Opie & Anthony Listening Thread 04/28/09 TUESDAY! part 2: The Next Tuesday

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[DREW]

:action-sm Morning sir!

[cokelogic]

Morning Drew

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Mornin Ervabudda

[English Gent]

Word, mighty cunts. Word.

[Motor Head]

vete a la chingada mi amigos!!!!

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Oh no...he used words from a different language...he's different! This is not what I am used to!

[Motor Head]

Yes, kill him! He speaks maid!!!!

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Yes, kill him! He speaks maid!!!!

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[NortonsGravyLeg]

What is that creepy violin piece from the beginning audio? Shining?

[Bluestreak]

What is that creepy violin piece from the beginning audio? Shining?

Someone please tell me he's kidding...

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Evidently not, I'll likely kick myself.

[Bluestreak]

Evidently not, I'll likely kick myself.

Meatspin, Goatse, and Tubgirl yourself while you're at it.

[English Gent]

Ant's 'cockney' accent is the worst of its kind since Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Sure is, sureeee is.

[cokelogic]

Large sexy pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/10/jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-07.jpg
http://theblemish.com/images/2007/10/jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-03.jpg
http://theblemish.com/images/2007/10/jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-05.jpg

[Hog's Big Ben]

What is that creepy violin piece from the beginning audio? Shining?

Greatest western ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdNh9f2Wwm0

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Noooo not ecstasy. Im talking about the violin music over the bit they play from yesterday each morning right before they play ecstasy. Ive seen Good, Bad the Ugly a bunch of times since I was a kid.

[Hog's Big Ben]

No clue then. I don't think I've ever heard it before.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Large sexy pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/10/jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-07.jpg
http://theblemish.com/images/2007/10/jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-03.jpg
http://theblemish.com/images/2007/10/jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-05.jpg


Ooooh big purple boobies. They look like lil grimmaces on her chest. Nice find sir.

[Motor Head]

Ant's 'cockney' accent is the worst of its kind since Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

Yeah, you can understand it. I've been to Britain and they basically spoke a foreign language in some of the working class neighborhoods.

fuht you! - fuck you
werz ya motah - where is your car
id lok a load of spunk in me mouf - i'd like you to ejaculate into my mouth

Least that's some of the shit I heard in a bar.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

fuht you! - fuck you
werz ya motah - where is your car
id lok a load of spunk in me mouf - i'd like you to ejaculate into my mouth

Least that's some of the shit I heard in a bar.

You are the master linguist this morning :D:action-sm

[cokelogic]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/anchorbabes/jun2008/AndreaTantaros3.jpg
Andrea Tantaros

[Motor Head]

No, I'm a cunninglinguist......mreephe mreppphhh. Nothing.

http://lh6.google.com/fisherwy/R1qhBazeTVI/AAAAAAAAL1w/_XvYiW4Vrfo/porsche%20girl%20nikki%20catsouras%20highway%20cra shed%20car%20picture%5B2%5D

[NortonsGravyLeg]

For Ant girls mid 20s their an old maid by then.

[Motor Head]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/anchorbabes/jun2008/AndreaTantaros3.jpg
Andrea Tantaros

Holy shit, I'd butter her muffin and eat it with a side of her bath water.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Holy shit, I'd butter her muffin and eat it with a side of her bath water.

:icon_eek:

[cokelogic]

Holy shit, I'd butter her muffin and eat it with a side of her bath water.I'd slit her throat and fuck the hole. Way pretty.

[keithjay]

love tipsey anthoney :icon_lol:

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Kenny probably jumped up like an excited boy to go deliver horrible news each time.

[cokelogic]

Kenny probably jumped up like an excited boy to go deliver horrible news each time.Skipping to the doorstep.

[monty0811]

Noooo not ecstasy. Im talking about the violin music over the bit they play from yesterday each morning right before they play ecstasy. Ive seen Good, Bad the Ugly a bunch of times since I was a kid.

yea i was wondering what that was about too. ya think they could've picked a better music bed than some meloncholy violin

[Hog's Big Ben]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/anchorbabes/jun2008/AndreaTantaros3.jpg
Andrea Tantaros

Curse that huge text. How low did that shirt go? :icon_eek:

[cokelogic]

Kevin From Connecticut!!

Blue Heeler!

[Motor Head]

Club Soda Kenny - This new flu virus will fill lots of body bags, except for the ones that get infected and turn into zombies.

[cokelogic]

Curse that huge text. How low did that shirt go? :icon_eek:Good point sir. I should get a pencil and compass out, to estimate the curve of the neckline to see how much titty is busted out.

[cokelogic]

Hey ADD radio, what channel does Kenny listen to?

[Motor Head]

Sounds almost as nice as Leno's garage. Mutli-level with an elevator lift. My aunt lives near him and says he drives everything from old steam powered cars to Lambos'. He is on a first name basis with every cop in Burbank CA.

[DonTheTrucker]

O hai guise.

[CousinDave]

Hey ADD radio, what channel does Kenny listen to?


Did you think it was a joke when he said Howard 101 ?

[Pearce]

Hey ADD radio, what channel does Kenny listen to?

Speaking of, I was just thinking last night about that stupid fucking painting bit Opie started and never finished. WHAT IS THE PAINTING??

[Blue Heeler]

Kevin From Connecticut!!

Blue Heeler!

Steven S missed out on the trifecta...

[cokelogic]

Speaking of, I was just thinking last night about that stupid fucking painting bit Opie started and never finished. WHAT IS THE PAINTING??Hey yeah! Mother fucker. :mad4:

[cokelogic]

Steven S missed out on the trifecta...And...

<-- the uncredited person who pointed there were a lot of edits and beeps on Red Eye last night.

[cokelogic]

I was close on the dial, but way off on the style. I was thinking XM 84 Chill.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I always turn da beat around! It's da besst.

[DonTheTrucker]

Jimmy hit the nail on the head with why AI drives his own Maybachs.

[west milly tom]

Morning lunk heads.

Jenny is a total creep.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Steven S missed out on the trifecta...

Ouch sir, ouch...poor lil feller.

[cokelogic]

I always turn da beat around! It's da besst.:haha7: I read it in the Kenny voice.

[Blue Heeler]

And...

<-- the uncredited person who pointed there were a lot of edits and beeps on Red Eye last night.

You go ahead and give yourself credit...you're on the leaderboard! :icon_cool

[Motor Head]

If you want pure luxury and want to drive.....Bentley. Otherwise a Maybach or a Rolls Royce if you want to be driven.

[west milly tom]

jimmy hit the nail on the head with why ai drives his own maybachs.

qft

[cokelogic]

Remember Kenny's guilty pleasure is "Pop That Pussy" by 2 Live Crew.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

:haha7: I read it in the Kenny voice.

You know damn well Opes gonna yell for you to morph Kenny into Saturday NIght Fever.

[mrogi]

Young negro rappers and pro athletes own more Maybachs than everybody else in the world combined. That pisses me off.

[Blue Heeler]

There's only 2 music channels I can stand to listen to: Octane and Liquid Metal

[DonTheTrucker]

If you want pure luxury and want to drive.....Bentley. Otherwise a Maybach or a Rolls Royce if you want to be driven.

Exactly. You drive a Bentley and you're driven in a Rolls. Its an old rule.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Kenny "Good mornin all you Donna Sommers fans. You ready to heat up da radio dial!"

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_esCf2GSTI&feature=related

BEST. DISCO. SONG. EVER!

[cokelogic]

Kenny is a card.

[mrogi]

Discos were great for guys who could dance I liked hanging out with super hot chicks.

[Blue Heeler]

Kenny is a tard.

Yes, GH...

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Bop bo do do dooooooo!

[mrogi]

Kenny is getting a little too much airtime.

