Opie And Anthony Listening Thread 04/20/09 - Happy Columbine Day!

[Motor Head]

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/monkey-knife-fight.jpg

[CousinDave]

i feel like i'm dying

[Motor Head]

Two schools of thought.

1. You are in fact dying and should do so and decrease the surplus popluation.
2. You are in fact not dying and you should try getting some sleep.

[Motor Head]

Monkey Knife Fight Monday fell on Columbine Day........I prefer a good monkey knife fight sir.

[CousinDave]

Two schools of thought.

1. You are in fact dying and should do so and decrease the surplus popluation.
2. You are in fact not dying and you should try getting some sleep.


once we stop growing, we are dying

I've got an ear infection, glands swollen up and it feels like i'm being stabbed in the ear with a sharp pencil.

I thought I might have had the mumps at 37.

even with pain killers it hurts to much to sleep

[Saikotic]

Damn, what a horridly depressing title today. Allow me to lighten the mood:

Mom Suspected of Killing Daughter, Stabbing Fetus

Fang Chi-Xue's neighbors in her modest Quincy neighborhood didn't know her well. Once in a while, they would see her outside with her children. She would wave and say hello politely in Mandarin. On Friday, Chi-Xue lay in a hospital bed after she allegedly killed her 9-year-old daughter, tried to strangle her 14-year-old daughter and stabbed herself in the abdomen, killing her unborn fetus.


Incidentally, that sound you hear is Loki's spontaneous orgasm. Have another uplifting story:

Woman makes cup of tea after being shot in head

Police and doctors hailed the survival of Tammy Sexton, 47, as miraculous after a bullet from a .38-calibre handgun struck her squarely in the forehead, passed through her skull and exited through the back of her head. She is expected to make a full recovery, while her husband shot himself dead after the attack on his wife.

But law enforcement officers in Jackson County, Mississippi, were also astonished that Mrs Sexton offered them tea when they arrived at her home after the shooting.

Sheriff Mike Byrd said: "When the officer got there she said, 'What's going on?' She was holding a rag on her head and talking. She was conscious, but she was confused about what had happened.

"She had made herself some tea and offered the officer something to drink.

"There's no way she should be alive other than a miracle from God. You just don't hear of something like this. Somebody gets shot in the head and they're dead."

He said that her husband had been on probation for domestic violence and officers had been seeking to serve him with a court order demanding he stayed away from his wife and their rural home.

He said the bullet apparently passed through the lobes of the woman's brain without causing major damage. She was rushed to hospital by helicopter where she has been monitored for three days.

Dr Patrick Pritchard, an assistant professor of surgery at the University of Alabama-Birmingham, said: "There is a space in the brain where a missile could pass without doing any major damage.

"Is it possible? Yes. It would be rare."

[roche]

Monkey Knife Fight Monday fell on Columbine Day........I prefer a good monkey knife fight sir.

Then make that thread next Monday.

At least I didn't name it something about getting high :action-sm

[Saikotic]

once we stop growing, we are dying

I've got an ear infection, glands swollen up and it feels like i'm being stabbed in the ear with a sharp pencil.

I thought I might have had the mumps at 37.

even with pain killers it hurts to much to sleep

Apparently acetomenophen (tylenol) is the best thing for ear infections. Yours sounds like a you need a drill to drain it. If you push too hard, you'll just end up funnier. Ask Blue Heeler.

[Saikotic]

Then make that thread next Monday.

At least I didn't name it something about getting high :action-sm

Bag of weed, bag of weed
Everything's better with a bag of weed.

[CousinDave]

Apparently acetomenophen (tylenol) is the best thing for ear infections. Yours sounds like a you need a drill to drain it. If you push too hard, you'll just end up funnier. Ask Blue Heeler.



yea taking tylenol 3, antibiotics, and decongestants

needless to say this sucks

[Saikotic]

Just watched four minutes of "Sit Down, Shut Up" - TERRIBLE.

[Motor Head]

yea taking tylenol 3, antibiotics, and decongestants

needless to say this sucks

Sounds like you need some soup, a robe and a poodle.:action-sm

[Saikotic]

Last November I had a nasty infection in my lungs. A friend who works at a clinic grabbed me some very powerful antibiotics and warned me to cut them in half. Of COURSE I didn't listen... if I had, there wouldn't be a story. These fuckers were 700mg.

I took one with my dinner and afterwards I went to catch a quick half hour nap. About halfway through that, I rolled over to fart and nearly shit the bed. Thank God for ass cheeks and a virgin asshole that snapped shut instantly.

[Saikotic]

Levaquin was the brand. I painted the inside of my bowl daily.

[Motor Head]

Last November I had a nasty infection in my lungs. A friend who works at a clinic grabbed me some very powerful antibiotics and warned me to cut them in half. Of COURSE I didn't listen... if I had, there wouldn't be a story. These fuckers were 700mg.

I took one with my dinner and afterwards I went to catch a quick half hour nap. About halfway through that, I rolled over to fart and nearly shit the bed. Thank God for ass cheeks and a virgin asshole that snapped shut instantly.

Oh stop. Sleeping with a buttplug in is nothing to be ashamed of ol' sloppy party bottom boy!:action-sm

[Saikotic]

Oh stop. Sleeping with a buttplug in is nothing to be ashamed of ol' sloppy party bottom boy!:action-sm

If I was a SPB, I wouldn't be nearly shitting myself. I'd work out, flirt with cubs, and sing vaguely gay songs. Oh fuck. Bob Kelly.

[Saikotic]

Shit, tuned into THIS song. Now I gotta watch that fucking Gears of War commercial.

[Motor Head]

My digestive system got nuked a couple weeks ago. I got cellulitis in my leg again and they put me on some strong shit. I did the 20 yard dash to the shitter a few times.

[Saikotic]

Ol' Fat Leg

[Saikotic]

Cellulitis:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Cellulitis_Left_Leg.JPG

mehh merh?

[Motor Head]

Today in history!!!

Aside from those two silly gooses in Columbine.

April 20, 1992
Alone in his apartment watching TV, British comedic legend Benny Hill suffers a fatal heart attack. His body goes undiscovered for four days.

I bet he smelled lovely.

[croscoe]

Fans of the era, don't forget to wish your favorite fuhrer a happy birthday.

[Saikotic]

Today in history!!!

Aside from those two silly gooses in Columbine.

April 20, 1992
Alone in his apartment watching TV, British comedic legend Benny Hill suffers a fatal heart attack. His body goes undiscovered for four days.

I bet he smelled lovely.

His talent went unnoticed for a lifetime.



or not.

[Pearce]

http://thcblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/10d.jpg

Happy 4:20

[Motor Head]

Cellulitis:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Cellulitis_Left_Leg.JPG

mehh merh?

Yeah, swollen and red. Felt like boiling water was pouring down on it. Sucks! Once you get it, your likely to repeat.

[Motor Head]

Holy shit how could I forget to wish der Furher happy Birfday!?!?!?!

Birf Jew killer!

[roche]

Holy shit how could I forget to wish der Furher happy Birfday!?!?!?!

Birf Jew killer!

Explain that monkey fight thing again? ;)

[Motor Head]

roche. A monkey knife fight is my second favorite thing that I have never got to see in real life. The first of course is a retard playing with a woodchipper.

I could die happy if I went to a monkey knife fight, and came home to a numbskull playing with a woodchipper....waiting for the halarity to ensue!!

[roche]

roche. A monkey knife fight is my second favorite thing that I have never got to see in real life. The first of course is a retard playing with a woodchipper.

I could die happy if I went to a monkey knife fight, and came home to a numbskull playing with a woodchipper....waiting for the halarity to ensue!!

Sounds great for any other day but today is a holiday :action-sm

[Motor Head]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/hitler_xbox.jpg
WOO HOOOOO!!!

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/c/cartman_hitler-12663.jpg
Kyle is a dirty jew!!!!

