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Saikotic
04-22-2009, 06:35 AM
Morning. Go fuck a corpse.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 06:43 AM
Hmmm:
Joystiq is reporting that Fallout may soon be making the big screen jump. They say Bethesda Softworks, the company behind the most recent Fallout game, Fallout 3 has registered a trademark, claiming the Fallout name for “entertainment services in the nature of an on-going television program” and in another filing, securing the trademark for “motion picture films about a post-nuclear apocalyptic world.”
PartyRock24
04-22-2009, 06:50 AM
Morning all
Watch this video if you want to have a laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJc0j1anOjk
English Gent
04-22-2009, 06:55 AM
Good morning, utter cunts who I hope die of liver cancer on a relative's wedding day
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 06:58 AM
Good morning, utter cunts who I hope die of liver cancer on a relative's wedding day
Oh that would be a sweet, sweet release.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 06:59 AM
Morning all
Watch this video if you want to have a laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJc0j1anOjk
WTF was that?
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 07:01 AM
Morning shit heads.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 07:01 AM
Morning all
Watch this video if you want to have a laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJc0j1anOjk
No.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 07:03 AM
Morning shit heads.
Fuck off.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 07:06 AM
Ooooooooo, it's Budget Day here in the UK, where we get to find out just how the Government's going to fuck us over the next year. Yaaayyyyy!!!
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:06 AM
WTF was that?
He filmed his tweener boyfriend and had to express his cum-laden devotion to the world.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:07 AM
Morning. Go fuck a corpse.
You say that like its a bad thing.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 07:08 AM
Ooooooooo, it's Budget Day here in the UK, where we get to find out just how the Government's going to fuck us over the next year. Yaaayyyyy!!!
Revolt, it worked pretty good for us.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:10 AM
You say that like its a bad thing.
Only if you don't have a industrial microwave to warm it up.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:13 AM
Revolt, it worked pretty good for us.
Yeah, and see where it's gotten us? Tax on the money we earn AND the money we spend. Didn't we revolt over taxation?
English Gent
04-22-2009, 07:14 AM
How Huey Lewis convinced a judge that Ray Parker Jnr ripped him off is unfathomable.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:15 AM
Only if you don't have a industrial microwave to warm it up.
I just take a garden hose and fill her up with hot water and were good to go.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:16 AM
I just take a garden hose and fill her up with hot water and were good to go.
Her? Using a corpse as a beard are ya?
mrogi
04-22-2009, 07:20 AM
Ever since I learned how to download porn I dont need to hold a real woman.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:22 AM
Her? Using a corpse as a beard are ya?
I woulda picked the guy but he didn't have enough maggots and everyone knows the fresh ones are for rookies. I need to sqeeze an ass cheek and watch it ooze between my fingers.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:22 AM
Ever since I learned how to download porn I dont need to hold a real woman.
Perfect. Less chance of you further polluting the gene pool. Great job, sparky. Now if we had only been able to convince Blue Heeler to think like that.
Pearce
04-22-2009, 07:23 AM
Puns are never good. The other day I was reading Reel Big Fish album reviews and they all had some lame shit like "This one proves that the fish are no longer minnows."
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:23 AM
I woulda picked the guy but he didn't have enough maggots and everyone knows the fresh ones are for rookies. I need to sqeeze an ass cheek and watch it ooze between my fingers.
Fuck that. I just peel the skin back from the skull and fuck a socket. Much more portable.
Amateur.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:24 AM
Puns are never good. The other day I was reading Reel Big Fish album reviews and they all had some lame shit like "This one proves that the fish are no longer minnows."
Try watching Mythbusters or Time Warp. Yecch.
Philly loser
04-22-2009, 07:25 AM
not a listening thread guy - usual amount of show talk?
mrogi
04-22-2009, 07:25 AM
Which one is Ernest Borgnine?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/hey.jpg
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:27 AM
Fuck that. I just peel the skin back from the skull and fuck a socket. Much more portable.
Amateur.
Peel the skin back? What are we girl scouts? Thats perfectly good rot lube.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 07:27 AM
not a listening thread guy - usual amount of show talk?
yes, it picks up a bit later...right now we're just grumpy bastards.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:27 AM
not a listening thread guy - usual amount of show talk?
Wha? Someone translate that for me.
Philly loser
04-22-2009, 07:27 AM
she fucking had a song on a cd in 1999
I think Simon knew it could sing and set up the drama
he knows how to play the rubes
mrogi
04-22-2009, 07:28 AM
That kid sounds like Michael Jackson.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:28 AM
Peel the skin back? What are we girl scouts? Thats perfectly good rot lube.
The bone scrapes my cock raw. Lubricant is for sissies.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:28 AM
Which one is Ernest Borgnine?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/hey.jpg
AHHHHHHH!!! HOLY SHIT ...thats what she really looks like? She looks like a burn victim with fake eyebrows and a wig.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:29 AM
That kid was touched by Michael Jackson.
Fixed.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 07:30 AM
What they didn't mention on the show was that this kid wasn't exactly an unknown: he had played a young Michael Jackson in a major stage production of Jackson's life story. Cowell hand-picked him.
Philly loser
04-22-2009, 07:31 AM
the show is a complete set up
fuck britain
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 07:31 AM
Ant uses that office space joke twice a show.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:31 AM
What they didn't mention on the show was that this kid wasn't exactly an unknown: he had played a young Michael Jackson in a major stage production of Jackson's life story. Cowell hand-picked him.
Huh, that's a interesting point you've raisezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:31 AM
The bone scrapes my cock raw. Lubricant is for sissies.
The bone peeenches my weenie and that hurts like the dickens. I like the smooth soupy feel of a smokers tary lung gunking up my cockhole.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:32 AM
Nice IF, sir.
Pearce
04-22-2009, 07:32 AM
congrats Jimcy
Philly loser
04-22-2009, 07:33 AM
later fuckos
mrogi
04-22-2009, 07:33 AM
Jimcy got a mention. How cool is that.
Pearce
04-22-2009, 07:34 AM
Jimcy got a mention. How cool is that.
Cooler than being stabbed in eye, not as cool as finding a penny on the sidewalk.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:35 AM
Jimcy got a mention. How cool is that.
Not very, I'm still a worthless douchebag.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 07:36 AM
later fuckos
Goodbye, shitdick.
mrogi
04-22-2009, 07:36 AM
If Johnnie Cochran was still alive the Craiglist killer would beat the rap.
If the hooker aint shit...you must acquit.
Philly loser
04-22-2009, 07:37 AM
Top?
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:38 AM
Does this remind anyone of jack the ripper supposedly being a doctor?
Philly loser
04-22-2009, 07:38 AM
Goodbye, shitdick.
ha ha
good one
:rolleyes:
mrogi
04-22-2009, 07:40 AM
Everybody hates lawyers...until you need one.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 07:40 AM
Not very, I'm still a worthless douchebag.
Even a thousand IF's won't change that.
Saikotic
04-22-2009, 07:41 AM
Punching out. One love, one love.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 07:41 AM
If Johnnie Cochran was still alive the Craiglist killer would beat the rap.
If the hooker aint shit...you must acquit.
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/devestating_car_crash_1.jpg
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 07:42 AM
I gave Opie's video a 1 star rating
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:48 AM
wow ease up on the brakes guys we can't have this kinda craziness on the radio
Pearce
04-22-2009, 07:49 AM
They should thank Comedy Central for never calling them back.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 07:52 AM
They seem to get into some sticky situations when they do these bits. There bra bombing and helicopters are flying around trying to run them outta the sky and cops are chasin them down the street.
This is just looney folks.
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 07:55 AM
That bit was cheesey.
Guilty Spark
04-22-2009, 07:57 AM
no! too wacky and zany!
Pearce
04-22-2009, 07:58 AM
Imagine Howie playing his old tapes and making fun of how bad he used to be. That egomaniac probably thinks he was great from day 1.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 08:04 AM
Is Parez Hilton that guys real name or just a fucking awful play on Paris Hiltons name?