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzJcujX4tDo&feature=channel_page

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Kenny is getting a little too much airtime.

Like they used to say in the old days "Ok, well we don't wanna burn ya out"

[roche]

Kenny is getting a little too much airtime.

blasphemy

[Blue Heeler]

100 blooms isn't shit...they probably count baby's breath and other filler shit.

[Blue Heeler]

In the future, we'll just send faxes to order Pro Flowers...lib dib

[NortonsGravyLeg]

100 blooms isn't shit...they probably count baby's breath and other filler shit.

Mothers day flowers always suck. I never buy them at that time. I'd rather get her flowers for her Bday orsomething.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f186/jlseagull81/turtle.jpg

Thats why turtles suck and are dumb.

[roche]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f186/jlseagull81/turtle.jpg

Thats why turtles suck and are dumb.

No, this is why....

http://www.break.com/index/confused-turtle-has-sex-with-boot.html

[west milly tom]

I hate the debt relief commercials. Why do I have to listen to 3 every break?

[Hog's Big Ben]

Holy shit. I yearn for the days of the short K-Rock breaks.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

No, this is why....

http://www.break.com/index/confused-turtle-has-sex-with-boot.html

Ya...that'd be why...

I hate the debt relief commercials. Why do I have to listen to 3 every break?

Because whoever does the ad sales for 202 is an asshole.

[Awful Me]

Holy shit. I yearn for the days of the short K-Rock breaks.



i don't know....personally, I cant get enough of that gary coleman recap....if only it was length of the original interview, oh wait, i think it is.

[Steam]

You're all a bunch of cunts.

[cokelogic]

You're all a bunch of cunts.Loki?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Wow, Sams moms a fuckin retard apparently.

[Awful Me]

You're all a bunch of cunts.



And the sky is blue, the grass is green.

Any other facts you would like to share with the class?

[Steam]

Wow, Sams moms a fuckin retard apparently.

She's had to put up with over 20 some years of Sam. You'd be mentally drained at this point too.

And the sky is blue, the grass is green.

Any other facts you would like to share with the class?

Cokelogic Sucks.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Wowwwwww, anyone elses thermostat just break. Getting awfully hot in here. This is just the worst.

[CousinDave]

Wow, Sams moms a fuckin retard apparently.

she meant the black pornstar Sean Michales, not the 'rassler

[cokelogic]

Cokelogic Sucks.
Someone's jealous of my #1 Special Delivery Fan statue. :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Wowwwwww, anyone elses thermostat just break. Getting awfully hot in here. This is just the worst.:haha7:

[Steam]

Someone's jealous of my #1 Special Delivery Fan statue. :action-sm

What is the statue of? A big pile of shit? Because that what that show is. Fucking awful.

[Vyce]

Dishwalla??!?? Wow, they had all the big guests.

[Steam]

Dishwalla??!?? Wow, they had all the big guests.


Keep in mind, it was the mid-90s. AAF actually was halfway decent.

[west milly tom]

Love the awful explainations. I listen to this song at least once a day, lol.

[zoal]

Morning

[Pearce]

Keep in mind, it was the mid-90s. AAF actually was halfway decent.

big Mike Brangiforte fan, were ya?

[ruckstande]

Just watching Red Eye on DVR this morning. Andrea Tantaros is hotter than hell.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

This is the soundtrack to Airheads.

[DonTheTrucker]

That song wasn't too bad but Screaming Trees was much better.

[Vyce]

Screaming Trees sucked a fat dick. You can't tell me that this fucking loser was a better singer than Lane Staley. Or even Kurt, and I'm not that big of a Nirvana fan.

[Bluestreak]

"Nearly Lost You" is the Screaming Trees song that was played the hell out of on BCN

[DonTheTrucker]

Screaming Trees sucked a fat dick. You can't tell me that this fucking loser was a better singer than Lane Staley. Or even Kurt, and I'm not that big of a Nirvana fan.

Layne Staley had one of the best voices in music history. Its not even close. They're the only band that still stands up to the test of time from that era.

[Phi Mu Alpha]

mornin cuntrags

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Did Opie mash dog shit into the CD player?

[zoal]

I despise Diddy Bop.

[DonTheTrucker]

We all know why they sing about their cars and clothes. Six asterisks.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Brooke Hogans single "Diary of a molestation victim"

[Pearce]

This Brooke Hogan song is SO awful. Stupid Paul Wall agreeing to that shit. I hope he got a million dollars for it.

[Phi Mu Alpha]

I fuck Brooke Hogan

[NortonsGravyLeg]

This Brooke Hogan song is SO awful. Stupid Paul Wall agreeing to that shit. I hope he got a million dollars for it.

You can guarantee that he recieved a bag of cash ala' Chuck Berry.

[DonTheTrucker]

This Brooke Hogan song is SO awful. Stupid Paul Wall agreeing to that shit. I hope he got a million dollars for it.

Like he's any better. Stupid fat white rapper.

[Stig]

This Brooke Hogan song is SO awful. Stupid Paul Wall agreeing to that shit. I hope he got a million dollars for it.

Right. Because HE's such a towering pillar of talent.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I'm not sure whether to think this is catchy or want to stab my ear drums with a pencil.

[Pearce]

Like he's any better. Stupid fat white rapper.

Right. Because HE's such a towering pillar of talent.

I know, but he didn't used to completely suck. He was actually good when he did albums with Chamillionaire. Then he got money....

[Phi Mu Alpha]

honestly how does popeye's runout of chicken?

[English Gent]

It's so hard not to be racist..........

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

I prefer the Un-Diddy Pop.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

sometimes....things just speak for themselves.

[cokelogic]

So this is the new P Diddy song? "Fry That Chicken". Not bad.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

This song is AWESOME! Anyone have an mp3?

[Mobo]

I laughed out loud at Ant's line:
"...and then what happened? Everyone left peacefully?

[Bluestreak]

Holy shit. Blacks can no longer blame poor race relations on the Whites until shit like this gets put down like one of Mike Vick's dogs.

[wasp]

if they like this song they need to play "read a book"

[Bluestreak]

if they like this song they need to play "read a book"

Pay yo bills.
Feed yo kids.
Get a job.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

wow! once again...wow!

[cokelogic]

This song is AWESOME! Anyone have an mp3?Found it here. http://www.blip.tv/v=6Jlv8F9cerA&feature=rec-fry-chicken

(http://meatspin.com)

[Mobo]

Can you imagine the tension in the room while they drew straws to decide who was going to go out and announce the lack of chicken to the angry mob?

[monty0811]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFvD2C9yq6s

[English Gent]

Only in the golfer community could a fried chicken shortage be an earth-shattering event. Un-fucking-believable.

[Awful Me]

Pay yo bills.
Feed yo kids.
Get a job.

Deodorant ******

[monty0811]

your's is better cokelogic, my bad

[Stig]

honestly how does popeye's runout of chicken?

Poor management.

[roche]

Popeye's does have some pretty good chicken.

[Bluestreak]

Allow me to amend my previous statement about Black people.

It's not about Black relations with Whites.
It's the ign'ant n****z that's holding them back. Word.

[English Gent]

Found it here. http://www.blip.tv/v=6Jlv8F9cerA&feature=rec-fry-chicken

(http://meatspin.com)

No, That's the 'Dead Or Alive' cover version.

[Mobo]

there ain't a lower income neighborhood in America that doesn't have MULTIPLE fried chicken establishments within blocks of each other.

[Stig]

Can you imagine the tension in the room while they drew straws to decide who was going to go out and announce the lack of chicken to the angry mob?

One thing you can say about a large gathering of African Americans; They take disappointing news in stride and don't do anything unreasonable.

[English Gent]

How can there be a shortage of fried chicken? Obama Prezdent Nahhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Bluestreak]

And by ign'ant I mean "Al Sharpton."

