Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 04/27/09 - Tastes Like Pennies And Fish Monday

[Saikotic]

If I have sex with a girl that has progeria, is that still technically pedophillia too? It's not like she'll live long enough to report me.

Oh, and morning.

[LiddyRules]

Hi

[Cherry Pie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GZlJr1c48k



im back thank you for all your kind PM's

[Saikotic]

Welcome back, Cherrita, I hope you're doing better.

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[PartyRock24]

Morning everyone

Morning Cherry :)

[English Gent]

*yawn*

[Bluestreak]

G'mornin shitdicks.

[Cherry Pie]

Morning everyone

Morning Cherry :)

morning enjoy the show? how was the fact you could hear all the bumps but not the 3 shitty commentators?

fuckin sweet i imagine

[cokelogic]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z69/celebritycool/Shahel-Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_JohnRus.jpg?t=1240826738
Morning hotness.

[PartyRock24]

morning enjoy the show? how was the fact you could hear all the bumps but not the 3 shitty commentators?

fuckin sweet i imagine

Amazing
Best event I have ever been too

[cokelogic]

http://maximmagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jennifer_love_hewitt.jpg
Insane.

[cokelogic]

1 keg = 124 US pints

[Saikotic]

Heard a great one the other night. My idea of birth control is the same as AA: 12 steps.

[cokelogic]

Heard a great one the other night. My idea of birth control is the same as AA: 12 steps.Nice.

[cokelogic]

They've traced back the Swine Flu to Steve From Bayshore's homemade wine. :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Slow thread today, huh Saikotic. Is this the Special Delivery Listening Thread?

[west milly tom]

Morning slits.

[Saikotic]

Hose talk. Riveting. Punching out.

[Saikotic]

Yeah it was slow. I was distratced by old horror movies. I need to track down some sound effects/clips. Got a great seance from Satan's Blood. Cheesy Italian movie that I skimmed.

[cokelogic]

Jimmy taking a personal day? Wow!

[Saikotic]

Oh and thanks for the link, Cokey. I'll mill about that site and beemp3.com as well :)

[LiddyRules]

hi

[cokelogic]

Yeah it was slow. I was distratced by old horror movies. I need to track down some sound effects/clips. Got a great seance from Satan's Blood. Cheesy Italian movie that I skimmed.You check out that site I suggested?

[cokelogic]

HiHey Liddy.

hiHey Liddy.

[west milly tom]

Who's "the guy we hate"?

[cokelogic]

The fat kid from MTV?

[LiddyRules]

Wow. Andy Milonakus. Opie is always on the cutting edge. Next, he'll play Tom Green's The Bum-Bum Song.

[Cherry Pie]

The fat kid from MTV?

andy Millonakisisisis?

[ExLimey]

Who's "the guy we hate"?

Perez Hilton I imagine

[west milly tom]

Ahh...boo.

[LiddyRules]

How long is this infernal commercial break?

[LiddyRules]

Does anyone else sense that Opie's a little jealous of Dane?

[west milly tom]

Does anyone else sense that Opie's a little jealous of Dane?

No

[LiddyRules]

okay

[cokelogic]

Dane didn't let Bobby open until he got thin. Coincidence?

[Bluestreak]

I hope Dane Cook gets the manbearpig virus.

[west milly tom]

I never liked Dane just never found him funny.

[Awful Me]

I didn't hear a J anywhere in Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah until Opie put it there friday. It really made me laugh until he insisted on keeping on with putting a J in it. Now I hate it.

[Steam]

Wow. Andy Milonakus. Opie is always on the cutting edge. Next, he'll play Tom Green's The Bum-Bum Song.

Well, in his defense, you need to just relax and have a few laughs as you prepare for the apocalypse that is Y2K.

[Blue Heeler]

I didn't hear a J anywhere in Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah until Opie put it there friday. It really made me laugh until he insisted on keeping on with putting a J in it. Now I hate it.

Just give it a week or two and his OCD will kick in and focus on something else.