[madbam]

GM Baggers....enjoy the week:

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm307/madbam_wb/49ea9cf5e6e73.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Good Morning

FJaAe7sYoCA

[west milly tom]

Morning fellas

[west milly tom]

I work at that rail center in kearney, the security there is exactly as described.

[roche]

http://img.mediaspanonline.com/5163/3230752.jpg

[roche]

http://img.mediaspanonline.com/5163/3140890.jpg

[Pearce]

Movie hooker
http://m.blog.hu/ce/celebvids/image/Elisabeth_Shue-Leaving_Las_Vegas-4.jpg

Real life hooker
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/STVwfcWzeRI/AAAAAAAAV_o/4QoOgucMZCQ/s400/Prostitute-MugShots-08.jpg

[Motor Head]

I wonder how Hoo Hoo celebrates Der Fuhrer's birthday?

[roche]

Mine are worse ;)

[Saikotic]

I wonder how Hoo Hoo celebrates Der Fuhrer's birthday?

Baking. Lots and lots of baking.

[roche]

Baking. Lots and lots of baking.

http://images.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/pix/2410215.jpg

[roche]

Does anyone know exactly when Ira turned his phone off?

[Bobobie]

I wonder how Hoo Hoo celebrates Der Fuhrer's birthday?

Speaking of Who who. He has already talked about the Real Doll, in fact they have one. Don't O&A know he now owns that topic and they are now copying him?
I can't wait for the zombies show up.:rolleyes:

[Motor Head]

Are they talking about those $5K sex dolls? I saw something like that on HBO a few years ago. The japs will have a full fledge sex robot anytime now. In 20 years you will likely have somebody to replace your wife. Do the dishes, suck your cock. Vacum the house, take it up the shitter.

Cool!

[roche]

Are they talking about those $5K

Yep but I think they cost more than that.

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTmK9NlTN8Y

[Saikotic]

In 1995 Jackie Martling talked once about his standup and plugged an upcoming show. Now every time Jimmy opens his mouth, he's ripping off Stern's show.

[Saikotic]

Are they talking about those $5K sex dolls? I saw something like that on HBO a few years ago. The japs will have a full fledge sex robot anytime now. In 20 years you will likely have somebody to replace your wife. Do the dishes, suck your cock. Vacum the house, take it up the shitter.

Cool!

I'll wait for the dark haired Six from BSG, complete with glowing spine.

[west milly tom]

Show is really funny this morning, and blue is on a roll. Nice.

[Saikotic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTmK9NlTN8Y

He. makes. himself. laugh.

Please tell me he's dead, because I don't think I want to draw another breath if he has the capability to do the same.

[Hog's Big Ben]

Show is really funny this morning, and blue is on a roll. Nice.

x2

Jimmy's Carvel cake with 6 million candles line didn't get the laugh it deserved.

[Steam]

Parsippany, NJ Fun Fact:

That is where "Mom and Pop" from Seinfeld went when they absconded with Jerry's shoes.

[roche]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTmK9NlTN8Y

Reminds me of Harvey Korman in the Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Pearce]

Parsippany, NJ Fun Fact:

That is where "Mom and Pop" from Seinfeld went when they absconded with Jerry's shoes.

I derived zero fun from this fact. In fact, the use of "absconded" annoyed me a little.

[roche]

Now we know who inspired Robin Williams

[mrogi]

Charlie Callas is hilarious. How come I never heard of that guy?

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning shitdicks.

[mr.diddles]

Big A's father?

[west milly tom]

What's every one talking about that guy is hilarious.

[roche]

They put creatures in our ears Captain....

[Pearce]

Howard Stern and Anthony and Opiun

LOL

[Stig]

Plahzhure for mee.

[mrogi]

Noel Neill was Lois Lane. Oooh, I would kill to meet her.

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/noel3.jpg

[Heather Height]

Good morning baggers!

[Steam]

I derived zero fun from this fact. In fact, the use of "absconded" annoyed me a little.

What can I say, I'm a wordy douche.

That was really all I had today. Pathetic? Yes.

Have a good day cunts.

[Stig]

Good morning baggers!

Mornin, Miss. What up?

[Heather Height]

Mornin, Miss. What up?


Not much. I'm working way too much, and I miss you guys (at the risk of sounding like a sentimental douche.)

[Stig]

Not much. I'm working way too much, and I miss you guys (at the risk of sounding like a sentimental douche.)

HA-ha! You're a sentimental douche!!! :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[English Gent]

Go fuck yourselves, shitstains!

[Blue Heeler]

Not much. I'm working way too much, and I miss you guys (at the risk of sounding like a sentimental douche.)

Miss us? Who are you again? :action-sm

[Pearce]

Go fuck yourselves, shitstains!

Loki is eerily upbeat today.

[Blue Heeler]

It just hit me...no more prize pig fun with the phones. :(

[English Gent]

God, I love Sam.

[Heather Height]

What the fuck is this horseshit music?

[mrogi]

92.3 NOW is lonely

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/lonely.jpg

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Know who I miss? Heather Height.

[Blue Heeler]

What the fuck is this horseshit music?

Well, it's horseshit music.

G'morning everahbawdah.

Know who I miss? Heather Height.

who?

[Pearce]

I've had my stupid lava lamp plugged in for like an hour and a half, and it's still not lava-y. Do these things expire?

[Heather Height]

Miss us? Who are you again? :action-sm

Awwwww...*brushes away a little tear* I love you too!:action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

I've had my stupid lava lamp plugged in for like an hour and a half, and it's still not lava-y. Do these things expire?

Yes, they expired in the 80's.

[mrogi]

"We gotta get the okay from Ant before we use slang" _ black rappers

[Stig]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Know who I miss? Heather Height.

DO ya?

[Mobo]

Key all day.
sleep all night.
life be borin'
I'm in Dallas, bitch!

[Pearce]

Why can they play a song that says "she gave me head"? Just because it's a song lyric, it's magically not offensive anymore?

[Stig]

This song makes me hate New Jersey, Hip-Hop, and *******.

[Blue Heeler]

Negros make the worst music.

[Stig]

Key all day.
sleep all night.
life be borin'
I'm in Dallas, bitch!

Bag all day
fight all night
hate my life
I'M IN NEW HAMPSHIRE BITCH!

[Heather Height]

Why can they play a song that says "she gave me head"? Just because it's a song lyric, it's magically not offensive anymore?

Whats offensive about good head?

[Blue Heeler]

Bag all day
fight all night
hate my life
I'M IN NEW HAMPSHIRE BITCH!

Work all day
Sleep at night
pay my taxes
I'm a white man, bitch

[mrogi]

Fucked all day,
Fucked all night,
By a goon named Bubba.
I'm in prison, bitch.

[Blue Heeler]

Whats offensive about good head?

His mommy won't let girls in his bedroom...

[Mobo]

Fucked all day,
Fucked all night,
By a goon named Bubba.
I'm in prison, bitch.

Who's the new guy? Why is no one attacking him? Why are his lines appropriate, correctly spelled, and at the very least, slightly funny?

[Blue Heeler]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TRONICS is back!

[Heather Height]

Bitch all day
whine all night
I don't know how to drive
I'm in Long Island bitch!

[Blue Heeler]

Who's the new guy? Why is no one attacking him? Why are his lines appropriate, correctly spelled, and at the very least, slightly funny?

I'm holding back...I want to stomp his avatar while wearing a GOP hat.

[Mobo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TRONICS is back!

think that's bad? Discount Harry is back!!!!!!

[Stig]

Oh, fuck me in the ass.... Sunsetter and Discount Harry are back.

[Blue Heeler]

wtf...now the Sunsetter commercial?! God hates us all.

[Stig]

Bitch all day
whine all night
I don't know how to drive
I'm in Long Island bitch!

You're A Long Island bitch.

[steve500]

FUCK! At least he killed the first cunt that kept begging him to tell us about the discount.

