Opie & Anthony Listening Thread 04/23/09 - Facefuck A Tard Thursday

[Saikotic]

What? It's not like they know what's going on. And the protein is good for 'em.

[Steam]

Holy shit, I can't believe you actually went there?

I might need to go back to sleep to recuperate from such extremery.

[Saikotic]

Just sit there and wait until you're relevant again.

[Steam]

Just sit there and wait until you're relevant again.

That's all you got? I'm embarrassed for you at this point.

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[Saikotic]

That's all you got? I'm embarrassed for you at this point.

Think about it, bright boy. That's how little I care about you or your remark. I love how you think you're important enough to waste time on.

Morning people.

[Steam]

Morning all.

Cokelogic SUCKS
Cokelogic SUCKS


Whoops, sorry about that, just got caught up in the moment and herd mentality.

Morning, sir.

[English Gent]

Morning all.

Oh, fuck you, cokey, with your patronising 'Morning all' bullshit.

[cokelogic]

Cokelogic SUCKS
Cokelogic SUCKS


Whoops, sorry about that, just got caught up in the moment and herd mentality.

Morning, sir.I get caught up in that too: No one hate me more than me. But I'm the only one who gets to call myself a failure in my own head. :icon_eek:

[cokelogic]

Oh, fuck you, cokey, with your patronising 'Morning all' bullshit.Hey fucker, I really mean that. I hope your fucking day is filled with joy and goodness. You fucking accept that.

[Saikotic]

What happened to the CokeToon?

[cokelogic]

Um? Worst of?

[English Gent]

hey fucker, i really mean that. I hope your fucking day is filled with joy and goodness. You fucking accept that.

nooooooooooo!!!!!

[cokelogic]

What happened to the CokeToon?Just haven't done a 2nd one yet. And I need the sig space to promote Special Delivery.

[Saikotic]

nooooooooooo!!!!!

Jesus, we finally found his kryptonite

[cokelogic]

nooooooooooo!!!!!
http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/group-hug.jpg
C'mere you.

[cokelogic]

Jesus, we finally found his kryptoniteYep, Loki's no different than Gargamel from The Smurffs.

[Blue Heeler]

oh good, a live show finally

[Saikotic]

http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/group-hug.jpg
C'mere you.

Will there be docking?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Will there be docking?

Its an 8way docking otherwise known as Octodock...:action-sm

eh fuck it MORNING BAGGERS! :D

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Birf AIDS
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f186/jlseagull81/happy_birthday_to_you.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

The AIDS birfdee cake has a monkey and a faggot on top.

[cokelogic]

oh good, a live show finallyWorried your streak would be thrown off? I've noticed you got a line read everyday since they've been at the new studio.

...prick.

[Saikotic]

The AIDS birfdee cake has a monkey and a faggot on top.

Did they capture your likeness well?

[cokelogic]

The AIDS birfdee cake has a monkey and a faggot on top.
http://www.createacake.ca/images/Monkey_Cake_small.jpg
Funniest AIDS cake I could find.

[cokelogic]

"All hell breaks loose" -Opie :haha7:

Oh fuck, it's going to be another funny show.

[cokelogic]

Saikotic!!

[Blue Heeler]

Saikotic!!

You can spell it...BUT HOW DO YOU SAY IT?!

[Saikotic]

TAKE THAT, BLUE HEELER! #3 or #4.


Yecch, I stink.

[Blue Heeler]

TAKE THAT, BLUE HEELER! #3 or #4.


Yecch, I stink.

Call me when you get 3+ in a day, we'll do lunch, have tea and discuss your entry into the leaderboard.

btw, I have 17 for the year...

[Saikotic]

Call me when you get 3+ in a day, we'll do lunch, have tea and discuss your entry into the leaderboard.

I pass out after the first hour. I need to sleep at SOME point. I need to rest up to think of more fucked up spellings for usernames.

[Blue Heeler]

oh good, the Reds blanked the Cubs last night...went to bed before it was over.

[Saikotic]

Well now that Paltalk is dead, IF is getting a lot more attention.

[Saikotic]

Godfather Don. Heheheh

[Saikotic]

What's a brar?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

What's a brar?

Evidently something that holds in mozzarella titties

[Steam]

I don't think DTT will be happy with that imposter.

[Blue Heeler]

What's a brar?

Worst accent in the country.

[English Gent]

Jesus, this chick has quite the potty mouth.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning degenerates.

[Saikotic]

Worst accent in the country.

Agreed, Kentucky boy.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

She seems to like a roll of tar paper (thank you Jay Mohr)

[cokelogic]

Good morning degenerates.Morning Don

[Blue Heeler]

Agreed, Kentucky boy.

I don't have an accent, most in this part of the state don't.

[Saikotic]

Gotta be good for a few more days? SPECULATE!

[Saikotic]

I don't have an accent, most in this part of the state don't.

What's SAD is that in people in southern Ohio have a southern accent while people in northern Kentucky don't.

[CousinDave]

What's SAD is that in people in southern Ohio have a southern accent while people in northern Kentucky don't.


tell me about - I can't believe I used to talk like these people

[Blue Heeler]

More "hilarious" old O&A video coming up...

booo

[Blue Heeler]

This "Indy Series" commercial's explosion at the end is really really weak.

[CousinDave]

that was a long break

[Blue Heeler]

that was a long break

I told them to go long because I had to get breakfast...sorry about that.

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't have an accent, most in this part of the state don't.

Everyone has an accent. You may not sound like you're from Alabama but you have some sort of accent. We all do.

[CousinDave]

I told them to go long because I had to get breakfast...sorry about that.


well you are the #2 instant feedback guy, so they really can't do the show without you, except on Fridays when David & Bobo are there to make up for your absence

[CousinDave]

my father got me a life membership in the NRA for Christmas one year

[Pearce]

Everyone has an accent. You may not sound like you're from Alabama but you have some sort of accent. We all do.

But there is a "plain" accent. It's basically people who speak the language properly.

[madbam]

Mornin Baggers...how's it hangin?

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm307/madbam_wb/4961ab3f0ca19.jpg

[CousinDave]

abortion is legal

[Blue Heeler]

Everyone has an accent. You may not sound like you're from Alabama but you have some sort of accent. We all do.

hmmm, I dunno about that

[Blue Heeler]

But there is a "plain" accent. It's basically people who speak the language properly.

That's a good way to put it.

[DonTheTrucker]

Pretty sure Opie only knows of the ads for Jason Ellis.

[Blue Heeler]

Pretty sure Opie only knows of the ads for Jason Ellis.

I tried to listen to the Jason Ellis show once....it's really not good at all.

[Blue Heeler]

Legalize pot? Against it.

[DonTheTrucker]

But there is a "plain" accent. It's basically people who speak the language properly.

What you must be referring to is the neutral accent that people who move a lot tend to get. But that's an accent in itself, and isn't the "proper" way to speak.

Everyone thinks they don't have an accent and everyone else a wrong, but that's just not the case.

[CousinDave]

Legalize pot? Against it.


why?

[CousinDave]

What you must be referring to is the neutral accent that people who move a lot tend to get. But that's an accent in itself, and isn't the "proper" way to speak.


That's me

Ohio, Texas, Florida, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, and back to Ohio

[DonTheTrucker]

I tried to listen to the Jason Ellis show once....it's really not good at all.

I've heard better podcasts.

[Blue Heeler]

why?

I'm anti-smoking, no matter what's in the paper.

[CousinDave]

I'm anti-smoking, no matter what's in the paper.


I'm the same way, when it comes to out in public, but I don't care what people do in their own homes

[cokelogic]

Mornin Baggers...how's it hangin?

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm307/madbam_wb/4961ab3f0ca19.jpgNawce.

Morning Bam

[cokelogic]

I'm anti-smoking, no matter what's in the paper.I thought you'd be anti-pot based on that awful movie with the two terrorists going to White Castles.

[cokelogic]

Do you think the American public could take on the US government? Or are they too strong to ever have a revolution?

[CousinDave]

Do you think the American public could take on the US government? Or are they too strong to ever have a revolution?


Depends on what % of the military will fire on American citizens

[Blue Heeler]

Do you think the American public could take on the US government? Or are they too strong to ever have a revolution?

Most red states could, but the blue states wouldn't have the firepower needed.

[Blue Heeler]

ok, need to concentrate on work...have fun

[CousinDave]

Most red states could, but the blue states wouldn't have the firepower needed.


most of the blue states can't even feed themselves

[DonTheTrucker]

Do you think the American public could take on the US government? Or are they too strong to ever have a revolution?

The government isn't too strong, the public is too lazy and dumb.

[Pearce]

What you must be referring to is the neutral accent that people who move a lot tend to get. But that's an accent in itself, and isn't the "proper" way to speak.

