

haaaaa ha ha ha ha! Legally enforceable!!! That's hilarious....good one....our lawyers are busy making sure we don't hear potty words or see a boobie.

[English Gent]

Oh, Opie, don't EVER call a hang-up back, because you'll end up with premium-rate charges on your phone bill.

[Cha94]

Why are you flying a Confederate flag when you live in a northern state?

Cause I am into the Civil War. Should I change it to a different Confederate flag since there are many and just not the naval jack?

[crippledalbino]

yes, but some loophole came out recently.

A young loophole:
http://calnewport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/doogie-howser-md.jpg

[Cha94]

Weird, I was totally wondering what you were going to do next time someone called you up.

Now you know and hopefully you will sleep better tonight, knowing that.

[DonTheTrucker]

Want the US jobless rates to swell, don't buy an American car.

You mean the GM and Chrysler products made in Mexico and Canada or the Toyota and Hondas made in America?

[Danesy]

Since I listen to Boston Sports radio all day now ... if anyone cares about the NBA playoffs ... Doc Rivers just announced that Garnett is more than likely not going to play for the rest of the season.

[crippledalbino]

Cause I am into the Civil War. Should I change it to a different Confederate flag since there are many and just not the naval jack?

Yes, more appropriate to change it to this:
http://stuorgs.lvc.edu/freedomrings/Graphics_Of%20Interest/rainbow_flag.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

I don't want my bills to swell, so I bought a Toyota.

Is this the start of a "Crip doesn't have a source of income" joke?

[Mobo]

Since I listen to Boston Sports radio all day now ... if anyone cares about the NBA playoffs ... Doc Rivers just announced that Garnett is more than likely not going to play for the rest of the season.

Surely, they have a messageboard where they're interested in that shit....have you even checked?

[Norm Stansfield]

Want the US jobless rates to swell, don't buy an American car.
Or save some money by buying a good car, and use it to hire a masseuse. Thus creating jobs and rewarding Asian chicks for being good eggs.

[crippledalbino]

Since I listen to Boston Sports radio all day now ... if anyone cares about the NBA playoffs ... Doc Rivers just announced that Garnett is more than likely not going to play for the rest of the season.

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/care.jpg

[English Gent]

The most recent scam that the scumbags were running over here in the UK was one where your phone would ring, you'd answer and there would be a well-spoken voice on the other end, saying "Hello? Hello? Are you there?" People would call back, thinking that there had been a problem with the line, and then they'd be put through to a premium-rate number which would put them on hold for a few minutes.

[loganfield]

We used to get Phoner Toner scams all the time at work...some people actually fell for it.

[Blue Heeler]

You mean the GM and Chrysler products made in Mexico and Canada or the Toyota and Hondas made in America?

Yes, I know...there's a Toyota plant 15 mins from here...and a huge Honda plant being built in Indiana. But those dollars filter to the foreign company.

And my truck was built in Michigan.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

A couple of weeks ago I got a call from someone saying their from Visa asking me to verify my account...Get this...After investigating it with my bank I found out that it was legit.

But that's not a way to start a fucken call.
'Hello I'm from Visa, can you verify your account information.'...WTF?

[crippledalbino]

Is this the start of a "Crip doesn't have a source of income" joke?

Only if we can start in with the 'Heeler is the comedy equivalent of a half a mason jar of room-temperature lard' routine.

[Blue Heeler]

Since I listen to Boston Sports radio all day now ... if anyone cares about the NBA playoffs ... Doc Rivers just announced that Garnett is more than likely not going to play for the rest of the season.

No thanks Danesy, but I appreciate the update.

[Blue Heeler]

Only if we can start in with the 'Heeler is the comedy equivalent of a half a mason jar of room-temperature lard' routine.

Who hasn't had a good laugh with a half a mason jar of room-temperature lard?! You've not lived if you haven't!!!

[crippledalbino]

Who hasn't had a good laugh with a half a mason jar of room-temperature lard?! You've not lived if you haven't!!!

You're a little weird today, Heeler. Not gonna lie. You're just a bit off. The baby making you sleep deprived?

[Mobo]

Keith Robinson fuckin' stinks on the show.....good riddance.

[Blue Heeler]

You're a little weird today, Heeler. Not gonna lie. You're just a bit off. The baby making you sleep deprived?

What's sleep? :huh:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

As bad as OctoMom might be she did NOT give birth to the eight naturally...she's got a ZipLock.

[crippledalbino]

Keith Robinson fuckin' stinks on the show.....good riddance.

And when did Keith become the only name that a black man can have?

[Blue Heeler]

Shocking...a black man gets collection calls.

[KSA1001]

Noggin music!

[Mobo]

HA HA! Nick Jr.....this won't drive me nuts.....I hear this every single day....

edit: Noggin, that's right....good call, KSA...

[crippledalbino]

What's sleep? :huh:

It's that thing that I enjoy eight consecutive hours of every day. Of course, when those eight hours begin could be any time from 10:00 to 3:30 because, y'know, not like I've got anything to ever wake up for.

[crippledalbino]

And when did Keith become the only name that a black man can have?

Noggin music!

That is so fucking creepy that you just showed up after I said that.

[Blue Heeler]

That is so fucking creepy that you just showed up after I said that.

He has his name setup on ****** Alerts.

[KSA1001]

That is so fucking creepy that you just showed up after I said that.

LOL

I was here earlier but no replies.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jews are the Jewiest?

[Mobo]

LOL

I was here earlier but no replies.

It took your knowledge of pre-school television to get us interested.....

[crippledalbino]

He has his name setup on ****** Alerts.
Ugh.
Guaranteed a bad day when I find myself laughing at Heeler jokes.
LOL

I was here earlier but no replies.

Yeah, it takes a non-discriminating postwhore like me for you to have anyone to talk to on this board.

[KSA1001]

It took your knowledge of pre-school television to get us interested.....

"Noggin...It's like preschool on television"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So Keith has to force his kid to continue elementary school?

[crippledalbino]

"Noggin...It's like the Spice Channel for Wackbaggers"

Fixed

[Mobo]

"I'm a good dad, I beat the shit out of my son. But only so he knows how to beat up other people when he grows up."

ha ha! shut up.

[Blue Heeler]

You're a little weird today, Heeler. Not gonna lie. You're just a bit off. The baby making you sleep deprived?

Ugh.
Guaranteed a bad day when I find myself laughing at Heeler jokes.

:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

:action-sm

Now if you can remember this moment in six months, you'll be zoal.

[Mobo]

Oh Opie, the wheels have already fallen off of a totaled car.....

[RobeSoup&Tears]

A picture a trashed apartment using an American Tourister.

B2ZeIoLz8FE

[Blue Heeler]

Now if you can remember this moment in six months, you'll be zoal.

Guess I should start drawing elf chicks getting fucked by an octopus...

[DonTheTrucker]

Yes, I know...there's a Toyota plant 15 mins from here...and a huge Honda plant being built in Indiana. But those dollars filter to the foreign company.

And my truck was built in Michigan.

At this point I'd rather send my dollars to Korea and Japan than to the UAW, who is actively trying to destroy our country.

There are plenty of American cars that are worth buying, moreso than 10 years ago, but its not worth bankrupting our country to save the companies that make them.

[crippledalbino]

Oh Opie, the wheels have already fallen off of a totaled car.....
I've only been up for an hour, did the car ever make it off the lot?
Guess I should start drawing elf chicks getting fucked by an octopus...

Oh, SNAP! He's gonna kick some ass now...
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/crippledefender.jpg

[Mobo]

Big show tomorrow.....

will degenerate into a normal Friday show 2 hours in.....bummer.

[crippledalbino]

Sweet. I was totally hoping for Pat Summerall conversation.

[Blue Heeler]

Oh, SNAP! He's gonna kick some ass now...
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/crippledefender.jpg

So zoal thinks you're skinny?

Where's the motherfuckin' spikes on the wheels? You need spikes on the wheels!

[Blue Heeler]

ok bye until um, some later time

[crippledalbino]

So zoal thinks you're skinny?