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 08:05 AM
She was on hannity last night, ages definitely not back-teacking. In fact she proclaimes her faith readily.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 08:06 AM
Is Parez Hilton that guys real name or just a fucking awful play on Paris Hiltons name?
I really hope that you're kidding.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 08:07 AM
I really hope that you're kidding.
I don't know this guy. I would assume its fake but fuck if I know.
Pearce
04-22-2009, 08:08 AM
I don't know this guy. I would assume its fake but fuck if I know.
Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr. (born March 23, 1978 in Miami, Florida)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Perezhiltonorange.jpg
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAGqkc2Qkk
Pleasure for me!
English Gent
04-22-2009, 08:08 AM
I don't know this guy. I would assume its fake but fuck if I know.
It's a pseudonym.
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 08:09 AM
Is Parez Hilton that guys real name or just a fucking awful play on Paris Hiltons name?
http://www.whiterose.org/pete/blog/facepalm.jpg
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 08:12 AM
Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr. (born March 23, 1978 in Miami, Florida)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Perezhiltonorange.jpg
I didn't think it was possible for me to hate him more then I already did but that picture proved me wrong.
Pearce
04-22-2009, 08:22 AM
Since noone is in the thread, I'll post this embarassing clip of Opie solo at WBAB http://www.zshare.net/audio/59016921949d95e1/
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 08:24 AM
Good morning.
Always love hearing Scorch bits.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:25 AM
You would think the blind Governor of NY would get rid of Times Square's lights out of spite.
Heather Height
04-22-2009, 08:25 AM
I am beginning to hate dildos!
Pearce
04-22-2009, 08:26 AM
I am beginning to hate dildos!
Things Crip Will Never Say for 400!
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:27 AM
Good morning.
Always love hearing Scorch bits.
Thought about you yesterday when I drove by an overturned semi with aircare landing nearby. "Truck drivers are so stupid."
Guilty Spark
04-22-2009, 08:27 AM
I think I heard this show last month
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 08:28 AM
ages definitely not back-teacking.
You're posting from a BlackBerry Pearl aren't you?
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:29 AM
http://web1.twitpic.com/img/6266914-3b2d1b6214dab22e91513aa3384bbf55.49eeff77-scaled.jpg
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 08:30 AM
Thought about you yesterday when I drove by an overturned semi with aircare landing nearby. "Truck drivers are so stupid."
Saw that picture on your Twitter. That guy is SO fired.
Heather Height
04-22-2009, 08:30 AM
I'm going to **** the eye socket of the next giggling spoiled brat that comes in the store and doesn't buy anything because its "yucky" !
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:32 AM
Saw that picture on your Twitter. That guy is SO fired.
Looks like he was trying to beat the light, turning left to get onto I-275 W to Indiana...speed limit there is 35, so he was probably speeding too. Yeah, SO fired.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 08:33 AM
I'm going to **** the eye socket of the next giggling spoiled brat that comes in the store and doesn't buy anything because its "yucky" !
Thats what all 9 year olds say ....at first.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:33 AM
I'm going to **** the eye socket of the next giggling spoiled brat that comes in the store and doesn't buy anything because its "yucky" !
Maybe they saw some curly red hairs on a big black dildo.
The New Yee Dynasty didn't burn to the ground. It was renovated, and is open for business again.
Minus Scorch.
I'm going to **** the eye socket of the next giggling spoiled brat that comes in the store and doesn't buy anything because its "yucky" !
Maybe they need a little product demonstration.
Heather Height
04-22-2009, 08:36 AM
Maybe they saw some curly red hairs on a big black dildo.
what hair?
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:37 AM
When does Scorch say, "CAN YOU DIG IT?"
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:38 AM
what hair?
oh literal dildo saleslady...
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 08:40 AM
Is this the sequel to UHF?
And why isn't Scorch's mic plugged into the board?
NortonsGravyLeg
04-22-2009, 08:40 AM
Morning baggers
10 mins of this horse shit...good lord.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 08:41 AM
what hair?
booo! the whole point of the red hair is for the fire bush
G'morning everahbawdah.
My online sub ran out.....thank God for the Inno...I wouldn't wanna miss a bit of the newest round of Scorch talk.
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 08:41 AM
You're posting from a BlackBerry Pearl aren't you?
Damn auto-spell gets me every time, and you even nailed the model blackberry.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:43 AM
G'morning everahbawdah.
My online sub ran out.....thank God for the Inno...
Hello...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9EAgmYn9PA0/SIvfoye4PAI/AAAAAAAAAWs/6nWjMixsbHg/s400/hello+-+lionel+richie.jpg
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:44 AM
Damn auto-spell gets me every time, and you even nailed the model blackberry.
QWERTY is the only way to go...fuck auto-spell.
G'morning everahbawdah.
My online sub ran out.....thank God for the Inno...I wouldn't wanna miss a bit of the newest round of Scorch talk.
Lucky me. I actually get to listen to the Scorch show and watch PFG TV.
Not that I ever would.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 08:45 AM
Damn auto-spell gets me every time, and you even nailed the model blackberry.
SureType is a bitch. I know the struggle.
Hello...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9EAgmYn9PA0/SIvfoye4PAI/AAAAAAAAAWs/6nWjMixsbHg/s400/hello+-+lionel+richie.jpg
Number 1 in England, but just a "Top Hit" in America? The instrumental version of "All Night Long"? What a shitty greeting.
Heather Height
04-22-2009, 08:48 AM
Gotta get ready for work, blah!
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:49 AM
Number 1 in England, but just a "Top Hit" in America? The instrumental version of "All Night Long"? What a shitty greeting.
I knew I should've just linked a picture of a soccer ball...
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:50 AM
Gotta get ready for work, ungh ungh ungh!
fixed for hotness
Gotta get ready for work, blah!
Oh, elusive fake-dick lady....here for a second, gone in a flesh, er...flash.
I knew I should've just linked a picture of a soccer ball...
that soccer ball had a "19,000" underneath it! You betta rekanize!
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 08:52 AM
Thanks for the credit on the Rupert Pupkin, Op.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:53 AM
that soccer ball had a "19,000" underneath it! You betta rekanize!
Don't forget the 16 hilarious posts afterwards...
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:53 AM
Thanks for the credit on the Rupert Pupkin, Op.
All uncredited IF's are divided amongst the leaderboard....sorry.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 08:54 AM
Number 1 in England, but just a "Top Hit" in America? The instrumental version of "All Night Long"? What a shitty greeting.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RwMqt39Crp0/RniONUWDZbI/AAAAAAAAALs/Wcr8z2Hymb4/s400/lionel+richie+sculpture.jpg
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:56 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RwMqt39Crp0/RniONUWDZbI/AAAAAAAAALs/Wcr8z2Hymb4/s400/lionel+richie+sculpture.jpg
http://debrisblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/mr-potato-head.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RwMqt39Crp0/RniONUWDZbI/AAAAAAAAALs/Wcr8z2Hymb4/s400/lionel+richie+sculpture.jpg
Ron Perlman with an afro?
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 08:56 AM
All uncredited IF's are divided amongst the leaderboard....sorry.
I only send in good ones, so when mine get ganked its a bigger deal.
Ron Perlman with an afro?
I know....it's like I get no respect around here.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 08:57 AM
Who the fuck is Scorch?
I only send in good ones, so when mine get ganked its a bigge deal.
http://themusicsover.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/fp8997notorious-big-posters.jpg?
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 08:59 AM
Who the fuck is Scorch?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PuZoLkvmBbc/ScvFN6Xy6sI/AAAAAAAADHk/tquQk619Sd0/s320/Johnny+Fever.jpg
Who the fuck is Scorch?
WHAT???? You don't know about MUTHAFUCKIN' SCORCH???
Keep it that way. You'll be happier.
Danesy
04-22-2009, 09:00 AM
Goooooood Morning everyone.