But that accent is the one where people pronounce words how they're supposed to be pronounced. In my opinion, if you say warsh or torlet, you're speaking the language improperly. And if you say otherwise, where's the line drawn where it goes from saying things in a fucked up accent to not being the language anymore? What if your accent has you calling a toilet a "troylot". I've never heard it but I'm sure some hayseed says it. Is it speaking improperly or can that still be attributed to "well it's an accent so it's still right."?

I'll never understand this accent business.

[CousinDave]

The government isn't too strong, the public is too lazy and dumb.

only about 25% of the public favored succeeding from England

[dos cervasas]

damn xm online!!!!!!!!!!

[NortonsGravyLeg]

To buy a full auto weapon you need to contact the ATF and get that lil stamp for 250 dollars. I think they do a background check. Thats it though, you don't need a license. Also depends on state you live in too.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Oh my god, that fuckin laugh was just GOLD!

[madbam]

Nawce.

Morning Bam

Hey Pal:action-sm

[cokelogic]

Eww, I just realized the continuity. Ope went to jail for running a red light. They crafted a whole storyline here.

[CousinDave]

To buy a full auto weapon you need to contact the ATF and get that lil stamp for 250 dollars. I think they do a background check. Thats it though, you don't need a license. Also depends on state you live in too.


I think you have to get the stamp every year as well

[DonTheTrucker]

But that accent is the one where people pronounce words how they're supposed to be pronounced.

Which would be how they speak in England. Except there are dozens of accents there. I suppose the queen is the only one who speaks properly then.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Eww, I just realized the continuity. Ope went to jail for running a red light. They crafted a whole storyline here.

Get a lightning bolt up your spine did ya? I know I did. :smackhead:

[crimescenesex]

I just woke up.. why is the topic of discussion accents? WGAS?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I think you have to get the stamp every year as well

That I've never heard of although it wouldn't surprise me. Plus I think you need to get your local Sheriff to sign it too, which he doesn't have to do.

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah!

I know it's cliche at this point, but Cokey, you should animate the audio of these old video clips. Lots of fun with the renderings of old school Ope and Ant.

[Pearce]

Which would be how they speak in England. Except there are dozens of accents there. I suppose the queen is the only one who speaks properly then.

Nah, England gets it as bad as people here. How stupid are they for creating a language they can't even speak? "I was talking to Melisser the other day.", no you weren't jackass, it's spelled Melissa. If you're putting an r in there for no reason, you're fucking up. Work on that speech impediment brit boy.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Oh christ I forgot about this video yesterday...like a **** episode I tried to block it out. Holy shit..."Dont film this, we're steain the NEW AEROSMITH CD!!!" (yell for inflection)

[DonTheTrucker]

I just woke up.. why is the topic of discussion accents? WGAS?

You're more than welcome to discuss anything you want. Except politics. Someone always gets butthurt when that happens.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

You're more than welcome to discuss anything you want. Except politics. Someone always gets butthurt when that happens.

Like bein in a bar don't talk religion or politics.

[CousinDave]

Someone always gets butthurt when that happens.


and we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIOorXH6fxE&feature=channel_page

[Mobo]

Damn it! If we had just thought about the next show....for a second at least, anyway....

[crimescenesex]

You're more than welcome to discuss anything you want. Except politics. Someone always gets butthurt when that happens.

I've read your politic postings.. I'd rather get butt hurt.. hard.

[DonTheTrucker]

I can't imagine how bored my kid would be if I brought her to work.

[cokelogic]

Fun Fact: Yesterday's song of the day was an Aerosmith song, posts much earlier than Opie posted the Real Rock clip. I got awesome instincts, bitches.

[Mobo]

They couldn't find room in the miniscule budget for this video to WD-40 the chair that Ope is sitting in?

[crimescenesex]

and we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings

Or you could just start with you don't want to bore anyone else to suicide by reiterating the same shit you've been saying for months, that'd be wonderful.



oh. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

I've read your politic postings.. I'd rather get butt hurt.. hard.

At least I support your right to marry the gentleman doing it to you.

[Danesy]

Good Morning everyone.

[CousinDave]

At least I support your right to marry the gentleman doing it to you.


and I support his right to have a physician assist him in killing himself

[crimescenesex]

They need Bob Kelly, Vos, and Patrice in their along with Jimmy when they play old shit like this.

[crimescenesex]

At least I support your right to marry the gentleman doing it to you.

:icon_lol:

[DonTheTrucker]

I stole two movies last night. This is the heyday of file sharing for me.

Can't wait to watch the Tyson documentary.

[CousinDave]

They need Bob Kelly, Vos, and Patrice in their along with Jimmy when they play old shit like this.

from what they say that studio won't be big enough for Patrice

[Mobo]

I stole two movies last night. This is the heyday of file sharing for me.

Can't wait to watch the Tyson documentary.

I watched 'Benjamin Button' last night......too long...too effing long....

[DonTheTrucker]

and I support his right to have a physician assist him in killing himself

And I support your right to support his right. I'm very progressive.

[SIDS Vicious]

Shit I get douche chills now from that fake cry.

[DonTheTrucker]

I watched 'Benjamin Button' last night......too long...too effing long....

I gave up 20 minutes in on that one. I liked it better when it was called Forrest Gump.

[cokelogic]

I watched 'Benjamin Button' last night......too long...too effing long....Yeah, that movie stunk. I just hate how they took no chances at all the questions that would be brought up during his life. No one mentions shit that he's getting younger, they just say "you look different" and not "holy fuck, it's a miracle!"

Raise in a retirement home? How convenient. How about make him go to a real school with kids to create conflicts?

[DonTheTrucker]

Shit I get douche chills now from that fake cry.

You sir, have the best message board name ever.

[Mobo]

I gave up 20 minutes in on that one. I liked it better when it was called Forrest Gump.

I think it was a 2 and a half hour long set-up to showing a baby dying, and everyone expecting it, and everyone being ok with it.....it just seemed like they felt the need to pound every little nuance into your head.

[Blue Heeler]

Shit I get douche chills now from that fake cry.

Hey SIDS, how bad are the wildfires in North Myrtle Beach? My Granddad lives in Myrtle Beach but I can't get any info on the size or path of the fires.

[crimescenesex]

You sir, have the best message board name ever.

That's all it takes eh.. come up with a good mb name.. you're too easy Don

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Oh this sounds like a fuckin gem...

[SIDS Vicious]

Hey SIDS, how bad are the wildfires in North Myrtle Beach? My Granddad lives in Myrtle Beach but can't get any info on the size or path of the fires.

Here's an article from the Charleston paper on the wildfire - they're having to evacuate some homes now. http://charleston.net/news/2009/apr/23/wildfire_destroys_homes_near_popular_beach_area/

Edit - here's an article from the MB Sun, with a nice photo. http://www.thesunnews.com/news/local/story/871953.html

[Blue Heeler]

That's all it takes eh.. come up with a good mb name.. you're too easy Don

What name did you have to give up to get the awesomeness that is crimescenesex?

[SIDS Vicious]

You sir, have the best message board name ever.

thanks, sir.

[Blue Heeler]

Here's an article from the Charleston paper on the wildfire - they're having to evacuate some homes now. http://charleston.net/news/2009/apr/23/wildfire_destroys_homes_near_popular_beach_area/

appreciate it...though that would have been a great meatspin link....I blindly clicked.

[Danesy]

I think it was a 2 and a half hour long set-up to showing a baby dying, and everyone expecting it, and everyone being ok with it.....it just seemed like they felt the need to pound every little nuance into your head.

I liked it. But I like everything everyone hates here. :rolleyes:

It was my favorite movie of the year until I saw Slumdog Millionaire.

[crimescenesex]

What name did you have to give up to get the awesomeness that is crimescenesex?

Nice try..

[CousinDave]

I liked it. But I like everything everyone hates here. :rolleyes:

It was my favorite movie of the year until I saw Slumdog Millionaire.


I doubt I will ever see either of those movies

[Stig]

OK, I'm here now. Start the party.

[Pearce]

LOL, O&A smashing Howie 15 years ago. No wonder he hates them.

[crimescenesex]

Did anyone else's online stream skip?

[Mobo]

I liked it. But I like everything everyone hates here. :rolleyes:

It was my favorite movie of the year until I saw Slumdog Millionaire.

Hey, way to prove that you're a girl! Maybe I'm just getting older, but it seems like movies are long just to be long anymore...

[Blue Heeler]

I doubt I will ever see either of those movies

I refuse to see either one. Neither one are my type of movie and my wife said both looked like shit, so I don't even need to be forced to see them.

[DonTheTrucker]

I doubt I will ever see either of those movies

You really should see Slumdog.