[cokelogic]

I'm tired. Time to listen to the radio as I try to sleep.

[cokelogic]

Cromwell!!!

[Awful Me]

oof. that was terrible

[Vyce]

What the fuck is THIS shit.

[Awful Me]

What the fuck is THIS shit.

Croms suggestion that Opie, of course, loves because it sucks.

[cokelogic]

What the fuck is THIS shit.shit.

[cokelogic]

I'm waiting for her to say, "Hi Bear Man".

[Heather Height]

Morning baggers!

What is this horseshit music?

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbH63Ali9U

Over a million people watched this crap.

[cokelogic]

Morning baggers!

What is this horseshit music?
shit.

Morning.

[Vyce]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbH63Ali9U

Over a million people watched this crap.

Doomed.

[Vyce]

I liked Golden Girls.

There. I said it.

[Awful Me]

I liked Golden Girls.

There. I said it.



So did I....and sometimes if I'm flipping thru channels, and I see it, I will stop and watch.

[Heather Height]

So did I....and sometimes if I'm flipping thru channels, and I see it, I will stop and watch.

It really was a well written show, and at times, the characters were just awful to each other. I liked it.

[Razor Roman]

morning.

Golden Girls fan here as well.

[Mobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbH63Ali9U

Over a million people watched this crap.

And now, over 15 more people have heard it!

G'morning everhbawdah.

[Razor Roman]

And now, over 15 more people have heard it!

G'morning everhbawdah.
What? did Sean Hannity play it?

[madbam]

Hi:

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm307/madbam_wb/49d1496d5dd83.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

What? did Sean Hannity play it?

LIBERAL! LIBERAL!

Hey look ever'bawdee, RAZOR ROMAN IS A LIBERAL!

[Mobo]

LIBERAL! LIBERAL!

Hey look ever'bawdee, RAZOR ROMAN IS A LIBERAL!

Like the new avatar, Heeler....guess you got into TWD, huh?

[DonTheTrucker]

Die. The lot of you.


I mean good morning.

[Chester'sLiver]

The Jets didn't give up that much. They took a shot and thats good for them.

[DonTheTrucker]

Nascar wreck = social darwinism.

The Ravens picked a gem. Already a movie being made about the guy. No joke.

[Stig]

It really was a well written show, and at times, the characters were just awful to each other. I liked it.

And you're a girl. Girls like that stuff.

[DonTheTrucker]

Bruiser Brody? Sam's cat should get stabbed by a Puerto Rican.

[mascan42]

Ask half-a-sunburn-face if he's going to start carving mountains out of mashed potatoes.

[Pearce]

LOL @ people with shitty cats. Mine is the most laid back feline in all the land. He just moseys about, sleeps, moseys about, eats some tuna, moseys about, sleeps, etc.

[Blue Heeler]

Like the new avatar, Heeler....guess you got into TWD, huh?

The Walking Dead is one of the best stories I've read in a long, long time. Love it and I'm only up to issue #18. Also going to start reading "The Boys" once I'm caught up with TWD.

[Razor Roman]

LIBERAL! LIBERAL!

Hey look ever'bawdee, RAZOR ROMAN IS A LIBERAL!

wait...what?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

This guy is a fuckin retard

[Blue Heeler]

wait...what?

shhhh, the thread was going slow, it was your turn in the barrell.

[Stig]

LOL @ people with shitty cats. Mine is the most laid back feline in all the land. He just moseys about, sleeps, moseys about, eats some tuna, moseys about, sleeps, etc.

But you're still a man with a cat, and that makes you a homosexual.

[Mobo]

The Walking Dead is one of the best stories I've read in a long, long time. Love it and I'm only up to issue #18. Also going to start reading "The Boys" once I'm caught up with TWD.

18, huh? You've got a lot of grief to go through, yet....I need to pick up "The Boys"....I've been on a Garth Ennis kick. Everyone knows my love for "Preacher", and I love his Punisher Max run....Have you read any of that?