Y'know, out of all the Scorch breaks we've had to endure...this is by far the most douche-chilliest....
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 09:01 AM
http://themusicsover.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/fp8997notorious-big-posters.jpg?
I meant BIGGER not NIG.......
Never mind.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 09:01 AM
Goooooood Morning everyone.
Sure, it starts out good, but you know it's not going to end that way.
"i want my kid to be able to say my dad was Scorch, from every radio station east of the Mississippi."
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 09:03 AM
ugh, I hate the British Office, it's such a rip-off of The Office.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 09:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2c5j01Z6yY
I meant BIGGER not NIG.......
Never mind.
White people are so scared....of black people....
http://stuffflypeoplelike.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wallpaper31024.gif
Heather Height
04-22-2009, 09:06 AM
Oh, elusive fake-dick lady....here for a second, gone in a flesh, er...flash.
That's my new super hero name! Have a great day guys!
That's it. I'm moving out of New Hampshire.
Danesy
04-22-2009, 09:06 AM
Sure, it starts out good, but you know it's not going to end that way.
Negative Nelly ....
Oh, and it started off bad. So it can't get much worse. Unless my boss tells me I am getting laid off during our staff meeting today. Then yea, it can get worse.
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 09:07 AM
Buenos Morning
He sounds a bit like Valby
Scorches station. WGIR, Rock 101.
http://www.rock101wgir.com/main.html
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 09:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2c5j01Z6yY
I didn't laugh...it's just not funny at all.
I didn't laugh...it's just not funny at all.
Things Opie says when he reads Heeler's IF's for $800, Alex! <high fives Pearce!>
I didn't laugh...it's just not funny at all.
You mean that wasn't real?
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 09:19 AM
I didn't laugh...it's just not funny at all.
Is he having a laugh?
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:x8CdXGFagy256M:http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/images/ricky_gervais150.jpg
I like Extras more-er-ister..rrr
jonathan@sunsetter.com
Tell them about The Discount. Serious comments only, please.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 09:23 AM
I didn't laugh...it's just not funny at all.
As much as I loved Extras, The Office didn't do anything for me. And the American version fucking stinks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhzBol2SI_M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUCjg5Z1TQA&feature=related
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 09:25 AM
Is he having a laugh?
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:x8CdXGFagy256M:http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/images/ricky_gervais150.jpg
I like Extras more-er-ister..rrr
The scene with David Bowie may be the best comedy scene ever filmed.
English Gent
04-22-2009, 09:28 AM
As much as I loved Extras, The Office didn't do anything for me. And the American version fucking stinks.
I absolutely love the UK version of The Office, and I'm not a big fan of the US version, but I think that it's the perfect adaptation for US humor. I can't think of any way that they could have adapted it better.
Pearce
04-22-2009, 09:28 AM
"It's our fucking show, we can do whatever we want."
Opie makes me happy.
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 09:28 AM
But would'nt that make Scorch and Cyndi related.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2108/2500339681_d1132791d9.jpg
English Gent
04-22-2009, 09:29 AM
The scene with David Bowie may be the best comedy scene ever filmed.
Agreed.
"...............Stupid little fat man who sold his soul.........."
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 09:33 AM
I absolutely love the UK version of The Office, and I'm not a big fan of the US version, but I think that it's the perfect adaptation for US humor. I can't think of any way that they could have adapted it better.
The original version made me laugh a little bit, but you are right. They couldn't have made the American version any better for American comedy tastes. Unfortunately Americans have shit for taste in comedy.
The scene with David Bowie may be the best comedy scene ever filmed.
"Did you know The Sovereign is David Bowie?"
http://ryanblock.com/wp/files/vbbowie.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Conchords_106_Bowie.png
"It's me, Brett! David Bowie from the Ashes to Ashes video!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Conchords_106_Bowie.png
"It's me, Brett! David Bowie from the Ashes to Ashes video!"
May 5th, baby.....14th row....can't friggin' wait.
May 5th, baby.....14th row....can't friggin' wait.
Conchords?
Conchords?
yes sir! The missus and I are havin' a night out with the Conchords!
Danesy
04-22-2009, 09:45 AM
May 5th, baby.....14th row....can't friggin' wait.
May 2nd ... 11th row... can't friggin' wait.
Oh ... you're not talking about Dane Cook are ya??? :rolleyes:
JCred
04-22-2009, 09:47 AM
The CFO and acting head of Freddie Mac found dead of apparent suicide. Anthony may want to move around some investments during the break.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Economy/wireStory?id=7398758
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 09:48 AM
HEY-o!
Pearce
04-22-2009, 09:48 AM
aaaaand Heeler drops to #7
FMDoug
04-22-2009, 09:49 AM
Puppetry of the Penis? They already did this years ago.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 09:51 AM
The CFO and acting head of Freddie Mac found dead of apparent suicide. Anthony may want to move around some investments during the break.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Economy/wireStory?id=7398758
Can only hope its a "kill myself before everyone who ever headed Freddie and Fannie get indicted" suicide. I doubt it though.
Pearce
04-22-2009, 09:51 AM
Puppetry of the Penis? They already did this years ago.
Really? I can't believe they didn't mention that.
yes sir! The missus and I are havin' a night out with the Conchords!
Is she going to stalk them while you stand there awkwardly?
Puppetry of the Penis? They already did this years ago.
Remember how "The Old Bits Were Better?"
Well, here comes an old bit.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 09:53 AM
aaaaand Heeler drops to #7
The leaderboard does not recognize "Pearce from Mommy's basement".
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 09:54 AM
Pissing out of your butt shouldn't be called "a dump"
Razor Roman
04-22-2009, 09:55 AM
Morning folks...
listening to O&A, and prepping for tonight's Nofate and Razor show.
All of you LOST fans have no excuse tonight!!!!!
Pearce
04-22-2009, 09:57 AM
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/puppetryofthepenis/2003-january-puppetry-of-the-penis.jpg
Fucking David... I'm out.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 09:59 AM
Fucking David... I'm out.
fag
English Gent
04-22-2009, 09:59 AM
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/puppetryofthepenis/2003-january-puppetry-of-the-penis.jpg
I've not seen the show, but it's apparently absolutely brilliant.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:02 AM
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/puppetryofthepenis/2003-january-puppetry-of-the-penis.jpg
The guy standing up looks like Rob Halford...which wouldn't surprise anyone.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:03 AM
"We're the best at visual radio!" - Opie
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 10:04 AM
The guy standing up looks like Rob Halford...which wouldn't surprise anyone.
I'm getting a bit of a great Santini vibe from him.
Pearce
04-22-2009, 10:08 AM
Wow......
http://www.gaydarnation.com/images/gnimages/rn/custom2/2902.jpg
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:09 AM
I think the only thing that will take the gay out of this show is 30 minutes of Meatspin.
Freese
04-22-2009, 10:10 AM
yay, it's over.
meanmarv
04-22-2009, 10:10 AM
No Homo
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 10:12 AM
I bet those sounds David was making is exactly what it sounds like when hes cumming.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:20 AM
Well this takes the gay out...
meanmarv
04-22-2009, 10:21 AM
Double no homo
meanmarv
04-22-2009, 10:21 AM
Corn for dinner again?
Pearce
04-22-2009, 10:24 AM
Well this takes the gay out...
They've been trying to take the gay out for years....and it just gets worse all the time.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:27 AM
Where's a Foundry logo when you WANT one?
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 10:28 AM
They've been trying to take the gay out for years....and it just gets worse all the time.
But you love it right?
Morning Baggers. :action-sm
Nothing like some penis puppetry and shock videos to wake you up in the morning!
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:34 AM
"H-h-h-how did you..."
ACTING!
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 10:45 AM
Dr. Kaku is a great guest.
DR. Jimcy M.E.
04-22-2009, 10:48 AM
Dr. Kaku is a great guest.