[Bill Lehecka]

They've added another "The Discount, Harry!" drop, just to torture us...

And they've added the A-M call today, N-Z call tomorrow gimmick. I never got how that's effective, especially if they play the ad for days...

[mrogi]

Pussywhipped all day
Henpecked all night
My life is shit,
I'm married, bitch.

[croscoe]

Lynch all day.
Lynch all night.
Gonna burn some crosses.
I'm in the Klan, *******.

[Mobo]

They've added another "The Discount, Harry!" drop, just to torture us...

And they've added the A-M call today, N-Z call tomorrow gimmick. I never got how that's effective, especially if they play the ad for days...

"Damn! I sure could use that awning, but my last name is Nelson. Well, guess I'll give 'em a call tomorrow...."

[Heather Height]

You're A Long Island bitch.

Oh no! I can't be, my hairs not big enough, I know how to speak correctly and I don't yell enough.

[Stig]

"Health Care Warning! Stupid cunt reads phony headlines!"

[Mobo]

Guns all day.
teens all night.
hair plugs be sproutin'.
I'm Anthony Cumia, bitch!

[Stig]

Oh no! I can't be, my hairs not big enough, I know how to speak correctly and I don't yell enough.

Yes, but you DO have tattoos.

[Mobo]

Why wouldn't another embarassing knock-out be the end for Chuck Liddell?

[mrogi]

3vsU-ylgczY

[Mobo]

3vsU-ylgczY

Nice find......

[Mobo]

nothing like a Dana White phoner to make the thread go boom.

[Stig]

nothing like a Dana White phoner to make the thread go boom.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzgoes the dynamite.

[Mobo]

http://www.break.com/index/super-slow-motion-sneezing.html

[Mobo]

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-camera-shoots-1000-frames-per-second1.html

skip to 1:45 to see some cool jello shots. (no, not that kind.....)

[Mobo]

I invented EVERYTHING, Michelle....hoo hoo.

[Bronx Johnny]

Anyone catch Breaking Bad lastnight? Easily best show on t.v. and to me seems better then the Soprano's. Word hope all have a nuclear bomb kind of day.

[mrogi]

Ant hates Obama because he kisses the ass of dictators:

http://images2.dailykos.com/images/user/3/bush_kiss_saudi.jpg

[Mobo]

Does anybody remember laughter?

[Heather Height]

People have sex everywhere and anywhere! Noooooo!!!!!

[Mobo]

He was putting the meat in the burrito bowl.
He was drizzling his hot sauce on her enchilada.
He was eating her taco with no lettuce.
He was using his dick to fuck her pussy.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

WTF!

Everyone know Burger King is that place to go.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:XutoKzyIklSZHM:http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/HumptyHump.jpg

[Mobo]

Taco Bell's a new one to me, but.....

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/humpty%20hump.jpg


EDIT: goddamn it RS&T.....

[Blue Heeler]

He was putting the meat in the burrito bowl.
He was drizzling his hot sauce on her enchilada.
He was eating her taco with no lettuce.
He was using his dick to fuck her pussy.

She ordered a burrito with extra guacamole.

[Stig]

People have sex everywhere and anywhere! Noooooo!!!!!

You may be a bit jaded, miss. You sell dildos.

[Mobo]

The safety of our customers is our number one concern. Now, please, come try our deep-fried, double cheese, Grease-a-dilla!

[Stig]

He was putting the meat in the burrito bowl.
He was drizzling his hot sauce on her enchilada.
He was eating her taco with no lettuce.
He was using his dick to fuck her pussy.

Professor Plum, In the Taco Bell Bathroom, With his cock.

[Mobo]

I heard that that new GTA for the DS has sold TENS of copies!

[Chester'sLiver]

No one buys PSP games. The PSP will be dead soon enough. the coolest things about it is how it interacts with the PS3. Other then that ehhh its crap..

[Blue Heeler]

No one buys PSP games. The PSP will be dead soon enough. the coolest things about it is how it interacts with the PS3. Other then that ehhh its crap..

I'm playing my PSP now more than I ever have:

God of War
Final Fantasy 1 & 2

And if you hack your PSP, then it's the best fucking portable ever created...it becomes a great emulator for retro gaming.

[transit grinder]

I actually enjoyed the new DS GTA but... I heard it flopped pretty hard, what is Lazlow talking about?

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm playing my PSP now more than I ever have:

God of War
Final Fantasy 1 & 2

And if you hack your PSP, then it's the best fucking portable ever created...it becomes a great emulator for retro gaming.

Yeah I have mine hacked...its also why you never have to buy games..

[Blue Heeler]

I actually enjoyed the new DS GTA but... I heard it flopped pretty hard, what is Lazlow talking about?

Let me sum it up for you:

Rockstar game came out, here's your free handout...
Random rumor that's wrong...

[Blue Heeler]

Yeah I have mine hacked...its also why you never have to buy games..

If the PSP2 ever comes out, then I'll hack my 1st Gen PSP...until then, I'm not going to risk bricking it.

[Danesy]

Morning everyone! How are we today?

[Blue Heeler]

Ugh, white trash should never have access to Guinness

[Blue Heeler]

Morning everyone! How are we today?

Hello Miss...

Sleep deprived and what was the question again?

[Mobo]

Dana White comes on to talk about real men, competing in hand-to-hand combat, and the thread goes silent.

Lazlow comes on and talks about handhled consoles, the fanbois come running from their hidey-holes.

[Mobo]

Morning everyone! How are we today?

hello, miss.....

we are.....speechless.

[Mobo]

never gotten ANYTHING from torrents....never downloaded any fake or wrongly named files.

and I've used torrents......A LOT.

[Blue Heeler]

Lazlow's giving a great plug for BitTorrent...haha

[transit grinder]

never gotten ANYTHING from torrents....never downloaded any fake or wrongly named files.

and I've used torrents......A LOT.

x2

[Blue Heeler]

I guarantee that most of the people in that studio use torrents...

[Danesy]

Hello Miss...

Sleep deprived and what was the question again?

hello, miss.....

we are.....speechless.

Morning guys!!!

Uh oh ... why's Mobo speechless????

[Blue Heeler]

Wrong Jimmy...Napster opened up bands I'd never heard of, then went out and bought their CD's.

[Mobo]

yeah....I agree, stealing from people that paid for entertainment is wrong. And now....Stalker Patty and Bobo describe 2 Girls 1 Cup for a video that's SURE to blow up on Youtube!

[transit grinder]

I do pick up physical copies of albums that I download and enjoy.

[Chester'sLiver]

how about 95 percent of games suck ass and they cost 60 bucks a pop? its not 30 bucks anymore. Its getting ridiculous to buy games anymore and most are shit..

[Awful Me]

But they don't fucking complain about getting free movies....

[Mobo]

Morning guys!!!

Uh oh ... why's Mobo speechless????

Not just me....the whole thread.

[Danesy]

I will say that if I like a band or album enough, I WILL get it off Itunes.

I bought Chinese Democracy this weekend ... surprisingly, not a bad album.

[Awful Me]

yeah....I agree, stealing from people that paid for entertainment is wrong. And now....Stalker Patty and Bobo describe 2 Girls 1 Cup for a video that's SURE to blow up on Youtube!



you forgot hotcakes.

[Falldog]

I figured Laz would be more enlightened by the benefits of torrenting.

It's not theft silly. No one's out a product.

[Blue Heeler]

how about 95 percent of games suck ass and they cost 60 bucks a pop? its not 30 bucks anymore. Its getting ridiculous to buy games anymore and most are shit..

^^ this

[uptown]

So stealing is bad .... except when the guys in the studio pass around movies, or Anthony loads up his basement theatre with every DVD he can get his hands on. Right.

[TJLamb0518]

Wait....Ant copies Netflix movies, the boys constantly talk about screener copies they get/copy of movies that are in theaters....but they're AGAINST illegal downloading?