[DonTheTrucker]

The Iron Sheik audio never gets old.

[Blue Heeler]

18, huh? You've got a lot of grief to go through, yet....I need to pick up "The Boys"....I've been on a Garth Ennis kick. Everyone knows my love for "Preacher", and I love his Punisher Max run....Have you read any of that?

Nope, but Preacher is now on my radar...not that much into Punisher. I read the first issue of "The Boys" and loved it. The Gov't hiring mercenaries to take out superheroes reminds me of Lobo and Marshall Law.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Christ...Bobbys boy crush of Sam is pretty fuckin creepy.

[Mobo]

Nope, but Preacher is now on my radar...not that much into Punisher. I read the first issue of "The Boys" and loved it. The Gov't hiring mercenaries to take out superheroes reminds me of Lobo and Marshall Law.

Take my word for it, read Punisher:Max....I, too, am not a Punisher person, but this series is awesome. They're reviving it next month.

[Pearce]

That scene in The Wrestler, the old wrestlers sitting in that little empty room with 1 or 2 fans occasionally trickling in....goddamn that was depressing.

[Blue Heeler]

That scene in The Wrestler, the old wrestlers sitting in that little empty room with 1 or 2 fans occasionally trickling in....goddamn that was depressing.

It's still real to me dammit!

[Blue Heeler]

Take my word for it, read Punisher:Max....I, too, am not a Punisher person, but this series is awesome. They're reviving it next month.

ok, I'll look into it.

[Pearce]

Hall is a pathetic drunk.

[DonTheTrucker]

Scott Hall worst heckler ever?

[Mobo]

ok, I'll look into it.

Well, whatever you do....don't download them using torrents....that's bad.

[Razor Roman]

Sheik is the best ever

[Razor Roman]

why does Iron Sheik always want to fuck peoples asses and make them humble...

[Blue Heeler]

Well, whatever you do....don't download them using torrents....that's bad.

And risk swine flu?! Are you mad?

[Pearce]

Scott Hall before alcohol abuse
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/s/scotthall/11.jpg

Scott Hall after alcohol abuse
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/s/scotthall/gallery/photoscans/1/gallery1/074.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

Stone Cold > The Rock

[Razor Roman]

who knew Razor Roman would ever be in better shape than Razor Ramon?

[Awful Me]

Scott Hall before alcohol abuse
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/s/scotthall/11.jpg

Scott Hall after alcohol abuse
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/s/scotthall/gallery/photoscans/1/gallery1/074.jpg



Oof

[Pearce]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrsj2RpdVx0

[paul hargius]

Anyone else having volume issues? The boys are coming in low and the prerecorded bits/sounders are exceptionally loud?

[Stig]

Scott Hall has that same plastic-face look as Mickey Rourke.

[Stig]

Wow. The boys still think that people like Bobo, huh?

[CousinDave]

Wow. The boys still think that people like Bobo, huh?


Its Monday

[Redding]

[Intern David] bobo did you hear they made a promo for you bobo, can you believe it bobo, what do you think about that bobo?, WOAAAWWWWWWW[/Intern David]

[Blue Heeler]

Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.

[CousinDave]

Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.
Bob Kelly is a homo.


He's friends with Dane Cook, but not with Jerry Seinfeld
He broke his knee, man
He's been to Jersey, WOAAAWWWWWWW

[Pearce]

Tony said the worst possible thing you could say without realizing a mic is on. It was like a movie the way he went on and on saying even worse things.

[Stig]

Tony said the worst possible thing you could say without realizing a mic is on.

He called somebody Gay?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning Campers.

If you listen again...Tony backpedals.

[CousinDave]

Taya Parker

NSFW
http://www.freeones.com/html/t_links/Taya_Parker/

[Pearce]

I like Taya. She's a wholesome whore.

[Stig]

Nice one, Opie. "It was for A TV show."

[Pearce]

Bobby's mind works best when the topic is gay.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Whoa...I didn't that this was that chick.