[Blue Heeler]

Who would have ever thought that the nation's former slaves would become the most entitled citizens in our history?

[English Gent]

Put down the fucking Pro-Tools and step away from the microphone, man.....

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Found it here. http://www.blip.tv/v=6Jlv8F9cerA&feature=rec-fry-chicken

(http://meatspin.com)
You forgot to change the mouseover display...

I expect better from you Coke....I expect better..... *shakes head*

[cokelogic]

Do you guys like Fishstdicks?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Put down the fucking Pro-Tools and step away from the microphone, man.....

ding ding ding, no shit

[cokelogic]

You forgot to change the mouseover display...

I expect better from you Coke....I expect better..... *shakes head*I don't know how to change the mouseover. No one ever taught me. :( That why I should stick to pwning n00bz and not seasoned vets.

[user name]

You like fish dicks?

[Blue Heeler]

Put down the fucking Pro-Tools and step away from the microphone, man.....

When Stephen Hawking speaks clearer than you "sing", you suck.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

And they wonder why the get support letters from the clan...

[Mobo]

I don't know how to change the mouseover. No one ever taught me. :( That why I should stick to pwning n00bz and not seasoned vets.

Don't worry, Coke....it's not you. We're all just so gun shy, we don't click ANY links anymore. It's not like the internet is getting cleaner....

[Blue Heeler]

I don't know how to change the mouseover. No one ever taught me. :( That why I should stick to pwning n00bz and not seasoned vets.

You're fucking amateur man, you and me are done professionally.

[monty0811]

and that daft punk song was perfect by itself. fuck kanye

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Don't worry, Coke....it's not you. We're all just so gun shy, we don't click ANY links anymore. It's not like the internet is getting cleaner....
Isn't that the truth....

You bastards have me paranoid anymore. Even on other sites I find myself checking what the mouseover is.

Good ol' wackbag. I'll miss you all when we all get arrested by Obama's (or whoever comes after him) secret police for voicing any dissent on the internet.

[mrogi]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61A7SGXPW8L._SL500_AA240_.jpg

[Mobo]

Dishwalla would see Diddy's Bentley and say, "One...."

[Pearce]

Best Diddy verse, written by Jay Z: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4YT6HbztwI

[Phi Mu Alpha]

Do you guys like Fishstdicks?

You like fish dicks?

what are you guys gay fish?

[Blue Heeler]

Isn't that the truth....

You bastards have me paranoid anymore. Even on other sites I find myself checking what the mouseover is.

Good ol' wackbag. I'll miss you all when we all get arrested by Obama's (or whoever comes after him) secret police for voicing any dissent on the internet.

Six asterisks will always be funny to me man.

[user name]

Someone stop Kenny please

[Stig]

You bastards have me paranoid anymore.


5 yard penalty for totally retarded use of the word "Anymore."

[Stig]

Six asterisks will always be funny to me man.

You won't be laughing when they show up in your house.

[Phi Mu Alpha]

5 yard penalty for totally retarded use of the word "Anymore."
Can you please use that in a sentance?

[mrogi]

Kenny is proof a white boy should never rap if your name aint Eminem.

[roche]

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_wanna_know_where_da_gold_at_tshirt-p235776000957666638q9ck_400.jpg

[Mobo]

Can you please use that in a sentance?

It seems like there are 20 misspellings in all of your sentances, anymore.

[cokelogic]

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_wanna_know_where_da_gold_at_tshirt-p235776000957666638q9ck_400.jpg
Goes well with the "Could be a crackhead, that got a hold of the wrong stuff" mug.

[Mobo]

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_wanna_know_where_da_gold_at_tshirt-p235776000957666638q9ck_400.jpg

"YO! Where dat shirt at? I'm gonna get me a pay pal, and buy me that shirt! Where da shirt at? Gi' me da shirt!"

[Stig]

Can you please use that in a sentance?

Nobody speaks proper English anymore.

Oh..."Sentence." :action-sm

[Stig]

"YO! Where dat shirt at? I'm gonna get me a pay pal, and buy me that shirt! Where da shirt at? Gi' me da shirt!"

Just smash a window and grab one.

[Mobo]

A black comic and Bill Burr in the same studio? Don't their pigments cancel each other out?

edit: sorry for the term "black comic".....I couldn't remember his name....what is it? Al Dukes?

[Pearce]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7926/6976923.jpg

[Pearce]

edit: sorry for the term "black comic".....I couldn't remember his name....what is it? Al Dukes?

Al Jackson. Of course it's Jackson, why wouldn't it be?

[Blue Heeler]

You won't be laughing when they show up in your house.

I'm well prepared for both zombies and negroes.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Making her over is like spraying lysol after you take a shit...

[Mobo]

Al Jackson. Of course it's Jackson, why wouldn't it be?

That's just racist Pearce....he could have ANY last name....it could be 'Washington' or....well, yeah....Jackson or Washington...that's about it...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I'm well prepared for both zombies and negroes.
speaking of...


Aren't they supposed to be making a film adapt of The Walking Dead?

[mrogi]

The black comic is forced to pretend Kenny is funny.

[Mobo]

speaking of...


Aren't they supposed to be making a film adapt of The Walking Dead?

I've heard of no such plan......however, Preacher is now on it's 4th director.

[Blue Heeler]

speaking of...


Aren't they supposed to be making a film adapt of The Walking Dead?

They better, it fucking rules...(I'm now up to issue #38) I hope that if they do, they film it in black & white.

[Mobo]

Did Ant just reference a very popular Wackbag thread?

[Mobo]

They better, it fucking rules...(I'm now up to issue #38) I hope that if they do, they film it in black & white.

20 issues since yesterday? Don't you have a new baby?

[Blue Heeler]

ok, nothing on IMDB, so I say it's not going to happen anytime soon...I know the comic guys want to take it past 300 issues.

[Mobo]

"A lot of people don't know this, but apparently the towers were insulated with skunks and tires."
-David Cross

[Blue Heeler]

20 issues since yesterday? Don't you have a new baby?

I didn't work much yesterday...amazing what you can do with 10 hours.

[Stig]

That's just racist Pearce....he could have ANY last name....it could be 'Washington' or....well, yeah....Jackson or Washington...that's about it...

Jefferson. Jeez, how dumb ARE you guys?

[Mobo]

I didn't work much yesterday...amazing what you can do with 10 hours.

Are you kidding me? I spend all day with people who do nothing for 8 hours all day, every day.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning Fucko-Roos

Pillow Headache :haha7:

[Blue Heeler]

Jefferson. Jeez, how dumb ARE you guys?

Worse than Alien Nation...

[Blue Heeler]

Are you kidding me? I spend all day with people who do nothing for 8 hours all day, every day.

******s? :action-sm

[mascan42]

I wouldn't count out somebody hijacking Air Force One. If Gary Oldman can do it, how hard can it be?

[mrogi]

I'm amazed anybody notices airplanes flying overhead. They fly over a hundred times a day...I pay no attention.

[Mobo]

I wouldn't count out somebody hijacking Air Force One. If Gary Oldman can do it, how hard can it be?

I LOVE that movie!

"Get off my damn plane!"
"Whatchu' talkin' 'bout, Mr. President?"

classic.

[Pearce]

I'm amazed anybody notices airplanes flying overhead. They fly over a hundred times a day...I pay no attention.

Planes fly over my house all the time and I cringe every time. I'm always thinking "I hope to god I'm not plane-crashed-into-my-house guy."

[cokelogic]

If I remember correctly, I was disappointed that Turbo got put in the hospital really early in the movie, so I couldn't see him break dance. Turbo was my favorite.

[roche]

If I remember correctly, I was disappointed that Turbo got put in the hospital really early in the movie, so I couldn't see him break dance. Turbo was my favorite.