When he was on last my favorite part was Colin and Jimmy disguising their attacks for each other as science questions.
Razor Roman
04-22-2009, 10:50 AM
What? Common Sense Jimmy is back???
and Opie agrees?!?!?!
What's next... Patrice bashing Obama?
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 10:50 AM
If they indict the guys who stopped that attack by waterboarding that savage, we're done.
Wow, did Op and Jimmy finally wake up? Mark this day guys. I'm sure it will change again by tomorrow.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:50 AM
Hey look, we got Anti-Liberal Jimmy on the show today!
David's gone? OK, I'm back.
And why did we only waterboard that asshole 183 times? Why not an even 200?
Redding
04-22-2009, 10:51 AM
On 9-11 Obama was reading to children...
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:51 AM
What? Common Sense Jimmy is back???
and Opie agrees?!?!?!
What's next... Patrice bashing Obama?
Well, Patrice was pushing "The Obama Deception"...
RockstarDan
04-22-2009, 10:53 AM
sweet waterboarding video:
http://www.thedailytube.com/video/17383/playboy-reporter-gets-waterboarded
playboy reporter thinks he can handle 15seconds of waterboarding. He lasts about 5. intense
Danesy
04-22-2009, 10:53 AM
I completely forgot today's Admin Day. I got presents!!!! :p
AND they are taking me to lunch ....
KEEP WATERBOARDIN'!!!! Do it to as many of those sand ni***rs as it takes until we stop the terrorist plotting and attacks against our country. Barack and the Left are such a bunch of little pussies. Wait til' we get attacked again, then we can stop being polite little buddies with the goddamn TERROIST CRIMINALS who want to kill everyone and everything in this country, while they capture our soliders over in the Middle East, and opposed to a fair trial and kindness, they cut their heads off on film and hang them from bridges. Barack is a piece of shit.
My god, I fucking hate this faggot president more and more every day. He's a traitor.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 10:55 AM
By the way, America.
We told you so.
Do we want to see our soldiers waterboarded? Fuck, that would be the NICEST thing they've ever done to our guys!!!
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:55 AM
I completely forgot today's Admin Day. I got presents!!!! :p
AND they are taking me to lunch ....
So I can make a "Ron & Fez 4/22/09: Danesy-free Thread!" thread?
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:57 AM
http://www.artofobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/super-386x450.jpg
Danesy
04-22-2009, 10:57 AM
So I can make a "Ron & Fez 4/22/09: Danesy-free Thread!" thread?
Yep! Have fun with that!
Although I might be back around 1:30 ish so it might not be TOTALLY Danesy free....
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 10:58 AM
Personally THIS is how I'd deal with Islamic Extremists....Oh, how I'd LOVE to do this and see their reactions during.
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp
Enjoy...see if you agree.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 10:59 AM
The release of this report and possible prosecution of the CIA guys is a payoff to the hardcore left who funded Obama's campaign.
I want to strangle this caller. The waterboarding stopped the attack in LA. I hope Steve the Caller gets his head cut off by a savage.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 10:59 AM
They should use pig's blood instead of water.
http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2008/11/barackobamabinladen.jpg
LiddyRules
04-22-2009, 11:01 AM
I'm not listening. What did Obama do now?
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:02 AM
I'm not listening. What did Obama do now?
He was born and fucked the world over.
GrammatonCleric
04-22-2009, 11:02 AM
I'm not listening. What did Obama do now?
He woke up black this morning.
jeffdc5
04-22-2009, 11:02 AM
Omg anthony is getting a little out of control
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 11:02 AM
They should use pig's blood instead of water.
You're not far away...see the link to my last post.
Here it is.
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:03 AM
...some people just live in Bizzarro world. This fella is a prime example.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:03 AM
Liberals never have any credible sources, do they?
http://www.artofobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/super-386x450.jpg
Nice of him to put that target there. Pretty big bullseye, though.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:03 AM
You're not far away...see the link to my last post.
Here it is.
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp
I can't go to snopes.com to see it.
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 11:04 AM
You're listening to the makings of the next Opie & Anthony Promo and Show Opener.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 11:04 AM
I'm not listening. What did Obama do now?
Released CIA documents detailing how waterboarding worked. Then promised to never do it again. And may imprison the guys who did it.
Oh and it prevented a second 9/11 style attack.
I'm not listening. What did Obama do now?
He wants to prosecute CIA agents for getting results and preventing attacks.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:04 AM
Nice of him to put that target there. Pretty big bullseye, though.
His "N" uniform was at the dry-cleaners.
GrammatonCleric
04-22-2009, 11:04 AM
Omg anthony is getting a little out of control
That K20 looks nice. It's no SR20 or RB26 but it's OK.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 11:05 AM
Liberals never have any credible sources, do they?
They don't need no stinking sources. They mean well.
BRONCOS
04-22-2009, 11:05 AM
According to Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., himself a torture victim during the Vietnam War, the water board technique is a "very exquisite torture" that should be outlawed.
http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Investigation/story?id=1356870
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 11:05 AM
Jeez...THE NEW YORK TIMES even admitted it.
JCred
04-22-2009, 11:06 AM
Usually, if you prove them wrong, they then accuse you of hate speech.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:08 AM
Liberals never have any credible sources, do they?
No they are pretty much immune to any understanding as long as they keep reading US News and World Report, Time and Newsweek for their minds. :action-sm
Jeez...THE NEW YORK TIMES even admitted it.
The best with them was recently when those Tea Parties were going on and they had NOTHING on the front page of their paper. Stupid Liberals.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 11:09 AM
According to Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., himself a torture victim during the Vietnam War, the water board technique is a "very exquisite torture" that should be outlawed.
http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Investigation/story?id=1356870
That took longer than I thought.
He wouldn't throw the CIA under the bus to make Bush look bad. If he did stop it he'd do it quietly, and not prosecute the guys who stopped an attack.
Thanks for trying though.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:09 AM
What!! ...wait!? Barack Hussein Obama is a hypocrite!?
What!! ...wait!? Barak Huissein Obama is a hypocrite!?
Today's been crazy, not only that, but I read online that the sky is blue.
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 11:13 AM
Douchey caller...Tell us what to do....not what not to do.
You can't can-cha
Pearce
04-22-2009, 11:13 AM
LOL, "It's the right thing to do, but it's wrong!". Strong argument.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:13 AM
Our enemies do not follow the Geneva Convention.
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 11:13 AM
Want more Harry S. Truman quotes (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/harry_s_truman.html)?
Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything.
My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
I fucking LOATHE retards who believe that the Geneva Convention applies to irregular forces. The Geneva Convention applies to UNIFORMED SOLDIERS
That took longer than I thought.
He wouldn't throw the CIA under the bus to make Bush look bad. If he did stop it he'd do it quietly, and not prosecute the guys who stopped an attack.
Thanks for trying though.
It's understandable and admirable in a way to know that regardless, McCain will side with the CIA, (unlike the traitor Barack). But let's get down to brass tax, he's right that compared to the other shit our country has done in war-time, (that we don't even know about), and what other countries that we've fought have done in terms of torture, waterboarding is a walk in the park.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:14 AM
Today's been crazy, not only that, but I read online that the sky is blue.
Actually, blue is the easiest color to see in the spectrum.
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 11:14 AM
oh and by the by...it wasn't a "news organization" that sued for the release of those documents. It was the ACLU
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:15 AM
LOL, "It's the right thing to do, but it's wrong!". Strong argument.
Feelings...nothing more than feelings.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 11:16 AM
How can anyone in good conscience defend this nonsense? Really?
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:16 AM
oh and by the by...it wasn't a "news organization" that sued for the release of those documents. It was the ACLU
Well, the ACLU is CNN, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, NYT, etc...
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:17 AM
The ONE Thing that Bush really failed to do was to make douchebags like this understand that we are at war with a widely funded terrorist front that will stop at nothing to put us to death.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 11:18 AM
Now I know how Fez felt when he punched the retarded girl in the stomach. This argument isn't even fair.