Where's the motherfuckin' spikes on the wheels? You need spikes on the wheels!

Hey, you've never seen me in person, for all you know I could be a slim, lithe, strapping young lad with an eight pack for abs and a mischievous gleam in my eye!

[Mobo]

I had better get my 3 random t-shirts today dammit.

[Stig]

Looking for a new job. Boy, this sucks.

[KSA1001]

Looking for a new job. Boy, this sucks.

Depends on if you already have one i guess.

[crippledalbino]

Looking for a new job. Boy, this sucks.
Maybe take your Wackbag postcount off your resume.

[crippledalbino]

Depends on if you already have one i guess.

Blow me, Layaway Boy.

[Mobo]

Looking for a new job. Boy, this sucks.

Are you looking for one that pays you when they say they're going to? Or is that sort of thing not so important to you any longer?

[Blue Heeler]

Hey, you've never seen me in person, for all you know I could be a slim, lithe, strapping young lad with an eight pack for abs and a mischievous gleam in my eye!

So you use Anti-MySpace Voodoo?! GENIUS!

[KSA1001]

Blow me, Layaway Boy.

Oh go screw!
Not feeling that game btw...a lil' repeditive.
Still on COD4 daily. And lil' SFIV for fun.

[crippledalbino]

Are you looking for one that pays you when they say they're going to? Or is that sort of thing not so important to you any longer?

He's standing on a street corner with a sandwich board that says 'Take my 401K... Please!'

[Stig]

Are you looking for one that pays you when they say they're going to? Or is that sort of thing not so important to you any longer?

It's important. And it's why I'm looking.

[Blue Heeler]

Looking for a new job. Boy, this sucks.

"You want fries with that?"

[crippledalbino]

So you use Anti-MySpace Voodoo?! GENIUS!
Aren't you supposed to be designing dumpsters or something?
Oh go screw!
Not feeling that game btw...a lil' repeditive.
Still on COD4 daily. And lil' SFIV for fun.

Yeah, I already returned it. Fun enough for a while, but then the balance of power shifts and no one can do anything to stop me, and there's ZERO replayability. Oh, and fuck EA for not including level 4 weapons in the game itself, but making us pay for DLC down the line.

[KSA1001]

Looking for a new job. Boy, this sucks.

What job industry btw?

[crippledalbino]

It's important. And it's why I'm looking.

Awww... Stiggly Wiggly is so serious. Did you forget what a joke looks like, Sparkles? Or did you just never know in the first place?

[crippledalbino]

What job industry btw?

Stig specializes in cutting three inch lengths of string. Sort of limits his job prospects.

[Mobo]

You unemployed guys should all move down here...there's going to be a ton of jobs when we secede from the union!

Yeeeeeeee-haw!!!!!!

[KSA1001]

Aren't you supposed to be designing dumpsters or something?


Yeah, I already returned it. Fun enough for a while, but then the balance of power shifts and no one can do anything to stop me, and there's ZERO replayability. Oh, and fuck EA for not including level 4 weapons in the game itself, but making us pay for DLC down the line.

I told you...gamefly all the way man...I learned that after buying Force Unleashed and beating it in 2 sittings. No need to buy if i'll be done right away.

[crippledalbino]

You unemployed guys should all move down here...there's going to be a ton of jobs when we secede from the union!

Yeeeeeeee-haw!!!!!!

The only thing worse than being unemployed is being unemployed and living in Texas. :icon_conf

[Danesy]

Looking for a new job. Boy, this sucks.

Sorry Stiggy .... :(

I'm hoping I won't have to do the same thing. Waiting for these layoffs to come is painful. The not knowing is killing me.

[crippledalbino]

I told you...gamefly all the way man...I learned that after buying Force Unleashed and beating it in 2 sittings. No need to buy if i'll be done right away.

Yeah, but the satisfaction of being halfway through the game when you were sitting there waiting for it to arrive in the mail is worth the sixty bucks.

[KSA1001]

The only thing worse than being unemployed is being unemployed and living in Texas. :icon_conf

Dallas/Plano was quite lovely actually.
[Literal Keith]

[Stig]

Stig specializes in cutting three inch lengths of string. Sort of limits his job prospects.

You idiot! The string is cut into 7.62 cm lengths!

[Mobo]

The only thing worse than being unemployed is being unemployed and living in Texas. :icon_conf

I wouldn't know.....my company didn't even have any lay-offs....we're having a party today. We're playing a game where we see how much extra money we can put in a trash can. Then we'll prolly get bored and just burn it all while we sing "The Yellow Rose of Texas" for about the 800th time today. It sucks down here.

[crippledalbino]

Dallas/Plano was quite lovely actually.
[Literal Keith]
Lovely? Have you seen what the people look like who live there?

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/2246433065_0de05a6afa.jpg

[KSA1001]

Yeah, but the satisfaction of being halfway through the game when you were sitting there waiting for it to arrive in the mail is worth the sixty bucks.

Lil' johnny no patience.
I'll be ok..if the game comes out Tuesday, they ship it Monday.

[Stig]

What job industry btw?

Autocad drafter. Civil engineering and surveying.

[CousinDave]

The only thing worse than being unemployed is being unemployed and living in Texas. :icon_conf


Texas would be great except for the heat. Ohio & PA are bad enough.

[Stig]

Lovely? Have you seen what the people look like who live there?

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/2246433065_0de05a6afa.jpg

He's no steer...must be the other thing they have there.

[KSA1001]

Lovely? Have you seen what the people look like who live there?

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/2246433065_0de05a6afa.jpg

Now that's just wrong

[crippledalbino]

I wouldn't know.....my company didn't even have any lay-offs....we're having a party today. We're playing a game where we see how much extra money we can put in a trash can. Then we'll prolly get bored and just burn it all while we sing "The Yellow Rose of Texas" for about the 800th time today. It sucks down here.

Your company didn't have layoffs because you're trying to sell credit lines to poor people. That's always an industry that's going to be profitable.

[KSA1001]

Autocad drafter. Civil engineering and surveying.

AHHH..did a stint at an Architecture firm in NYC..that damn Autocad is a resource hog on a pc.

[crippledalbino]

You idiot! The string is cut into 7.62 cm lengths!
Make that into millimeters and you've got yourself some weaponry, son.
Autocad drafter. Civil engineering and surveying.
Gay, gay, gay, gay, and gay.
Now that's just wrong

You're so not kidding.

[crippledalbino]

AHHH..did a stint at an Architecture firm in NYC..that damn Autocad is a resource hog on a pc.

Not actually autocad:
http://www.unoclean.com/Janitorial-Supplies/Mopping-Equipment/RCP6173GRA-Rubbermaid-Commercial-Janitor-Cart.jpg

[Mobo]

Lovely? Have you seen what the people look like who live there?

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/2246433065_0de05a6afa.jpg

What a handsome young gentleman.....he looks very....employed.

Your company didn't have layoffs because you're trying to sell credit lines to poor people. That's always an industry that's going to be profitable.

awww....whatsamatta poopsie? You need a loan? or a job? I got both.....and we don't sell shit....we work for credit unions that sell the loans to poor people....I'm removed one step from the problem, therefore, I'm not part of the problem.

[crippledalbino]

What a handsome young gentleman.....he looks very....employed.



awww....whatsamatta poopsie? You need a loan? or a job? I got both.....and we don't sell shit....we work for credit unions that sell the loans to poor people....I'm removed one step from the problem, therefore, I'm not part of the problem.

Hey, it's not my fault I don't have a job. It's Obama. And Bush! And AIG! And Enron!

[CousinDave]

Hey, it's not my fault I don't have a job. It's Obama. And Bush! And AIG! And Enron!

might as well blame, Clinton, Regan and the jews too.

[crippledalbino]

might as well blame, Clinton, Regan and the jews too.

Blame them for what, awkward comma usage?
And blame them for pop tarts!
http://dannyslavich.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/brianregan1.jpg

[Stig]

Gay, gay, gay, gay, and gay.


You're so not kidding.

You are a mean, bitter person.

I admire that.