[Blue Heeler]

Here's an article from the Charleston paper on the wildfire - they're having to evacuate some homes now. http://charleston.net/news/2009/apr/23/wildfire_destroys_homes_near_popular_beach_area/

Edit - here's an article from the MB Sun, with a nice photo. http://www.thesunnews.com/news/local/story/871953.html

Looks like it's going from N. Myrtle Beach toward the NC stateline. Thanks again, looks like he's safe.

[Blue Heeler]

Nice try..

Well Umo, we have to try...

[crimescenesex]

I had to remove lady trucker from my twitter.. she fucking spam tweets.. I had to scroll and scroll until I could get to a twitter that I actually wanted to read.

[Mobo]

I refuse to see either one. Neither one are my type of movie and my wife said both looked like shit, so I don't even need to be forced to see them.

You do everything your wife tells you to do? Huh? Little Nancy boy? Hey! You hear that? I think it's your wife calling....better go see what she wants....it's prolly something to do with that new baby. That was all your idea, right?

[DonTheTrucker]

When Opie goes out n a Twittering blaze of glory, I call dibs on Pearce as last man standing.

[crimescenesex]

"the nuggets he finds"

[Blue Heeler]

You do everything your wife tells you to do? Huh? Little Nancy boy? Hey! You hear that? I think it's your wife calling....better go see what she wants....it's prolly something to do with that new baby. That was all your idea, right?

Did you shave your head bald or pull out all your hair because nobody loves you?

[vice86]

What did they call the segment where guys called in with naked chick horror stories? And then what did the callt he bit where the women called in?...something of the hog or something?

[Stig]

LOL, O&A smashing Howie 15 years ago. No wonder he hates them.

Yeah. Because Howie was watching O&A's TV show on the Worcester, MA Univision station. :icon_lol:

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah. Because Howie was watching O&A's TV show on the Worcester, MA Univision station. :icon_lol:

I'm sure he had some uber fan monitoring all media for mentions of his name and reporting it.

[Mobo]

Did you shave your head bald or pull out all your hair because nobody loves you?

Well, it's actually male pattern baldness, but there's really not a history of it in my family...I guess I sure got the short end of the stick, huh? But anyhoo, I shave it down to kinda mask it a little....I call it the "Bruce Willis" (but that's prolly just to make myself feel better :) ) I am a little self-concious about it, but I do make jokes about myself....I'm a pretty confident person, overall.

[DonTheTrucker]

Well, it's actually male pattern baldness, but there's really not a history of it in my family...I guess I sure got the short end of the stick, huh? But anyhoo, I shave it down to kinda mask it a little....I call it the "Bruce Willis" (but that's prolly just to make myself feel better :) ) I am a little self-concious about it, but I do make jokes about myself....I'm a pretty confident person, overall.

Thanks for sharing Baldy Balderson.

[Mobo]

Thanks for sharing Baldy Balderson.

No prob, Potty McKettleson.

[crimescenesex]

I'm sure he had some uber fan monitoring all media for mentions of his name and reporting it.

If he was spanish...

[NortonsGravyLeg]

bookit, ok I got it. good bookit. I will whats the name...book it. YEA YA DUMB CUNT BUT WHATS THE SITE. Its bookit you no dick moron!!

[Stig]

The acting in that Bookit commercial sounds like the 8-track porn tapes.

[crimescenesex]

The acting in that Bookit commercial sounds like the 8-track porn tapes.

On my top 10 favorite o&a bits

[Mobo]

The acting in that Bookit commercial sounds like the 8-track porn tapes.

"I'm boooking it, you dumb BITCH!"

[crimescenesex]

Uumm........ yyyeeeaaaahh... I think I'll go back to bed now.

[SuperGolfer]

"My mentor, Edward Teller."

It doesn't get better than that.

[crimescenesex]

"I'm boooking it, you dumb BITCH!"

libdib

[Pearce]

They need to get Rogan on with this guy.

[Mobo]

"My mentor, Edward Teller."

It doesn't get better than that.

http://vegasblog.latimes.com/vegas/images/2007/04/26/teller_jh29tpnc.jpg

Some mentor....he barely says ANYTHING.....

[Pearce]

http://snap.lbl.gov/multimedia/presentations/afterbigbang/img26.jpg

[crimescenesex]

They need to get Rogan on with this guy.

Oh God no. Rogan is boring enough. If I want to hear all about hallucinogens I'll sit and talk to my 23 year old nephew.

[Mobo]

http://snap.lbl.gov/multimedia/presentations/afterbigbang/img26.jpg

pffffff.....Lynn Cominsky is a douchebag....get this bitch on Maury....we'll find out who created the universe.....

"God......you are NOT the father....."
"Yeah, bitch! I tolt you! I tolt you!"

[Stig]

http://snap.lbl.gov/multimedia/presentations/afterbigbang/img26.jpg

http://www.american-buddha.com/2001SPACEODYSSEYABOL1.jpg

[Mobo]

If I want to hear all about hallucinogens I'll sit and talk to my 23 year old nephew.

yeah, me too....what's his number again? Do you happen to know what he's got on him right now?

[crimescenesex]

This guy is very interesting.. I actually want to read his book.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I'm a total nerd and into this. I'm on hold to ask him a question about the Kepler Mission and hopefully something about the new Magnetic Plasma Propulsion system NASA will test in 2011.

[crimescenesex]

yeah, me too....what's his number again? Do you happen to know what he's got on him right now?

He's actually got a bit of a farm growing in his extra bedroom right now.. all kinds of buds from all over the world.. tell me what you want, and I'll get you a price.

[SIDS Vicious]

anyone else's XM stream down?

[Blue Heeler]

Paradox:

http://k53.pbase.com/o4/23/459023/1/62522684.nkXyysgu._DSC6532.jpg

or

http://fotosa.ru/stock_photo/Fancy%20by%20Veer/p_2713903.jpg

???

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. When you have a sex change it's purely aesthetic....you don't all of the sudden have the right sex organs. You can't go from a man to a woman and get pregnant and vice versa.

[English Gent]

I'm a total nerd and into this. I'm on hold to ask him a question about the Kepler Mission and hopefully something about the new Magnetic Plasma Propulsion system NASA will test in 2011.

Ask him what he thinks about John Titor.

[Pearce]

As long as the sun doesn't take out Ohio, I'm good.

[Mobo]

He's actually got a bit of a farm growing in his extra bedroom right now.. all kinds of buds from all over the world.. tell me what you want, and I'll get you a price.

Sure! I'm sure there's nothing wrong with bartering a drug deal over the internet, and eventually over state lines!

[Pearce]

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. When you have a sex change it's purely aesthetic....you don't all of the sudden have the right sex organs. You can't go from a man to a woman and get pregnant and vice versa.

If you can time travel, a man can have a baby.

[cokelogic]

Paradox:

http://k53.pbase.com/o4/23/459023/1/62522684.nkXyysgu._DSC6532.jpg
or

http://fotosa.ru/stock_photo/Fancy%20by%20Veer/p_2713903.jpg
???A pair of ducks alone could have earned you a gold star. But you lost your confidence and had to tack on a rider joke.

[Mobo]

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. When you have a sex change it's purely aesthetic....you don't all of the sudden have the right sex organs. You can't go from a man to a woman and get pregnant and vice versa.

ha ha! This was your problem with the time travel story?

[Blue Heeler]

As long as the sun doesn't take out Ohio, I'm good.

Goes back to the earlier discussion...red states will survive, blue states will not be able to feed themselves to survive.

[Mobo]

As long as the sun doesn't take out Ohio, I'm good.

Why wouldn't the sun ignore Ohio just like everyone else does?

[Blue Heeler]

A pair of ducks alone could have earned you a gold star. But you lost your confidence and had to tack on a rider joke.

Lost confidence or went so high brow you couldn't keep up? Sure, it was no coketoon, but I think it was an effective joke.

[Stig]

Nice Stephen Hawking call.

[cokelogic]

The best thing about this guy is we have the same amount of knowledge about future, none. Just a bunch of theories.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

:haha7:...Morning folks.

Love Stephen Hawking soundboards...there's a few out there.

[Blue Heeler]

Why wouldn't the sun ignore Ohio just like everyone else does?

The 49 United States no longer recognize your rogue state, Sir...or should I just call you "amigo"?

[crimescenesex]

Sure! I'm sure there's nothing wrong with bartering a drug deal over the internet, and eventually over state lines!

You can't possibly be that mindless...
wtf happened to wackbag?

[Blue Heeler]

You can't possibly be that mindless...
wtf happened to wackbag?

You got banned, we evolved.

[Pearce]

The best thing about this guy is we have the same amount of knowledge about future, none. Just a bunch of theories.