Harry Truman - the last good Democrat.
And the only president to use a nuclear weapon.
BRONCOS
04-22-2009, 11:20 AM
The issue also has been divisive politically for Republicans. Sen. John McCain of Arizona, now the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination, has led efforts to outlaw waterboarding and other harsh interrogation methods previously employed by the CIA.
In a recent GOP presidential debate, McCain said it was inconceivable that "anyone could believe that [waterboarding is] not torture. It's in violation of the Geneva Convention. It's in violation of existing law."
Congress has passed two laws -- the Detainee Treatment Act in 2005 and the Military Commissions Act in 2006 -- that ban the use of harsh interrogation methods and require all U.S. agencies to comply with the Constitution and the Geneva Conventions in their treatment of detainees.
In addition, the Pentagon published a new Army field manual in 2006 that limits interrogation techniques and bans harsh methods, including waterboarding, hoods and mock executions. And the Supreme Court in 2006 struck down the Bush administration's system for holding and prosecuting detainees, saying it failed to provide protections under the Geneva Conventions.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-torture7feb07,0,1028317.story
Redding
04-22-2009, 11:20 AM
The place mat comment made me howl
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 11:20 AM
The ONE Thing that Bush really failed to do was to make douchebags like this understand that we are at war with a widely funded terrorist front that will stop at nothing to put us to death.
He tried. But 99% of the people with microphones and cameras said the exact opposite.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:23 AM
The ONE Thing that Bush really failed to do was to make douchebags like this understand that we are at war with a widely funded terrorist front that will stop at nothing to put us to death.
I'll repeat that for others living in their fantasy Bizarro world
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 11:24 AM
I'll disagree with one part of Anthony's tirade...they do want one concession. Convert to Islam and live as one with the Koran. There is one acceptable rule of law and that is Sharia Law
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 11:24 AM
The issue also has been divisive politically for Republicans. Sen. John McCain of Arizona, now the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination, has led efforts to outlaw waterboarding and other harsh interrogation methods previously employed by the CIA.
In a recent GOP presidential debate, McCain said it was inconceivable that "anyone could believe that [waterboarding is] not torture. It's in violation of the Geneva Convention. It's in violation of existing law."
Congress has passed two laws -- the Detainee Treatment Act in 2005 and the Military Commissions Act in 2006 -- that ban the use of harsh interrogation methods and require all U.S. agencies to comply with the Constitution and the Geneva Conventions in their treatment of detainees.
In addition, the Pentagon published a new Army field manual in 2006 that limits interrogation techniques and bans harsh methods, including waterboarding, hoods and mock executions. And the Supreme Court in 2006 struck down the Bush administration's system for holding and prosecuting detainees, saying it failed to provide protections under the Geneva Conventions.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-torture7feb07,0,1028317.story
Perhaps you should call in with that point. I'm sure you can change everyones mind.
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 11:24 AM
Fuzzy Nuggets Magazine writes: "Water Boarding can get you wet"
It Look Like A Wallet Weekly states: "Water Boarding Ain't Right"
Kid Toucher Digiest quotes: "Now to take a picture to remember the daaay we spilled the water."
Ahh-Boo
JCred
04-22-2009, 11:25 AM
Someone just mentioned what I was going to, the Geneva Conventions do not apply to anyone acting outside of an official government military.
LiddyRules
04-22-2009, 11:25 AM
Harry Truman - the last good Democrat.
And the only president to use a nuclear weapon. Wackbag: We Even Hate Kennedy.
The issue also has been divisive politically for Republicans. Sen. John McCain of Arizona, now the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination, has led efforts to outlaw waterboarding and other harsh interrogation methods previously employed by the CIA. Is the only thing you have to offer to anything that McCain is against waterboarding?
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:26 AM
I'll disagree with one part of Anthony's tirade...they do want one concession. Convert to Islam and live as one with the Koran. There is one acceptable rule of law and that is Sharia Law
Allah Akbar
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x235/IronChefBunny/ITSATRAP.jpg
Probably Stoned
04-22-2009, 11:27 AM
Savages need to be treated savagely.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:27 AM
He tried. But 99% of the people with microphones and cameras said the exact opposite.
Americans forget so soon, THIS generation seeks instant satisfaction. Right after the 911 attacks both sides of the aisle, America and the world was were warned that this war on terrorism was going to last a long time and last past his administration. Everyone cheered him. But so soon we forget.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:28 AM
Is the only thing you have to offer to anything that McCain is against waterboarding?
McCain doesn't like waterboarding...
...HE LOVES IT!
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 11:28 AM
I'd like to see an ice pick heated till bright orange then jammed under the toe nails scooping out any dirt or sand.
This way you help them keep clean with a nice pedicure.
Wackbag: We Even Hate Kennedy.
Kennedy is only beloved because he was murdered.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:30 AM
Mayo-board Erock
Wackbag: We Even Hate Kennedy.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/6/9/b6974f70959d350319039c53a1267ece.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/watertortureDM_468x404.jpg
Reaper G
04-22-2009, 11:31 AM
"Never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon."
— Rorschach (the Watchman, not ESD's pal)
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:32 AM
Kennedy is only beloved because he was murdered.
Shame they stopped eliminating that gene pool.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:32 AM
I'll disagree with one part of Anthony's tirade...they do want one concession. Convert to Islam and live as one with the Koran. There is one acceptable rule of law and that is Sharia Law
...and anyone who is well read on the Koran and this extremist movement will easily identify that leaders of the movement are required to warn the enemy of these requirements, offer them the chance to convert first, before taking their lifes in a Jihad. Hmmmmm...much like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has now done on repeated occassions including his speeches at the UN.
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 11:33 AM
hahaha, I love the new stinger. :clap: :clap: :clap: to Steve
LiddyRules
04-22-2009, 11:33 AM
I'd be waterboarded. It would either be fun or erotic.
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 11:34 AM
So Fired
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:35 AM
...and anyone who is well read on the Koran and this extremist movement will easily identify that leaders of the movement are required to warn the enemy of these requirements, offer them the chance to convert first, before taking their lifes in a Jihad. Hmmmmm...much like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has now done on repeated occassions including his speeches at the UN.
Well, the UN sure showed Iran...they boycotted his speech and walked out! Take THAT!
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:35 AM
CL....booooooo
but hey, you get a notch on your keyboard!
balthan
04-22-2009, 11:36 AM
Americans forget so soon, THIS generation seeks instant satisfaction. Right after the 911 attacks both sides of the aisle, America and the world was were warned that this war on terrorism was going to last a long time and last past his administration. Everyone cheered him. But so soon we forget.
And Bush shares in the blame for that. Instead of sticking to his vow of getting Bin Laden "dead or alive", he decided Saddam was enemy #1 because of the huge pile of WMD's he was sitting on.
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 11:38 AM
I'd be waterboarded. It would either be fun or erotic.
I say erotic
http://www.latexangelic.com/newtgp/013-014-015/2-pa/15.jpg
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 11:38 AM
A little flatty with a big suprise, nice. Somebody link that shit.
BRONCOS
04-22-2009, 11:41 AM
And Bush shares in the blame for that. Instead of sticking to his vow of getting Bin Laden "dead or alive", he decided Saddam was enemy #1 because of the huge pile of WMD's he was sitting on.
There never would have been a 911 if the Bush administration had not ignored the threats and information the CIA had collected.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:42 AM
And Bush shares in the blame for that. Instead of sticking to his vow of getting Bin Laden "dead or alive", he decided Saddam was enemy #1 because of the huge pile of WMD's he was sitting on.
When the leader of a nation claims to have WMD and has used other outlawed WMD (Nerve gas) to kill tens of thousands of his own population let alone those of his enemies in the Iran/Iraq war....and is threatening to use the same in the future and admitted to harboring and funding American enemies (ie terrorists) ....YES it was correct to take him out.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:42 AM
And Bush shares in the blame for that. Instead of sticking to his vow of getting Bin Laden "dead or alive", he decided Saddam was enemy #1 because of the huge pile of WMD's he was sitting on.