[Mobo]

Hey, it's not my fault I don't have a job. It's Obama. And Bush! And AIG! And Enron!

Joking comment to mask hurt due to closeness to reality.

might as well blame, Clinton, Regan and the jews too.

literal comment to bore everyone to tears due to it's repetitiveness.


is this the Regan of which you speak?

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Thriller/ExorcistRegan4.jpg

[crippledalbino]

You are a mean, bitter person.

I admire that.

Joking comment to mask hurt due to closeness to reality.




I wonder if this is the moment that years later I will describe as my 'bottom' when I finally got my act together and started living a life that had any value at all.
Ha ha, I said 'bottom'.

[Blue Heeler]

Joking comment to mask hurt due to closeness to reality.



literal comment to bore everyone to tears due to it's repetitiveness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRJIyjbiPcs

[Stig]

I wonder if this is the moment that years later I will describe as my 'bottom' when I finally got my act together and started living a life that had any value at all.
Ha ha, I'm a sloppy party 'bottom'.

No. Not a chance. You have so much further to go.

[crippledalbino]

No. Not a chance. You have so much further to go.

My consolation in life is that I've got twelve years to make something of myself before I become you.

[Stig]

My consolation in life is that I've got twelve years to make something of myself before I become you.

It goes by quickly. Better get to work.

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRJIyjbiPcs

That narrator rooned the motion comic.....c'mon Warner bros....you couldn't put together 4 or 5 unknown voice actors to do the fuckin' thing? So that the ONE guy doesn't have to do EVERYONE'S FUCKING VOICES?!?!? EVEN THE CHICKS?!?!?!

[crippledalbino]

It goes by quickly. Better get to work.

Well, it's a trade-off. You've got a job that doesn't pay you and no 401K. I've got no job that DOES pay me and I've got a 401K.

Holy shit, how do I win?

[Blue Heeler]

Better get to work.

Ironic humor

[Blue Heeler]

That narrator rooned the motion comic.....c'mon Warner bros....you couldn't put together 4 or 5 unknown voice actors to do the fuckin' thing? So that the ONE guy doesn't have to do EVERYONE'S FUCKING VOICES?!?!? EVEN THE CHICKS?!?!?!

The VO guy just sucks...sometimes a single voice is great, you should listen to "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein...great VO, even the chicks.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Recent replay but so what...love this bit.

Over the top Dr. Smith yell is great.

[Blue Heeler]

Stig, did Coke ever release that 3 panel?

[crippledalbino]

Stig, did Coke ever release that 3 panel?

The Cripple Delivers:
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/coketoon1.jpg

[Mobo]

The VO guy just sucks...sometimes a single voice is great, you should listen to "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein...great VO, even the chicks.

But why do one of the best ensemble pieces commited to paper with one...freaking...guy.....it just makes no sense to me.

[crippledalbino]

Accused of killing three Pittsburgh police officers in an incident that shook the city's sense of security, Richard Andrew Poplawski was sometimes described as intelligent and thoughtful, but he was prone to violence in relationships and racism in his writings that he hid even from those who had long known him.

A shifting set of goals -- life as a Marine, dental school, computers, business -- ended in failures and frustration directed at society, rather than himself.

That's what records and personal accounts suggest about the 22-year-old man arrested after the April 4 shootout at 1016 Fairfield St. in Stanton Heights that left officers Eric G. Kelly, Stephen J. Mayhle and Paul J. Sciullo II dead.

"I didn't know of his beliefs that have come out. I wasn't aware of it, that he had guns," said his father, Richard Alvin Poplawski, who last saw his son two years ago, after an on-again, off-again relationship. "There was no indication of any animosity towards anyone."

That was around the time, though, that the younger Mr. Poplawski started posting on racist Web sites, writing about favorite guns and describing non-white people as "putrid."

"That's not the Richard that I knew," said Debbie Devine, Richard Andrew Poplawski's great aunt. "Richard was totally different. He was a good kid."

Born Sept. 12, 1986, to parents of mismatched age who had been married six months, he would not know stability.

His father and mother, Margaret, married when he was 32 and she was 17 and were fighting when their son was just 5 months old, according to divorce records. He threw her against a wall, kicked her in the ribs and dragged her across the floor, her accusations in court filings say.

The mother was arrested for driving while intoxicated, as the father would be in later years. She got custody, he got visiting rights.

The divorce, finalized in 1989, was followed by 15 years of sporadic court fights over unpaid child support.

Ms. Poplawski became a licensed registered nurse in September 1990, working at, among other places, Lifecare Hospital on Penn Avenue in Wilkinsburg. Her license is still valid.

She enrolled her son in Catholic schools in Bloomfield. His father, who lives in East McKeesport, was periodically involved.

"We went to the zoo, you know. And he loved to go bowling," said Richard Alvin Poplawski. "We went to places, like a kid!"

Richard Andrew Poplawski was close to his grandmother, Catherine Scott, and was embraced by the extended family.

Ms. Devine said her great nephew attended all of the children's birthday parties. "He came to all the family functions we had," she said. "We talked. We had fun."

Her 9-year-old granddaughter -- who is Mr. Poplawski's second cousin -- often went shopping with him and played in the park. "He just adored her, and she adored him," Ms. Devine said.

As a teenager, he enrolled at North Catholic High School but would not graduate.

"He attended North Catholic, and the administrators here talked to his parents his junior year and suggested that he leave North Catholic, which he did," said North Catholic President Frank Orga. "In terms of grades, discipline or things of that nature, we cannot comment on that."

Unlike most 18-year-olds, Mr. Poplawski registered to vote almost as soon as he was legal. His party affiliation was Republican. He voted in the 2004 and 2008 presidential general elections.

He joined the Marines, effective Dec. 13, 2004, and attended boot camp but was discharged three weeks later. The Marine Corps had not responded by Post-Gazette deadline to a request for records of his tenure there.

Family friend John Orlando, who knew Mr. Poplawski for most of his life and called him "Popa," said the experience of failing at becoming a Marine "turned him the wrong way," making him angry.

After Mr. Poplawski's discharge, his reunion with his girlfriend, Melissa Gladish, did not go well. She got a protection-from-abuse order against him six weeks later, alleging that he grabbed her hair, threatened her and spoke of a buried gun. He was found in contempt of the order after he showed up at her workplace and proposed marriage.

His writings later would indicate that a soured relationship with a woman -- it's not clear who -- colored his attitude.

Researchers at the Anti-Defamation League have pieced together what they believe, based on screen names and photos, to be postings by Mr. Poplawski, largely on www.stormfront.org, a "White Pride" Web site.

He posted what purports to be a picture of the woman he's writing about with "her next boyfriend," who is black. He also wrote of trying to chase down "groids," whom he accused of stealing his mother's car.

He moved to Florida in 2006 because, according to Ms. Devine, he liked warmth and beaches.

"He moved away from his family. He later said he had problems with his family," said Dana Kaufman, who rented him a room in a house she owned.

She had no reservations about renting to the polite, well-dressed young man who said he would go to dental school. "He was like a smart, really smooth kind of person. I did see mail from a dental school, so I thought he was on the road to doing that."

But he ended up working for a glass company. It was dirty work. "The carpets were all muddy and black," Ms. Kaufman said.

When she left for a few days, Mr. Poplawski offered to watch her white German shepherd, and she returned to find the dog gone. When her boyfriend confronted him about it, Mr. Poplawski reported the loss to the Palm Beach County sheriff's office, "due to the fact that if things escalate, he wanted this situation documented," according to the sheriff's report.

Ms. Kaufman told him to leave, and he moved next door, sharing a house with Gerard Carrano, now a respiratory therapist.

"He was very polite, he was very well-spoken and a well-groomed young man," Mr. Carrano said. He spoke lovingly of his grandmother, Mr. Carrano said, but seemed disappointed in his mother.

Mr. Poplawski's scholarly ambitions shifted from dentistry to computers. Mr. Carrano said he didn't pick up on any racism, though Mr. Poplawski did refer to the Haitians with whom he worked as "dirty people."

