My house is infested...help!

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

Just bought (at this point in typing I had to jump up and kill one) a house 3 weeks ago and have killed 6 spiders and about 20 house centipedes. I have a very irrational fear of them. I think the spiders are black house spiders. I read online that the centipedes need moisture to survive so I went to Lowes today and bought the biggest dehumidifier they had and bought 2 different bug sprays. One for the perimiter of the house, and one to spray all over the inside and basement. I sprayed everything this morning before work and when I got home at midnight I went hunting. I killed 5 spiders and 8 centipedes in about 30mins, not that I expected to solve the problem in one day. I'm not gonna be able to sleep.

Anyone ever have to deal with this? Any tips to help get rid of them. Only other things I can think to do is put screens over the crawlspace vents and over the basement drain, and remove all cardboard boxes from the basement.

[BCH]

I like spiders. My wife's sisters call this house "The Spider Ranch" so I don't think I'll be of much help.

[JoeyDVDZ]

The spiders probably help keep down the centipede population.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

you know spiders and centipedes will crawl into your open mouth while you sleep, right?

[wes mantooth]

you know spiders and centipedes will crawl into your open mouth while you sleep, right?


:icon_lol:

[stevethrower]

Have you figured out where the moisture/water is coming in?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

What a freaking pussy.

Spiders and very helpful critters. Centipedes can get quite large (up six or more inches) if they live long enough.

Someplace in South American, I read about some centipedes that were about two feet or more, and they eat mice.

Food for thought...

[Hudson]

Have you figured out where the moisture/water is coming in?What he said..if you have moisture coming in..you are going to have larger problems than just some bugs and spiders.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Spiders and very helpful critters.

sure they are. wanna lose a limb? get a brown recluse to bite you.

[stevethrower]

What he said..if you have moisture coming in..you are going to have larger problems than just some bugs and spiders.

Also could be worse... you could be infested with roaches...

[THE FEZ MAN]

to get rid of them go to the pool supply store, get a bag of HTH pour it into your bath tub and fill it with about 3" of water, then get 4 gallons of ammonia and pour it into the tub. make absolutely sure that you close all of your doors and windows tight. as a matter of fact cover them with plastic and make sure to lock your doors. your spider problem should be taken care of in about 15mins.

[Ego]

You better watch out or the insects will get you.

Call an exterminator. That's what they're for.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

make absolutely sure that you close all of your doors and widows tight.

including your black widows, meh mrrph hmmph.

[Hudson]

to get rid of them go to the pool supply store, get a bag of HTH pour it into your bath tub and fill it with about 3" of water, then get 4 gallons of ammonia and pour it into the tub. make absolutely sure that you close all of your doors and widows tight. as a matter of fact cover them with plastic and make sure to lock your doors. your spider problem should be taken care of in about 15mins.
That's a pretty final solution....

[d0uche_n0zzle]

sure they are. wanna lose a limb? get a brown recluse to bite you.

Brown recluses are FAGGOTS.

[THE FEZ MAN]

hey he's scared of bugs. we will all be better off with out the bugs

[ADD Theater]

You better watch out or the insects will get you.

Call an exterminator. That's what they're for.

That's why we pay terminex every month. My wife sees something, she calls the guy. It's worth the money to avoid me getting hassled about this kind of shit.

[JordanSRT10]

If its bad enough to were your making internet threads about it... you gotta get some professional help. Get someone in there to spray some chemicals down. Due to enviromental laws, you can't have the heavy duty insecticides they can.

Just think, you probably have 10X the ammount that you will never see, hiding in your walls and floor boards.

[Hudson]

I can see in tomorrow's Current Event's threads
Ohio Man Dies Trying to Kill Insects With Method Found On Message Board.
Unlucky Lottery?
Link
Stevethrower

[THE FEZ MAN]

I can see in tomorrow's Current Event's threads
Ohio Man Dies Trying to Kill Insects With Method Found On Message Board.
Unlucky Lottery?
Link
Stevethrower

LOL i say sucks to be you :action-sm

[BCH]

sure they are. wanna lose a limb? get a brown recluse to bite you.