You're going to go over well here, I can feel it.
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 11:44 AM
There never would have been a 911 if the Bush administration had not ignored the threats and information the CIA had collected.
The threats collected over the past eight years when Clinton was in office you mean? How many chances did Clinton have after the first attack to prevent 911? Thirteen dummy, that's how many times Clinton could have ended Bin Laden for good. Do a little homework before spouting.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:45 AM
There never would have been a 911 if the Bush administration had not ignored the threats and information the CIA had collected.
You really are living in that Bizzarro world that has nothing but liberal Democratic pamphlets in its' waiting room. (in my best outraged Keith Olbermann) "You sir are not even worthy of any more response."
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 11:46 AM
You really are living in that Bizzarro world that has nothing but liberal Democratic pamphlets in its' waiting room. (in my best outragged Keith Olbermann) "You sir are not even worthy of any more response."
You call it Bizarro world, I call it Denver. ;)
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 11:49 AM
Broncos you should check out rf.net they'd prolly mod you over there.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 11:51 AM
You're going to go over well here, I can feel it.
Nothing like fresh meat with stale talking points.
BRONCOS
04-22-2009, 11:51 AM
The threats collected over the past eight years when Clinton was in office you mean? How many chances did Clinton have after the first attack to prevent 911? Thirteen dummy, that's how many times Clinton could have ended Bin Laden for good. Do a little homework before spouting.
Clinton admin. tried and fialed to get Laden. After that Lewinski happened and Bill was in full self protection mode.
Don't try to be a hardass...you fail at it.
BRONCOS
04-22-2009, 11:53 AM
You call it Bizarro world, I call it Denver. ;)
Ohio actually...but again your to busy trying to send instant feed back to Ant home email...:rolleyes:
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 11:54 AM
I WISH they could still do the "Look at the ni-<gasp>" bit
Chuck Heston fucking ruled...loved those old hour-long impression streaks
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:54 AM
The ONE Thing that Bush really failed to do was to make douchebags like this understand that we are at war with a widely funded terrorist front that will stop at nothing to put us to death.
I'll repeat this for those in Denver.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:55 AM
Ohio actually...but again your to busy trying to send instant feed back to Ant home email...:rolleyes:
Where? Ohio? OOhhhhhhhhh...never mind. :icon_eek:
BRONCOS
04-22-2009, 11:56 AM
I'll repeat this for those in Denver.
What about me in ohio?:action-sm
Jump of the oberservation tower.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 11:57 AM
Clinton admin. tried and fialed to get Laden.
No. They didn't. Osama was offered to us on a silver platter by Sudan and Clinton didn't take him. Ol' Bubba did a few things right, but national security was not one of them. Launching a cruise missle at nothing the night before a scandal breaks does not count as "trying".
I think you'd better give up now before someone really schools you.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 11:59 AM
Clinton admin. tried and fialed to get Laden. After that Lewinski happened and Bill was in full self protection mode.
Don't try to be a hardass...you fail at it.
Did he? since you LOVE the LA times....
http://www.infowars.com/saved%20pages/Prior_Knowledge/Clinton_let_bin_laden.htm
Clinton Let Bin Laden Slip Away and Metastasize
Sudan offered up the terrorist and data on his network. The then-president and his advisors didn't respond.
LA Times Headlines
By MANSOOR IJAZ
President Clinton and his national security team ignored several opportunities to capture Osama bin Laden and his terrorist associates, including one as late as last year.
I know because I negotiated more than one of the opportunities.
From 1996 to 1998, I opened unofficial channels between Sudan and the Clinton administration. I met with officials in both countries, including Clinton, U.S. National Security Advisor Samuel R. "Sandy" Berger and Sudan's president and intelligence chief. President Omar Hassan Ahmed Bashir, who wanted terrorism sanctions against Sudan lifted, offered the arrest and extradition of Bin Laden and detailed intelligence data about the global networks constructed by Egypt's Islamic Jihad, Iran's Hezbollah and the Palestinian Hamas.
Among those in the networks were the two hijackers who piloted commercial airliners into the World Trade Center.
The silence of the Clinton administration in responding to these offers was deafening.
As an American Muslim and a political supporter of Clinton, I feel now, as I argued with Clinton and Berger then, that their counter-terrorism policies fueled the rise of Bin Laden from an ordinary man to a Hydra-like monster.
Realizing the growing problem with Bin Laden, Bashir sent key intelligence officials to the U.S. in February 1996.
The Sudanese offered to arrest Bin Laden and extradite him to Saudi Arabia or, barring that, to "baby-sit" him--monitoring all his activities and associates.
But Saudi officials didn't want their home-grown terrorist back where he might plot to overthrow them.
In May 1996, the Sudanese capitulated to U.S. pressure and asked Bin Laden to leave, despite their feeling that he could be monitored better in Sudan than elsewhere.
Bin Laden left for Afghanistan, taking with him Ayman Zawahiri, considered by the U.S. to be the chief planner of the Sept. 11 attacks; Mamdouh Mahmud Salim, who traveled frequently to Germany to obtain electronic equipment for Al Qaeda; Wadih El-Hage, Bin Laden's personal secretary and roving emissary, now serving a life sentence in the U.S. for his role in the 1998 U.S. embassy bombings in Tanzania and Kenya; and Fazul Abdullah Mohammed and Saif Adel, also accused of carrying out the embassy attacks.
Some of these men are now among the FBI's 22 most-wanted terrorists.
The two men who allegedly piloted the planes into the twin towers, Mohamed Atta and Marwan Al-Shehhi, prayed in the same Hamburg mosque as did Salim and Mamoun Darkazanli, a Syrian trader who managed Salim's bank accounts and whose assets are frozen.
Important data on each had been compiled by the Sudanese.
But U.S. authorities repeatedly turned the data away, first in February 1996; then again that August, when at my suggestion Sudan's religious ideologue, Hassan Turabi, wrote directly to Clinton; then again in April 1997, when I persuaded Bashir to invite the FBI to come to Sudan and view the data; and finally in February 1998, when Sudan's intelligence chief, Gutbi al-Mahdi, wrote directly to the FBI.
Gutbi had shown me some of Sudan's data during a three-hour meeting in Khartoum in October 1996. When I returned to Washington, I told Berger and his specialist for East Africa, Susan Rice, about the data available. They said they'd get back to me. They never did. Neither did they respond when Bashir made the offer directly. I believe they never had any intention to engage Muslim countries--ally or not. Radical Islam, for the administration, was a convenient national security threat.
And that was not the end of it. In July 2000--three months before the deadly attack on the destroyer Cole in Yemen--I brought the White House another plausible offer to deal with Bin Laden, by then known to be involved in the embassy bombings. A senior counter-terrorism official from one of the United States' closest Arab allies--an ally whose name I am not free to divulge--approached me with the proposal after telling me he was fed up with the antics and arrogance of U.S. counter-terrorism officials.
The offer, which would have brought Bin Laden to the Arab country as the first step of an extradition process that would eventually deliver him to the U.S., required only that Clinton make a state visit there to personally request Bin Laden's extradition. But senior Clinton officials sabotaged the offer, letting it get caught up in internal politics within the ruling family--Clintonian diplomacy at its best.
Clinton's failure to grasp the opportunity to unravel increasingly organized extremists, coupled with Berger's assessments of their potential to directly threaten the U.S., represents one of the most serious foreign policy failures in American history.
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 11:59 AM
Clinton admin. tried and fialed to get Laden. After that Lewinski happened and Bill was in full self protection mode.
Don't try to be a hardass...you fail at it.
He didn't fail, he refused to pull the trigger. Once again, learn facts before spouting you look silly.