Yeah... That...umm...still brings a tear to my eye. :rolleyes:

[cokelogic]

Yeah... That...umm...still brings a tear to my eye. :rolleyes:Say... I detect a hint of sarcasm. :haha7:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Mornin folks. Oooohhh....Maury!

[Mobo]

I can NOT believe that Maury is 70......

[cokelogic]

http://www.jossip.com/wp/docs/2007/09/murray-4.JPG
Maybe I don't have a current enough pic, but Maury doesn't look 70. Fuck.

[cokelogic]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080915/300.povich.maury.091508.jpg
Here's another and he still looks good.

[Mobo]

http://www.jossip.com/wp/docs/2007/09/murray-4.JPG
Maybe I don't have a current enough pic, but Maury doesn't look 70. Fuck.

He may not look old, but he sure does look scared! Why, Maury! You look as if you've just seen a spook!

[Stig]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080915/300.povich.maury.091508.jpg
Here's another and he still looks good.

On what planet?

[cokelogic]

http://media.newschoolers.com/uploads/cache/images/1173157056-487085-400x270-cartman.jpg
Obligatory Cartman on Maury pic.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee2/whateverdood361/South_Park_-_Maury_Povich_mpg.gif

[mrogi]

Maury's wife is kinda sexy for an old asian broad.

[Blue Heeler]

Planes fly over my house all the time and I cringe every time. I'm always thinking "I hope to god I'm not plane-crashed-into-my-house guy."

It's cute when he says "my house", little guy thinks he owns his parent's house. awwwww <pinches cheeks>

[cokelogic]

He may not look old, but he sure does look scared! Why, Maury! You look as if you've just seen a spook!He was in line at a Popeyes when an announcement came over the loud speaker.

On what planet?
Planet Erff.

[Pearce]

Love the whores that brag about sucking 300 dicks like they accomplished something, as if they charmed the guys into doing something they didn't want.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hah, put Jill the intern on with the Cotton Man

[Blue Heeler]

He was in line at a Popeyes when an announcement came over the loud speaker.

I stopped by a Basken Robbins a couple weeks ago and they were out of ice cream...

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G45s4GJslGI

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ooohhh...Burr! Who else was that in the background? Was it Lazlow or DeRosa?

[cokelogic]

Love the whores that brag about sucking 300 dicks like they accomplished something, as if they charmed the guys into doing something they didn't want.
I know, it's like Stig, we get it.

[roche]

Ooohhh...Burr! Who else was that in the background? Was it Lazlow or DeRosa?

A new guy. Al Jackson.

[Pearce]

Ooohhh...Burr! Who else was that in the background? Was it Lazlow or DeRosa?

Dov Davidoff.

[Mobo]

I stopped by a Basken Robbins a couple weeks ago and they were out of ice cream...

Did they misspell the name on purpose, or is this some kind of Kentucky, knock-off, bullshit?

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME
One of the best clips off all time.

[roche]

Did they misspell the name on purpose, or is this some kind of Kentucky, knock-off, bullshit?

Home of the 13 flavors. :icon_mrgr

[mrogi]

Maury should do a show about whites afraid of blacks.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

One of the things they deemed "torture" was putting a caterpillar in a cell with one of the detainees who was scared of them

[Stig]

I know, it's like Stig, we get it.

You used to love me.

[Mobo]

Home of the 13 last names. :icon_mrgr

fixed for regionalism.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME
One of the best clips off all time.

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w254/Lady_Powell/notthefather.gif

[Blue Heeler]

Did they misspell the name on purpose, or is this some kind of Kentucky, knock-off, bullshit?

Home of the 13 flavors. :icon_mrgr

Well, in my defense, that's the only one that I've ever seen and it's a new store. Around here it's United Dairy Farmers and Graeter's for ice cream or just local ice cream shops.

[cokelogic]

You used to love me.Come on, I had to use someone's name for the joke. And every other joke, the punchline is either Heeler or Loki. I had to change it up. ;)

[Blue Heeler]

fixed for regionalism.

Careful, I have more Texas jokes than you have Kentucky jokes.

¿Comprende?

[mrogi]

I scared the shit outta my 8 year old. I told him if he didn't behave I'd take him to Michael Jackson's house.

[crippledalbino]

Come on, I had to use someone's name for the joke. And every other joke, the punchline is Heeler or Loki. I had to change it up.:icon_cry:

You used to love me. :(

Good morning, world.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Baskin Robbins is the shit.

Primordial Dwarves :( I wish I saw that episode...instead I've only hear them talk about it hundreds of thousands of times

no shit? Stamford is right next to me!

[cokelogic]

Connecticut, that's where the best instant feedbacks come from, so I've heard.

[Mobo]

One of the things they deemed "torture" was putting a caterpillar in a cell with one of the detainees who was scared of them

http://www.dmacc.cc.ia.us/programs/cat/images/caterpillar.gif

THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE!!!! Who wouldn't be skeered?

[Stig]

Come on, I had to use someone's name for the joke. And every other joke, the punchline is either Heeler or Loki. I had to change it up. ;)

See? You turned it back around. Now I feel somehow honored for no real reason. Even though I was insulted.
I stink.

[crippledalbino]

I scared the shit outta my 8 year old. I told him if he didn't behave I'd take him to Michael Jackson's house.

I bet you did, and it probably scared the little guy. What a cruel parent you are. You sure showed us a thing or two about edgy things to say to children.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So I guess that's why Disney has ESPN in Bristol?

[Redding]

I love it whenever Maury is on the show

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, he's just listing off all the cities full of blacks and hispanics

[Stig]

Connecticut, that's where the best instant feedbacks come from, so I've heard.

Heeler's been using the Infant Feedback. He tells his awful jokes to that poor baby.

[cokelogic]

You used to love me. :(

Good morning, world.There's a word for our gayness, Crip. And that word is 'Undying'.

no homo.

[DonTheTrucker]

Maury is still one off my favorite guests.

[Blue Heeler]

Connecticut, that's where the best instant feedbacks come from, so I've heard.

Not best, I'd say most...and that Bayshore town gets mentioned quite a bit, but having a host's cell # shouldn't count.

[Blue Heeler]

Heeler's been using the Infant Feedback. He tells his awful jokes to that poor baby.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/12/crash_2.jpg

[cokelogic]

Heeler's been using the Infant Feedback. He tells his awful jokes to that poor baby.Yep. It's the one baby where you can always tell it's gas and not a smile.

[crippledalbino]

There's a word for our gayness, Crip. And that word is 'Undying'.

no homo.

http://www.baltimoremagazine.net/maxspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/twilight-backlot-21.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

You used to love me. :(

Good morning, world.

Hello

[Mobo]

Well, in my defense, that's the only one that I've ever seen and it's a new store. Around here it's United Dairy Farmers and Graeter's for ice cream or just local ice cream shops.

did you really just lay out the local ice cream shops?

Careful, I have more Texas jokes than you have Kentucky jokes.

¿Comprende?

Nooooooo! Don't make fun of my state! You really know how to hurt a fella'!

You used to love me. :(

Good morning, world.

Morning, Sir.

[crippledalbino]

Hello


Morning, Sir.

Morning, kids. Stopping in for the first time in ages, it feels like. My life has gotten a little weird.

[cokelogic]

http://www.baltimoremagazine.net/maxspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/twilight-backlot-21.jpg
Twilight in the loafers.

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.baltimoremagazine.net/maxspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/twilight-backlot-21.jpg

Nice wire showing, deek.

[crippledalbino]

Twilight in the loafers.

Alright, cokey's in the early running for the 'lamest joke Crip has laughed out loud at' award. Others of you may get a giggle out of me, I doubt it will be a joke that's so lame.