[Mobo]

this whole conversation makes me laugh.....Listening to Jimmy get increasingly madder as they misinformation goes on and on...it's like hearing my Grandparents complain about something that they're COMPLETELY clueless about.

[transit grinder]

Jimmy is now angry at torrents. Before he was asking if he could use them without getting viruses.

[Blue Heeler]

What if you already physically own what you torrent and you want a digital backup? hmmmmmmm?

[Falldog]

Someone needs to let Jimmy know that the people who download his shit wouldn't have purchased it in the first place. More people are actually listening to Jimmy thanks to torrents.

[Mobo]

or, you can get the entire artists discography, for free, in less than 10 minutes.....sorry, Itunes.

[TJLamb0518]

Also, wasn't this a show that was a HUGE advocate of something called..."Syndication Underground", which was in effect "stealing content" from their employer?

[transit grinder]

or, you can get the entire artists discography, for free, in less than 10 minutes.....sorry, Itunes.

x100

Love grabbing discographies all willie nillie.

[Mobo]

Dana White comes on to talk about real men, competing in hand-to-hand combat, and the thread goes silent.

Lazlow comes on and talks about handhled consoles, the fanbois come running from their hidey-holes.

Then, bring up torrents, and the anthill REALLY gets kicked over....

[uptown]

I figured Laz would be more enlightened by the benefits of torrenting.

It's not theft silly. No one's out a product.

It destroys the supply/demand balance by increasing the supply and decreasing the paying-customer demand.

[Blue Heeler]

That still counts as a IF read...that's 3 today

[Mobo]

Heeler....how dare you....trying to chastize the Ope-ster.....for shame.

[Mobo]

It destroys the supply/demand balance by increasing the supply and decreasing the paying-customer demand.

have you listened to the radio lately? The shitty music has decreased the paying customer demand.

[Blue Heeler]

Heeler....how dare you....trying to chastize the Ope-ster.....for shame.

haha, guess I'm in detention again.

[Stig]

The caller is incoherent but right - when they went from LP to CD, they doubled the price to buy 10-12 songs, and the physical product is much cheaper to produce.
The record companies created this problem with their greed.

[TJLamb0518]

OK....Music Compies screwed over = good. GAME companies charging 60.00 a pop for a game = bad.


Got it. Good to know.

[Blue Heeler]

Lazlow steals our money when he pushes a $60 game that doesn't have more than 2 weeks playability.

[Danesy]

OK....Music Compies screwed over = good. GAME companies charging 60.00 a pop for a game = bad.


Got it. Good to know.

Lazlow steals our money when he pushes a $60 game that doesn't have more than 2 weeks playability.

X2.

Fucking overpriced video games. Fuck you Lazlow. :rolleyes:

[Awful Me]

Lazlow steals our money when he pushes a $60 game that doesn't have more than 2 weeks playability.

if that.

[TJLamb0518]

X2.

Fucking overpriced video games. Fuck you Lazlow. :rolleyes:



I wonder how Lazlow would feel to know that I've bought EVERY Rockstar game used at Blockbuster for 9.99-14.99, EVEN GTA IV. Perfectly legal, but he's not seeing any of my money.

[Blue Heeler]

if that.

I'm already in detention, don't YMB me.

[English Gent]

I do use torrents, but if I download an album and like it, I'll buy it.

[Mobo]

The day that music companies ACTUALLY give a shit and ACTIVELY try to become smarter than the people that are "stealing" the "art", will be the day that "stealing" goes away.

[Awful Me]

I'm already in detention, don't YMB me.

i almost edited my post because i actually meant: "two weeks?....if that...."

[Blue Heeler]

Game companies re-release most of their games on the 360 and PS3 in "Greatest Hits" compilations. I bought the Sonic's Genesis Greatest Hits a while back and love it because they upscaled them to HD.

[Blue Heeler]

i almost edited my post because i actually meant: "two weeks?....if that...."

oh...if not I.F.

:icon_redf

[TJLamb0518]

IF Sirius and XM hadn't merged, and IF someone had called in saying they downloaded Sterns' show all the time illegally....you know the boys would applaud the caller for not paying for Sirius

[Awful Me]

Game companies re-release most of their games on the 360 and PS3 in "Greatest Hits" compilations. I bought the Sonic's Genesis Greatest Hits a while back and love it because they upscaled them to HD.



I got a Sega Classics compilation for my psp. love it.

[Mobo]

Game companies re-release most of their games on the 360 and PS3 in "Greatest Hits" compilations. I bought the Sonic's Genesis Greatest Hits a while back and love it because they upscaled them to HD.

This post is like when you're at a party, and everyone's talking really loud. Then, the music goes off suddenly, and one person is caught yelling out something really embarassing.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

LOL...where's the Boston accent?

[Blue Heeler]

I copy Kevin from CT's instant feedbacks and submit them as my own.

[Stig]

Want more people to pay for the show? Stop fucking punishing us with David and Bobo.

[Mobo]

Want more people to pay for the show? Stop fucking punishing us with David and Bobo.

Now, THAT I would download.

[DonTheTrucker]

I love how Jimmy justifies Paltalk stealing the show because they do so much radio. Just admit you're mad you can't see girls on cam at work anymore.

Have I mentioned that I love the suits at Sirius?

[Blue Heeler]

I love how Jimmy justifies Paltalk stealing the show because the do so much radio. Just admit you're mad you can't see girls on cam at work anymore.

Have I mentioned that I love the suits at Sirius?

Pal who?

[Blue Heeler]

Now I want to run home and download Rockstar games just for spite.

[uptown]

Study Finds Pirates Buy 10x More Music Online than Non-Pirates
http://i.gizmodo.com/5219587/study-finds-pirates-buy-10x-more-music-online-than-non+pirates

[Mobo]

I'm going to smoke now.....Lazlow can cry into his fuckin' Guiness Tap.....bitch.

[Stig]

Speaking of Boston, I wonder if Crippy's somewhere on the marathon route, plastered already.

[Stig]

Study Finds Pirates Buy 10x More Music Online than Non-Pirates
http://i.gizmodo.com/5219587/study-finds-pirates-buy-10x-more-music-online-than-non+pirates

Old news - this has always been the same, even back when "Home Taping Was Killing Music."
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/Home_taping_is_killing_music.png

http://pics.livejournal.com/nalsa/pic/000ady6y

http://www.kopimi.com/copyriot/homesewing.gif

[Mobo]

I see two problems with this post:

Speaking of Boston, I wonder if Crippy's somewhere on the marathon route, plastered already.

Stig....think before you post.

[Blue Heeler]

Speaking of Boston, I wonder if Crippy's somewhere on the marathon route, plastered already.

He's at the finish line, ass in the air, hoping the Ethiopian trips, cock first. hmmm, that was funnier before I typed it...

[crippledalbino]

Speaking of Boston, I wonder if Crippy's somewhere on the marathon route, plastered already.

Yes, if by 'marathon route' you mean 'still in bed'.

[Blue Heeler]

I'm going to smoke now.....Lazlow can cry into his fuckin' Guiness Tap.....bitch.

You'll probably bum a cigarette off one person and a light from another...THIEF!

[Mobo]

HAAAA HA HA HA!
Crip's like Candyman....we said his name too many times.

[Blue Heeler]

Yes, if by 'marathon route' you mean 'still in bed'.

Damn...one slight mention and his AIDS alert goes off...

yay 10k...booo

http://www.japanorama.com/images/10000yen.gif

[Stig]

I see two problems with this post:



Stig....think before you post.

I never accused him of actually running.

[crippledalbino]

I see two problems with this post:



Stig....think before you post.
Yeah, seriously. Has he fucking met me?
Well, no, I guess he hasn't. But that's just because he's afraid to acknowledge the existence of fans of a radio show that he listens to.
He's at the finish line, ass in the air, hoping the Ethiopian trips, cock first. hmmm, that was funnier before I typed it...

Oh, I meant to tell you, this morning I got inspiration for a brand new song. It's called "Blue Heeler is usually good for one, but not today."