[DonTheTrucker]

I like Taya. She's a wholesome whore.

Yeah. She's just amazing radio.


Ugh.

[Lunchbox420]

I dont understand what show this hole was on.

[Lunchbox420]

Sorry about the sig

[Pearce]

Yeah. She's just amazing radio.


Ugh.

Opie fucking with her is great. "The show is a sham."

[Blue Heeler]

Yeah. She's just amazing radio.


Ugh.

She has the cuuuutest smoker voice...you can almost hear the cancer rattling in her throat, it's soooo hawt...

[Mobo]

Didn't they say this chicks "Twitter Whore" video was annoying, earlier?

[Mobo]

so....wait.....this show is over? Why the fuck are we talking to her, again?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I'd like to hear some callers ask her serious questions.

[DonTheTrucker]

Opie fucking with her is great. "The show is a sham."

I know you have a job to do here, but unless she runs out crying, nothing good will come of this appearance. Except naptime for me without worrying about missing anything good.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Don...you travel, is there a lot of really attractive girls in Ohio?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Fuckin Opie is hilarious

[DonTheTrucker]

Don...you travel, is there a lot of really attractive girls in Ohio?

About the same as anywhere else from what I've noticed.

The best place I've seen for hot chicks besides college towns is Newport RI.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I have a picture with Brett and I'm not bangin him. Great fuckin line

[Blue Heeler]

Fuckin Opie is hilarious

What makes you laugh when you're fucking him? :action-sm

[CousinDave]

If Brett Michaels has a Bentley, then he bought it on eBay

[Mobo]

When a girl is in studio, and says, "You guys are mean...", it makes me hate all women just that much more....

[CousinDave]

Don...you travel, is there a lot of really attractive girls in Ohio?


I see a lot more here than in Pennsylvania

[Jame_gumb]

please tweet his number opie. hehe

[Stig]

What makes you laugh when you're fucking him? :action-sm

Cock size.

[Stig]

If Brett Michaels has a Bentley, then he bought it on eBay

Same guy who sold Vos his Rolls.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

What makes you laugh when you're fucking him? :action-sm

Oh you silly goose :D

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So I Google'd Ohio High School Girls and found this 1974 Lacross Pic.
http://www.sticksup.com/images/WHS_1974_GLAX_team.jpg

[CousinDave]

Can they ask her how what she thinks of Barry Hussein

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Ants dream is to intercept the local highschools sexting texts.

[CousinDave]

So I Google'd Ohio High School Girls and found this 1974 Lacross Pic.
http://www.sticksup.com/images/WHS_1974_GLAX_team.jpg


Here they are from the late 80's

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/08-15/heathers.jpg

[Mobo]

CousinDave, Pearce, I have a really odd question, but I'm bored with this chick, so I'm going to make this about me:

I watched a documentary this weekend about local t.v. Horror Hosts, and they made is seem like Ohio (Cleveland primarily) is the mecca for these people. Do either of you recall watching any of these people? Do people in your area still watch these types of shows? Do they still even have those types of shows in your area?

[Stig]

So I Google'd Ohio High School Girls and found this 1974 Lacross Pic.
http://www.sticksup.com/images/WHS_1974_GLAX_team.jpg

That's a whole lot of stoned lesbians.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UQcs9D1_D9Q/SEi-NDSxdWI/AAAAAAAACGk/201focJ7V6I/s400/bmichaels2.jpg

[Mobo]

That's a whole lot of stoned lesbians.

what? You see your first wife in there somewhere?

[Pearce]

what? You see your first wife in there somewhere?

:haha7: It's never not funny.

[Stig]

CousinDave, Pearce, I have a really odd question, but I'm bored with this chick, so I'm going to make this about me:

I watched a documentary this weekend about local t.v. Horror Hosts, and they made is seem like Ohio (Cleveland primarily) is the mecca for these people. Do either of you recall watching any of these people? Do people in your area still watch these types of shows? Do they still even have those types of shows in your area?