But his theories are really well thought out, tested, retested, adjusted, tested again, etc. and he uses that information to come up with the most likely scenario.

Your theories are yelled at a group of drunk friends at 3 in the morning, and they all agree and you move on and play Donkey Kong.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That might hurt a little...

[Mobo]

The best thing about this guy is we have the same amount of knowledge about future, none. Just a bunch of theories.

At least his are based in reality. Not just agoraphobic fever dreams based on Lost episodes and Pearl Jam lyrics.

[crimescenesex]

I think this guy is a serial killer and has been for decades... he just sounds like one.

I think that's why I like him.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I assume you die before you hit the ring......like when your atoms get ripped apart.

[crimescenesex]

You got banned, we evolved.
I don't know what you're talking about.. but ok. I'll give you a response and a wave. :action-sm

[cokelogic]

This bull shit about a parallel universe on the other side of a black hole. Just because it resembles a portal, doesn't mean it is a portal to an alternate world. What a dummy.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

ha ha! This was your problem with the time travel story?
Well, I'm not going to debate him on the math of it...that's for sure.


I'm a stickler for the details. But seriously, you'd think that as some uber-brain he'd come up with an example that was actually possible. Doesn't that bug anyone else?

[Blue Heeler]

But his theories are really well thought out, tested, retested, adjusted, tested again, etc. and he uses that information to come up with the most likely scenario.

Your theories are yelled at a group of drunk friends at 3 in the morning, and they all agree and you move on and play Donkey Kong.

How exactly does he test his theories? They are called theories for a reason, and not called Facts.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

You first start with the simplest terms like 'We dont' see things...we see light bouncing of things.' ...if that made sence, you then go from there.

[Mobo]

The 49 United States no longer recognize your rogue state, Sir...or should I just call you "amigo"?

in about a week, you can call me 'Minister of Boot Scootin'' (I have an uncle that promised me a koosh cabinet spot......I've already said too much...)

You can't possibly be that mindless...
wtf happened to wackbag?
which part was mindless? That you came up with a cool "I know a guy who has a lot of drugs" story, or the fact that I played into your stupid bit?

[crimescenesex]

But his theories are really well thought out, tested, retested, adjusted, tested again, etc. and he uses that information to come up with the most likely scenario.

Your theories are yelled at a group of drunk friends at 3 in the morning, and they all agree and you move on and play Donkey Kong.

This dude's show ass kissing posts always made me want to dick slap him, but he has a point here.. and a funny one at that. Sorry Coke, but FACE!

[cokelogic]

But his theories are really well thought out, tested, retested, adjusted, tested again, etc. and he uses that information to come up with the most likely scenario.

Your theories are yelled at a group of drunk friends at 3 in the morning, and they all agree and you move on and play Donkey Kong.That's right. My theories yield results. And no matter how many times he tries, he just has his best guess.

[Pearce]

How exactly does he test his theories? They are called theories for a reason, and not called Facts.

He goes "This is what it is.", and then everyone works as hard as they can to figure out why that's not possible. If they can, adjust the theory to make it make sense. If they can't, it's an awesome theory until something better comes along.

[Blue Heeler]

Anthony's only knowledge of time travel is Back to the Future.

[crimescenesex]

which part was mindless? That you came up with a cool "I know a guy who has a lot of drugs" story, or the fact that I played into your stupid bit?


No. Just the fact that you're stupid.

[Mobo]

That's right. My theories yield results. And no matter how many times he tries, he just has his best guess.

Anybody else find it funny that Cokelogic is calling out one of the most respected physicists on the planet?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The idea of alternate universes is too fucken freaky...

People are born and people die...if an alternate state exists then other versions of you could already be dead and when you do die other versions could still be around...FTW?

[Mobo]

No. Just the fact that you're stupid.

ah....I see....well, I guess you've got me there....good one.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Anthony's only knowledge of time travel is Back to the Future.

Don't forget Lost, which takes on a different theory other than string.

[Blue Heeler]

He goes "This is what it is.", and then everyone works as hard as they can to figure out why that's not possible. If they can, adjust the theory to make it make sense. If they can't, it's an awesome theory until something better comes along.

I call bullshit on most of it, based on zero evidence and zero knowledge of it...and I'm no less wrong than him.

[cokelogic]

How exactly does he test his theories? They are called theories for a reason, and not called Facts.Exactly! He thinks shit up for a reason and people take his word as gospel because he's a doctor. And I'm tired of the praise.

He's only working toward global notoriety and money.

[Mobo]

I call bullshit on most of it, based on zero evidence and zero knowledge of it...and I'm no less wrong than him.

That's important to you, isn't it?

[crimescenesex]

This is great and all.. but someone bring back the funny..

[Blue Heeler]

The idea of alternate universes is too fucken freaky...

People are born and people die...if an alternate state exists then other versions of you could already be dead and when you do die other versions could still be around...FTW?

The thought that in another reality I couldn't be racist, scares the hell out of me.


Don't forget Lost, which takes on a different theory other than string.

I don't recognize Lost as anything but the worst fucking show on television.

[Mobo]

He's only working toward global notoriety and money.

as opposed to whom?

[cokelogic]

I call bullshit on most of it, based on zero evidence and zero knowledge of it...and I'm no less wrong than him.http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg Finally, someone who gets it.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Yeah but then you end up with a problem with replicators. And you need to involve the Asgard and/or use some technology from Atlantis.....

It never ends well, but it's a convenient plot line when you can't think of an original story.

[cokelogic]

as opposed to whom?Albert Einstein.

[Blue Heeler]

Exactly! He thinks shit up for a reason and people take his word as gospel because he's a doctor. And I'm tired of the praise.

He's only working toward global notoriety and money.

Pretty much sums it up, internet buddy.

That's important to you, isn't it?

shhhhhh

[Stig]

Anybody else find it funny that Cokelogic is calling out one of the most respected physicists on the planet?

Can Michio Kaku make pictures move and speak? I think not.

[crimescenesex]

I find myself listening for Ant, Op, or Jimmy to talk.. otherwise I'm dozing off..

[Pearce]

I don't recognize Lost as anything but the worst fucking show on television.

Important Things with Demetri Martin

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg Finally, someone who gets it.

Thanks!


(I'm going to apply this gold star to my paradox joke.)

[Mobo]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg Finally, someone who gets it.

the fact that you gave him a star for that comment, devalues all previous stars.....

here's mine back:
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg


but screw you.....I'm keeping my E-rocks and unicorns....

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg Finally, someone who gets it.
I'm with you guys too....the problem is that none of us could win a debate on it with him, because he'd resort to the same tactic that most liberals do....

I'd say well prove your point, then he'd either change the subject or say..."no, you disprove it".

but....but....but....I'm not the one trying to sell something.

[Blue Heeler]

Important Things with Demetri Martin

Thanks, I had to do a Google search...


...still don't get it.

[Mobo]

I'm with you guys too....the problem is that none of us could win a debate on it with him, because he'd resort to the same tactic that most liberals do....

I'd say well prove your point, then he'd either change the subject or say..."no, you disprove it".

but....but....but....I'm not the one trying to sell something.

YAY! WE MADE IT TO 9 UNTIL SOMEONE SAID 'LIBERAL'!!!!!!!

That's $40 for UNICEF!!!!

[Blue Heeler]

the fact that you gave him a star for that comment, devalues all previous stars.....

here's mine back:
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg


but screw you.....I'm keeping my E-rocks and unicorns....

fuck you and your format destroying post.

[Pearce]

I'm with you guys too....the problem is that none of us could win a debate on it with him, because he'd resort to the same tactic that most liberals do....

I'd say well prove your point, then he'd either change the subject or say..."no, you disprove it".

but....but....but....I'm not the one trying to sell something.

I like how you invented a scenario in your head where you make this genius crumble like a 6 year old.

[crimescenesex]

This didn't sound like a planted question at all...

[cokelogic]

How dumb do you have to be to say you have a good grasp on things to predict the future? Who is calling themselves a Futurist? Tomorrow it may rain popcorn and your entire career will be over.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Again, you don't see things, you see light bounce off things...But wouldn't there be distortion of light?

[cokelogic]

Can Michio Kaku make pictures move and speak? I think not.http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

This didn't sound like a planted question at all...

I remember, 44 posts ago, when Wackbag was a better place...funny how just 44 posts ago the LT's seemed....less hateful.

[crimescenesex]

omg ENOUGH.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

YAY! WE MADE IT TO 9 UNTIL SOMEONE SAID 'LIBERAL'!!!!!!!

That's $40 for UNICEF!!!!
Wooooo.....

Do I get a prize?

I think my mistake is looking at the offtopic/currentevents thread BEFORE I do the listening thread. It just gets me all political....


But seriously folks...