Mr. Carrano did not interpret the large eagle tattoo on his housemate as a sign of fringe thinking. In online writings in February of this year, the author believed to be Mr. Poplawski called the tattoo "a deliberately Americanized version of the iron eagle" -- a Nazi symbol used by domestic racist groups -- and "symbolic of freedom and nationalism."

"Something bad happened to his mom, and he had to go back to Pittsburgh," Mr. Carrano said. Mr. Poplawski wasn't happy about returning home. The night before he left, he swam into the middle of Lake Wellington, Mr. Carrano said, despite warnings of the alligators there.

"He told me he left Florida because he was tired of just working to live," said the elder Mr. Poplawski, who went bowling with his son after his return to Pittsburgh. "He talked to me like a man who was like, 'Dad, I'm going to make some money, I'm going to make a lot of money, I'm going to find a way to succeed.' And with his intelligence, I thought he would. I knew he would."

Instead, the online postings attributed to Richard Andrew Poplawski became angrier.

In early 2007, the writings dealt with tattoos and favorite firearms. Late that year, a racist tone emerges, including criticism of what is referred to as "the black attitude," including "head bobbing and the lip smacking and the ebonic bubonic slurring." He begins to refer to "ultimate victory for our people."

He insulted one Stanton Heights resident who is African American with a racial slur to his face, according to the man, who asked not to be named. One of Mr. Poplawski's close friends became the subject of police interest for alleged drug dealing, neighbors said.

Mr. Poplawski began buying firearms through GunBroker.com and Braverman Arms Co. in Wilkinsburg. He lauded his AK-47 in a December 2008 Web posting.

By February of this year, he was wondering whose side the police would be on in a conflagration he predicted. An online account of post-Super Bowl revelry included an effort to talk with the police deployed to prevent disturbances.

"Me (from the sidewalk): 'Hey! When the • • • • really hits the fan, I hope you guys are on our side....!!'" he wrote. "I can only hope that at least some [of] our men and women in uniform have their heart in the right place."

"One thing I will say is, he didn't have any animosity toward police," said Roman Lawniczak, a friend of Mr. Poplawski. He called the online writings "really kind of creepy. That's a side none of us knew."

By mid-March, he was writing about "the eventuality of a collapse of economic and social order in this country. All signs seem to point to a once great nation in the midst [of] its last gasp, suffocating under the weight [of] fiscal irresponsibility.

"If a total collapse is what it takes to wake our brethren and guarantee future generations of white children walk this continent, if that is what it takes to restore our freedoms and recapture our land: let it begin this very second and not a moment later."

Eddie Perkovic, who described himself as Mr. Poplawski's best friend, said his friend moved out of the Stanton Heights home Ms. Poplawski bought in 1999 and went to Greensburg to get away from his mother. But then Mr. Poplawski's grandfather had a seizure, and Ms. Scott had to take care of him.

Mr. Poplawski "moved back [to Stanton Heights] to take some of the burden off his grandmother," Mr. Perkovic said. That was about a year ago, he estimated.

A woman who lives on Fairfield Street said that after she had a baby, he shoveled her walk and driveway and offered to take out the trash.

The neighbor said that Ms. Poplawski and her mother, Ms. Scott, who lived in the house during the week, would argue frequently.

During one fight, the neighbor saw Ms. Poplawski throw a television and a kitchen chair out of the front door. "They woke me up at night screaming and fighting," the neighbor said.

Mr. Orlando said Ms. Poplawski "basically did the best she could" raising her son but "got stressed out over time and didn't want to deal with it anymore."

About a year ago, Mr. Poplawski stopped working to have knee surgery, according to Ms. Devine. Later he took to walking two pit bull mixes, now 7 months old, that the family adopted from the Animal Rescue League of Western Pennsylvania. After the shootings, city Animal Control returned them to the shelter. Charlotte Grimme, the shelter's executive director, described them as healthy and good-tempered.

But it was one of those dogs urinating on the carpet that apparently prompted the argument between Mr. Poplawski and his mother that spawned her 911 call and brought unsuspecting police into an apparent ambush.

In the hours after the standoff ended and during interviews with detectives, Mr. Poplawski bragged about his actions, telling them he thought he might have killed as many as five officers.

The tragedy has left those close to Mr. Poplawski empty of answers and divided.

On Monday, Harrison police were called to Ms. Poplawski's cousin's home on North Meadow Street in Natrona Heights for a domestic disturbance. Ms. Poplawski "was fighting with her relatives over what happened," said Officer Jim Austin. "Everybody was giving their opinions, and she didn't like what they were saying."

It ended with Ms. Poplawski leaving peacefully.

Ms. Devine said she feels terrible about the officers and their families. "They shouldn't have lost their lives," she said. "I can't comprehend a 3-year-old and a 6-year-old growing up without their father over an argument about dog urine," she said in an apparent reference to the two young daughters Officer Mayhle leaves behind. "The only ones that can are Richard, God, and his mother."

"No one can understand what my son's going through, what the families of those officers" are going through, said Richard Alvin Poplawski.

On Fairfield Street on Wednesday, Catherine Scott pulled up in a white Chevy and stood silently before the house as police boarded up its windows and doors, then continued their days-long examination of the premises.

After a while, she struck up a conversation with Detective Cynthia Smith. Before they embraced, the breeze that kept the American flags and black ribbons fluttering carried her sobs, the word "sorry" and the hard-to-fathom claim: "He was a good boy."

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09102/962297-53.stm

Replay.

[Mobo]

Carried over from the R&F LT 'cause it's funny:
Wall of text hits YOU for 2 damage!

2 damage!

[LiddyRules]

The VO guy just sucks...sometimes a single voice is great, you should listen to "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein...great VO, even the chicks. Guy Laurie really sucked.

Accused of killing three Pittsburgh police officers in an incident that shook the city's sense of security, Richard Andrew Poplawski was sometimes described as intelligent and thoughtful, but he was prone to violence in relationships and racism in his writings that he hid even from those who had long known him.

A shifting set of goals -- life as a Marine, dental school, computers, business -- ended in failures and frustration directed at society, rather than himself.

That's what records and personal accounts suggest about the 22-year-old man arrested after the April 4 shootout at 1016 Fairfield St. in Stanton Heights that left officers Eric G. Kelly, Stephen J. Mayhle and Paul J. Sciullo II dead.

"I didn't know of his beliefs that have come out. I wasn't aware of it, that he had guns," said his father, Richard Alvin Poplawski, who last saw his son two years ago, after an on-again, off-again relationship. "There was no indication of any animosity towards anyone."

That was around the time, though, that the younger Mr. Poplawski started posting on racist Web sites, writing about favorite guns and describing non-white people as "putrid."

"That's not the Richard that I knew," said Debbie Devine, Richard Andrew Poplawski's great aunt. "Richard was totally different. He was a good kid."

Born Sept. 12, 1986, to parents of mismatched age who had been married six months, he would not know stability.

His father and mother, Margaret, married when he was 32 and she was 17 and were fighting when their son was just 5 months old, according to divorce records. He threw her against a wall, kicked her in the ribs and dragged her across the floor, her accusations in court filings say.

The mother was arrested for driving while intoxicated, as the father would be in later years. She got custody, he got visiting rights.

The divorce, finalized in 1989, was followed by 15 years of sporadic court fights over unpaid child support.

Ms. Poplawski became a licensed registered nurse in September 1990, working at, among other places, Lifecare Hospital on Penn Avenue in Wilkinsburg. Her license is still valid.

She enrolled her son in Catholic schools in Bloomfield. His father, who lives in East McKeesport, was periodically involved.

"We went to the zoo, you know. And he loved to go bowling," said Richard Alvin Poplawski. "We went to places, like a kid!"

Richard Andrew Poplawski was close to his grandmother, Catherine Scott, and was embraced by the extended family.

Ms. Devine said her great nephew attended all of the children's birthday parties. "He came to all the family functions we had," she said. "We talked. We had fun."

Her 9-year-old granddaughter -- who is Mr. Poplawski's second cousin -- often went shopping with him and played in the park. "He just adored her, and she adored him," Ms. Devine said.