[Mobo]

Morning, kids. Stopping in for the first time in ages, it feels like. My life has gotten a little weird.

Are you a chick now? Cause I am NOT throwing you another pity fuck.

[crippledalbino]

Nice wire showing, deek.

To be fair, he's not REALLY a flying vampire.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Nice wire showing, deek.
:haha7: :haha7:

Did Maury say when they're starting to tape in Stamford? I'm definitely going to try to go to a taping

[crippledalbino]

Are you a chick now? Cause I am NOT throwing you another pity fuck.

Now?
Still?
Already?

No. Yesterday I officially got chosen to write a novel for an ex-merck who claims to have a hundred kills, who looks like an alternate reality Ted Kennedy. And I actually spent part of the day wandering around Morton Downey's porch.

[cokelogic]

http://web1.twitpic.com/img/6979077-15ff964095c22f8c60c762663206b28b.49f707f8-full.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Maury watching Maury
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/450/maurywatchingmaury.jpg

Haha, Maury dropped the F-bomb. Sure it was just him saying what Lewis Black says after every shot, but still...

[cokelogic]

Wow, first time I heard Burr make fun of Erock. 4 years in, he's finally asserting himself into an alpha position.

[Blue Heeler]

To be fair, he's not REALLY a flying vampire.

Yes, but he is a sparkling wiggle.

[cokelogic]

http://web1.twitpic.com/img/6980482-c83a6c71aba38b7bfcb3d3a2afe94c43.49f7090f-full.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Maury watching Maury
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/450/maurywatchingmaury.jpg

Darryl Strawberry is still alive?

[crippledalbino]

Yes, but he is a sparkling wiggle.

Hey, that's funny, you should IF the word N***** to Anthony.

[Stig]

My life has gotten a little weird.

Hangin' on the Cape with criminals? Why not?

[Pearce]

Wow, first time I heard Burr make fun of Erock. 4 years in, he's finally asserting himself into an alpha position.

He knows Derosa is becoming the replacement Bill Burr, no way he's rolling over and dying without a fight.

[Stig]

Wow, first time I heard Burr make fun of Erock. 4 years in, he's finally asserting himself into an alpha position.

You don't have to be and alpha to make fun of E-Rock. He's pretty far down the pecking order.

[Blue Heeler]

Hey, that's funny, you should IF the word N***** to Anthony.

And be called a Genius?! No thanks.

[crippledalbino]

Hangin' on the Cape with criminals? Why not?

Exactly. The guy was a trip. He thinks we're all going to be rich and famous. I hope that doesn't get in the way of the rock band I'm in with three fifty-something dudes who think we're about to get swarmed by paparazzi.

[crippledalbino]

You don't have to be and alpha to make fun of E-Rock. He's pretty far down the pecking order.

So you don't have to exist, and what verb is 'alpha' again?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You don't have to be and alpha to make fun of E-Rock. He's pretty far down the pecking order.

Yeah, even Gammas can make fun of E-Rock

....anyone?

[kid cudi]

where can i find a clip of that news story where that chick couldn't pronounce beer correctly?

[Pearce]

where can i find a clip of that news story where that chick couldn't pronounce beer correctly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjIuPSuYSOY (www.meatspin.com)

[crippledalbino]

where can i find a clip of that news story where that chick couldn't pronounce beer correctly?

Poor adorable little one. I feel bad in advance for the shitstorm you're about to receive from our bounty.

[Stig]

Exactly. The guy was a trip. He thinks we're all going to be rich and famous. I hope that doesn't get in the way of the rock band I'm in with three fifty-something dudes who think we're about to get swarmed by paparazzi.

So WHY are you meeting up with criminals?

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjIuPSuYSOY (http://www.meatspin.com)Great find. Thanks brother man.

[crippledalbino]

So WHY are you meeting up with criminals?

...because he wants me to write a novel for him.
DUH.

[Stig]

where can i find a clip of that news story where that chick couldn't pronounce beer correctly?

Youtube Beer Story (www.meatspin.com)

[Mobo]

Exactly. The guy was a trip. He thinks we're all going to be rich and famous. I hope that doesn't get in the way of the rock band I'm in with three fifty-something dudes who think we're about to get swarmed by paparazzi.

Your life HAS gotten weird....just sitting around with people that are trying to recapture the way things "used ta be....."

you're like a retarded Sam from Quantum Leap.

[Stig]

...because he wants me to write a novel for him.
DUH.

Obviously. In crayon?

[cokelogic]

Youtube Beer Story (http://www.meatspin.com)Pearce already beat you to the link he was looking for. [FACE]

[Mobo]

That Bruer/Fallon 'Osbornes' bit is so douche chilly, you need a coat just to listen to it.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Holy fuck a sunsetter commerial w/o that annoying whining cunt in it. Fuckin amazing.

[crippledalbino]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjIuPSuYSOY (www.meatspin.com)

Youtube Beer Story (www.meatspin.com)
As much as it pains me to say it, Pearce > Stig
Your life HAS gotten weird....just sitting around with people that are trying to recapture the way things "used ta be....."

you're like a retarded Sam from Quantum Leap.
Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I know I'm just doing this to get some experience and play with people, but they're literally trying to figure out security for a world tour when we've only played one holiday in with two people present.
Obviously. In crayon?

Nope. I can type actual words, you know. And you're gonna shit bricks when you realize that I'm the author behind the greatest story that the world has ever known.

[cokelogic]

...because he wants me to write a novel for him.
DUH.What's you're deal? You keep tweeting cryptic messages how your life is changing. Unless it's menopause, I can't figure it out.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Your life HAS gotten weird....just sitting around with people that are trying to recapture the way things "used ta be....."

you're like a retarded Sam from Quantum Leap.

Wow, I think you, me and Scott Bakula saw that episode.

[crippledalbino]

Holy fuck a sunsetter commerial w/o that annoying whining cunt in it. Fuckin amazing.

I kinda miss her. Harry wouldn't tell us about the discount without her.

[Redding]

That Bruer/Fallon 'Osbornes' bit is so douche chilly, you need a coat just to listen to it.

If you listen to Bruers show its exactly what you thought the show would be after he fell asleep next to the bean pod. He said that he liked Paul Blart Mall Cop because he could take his kid to see it.

[Stig]

Nope. I can type actual words, you know. And you're gonna shit bricks when you realize that I'm the author behind the greatest story that the world has ever known.

"Six Days In Boston?"

[crippledalbino]

What's you're deal? You keep tweeting cryptic messages how your life is changing. Unless it's menopause, I can't figure it out.

It's easy. A few weeks ago, I was wandering around my apartment annoying my cat and occasionally posting here.
NOW:

1. I play keyboards in a rock band
2. As of yesterday I've been commissioned to write a novel for an ex-con merc mob guy that went away to jail and wants his 8.5Million back.
3. I have a job interview in California that I'm flying to from Arizona while I'm there for:
4. Reuniting with my family that I haven't seen since I was excommunicated from the religious cult more than ten years ago.

[crippledalbino]

"Six Days In Boston?"

Awww... That reference was hilarious a year ago. Nice try, Stigger.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, a Taya Parker shit picture would make me laugh. Cringe, but laugh

[zoal]

I am bored today, please just re-assure me that watching "Twilight" has no redeeming factors other than to make Crip laugh at loafer jokes.

[crippledalbino]

I am bored today, please just re-assure me that watching "Twilight" has no redeeming factors other than to make Crip laugh at loafer jokes.

I've seen videos of penises going into male assholes that are less gay than Twilight. That is my official review.

[Blue Heeler]

Youtube Beer Story (www.meatspin.com)

HEY THAT'S A MEATSPIN LINK IN DISGUISE!!!!

no foolin' me...