I hate the presentation of opinion/theory as fact. And that's what I see the two have in common.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

How dumb do you have to be to say you have a good grasp on things to predict the future? Who is calling themselves a Futurist? Tomorrow it may rain popcorn and your entire career will be over.

It's a word used to get theoretical science into pop culture. It's a silly word.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I like how you invented a scenario in your head where you make this genius crumble like a 6 year old.
HAHA

I didn't think of it like that.....but awesome.

[Mobo]

How dumb do you have to be to say you have a good grasp on things to predict the future? Who is calling themselves a Futurist? Tomorrow it may rain popcorn and your entire career will be over.

Popcorn Rain? You'd think that Tay Zonday would have warned us.....

[Wilmington WOW]

Dr, Is it true that the internet is for porn?

la la la

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

LOL....

Yeah Jimmy, it's called gravity.

[Blue Heeler]

Finally he spouts some facts. Yay!

[crimescenesex]

I remember, 44 posts ago, when Wackbag was a better place...funny how just 44 posts ago the LT's seemed....less hateful.

And I remember when 2 seconds ago, I didn't think that someone would actually look at a post count in order to make a mediocre post himself.

[Stig]

the fact that you gave him a star for that comment, devalues all previous stars.....

here's mine back:
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg


but screw you.....I'm keeping my E-rocks and unicorns....

Yeah. Like you have 6 of those. :icon_conf
Why not pony up your Congressional Medal of Honor and all those Purple Hearts while you're at it?

[Pearce]

Thanks, I had to do a Google search...


...still don't get it.

Just saying that Lost is shit, but there's always worse shit....runny, acid-y diarrhea shit presented by an awful comedian.

[Blue Heeler]

It collapsed faster because the finger of Allah was pushing it down, God Willing.

[Mobo]

Wooooo.....

Do I get a prize?

I think my mistake is looking at the offtopic/currentevents thread BEFORE I do the listening thread. It just gets me all political....


But seriously folks...

I hate the presentation of opinion/theory as fact. And that's what I see the two have in common.

He is a man of science, so I doubt that he would proclaim that the things he says are facts. I'm sure he would describe them more as "Most Possible Scenario based on what we know to be true from evidence that we have determined to be fact".....but that doesn't exactly fall off the tounge, now doesn't it?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

He is a man of science, so I doubt that he would proclaim that the things he says are facts. I'm sure he would describe them more as "Most Possible Scenario based on what we know to be true from evidence that we have determined to be fact".....but that doesn't exactly fall off the tounge, now doesn't it?
Errr.....

Yes?

[cokelogic]

We're are 12 years away from teleportation. It's my word against his.

And it will be an Apple product. First iPod and now teleportation.

[Mobo]

Yeah. Like you have 6 of those. :icon_conf
Why not pony up your Congressional Medal of Honor and all those Purple Hearts while you're at it?

Hey, I could'a picked up 6 of them things over the course of time....and a stove burn IS a service injury if you're cooking for actual soldiers.....

[Blue Heeler]

We're are 12 years away from teleportation. It's my word against his.

And it will be an Apple product. First iPod and now teleportation.

You had me until you said Apple...Microsoft will steal it before Apple can sell it.

[Mobo]

Errr.....

Yes?

HA HA! Sorry......does it? I meant to say.....I got lost in my own pontificating...stupid.....

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

We're are 12 years away from teleportation. It's my word against his.

And it will be an Apple product. First iPod and now teleportation.
I say it's only 7-10 until the zombie apocalypse. I'm still hazy on the method of zombie creation though. It's currently a toss up between chemical and Hell overflowing. Black magic is just silly.

[Stig]

We're are 12 years away from teleportation. It's my word against his.

And it will be an Apple product. First iPod and now teleportation.

But you'll have to sign up for ATT to teleport. Verizon will have a better service area, but no teleportation until a couple of years later.

[cokelogic]

Of course Star Trek is his favorite series. That's why he's a doctor today. He's using all this money to live out boyhood dreams.

How about stop gazing at the stars and cure cancer.

[Stig]

HA HA! Sorry......does it? I meant to say.....I got lost in my own pontificating...stupid.....

You're jerking off to pictures of the Pope? Ew. :icon_conf

[Blue Heeler]

But you'll have to sign up for ATT to teleport. Verizon will have a better service area, but no teleportation until a couple of years later.

Fuck that, I don't need ATT to get a dropped call while I'm being teleported.

[Stig]

Of course Star Trek is his favorite series. That's why he's a doctor today. He's using all this money to live out boyhood dreams.

How about stop gazing at the stars and cure cancer.

When did you get so bitter, Cokie? You used to be so happy.

[Blue Heeler]

Of course Star Trek is his favorite series. That's why he's a doctor today. He's using all this money to live out boyhood dreams.

How about stop gazing at the stars and cure cancer.

The cure for cancer is in the soil of a far away star...prove me wrong.

[Mobo]

You're jerking off to pictures of the Pope? Ew. :icon_conf

Ya....das Pope iz guud, yah.....

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So if an advanced alien life form decided to pass by our Solar system in warp speed then they'd re-arange our planets, sun, asteroids and Vos' teeth?

[crimescenesex]

Punching out..

[Blue Heeler]

When did you get so bitter, Cokie? You used to be so happy.

When he found out his first coketoon was an old SNL skit.

[Pearce]

When did you get so bitter, Cokie? You used to be so happy.

He hasn't been the same since the CBS firing. He'll recover some day......some day.....

[cokelogic]

You had me until you said Apple...Microsoft will steal it before Apple can sell it.Vista. It pushed their technology back a couple years. MS will be one of those "me too" teleportation companies. I predict there will be about 5 major companies in the next 15 years. I'm a futurist.

[Pearce]

Punching out..

http://www.seattlechoralcompany.org/Images/applause.jpg

[cokelogic]

Did he even watch LOST, that's not what that's about.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here's Negative Matter and negative energy

http://s1.mcstatic.com/thumb/836520/4985660/4/directors_cut/0/1/erock_loves_hulk_hogan.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:g7HpSd51KrafOM:http://bentcorner.com/wp-content/uploads//2009/01/earl-200x152.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.seattlechoralcompany.org/Images/applause.jpg

I heard angels sing myself.

[Blue Heeler]

Did he even watch LOST, that's not what that's about.

Like ANYONE knows what that shit show is about.

[Stig]

I'm a futurist.

You are a drunk and a scoundrel.

[Blue Heeler]

The Collider is going to wipe us out of the solar system.

[meanmarv]

Yesterday homo, today nerd.

[English Gent]

I hope that Dr. Kaku's 'guilty pleasure' is that he enjoys molesting young boys.

[cokelogic]

When did you get so bitter, Cokie? You used to be so happy.I'm not bitter. I'm just very skeptical of scientists and their certainty. If someone came on air and started talking about the future and theories, but it all pertained religion, people would question what they say. Just because this guy has a degree doesn't make everything he says truth.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
"He knows what a guilty pleasure is"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

What's your guilty pleasure?

Kaku: Transsexual Midget Pornography

[Blue Heeler]

"Lucas ripped off Flash Gordon" - Hoo Hoo

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Early advancement in school can also make you Geeeeeeey

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:jEkmynASTXWW5M:http://mortystv.com/showcards/doogie_howser_showcard.jpg

[Stig]

The Collider is going to wipe us out of the solar system.
Or at the very least, some hopes and dreams.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rnR9oewQ9RU/Rr0UAQfqjvI/AAAAAAAAABs/7yVHnLGhDXI/s400/Johnson%3B%2BA%2BCar%2BCrash,%2BSomewhere.jpg

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I hope that Dr. Kaku's 'guilty pleasure' is that he enjoys molesting young boys.
That would have been fantastic if he'd just said something awful.

What's your guilty pleasure?

"Beastiality..."

[meanmarv]

I hope that Dr. Kaku's 'guilty pleasure' is that he enjoys molesting young boys.

Oh Dear!!!!

[cokelogic]

Like ANYONE knows what that shit show is about.I have some theories. :rolleyes:

You are a drunk and a scoundrel.:haha7:

[Stig]

I hope that Dr. Kaku's 'guilty pleasure' is that he enjoys molesting young boys.

He does it in a parallel universe. Which is outside the jurisdiction of all known law enforcement agencies.

[Blue Heeler]

I have some theories. :rolleyes:

GENIUS! They should interview you!

[Stig]

He's the physics professor at a community college.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahah, Kaku got a good little dig at Jimmy there

MKaKu.org (http://mkaku.org/)

[cokelogic]

That would have been fantastic if he'd just said something awful.

What's your guilty pleasure?