As a teenager, he enrolled at North Catholic High School but would not graduate.

"He attended North Catholic, and the administrators here talked to his parents his junior year and suggested that he leave North Catholic, which he did," said North Catholic President Frank Orga. "In terms of grades, discipline or things of that nature, we cannot comment on that."

Unlike most 18-year-olds, Mr. Poplawski registered to vote almost as soon as he was legal. His party affiliation was Republican. He voted in the 2004 and 2008 presidential general elections.

He joined the Marines, effective Dec. 13, 2004, and attended boot camp but was discharged three weeks later. The Marine Corps had not responded by Post-Gazette deadline to a request for records of his tenure there.

Family friend John Orlando, who knew Mr. Poplawski for most of his life and called him "Popa," said the experience of failing at becoming a Marine "turned him the wrong way," making him angry.

After Mr. Poplawski's discharge, his reunion with his girlfriend, Melissa Gladish, did not go well. She got a protection-from-abuse order against him six weeks later, alleging that he grabbed her hair, threatened her and spoke of a buried gun. He was found in contempt of the order after he showed up at her workplace and proposed marriage.

His writings later would indicate that a soured relationship with a woman -- it's not clear who -- colored his attitude.

Researchers at the Anti-Defamation League have pieced together what they believe, based on screen names and photos, to be postings by Mr. Poplawski, largely on www.stormfront.org, a "White Pride" Web site.

He posted what purports to be a picture of the woman he's writing about with "her next boyfriend," who is black. He also wrote of trying to chase down "groids," whom he accused of stealing his mother's car.

He moved to Florida in 2006 because, according to Ms. Devine, he liked warmth and beaches.

"He moved away from his family. He later said he had problems with his family," said Dana Kaufman, who rented him a room in a house she owned.

She had no reservations about renting to the polite, well-dressed young man who said he would go to dental school. "He was like a smart, really smooth kind of person. I did see mail from a dental school, so I thought he was on the road to doing that."

But he ended up working for a glass company. It was dirty work. "The carpets were all muddy and black," Ms. Kaufman said.

When she left for a few days, Mr. Poplawski offered to watch her white German shepherd, and she returned to find the dog gone. When her boyfriend confronted him about it, Mr. Poplawski reported the loss to the Palm Beach County sheriff's office, "due to the fact that if things escalate, he wanted this situation documented," according to the sheriff's report.

Ms. Kaufman told him to leave, and he moved next door, sharing a house with Gerard Carrano, now a respiratory therapist.

"He was very polite, he was very well-spoken and a well-groomed young man," Mr. Carrano said. He spoke lovingly of his grandmother, Mr. Carrano said, but seemed disappointed in his mother.

Mr. Poplawski's scholarly ambitions shifted from dentistry to computers. Mr. Carrano said he didn't pick up on any racism, though Mr. Poplawski did refer to the Haitians with whom he worked as "dirty people."

Mr. Carrano did not interpret the large eagle tattoo on his housemate as a sign of fringe thinking. In online writings in February of this year, the author believed to be Mr. Poplawski called the tattoo "a deliberately Americanized version of the iron eagle" -- a Nazi symbol used by domestic racist groups -- and "symbolic of freedom and nationalism."

"Something bad happened to his mom, and he had to go back to Pittsburgh," Mr. Carrano said. Mr. Poplawski wasn't happy about returning home. The night before he left, he swam into the middle of Lake Wellington, Mr. Carrano said, despite warnings of the alligators there.

"He told me he left Florida because he was tired of just working to live," said the elder Mr. Poplawski, who went bowling with his son after his return to Pittsburgh. "He talked to me like a man who was like, 'Dad, I'm going to make some money, I'm going to make a lot of money, I'm going to find a way to succeed.' And with his intelligence, I thought he would. I knew he would."

Instead, the online postings attributed to Richard Andrew Poplawski became angrier.

In early 2007, the writings dealt with tattoos and favorite firearms. Late that year, a racist tone emerges, including criticism of what is referred to as "the black attitude," including "head bobbing and the lip smacking and the ebonic bubonic slurring." He begins to refer to "ultimate victory for our people."

He insulted one Stanton Heights resident who is African American with a racial slur to his face, according to the man, who asked not to be named. One of Mr. Poplawski's close friends became the subject of police interest for alleged drug dealing, neighbors said.

Mr. Poplawski began buying firearms through GunBroker.com and Braverman Arms Co. in Wilkinsburg. He lauded his AK-47 in a December 2008 Web posting.

By February of this year, he was wondering whose side the police would be on in a conflagration he predicted. An online account of post-Super Bowl revelry included an effort to talk with the police deployed to prevent disturbances.

"Me (from the sidewalk): 'Hey! When the • • • • really hits the fan, I hope you guys are on our side....!!'" he wrote. "I can only hope that at least some [of] our men and women in uniform have their heart in the right place."

"One thing I will say is, he didn't have any animosity toward police," said Roman Lawniczak, a friend of Mr. Poplawski. He called the online writings "really kind of creepy. That's a side none of us knew."

By mid-March, he was writing about "the eventuality of a collapse of economic and social order in this country. All signs seem to point to a once great nation in the midst [of] its last gasp, suffocating under the weight [of] fiscal irresponsibility.

"If a total collapse is what it takes to wake our brethren and guarantee future generations of white children walk this continent, if that is what it takes to restore our freedoms and recapture our land: let it begin this very second and not a moment later."

Eddie Perkovic, who described himself as Mr. Poplawski's best friend, said his friend moved out of the Stanton Heights home Ms. Poplawski bought in 1999 and went to Greensburg to get away from his mother. But then Mr. Poplawski's grandfather had a seizure, and Ms. Scott had to take care of him.

Mr. Poplawski "moved back [to Stanton Heights] to take some of the burden off his grandmother," Mr. Perkovic said. That was about a year ago, he estimated.

A woman who lives on Fairfield Street said that after she had a baby, he shoveled her walk and driveway and offered to take out the trash.

The neighbor said that Ms. Poplawski and her mother, Ms. Scott, who lived in the house during the week, would argue frequently.

During one fight, the neighbor saw Ms. Poplawski throw a television and a kitchen chair out of the front door. "They woke me up at night screaming and fighting," the neighbor said.

Mr. Orlando said Ms. Poplawski "basically did the best she could" raising her son but "got stressed out over time and didn't want to deal with it anymore."

About a year ago, Mr. Poplawski stopped working to have knee surgery, according to Ms. Devine. Later he took to walking two pit bull mixes, now 7 months old, that the family adopted from the Animal Rescue League of Western Pennsylvania. After the shootings, city Animal Control returned them to the shelter. Charlotte Grimme, the shelter's executive director, described them as healthy and good-tempered.

But it was one of those dogs urinating on the carpet that apparently prompted the argument between Mr. Poplawski and his mother that spawned her 911 call and brought unsuspecting police into an apparent ambush.

In the hours after the standoff ended and during interviews with detectives, Mr. Poplawski bragged about his actions, telling them he thought he might have killed as many as five officers.

The tragedy has left those close to Mr. Poplawski empty of answers and divided.

On Monday, Harrison police were called to Ms. Poplawski's cousin's home on North Meadow Street in Natrona Heights for a domestic disturbance. Ms. Poplawski "was fighting with her relatives over what happened," said Officer Jim Austin. "Everybody was giving their opinions, and she didn't like what they were saying."

It ended with Ms. Poplawski leaving peacefully.

Ms. Devine said she feels terrible about the officers and their families. "They shouldn't have lost their lives," she said. "I can't comprehend a 3-year-old and a 6-year-old growing up without their father over an argument about dog urine," she said in an apparent reference to the two young daughters Officer Mayhle leaves behind. "The only ones that can are Richard, God, and his mother."

"No one can understand what my son's going through, what the families of those officers" are going through, said Richard Alvin Poplawski.

On Fairfield Street on Wednesday, Catherine Scott pulled up in a white Chevy and stood silently before the house as police boarded up its windows and doors, then continued their days-long examination of the premises.

