The Columbine Massa-cree 10th anniversary.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Ten years ago today, two of the silliest of geese strolled into Columbine High School and on into the history books.

Ten years later, and most of the self-serving bullshit that followed in the wake of the event is being exposed as the bullshit it always was, and finally being laid to rest.

-The "trenchcoat mafia" crap... Oooo a "mafia"... scary. :rolleyes:

-The "I believe in God" girl bullshit... never happened... buncha Bible thumpers trying to grab some spotlight time.

-The "bullying" bullshit... sorry, every single psychologist and psychobabbling wannabe in the world... they WERE NOT bullied.

-"Social outcasts", "heavy metal music uber fans", "Neo-Nazis", "stoners" "friendless nerds", "Goths", "video game freaks"... wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, fucking wrong.

Sorry to all the wannabe Sigmund Freuds out there, but these two clowns don't fit into any of your neat little psychobabble pigeon holes.

Here's the proper diagnosis... THEY WERE A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES!

You don't need to be a victim of bullies, your mommy and daddy don't have to withold hugs from you, you don't need to be hopped up on goofballs, desensitized by violent video games, wear black nail polish, taking your marching orders directly from the dark lord Satan, or channeling the ghost of Adolph Hitler...

Sometimes... YOU CAN JUST BE A COLOSSAL ASSHOLE!

If there's any "theory" which the Colombine event seems to confirm, it's this theory... Assholes sometimes travel in pairs.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-04-13-columbine-myths_N.htm



Now you know the rest of the story... and fuck Paul Harvey in his nostrils.

[LiddyRules]

Now you know the rest of the story... and fuck Paul Harvey in his nostrils. Dead nostrils.

We've all thought about shooting up our high schools. They just did it. They were go-getters.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Dead nostrils.

Hotter still.

We've all thought about shooting up our high schools. They just did it. They were go-getters.

They certainly were. They reached right out there and grabbed the bull by the horns, they did.

Ugh... I just remembered...

I was watching somes news show crap interview with some dizzy girl who had been shot at Colombine but survived.

The reporter dude says to her, "Why do you think you were shot?" Of course the dude was asking her for the reason why whatever of the two loonies picked her as a target... BUT... little Miss Bible Betty had to go twist some religious angle into it... "Because God knew I was strong enough to survive the test of my faith."

:puke:

Well then, Bible Betty... what did your wonderful God know about the other 13 'weaklings' who got shot and DIED at your school that day?

Ugh... religious drivel.

[lockjaaaaww]

little Miss Bible Betty had to go twist some religious angle into it... "Because God knew I was strong enough to survive the test of my faith"


Its quotes like this that prove that all religions suck.

horay atheism.

[EarthCrisis]

Thread of the year for me. Has everything, from the truth to nostril penetration.

[Stormrider666]

Ten years ago today, two of the silliest of geese strolled into Columbine High School and on into the history books.

Ten years later, and most of the self-serving bullshit that followed in the wake of the event is being exposed as the bullshit it always was, and finally being laid to rest.

-The "trenchcoat mafia" crap... Oooo a "mafia"... scary. :rolleyes:

-The "I believe in God" girl bullshit... never happened... buncha Bible thumpers trying to grab some spotlight time.

-The "bullying" bullshit... sorry, every single psychologist and psychobabbling wannabe in the world... they WERE NOT bullied.

-"Social outcasts", "heavy metal music uber fans", "Neo-Nazis", "stoners" "friendless nerds", "Goths", "video game freaks"... wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, fucking wrong.

Sorry to all the wannabe Sigmund Freuds out there, but these two clowns don't fit into any of your neat little psychobabble pigeon holes.

Here's the proper diagnosis... THEY WERE A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES!

You don't need to be a victim of bullies, your mommy and daddy don't have to withold hugs from you, you don't need to be hopped up on goofballs, desensitized by violent video games, wear black nail polish, taking your marching orders directly from the dark lord Satan, or channeling the ghost of Adolph Hitler...

Sometimes... YOU CAN JUST BE A COLOSSAL ASSHOLE!

If there's any "theory" which the Colombine event seems to confirm, it's this theory... Assholes sometimes travel in pairs.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-04-13-columbine-myths_N.htm



Now you know the rest of the story... and fuck Paul Harvey in his nostrils.

A couple of years ago, I watched NGC's Final Report on Columbine. Its truly amazing how much the media got wrong. But I do wonder, if the lack of information was because it happened before the internet really took off and the impact it would have on the 24 hour news cycle.

A couple of my favorite tidbits of information, was that one of the kids was arrested, that one of them went to the prom, and that their original plan was to set a bomb off and kill people as they ran from the school.

[Hudson]

Oprah cancelled her show today on it..Cunty felt it spent too much time focused on the two dipshits. UGH! I cannot believe that it was picked up by the news as an item!

[BCH]

That Dylan Klebold is one scary looking guy though...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/108229610/lolz.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

eh quitters. they still had ammo left

[Three Hole Puncher]

Good night, sweet princes.

http://www.members.tripod.com/%7EVanessaWest/ericharrisdylanklebold4.jpg

[EarthCrisis]

any more pics of the carnage?

[BIV]

I can't remember, did these twits take themselves out or did the police pokerize them?