"Beastiality..."He definitely backs his ass up to horses.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I tough book to read
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:bHfhsUX43zEWDM:http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2252433e58e1d00c225243c038e1d-500pi

and easier version of the same book to read.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KwvgeFtxwENRQM:http://www.its.caltech.edu/~len/images/BrieferHistory.jpg

[Redding]

Dr. Kaku is great

[meanmarv]

Dr. Kaku is great

Name pronounced: "cock u"

[English Gent]

There was an absolutely extraordinary UFO sighting in 2002 by the captain of a commercial turboprop flying from England to Guernsey. He had the thing on his radar and in his view for over fifteen minutes.

[Blue Heeler]

Who's the chick, a physicist groupie?

[meanmarv]

Who's the chick, a physicist groupie?

Jodie Foster

[Blue Heeler]

There was an absolutely extraordinary UFO sighting in 2002 by the captain of a commercial turboprop flying from England to Guernsey. He had the thing on his radar and in his view for over fifteen minutes.

That was a jet, the rest of the world uses them, sorry about your prop plane.

[Pearce]

Dr. Kaku is great

He gives me hope. It seems like everyone you run into is a dumbass, anyone in a position of power is every douche you hated in school, and then you have guys like this out there talking about time travelling to the past to fuck yourself and become your own parents. Makes me very happy.

[cokelogic]

There was an absolutely extraordinary UFO sighting in 2002 by the captain of a commercial turboprop flying from England to Guernsey. He had the thing on his radar and in his view for over fifteen minutes.
Wait, if he was an English man when how did he see it? I assume he'd miss the event with his head down, blowing his co-pilot. :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

Jodie Foster

That movie was great, until the end.

[cokelogic]

He gives me hope. It seems like everyone you run into is a dumbass, anyone in a position of power is every douche you hated in school, and then you have guys like this out there talking about time travelling to the past to fuck yourself and become your own parents. Makes me very happy.False hope is hope.

[Blue Heeler]

Bookit!

[cokelogic]

That movie was great, until the end.Never saw it, but heard the spoiler ending. Glad I didn't waste my time. Plus Jodie Foster is a pooch.

[Stig]

There was an absolutely extraordinary UFO sighting in 2002 by the captain of a commercial turboprop flying from England to Guernsey. He had the thing on his radar and in his view for over fifteen minutes.

I'm sure there's some completely reasonable, dentistry-related explanation for this.

[Mobo]

Who's the chick, a physicist groupie?

I thought it was Bree Olsen.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That movie was great, until the end.

Agreed, although it made sense I was hoping for more.

Almost like reading Crippled posts.

[Stig]

I thought it was Bree Olsen.

She didn't beg for votes, so no.
(She's whoring pretty hard for some cash and a Rolex, if you ask me...)

[Blue Heeler]

How horrible is Playboy radio? Does anyone want to hear "the hotesst, sexiest women" on the radio?

[Blue Heeler]

She didn't beg for votes, so no.
(She's whoring pretty hard for some cash and a Rolex, if you ask me...)

Not a fan of Bree...which is why I voted for Alektra Blue instead.

[Mobo]

How horrible is Playboy radio? Does anyone want to hear "the hotesst, sexiest women" on the radio?

Only Canadians, but unfortunately, it's not available there.

[Blue Heeler]

Bookit!

[Mobo]

She didn't beg for votes, so no.
(She's whoring pretty hard for some cash and a Rolex, if you ask me...)

She was on Stern that same morning, whoring for votes....

[DonTheTrucker]

That movie was great, until the end.

I didn't like when Buffalo Bill got shot either.

[Blue Heeler]

um, worst of now? wtf

[Stig]

Did they punch out for the day?

[Pearce]

How horrible is Playboy radio? Does anyone want to hear "the hotesst, sexiest women" on the radio?

Playboy Radio is great. It was on the premium channel thing with O&A on early XM but they did so terrible that they were fired, then Sirius went "It failed miserably for XM......WE HAVE TO HAVE IT!". Now it's come full circle.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

10am? Really? Looks like I'm listening to Beck until noon...

[Blue Heeler]

10am? Really?

Don't forget, the show didn't start until 6:10am...they left early to make up for it.

[Blue Heeler]

ok, they're back...whew!

[English Gent]

10am? Really? Looks like I'm listening to Beck until noon...


Hater!!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

whoopsies...bait & switched, back to live

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Limey!!!

;)

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Theyve been playing some inbetween content lately to fill up some space.

[Blue Heeler]

Theyve been playing some inbetween content lately to fill up some space.

You mean hearing Bookit commercials twice per break isn't enough?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, "...I sure fucked that up."

[Mobo]

THE ARCHBISHOP!?!?!?!

<fap fap fap fap fap>

[Pearce]

Dammit, Ant was gonna get into the mogulus thing last night and Mel had to walk by. He was up at 12 AM calling into that Hippo Juice show.

[Blue Heeler]

They're really pussing up with Mel walking by...they should be doing something to fuck with him.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

What broad takes off her shirt and only shows side-tit?

[DonTheTrucker]

I was listening to a different show last night.

[Blue Heeler]

What broad takes off her shirt and only shows side-tit?

Stig

[English Gent]

So fired...................

[RobeSoup&Tears]

hahaha, "...I sure fucked that up."
Great subtle delivery from Ant.

Spy Report...Spy Alert....it's all good.

[Mobo]

What broad takes off her shirt and only shows side-tit?

Christina Applegate?

[DonTheTrucker]

What broad takes off her shirt and only shows side-tit?

What kind of show lets a woman on air?

[Stig]

Stig

I will kill you.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

You mean hearing Bookit commercials twice per break isn't enough?

Not enough to me, more the better. I didn't get the really bad joke the first 500 times the fucking stupid commercial ran. Holy motherfuck! Enough about BOOKIT! I would say advertising works cuz we all know it. However I will never fucking use a service like that with such asinine advertising.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Baby-shaker apps? I'm intrigued by these appetizers...

[Stig]

What kind of show let's a woman on air?

5 post penalty for apostrophe abuse.

[Stig]

Baby-shaker apps? I'm intrigued by these appetizers...

They're crunchy inside. Yum!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Christina Applegate?

Didn't she get implants immediately after they scooped out her mams?

[Blue Heeler]

I will kill you.

We all feel the weight of your post count on this board, but it'll never kill us.

[Pearce]

What kind of show lets a woman on air?

You'd like her Don, she uses the N word.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm a baaaaaby-shaker, I'm a baaaaaaaby-shaker!! (that's the safe version)
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[English Gent]

If shaking babies to death is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Such fucking outrage. Yet I bet people are buying it now being that the fucking news is advertising it.

[DonTheTrucker]

5 post penalty for apostrophe abuse.

Charge it to Research In Motion. And I fixed it before you finished this post.

[Mobo]

Didn't she get implants immediately after they scooped out her mams?

I dunno....it was the first boobless chick I could come up with....





Does a real baby die when you use the app? THEN WHO DA FUCK CARES?!?!?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Shaken baby no good.
No shaken baby GOOD

[Blue Heeler]

The hospital told us many times about Baby Shaking Syndrome before we could leave. It was annoying.

[DonTheTrucker]

You'd like her Don, she uses the N word.

Yes that's all I look for in radio. From what I hear it is a good show, just a scheduling conflict with another show.

[Blue Heeler]

I prefer my babies stirred...merph hrmph

[Stig]

There's nothing funnier than the manufactured outrage of a news broadcaster.

Except for maybe a shaken baby.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I was trying to find The Family Guy clip were Peter shuck their first born (Peter) to death to stop him from crying.

[Mobo]

Well, they are calling the Iphone the next gen of handheld consoles, so I guess it's about time they started catching some of this stupid shit....

[dolemyte]

I'm a baaaaaby-shaker, I'm a baaaaaaaby-shaker!! (that's the safe version)
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:


Sucks, as i just become a producer for Iphone apps, this outrage thing is gonna make them clamp down on what they allow...

I also wished i had pitched Baby Shaker first...

[wetandstickyjim]

I prefer my babies stirred...merph hrmph

I LOL'd.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

LMFAO! Handing a baby to Michael J. Fox

[Blue Heeler]

ACK! Frrrrrrunkis and get off the phone, I hate these phone calls.

[Stig]

I prefer my babies stirred...merph hrmph
"Do you expect me to laugh?"
http://copiousnotes.bloginky.com/files/2008/11/blog2081114goldfinger1.jpg

[wetandstickyjim]

The hospital told us many times about Baby Shaking Syndrome before we could leave. It was annoying.

Next time leave Michael J Fox at home.

(ooof, way to post and not listen, stupid!)

[DonTheTrucker]

Wow Opie spotted this bitch as a phony in 2 seconds. Nice.

[Redding]

Stop fucking calling the show with fake anger and frunkis it sucks!