After a while, she struck up a conversation with Detective Cynthia Smith. Before they embraced, the breeze that kept the American flags and black ribbons fluttering carried her sobs, the word "sorry" and the hard-to-fathom claim: "He was a good boy."

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09102/962297-53.stm

[Stig]

Re-Kay

[crippledalbino]

Re-Kay

Accused of killing three Pittsburgh police officers in an incident that shook the city's sense of security, Richard Andrew Poplawski was sometimes described as intelligent and thoughtful, but he was prone to violence in relationships and racism in his writings that he hid even from those who had long known him.

A shifting set of goals -- life as a Marine, dental school, computers, business -- ended in failures and frustration directed at society, rather than himself.

That's what records and personal accounts suggest about the 22-year-old man arrested after the April 4 shootout at 1016 Fairfield St. in Stanton Heights that left officers Eric G. Kelly, Stephen J. Mayhle and Paul J. Sciullo II dead.

"I didn't know of his beliefs that have come out. I wasn't aware of it, that he had guns," said his father, Richard Alvin Poplawski, who last saw his son two years ago, after an on-again, off-again relationship. "There was no indication of any animosity towards anyone."

That was around the time, though, that the younger Mr. Poplawski started posting on racist Web sites, writing about favorite guns and describing non-white people as "putrid."

"That's not the Richard that I knew," said Debbie Devine, Richard Andrew Poplawski's great aunt. "Richard was totally different. He was a good kid."

Born Sept. 12, 1986, to parents of mismatched age who had been married six months, he would not know stability.

His father and mother, Margaret, married when he was 32 and she was 17 and were fighting when their son was just 5 months old, according to divorce records. He threw her against a wall, kicked her in the ribs and dragged her across the floor, her accusations in court filings say.

The mother was arrested for driving while intoxicated, as the father would be in later years. She got custody, he got visiting rights.

The divorce, finalized in 1989, was followed by 15 years of sporadic court fights over unpaid child support.

Ms. Poplawski became a licensed registered nurse in September 1990, working at, among other places, Lifecare Hospital on Penn Avenue in Wilkinsburg. Her license is still valid.

She enrolled her son in Catholic schools in Bloomfield. His father, who lives in East McKeesport, was periodically involved.

"We went to the zoo, you know. And he loved to go bowling," said Richard Alvin Poplawski. "We went to places, like a kid!"

Richard Andrew Poplawski was close to his grandmother, Catherine Scott, and was embraced by the extended family.

Ms. Devine said her great nephew attended all of the children's birthday parties. "He came to all the family functions we had," she said. "We talked. We had fun."

Her 9-year-old granddaughter -- who is Mr. Poplawski's second cousin -- often went shopping with him and played in the park. "He just adored her, and she adored him," Ms. Devine said.

As a teenager, he enrolled at North Catholic High School but would not graduate.

"He attended North Catholic, and the administrators here talked to his parents his junior year and suggested that he leave North Catholic, which he did," said North Catholic President Frank Orga. "In terms of grades, discipline or things of that nature, we cannot comment on that."

Unlike most 18-year-olds, Mr. Poplawski registered to vote almost as soon as he was legal. His party affiliation was Republican. He voted in the 2004 and 2008 presidential general elections.

He joined the Marines, effective Dec. 13, 2004, and attended boot camp but was discharged three weeks later. The Marine Corps had not responded by Post-Gazette deadline to a request for records of his tenure there.

Family friend John Orlando, who knew Mr. Poplawski for most of his life and called him "Popa," said the experience of failing at becoming a Marine "turned him the wrong way," making him angry.

After Mr. Poplawski's discharge, his reunion with his girlfriend, Melissa Gladish, did not go well. She got a protection-from-abuse order against him six weeks later, alleging that he grabbed her hair, threatened her and spoke of a buried gun. He was found in contempt of the order after he showed up at her workplace and proposed marriage.

His writings later would indicate that a soured relationship with a woman -- it's not clear who -- colored his attitude.

Researchers at the Anti-Defamation League have pieced together what they believe, based on screen names and photos, to be postings by Mr. Poplawski, largely on www.stormfront.org, a "White Pride" Web site.

He posted what purports to be a picture of the woman he's writing about with "her next boyfriend," who is black. He also wrote of trying to chase down "groids," whom he accused of stealing his mother's car.

He moved to Florida in 2006 because, according to Ms. Devine, he liked warmth and beaches.

"He moved away from his family. He later said he had problems with his family," said Dana Kaufman, who rented him a room in a house she owned.

She had no reservations about renting to the polite, well-dressed young man who said he would go to dental school. "He was like a smart, really smooth kind of person. I did see mail from a dental school, so I thought he was on the road to doing that."

But he ended up working for a glass company. It was dirty work. "The carpets were all muddy and black," Ms. Kaufman said.

When she left for a few days, Mr. Poplawski offered to watch her white German shepherd, and she returned to find the dog gone. When her boyfriend confronted him about it, Mr. Poplawski reported the loss to the Palm Beach County sheriff's office, "due to the fact that if things escalate, he wanted this situation documented," according to the sheriff's report.

Ms. Kaufman told him to leave, and he moved next door, sharing a house with Gerard Carrano, now a respiratory therapist.

"He was very polite, he was very well-spoken and a well-groomed young man," Mr. Carrano said. He spoke lovingly of his grandmother, Mr. Carrano said, but seemed disappointed in his mother.

Mr. Poplawski's scholarly ambitions shifted from dentistry to computers. Mr. Carrano said he didn't pick up on any racism, though Mr. Poplawski did refer to the Haitians with whom he worked as "dirty people."

Mr. Carrano did not interpret the large eagle tattoo on his housemate as a sign of fringe thinking. In online writings in February of this year, the author believed to be Mr. Poplawski called the tattoo "a deliberately Americanized version of the iron eagle" -- a Nazi symbol used by domestic racist groups -- and "symbolic of freedom and nationalism."

"Something bad happened to his mom, and he had to go back to Pittsburgh," Mr. Carrano said. Mr. Poplawski wasn't happy about returning home. The night before he left, he swam into the middle of Lake Wellington, Mr. Carrano said, despite warnings of the alligators there.

"He told me he left Florida because he was tired of just working to live," said the elder Mr. Poplawski, who went bowling with his son after his return to Pittsburgh. "He talked to me like a man who was like, 'Dad, I'm going to make some money, I'm going to make a lot of money, I'm going to find a way to succeed.' And with his intelligence, I thought he would. I knew he would."

Instead, the online postings attributed to Richard Andrew Poplawski became angrier.

In early 2007, the writings dealt with tattoos and favorite firearms. Late that year, a racist tone emerges, including criticism of what is referred to as "the black attitude," including "head bobbing and the lip smacking and the ebonic bubonic slurring." He begins to refer to "ultimate victory for our people."

He insulted one Stanton Heights resident who is African American with a racial slur to his face, according to the man, who asked not to be named. One of Mr. Poplawski's close friends became the subject of police interest for alleged drug dealing, neighbors said.

Mr. Poplawski began buying firearms through GunBroker.com and Braverman Arms Co. in Wilkinsburg. He lauded his AK-47 in a December 2008 Web posting.

By February of this year, he was wondering whose side the police would be on in a conflagration he predicted. An online account of post-Super Bowl revelry included an effort to talk with the police deployed to prevent disturbances.

"Me (from the sidewalk): 'Hey! When the • • • • really hits the fan, I hope you guys are on our side....!!'" he wrote. "I can only hope that at least some [of] our men and women in uniform have their heart in the right place."

"One thing I will say is, he didn't have any animosity toward police," said Roman Lawniczak, a friend of Mr. Poplawski. He called the online writings "really kind of creepy. That's a side none of us knew."

By mid-March, he was writing about "the eventuality of a collapse of economic and social order in this country. All signs seem to point to a once great nation in the midst [of] its last gasp, suffocating under the weight [of] fiscal irresponsibility.

"If a total collapse is what it takes to wake our brethren and guarantee future generations of white children walk this continent, if that is what it takes to restore our freedoms and recapture our land: let it begin this very second and not a moment later."