[Stig]

Damn...one slight mention and his AIDS alert goes off...

yay 10k...booo

51,000...booooo x 5.1.

[Pearce]

He's at the finish line, ass in the air, hoping the Ethiopian trips, cock first. hmmm, that was funnier before I typed it...

You always wants a minimum of 3 commas in a joke.

[crippledalbino]

Damn...one slight mention and his AIDS alert goes off...

yay 10k...booo

http://www.japanorama.com/images/10000yen.gif

You're just full of suck this morning, aren't you?

[DonTheTrucker]

This is why I love Opie. Women are dying by the millions of breast cancer and the stock is why he worries about this company failing.

[Mobo]

Damn...one slight mention and his AIDS alert goes off...

yay 10k...booo

51,000...booooo x 5.1.

Congrats to the two of you.

My sympathies to the rest of you.

[Blue Heeler]

Oh, I meant to tell you, this morning I got inspiration for a brand new song. It's called "Blue Heeler is usually good for one, but not today."

Is that the sequel to "Blue Heeler already had 2 IF's before Crippy climbed outta bed"?

pssst, your pajama flap is open in the back...

[crippledalbino]

HAAAA HA HA HA!
Crip's like Candyman....we said his name too many times.

Fuck you, Mobo, I'm no ******.

[English Gent]

That bitch's North London accent bugs the shit out of me.

[Blue Heeler]

You're just full of suck this morning, aren't you?

Is this rhetorical?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Apu Blagojevich :haha7:

[crippledalbino]

Is that the sequel to "Blue Heeler already had 2 IF's before Crippy climbed outta bed"?

pssst, your pajama flap is open in the back...

Listen... back in the day, you were Blue Heeler from Kentucky, the (secondhand) star of the IF world. You came waltzing in here with your little avatar that said 'more IFs than instant feedbacks'.

And you know what? Now you're just a Wackbagger with occasional IFs.

Congratulations, you're Pearce.

[Blue Heeler]

That bitch's North London accent bugs the shit out of me.

al-U-min-EE-um

[Mobo]

That girl is living in the slums of India, and I downloaded Slumdog Millionaire! Haaaaa ha ha ha ha! HAAAA HA HA HA HA! There's some molten lead in your eye! Haaaa ha ha ha ha ha!

[Blue Heeler]

Listen... back in the day, you were Blue Heeler from Kentucky, the (secondhand) star of the IF world. You came waltzing in here with your little avatar that said 'more IFs than instant feedbacks'.

And you know what? Now you're just a Wackbagger with occasional IFs.

Congratulations, you're Pearce.

zoal?

[English Gent]

al-U-min-EE-um

In fairness, we even spell it differently.

[Pearce]

You came waltzing in here with your little avatar that said 'more IFs than instant feedbacks'.

Blue Heeler sure was a redundant bag of shit.

[Blue Heeler]

In fairness, we even spell it differently.

Fair or just plain silly?

[Mobo]

Listen... back in the day, you were Blue Heeler from Kentucky, the (secondhand) star of the IF world. You came waltzing in here with your little avatar that said 'more IFs than instant feedbacks'.

And you know what? Now you're just a Wackbagger with occasional IFs.

Congratulations, you're Pearce.

ha ha! SMASH!
Crip's here now, Heeler...you should go get some rest.

[Blue Heeler]

Blue Heeler sure was a redundant bag of shit.

Dammit, I'm changing my name to Blur Heller...

[TJLamb0518]

When the name changes, they want to sweep it under the rug....like...say....XM?

[crippledalbino]

zoal?

The fucking weird thing is that I know nothing about the guy, but somehow Zoal is one of my favorite people these days.

He's not even in this thread and he's gonna find this post in two years to throw in my face.

[Mobo]

When the name changes, they want to sweep it under the rug....like...say....XM?

There are 2 things that Opie is sure of:
1. the company will end up using XM only.
2. Chuck Liddell WILL fight in the UFC again.

[English Gent]

Fair or just plain silly?

The language is ENGLISH, and not that bizarre patois spoken by you natives in the colonies.

[TJLamb0518]

There are 2 things that Opie is sure of:
1. the company will end up using XM only.
2. Chuck Liddell WILL fight in the UFC again.


And that he'll take 12-year old Gary to an Islanders game

[Mobo]

Note to self:
remember to download 3 new Rockstar video games as soon as they come out.

[Blue Heeler]

The language is ENGLISH, and not that bizarre patois spoken by you natives in the colonies.

I live in a Commonwealth that was formed long after the colonists kicked the redcoats back into the sea. Now back away before I use insults and moxy!

[crippledalbino]

There are 2 things that Opie is sure of:
1. the company will end up using XM only.
2. Chuck Liddell WILL fight in the UFC again.
3. This is going to be a youtube sensation.
Note to self:
remember to download 3 new Rockstar video games as soon as they come out.

Do you know how to do that for xbox games? I'm afraid to try. I don't want to fuck with my machine for fear it never works again.

[Blue Heeler]

3. This is going to be a youtube sensation.


Do you know how to do that for xbox games? I'm afraid to try. I don't want to fuck with my machine for fear it never works again.

By "fuck with" do you mean turn it on?

[Mobo]

The language is ENGLISH, and not that bizarre patois spoken by you natives in the colonies.

I like it when EG uses the word "patois"........patois....lookit me....Mr. Fancy Man....using my patois.....patois.....

[crippledalbino]

I live in a Commonwealth that was formed long after the colonists kicked the redcoats back into the sea. Now back away before I use insults and moxy!
"whaa"
http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/boxxy1.jpg

[English Gent]

I live in a Commonwealth that was formed long after the colonists kicked the redcoats back into the sea. Now back away before I use insults and moxy!

You are a traitor to the Queen!

[Pearce]

I live in a Commonwealth that was formed long after the colonists kicked the redcoats back into the sea. Now back away before I use insults and moxy!

There's a fine line between moxy and spunk, my friend, and no one likes a spunky Kentuckian.

[crippledalbino]

By "fuck with" do you mean turn it on?
You think you're fucking hilarious, but I've never had a single problem with mine.
I like it when EG uses the word "patois"........patois....lookit me....Mr. Fancy Man....using my patois.....patois.....

I like my patois mashed.


....boo.

[Mobo]

Do you know how to do that for xbox games? I'm afraid to try. I don't want to fuck with my machine for fear it never works again.

I've tried it once or twice....it just seems easier to me to just go rent a video game....of course, maybe Lazlow considers that stealing too.

[English Gent]

I like it when EG uses the word "patois"........patois....lookit me....Mr. Fancy Man....using my patois.....patois.....

I'm sorry that you had to google the term......

[zoal]

Morning

[Mobo]

There's a fine line between moxy and spunk, my friend, and no one likes a spunky Kentuckian.

except for his sister!

WAH-DA-WAH-DA-WAH-WAH!

[Blue Heeler]

There's a fine line between moxy and spunk, my friend, and no one likes a spunky Kentuckian.

ew!

[Mobo]

I'm sorry that you had to google the term......

Only the first time you used it.......
patios.........PAtios........paTIOS......

[crippledalbino]

I've tried it once or twice....it just seems easier to me to just go rent a video game....of course, maybe Lazlow considers that stealing too.

I think you need to hack your xbox just to read it.
I never bothered trying it.
However, that being said, I've got a great fancy new download of the Lazlow show now. I think I'm going to delete it and download it again.

[Blue Heeler]

Morning

Hi zoal, bookmark this thread for future use.

[English Gent]

Only the first time you used it.......
patios.........PAtios........paTIOS......

Are you drunk again?

[crippledalbino]

Hi zoal, bookmark this thread for future use.

Fuck you, Heeler. I've never liked you.

[Mobo]

Are you drunk again?

Maybe....what about it? You think you're better than me, Patois? Patios?

[Blue Heeler]

Fuck you, Heeler. I've never liked you.