[Blue Heeler]

Wow, thanks for the comedy gold there Maria...ugh

[Blue Heeler]

"Do you expect me to laugh?"
http://copiousnotes.bloginky.com/files/2008/11/blog2081114goldfinger1.jpg

No, Stig, I expect you to die.

[Mobo]

"Do you expect me to laugh?"
http://copiousnotes.bloginky.com/files/2008/11/blog2081114goldfinger1.jpg

No, Mr. Stig.....I expect you to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Pearce]

If you're gonna call in with a phony stance, have some fucking passion. You have to be loud and rambling. Fucking act!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So since abortion is legal there should be an Abortion App...even better...a partial birth abortion app.

[Wilmington WOW]

I am mixed on this issue

but good for Shep for bucking the party line

[Blue Heeler]

No, Stig, I expect you to die.

No, Mr. Stig.....I expect you to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Better late than...no, late just sucks.

[Stig]

No, Stig, I expect you to die.

2 points for each of you.

No, Mr. Stig.....I expect you to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Awww. Li'l feller's all tuckered out!

[NortonsGravyLeg]

The hospital told us many times about Baby Shaking Syndrome before we could leave. It was annoying.

Ewww, how did you hold back from wanting to spit in their fuckin faces.

[Stig]

I am mixed on this issue

but good for Shep for bucking the party line

Figures. When he finally bucks the party line, he's wrong.

[Blue Heeler]

I am mixed on this issue

but good for Shep for bucking the party line

Oh don't worry, I've already sent Hannity a text:

"The brainwash is wearing off on Shep, hit him again"

[DonTheTrucker]

Fox allowing a host to have a differing view. Unthinkable! How will the left wing bloggers handle this? They can't possibly support anyone who works for Fox News.

[Razor Roman]

mornin peoples.

[Wilmington WOW]

yeah Ant

when the public disagrees with you, they are stupid and apathetic
who is the elitist now?

[Blue Heeler]

Ewww, how did you hold back from wanting to spit in their fuckin faces.

I almost laughed when the nurse said "Even intelligent people can do it"

[Blue Heeler]

Fox allowing a host to have a differing view. Unthinkable! How will the left wing bloggers handle this? They can't possibly support anyone who works for Fox News.

Geraldo is on Fox News...

[Stig]

Geraldo is on Fox News...

But Fox news is EVIL! They make up everything! NOTHING THEY SAY IS TRUE!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

Fox allowing a host to have a differing view. Unthinkable! How will the left wing bloggers handle this? They can't possibly support anyone who works for Fox News.

thanks for playing, here is your parting gift :action-sm

2 seconds, 1st on google

Shep Smith Gets Praise From Far Left For "We Do Not F***ing Torture" Rant (With Video)
hotairpundit ^ | 4/23/09 | Talkradio03

Posted on Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:14:08 AM by Talkradio03

Shepard Smith goes on a rant and says "we do not f***ing torture" and the left picks it up in seconds to use as another weapon to further their cause to put Bush Adm. officials behind bars. I just wish people would get this upset when our enemies do things that are really torture, or when Saddam Hussein kills 400,000 in 60 mass graves across Iraq, the response? Saddam had no WMD, we should have just contained him...drives me crazy

[Mobo]

mornin peoples.

Morning, Mr. Roman.

[Blue Heeler]

hahahahahaha, my calendar today has a whale swimming up to a submarine with the whale saying "Silent type, eh?"

[Blue Heeler]

When I hear Fox 5, I always think of Fox Force 5 from Pulp Fiction.

[Wilmington WOW]

Harry Kalas thought the Yankees broadcaster was a homo

[Stig]

When I hear Fox 5, I always think of Fox Force 5 from Pulp Fiction.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/cortnerd1234/Pulp_Fiction_Mia-1.jpg?t=1240497276

Ketchup.

Get it?... Catch up....

[Stig]

Harry Kalas thought the Yankees broadcaster was a homo

He's probably right. It IS the Yankees, after all.

[Blue Heeler]

Marty Brennaman > Harry Kallas

This is one of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky9Kso9q_Ws

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Up until the tag-line, it's a great call.

[Wilmington WOW]

Jesus Christ opie could not be more wrong right now

the first voice of the NFL films was john Facenda, a philly news caster - he was born earl Christan campbell....
Harry "not hank" took over after john died

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Redding the corrector.

[DonTheTrucker]

thanks for playing, here is your parting gift :action-sm

2 seconds, 1st on google

Parting gift? It bashes the left. I say that's at least a washer and dryer.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

good call Redding. John Facenda was the guy who was the original voice of the NFL

[Mobo]

Who is this talkative Fez person they have in studio?

[Blue Heeler]

good call Redding. John Facenda was the guy who was the original voice of the NFL

Only Philly people really give a flying fuck.

[Stig]

Parting gift? It bashes the left. I say that's at least a washer and dryer.

Would you settle for a Mexican who can do both?

[English Gent]

Who is this talkative Fez person they have in studio?

I think he's part of the crew on the Ron & Dave Show.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I love when Fezzie shows up on the show. Wish Ronnie could show up early

[DonTheTrucker]

Would you settle for a Mexican who can do both?

Chick yes. Guy no.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Only Philly people really give a flying fuck.

maybe about Hank Karas...I'm surprised Opie didn't confuse him with Harry Kalas instead

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I Love the fact that the Tribeca Film Festival has less movies submitted this year than any other since 9/11 and Franklyn’s would’nt even be considered.

Ha, I laff on you.

[Blue Heeler]

Franklyn is such a douche, what a dick move on his part.

[DonTheTrucker]

Only Philly people really give a flying fuck.

The guy was a radio legend. You can only say that about maybe 5 living baseball announcers.

[Wilmington WOW]

Marty Brennaman > Harry Kallas

This is one of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky9Kso9q_Ws

not more beloved
great audio though
Wait I thought Philly fans are the worst in the world? :rolleyes:

Parting gift? It bashes the left. I say that's at least a washer and dryer.

It totally made your quote look foolish
sooooooooo you get the rice-a-roni, i said good day Sir :action-sm

[Stig]

Chick yes. Guy no.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-Vxa40stZ20/SI_DJEr7mAI/AAAAAAAAAFY/ONKH7hREG1I/s320/IMG_2069.JPG

[Stig]

It totally made your quote look foolish
sooooooooo you get the rice-ar-roni, i said good day Sir :action-sm

I think you may not have gotten the bit. :rolleyes:

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Franklins a fuckin tool

[Redding]

Fez is doing great

[DonTheTrucker]

not more beloved
great audio though
Wait I thought Philly fans are the worst in the world? :rolleyes:


Not the Phillies or Sixers. Just the Eagles and Flyers.

[Stig]

They should play "What's In Fezzie's Ass?" and get Ronnie totally pissed.

[Blue Heeler]

not more beloved
great audio though
:rolleyes:



He's more beloved here...just like every broadcaster in every MLB town. Marty is in the HOF though, which I guess is an achievment for them.

[DonTheTrucker]

I think you may not have gotten the bit. :rolleyes:

Expect any different?

[English Gent]

The best bit about Alain Robert? At least he's not Phillipe fucking Petite.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Replay....and here are the Helen Mirren pictures they're talking about


http://doinaberchina.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/helen_mirren_bikini-picture.jpg

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7389/hellenmirren.jpg

[Redding]

I have said it for years that Helen Mirren is the most fuckable 60 year old ever...she also looks like a goer

I had no idea she use to be naked...i know what im doing later

[DonTheTrucker]

She looks good for the age but I'm in Team Anthony on this subject.

[DocSavage]

I'm the replay playing a replay!

[DocSavage]

...ok peanut galley....OLDEST broad ya ever banged?

[DonTheTrucker]

Hah. I like this guy better than Fake Don the Trucker. At least they know who I am though.

[DonTheTrucker]

...ok peanut galley....OLDEST broad ya ever banged?

34 and never again. :D

[DocSavage]

...ok peanut galley....OLDEST broad ya ever banged?

Mine...36 when was in college and 25

[DonTheTrucker]

I have said for years that Appolonia was horrible. Worst tits ever.

[Hudson]

Mine...36 when was in college and 25
17 and she was 30

[Jimmy's Dignity]

...ok peanut galley....OLDEST broad ya ever banged?

I think she was 35? "whaa" :idontknow

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I have said for years that Appolonia was horrible. Worst tits ever.

Yeah, they really were

http://images.celebset.net/pics/S/2336Simonetta%20Stefanelli%20(Godfather).jpg


hahahaha, fuckin stupid Ope :haha7:

[DonTheTrucker]

I will say the oldest chick I banged had almost the best racks I have ever seen. Not a bit of droop and perfect nips. She was just too desparate to get married. That's no good.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Break the seal. :haha7:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Mystery of The Hog

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AP80UgjkI4gewM:http://www.jenniferkilgour.co.uk/images/Illustration/images/Dick%2520Pig.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, he put Bob Kelly's CD in her box

[DonTheTrucker]

Wow this whore is so unsexy. Even without the laying with coloreds part.