[Redding]

Taya Parker has a thing for Opie

[cokelogic]

It's easy. A few weeks ago, I was wandering around my apartment annoying my cat and occasionally posting here.
NOW:

1. I play keyboards in a rock band
2. As of yesterday I've been commissioned to write a novel for an ex-con merc mob guy that went away to jail and wants his 8.5Million back.
3. I have a job interview in California that I'm flying to from Arizona while I'm there for:
4. Reuniting with my family that I haven't seen since I was excommunicated from the religious cult more than ten years ago.
:icon_eek:

I'd like to hear some stories later on. Writing a novel? Religious cults? World Tours?

[crippledalbino]

HEY THAT'S A MEATSPIN LINK IN DISGUISE!!!!

no foolin' me...

Hey!!!!
THIS IS HEELER'S IDEA OF HILARITY!

Which is why he gets so many IFs read.

[Pearce]

Taya Parker has a thing for Opie

They all swoon over the sweaty ear wax trick.

[GrammatonCleric]

Just turned my radio off, I'm embarrassed in the house by myself.
My fuccin back is reeling.

[Phi Mu Alpha]

When's this going to hit the clubs?

[Mobo]

It's easy. A few weeks ago, I was wandering around my apartment annoying my cat and occasionally posting here.
NOW:

1. I play keyboards in a rock band
2. As of yesterday I've been commissioned to write a novel for an ex-con merc mob guy that went away to jail and wants his 8.5Million back.
3. I have a job interview in California that I'm flying to from Arizona while I'm there for:
4. Reuniting with my family that I haven't seen since I was excommunicated from the religious cult more than ten years ago.

Where did you meet this guy, and what did you do to convince him that YOU were the one that needed to ghost write this Tom Clancy rip-off?

[crippledalbino]

:icon_eek:

I'd like to hear some stories later on. Writing a novel? Religious cults? World Tours?

Yeah, it's this whole thing. My life is bizarre.


Hey, cokelogic just surpassed Heeler in IFs!

[cokelogic]

Taya Parker has a thing for Opie
Yep, a pussy.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Op's always thinking about the next big thing and while that's good sometimes he should let what's happening now just flow.

It's the same school of thought as 'Leave a tender moment alone'.

In Kenny's case a Tender Skull'd Freak.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Taya Parker has a thing for Opie

I have a thing for Taya Parker. It's called "my penis"

[crippledalbino]

Just turned my radio off, I'm embarrassed in the house by myself.
My fuccin back is reeling.
Really? Please, go into detail about your fuccin back and your embarrassment. I'm intrigued, sir.
Where did you meet this guy, and what did you do to convince him that YOU were the one that needed to ghost write this Tom Clancy rip-off?

Craigslist. Where else do you meet these people?

[Mobo]

Just turned my radio off, I'm embarrassed in the house by myself.
My fuccin back is reeling.

shut up.

[cokelogic]

Hey, cokelogic just surpassed Heeler in IFs!Nope, it's going to be a while. Heeler's got a line on everyday since they came to Sirius.

I really don't know what Opie is thinking.:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

I have a thing for Taya Parker. It's called "my penis"

Yep, a pussy.

cokelogic > Jimmy's Dignity.

It does NOT pain me to say that.

[Pearce]

Really? Please, go into detail about your fuccin back and your embarrassment. I'm intrigued, sir.

shut up.

This is why we can't have nice things.

[cokelogic]

Just turned my radio off, I'm embarrassed in the house by myself.
My fuccin back is reeling.Your spelling mistakes make me look like a fucking college professor.

[crippledalbino]

This is why we can't have nice things.

Hey!!!
I'm being very supportive! I'm the nice guy here!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

H.J.?......How difficult is it to say Hand Job?

[Blue Heeler]

Hey, cokelogic just surpassed Heeler in IFs!

Nope, it's going to be a while. Heeler's got a line on everyday since they came to Sirius.

I really don't know what Opie is thinking.:action-sm

:ninja:

[crippledalbino]

H.J.?......How difficult is it to say Hand Job?

He's black, he doesn't know how to say 'job'.

[Blue Heeler]

Your spelling mistakes make me look like a fucking college professor.

His real Wackbag name was supposed to be "GrammarClerk".

[Jimmy's Dignity]

10 minutes for 61 megs? Is he on dial-up?

[cokelogic]

That person has shit for service. I downloaded a podcast, about 60MB in :42 seconds. I was very proud of my downloading speed.

[crippledalbino]

10 minutes for 61 megs? Is he on dial-up?

He's writing the binary code out by hand.

[KNUCKLEUP]

the walking dead is probably my favorite series right now, heeler.

[Redding]

cokelogic > Jimmy's Dignity.

It does NOT pain me to say that.

Cokelogic's line was better because of the simplicity

[Blue Heeler]

10 minutes for 61 megs? Is he on dial-up?

Sounds like there's not enough seeds and the health of the torrent is red...I've said too much.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Rare silly SNL skit was when Damon Waynes (yes Damon) was hosting.

The scene was a some Harlem Day Camp...he was doing the role call.

Shaneequa, Shaneenee, Latrine, Kaopectate, Gynolotramin,...

[KNUCKLEUP]

He's writing the binary code out by hand.

he's got little turtles carrying each packet one by one.

[crippledalbino]

Cokelogic's line was better because of the simplicity
Oh, ExplanatoryRedding!
Sounds like there's not enough seeds and the health of the torrent is red...I've said too much.

Careful, Lazlow's gonna kick your ass for saying something like that.

[Blue Heeler]

the walking dead is probably my favorite series right now, heeler.

Hello lady. :D

I'm on #38, hope to get up to issue 50 today at lunch.

[cokelogic]

:ninja:

:spidey:

[KNUCKLEUP]

i thought it was illegal to sales call cell phones.

[Mobo]

the walking dead is probably my favorite series right now, heeler.

It really is the best, innit?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

If you give someone info on the phone like that,you should be hit with a fuckin bat.

[crippledalbino]

he's got little turtles carrying each packet one by one.

Until they were smashed by some wop plumber.
http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/paratroopa.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

When the reporter said "BBB" I thought of this:

http://everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/buck_rogers.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

Rare silly SNL skit was when Damon Waynes (yes Damon) was hosting.

The scene was a some Harlem Day Camp...he was doing the role call.

Shaneequa, Shaneenee, Latrine, Kaopectate, Gynolotramin,...

Robitussin...

[DonTheTrucker]

I never get these calls.

Donotcall.gov

[Stig]

It's easy. A few weeks ago, I was wandering around my apartment annoying my cat and occasionally posting here.
NOW:

1. I play keyboards in a rock band
2. As of yesterday I've been commissioned to write a novel for an ex-con merc mob guy that went away to jail and wants his 8.5Million back.
3. I have a job interview in California that I'm flying to from Arizona while I'm there for:
4. Reuniting with my family that I haven't seen since I was excommunicated from the religious cult more than ten years ago.

This explains everything.

Awww... That reference was hilarious a year ago. Nice try, Stigger.

Still funny. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

:ninja:

:spidey:

Go to hell, both of you.

[Stig]

I was getting called by these assholes a while back. They'd call several times a day.

[crippledalbino]

This explains everything.



I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly none of this has made me the sweet, adorable, understanding, kind, compassionate, inclusive, global-village Crip that I am today.

[Stig]

Go to hell, both of you.

:rotatingleaf:

[crippledalbino]

I was getting called by these assholes a while back. They'd call several times a day.

I'm so glad you shared that incredibly interesting piece of information. Do tell us more.

[Stig]

I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly none of this has made me the sweet, adorable, understanding, kind, compassionate, inclusive, global-village Crip that I am today.

Uh huh. We're gonna need to hear that "band" of yours.

[Phi Mu Alpha]

I never get these calls.