But...I thought we were fake internet buddies?!

[Mobo]

Saw "The Wrestler" for the first time, last night.....(DL'ed BTW)....I thought it was ok, but I've heard that story a hundred times....Enjoyed "Beyond the Mat" more.

[Danesy]

Fuck you, Heeler. I've never liked you.

X2.

Although he's being suspiciously nice to me these days ... something strange is going on .... :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

But...I thought we were fake internet buddies?!

I thought we were too, but then I realized that you're really just all about grinding me under your manure-stained heel.

[Danesy]

Are you drunk again?

HEY!!! That's my bit. I'm the one with the drinking problem not HIM!!!!


:mad4:

[Mobo]

"Sucks to be you" is when you listen to the entire O&A show and nothing funny happens. "Unlucky Lottery" is when....

fuck it...I just wanted to take that shot at the show.....

[Space Edge]

Lazlow is so against stealing I wonder if he cuts Sirius/XM a check every time he sells a box set ? Since that is their content not his.

[crimescenesex]

*yawn* morning fellars

[English Gent]

HEY!!! That's my bit. I'm the one with the drinking problem not HIM!!!!


:mad4:

Yeah, but I don't need to ask whether you're drunk, because I know that you will be. You're basically Oliver Reed with tits.

[crippledalbino]

Saw "The Wrestler" for the first time, last night.....(DL'ed BTW)....I thought it was ok, but I've heard that story a hundred times....Enjoyed "Beyond the Mat" more.
Really? I loved it. (Obtained it the week it came out in theaters via completely legal and ethical means)
X2.

Although he's being suspiciously nice to me these days ... something strange is going on .... :rolleyes:

He's sleep deprived.

[English Gent]

*yawn* morning fellars

Fuck you, and fuck your mother, you fucking fuck.

[crippledalbino]

*yawn* morning fellars

Really? You're just going to wander in like that, are ya?

[LiddyRules]

I can't remember shit from elementary school.

[crimescenesex]

Fuck you, and fuck your mother, you fucking fuck.
Done, done, and done.

Really? You're just going to wander in like that, are ya?

I just did didn't I?

[Mobo]

*yawn* morning fellars

Shhhh...the men are talking.

[DonTheTrucker]

Lazlow is so against stealing I wonder if he cuts Sirius/XM a check every time he sells a box set ? Since that is their content not his.

I'd be willing to bet he owns the rights to that show. He did it for years on K-Rock and we know how CBS feels about that kind of thing.

[crippledalbino]

I can't remember shit from elementary school.
I can't remember shit from last Thursday.
Done, done, and done.



I just did didn't I?

You did. You've already proven yourself uninteresting, let's see if you can add some funny to the thread.


And... go.

[crimescenesex]

Shhhh...the men are talking.

Where?.. that's where I need to be.

[crimescenesex]

You did. You've already proven yourself uninteresting, let's see if you can add some funny to the thread.


And... go.

I'm still waiting for your contribution.. give me some inspiration will ya.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I don't think you CAN take a picture of the earth with the Hubble.

[Mobo]

I'm not feeling it today....I'm just going to ignore him....

sorry pal, we had a good new person this morning.....

[Stig]

Where?.. that's where I need to be.

Are we playing another scintillating round of "Who is this Really?"

[crippledalbino]

I'm still waiting for your contribution.. give me some inspiration will ya.

Oh I get it, you're just a surly little troll boy looking to start some shit. Alright. Your bit has been recognized, you can now be ignored.

[crippledalbino]

I'm not feeling it today....I'm just going to ignore him....

sorry pal, we had a good new person this morning.....

What? there was a fun n00b this morning and I missed it? Shit.

[Space Edge]

I'd be willing to bet he owns the rights to that show. He did it for years on K-Rock and we know how CBS feels about that kind of thing.

But does he own the Siri/Xm shows ? I know it's his creative content but once it goes over the air isn't it theirs? Just a question I wonder about.

[Mobo]

Are we playing another scintillating round of "Who is this Really?"

I hope not....I hate that bit....

DO YOU HEAR THAT WHOEVER-YOU-ARE?!?!? I HAAAAATE THAT BIT!

[crippledalbino]

But does he own the Siri/Xm shows ? I know it's his creative content but once it goes over the air isn't it theirs? Just a question I wonder about.

It's all a question of the contract he signed. Some guys sign all their content away to the company, some guys retain the rights and can do with it what they want. It's really a contract by contract basis.

[Mobo]

What? there was a fun n00b this morning and I missed it? Shit.

Yup....semi-funny and helpful....found a video of Chuck Liddell's fight from last night, right after Danny said that it wasn't on the internet anymore...

[crippledalbino]

I hope not....I hate that bit....

DO YOU HEAR THAT WHOEVER-YOU-ARE?!?!? I HAAAAATE THAT BIT!

You know we're all surly when all of us at the exact same time decide to just ignore the little bastard. Ha.

[Blue Heeler]

You guys leave crimescenesex alone...LEAVE HIM ALONE!

[crippledalbino]

Yup....semi-funny and helpful....found a video of Chuck Liddell's fight from last night, right after Danny said that it wasn't on the internet anymore...

Oh, good for him. Ha.
And we wonder why we never get any new 'regulars' to this thread.

[Blue Heeler]

Oh, good for him. Ha.
And we wonder why we never get any new 'regulars' to this thread.

I'm waiting for password only LT's...

[Mobo]

I'm waiting for password only LT's...

That would rule.....my password would be....patois.....

[crippledalbino]

I'm waiting for password only LT's...

And people always wander in thinking it has something to do with postcount. It doesn't. Every single last one of us is actually ashamed of the number that's underneath our names.

[crimescenesex]

Are we playing another scintillating round of "Who is this Really?"

:whistle:

[crippledalbino]

That would rule.....my password would be....patois.....

My cat hates that I'm guffawing like a lunatic over here. Almost as much as I laughed last night when a total stranger bashed Zoal for his semi-colon usage on facebook. Oh my god, it made me so happy.

[Blue Heeler]

And people always wander in thinking it has something to do with postcount. It doesn't. Every single last one of us is actually ashamed of the number that's underneath our names.

You are Number 6.

[TJLamb0518]

I love it! Coincidence or planned, SOMEONE on the show happened to pick the Tom jones interview where Jim "Stealing is Wrong" Norton says he has a bootleg copy of Tom Joneses latest CD....TO Tom Jones!!!


How's THAT for being disingenuous!!

[crimescenesex]

Oh, good for him. Ha.
And we wonder why we never get any new 'regulars' to this thread.

Because regulars get banned? Just a thought...

[Blue Heeler]

Because regulars get banned? Just a thought...

If you start typing in haikus then we've got you motherfucker...WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

[crippledalbino]

You are Number 6.
I am not a number! I am a FREE MAN!!!!
Because regulars get banned? Just a thought...

Yeah, that's exactly what happens. Boy, you sure have your finger on the pulse of what goes on around here.

[TJLamb0518]

If you start typing in haikus then we've got you motherfucker...WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!


A faggola?

[Blue Heeler]

I am not a number! I am a FREE MAN!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkBd3FD1GRY

[Danesy]

If you start typing in haikus then we've got you motherfucker...WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Psssst ... we all know that when one of these guys shows up it's Mobo ....

[Mobo]

Hey there English Gent......ch-ch-ch-check it out....

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b77_1240142064

[crimescenesex]

If you start typing in haikus then we've got you motherfucker...WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Only time I talk in Haikus is when I'm sitting on the toilet trying to somehow convince that log out. So no. I'm not WOW.

Yeah, that's exactly what happens. Boy, you sure have your finger on the pulse of what goes on around here.

Right now I only have my fingers on my keyboard.. am I missing something?

[Mobo]

Psssst ... we all know that when one of these guys shows up it's Mobo ....

and we also know that you'll show up with the annoying, "we know it's Mobo" post.....so why would I even bother?