Eddie Perkovic, who described himself as Mr. Poplawski's best friend, said his friend moved out of the Stanton Heights home Ms. Poplawski bought in 1999 and went to Greensburg to get away from his mother. But then Mr. Poplawski's grandfather had a seizure, and Ms. Scott had to take care of him.

Mr. Poplawski "moved back [to Stanton Heights] to take some of the burden off his grandmother," Mr. Perkovic said. That was about a year ago, he estimated.

A woman who lives on Fairfield Street said that after she had a baby, he shoveled her walk and driveway and offered to take out the trash.

The neighbor said that Ms. Poplawski and her mother, Ms. Scott, who lived in the house during the week, would argue frequently.

During one fight, the neighbor saw Ms. Poplawski throw a television and a kitchen chair out of the front door. "They woke me up at night screaming and fighting," the neighbor said.

Mr. Orlando said Ms. Poplawski "basically did the best she could" raising her son but "got stressed out over time and didn't want to deal with it anymore."

About a year ago, Mr. Poplawski stopped working to have knee surgery, according to Ms. Devine. Later he took to walking two pit bull mixes, now 7 months old, that the family adopted from the Animal Rescue League of Western Pennsylvania. After the shootings, city Animal Control returned them to the shelter. Charlotte Grimme, the shelter's executive director, described them as healthy and good-tempered.

But it was one of those dogs urinating on the carpet that apparently prompted the argument between Mr. Poplawski and his mother that spawned her 911 call and brought unsuspecting police into an apparent ambush.

In the hours after the standoff ended and during interviews with detectives, Mr. Poplawski bragged about his actions, telling them he thought he might have killed as many as five officers.

The tragedy has left those close to Mr. Poplawski empty of answers and divided.

On Monday, Harrison police were called to Ms. Poplawski's cousin's home on North Meadow Street in Natrona Heights for a domestic disturbance. Ms. Poplawski "was fighting with her relatives over what happened," said Officer Jim Austin. "Everybody was giving their opinions, and she didn't like what they were saying."

It ended with Ms. Poplawski leaving peacefully.

Ms. Devine said she feels terrible about the officers and their families. "They shouldn't have lost their lives," she said. "I can't comprehend a 3-year-old and a 6-year-old growing up without their father over an argument about dog urine," she said in an apparent reference to the two young daughters Officer Mayhle leaves behind. "The only ones that can are Richard, God, and his mother."

"No one can understand what my son's going through, what the families of those officers" are going through, said Richard Alvin Poplawski.

On Fairfield Street on Wednesday, Catherine Scott pulled up in a white Chevy and stood silently before the house as police boarded up its windows and doors, then continued their days-long examination of the premises.

After a while, she struck up a conversation with Detective Cynthia Smith. Before they embraced, the breeze that kept the American flags and black ribbons fluttering carried her sobs, the word "sorry" and the hard-to-fathom claim: "He was a good boy."

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09102/962297-53.stm



Fixed

[Mobo]

Crip.....I hate your new thread.....that being said, I take a certain pleasure in the fact that I'm tied for first....

[Wilmington WOW]

what are we trying to get 3 posts per page?


re-kay

i watched this last night
i think over 15 million people have viewed the various clips of her appearance


edit: perhaps less than that

[crippledalbino]

Crip.....I hate your new thread.....that being said, I take a certain pleasure in the fact that I'm tied for first....

It's in bizarro, though, so it's only a matter of time before it becomes a fishing trick.

[Stig]

Fixed

Thanks.

Accused of killing three Pittsburgh police officers in an incident that shook the city's sense of security, Richard Andrew Poplawski was sometimes described as intelligent and thoughtful, but he was prone to violence in relationships and racism in his writings that he hid even from those who had long known him.

A shifting set of goals -- life as a Marine, dental school, computers, business -- ended in failures and frustration directed at society, rather than himself.

That's what records and personal accounts suggest about the 22-year-old man arrested after the April 4 shootout at 1016 Fairfield St. in Stanton Heights that left officers Eric G. Kelly, Stephen J. Mayhle and Paul J. Sciullo II dead.

"I didn't know of his beliefs that have come out. I wasn't aware of it, that he had guns," said his father, Richard Alvin Poplawski, who last saw his son two years ago, after an on-again, off-again relationship. "There was no indication of any animosity towards anyone."

That was around the time, though, that the younger Mr. Poplawski started posting on racist Web sites, writing about favorite guns and describing non-white people as "putrid."

"That's not the Richard that I knew," said Debbie Devine, Richard Andrew Poplawski's great aunt. "Richard was totally different. He was a good kid."

Born Sept. 12, 1986, to parents of mismatched age who had been married six months, he would not know stability.

His father and mother, Margaret, married when he was 32 and she was 17 and were fighting when their son was just 5 months old, according to divorce records. He threw her against a wall, kicked her in the ribs and dragged her across the floor, her accusations in court filings say.

The mother was arrested for driving while intoxicated, as the father would be in later years. She got custody, he got visiting rights.

The divorce, finalized in 1989, was followed by 15 years of sporadic court fights over unpaid child support.

Ms. Poplawski became a licensed registered nurse in September 1990, working at, among other places, Lifecare Hospital on Penn Avenue in Wilkinsburg. Her license is still valid.

She enrolled her son in Catholic schools in Bloomfield. His father, who lives in East McKeesport, was periodically involved.

"We went to the zoo, you know. And he loved to go bowling," said Richard Alvin Poplawski. "We went to places, like a kid!"

Richard Andrew Poplawski was close to his grandmother, Catherine Scott, and was embraced by the extended family.

Ms. Devine said her great nephew attended all of the children's birthday parties. "He came to all the family functions we had," she said. "We talked. We had fun."

Her 9-year-old granddaughter -- who is Mr. Poplawski's second cousin -- often went shopping with him and played in the park. "He just adored her, and she adored him," Ms. Devine said.

As a teenager, he enrolled at North Catholic High School but would not graduate.

"He attended North Catholic, and the administrators here talked to his parents his junior year and suggested that he leave North Catholic, which he did," said North Catholic President Frank Orga. "In terms of grades, discipline or things of that nature, we cannot comment on that."

Unlike most 18-year-olds, Mr. Poplawski registered to vote almost as soon as he was legal. His party affiliation was Republican. He voted in the 2004 and 2008 presidential general elections.

He joined the Marines, effective Dec. 13, 2004, and attended boot camp but was discharged three weeks later. The Marine Corps had not responded by Post-Gazette deadline to a request for records of his tenure there.

Family friend John Orlando, who knew Mr. Poplawski for most of his life and called him "Popa," said the experience of failing at becoming a Marine "turned him the wrong way," making him angry.

After Mr. Poplawski's discharge, his reunion with his girlfriend, Melissa Gladish, did not go well. She got a protection-from-abuse order against him six weeks later, alleging that he grabbed her hair, threatened her and spoke of a buried gun. He was found in contempt of the order after he showed up at her workplace and proposed marriage.

His writings later would indicate that a soured relationship with a woman -- it's not clear who -- colored his attitude.

Researchers at the Anti-Defamation League have pieced together what they believe, based on screen names and photos, to be postings by Mr. Poplawski, largely on www.stormfront.org, a "White Pride" Web site.

He posted what purports to be a picture of the woman he's writing about with "her next boyfriend," who is black. He also wrote of trying to chase down "groids," whom he accused of stealing his mother's car.

He moved to Florida in 2006 because, according to Ms. Devine, he liked warmth and beaches.

"He moved away from his family. He later said he had problems with his family," said Dana Kaufman, who rented him a room in a house she owned.

She had no reservations about renting to the polite, well-dressed young man who said he would go to dental school. "He was like a smart, really smooth kind of person. I did see mail from a dental school, so I thought he was on the road to doing that."

But he ended up working for a glass company. It was dirty work. "The carpets were all muddy and black," Ms. Kaufman said.