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 12:00 PM
hahahahahahahaa, I've heard this bit hundreds of times and it STILL makes me laugh like a fucking retard
hahahahahahahaa, I've heard this bit hundreds of times and it STILL makes me laugh like a fucking retard
Ant and Jimmy both have the ability to be absolutely genius when they get on a roll.
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 12:03 PM
hahahahahahahaa, I've heard this bit hundreds of times and it STILL makes me laugh like a fucking retard
"I wish I had Alzheimer's to forget that last call"
Hilarious.
TeenBungle
04-22-2009, 12:04 PM
G'morning everahbawdah.
My online sub ran out.....thank God for the Inno...I wouldn't wanna miss a bit of the newest round of Scorch talk.
:( sad panda face. We should make a listening thread for those who listen to the show a day late because they ... found ways to hear it.
BTW how much is just a xm online sub?
Please tell me they are shitting all over perez hilton
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 12:05 PM
....I blame the Apes! Damn Dirty APES!
....oh and idiots in Ohio.
balthan
04-22-2009, 12:06 PM
When the leader of a nation claims to have WMD and has used other outlawed WMD (Nerve gas) to kill tens of thousands of his own population let alone those of his enemies in the Iran/Iraq war....and is threatening to use the same in the future and admitted to harboring and funding American enemies (ie terrorists) ....YES it was correct to take him out.
And the results have been nothing short of spectacular. Iraq is a breeding ground for terrorists, where Saddam had kept that particular group of savages in check before, and we won't be able to leave any time in the foreseeable future; the Taliban is regaining influence in Afghanistan; and Bin Laden is still at large.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 12:09 PM
Americans forget so soon, THIS generation seeks instant satisfaction. Right after the 911 attacks both sides of the aisle, America and the world was were warned that this war on terrorism was going to last a long time and last past his administration. Everyone cheered him. But so soon we forget.
....again for those that don't read the thread.
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 12:09 PM
:( sad panda face. We should make a listening thread for those who listen to the show a day late because they ... found ways to hear it.
BTW how much is just a xm online sub?
Please tell me they are shitting all over perez hilton
yeah, they gave him a good one. As for just an online sub, it's $7.99/month (http://www.xmradio.com/shop/index.xmc#view=radios;listenwhile=online)
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 12:09 PM
And the results have been nothing short of spectacular. Iraq is a breeding ground for terrorists, where Saddam had kept that particular group of savages in check before, and we won't be able to leave any time in the foreseeable future; the Taliban is regaining influence in Afghanistan; and Bin Laden is still at large.
Meh. In Iraq the 90% of the country that aren't terrorists now live free under democratic rule lest we forget.
BRONCOS
04-22-2009, 12:10 PM
No. They didn't. Osama was offered to us on a silver platter by Sudan and Clinton didn't take him. Ol' Bubba did a few things right, but national security was not one of them. Launching a cruise missle at nothing the night before a scandal breaks does not count as "trying".
I think you'd better give up now before someone really schools you.
Again truck driver you get your info from rightsided sites and Wiki.
http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2006/osama_bin_missing_whos_tried_hardest_to.html
Clinton probably came within hours of killing bin Laden on Aug. 20, 1998 when the US attacked training camps in Afghanistan near Khost, where the CIA believed terrorist leaders were gathering to plan further attacks in the wake of earlier bombings of US embassies. The cruise missile strikes, launched from Navy vessels in the Arabian Sea, mostly hit their targets but missed bin Laden, most likely by just a few hours (9/11 Report, p. 117).
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You can try and lay the blame all on Billy, but Bush had the info that 911 was going to happen.
We can all agree that both sides over the years of 92-2004 made mistakes. It's just many of you wanna play Ant's game of blaming one side.
RobeSoup&Tears
04-22-2009, 12:10 PM
hahahahahahahaa, I've heard this bit hundreds of times and it STILL makes me laugh like a fucking retard
QFT :haha7:
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 12:12 PM
And the results have been nothing short of spectacular. Iraq is a breeding ground for terrorists, where Saddam had kept that particular group of savages in check before, and we won't be able to leave any time in the foreseeable future; the Taliban is regaining influence in Afghanistan; and Bin Laden is still at large.
Did he? Oh you mean the Kurds he kept gassing that sought democratic rule? Those particuliar savages? Geez learn some history first!
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 12:14 PM
Ant: I'm sweating. On. The console. ENOUGH.
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 12:15 PM
Meh. In Iraq the 90% of the country that aren't terrorists now live free under democratic rule lest we forget.
...oh and the total deaths in this war don't even come close to a small single battle in WW2.
Danesy
04-22-2009, 12:15 PM
The last 2 pages are what I DON'T miss about coming here every day.
GOD FORBID you aren't a rabid Republican .... I'm not even going to try. So glad I missed all the "fun" on here.
:icon_roll
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 12:19 PM
The last 2 pages are what I DON'T miss about coming here every day.
GOD FORBID you aren't a rabid Republican .... I'm not even going to try. So glad I missed all the "fun" on here.
:icon_roll
Enjoy your lunch...go ahead and have a smoke afterwards, I'll let it pass this time.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 12:20 PM
We can all agree that both sides over the years of 92-2004 made mistakes. It's just many of you wanna play Ant's game of blaming one side.
No...only the side now that blames the U.S. and is now taking steps to helping our enemy.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 12:22 PM
The last 2 pages are what I DON'T miss about coming here every day.
GOD FORBID you aren't a rabid Republican .... I'm not even going to try. So glad I missed all the "fun" on here.
:icon_roll
Sorry Danesy...but just as ant has his rants so do some of the listeners.
balthan
04-22-2009, 12:24 PM
Did he? Oh you mean the Kurds he kept gassing that sought democratic rule? Those particuliar savages?
No, I was referring to the various insurgent groups that arose after the invasion, such as the Sunni and Shi'ite extremists.
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 12:42 PM
No, I was referring to the various insurgent groups that arose after the invasion, such as the Sunni and Shi'ite extremists.
Wow. Sunni and Shi'ite extremists predate the Iraq war. Please tell me you already knew that. Think Hezbollah.
balthan
04-22-2009, 12:50 PM
Wow. Sunni and Shi'ite extremists predate the Iraq war. Please tell me you already knew that. Think Hezbollah.
Ok, I give up. Thank you for reminding me how pointless internet debates are, where nobody reads what you actually wrote and things eventually devolve to my-side-versus-your-side. I'm going to do something productive and go jerk off.
Blue Heeler
04-22-2009, 12:54 PM
Ok, I give up. Thank you for reminding me how pointless internet debates are, where nobody reads what you actually wrote and things eventually devolve to my-side-versus-your-side. I'm going to do something productive and go jerk off.
You finally got Wackbag, good for you.
west milly tom
04-22-2009, 01:39 PM
Ok, I give up. Thank you for reminding me how pointless internet debates are, where nobody reads what you actually wrote and things eventually devolve to my-side-versus-your-side. I'm going to do something productive and go jerk off.
I hope your better at that than analyzing political climates otherwise I'd be scared for your pecker.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 02:40 PM
You can try and lay the blame all on Billy, but Bush had the info that 911 was going to happen.
We can all agree that both sides over the years of 92-2004 made mistakes. It's just many of you wanna play Ant's game of blaming one side.
I didn't try to put all of the blame on Clinton. Just most of it.
By claiming that Bush knew 9/11 was going to happen, you expose yourself for what you really are. A "truther". Not that I'm surprised.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 02:43 PM
Sorry Danesy...but just as ant has his rants so do some of the listeners.
Not to mention the show spent an hour on the topic. Hardly a stretch to discuss the topic actually being talked about. Some in the listening thread do still listen.
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 03:14 PM
I hope your better at that than analyzing political climates otherwise I'd be scared for your pecker.
This was like Kissinger talking to a couple of second graders. At one point I simply didn't have the time or the energy to educate someone.
Razor Roman
04-22-2009, 03:31 PM
Not to mention the show spent an hour on the topic. Hardly a stretch to discuss the topic actually being talked about. Some in the listening thread do still listen.