You do know that most brown recluse bites heal without incident right? Those horror stories you see/hear are from people who are particularly sensitive to brown recluse venom. I don't give a shit anyway, I live in NY where we have neither Brown Recluse nor Black Widow spiders.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

You do know that most brown recluse bites heal without incident right? Those horror stories you see/hear are from people who are particularly sensitive to brown recluse venom. I don't give a shit anyway, I live in NY where we have neither Brown Recluse nor Black Widow spiders.

forget Aristotle, and fuck Socrates...

[stevethrower]

You do know that most brown recluse bites heal without incident right? Those horror stories you see/hear are from people who are particularly sensitive to brown recluse venom. I don't give a shit anyway, I live in NY where we have neither Brown Recluse nor Black Widow spiders.

You ever buy table grapes?

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_111808WAB_costco_grapes_KC.1c81afeab.html

http://www.ars.usda.gov/research/projects/projects.htm?accn_no=411991

[Hudson]

You do know that most brown recluse bites heal without incident right? Those horror stories you see/hear are from people who are particularly sensitive to brown recluse venom. I don't give a shit anyway, I live in NY where we have neither Brown Recluse nor Black Widow spiders. I've seen Black Widows in both NJ and Pa.

North American widow spiders
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Blackwidow_eggsac_silk.jpg/120px-Blackwidow_eggsac_silk.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Blackwidow_eggsac_silk.jpg) [/URL]
Latrodectus hesperus with egg sac


The following widow spiders are indigenous to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_America"]North America (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Blackwidow_eggsac_silk.jpg):

Latrodectus bishopi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_bishopi), the red widow, Florida (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida), USA
Latrodectus geometricus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_geometricus), the brown widow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_widow), from northeastern US to Texas with predominance in the southeast. Now found as far west as California.
Latrodectus hesperus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_hesperus), the Western black widow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_widow_spider), western Canada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada), United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States), and Mexico (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico).
Latrodectus mactans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_mactans), the black widow spider (sometimes called the Southern black widow), warm regions of the USA.
Latrodectus variolus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_variolus), the Northern black widow, from the extreme southeastern part of Canada and south to northern Florida, with frequency higher in the northern part of this range.

[Chino Kapone]

The worst is if u pile ur clothes up they will hide in there too.

Here, the spiders are the worst. This is what you do. Go get some borax. Grab a bowl add some borax and water and male a paste. Put it along windows, doors or wherever u think they are getting in. It wards them off. Boric acid will do the same. It works. I was bit by a brown recluse first night in my new apt. I had a bruise for a month with what looked like two little pin holes in my arm.

[BCH]

You ever buy table grapes?

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_111808WAB_costco_grapes_KC.1c81afeab.html

http://www.ars.usda.gov/research/projects/projects.htm?accn_no=411991

I think I'll roll the dice with the table grapes. Look at me livin' on the edge.

[MrBogey]

I come across a ton of black widow spiders on my job. Spiders laugh at the poison they give us at work. The stuff kills roaches and wasps in seconds but spiders just get annoyed by the bath.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

The worst is if u pile ur clothes up they will hide in there too.

Here, the spiders are the worst. This is what you do. Go get some borax. Grab a bowl add some borax and water and male a paste. Put it along windows, doors or wherever u think they are getting in. It wards them off. Boric acid will do the same. It works. I was bit by a brown recluse first night in my new apt. I had a bruise for a month with what looked like two little pin holes in my arm.

boric acid is quite useful. i had roaches in my old apartment and no matter how many traps i put down, they'd eventually come back. but once i put down some boric acid, i didn't see a roach for months. it works on various creepy crawlers like spiders and ants too.

don't think the stuff is good for your pets, so you might not want to use it if you've got a dog or a cat.

[Sinn Fein]

You need this stuff:

diatomaceous earth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diatomaceous_earth)

Go to a pool supply store and get some. Put it in all the cracks crevices, etc. Sprinkle it around in your crawlspace.

On a microscopic level, this stuff is like clusters of razor blades and will shred the shit out of insects. It basically cuts them up so badly that all of the liquids from their innards leaks out so they die from dehydration. It is very, very effective.