Remember that Mystery Science Theater started at a Minnesota TV station. Small midwest TV stations used a lot of cheap programs years ago. Old horror movies were sold cheap to independent stations.

[Pearce]

Bob Levy says it's like licking the end of a battery

[Goblin]

Porn whores = radio cancer. Punching out until R&F.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Remember that Mystery Science Theater started at a Minnesota TV station. Small midwest TV stations used a lot of cheap programs years ago. Old horror movies were sold cheap to independent stations.

Good answer.

[Mobo]

Remember that Mystery Science Theater started at a Minnesota TV station. Small midwest TV stations used a lot of cheap programs years ago. Old horror movies were sold cheap to independent stations.

this was a fun little documentary...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371530/

it's available to watch instantly on netflix. They did talk to Joel Hodgson (of MST3K), saying that it was the next progression of horror host t.v. I was kinda sad that we never really had anything like that here....well, none that I remember, anyway.

[Redding]

French dip sandwich? I know what I am having for lunch today

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Mrs. Shatner drank it.

[CousinDave]

CousinDave, Pearce, I have a really odd question, but I'm bored with this chick, so I'm going to make this about me:

I watched a documentary this weekend about local t.v. Horror Hosts, and they made is seem like Ohio (Cleveland primarily) is the mecca for these people. Do either of you recall watching any of these people? Do people in your area still watch these types of shows? Do they still even have those types of shows in your area?


I remember Fritz The Nite Owl, who hosted the Chiller Theater, from when I as a kid in Ohio. In PA there was Uncle Ted who Bill O'Reilly once work for - and locked uncle Ted in a coffin as a joke - Uncle Ted was claustrophobic - he lived practically walking distance from where I lived in PA

[Pearce]

Haha, he went with a "yo *something*" number.

[CousinDave]

Porn whores = radio cancer. Punching out until R&F.


She won't do porn, just nude modeling.

I can't even find any girl girl pictures of here

[Mobo]

I remember Fritz The Nite Owl, who hosted the Chiller Theater, from when I as a kid in Ohio. In PA there was Uncle Ted who Bill O'Reilly once work for - and locked uncle Ted in a coffin as a joke - Uncle Ted was claustrophobic - he lived practically walking distance from where I lived in PA

see, they didn't even mention those 2, but they talked about 10 other guys...all out of the Ohio area. I don't know why this interests me so much, but I find myself drawn to the low budget, cable access, monster movie show.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

French dip sandwich? I know what I am having for lunch today

Ya but ya gotta dip the sangweech in the puss for the au jus.

[Stig]

see, they didn't even mention those 2, but they talked about 10 other guys...all out of the Ohio area. I don't know why this interests me so much, but I find myself drawn to the low budget, cable access, monster movie show.

Boston had some kind of Creature Double Feature, but I can't remember who the host was.

[Stig]

I LOL'd at the 9v battery comment.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Bobbys fart stinks like Sams cum.

[CousinDave]

see, they didn't even mention those 2, but they talked about 10 other guys...all out of the Ohio area. I don't know why this interests me so much, but I find myself drawn to the low budget, cable access, monster movie show.


I remember Fritz The Night Owl being huge, he was even drawn into an issue of Superman and voiced Green Lantern at one point. I'm sure if he's still alive he shows up at horror and comic book conventions

[CousinDave]

Did she just say she has a 10 year old?

[Mobo]

Boston had some kind of Creature Double Feature, but I can't remember who the host was.

yeah, I think Boston and Philly were tied for second in quantity of losers...er, hosts. I remember Joe Bob Briggs. He was syndicated and eventually found his way onto T.N.T. (or one of those networks) introing bad movies. He lives around this area now...