Donotcall.gov

I sometimes do and i'm signed up my cell on there

[KNUCKLEUP]

Hello lady. :D

I'm on #38, hope to get up to issue 50 today at lunch.

i actually read the trades before i got caught up to the monthlies. i was bummed when i got through the books because the story reads so much better when you can just go straight through them.

the story is so intense that when you read it month-by-month, you really lose a lot of the impact. i forget what happens. i'm thinking of buying the next few trades so i can get back into the story.

[KNUCKLEUP]

the sales guy sounds like chris tucker.

[Stig]

I'm so glad you shared that incredibly interesting piece of information. Do tell us more.

Sorry. I was never in a cult.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I never get these calls.

Donotcall.gov

I've got my numbers up there....we still get the calls.

[CousinDave]

ha Opie talking about the young girl who marries the older guy for money

[crippledalbino]

Uh huh. We're gonna need to hear that "band" of yours.
There's a reason I'm not saying the name in ANY electronic forum that any of you fucks would ever read.
Sorry. I was never in a cult.
What do you think Wackbag is?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I never get these calls.

Donotcall.gov

I've been on this list for 3 years same number. I still get a call once or twice a week. I NEVER give out my fuckin number either.

[Redding]

Oh, ExplanatoryRedding!




I like explaining jokes....you see the chicken crossing the road joke is funny because you think im gonna say something outrageous that the chicken might do and it turns out I give you the obvious answer which makes you hoot like a owl.

[Blue Heeler]

i actually read the trades before i got caught up to the monthlies. i was bummed when i got through the books because the story reads so much better when you can just go straight through them.

the story is so intense that when you read it month-by-month, you really lose a lot of the impact. i forget what happens. i'm thinking of buying the next few trades so i can get back into the story.

Yeah, that's going to suck when I catch up...really glad I didn't even hear about this series until now so I have 60 issues to read before I'm current.

As soon as I'm current, I'm going to start reading "The Boys".

[Redding]

Egypt - home of the original Pyramid Scheme.

[Mobo]

i sometimes do and i'm signed up my cell on there

i've got my numbers up there....we still get the calls.

stop saying don is wrong!!!!!

I'm so confused!!!!!

[Blue Heeler]

There's a reason I'm not saying the name in ANY electronic forum that any of you fucks would ever read.

What do you think Wackbag is?

As opposed to non-electronic forums...

[CousinDave]

i thought it was illegal to sales call cell phones.


its okay if you're already doing business with them, or you give them your phone number

[English Gent]

I got sucked into attending an Amway meeting once. Fucking cunts do everything to avoid mentioning the word 'Amway' until you get in the meeting.

[crippledalbino]

As soon as I'm current, I'm going to start reading "The Boys".

http://americansfortruth.com/uploads/2007/05/nambla_bulletin.jpg

[crippledalbino]

As opposed to non-electronic forums...

I don't mind stapling a flier up in the supermarket.

[CousinDave]

I got sucked into attending an Amway meeting once. Fucking cunts do everything to avoid mentioning the word 'Amway' until you get in the meeting.


and its always someone you haven't heard from in a while

[DonTheTrucker]

stop saying don is wrong!!!!!

I'm so confused!!!!!

The only explanation I have is that I put my number on there the first day it started.

[crippledalbino]

The only explanation I have is that I put my number on there the first day it started.

Don sucks at explanations.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

How...HOW with the internet and so many people with PCs can Avon & Amway still exist?

And with .99 cent stores how can Tupperware still be around?

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I almost got rooked into doing Excel Communications. They were a direct marketing phone company like Amway.

[Stig]

There's a reason I'm not saying the name in ANY electronic forum that any of you fucks would ever read.

What do you think Wackbag is?

Oh, shit... :icon_eek:

[English Gent]

and its always someone you haven't heard from in a while

That was the case with me. I knew the guy, but not that well.

[Phi Mu Alpha]

Cake sucks

[cokelogic]

http://americansfortruth.com/uploads/2007/05/nambla_bulletin.jpg
[insert Nirvana joke]

[crippledalbino]

That was the case with me. I knew the guy, but not that well.

Does anyone remember lokimanahan? He was hilarious. He told jokes. This 'English Gent' faggot can only spew meaningless facts like he was Don The Fucking English Trucker.

[DonTheTrucker]

Don sucks at explanations.

And my photography is unoriginal. Says the guy who plays in a cover band.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

:haha7: Pre Planned Speech That Can Handle No Interruption.

[CousinDave]

And my photography is unoriginal. Says the guy who plays in a cover band.


Get it right - Its a tribute band.

[cokelogic]

Cake sucksCake is a lie.

[crippledalbino]

[insert Nirvana joke]

[Q: Why did the pod cross the spiritual plane?

A: To find inner peas.]

[DonTheTrucker]

I almost got rooked into doing Excel Communications. They were a direct marketing phone company like Amway.

Back when long distance was expensive, their long distance service was ok.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

God almighty this is fucking hilarious.

[crippledalbino]

And my photography is unoriginal. Says the guy who plays in a cover band.

Hey, that'd be hilarious if
A: You had any idea what you were talking about or
B: There was any shred of accuracy in it or
C: Your photography hadn't been seen on every single postcard sold by every single Arab in every single kiosk in New York City.

[Stig]

[insert Nirvana joke]

Nevermind.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Dude, you don't understand duuuuudeeeeee they showed the Zapruder film dude and his head duuuuuddeeeee.

[Stig]

Hey, that'd be hilarious if
A: You had any idea what you were talking about or
B: There was any shred of accuracy in it or
C: Your photography hadn't been seen on every single postcard sold by every single Arab in every single kiosk in New York City.

Is that your CD distribution scheme? I wonder why nobody ever thought of that before!

[Redding]

love the new Bawby impression.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

<--- Giggling like a tard.

[Stig]

God almighty this is fucking hilarious.

I agree [God almighty]

[DonTheTrucker]

Hey, that'd be hilarious if
A: You had any idea what you were talking about or
B: There was any shred of accuracy in it or
C: Your photography hadn't been seen on every single postcard sold by every single Arab in every single kiosk in New York City.

Wow. Who dipped your butt plug in hot sauce?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hahaha, love making fun of Bobby

Wow. Who dipped your butt plug in hot sauce?

Not his boss.

[cokelogic]

[Q: Why did the pod cross the spiritual plane?

A: To find inner peas.]

Nevermind.

Stig > Crip

Simplicity wins. :rolleyes:

[Escaped Goat]

Wow, just tried to listen for the first time on xmradio.com in months and I'll be dipped it shit...they've discontinued that. Yet I'm still paying whatever the fuck I'm paying. Fuck those cheapskates.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Hahaha, love making fun of Bobby

That always makes me happy :D

[crippledalbino]

Wow. Who dipped your butt plug in hot sauce?

Ha.
Sorry, Don. That was a little rough. I guess I'm just defending myself a little too vigorously.

[crippledalbino]

Stig > Crip

Simplicity wins. :rolleyes:

I thought you had my back, cokey. That's it, no naked cuddling for a week.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Wow, just tried to listen for the first time on xmradio.com in months and I'll be dipped it shit...they've discontinued that. Yet I'm still paying whatever the fuck I'm paying. Fuck those cheapskates.

Whats wrong you don't want to pay more money for their shitty internet service?

[cokelogic]

I LOVE Kenny.

[Stig]

Wow. Who dipped your butt plug in hot sauce?

Note to self...buy hot sauce...

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I thought you had my back, cokey. That's it, no naked cuddling for a week.

:puke:

[Stig]

I thought you had my back, cokey. That's it, no naked cuddling for a week.

Coke "The Rattlesnake" Logic will turn on ya in a SECOND!

[cokelogic]

Alright, I'm going to try to get some sleep.