[Norm Stansfield]

Spiders are a sure sign of ghosts. Your new house is ahaunted dude. You better be scared mother fucker, they're coming for you.

[CousinDave]

sure they are. wanna lose a limb? get a brown recluse to bite you.


I was bit by one of those when I was 10 or 11, it was hiding in my bed, got me right on the knee, very sore for about a month.

Last year a cousin of mine got bit by one hiding in her shoe.

[Mersh]

Fez man should have his own advice column in a newspaper called "Don't listen to anything I say ever"

[THE FEZ MAN]

Fez man should have his own advice column in a newspaper called "Don't listen to anything I say ever"

next week;

tweezers.... a sure fire way to clean out your electrical sockets and keep the kiddies amused for hours :action-sm

[stevethrower]

next week;

tweezers.... a sure fire way to clean out your electrical sockets and keep the kiddies amused for hours :action-sm

And don't forget to have them stand in a bucket of water when cleaning the sockets...

[gleet]

I come across a ton of black widow spiders on my job. Spiders laugh at the poison they give us at work. The stuff kills roaches and wasps in seconds but spiders just get annoyed by the bath.

I was bluing some rifles one day. A spider came down on a web and hovered beside me. I caught the web and lowered him into the degrease tank, 42" of MEK, methyl ethyl ketone. He hit bottom, looked around, and took a stroll to the other end, where he climbed out and shook off. Not a care in the world.

[Hudson]

You need this stuff:

diatomaceous earth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diatomaceous_earth)

Go to a pool supply store and get some. Put it in all the cracks crevices, etc. Sprinkle it around in your crawlspace.

On a microscopic level, this stuff is like clusters of razor blades and will shred the shit out of insects. It basically cuts them up so badly that all of the liquids from their innards leaks out so they die from dehydration. It is very, very effective.
Yeah..it does the same thing to your lungs as well..carcinogen...Try cilica powder..saw it on the Exterminators..does the same thing..Use a paper mask for both.

[oandapartycock]

I can see in tomorrow's Current Event's threads
Ohio Man Dies, Collapses and is Beheaded Trying to Kill Insects With Method Found On Message Board.
Unlucky Lottery?
Link
Stevethrower

Fixed.

The worst is if u pile ur clothes up they will hide in there too.

Here, the spiders are the worst. This is what you do. Go get some borax. Grab a bowl add some borax and water and male a paste. Put it along windows, doors or wherever u think they are getting in. It wards them off. Boric acid will do the same. It works. I was bit by a brown recluse first night in my new apt. I had a bruise for a month with what looked like two little pin holes in my arm.
Borax is good and is relatively non-toxic. You can even put it near foodstuffs.
I come across a ton of black widow spiders on my job. Spiders laugh at the poison they give us at work. The stuff kills roaches and wasps in seconds but spiders just get annoyed by the bath.
Same with the ones in Vegas. Come springtime every year I'd have to go out at night when they come out and yeah, they just laugh at the bath. Key to keeping Widows out is keep your shit clean.

You a big John Goodman fan? This is hilarious, rent this tonight...

Yeah, I know it's a hacky joke...

http://www.impawards.com/1990/posters/arachnophobia.jpg

[Hudson]

Why would he be beheaded?

[lockjaaaaww]

Ever see Arachnaphobia? They also had a termite infestation in that movie.

[weeniewawa]

Boric acid works for fleas too

just not fleaman unfortunately

[THE FEZ MAN]

Boric acid works for fleas too

just not fleaman unfortunately


my method works for both ;)

[lockjaaaaww]

use a flamethrower

[NoSurviivors]

to get rid of them go to the pool supply store, get a bag of HTH pour it into your bath tub and fill it with about 3" of water, then get 4 gallons of ammonia and pour it into the tub. make absolutely sure that you close all of your doors and windows tight. as a matter of fact cover them with plastic and make sure to lock your doors. your spider problem should be taken care of in about 15mins.

Hitler would kiss you on the cheek.

I'm thinking of a mix with moth balls & alcohol. It makes squirrels scream. Wonder if it will help with teh bugs.