[Lunchbox420]

I Shit a B and a O

[Stig]

yeah, I think Boston and Philly were tied for second in quantity of losers...er, hosts. I remember Joe Bob Briggs. He was syndicated and eventually found his way onto T.N.T. (or one of those networks) introing bad movies. He lives around this area now...

http://myweb.wvnet.edu/e-gor/tvhorrorhosts/hostsu.html
http://www.horrorhaven.com/BostonHorrorMemories.html
http://www.horrorhaven.com/CDF/CDF-04-24-76-pic.jpg

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I Shit a B and a O

Ive been on pain killers for a while so my bowels had issues for a while. The first time I got to shit in a week it came out as a giant green/gray 8 and then a bright brown upside down T. :D :action-sm

[Pearce]

http://twitpic.com/43njz

[NortonsGravyLeg]

http://twitpic.com/43njz

Wow, she is a lovely lady.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here's a site regarding WPIX (in New York City) Chiller Theater during the 70's and 80's

http://www.dvddrive-in.com/Chiller/chiller.htm

There's video of the 6 fingere'd hand that (along with the sound) would creep me out as a kid.

They'd play it in and out of breaks.

Here's the clip.
asO97gdn2oo

[Hog's Big Ben]

I Shit a B and a O

Your asshole was trying to spell "boooooooooooo"

[Lunchbox420]

http://twitpic.com/43nqx

[Stig]

Your asshole was trying to spell "boooooooooooo"

Clappy hands, sir. :clap:

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I love when stupid Bobby gets all grossed out. What a fuckin tool.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

What if all you do is eat corn for a whole day?

Would you fire it out like a tommy gun?

[Blue Heeler]

Need a picture of Opie with Taya's ass for his ears.

[Pearce]

Need a picture of Opie with Taya's ass for his ears.

Bumbo, mrr, mph, mrmph.

[Mobo]

"Shoulda' done it ahead of time...."

the thing that Opie says that makes me wanna cancel my sub......

[salz4life]

I want to see this Laney chick.... the boys say she is hot too.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I give her credit Taya is a damn trooper man.

[salz4life]

Yeah.... I like this Taya girl. She is better than most of the ladies they have on the show.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Oh yea, most would have walked out an hour ago. Like that group of chicks they showed 2girls 1cup to.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Show over. Boooo

[steve500]

Wonder if that hydrolyze stuff would work for Rihanna?

http://www.eteignezvotreordinateur.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rihanna4.jpg

[monty0811]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzJcujX4tDo&feature=channel_page

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Lets not forget this hideous fuckin gem

fQuOEXPo_oY

[Lunchbox420]

Lets not forget this hideous fuckin gem

fQuOEXPo_oY

Anthonys Pee Wee Herman impression "Its CHEESY" capped a truly awesome video.

[monty0811]

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq286/mnty0811/Capture12.jpg

not too douchey compared to the others but still pretty bad/good

[Wilmington WOW]

re-kay

[Stig]

Yup. It's that time again.

[Wilmington WOW]

Internet radio
wtf happened to our heros

2006 XM, FM channels in all the big cities


2009 - twitter and podcasting.........oh and the Sirius XM show

[DocSavage]

What do they want...another TV?

[DonTheTrucker]

Internet radio
wtf happened to our heros

2006 XM, FM channels in all the big cities


2009 - twitter and podcasting.........oh and the Sirius XM show

The hot talk format doesn't make money anymore.

[NotYouStupid]

Fucking horrible andy milicockus

[DonTheTrucker]

Dane doesn't have Bobby on the tour because he's an ass. A thieving ass.

[LiddyRules]

The hot talk format doesn't make money anymore. It would if O+A would just be allowed to do what they want to do.

Fucking horrible andy milicockus

Wow. Andy Milonakus. Opie is always on the cutting edge. Next, he'll play Tom Green's The Bum-Bum Song./

[LiddyRules]

Dane doesn't have Bobby on the tour because he's an ass. A thieving ass. You can't catch him because he's a cat. JUMP AROUND JUMP AROUND EXAGGERATED MOVEMENTS TASTE 19 YEAR OLD WETNESS.

[west milly tom]

Lotd - "Brett, sorry we made fun of your fake girlfriend."


Hilarious.