When she left for a few days, Mr. Poplawski offered to watch her white German shepherd, and she returned to find the dog gone. When her boyfriend confronted him about it, Mr. Poplawski reported the loss to the Palm Beach County sheriff's office, "due to the fact that if things escalate, he wanted this situation documented," according to the sheriff's report.

Ms. Kaufman told him to leave, and he moved next door, sharing a house with Gerard Carrano, now a respiratory therapist.

"He was very polite, he was very well-spoken and a well-groomed young man," Mr. Carrano said. He spoke lovingly of his grandmother, Mr. Carrano said, but seemed disappointed in his mother.

Mr. Poplawski's scholarly ambitions shifted from dentistry to computers. Mr. Carrano said he didn't pick up on any racism, though Mr. Poplawski did refer to the Haitians with whom he worked as "dirty people."

Mr. Carrano did not interpret the large eagle tattoo on his housemate as a sign of fringe thinking. In online writings in February of this year, the author believed to be Mr. Poplawski called the tattoo "a deliberately Americanized version of the iron eagle" -- a Nazi symbol used by domestic racist groups -- and "symbolic of freedom and nationalism."

"Something bad happened to his mom, and he had to go back to Pittsburgh," Mr. Carrano said. Mr. Poplawski wasn't happy about returning home. The night before he left, he swam into the middle of Lake Wellington, Mr. Carrano said, despite warnings of the alligators there.

"He told me he left Florida because he was tired of just working to live," said the elder Mr. Poplawski, who went bowling with his son after his return to Pittsburgh. "He talked to me like a man who was like, 'Dad, I'm going to make some money, I'm going to make a lot of money, I'm going to find a way to succeed.' And with his intelligence, I thought he would. I knew he would."

Instead, the online postings attributed to Richard Andrew Poplawski became angrier.

In early 2007, the writings dealt with tattoos and favorite firearms. Late that year, a racist tone emerges, including criticism of what is referred to as "the black attitude," including "head bobbing and the lip smacking and the ebonic bubonic slurring." He begins to refer to "ultimate victory for our people."

He insulted one Stanton Heights resident who is African American with a racial slur to his face, according to the man, who asked not to be named. One of Mr. Poplawski's close friends became the subject of police interest for alleged drug dealing, neighbors said.

Mr. Poplawski began buying firearms through GunBroker.com and Braverman Arms Co. in Wilkinsburg. He lauded his AK-47 in a December 2008 Web posting.

By February of this year, he was wondering whose side the police would be on in a conflagration he predicted. An online account of post-Super Bowl revelry included an effort to talk with the police deployed to prevent disturbances.

"Me (from the sidewalk): 'Hey! When the • • • • really hits the fan, I hope you guys are on our side....!!'" he wrote. "I can only hope that at least some [of] our men and women in uniform have their heart in the right place."

"One thing I will say is, he didn't have any animosity toward police," said Roman Lawniczak, a friend of Mr. Poplawski. He called the online writings "really kind of creepy. That's a side none of us knew."

By mid-March, he was writing about "the eventuality of a collapse of economic and social order in this country. All signs seem to point to a once great nation in the midst [of] its last gasp, suffocating under the weight [of] fiscal irresponsibility.

"If a total collapse is what it takes to wake our brethren and guarantee future generations of white children walk this continent, if that is what it takes to restore our freedoms and recapture our land: let it begin this very second and not a moment later."

Eddie Perkovic, who described himself as Mr. Poplawski's best friend, said his friend moved out of the Stanton Heights home Ms. Poplawski bought in 1999 and went to Greensburg to get away from his mother. But then Mr. Poplawski's grandfather had a seizure, and Ms. Scott had to take care of him.

Mr. Poplawski "moved back [to Stanton Heights] to take some of the burden off his grandmother," Mr. Perkovic said. That was about a year ago, he estimated.

A woman who lives on Fairfield Street said that after she had a baby, he shoveled her walk and driveway and offered to take out the trash.

The neighbor said that Ms. Poplawski and her mother, Ms. Scott, who lived in the house during the week, would argue frequently.

During one fight, the neighbor saw Ms. Poplawski throw a television and a kitchen chair out of the front door. "They woke me up at night screaming and fighting," the neighbor said.

Mr. Orlando said Ms. Poplawski "basically did the best she could" raising her son but "got stressed out over time and didn't want to deal with it anymore."

About a year ago, Mr. Poplawski stopped working to have knee surgery, according to Ms. Devine. Later he took to walking two pit bull mixes, now 7 months old, that the family adopted from the Animal Rescue League of Western Pennsylvania. After the shootings, city Animal Control returned them to the shelter. Charlotte Grimme, the shelter's executive director, described them as healthy and good-tempered.

But it was one of those dogs urinating on the carpet that apparently prompted the argument between Mr. Poplawski and his mother that spawned her 911 call and brought unsuspecting police into an apparent ambush.

In the hours after the standoff ended and during interviews with detectives, Mr. Poplawski bragged about his actions, telling them he thought he might have killed as many as five officers.

The tragedy has left those close to Mr. Poplawski empty of answers and divided.

On Monday, Harrison police were called to Ms. Poplawski's cousin's home on North Meadow Street in Natrona Heights for a domestic disturbance. Ms. Poplawski "was fighting with her relatives over what happened," said Officer Jim Austin. "Everybody was giving their opinions, and she didn't like what they were saying."

It ended with Ms. Poplawski leaving peacefully.

Ms. Devine said she feels terrible about the officers and their families. "They shouldn't have lost their lives," she said. "I can't comprehend a 3-year-old and a 6-year-old growing up without their father over an argument about dog urine," she said in an apparent reference to the two young daughters Officer Mayhle leaves behind. "The only ones that can are Richard, God, and his mother."

"No one can understand what my son's going through, what the families of those officers" are going through, said Richard Alvin Poplawski.

On Fairfield Street on Wednesday, Catherine Scott pulled up in a white Chevy and stood silently before the house as police boarded up its windows and doors, then continued their days-long examination of the premises.

After a while, she struck up a conversation with Detective Cynthia Smith. Before they embraced, the breeze that kept the American flags and black ribbons fluttering carried her sobs, the word "sorry" and the hard-to-fathom claim: "He was a good boy."

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09102/962297-53.stm
I'm really enjoying this bit.

[Mobo]

It's in bizarro, though, so it's only a matter of time before it becomes a fishing trick.

HA! You're in that group of people that loves it when you find a good fishing hole....I'll sit and read through a couple'a pages of those....just shaking my head the entire time....

[Stig]

9lp0IWv8QZY

[LiddyRules]

Here's the question. Has anyone masturbated to Susan Boyle?

[Mobo]

HA HA!

Video embedding fail.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Before I though she looked like Large Marge...but now, I say George.

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:KSm6K2zMYrqcZM:http://news.stv.tv/assets/img/feedImg/88485-britains-got-talent-the-susan-boyle-fact-file-200.jpg = http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:TzKRrX7iRz7mQM:http://www.knuckleheadstomsriver.com/images/06-Otto_7_07.jpg

[Mobo]

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:KSm6K2zMYrqcZM:http://news.stv.tv/assets/img/feedImg/88485-britains-got-talent-the-susan-boyle-fact-file-200.jpg = http://healthcare.zdnet.com/images/michael-palin-as-middle-aged-woman.jpg

Or when the Python guys would dress like old women.....more Terry Jones than Michael Palin....

[LiddyRules]

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:KSm6K2zMYrqcZM:http://news.stv.tv/assets/img/feedImg/88485-britains-got-talent-the-susan-boyle-fact-file-200.jpg = http://healthcare.zdnet.com/images/michael-palin-as-middle-aged-woman.jpg

Or when the Python guys would dress like old women.....more Terry Jones than Michael Palin....
Palin lady is hotter.

I'd say more the short fat guy from Little Britain.

[Wilmington WOW]

of course jimmy doesnt know - green day - time of your life

[Blue Heeler]

Carried over from the R&F LT 'cause it's funny:

Hey, I'm funny!

[Wilmington WOW]

righteous bucks!

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
I have missed jimcy

[TeenBungle]

Haha Andrew rules!

Where's Ant?