Where the hell do you live?? Borneo?

[Glenn Dandy]

We have a pickle jar in the pantry. It says " SPIDER JAR" in black ink.. and I drew a spider on it.

Whenn She spots a spider.. i hear " HUNNY, GET THE SPIDER JAR"

I trap them in the jar and release them outside. She doesnt like spiders but, don't want them injured.:huh:



I did see one of those frickin centipedes book across the floor the other night... fast little bitch..long hairlike legs. I spider jarred him and took him out in the morning.

[chiapeteater]

You ever buy table grapes?

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_111808WAB_costco_grapes_KC.1c81afeab.html

http://www.ars.usda.gov/research/projects/projects.htm?accn_no=411991


Ever buy bananas? http://boingboing.net/2009/03/18/deadly-spider-at-gro.html

[NortonsGravyLeg]

You do know that most brown recluse bites heal without incident right? Those horror stories you see/hear are from people who are particularly sensitive to brown recluse venom. I don't give a shit anyway, I live in NY where we have neither Brown Recluse nor Black Widow spiders.

All the same I'd still rather not have the displeasure of being bite by one.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Any tips to help get rid of them.

http://imcdb.org/images/042/547.jpg


??

[FellowTraveler]

gas...match...problem solved

[Three Hole Puncher]

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[rottwielerinpa]

sure they are. wanna lose a limb? get a brown recluse to bite you.
my brother spent 15 days in the hospital from one of their bites,plus lost large chunk of skin and muscle from it.

[Hudson]

I recall a guy in the news years ago who had a similar problem..He tried to commit suicide with a gun..he lived, but lobotomised that part of the brain that gave him his fear of insects..




and before anyone else says it....Now he's afraid of guns... Bah Dum Dum ching!

[EdeaSuicide]

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=283770-24182-700480&lpage=none

This stuff is great! What Does it Kill:Ants, Carpenter Ants,Carpenter Bees, Bees, Moths, Flies, Fleas,Mosquitoes, Gnats, Spiders, Roaches, Crickets, Pillbugs, Silverfish, Centipedes, Millipedes and more.

Provides up to 12 months of indoor insect protection
Reduces 99.9% of the germs insects leave behind
Kills ants & roaches in seconds
Kills hidden bugs and keeps insects out of your home

Hope this helps:)

[NortonsGravyLeg]

my brother spent 15 days in the hospital from one of their bites,plus lost large chunk of skin and muscle from it.

Necrotizing fasciitis can be a real motherfucker.

[ProflyerXM]

I have a shitload of gophers digging up my yard. I have my trap, it's time to go hunting.

:icon_cool

[BeerBelly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rThXRVkXHjc&feature=related

[ProflyerXM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rThXRVkXHjc&feature=related

Its funny, I expected them to look like that, the little things are ugly as fuck.
http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FLQ/HVHU/F3C4XM1H/FLQHVHUF3C4XM1H.MEDIUM.jpg

How I am killing them
http://www.wildlife-control.com/pictures/gophermacabee.jpg

How I want to kill them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2umEFHeo6mw
Google Rodenator

It's an Idaho product too!

[THE FEZ MAN]

i took care of the gofer problem

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/docandhisprize1.jpg

[ProflyerXM]

i took care of the gofer problem

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/docandhisprize1.jpg

I wish I had one of those. that looks more fun than what I have.

I think he's got a whistle pig, not a gopher.

http://k41.pbase.com/g4/10/209910/2/60807706.RockChuck.jpg

AKA wood chuck east of the mississipi.

[THE FEZ MAN]

yea its a wood chuck. but close enough for this thread... there coming out of hibernation he will get a few more before the end of the summer if i let him.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/docandhisprize.jpg

doc with his prize... i wish i could trust my boston to run free in the yard like the wiems... i have a chipmunk problem

[Hudson]

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=283770-24182-700480&lpage=none

This stuff is great! What Does it Kill:Ants, Carpenter Ants,Carpenter Bees, Bees, Moths, Flies, Fleamans,Mosquitoes, Gnats, Spiders, Roaches, Crickets, Pillbugs, Silverfish, Centipedes, Millipedes and more.