[Blue Heeler]

Psssst ... we all know that when one of these guys shows up it's Mobo ....

I was referring to Wilma WOW...

[TJLamb0518]

I am not a number! I am a FREE MAN!!!!

.


http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes8/ShawShank5.jpeg


Man, THAT explains a lot....

[Danesy]

Only time I talk in Haikus is when I'm sitting on the toilet trying to somehow convince that log out. So no. I'm not WOW.

There's a hint ... he knows who WOW is. Hmm ....

and we also know that you'll show up with the annoying, "we know it's Mobo" post.....so why would I even bother?

I still think it's you. I don't care how annoying you think it is ...

;p

[Mobo]

Right now I only have my fingers on my keyboard.. am I missing something?

yup...the funny thoughts that those fingers type for the rest of us to read. What happened to those?

[crippledalbino]

and we also know that you'll show up with the annoying, "we know it's Mobo" post.....so why would I even bother?
And then when she shows up, Heeler makes her look stupid, and...
I was referring to Wilma WOW...

We really just follow the same script every day.

[Danesy]

I was referring to Wilma WOW...

I know that ... but I always think it's Mobo ...

[LiddyRules]

And people always wander in thinking it has something to do with postcount. It doesn't. Every single last one of us is actually ashamed of the number that's underneath our names. I am. I consider it a pathetic compulsion.

[crippledalbino]

There's a hint ... he knows who WOW is. Hmm ....




It's not a hint. This guy is uninteresting and pathetic. There's nothing to figure out. Even if it is a regular, no one cares.

[Blue Heeler]

ok, I'd love to play guess the previously banned bagger...but I have work to do before I break for lunch.

[Danesy]

And then when she shows up, Heeler makes her look stupid, and...


We really just follow the same script every day.

NOOOOOOOO!!!! Heeler makes YOU look stupid. Not me!!!! He's being nice to me now.

;p

[crippledalbino]

NOOOOOOOO!!!! Heeler makes YOU look stupid. Not me!!!! He's being nice to me now.

;p

Oh, so I'll take over Heeler's old role.

Ha ha, you're going to die of lung cancer.

[Danesy]

Oh, so I'll take over Heeler's old role.

Ha ha, you're going to die of lung cancer.

And you're going to die unemployed.

Fuck you.

I couldn't say that to Heeler ... I got nothing on him .... :rolleyes:

[Danesy]

And on that note I am going to get a diet coke and go smoke.

Back in a bit happy people. :icon_roll

[Mobo]

Oh, so I'll take over Heeler's old role.

Ha ha, you're going to die of lung cancer.

Crip, slide over, I wanna take a crack at it....

Dane Cook is a bit stealing hack, and people that enjoy sports talk are neanderthals.

[crippledalbino]

And you're going to die unemployed.

Fuck you.

I couldn't say that to Heeler ... I got nothing on him .... :rolleyes:

For notes on how to properly bash Heeler, please refer to my earlier posting in this thread.

And you let me know when I should start unloading on you. I have a feeling I could do it pretty well.

[Stig]

I was away. Still torturing the noob who is probably one of you dicks?

[Stig]

For notes on how to properly bash Heeler, please refer to my earlier posting in this thread.

And you let me know when I should start unloading on you. I have a feeling I could do it pretty well.

By "Unload," you mean "Cum," right?

[crippledalbino]

I was away. Still torturing the noob who is probably one of you dicks?

No, ignoring the tepid, stagnant waste. He brought nothing, so we gave him nothing back. Welcome back. Going old(ish) school with the avatar, are ya?

[Mobo]

I was away. Still torturing the noob who is probably one of you dicks?

nope.....beating up on Danesy.....it's more fun.

[crippledalbino]

nope.....beating up on Danesy.....it's more fun.

How pathetic is that guy when he couldn't even capture our attention and imagination during the eleven o'clock hour on a Monday? That's a special breed of suck right there.

[TJLamb0518]

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes8/ShawShank5.jpeg


Man, THAT explains a lot....



Nothing? This got NOTHING? I called albino a black man, people! That's always good for a loff around here, even if I did place it in the middle of the daily "guess which banned poster THIS is" game!

[Stig]

No, ignoring the tepid, stagnant waste. He brought nothing, so we gave him nothing back. Welcome back. Going old(ish) school with the avatar, are ya?

Yeah. I like to do flashback day occasionally, now that I've retired "Bringing Sexy Back."

[Pearce]

Yeah. I like to do flashback day occasionally, now that I've retired "Bringing Sexy Back."

It didn't work for Shannon Moore, why would it work for you?

[crippledalbino]

Nothing? This got NOTHING? I called albino a black man, people! That's always good for a loff around here, even if I did place it in the middle of the daily "guess which banned poster THIS is" game!
It's true. Nothing makes us laugh like a picture of Morgan Freeman. Always guaranteed a giggle fest.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/08/01-07/Morgan-Freeman-car-crash-accident.jpg

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHHEHHAHSHAHAHAHHAHJFKJGKJGNJHAHHFHGFHAHJ J
Yeah. I like to do flashback day occasionally, now that I've retired "Bringing Sexy Back."

Oh, so you just post whatever happens after the trailers slow down?

[Stig]

It didn't work for Shannon Moore, why would it work for you?

My sexy avatars were quite popular!

[TJLamb0518]

See....Morgan Freeman as God is just TOO laughable.



Convict is so much more believable.

[Mobo]

How pathetic is that guy when he couldn't even capture our attention and imagination during the eleven o'clock hour on a Monday? That's a special breed of suck right there.

The shitty, no-thought screen name....the tee-niney avatar pic....the "I've got nothing" flop sweat coming from his posts.....eh....I've seen better....The Drunken Marine set the bar pretty damn high....

[crippledalbino]

See....Morgan Freeman as God is just TOO laughable.



Convict is so much more believable.
Hey, that's hilarious, because racism is funny.
The shitty, no-thought screen name....the tee-niney avatar pic....the "I've got nothing" flop sweat coming from his posts.....eh....I've seen better....The Drunken Marine set the bar pretty damn high....

Yeah, but what are we gonna do? We can't rewrite Stairway to Heaven every time.

[Mobo]

did you guys check out that link I posted for Lok....<ahem> English Gent?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b77_1240142064

It's a dude dying on t.v. The audience think it's a work, and they laugh at him.....brilliant.

[crippledalbino]

did you guys check out that link I posted for Lok....<ahem> English Gent?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b77_1240142064

It's a dude dying on t.v. The audience think it's a work, and they laugh at him.....brilliant.

I just went back a page before you reposted the link.
That's fucking cringey dude. Ha.

But you know what? That's totally how I'm going to die. People laughing at my stupidness and the the darkness hits.

[Pearce]

did you guys check out that link I posted for Lok....<ahem> English Gent?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b77_1240142064

It's a dude dying on t.v. The audience think it's a work, and they laugh at him.....brilliant.

There's nothing more embarassing than dying with a fez on.

[Danesy]

For notes on how to properly bash Heeler, please refer to my earlier posting in this thread.

And you let me know when I should start unloading on you. I have a feeling I could do it pretty well.

:icon_eek:

Yep, he's taken Heeler's spot. Wonderful.

Where's nice Crip?? He was the bessssst.

[crimescenesex]

The shitty, no-thought screen name....the tee-niney avatar pic....the "I've got nothing" flop sweat coming from his posts.....eh....I've seen better....The Drunken Marine set the bar pretty damn high....

He must've really sucked.
I've always found it funny how you all pat yourselves on the back for running off the newest poster... as I recall, you were once new too? No?

[Danesy]

By "Unload," you mean "Cum," right?

Sorry catching up ...

No, he really means beat me until all my dignity is gone. Which wouldn't take much BTW .... :rolleyes:

[Danesy]

He must've really sucked.
I've always found it funny how you all pat yourselves on the back for running off the newest poster... as I recall, you were once new too? No?