Noooooo... the listening thread is meant for saying goodmorning and whoring out our individual projects and podcasts.
Speaking of which...
Nofate and Razor.
Tonight from 8pm - 10pm.
http://www.losetheradio.com/nofaterazor/live.html
or
http://www.nofateandrazor.com, then click Listen Live. :)
Also probably simulcast in the LoseTheRadio Live Paltalk room.
Just sayin.
There's no LOST on tonight --- so you have no excuse!
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 03:38 PM
Noooooo... the listening thread is meant for saying goodmorning and whoring out our individual projects and podcasts.
Speaking of which...
Nofate and Razor.
Tonight from 8pm - 10pm.
http://www.losetheradio.com/nofaterazor/live.html
or
http://www.nofateandrazor.com, then click Listen Live. :)
Also probably simulcast in the LoseTheRadio Live Paltalk room.
Just sayin.
There's no LOST on tonight --- so you have no excuse!
LOL POST of the DAY! :usa:
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 04:04 PM
Reboot...how come it always comes out the same?
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 04:07 PM
Gee...doesn't bag land owe this cunt an inbox full of black cocks?
Wilmington WOW
04-22-2009, 04:07 PM
re-kay bitches
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 04:08 PM
That too cool for the room act kinda got old after year 10.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 04:10 PM
Noooooo... the listening thread is meant for saying goodmorning and whoring out our individual projects and podcasts.
Speaking of which...
Nofate and Razor.
Tonight from 8pm - 10pm.
http://www.losetheradio.com/nofaterazor/live.html
or
http://www.nofateandrazor.com, then click Listen Live. :)
Also probably simulcast in the LoseTheRadio Live Paltalk room.
Just sayin.
There's no LOST on tonight --- so you have no excuse!
Good point. Listening threads are also for hitting on girls, posting pictures of cats and bumping podcast whoring posts.
Rick Moranis was funny as part of Bob and Doug McKenzie.
Wilmington WOW
04-22-2009, 04:12 PM
Rushmore (1998) .... Herman Blume
Kingpin (1996) .... Ernie McCracken
Ed Wood (1994) .... Bunny Breckinridge
Groundhog Day (1993) .... Phil
What About Bob? (1991) .... Bob 'Bobby' Wiley
Scrooged (1988) .... Frank Cross
Stripes (1981) .... John Winger
Caddyshack (1980) .... Carl Spackler
Where the Buffalo Roam (1980) .... Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Meatballs (1979) .... Tripper Harrison
Good point. Listening threads are also for hitting on girls, posting pictures of cats and bumping podcast whoring posts.
Occasionally, we whore our other endeavorrrrrrsss. (http://cid-c12842223da643c4.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/Aspirin%20Hammer/Defective.mp3)
Razor Roman
04-22-2009, 04:13 PM
Good point. Listening threads are also for hitting on girls, posting pictures of cats and bumping podcast whoring posts.
true. But there are no girls on WB left for me to hit on...
DocSavage
04-22-2009, 04:16 PM
true. But there are no girls on WB left for me to hit on...
There is always Lady Trucker there big guy! Wrrrrrrrrrr!
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 04:20 PM
true. But there are no girls on WB left for me to hit on...
Of course. Apparently agreeing with everything they say doesn't prevent them leaving.
crimescenesex
04-22-2009, 04:29 PM
Afternoon baggers... :action-sm... ummm.. replay?
(just following protocol)
CousinDave
04-22-2009, 04:29 PM
Of course. Apparently agreeing with everything they say doesn't prevent them leaving.
women don't respect guys who kiss their ass
Afternoon baggers... :action-sm... ummm.. replay?
(just following protocol)
That's the rumor.
CousinDave
04-22-2009, 04:32 PM
please don't kill hot chicks
women don't respect guys who kiss their ass
What if they use some tongue on the asshole?
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 04:54 PM
women don't respect guys who kiss their ass
I find that treating everyone with equal contempt works wonders. You're all equally worthless in my eyes.
Wilmington WOW
04-22-2009, 04:55 PM
I saw the 1st episode of - Life after people
great show
They say everything including digital recording will deteriorate over time
crimescenesex
04-22-2009, 04:59 PM
What's with the listening thread these days? Are people actually working?
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 05:00 PM
I saw the 1st episode of - Life after people
great show
They say everything including digital recording will deteriorate over time
Magnetic media I could understand, but how do DVDs lose quality?
Is the show good? I may have to check it out.
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 05:02 PM
What's with the listening thread these days? Are people actually working?
I blame George Bush.
CousinDave
04-22-2009, 05:03 PM
Magnetic media I could understand, but how do DVDs lose quality?
I remember having a couple of laser discs that fell apart
Is the show good? I may have to check it out.
It was pretty good, I'd like to see a companion series: Life Without Colored People
What's with the listening thread these days? Are people actually working?
I am. I'm even working a little late. Which hardly ever happens.
Magnetic media I could understand, but how do DVDs lose quality?
Sometimes you just don't find the same things funny 15 years later.
crimescenesex
04-22-2009, 05:08 PM
I am. I'm even working a little late. Which hardly ever happens.
Why bother.. you're not even getting paid :icon_wink
Why bother.. you're not even getting paid :icon_wink
Psychotic dedication to duty.
crimescenesex
04-22-2009, 05:14 PM
Psychotic
ah.
Wilmington WOW
04-22-2009, 05:15 PM
Magnetic media I could understand, but how do DVDs lose quality?
Is the show good? I may have to check it out.
the 2 episodes I saw were cool.
check it out on comcast demand
there is a special
and episode 1
what will the earth be like
Day one, 1 month, 1 year, .......10,000 years
It explains how everything will break down with out humans
after a certain amount of time there will be no visual evidence of human life left
I'm kinda bummed... I sent Sam the links and info about PFG TV well over a month ago, and never got any response.
the 2 episodes I saw were cool.
check it out on comcast demand
there is a special
and episode 1
what will the earth be like
Day one, 1 month, 1 year, .......10,000 years
It explains how everything will break down with out humans
after a certain amount of time there will be no visual evidence of human life left
So they took the 2 hour documentary and stretched it into a show?
Jimmy's Dignity
04-22-2009, 05:21 PM
What's with the listening thread these days? Are people actually working?
unfortunately :(
I would like to reiterate that the restaurant where Scorch tapes didn't burn to the ground. They had a fire, did renovations, and reopened. Without Scorch.
crimescenesex
04-22-2009, 05:28 PM
unfortunately :(
At least some people still are..
Wilmington WOW
04-22-2009, 05:29 PM
ha ha
Stig don't you live in ManchVegas?
LiddyRules
04-22-2009, 05:32 PM
Rushmore (1998) .... Herman Blume
Kingpin (1996) .... Ernie McCracken
Ed Wood (1994) .... Bunny Breckinridge
Groundhog Day (1993) .... Phil
What About Bob? (1991) .... Bob 'Bobby' Wiley
Scrooged (1988) .... Frank Cross
Stripes (1981) .... John Winger
Caddyshack (1980) .... Carl Spackler
Where the Buffalo Roam (1980) .... Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Meatballs (1979) .... Tripper Harrison
Rushmore? Boo hoo hoo. That was one of his artsy fartsy movies. Boo hoo hoo.
(That's Opie.)
Yup. I'm earning zero and a half right now.
crimescenesex
04-22-2009, 06:00 PM
Yup. I'm earning zero and a half right now.
I'm earning negative by the day..
Since it came up with this listening thread...
Why we really went into Iraq (http://www.whackbag.com/showpost.php?p=3163631&postcount=65)
:action-sm
DonTheTrucker
04-22-2009, 08:48 PM
Since it came up with this listening thread...
Why we really went into Iraq (http://www.whackbag.com/showpost.php?p=3163631&postcount=65)
:action-sm
You're just a meanie racist. How dare you even discuss something like that! :action-sm
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