Provides up to 12 months of indoor insect protection
Reduces 99.9% of the germs insects leave behind
Kills ants & roaches in seconds
Kills hidden bugs and keeps insects out of your board.

Hope this helps:)
Sigh... if only.:action-sm:action-sm

[Hydrosludge]

i took care of the gofer problem

You should see what 3 pits do to a tree rat while it is still alive.

Fez I laughed my ass off at your spider cure hoping that someone tries it.

[mr. sin]

pssst watch out for FALSE BLACK WIDOWS they look the same but are non poisonous!

wait till you see the spiders i took pics of 2 nights ago at my house in raleigh they are fucking huge!!!!!! well they are wolf spiders but down here thy range from dime size to 1/2 dollar size.

[mr. sin]

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/

[Owenay]

Sigh... if only.:action-sm:action-sm

Hey it worked wonders for us. At the time we were renting out someone's finished basement and when spring hit there were spiders everywhere. We went to Home Depot and picked up that shit and there wasn't a bug to be found since. Of course we only stayed a few months after so I can't attest to the longevity of each spraying.

[stevethrower]

yea its a wood chuck. but close enough for this thread... there coming out of hibernation he will get a few more before the end of the summer if i let him.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/docandhisprize.jpg

doc with his prize... i wish i could trust my boston to run free in the yard like the wiems... i have a chipmunk problem

Friggin Border Collie and GSD want to herd them... a booo...

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Friggin Border Collie and GSD want to herd them... a booo...

Get a Jack Russel for the little stuff.

[mr. sin]

these are from my yard/sidewalk 2nite ago

these 2 spiders are wolf spiders (and i think females)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/mixtaperadio/fucking%20huge%20spider%20wolf%20spider/IMG_4669.jpg


my phone is a blackjack 2
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/mixtaperadio/fucking%20huge%20spider%20wolf%20spider/IMG_4670.jpg

i pissed this 1 off
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/mixtaperadio/fucking%20huge%20spider%20wolf%20spider/IMG_4674.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/mixtaperadio/fucking%20huge%20spider%20wolf%20spider/IMG_4675.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/mixtaperadio/fucking%20huge%20spider%20wolf%20spider/IMG_4673.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/mixtaperadio/fucking%20huge%20spider%20wolf%20spider/IMG_4672.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

cool

[Sinn Fein]

We got a groundhog under the shed.. I think it's the same one that's been there since before we moved in 3 years ago. My dogs have killed two, but I think they were ones that had the misfortune of wandering into the yard and getting cornered. This guy doesn't stray far from the safety of his den under my shed. He comes out to eat some grass and my dogs see him through the window from inside the house, then proceed to go ape shit. Even if I let them out while he's out, they're never gonna get him. It's almost 100 feet from the back door to the shed. He's got plenty of time to get back underneath before they get there because he never gets more than 6 feet away from the shed.

I am gonna have to trap and relocate... I am sick of listening to the dogs bark when he comes out.

[grail]

malathion or 2, 4, D-T. That'll clear them out for sure.

[Sinn Fein]

Bought trap yesterday.

Set trap 6PM.

Went out today around noon, checked trap - empty.

Came home 6PM today.

I actually wasn't even thinking about checking the trap. I went back to the shed to get something and found my trap occupied. The pics are of the trap sitting in the back of my truck. He is enjoying a new home somewhere he won't bother anyone and will be safe from harm. He really wasn't bothering me. But, the fact that my dogs would bark in the middle of the night when they saw him come out into the back yard was getting to be annoying. If not for that, he could have stayed there forever for all I care.

[ProflyerXM]

Bought trap yesterday.

Set trap 6PM.

Went out today around noon, checked trap - empty.

Came home 6PM today.

I actually wasn't even thinking about checking the trap. I went back to the shed to get something and found my trap occupied. The pics are of the trap sitting in the back of my truck. He is enjoying a new home somewhere he won't bother anyone and will be safe from harm. He really wasn't bothering me. But, the fact that my dogs would bark in the middle of the night when they saw him come out into the back yard was getting to be annoying. If not for that, he could have stayed there forever for all I care.