[lockjaaaaww]

I remember mad magazine upset some people because in one of the comics (monroe I think) a bully's name was dylan and the comic came out right around columbine.

[Three Hole Puncher]

I can't remember, did these twits take themselves out or did the police pokerize them?

Well... it wasn't Professor Plum, in the Library, with the gun.

They both took the douchebag route... popped their own melons.

http://www.members.tripod.com/~VanessaWest/ericharrisdylanklebold3.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

yea i couldn't decide who the bigger pussy's were that day, the boys in black or the boys in blue hiding behind the armored car while the shooting was going on.

[Death Metal Moe]

Wow, this is news to me. Sorry, I just thought what I heard was truth until now, like most of the nation.

Just more reminders not to get your news from one place, and sometimes even EVERY place is wrong as well.

[oandapartycock]

Great documentary on it:
http://threebooksandamovie.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/bowlingforcolumbine.jpg

[ducks and covers under a cafeteria table]

[THE FEZ MAN]

as a gun owner ;) i still dont know what to make of that movie. my biggest bitch was that he went after an obviously mentally incapacitated chuck heston.

fatso is entitled to his opinion, but i guess i just didn't "get" his opinion.

[lockjaaaaww]

Good night, sweet princes.

http://www.members.tripod.com/%7EVanessaWest/ericharrisdylanklebold4.jpg

I've never seen these pictures before.

[GrimSanity]

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if i remember right they said one shot the other and riged a pipebomb to him so when they moved him it would go off. there are alot of pics and surveillance video that got out but you have to look for it. and they were assholes but they were bullied and just can't push some people. i don't agree what they did but i understand. short version of the cafe video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZdEN3_pJE0&feature=related heres a better one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKDvT1f6HDc&feature=related

[oandapartycock]

http://www.members.tripod.com/%7EVanessaWest/ericharrisdylanklebold3.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKDvT1f6HDc[/quote]

The second video you post looks pretty real, but where they fall at the end when they off themselves doesn't look like the pictures here. :huh:

[Absolutely]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKDvT1f6HDc

The second video you post looks pretty real, but where they fall at the end when they off themselves doesn't look like the pictures here. :huh:

The 2nd video is from a movie "Zero Day", not real...

[BIV]

and they were assholes but they were bullied and just can't push some people.
It actually turned out they were not bullied. Like someone said above, they were just assholes.

[AtlantaHardcore]

horay agnosticism.

Fixed. :action-sm

[Three Hole Puncher]

and they were assholes but they were bullied and just can't push some people. i don't agree what they did but i understand.

And it must be true because TeeVee said so, right?

Look... I understand how appealing the "Tormented nerds get revenge on the bullies" story may be... but it's just not true.

These were not a couple of fragile little boys who were pushed to their breaking point by a cruel and hostile world. This was a couple of psychotic jerkoffs who decided to go with the nuclear option of attention whoring strategies.

THEY WERE NOT BULLIED... if anything THEY were the bullies...

...but the record now shows Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold hadn't been bullied — in fact, they had bragged in diaries about picking on freshmen and "fags."

If you really want the psychology behind these two dopes, it's this simple...

They were angry.

And what were they so angry about? Again, simple... they were angry that they had nothing to be angry about. Just like the 9/11 Truther douchebags who are so furious with their lives of comfort and privilege, that they have to grab a bullhorn and starts screaming about the imaginary legions of evil government operatives who are oppressing and persecuting them.

Look at these two knuckleheads...

http://images.absoluteastronomy.com/images/topicimages/e/er/eric_harris_and_dylan_klebold.gif

Neither of them was hideous or deformed... matter of fact, they were quite the tussleable young lads. They both came from stable families... their parents never beat their asses. They both had normal, non-brutal childhoods.

This joker even had a girl BEG him to take her to the prom!

http://acolumbinesite.com/dylan/pics/prom.jpg

On the day of the massacre, they each drove THEIR CARS to the school! Two cars! They each had a car... in high school! Right proper little lords they were. Shit... I had to ride a fucking yellow school bus when I was in high school... now THAT is a humiliation that is mass murder worthy.

Look at Dylan Klebold's stupid diary... it reads like the script of the Quincy "Punk Rocker Zombie Killer" episode... "We're not your escape goats! We're the killers, maaah! We'll kill your whole sick so-sigh-itee!"

Fucking haaaaaack!

They were privileged, comfortable, lily-white, non-persecuted, normal little assholes who had nothing to be angry about... and THAT'S what made them so angry.

[Three Hole Puncher]

On the upside... they were snappy dressers.

It looks like they shop at the same store where Ant gets all of his combat wear.

Good night, sweet princes.

http://www.members.tripod.com/%7EVanessaWest/ericharrisdylanklebold4.jpg

[Beeman99]

Great documentary on it:
http://threebooksandamovie.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/bowlingforcolumbine.jpg

[ducks and covers under a cafeteria table]

isn't that the movie where that fat fuck says Canada is peaceful and the people never lock their doors??

Dumb lard eating douche

[kloraferm]

I've never seen these pictures before.
:icon_eek: Same here. Fucking knuckleheads.

[CougarHunter]

Good work boys.

[THE FEZ MAN]

it is nice to know tha POS High Point carbine worked

[LDO]

There is no other reason to shoot up a school than there is to try and win American Idol. To become famous/infamous. The news media is the accomplice in every school shooting. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan