Opie & Anthony Listening Thread 04/24/09 - Shit Tapeworms Friday

[Saikotic]

Alo alo.

[CousinDave]

I hope David & Bobo will get lots of on air time today

[west milly tom]

Morning ball bags. I hope everyone caught "Gonna Electric Shock OJ" a few minutes ago.

[English Gent]

Alo alo.

Ulla!!!!!

[English Gent]

I hope David & Bobo will get lots of on air time today

Die.

[CousinDave]

Die.


I'm trying - but I can't even do that right

[Saikotic]

Huh XMRO isn't working for me.

[English Gent]

Huh XMRO isn't working for me.

It hates you, that's why.

[CousinDave]

I don't care, I just don't care

hoohoohoo

[Steam]

Morning, shitheads.

[CousinDave]

I speak American, none of this Queen's English nonsense

[English Gent]

Ant's little soiree 'with like-minded people'.

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/images/Holocaust/reichstag.jpg

[Saikotic]

I finally get the show... just in time for old O&A. Yippee.

[Saikotic]

Ant's little soiree 'with like-minded people'.

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/images/Holocaust/reichstag.jpg

Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[Saikotic]

Man painted his face once a day for an entire year:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01018/tut-zebra_1018217i.jpg

http://digg.com/d1pRek

[Awful Me]

hiya buddays

[Awful Me]

It's the Opie "Shoulder Punch." It could be the worst fucking thing I have ever seen.

It made me hate him.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning assholes.

[Ballbuster1]

Slow day today?

Morning shitdicks.

[Steam]

Holy fuck, never realized how awful Real Rock TV truly was.

[Awful Me]

It's the Opie "Shoulder Punch." It could be the worst fucking thing I have ever seen.

It made me hate him.



Opie agrees with me about the Shoulder Punch

[CousinDave]

Slow day today?


just anxiously awaiting the arrival of David and Bobo

[kane]

yeahhh maaannn............yuck

[English Gent]

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! It's Lady Trucker!!

[CousinDave]

that may have been the worst call ever

[IsThatATrain ?]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g281/IsThatATrain/DSCF3906.jpg

[Bluestreak]

I... I can't watch anymore of this video clip.
http://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-philip8719.jpg

[CousinDave]

Ask him about the "Greatest Picture Ever"

http://robertdaylin.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gary-coleman-and-david-hasselhoff.jpg

[Heather Height]

Mornin all!

[English Gent]

The Gary Coleman interview will not go well: he's a complete dick and takes himself way too seriously.

[monty0811]

YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:icon_cool

[CousinDave]

The Gary Coleman interview will not go well: he's a complete dick and takes himself way too seriously.


Do we want it to go well?

[English Gent]

Do we want it to go well?

Of course not. I hope that they lock him out of the studio and make him phone from the corridor.

[DonTheTrucker]

The best part of that bit is Patrice's first example. Lynn Swann was almost governor of Pennsylvania. I don't think he has a car dealership.

[CousinDave]

I hope this song makes it on Rock Band

[Steam]

The Gary Coleman interview will not go well: he's a complete dick and takes himself way too seriously.

And he'll be even more riled up since he's been on hold for over eight years.

[DonTheTrucker]

Who told Jimmy that John Wayne had 40 pounds of crap in him? Those colon cleaning things are bullshit. Just like colonics.

[CousinDave]

Who told Jimmy that John Wayne had 40 pounds of crap in him? Those colon cleaning things are bullshit. Just like colonics.


any weight it causes you to lose, is all water weight

[DonTheTrucker]

Jay Leno is a Terminator. I'm convinced of it.

[Awful Me]

It's pronounced Pray-jawn

[CousinDave]

Looking at her makes me want to get married

http://media.charlotteobserver.com/smedia/2009/04/21/18/Miss_USA.sff.embedded.prod_affiliate.138.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

I hope Perez Hilton gets murdered by a young boy from Craigslist.

[CousinDave]

I hope Perez Hilton gets murdered by a young boy from Craigslist.


Better yet, I hope Perez Hilton murders a young boy from Craigslist

[Steam]

I hope Perez Hilton gets murdered by a young boy from Craigslist.

Completely agree. That fucking zilch and his giant melon needs to just disappear.

And speaking of zilches that need to disappear, I'm off to work.

[DonTheTrucker]

Yes Jimmy. People voted for Obama for tax reasons. We ALL want to pay more taxes.


Does he even think before he says shit like that?

[CousinDave]

Yes Jimmy. People voted for Obama for tax reasons. We ALL want to pay more taxes.


Does he even think before he says shit like that?


Get your facts right!

95% of Americans are getting a tax "break" from our Great Dear Leader.

Most Americans are already seeing an increase in their take home pay thanks to our Great Dear Leader's tax "breaks."

Your just a greedy, white, rich, racist - probably homophobic as well.

[Vyce]

This guy is full of shit. It wasn't gutsy. OBAMA DOESN'T HAVE THE VOTES. It's not "gutsy" for him to back away from a position he knows he's going to lose - at the moment - if he forces it.

[CousinDave]

hang up the phone

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm calling Bravo sierra on this caller. He isn't an NRA guy. I'd be willing to bet he's a gun grabber or he didn't vote for Obama.

[Vyce]

Yes Jimmy. People voted for Obama for tax reasons. We ALL want to pay more taxes.


Does he even think before he says shit like that?

It's not that he doesn't think. It's that he's not even remotely informed on the subject of politics.

Which is again why I say that I don't get angry at Anthony like a lot of people here do when they discuss politics. Because right opinion or wrong opinion, at least you can tell that Anthony has read a little bit on the subject, so he has some operational knowledge to go by in discussing the issue.

Jimmy REALLY doesn't. It's all opinion, or - lately - emotion, with him.

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

I love that Ant didn't include himself with all the "old people" at the NRA Banquet.

[DonTheTrucker]

Most Americans are already seeing an increase in their take home pay thanks to our Great Dear Leader's tax "breaks."
.

They're in for a big shock come tax time next year. Then the year after that when taxes literally go up, they'll be even more pissed.

Oh wait. No they won't. They'll be too busy watching Heather Mills dance with Warren Sapp.

[CousinDave]

They're in for a big shock come tax time next year. Then the year after that when taxes literally go up, they'll be even more pissed.




Then it will be George W Bush's fault because he made sure taxes would go up while Barry Hussein seeks reelection.

[mrogi]

The NRA is a bunch of all white anti-Obama gun nuts armed to the teeth. If Obama aint scared of assassination...he better be. Thank God for the Secret Service.

[CousinDave]

The NRA is a bunch of all white anti-Obama gun nuts armed to the teeth. If Obama aint scared of assassination...he better be. Thank God for the Secret Service.



How much does your AZT cost a month?

[DonTheTrucker]

They need to start hanging up on these people trying to derail the show with fake arguments. I fucking hate the listeners.

[DonTheTrucker]

The NRA is a bunch of all white anti-Obama gun nuts armed to the teeth. If Obama aint scared of assassination...he better be. Thank God for the Secret Service.

If you're so concerned why don't you sign up to take the bullet? Save the life of a good SS agent who actually contributes something to society.

[zoal]

Morning

[Pearce]

They need to start hanging up on these people trying to derail the show with fake arguments. I fucking hate the listeners.

It's astonishing how awful they are. Any time a caller does something original and kind of amusing, you get 40 jerkoffs pathetically trying to recreate that moment over the next month.

[mrogi]

Satellite radio is loading up on tons of commercials. It's starting to like terrestrial.

[Justin Sane]

Book It.com can suck my hairy nuts. God fucking christ is that commercial annoying.

[Mobo]

I don't understand these grown men's fascination with "pooping".....

[Dre]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

TGIF!

[lockjaaaaww]

a bear gave berth in a car?

[CousinDave]

Satellite radio is loading up on tons of commercials. It's starting to like terrestrial.


Gotta pay Howard somehow

[DonTheTrucker]

It's astonishing how awful they are. Any time a caller does something original and kind of amusing, you get 40 jerkoffs pathetically trying to recreate that moment over the next month.

Its the downside of being nice to the fans. They start to think they're part of the show.

[Bluestreak]

a bear gave berth in a car?

Grrrr.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1249/923257533_526c675ee4.jpg

[CousinDave]

Its the downside of being nice to the fans. They start to think they're part of the show.


I never wanted to be part of the show - I know I would only bring it down

[lockjaaaaww]

I'm hoping gary coleman gets offended and walks out. Really how good can a gary coleman interview be?

[lockjaaaaww]

Steve C is a transexual?

[Mobo]

I never wanted to be part of the show - I know I would only bring it down

Thanks for saving it for the listening thread!

[lockjaaaaww]

I want the bizaro channel. I gotta watch this show.

[CousinDave]

a bear gave berth in a car?


Was it a Prius ?

[English Gent]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-dog-pictures-dog-asks-you-what-you-are-talking-about.jpg

[lockjaaaaww]

first time in along time to make it to wackbag in the morning

[CousinDave]

Thanks for saving it for the listening thread!


Don't mention it

[DonTheTrucker]

I never wanted to be part of the show - I know I would only bring it down

They know who I am, and my life is still miserable.

[Pearce]

I'm hoping gary coleman gets offended and walks out. Really how good can a gary coleman interview be?

They should make him wait in the lobby the whole show. TEE HEE AN OLD SHOW REFERENCE TEE HEE

[lockjaaaaww]

emanuel lewis. A perfect GC.

[CousinDave]

They haven't played E-Rock's theme music in years

[Mobo]

They know who I am, and my life is still miserable.

Hey! I know who you are, and I'M miserable too!

[lockjaaaaww]

Was it a Prius ?

http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr317/robertswife_03/jetsons.jpg

[English Gent]

Sam is such a dick.......

[lockjaaaaww]

They haven't played E-Rock's theme music in years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M
lingerr longgerrr

[CousinDave]

speaking of listeners who want to be a part of the show

[Pearce]

pad data: Jim's doodies

I shouldn't laugh from reading the word "doodies" but it never fails.

[lockjaaaaww]

I'm really interested to find out what Steve thinks.

[DonTheTrucker]

They should offer Gary a dollar everytime he says his catch phrase.

[lockjaaaaww]

So what my friend got suspended for taking a shit in a garbage can in junior high.

[CousinDave]

I know most teachers are stupid, but come on

[lockjaaaaww]

Remember acoumple of months ago when the boys would be calling it doodie or poop right now.

[lockjaaaaww]

I'm liking this teacher, giveing stupid teachers a good name.

[Mobo]

Remember acoumple of months ago when the boys would be calling it doodie or poop right now.

I think "acoumple" is cuter than "make poops in your pants."

[CousinDave]

the proper way for this teacher to deal with this was to call the custodian and make sure all the other kids know who did it - the humiliation is a better punishment for this kid

[lockjaaaaww]

the sharts aiighhh

[lockjaaaaww]

the rolling shit thats hilarious.

[lockjaaaaww]

everyone has shit their pants at least once Ant. I remember preschool was the last time.

[lockjaaaaww]

Scratch that I had a shart about a year ago.

[Stig]

Lockjaaaaww is a 4-posting douche.

[Stig]

the proper way for this teacher to deal with this was to call the custodian and make sure all the other kids know who did it - the humiliation is a better punishment for this kid

Perhaps a special guest appearance by the janitor from Scrubs to abuse the kid in front of all of his li'l friends.

[lockjaaaaww]

Orioles stink, Ripken is cursed tp a life of signing autographs now.

[lockjaaaaww]

Lockjaaaaww is a 4-posting douche.

got that right.:action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Should have asked that caller how the Ravens are. The Orioles don't even play real baseball.

[Mobo]

Perhaps a special guest appearance by the janitor from Scrubs to abuse the kid in front of all of his li'l friends.

SHHHHH! Lockjaaaaww is talking.

[DonTheTrucker]

Orioles stink, Ripken is cursed tp a life of signing autographs now.

Ripken owns his own team and stadium. He's doing well for himself.

[lockjaaaaww]

You think the kid has been called a fecal related nickname?

[lockjaaaaww]

I've thrown up in movie theaters many times, I came close to pissing myself durring the dark knight.

God I need to shut up.

[Stig]

You think the kid has been called a fecal related nickname?

Yes. Mister Poopy Pants.

[Pearce]

Opie said that Paul rules? He really is happy these days.

[Stig]

God I need to shut up.

This











:action-sm

[CousinDave]

Opie said that Paul rules? He really is happy these days.


maybe No Filter Paul will be on the air again, better yet, get his own Saturday Night Virus Show

[Mobo]

I've thrown up in movie theaters many times, I came close to pissing myself durring the dark knight.

God I need to shut up.

What causes you to throw up in theaters so much?

[CousinDave]

What causes you to throw up in theaters so much?


the blacks ?

[Mobo]

Love it when Opie says, "I'm not even going for the joke..."

oh, you're not?

[DonTheTrucker]

In other words, this "healthy" thing is bullshit. Your body gets rid of shit on its own unless you're constipated.

I have a feeling Dr. Steve sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher to Norton right now.

[lockjaaaaww]

What causes you to throw up in theaters so much?

I think its the butter. I threw up on the person in front of me. The guy went ape shit, all while watching muppet treashure Island.

[CousinDave]

In other words, this "healthy" thing is bullshit. Your body gets rid of shit on its own unless you're constipated.

I have a feeling Dr. Steve sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher to Norton right now.


ideally we should never put anything in our body's that is not food

[Mobo]

Uh-oh....I hope that Cokey doesn't hear Dr. Steve talking like this....

[Stig]

Love it when Opie says, "I'm not even going for the joke..."



He should try it sometime.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

[Stig]

ideally we should never put anything in our body's that is not food

What about cock?

[lockjaaaaww]

the blacks ?

Nah that makes me wana whip out a gun to shut up the fuckers.

[CousinDave]

I think its the butter. I threw up on the person in front of me. The guy went ape shit, all while watching muppet treashure Island.


If I see someone puke, then I puke too

[Mobo]

I think its the butter. I threw up on the person in front of me.

Heh...maybe you should lay off the pop-corn, big guy....you have the stomach of a 7 year old....

The guy went ape shit, all while watching muppet treashure Island.

you're drunk right now, aren't you?

[CousinDave]

What about cock?


always thinking, aren't ya

[Mobo]

If I see someone puke, then I puke too

Sheep.

[lockjaaaaww]

Heh...maybe you should lay off the pop-corn, big guy....you have the stomach of a 7 year old....



you're drunk right now, aren't you?

last time I got drunk I threw up.

believe it or not I don't throw up that much.

[Mobo]

last time I got drunk I threw up.

believe it or not I don't throw up that much.

doesn't sound like it......only when you go to the movies or drink, yeah?

[DonTheTrucker]

What's so hard to understand about all this? I got a C- in high school physics and I still get it.

[lockjaaaaww]

how the fuck did the conversation go from enemas to physics?

[CousinDave]

light is energy, and anything that travels at the speed of light no longer exists as matter, but as energy - or at least that's what i've heard

[Stig]

always thinking, aren't ya

Yes. But not necessarily about cock.

[Mobo]

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[DocSavage]

Guys..it's fucking 8:52 in the am. STOP THIS SHIT!

[CousinDave]

I want to know what Dr. Steve knows about The Philadelphia Experiment

[lockjaaaaww]

doesn't sound like it......only when you go to the movies or drink, yeah?

I haven't thrown up in a theature in a while but then again I use limewire for movies. Last time I was drinking was easter and there was some wine,beer, and liquer in me along with some eggs and chauclate.

[lockjaaaaww]

I like dr. steve when he's sticking his finger up someones butt, not when hes talking physics.

[Mobo]

I haven't thrown up in a theature in a while but then again I use limewire for movies. Last time I was drinking was easter and there was some wine,beer, and liquer in me along with some eggs and chauclate.

I like the way you talk.....it's like English, but not.

[CousinDave]

Guys..it's fucking 8:52 in the am. STOP THIS SHIT!


Yea its almost time for Gary Coleman

[lockjaaaaww]

I like the way you talk.....it's like English, but not.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/grout_trout/sling.jpg



I like the way you talk. mmmhhhmmm

[Stig]

I haven't thrown up in a theature in a while but then again I use limewire for movies. Last time I was drinking was easter and there was some wine,beer, and liquer in me along with some eggs and chauclate.

Theater, comma after "while," capitalize Easter, space after wine, misspelled Liquor and Chocolate.
Stupid.

And by any standard that actually matters, I'm what you'd call "Still Drunk."

[DonTheTrucker]

light is energy, and anything that travels at the speed of light no longer exists as matter, but as energy - or at least that's what i've heard

Well nothing with mass can reach the speed of light because the amount of energy required to propel the mass is infinite at that velocity. The mass goes up proportionately with the velocity.

[Hudson]

I want to know what Dr. Steve knows about The Philadelphia Experiment
That was declassified about 10 years ago under the freedom of Information act.

[CousinDave]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/grout_trout/sling.jpg



I like the way you talk. mmmhhhmmm


I like the way you talk too.

[zoal]

So if the proposed "slowing of time" effect of moving close to the speed of light - where you experience the span of a thousand years in a few moments is true, would this preclude the old sci-fi idea that moving close to the speed of light just around town causes you to see time freeze as you "walk" around?

[lockjaaaaww]

goddamn gramer nazis

[Stig]

Yea its almost time for Gary Coleman

Wouldn't they feel like geese if Gary Cole walked in?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Morning Baggers

[Mobo]

goddamn gramer nazis

tee hee.

[DonTheTrucker]

So if the proposed "slowing of time" effect of moving close to the speed of light - where you experience the span of a thousand years in a few moments is true, would this preclude the old sci-fi idea that moving close to the speed of light just around town causes you to see time freeze as you "walk" around?

Maybe it would work if there were a way to move that fast without being in a giant machine with huge engines to move you at that velocity.

[lockjaaaaww]

I probably spelled gramer wrong didn't I?





Aww fuck, I did.

[DonTheTrucker]

I probably spelled gramer wrong didn't I?





Aww fuck, I did.

Someone doesn't use Firefox.

Grammar.

[DocSavage]

Maybe it would work if there were a way to move that fast without being in a giant machine with huge engines to move you at that velocity.

All is solved via demensional travel.

[Pearce]

Wouldn't they feel like geese if Gary Cole walked in?

Sam should sing the Different Strokes theme either way. That kid's got a set of pipes.

[Stig]

Maybe it would work if there were a way to move that fast without being in a giant machine with huge engines to move you at that velocity.

Yeah. I saw that episode of Wild, Wild West, too.

[Stig]

Sam should sing the Different Strokes theme either way. That kid's got a set of pipes.

And gorgeous hair.

[mascan42]

So if the proposed "slowing of time" effect of moving close to the speed of light - where you experience the span of a thousand years in a few moments is true, would this preclude the old sci-fi idea that moving close to the speed of light just around town causes you to see time freeze as you "walk" around?
You're not moving at the speed of light - just fast enough that nobody sees you because by the time their eyes focus, you're not there anymore. It also makes your voice sound like flies buzzing around. :rolleyes: :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

All is solved via demensional travel.

I'm just going by what we know and can prove.

[lockjaaaaww]

Someone doesn't use Firefox.

Grammar.

I spelled Probably right; thats a win in my book.

I am also smart enough to know how to use a semi colon.

hooraaayy.

[Stig]

All is solved via demensional travel.

"Dimensional."

Yup. I'm gonna do this all day. Because I'm perfect.

[Stig]

The fucking Service Magic music bed makes me want to slaughter innocent children.

[lockjaaaaww]

Gary Coleman next.


Didn't Gary and the wife never fuck?
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/DishHatesYou/Celeb%20Pictures/gary_coleman.jpg

[DocSavage]

I'm just going by what we know and can prove.

Yep...what we know check...the proof equation well that gets lumped in with most astrophysics stuff TBA.

[DocSavage]

LITERAL DOC: I don't think Mr. Coleman will take to the song and the "What you talkin 'bout Willis" too kindly.

[Pearce]

Opie, watch Office Space already you cunt.

[CousinDave]

Gary Coleman next.


Didn't Gary and the wife never fuck?
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/DishHatesYou/Celeb%20Pictures/gary_coleman.jpg



I don't think these two have either

http://roissy.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/preview.jpg

[Dre]

Back.

Get ready to cringe.

[zoal]

I am going to listen to this bit via wackbag posts. I don't think I have it in me to hear this live.

[Pearce]

LOL @ the awkwardness of Sam singing the theme in the background and Gary ignoring it.

[DocSavage]

Ooooofffff. The polite ignore.

[lockjaaaaww]

I'm hoping for Gary to get pissed off; but I doubt where that lucky.

[DocSavage]

I give Gary creds for not putting a bullit in his head long ago.

[mascan42]

I hope Ant tells Gary Coleman how tiiiiny he is. Lib lub.

[Stig]

Why is this loser on the show?

[DocSavage]

Gary is really not that bad of an actor.

[Dre]

Opie, watch Office Space already you cunt.

So true. That is in my top 10 best comedies ever, seen it a million times. And, it annoys the piss out of me when no one picks up on Ant's Office Space references. Than used to, but, well, you know....

[Mobo]

where that lucky.

http://goodbadandugly2.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cereal.jpg

Here it be!

[DocSavage]

Whacka Whacka

[DonTheTrucker]

4'8". He's not even a midget.

He might turn out to be a good guest. Who saw this coming?

[DocSavage]

Niggaz gotta work ya know!

[Dre]

4'8". He's not even a midget.

He might turn out to be a good guest. Who saw this coming?

Not after the "everything goes over your head" line from Ant.

[lockjaaaaww]

Why is this loser on the show?

because they couldn't get another loser for the show.

[Mobo]

Why is this loser on the show?

Bobo was busy?

[DocSavage]

Holy shit Awesome!

[lockjaaaaww]

I'd love to see Gary Coleman in a fist fight.

[CousinDave]

6 billion idiots
700,000 sane people

sounds about right to me

[English Gent]

Jesus, so far Gary's a pretty decent-sounding guest.

[Mobo]

I guess it's hard to do "Has Been Corner" when the Has Been is in the room....

[DonTheTrucker]

Any guest that shits on the project they're on to promote is ok in my book.

[Dre]

HILARIOUS. Note Sam singing in the corner, and the annoyed look on Gary's face.

http://files.posterous.com/opieradio/3LsLkqPFoTw3hg4tHNJX3THTpya8EPb3Fw7GfVIJanLYiUS8VA C5YsCQdcXA/IMG00405-20090424-0918.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EM RZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1240579866&Signature=a8Gsh%2FMEQVIpUrzdMuO6RvOm6OU%3D

[DonTheTrucker]

Jesus, so far Gary's a pretty decent-sounding guest.

He's willing to talk bad about the business. That's always interesting.

[DocSavage]

He's got to pay the bills somehow....and for someone of his stature what are ya gonna do? I give him props for honesty...Heturned the tables nicely. Not that he has nt seen this bit done tohim a million times.

[Stig]

Jesus, so far Gary's a pretty decent-sounding guest.

We're glad that you're pleased by the tone of his voice.

[DocSavage]

I would love to see him on a serious show. On the new HOUSE....

[Stig]

4'8". He's not even a midget.

He might turn out to be a good guest. Who saw this coming?

The line is 4'-10". Seriously.

[English Gent]

We're glad that you're pleased by the tone of his voice.

Boooooooooooooooooooooo.

[Stig]

I would love to see him on a serious show. On the new HOUSE....

Will House get the stick out of his ass?

[lockjaaaaww]

All the small roles go to vern troyer, thats why Gary is outa business. That and the fact is a big has been.

[English Gent]

"I was doing another crappy movie." :haha7:

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

wow....he's an angry little midget

[Stig]

Boooooooooooooooooooooo.

Booo yourself, Mister Awkward-Phrasing-Poster.

[DocSavage]

Not much has come this guys way. Shame.

[lockjaaaaww]

He was on the simpsons, and married with children thats something to be proud of.

[Stig]

"They gave a bunch of apes cameras and lights." I wonder if the title contained the words "Tyler Perry's..."

[DonTheTrucker]

This turned out completely unlike I thought it would.

[Hudson]

Anyone remember when they played his sex phone line? Chooo Chooo!

[CousinDave]

He was on the simpsons, and married with children thats something to be proud of.


and he played a boy scout in a movie

[Pearce]

"They gave a bunch of apes cameras and lights." I wonder if the title contained the words "Tyler Perry's..."

:haha7: :clap:

[DocSavage]

"They gave a bunch of apes cameras and lights." I wonder if the title contained the words "Tyler Perry's..."

Early on Fav for POST of the Day! Well done Stig

[lockjaaaaww]

"tall motherfucker"

hahaha

[Mobo]

Borat was a piece of shit, but midgets doing......."something" with fast food mascots (?) is prolly MUCH better.

[Awful Me]

"kill a building" could be the best description of a Desert Eagle ever.

[lockjaaaaww]

I can picture Gary killing someone.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

If they can only get that wkrp in cincinnati different strokes molester in the studio. (assuming he's not dead).

:haha7: @ Stig....again

[Pearce]

Borat was a piece of shit, but midgets doing......."something" with fast food mascots (?) is prolly MUCH better.

Not even a fan of the Ali G Show?

[CousinDave]

Giggle like a girl after shooting a .50 Desert Eagle

4D2QrT7yYYE

[Awful Me]

If they can only get that wkrp in cincinnati different strokes molester in the studio. (assuming he's not dead).

:haha7: @ Stig....again



You assume wrong.

[DocSavage]

Borat was a piece of Art!

[Awful Me]

Gordan Jump.

Yimmy has the wrong verb.

[Mobo]

Not even a fan of the Ali G Show?

Oh, not me....I love S.B.C.

That's what Tiny said.

[TJLamb0518]

Is it just me or is Gary not the fucktard we expected him to be?

[Redding]

Gary is a good guest...and i think Jimmy should write his book

[lockjaaaaww]

Sounds like a good Job. I envy Norman Leary.

[DocSavage]

I've heard him before...He is a cool guy and fairly well adjusted. He doesn't deserve the shit he gets (including the hacky predictable shit - sorry bbboys) .

[lockjaaaaww]

Gary Coleman exceded my expectations.

[CousinDave]

best first time guest in a long time

[DocSavage]

HAHA Jimmy Owned!

[Redding]

laughing really hard at the Nancy Regan comment

[lockjaaaaww]

I remember that episode very well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlTx2cGHSh8

[RobeSoup&Tears]

If you take the opening of Different Strokes and just change the music...it becomes, well...Hot.

Kr-e3qGQ884

[Mobo]

THAT'S why I don't feel bad for downloading....

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I can picture Gary killing someone.

I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

[BRONCOS]

This went from goof to great interview.

[Pearce]

best first time guest in a long time

Well....first time that he got more than 3 words out.....

[lockjaaaaww]

Fucking Columbia. Coleman should be on a mountain of monney dammit.

[lockjaaaaww]

If you take the opening of Different Strokes and just change the music...it becomes, well...Hot.

Kr-e3qGQ884

That worked a little too well.

[DocSavage]

I wonder if charlotte Rae was as much of a cunt as I thought she was?

[lockjaaaaww]

Gary probably has bought many tv sets. Picture gary with a gun and tv land.

[lockjaaaaww]

This show?

[Stig]

He's going to kill himself someday. Mark my words.

[Stig]

He did a season of The Surreal Life. He was a total dick.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

He did a season of The Surreal Life. He was a total dick.

Him being a total dick has been his MO his entire career. No wonder people don't take him serious, the guy can be a real asshole.

[Stig]

Damn. I IF'd the Surreal Life thing. Another uncredited mention.

[lockjaaaaww]

Gary Coleman's highest rated movie on Rottentomatoes is Church Ball with 18%

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/gary_coleman/

[RobeSoup&Tears]

He's going to kill himself someday. Mark my words.

I've thought that for a while now but I just wonder how he'll go.

I'm sure he'd make an "I Am Outta Here" video.

[Stig]

Surreal life, season 2

The second season (2004) starred Traci Bingham, Trishelle Cannatella, Erik Estrada, Tammy Faye Messner, Ron Jeremy, and Vanilla Ice. Some memorable moments involved Ron Jeremy's topless porn-star pool party, Tammy Faye's book signing with members of the gay and transgender community, and a cameo by Gary Coleman. As the cast works at a local retro diner under Coleman's management, Vanilla Ice sticks a banana down his own pants, hoists Coleman above the deep-fryer, and insists on having the former child star say his catch phrase, "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" in public when Coleman's Strokes co-star Todd Bridges shows up. These acts led the diminutive sitcom star to "fire" Ice and then quit. The season also introduced "Dirty Laundry", the Surreal Life talk show hosted by Sally Jessy Raphael. Raphael focused on Cannatella and made several unflattering remarks about her drinking problem, and in turn, said she was acting like a slut. Other memorable moments included a surprise stop at the Desert Shadows Inn, a nudist resort, from which Tammy Faye fled in tears, and the production of a children's play.

Danny Bonaduce was scheduled to be a cast member but dropped out before taping began

[DonTheTrucker]

This was an interview that Ronnie B. couldn't even pull off.

[DocSavage]

TMZ is pure crap.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

This was an interview that Ronnie B. couldn't even pull off.

He'd make Fez do it like the Judd Nelson interview. "I have 7 dicks in my ass and theres always room for 8!" :D

[lockjaaaaww]

He did a season of The Surreal Life. He was a total dick.

I'm hoping for Gary to go on a coke fueled rampage like the ending to scarface.

[lockjaaaaww]

I gotta support Gary Coleman. I may be buying.

[lockjaaaaww]

how come not even a peep about this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY0NWLCvTGk

[Mobo]

HA HA! Franklyn can't get his piece of shit movie into Tribeca, and Coleman has his piece of shit movie in there.....

[lockjaaaaww]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rAYo0_GEuI

[Probably Stoned]

Can we call Gary a Nidget?

[lockjaaaaww]

how about a niglet?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Oh fuck...Kenny needs to be thrown out a window.

[Mobo]

Twice today with the Kenny/Jurrasic Park reference from Ant....

[lockjaaaaww]

hahahahahah. Anthony made the same exact joke 2x in a day.

[Redding]

I am a huge fan of Judah's but that commercial makes me not want to listen to his show.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Yea that was a little contrived.

[DonTheTrucker]

I am a huge fan of Judah's but that commercial makes me not want to listen to his show.

That commercial makes me want to strangle a puppy with an extension cord.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Poor lil feller.

[lockjaaaaww]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV0gNayKNEM

[lockjaaaaww]

Tim rules!!!

[Redding]

love the Tim commercial

oooo Lust for life

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I didn't miss that at all.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Check out the the item on www.Woot.com

MyVu Solo Plus Personal Media Viewer...NEW (not refurbished)
$59.99 + $5 shipping

Think its worth it?

You can watch pron during your commute...Pinch the helmet. :rolleyes:

[Redding]

Christopher Lloyd for Ants Birthday!

[lockjaaaaww]

Alot more attention for the last show before Ants Birf dae last year.



HOLY SHIT I STAND CORRECTED!!!!! DOC BROWN HOLY SHIT!!!!

[Mobo]

This interview is powered by a Sux Capacitor.

[lockjaaaaww]

Cristopher Loyd dosen't give a fuck about back to the future. I bet if it were up to him he'd love to be remembered for his performance in One flew over the cuckoos nest.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Oh PLEASE don't mention the fact that he lost MILLIONS (Probably 20Plus) in thoes L.A. Fires...Including Back To The Future Props.

I like Chistopher...

[Redding]

Talk about a good sport Christopher Lloyd has done so much more then Back to the Future

[Wilmington WOW]

This interview is powered by a Sux Capacitor.

and a crappy cell phone

[wetandstickyjim]

How could Eric Stoltz have a comedic edge with that huge head?

[Dre]

GREAT SCOTT! It's really Doc Brown!

http://www.greatscottpcservices.com/doc_brown.jpg/doc_brown-full.jpg

[CousinDave]

Talk about a good sport Christopher Lloyd has done so much more then Back to the Future


yea, he was in Star Trek

[lockjaaaaww]

The man is 71 he probably dosen't remember anything.

[Awful Me]

This interview is powered by a Sux Capacitor.

Well played sir.

[Pearce]

Talk about a good sport Christopher Lloyd has done so much more then Back to the Future

I, for one, am still furious that My Favorite Martian was overlooked at the Oscars.

[lockjaaaaww]

I wana know how much Back to the future shit Christopher lloyd owns.

[wetandstickyjim]

Oh PLEASE don't mention the fact that he lost MILLIONS (Probably 20Plus) in thoes L.A. Fires...Including Back To The Future Props.



and a huge barrel of Dip.

[lockjaaaaww]

Taxi was a great show. Good question.

[DonTheTrucker]

Oh PLEASE don't mention the fact that he lost MILLIONS (Probably 20Plus) in thoes L.A. Fires...Including Back To The Future Props.

I like Chistopher...

Funny. I IF'ed in that they should ask.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

How could Eric Stoltz have a comedic edge with that huge head?

A caller recently mentioned that at Rocky Dennis' grave the headstone will probably look like a pitchers mound. :haha7:

[BRONCOS]

Never will be in studio. You can hear it in his voice.

[lockjaaaaww]

interesting fact, In one flew over the cuckoos nest his charicter was the only one other than mcmurphy to be commited, the rest are voluntary.

[lockjaaaaww]

I love how Jimmy uses full names.

[Mobo]

Opie shoulda got Ant some grapes for his Birfday.

[Pearce]

interesting fact, In one flew over the cuckoos nest his charicter was the only one other than mcmurphy to be commited, the rest are voluntary.

Well, at least it's a fact.

[Dre]

Just a couple good buds hanging out:

http://files.posterous.com/opieradio/oOfPWFMc2lJB7loE85v5VKylha9b1rC4EzGCBWRv7xPTSQNZCi TDPOOQllh7/IMG_0554.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1240583910&Signature=JcEFuI4G0FgTZvJtk1VYQ5I6%2B98%3D

[lockjaaaaww]

"Sorry kids were gonna have to eat this cake by ourselfs again. Uncle Joey didn't make bail again"

[lockjaaaaww]

Well, at least it's a fact.

point taken.

[Mobo]

"Sorry kids were gonna have to eat this cake by ourselfs again. Uncle Joey didn't make bail again"


heh heh....

[wetandstickyjim]

Just a couple good buds hanging out:

http://files.posterous.com/opieradio/oOfPWFMc2lJB7loE85v5VKylha9b1rC4EzGCBWRv7xPTSQNZCi TDPOOQllh7/IMG_0554.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1240583910&Signature=JcEFuI4G0FgTZvJtk1VYQ5I6%2B98%3D

Is that Opes picking up a marchmallow stance?

[DonTheTrucker]

Opie shoulda got Ant some grapes for his Birfday.

Fuckin' starving.

[lockjaaaaww]

I'd rather hear Biff.

[Mobo]

Is that Opes picking up a marchmallow stance?

heh heh....

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jimmy: 'Get your dick beaters away from my piece.' :haha7:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

[Steve voice] "Ouch" [/Steve voice]

[lockjaaaaww]

Wow Opie answers "what does a car, a bear, and pregnancy have in common" about 2 & 1/2 hours later. I forgot about that question.

[wetandstickyjim]

"You're in my fucking woods"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"You're in my fucking woods"

Clappy Hands W&SJ :icon_mrgr

[wetandstickyjim]

Clappy Hands W&SJ :icon_mrgr

Thank you, Sir! Good to be back for a spell. Hope you're well.

Later Folks! :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Love how he uses "What" as a crutch to think about an angle.

[Stig]

Re-Kay, motherfuckers.

[Dre]

Re-Kay, motherfuckers.

I was just thinking about that "Coldkay" commercial when meditating on the return of the worst commercial of all time. Harry, his dumb bitch wife, and the discount.

[Mobo]

1 hour left......1 hour left.....

[Nelson]

Where will Anthony and Danny be podcasting from today?

[transit grinder]

i want a coleman candle now