That's cool that you didn't kill him.

It kinda freaks me out these little guys are so comfortable coming up to the house but the babies are out now and they are cute.

I love killing small furry animals but that's cool that you just relocated him.

I don't think he was tremendously happy with you...

[Schmed]

You do know that most brown recluse bites heal without incident right? Those horror stories you see/hear are from people who are particularly sensitive to brown recluse venom. I don't give a shit anyway, I live in NY where we have neither Brown Recluse nor Black Widow spiders.

The Brown and Black problem in NY is not with spiders, but people.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Hoped you dropped that groundhog off by the country club.

[ProflyerXM]

hoped you dropped that groundhog off by the country club.

I's in da HOLE!

[Sinn Fein]

The trap has been redeployed as something was seen darting under the shed about an hour ago.

[Sinn Fein]

Caught second ground hog. Nothing ever showed up in the trap for 2 weeks after the last one. So I stopped baiting it and just left it out there. We never saw anything either.

Well, this week I was told another groundhog was spotted. So, Tuesday night I put some apples in the trap. Yesterday, the groundhog was spotted sitting in the trap chowing down. But, the trap didn't spring. It's a double-ended trap. Something was screwed up, so the door didn't close when the trap was sprung. So, I just turned it around, opened the other end instead, and re-baited with apples last night.

Got up this morning to find a groundhog in the trap. It's definitely not the same one. He looks a bit different, and I did relocate the other one like 20 miles away. I'll take a picture before I set this guy free later today.

[Hydrosludge]

Sinn, I noticed you live in Bucks County,

Jesus we are getting over run with the little basterds. They are everywhere this year. If you are going to live trap them, please tell me you are taking them to NJ to release them.

[Sinn Fein]

Sinn, I noticed you live in Bucks County,

Jesus we are getting over run with the little basterds. They are everywhere this year. If you are going to live trap them, please tell me you are taking them to NJ to release them.

No, not taking them to NJ.

[stevethrower]

Friggin Border Collie and GSD want to herd them... a booo...

Correction... when my parents were here last week the GSD brought a groundhog in... quite dead and basically crushed in the middle... and presented it to my mother when she was still in bed... I have never heard such a blood curdling scream in my life:)

[THE FEZ MAN]

Correction... when my parents were here last week the GSD brought a groundhog in... quite dead and basically crushed in the middle... and presented it to my mother when she was still in bed... I have never heard such a blood curdling scream in my life:)


lol, we brought a bunch of ducks home from a field trial one time..... yea one of them decided to fly the coop... DOC snagged his ass... brings is prize up to my mom and drops it at her feet... problem was it wasn't totally dead... she wanted to take the fucking thing to the vet... i broke its neck right in front of her, then asked her if she wanted me to cook it up for her...mom wasn't all that happy. :rolleyes:

oh and that being said... zipped a ground hog about 15 mins ago, caught the fucker in a "live trap" i felt kind of bad shooting him in the cage but the neighbors daughters were running around. he got the last laugh though, i popped him in the noggin but he started to spurt blood out of his nose it always amazes how far blood will fly. got it all over me and the bbl of my rifle and yea... wiped the blood right off dont want to fuck up the bluing

[ProflyerXM]

I've got more gophers too. I tried to flood them out yesterday but after a swimming pools worth of water disappeared under my yard I saw a bunch of wet dirt flying out of the hole. man those things piss me the hell off.:mad4:

My neighbors boxer was running around yesterday chasing one of the whistle pigs around. The little fella finally had enough and spun around on the boxer. The problem is the boxer had absolutely no idea what he wanted to do with the thing once he got it so at the slightest bit of aggression from his quarry he decided to give up the ghost and hightail it back inside.

[Radioguy]

I hate those house centipedes. Defend spiders if you like, but these centipedes aren't always afraid of people.

Imagine this falling in your hair when you reach for the bathroom light switch:
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1600/housecentipedevegetaria.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

coon..... this is starting to look like i have a pest problem....