[DonTheTrucker]

Holy shit the female listeners are awful.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"What am I supposed to do with this?"

Well, let me shove it in your nose and cum in your brains

[DocSavage]

I can't help but think of the dude on my freshman football team who had this tiny little baby penis...god the grief he took. He lasted about two weeks after the frst time we hit the showers. Poor bastard...but he had Napoleanic complex so fuck him!

[DonTheTrucker]

I am willing to bet that Jimmy's little story about the size queen involved a little vroom vroom.

[Blue Heeler]

Wouldja?

http://squoze.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helenhotness1.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

haha Don.

a friend of mine was hooking up with some guy in college, big offensive lineman on the football team. He thought/felt like he was packing a monster...she told me it was legitimately only the size of her pinky

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[DonTheTrucker]

Wow Danny threw poor Pat under the bus.

[CousinDave]

...ok peanut galley....oldest broad ya ever banged?


31

[CousinDave]

Holy shit the female listeners are awful.


You didn't already know that ?

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't think I've ever heard a break that made me feel so good about myself.

[DonTheTrucker]

You didn't already know that ?

All the ones I know personally are great. They're obviously the exception.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Wow Danny threw poor Pat under the bus.

Yeah he did. I originally thought he was talking about Big A :icon_conf

[CousinDave]

Yeah he did. I originally thought he was talking about Big A :icon_conf

As someone who is 6'5" I can say that unless you've got 10" it will look small on you - Pat probably has a similar problem

[DonTheTrucker]

As someone who is 6'5" I can say that unless you've got 10" it will look small on you - Pat probably has a similar problem

That's the good thing about being average height. Anything more than average breaks a girl's expectations. Takes all the stress away.

[LiddyRules]

The bad thing about being average height- you're still short.

[DocSavage]

Here ya go peanut gallery...Would you rather want to be 6 inches taller...or have one more inch in cock length?

[DonTheTrucker]

The bad thing about being average height- you're still short.

Who cares about that? I can drive a small car and have no need to play basketball.

[LiddyRules]

Here ya go peanut gallery...Would you rather want to be 6 inches taller...or have one more inch in cock length?

Be 6'3" or 5 inches? I'll go 5.

[DocSavage]

Here ya go peanut gallery...Would you rather want to be 6 inches taller...or have one more inch in cock length?

I would have to go with being 6'6" ...I got a decent jump shot and can hit it from 3 point land I might have a chance to play some decent ball. I'm happy with my 8. The wife would not approve of the extra inch.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'll go with the bonus penis inch. Doc, you were just asking to get a gist of how much people are packing, aren't you?

[DocSavage]

I'll go with the bonus penis inch. Doc, you were just asking to get a gist of how much people are packing, aren't you?

Ssssshhhh I'm doing field work for Atlantahardcore. ;)

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Papa Smurf Opie.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ssssshhhh I'm doing field work for Atlantahardcore. ;)

:hahaha:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

XIOorXH6fxE

[LiddyRules]

I'll go with the bonus penis inch. Doc, you were just asking to get a gist of how much people are packing, aren't you? Also, if you go six inches you have to buy brand new clothing.

Ssssshhhh I'm doing field work for Atlantahardcore. ;) I imagine him to be a top.

[Stig]

...ok peanut galley....OLDEST broad ya ever banged?

37. But in the interest of full disclosure, I'm 45.

[DocSavage]

LOL...how HORRRID..."we got the volume cranked too...chekc it out!" HaHa...

[CousinDave]

Here ya go peanut gallery...Would you rather want to be 6 inches taller...or have one more inch in cock length?


well I wouldn't want to be 7 feet tall that's for sure

[Stig]

Also, if you go six inches you have to buy brand new clothing.



If I added the other inch, I'd buy sexier clothing.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Check out how Op hits the mic. :haha7: Bad mic.

[DocSavage]

Also, if you go six inches you have to buy brand new clothing.

I imagine him to be a top.

Nothing like a new wardrobe...
And how long have you been having these hommmmosexual thoughts Mr. Liddy? :pirate:

[LiddyRules]

Nothing like a new wardrobe...
And how long have you been having these hommmmosexual thought Mr. Liddy? :pirate:

I'm a natural bottom so I assume everyone's a top but probably 15, 16.

[CousinDave]

And how long have you been having these hommmmosexual thoughts Mr. Liddy? :pirate:


Don't you listen to Keith Olberman - they are born thinking way.

[Stig]

I'm a natural bottom so I assume everyone's a top but probably 15, 16.

I'd cross preference lines and dominate Liddy just for the bragging rights.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Offensive slugfest but Mets get swept in St. Louis. 12 to 8 Final.

[Stig]

Offensive slugfest but Mets get swept in St. Louis. 12 to 8 Final.

If you're offended, write to the FCC.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Did Jimmy just say 'Ted Hilt'? :haha7:

[Wilmington WOW]

hmmm So O&A started the feud

[DonTheTrucker]

Here ya go peanut gallery...Would you rather want to be 6 inches taller...or have one more inch in cock length?

Can I just have like $10,000? I'm happy as is.

Unless you have some magic way to make me lose 30 lbs.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Don, I can make you lose 30 pounds...but any inkling of joy that you had in life would have to be sacrificed.

I'd much rather be fat & happy

[DonTheTrucker]

Don, I can make you lose 30 pounds...but any inkling of joy that you had in life would have to be sacrificed.

I'd much rather be fat & happy

I'm not even fat. I'm just a little overweight and not really sad or happy. It's a weird position to be in.

[CousinDave]

I'm not even fat. I'm just a little overweight and not really sad or happy. It's a weird position to be in.


I'm just a miserable bastard who will never be happy

[LiddyRules]

I'm not even fat. I'm just a little overweight and not really sad or happy. It's a weird position to be in. At least when you're flat out fat, there's almost a pride to it- you went out of your way to eat shit and not care. When you're thin or in shape, you worked for it and you look/feel better (allegedly). But when you're just a little over weight- out of shape, slight stomach- it doesn't work. You know with a little bit of extra effort you could do probably do something about it. (Or maybe if you didn't have such a crippling social anxiety that the idea of going to a gym gives you a panic attack or you can never find a decent exer-bike at thrift stores). Your bowels don't work and every week you have a couple of days of feeling hot acidic bile worming its way throughout your body.

I'm at a comfortable point of misery. I just live in fear of the day when that misery'll grow and trying to re-acclimate myself to my newer, crappier life.

Between 6 inches, 1 inch and $10k- give me the $10k. It's not like I'll be any better at fucking with that additional inch.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

So Liddy, sounds like you've got the same body type as both Don & myself...just on the wrong side of "good enough" and zero motivation to fix it :icon_conf

[Stig]

I'm not even fat. I'm just a little overweight and not really sad or happy. It's a weird position to be in.
Think that's bad? Try this one sometime.
http://www.houseofgord.com/media/0835/FPH-16.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Think that's bad? Try this one sometime.
http://www.houseofgord.com/media/0835/FPH-16.jpg

Existence-less?

[Stig]

Existence-less?

Shows on my end. Oh well. Google House of Gord and pick...anything.

[LiddyRules]

This might cause some back problems

http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/02_13kali7/kali7_01.jpg

[CousinDave]

This might cause some back problems

http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/02_13kali7/kali7_01.jpg


she looks like she might be hot

[LiddyRules]

she looks like she might be hot

http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/02_13kali7/kali7_03.jpg
http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/02_13kali7/kali7_05.jpg
http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/02_13kali7/kali7_13.jpg
http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/03_27lrayne5/lrayne5_01.jpg (different girl)

[Stig]

This might cause some back problems

http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/02_13kali7/kali7_01.jpg

Might hurt the belly a bit. Probably the least of her problems, if I know my Infernal Restraints videos...

[DonTheTrucker]

http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/02_13kali7/kali7_03.jpg
http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/02_13kali7/kali7_05.jpg
http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/02_13kali7/kali7_13.jpg
http://www.infernalrestraints.com/images/updates/2009/03_27lrayne5/lrayne5_01.jpg (different girl)

That last one has horrible tits.

[LiddyRules]

Her tits might be fine. At IR because of the positions the girls are in, tits tend to look odd and misshapen.

[DonTheTrucker]

Her tits might be fine. At IR because of the positions the girls are in, tits tend to look odd and misshapen.

Yeah, but those stretchmarks. Oof.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I figured the stretchmarks were from the rope-bondage

I'm...not a fan of that personally