No, we came with the place.

[Stig]

Sorry catching up ...

No, he really means beat me until all my dignity is gone. Which wouldn't take much BTW .... :rolleyes:

Hot.

[Mobo]

He must've really sucked.
I've always found it funny how you all pat yourselves on the back for running off the newest poster... as I recall, you were once new too? No?

Nope...I was born here....I'm a local.

<pat pat>

[crippledalbino]

:icon_eek:

Yep, he's taken Heeler's spot. Wonderful.

Where's nice Crip?? He was the bessssst.

Never existed.

[crippledalbino]

Nope...I was born here....I'm a local.

<pat pat>

And if we really want to have a laugh, we call each other the 'locos' because we're so ZANY!

[crimescenesex]

No, we came with the place.

Nope...I was born here....I'm a local.

<pat pat>
Anyone else looking to reiterate themselves?

[LiddyRules]

did you guys check out that link I posted for Lok....<ahem> English Gent?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b77_1240142064

It's a dude dying on t.v. The audience think it's a work, and they laugh at him.....brilliant.

The snore followed by the fall over is perfect in its hilarity.

[Danesy]

Never existed.

Just when I was trying to tell myself it's impossible to hate you .... I've learned NOTHING is impossible.

[Danesy]

Anyone else looking to reiterate themselves?

I would like to point out a couple of things ...

1. I said it first, Mobo is a bit stealing WHORE!
2. Most of these people here would need to google reiterate, so please stop using those big words.

Thanks.

[crippledalbino]

Anyone else looking to reiterate themselves?

So what was your plan? You just want to come in here and act all cunty to people? That's your idea of a good time? That's what you do for entertainment? You don't want to talk to people like a human? Or are your actions justified because we like to pick on the new guy when he comes in a little? What precisely are you doing here? And I don't mean "why are you here because you're new", I mean "why come in acting like a complete cunt to everyone?"

Is this your idea of a silly joke? Are you having fun over there?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Anyone hear Fezzy audio bleeding thru?

[Stig]

Anyone else looking to reiterate themselves?

Is that like masturbating?

[Danesy]

Anyone hear Fezzy audio bleeding thru?

My favorite thing about RS&T is his ability to ALWAYS stay on topic with the show no matter what's going on around him.

[Stig]

So what was your plan? You just want to come in here and act all cunty to people? That's your idea of a good time? That's what you do for entertainment? You don't want to talk to people like a human? Or are your actions justified because we like to pick on the new guy when he comes in a little? What precisely are you doing here? And I don't mean "why are you here because you're new", I mean "why come in acting like a complete cunt to everyone?"

Is this your idea of a silly joke? Are you having fun over there?

Getting PWNED by the newbie, are ya? :icon_lol:

[Mobo]

The snore followed by the fall over is perfect in its hilarity.

You dig it da most.....I figured there would be some creeps around here that would enjoy that....

[crippledalbino]

My favorite thing about RS&T is his ability to ALWAYS stay on topic with the show no matter what's going on around him.

There are a few people who do that. I always like when Jimmy's Dignity will be in our completely unrelated conversations, and then he'll throw in a show-related sentence at the end, just to show his other Mod buddies that he discusses the show in listening threads.

But no one can top Mr. Automated Bot SOS.

[crimescenesex]

So what was your plan? You just want to come in here and act all cunty to people? That's your idea of a good time? That's what you do for entertainment? You don't want to talk to people like a human? Or are your actions justified because we like to pick on the new guy when he comes in a little? What precisely are you doing here? And I don't mean "why are you here because you're new", I mean "why come in acting like a complete cunt to everyone?"

Is this your idea of a silly joke? Are you having fun over there?

So is this Wackbag's idea of an interview? You really put some thought into this. I almost feel like I have to put together some sort of a legitimate response. THE PRESSURE!

[crippledalbino]

Getting PWNED by the newbie, are ya? :icon_lol:

That's me, Stig. Totally destroyed by this guy. I'm crying over here wondering why my insults aren't making it through his thick outer shell.

[Stig]

That's me, Stig. Totally destroyed by this guy. I'm crying over here wondering why my insults aren't making it through his thick outer shell.

And longing for the creamy center, I know.

[crippledalbino]

So is this Wackbag's idea of an interview? You really put some thought into this. I almost feel like I have to put together some sort of a legitimate response. THE PRESSURE!

Yes.
I was asking a legitimate question, and I'm hoping for a legitimate answer. My 'pick on the new guy' bit is over. Now I'm actually interacting with you and waiting for a response.

[Danesy]

There are a few people who do that. I always like when Jimmy's Dignity will be in our completely unrelated conversations, and then he'll throw in a show-related sentence at the end, just to show his other Mod buddies that he discusses the show in listening threads.

But no one can top Mr. Automated Bot SOS.

True 'dat brutha!

[crimescenesex]

Is that like masturbating?

No. Cuz I'd actually be enjoying that.
Just like sex, repetitiveness is extremely boring. Somehow, I'm not disappointed here.

[crimescenesex]

Yes.
My 'pick on the new guy' bit is over.

Long ago. Since you seem to recite the same tired lines over and over again.

"I was waiting to see what you're opinion of "so and so" was"... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[RobeSoup&Tears]

My favorite thing about RS&T is his ability to ALWAYS stay on topic with the show no matter what's going on around him.

I like reading the posts but don't usually have the time to respond as id like.

Don, Stig, JD, CA, usually post what I'm thinking anyway. :icon_mrgr

[Stig]

Replay, faggots.

[Wilmington WOW]

re-kay

where is everyone?

[Danesy]

Not listening, but here, keeping WOW company.

:p

[CousinDave]

re-kay

where is everyone?


I just got back from taking my dog for a walk

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Whoa...Iron Epson.

"Well Dogee-an"

[Mother Shucker]

R.I.P. Sheik.

[CousinDave]

R.I.P. Sheik.

remember when he called out Michael Richards over the ****** thing

[Wilmington WOW]

Not listening, but here, keeping WOW company.

:p

So do you listen to o&a at all anymore?

[Danesy]

So do you listen to o&a at all anymore?

Rarely. I got hooked on WEEI in the mornings during their vacation. I did listen to R&F today though.

[Hudson]

The rutgers girls must know how to party..stds are like 50% at Rutgers.

[CousinDave]

The rutgers girls must know how to party..stds are like 50% at Rutgers.


what do you expect from a bunch of nappy headed hos

[Redding]

Drink water all day drink water all night im in Modesto bitch

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Drink water all day drink water all night im in Modesto bitch

:haha7: Lil' Conner 'n Da Blub...Blub...Blub

[Redding]

:haha7: Lil' Conner 'n Da Blub...Blub...Blub

Susan Smith got no more Bub in the tub

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
he likes to get jerked off
that would make a great photoshop

[BRONCOS]

Someone needs to let Jimmy know that the people who download his shit wouldn't have purchased it in the first place. More people are actually listening to Jimmy thanks to torrents.


It's like this. You purchase a record/CD and the company gets 90% of the money.

The band or musician is hoping you like the music and will come to his live show. There he gets paid.

So if I get some songs for my IPOD and I like the band I'm going to check them out if they come to a venue near me.

Same with Jimmy. If a non-fan hears some of his stuff online (youtube) and decides that Jimmy is funny that person will be more inclined to see Jimmy live, get a photo, autograph...

Now video games, I have never tried playing or downloading games copied or burned. Just too much to mod a system for burned CD's.

Movies... ya I have seen my share of burned DVD's or leaked movies on-line.

[busycrapper]

Are they talking about those $5K sex dolls? I saw something like that on HBO a few years ago. The japs will have a full fledge sex robot anytime now. In 20 years you will likely have somebody to replace your wife. Do the dishes, suck your cock. Vacum the house, take it up the shitter.

Cool!

I wonder how much this one goes for

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlC9q3fxSYY

[west milly tom]

Ant's Hawkings voice had me howling.