[crippledalbino]

Coke "The Rattlesnake" Logic will turn on ya in a SECOND!

Seriously. I thought we were pals and I walked right into a "cokelogic Stunner" and now he's walking around and celebrating and pouring shitty beer on my face.

[Stig]

Alright, I'm going to try to get some sleep.

Good night, sweet prince. Soar on wings of angels. Faggot.

[Stig]

Seriously. I thought we were pals and I walked right into a "cokelogic Stunner" and now he's walking around and celebrating and pouring shitty beer on my face.

Open your eyes. That's not beer. Not anymore, anyway.

[DonTheTrucker]

Whats wrong you don't want to pay more money for their shitty internet service?

Sirius's free trials are 7 days instead of 3 like XM. That's a lot less makng new emails.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

:rolleyes: seems like there are a lot of issues here that get aired out once the show ends, lol

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Sirius's free trials are 7 days instead of 3 like XM. That's a lot less makng new emails.

You're my new hero, sorry Stig you're out :D. I've been doing that since the beginning of March.

[crippledalbino]

:rolleyes: seems like there are a lot of issues here that get aired out once the show ends, lol

What issues? We all despise each other and the trick is to mask the contempt in poorly executed humor. We'd be doing the same thing to you but we have no idea what it is exactly that we hate about you.

But we'll figure it out, make no mistake. For now, I'm hating the fact that you ended a sentence with comma-lol.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Good point, I'll take it and play in the sandbox with the rest of you creeps.

[Pearce]

What issues? We all despise each other and the trick is to mask the contempt in poorly executed humor.

your stupid face is poorly executed humor, lol

[Mobo]

What issues? We all despise each other and the trick is to mask the contempt in poorly executed humor. We'd be doing the same thing to you but we have no idea what it is exactly that we hate about you.

But we'll figure it out, make no mistake. For now, I'm hating the fact that you ended a sentence with comma-lol.

You got this whole Wackbag thing down to a science....what're ya, writing a book?

[cokelogic]

no homo.

[KNUCKLEUP]

your stupid face is poorly executed humor, lol

:haha7:

[Stig]

your stupid face is poorly executed humor, lol

I thought it was perfectly executed humor. Potato, Potahto.


("You say Potato, and I spell it wrong...")

[crippledalbino]

your stupid face is poorly executed humor, lol
Ha.
Fuck you for telling funny jokes, faggot.
You got this whole Wackbag thing down to a science....what're ya, writing a book?
That's right, I've got this biznitch figgad out!
no homo.

Yeah, right.
G'night, cokey.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

no homo.

Oh it's entirely to late for that.

[CousinDave]

What issues? We all despise each other and the trick is to mask the contempt in poorly executed humor. We'd be doing the same thing to you but we have no idea what it is exactly that we hate about you.

But we'll figure it out, make no mistake. For now, I'm hating the fact that you ended a sentence with comma-lol.


I thought we all just hated ourselves

[Stig]

I thought we all just hated ourselves

No. We all hate you. But I can see how you could get that mixed up.

[crippledalbino]

I thought we all just hated ourselves

Then how does it account for the fact that everyone also hates you?

[CousinDave]

Then how does it account for the fact that everyone also hates you?


envy ?

[Stig]

no. We all hate you. But i can see how you could get that mixed up.

then how does it account for the fact that everyone also hates you?

first!

[crippledalbino]

first!

I'd like to refer you to Wackbag Statute 45001.1.B:
When discussing one's hatred of CousinDave, anyone may pile on at any moment and there is no longer preference given to who posts first.

[CousinDave]

first!

being out of work for so long is making him slow, he's going to have a tough time assimilating back into the work force

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Baggers tend to eat their own.

Regarding the show...what if the bird has 11 herbs and spices?

[crippledalbino]

Baggers tend to eat their own.

Regarding the show...what if the bird has 11 herbs and spices?

And Baggers require no herbs or spices for said consumption.

[Stig]

Baggers tend to eat their own.



That keeps the 4 women quite busy, yet strangely unsatisfied.

[Stig]

I'd like to refer you to Wackbag Statute 45001.1.B:

I stand corrected. Hate away.

[crippledalbino]

That keeps the 4 women quite busy, yet strangely unsatisfied.

How satisfied would you be if you got all your lovin' in six-day increments?

Oh wait, I'm not supposed to make those jokes.

[Stig]

How satisfied would you be if you got all your lovin' in six-day increments?

Oh wait, I'm not supposed to make those jokes.

I've heard a rumor that the bit's played out.

[DonTheTrucker]

How satisfied would you be if you got all your lovin' in six-day increments?

Oh wait, I'm not supposed to make those jokes.

And to think I called the bombers filled with "6 day" A-bombs back at the last minute.

[crippledalbino]

I've heard a rumor that the bit's played out.

Oh yeah? Lemme check the archives.
Hm.
Well, it appears our local historian had this to say:

Still funny. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

And to think I called the bombers filled with "6 day" A-bombs back at the last minute.

You've got every right to unleash them. It's not like I've been particularly kind to you today.

[DonTheTrucker]

I've heard a rumor that the bit's played out.

Heartbreak and humiliation never get old.

[DonTheTrucker]

You've got every right to unleash them. It's not like I've been particularly kind to you today.

I have no room to talk. Being strung along for 2 and a half years is almost as bad.

[Blue Heeler]

And to think I called the bombers filled with "6 day" A-bombs back at the last minute.

You gonna drop them out of the Enola Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?

[crippledalbino]

I have no room to talk. Being strung along for 2 and a half years is almost as bad.

Awww... Don and I are having a 'moment'.
Faggot.

[Stig]

Heartbreak and humiliation never get old.

Depends on your perspective.

[DonTheTrucker]

You gonna drop them out of the Enola Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?

No. The Enola K.


A boooo.

[Stig]

I have no room to talk. Being strung along for 2 and a half years is almost as bad.

We'll spare you the Norton comments. But we're all thinking it. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

No. The Enola K.


A boooo.

Ha. Speak for yourself, I'm laughing.

[Stig]

Oh yeah? Lemme check the archives.
Hm.
Well, it appears our local historian had this to say:

Who? That bitter old creep in the basement? Nuts to him, I say!

[crippledalbino]

Who? That bitter old creep in the basement? Nuts to him, I say!
Nah, but he's loveable in his own way.
http://winnandtonic.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/goonies_sloth_1024.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ope: Are you still drunk?!?
Ant: Yes!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Anthony...I don't think that's a Yahoo.mail problem...that seems like an iPhone problem.

I have Yahoo, Gmail and others and get them on my Blackberry almost instantly.

[Stig]

Rekay, fuckos.

[Mobo]

Is it friday, yet?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Umm...because no one knows you?
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

hahaha, you can tell Ant still had at least an .04

[Blue Heeler]

incoming BH IF ;)

[Mobo]

So, are all chicks crazy and bipolar, or just the ones I know?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The Time Warner buildings are the ones seen in the movie Cloverfield.

It's the building that they have to go into and find that guys girlfriend, where one building is leaning on the other.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8dFVpGhx16A/SK0BkYmUtLI/AAAAAAAAAoA/R3I9_GhwXu0/IMG_5604.JPG

[RobeSoup&Tears]

FTW?!?!
http://www.codenuit.com/image/The+8+Million+dollar+Maybach_136.jpg

[DocSavage]

Opie...it's pronounced MY-Bach....Not MAY-bach.

I know Rekay...not sure if he addresses this later.

[Blue Heeler]

So, are all chicks crazy and bipolar, or just the ones I know?

They act crazy to scare the bald guys away.

[Mobo]

They act crazy to scare the bald guys away.

it's working.

oh, and fuck you.

[Stig]

So, are all chicks crazy and bipolar, or just the ones I know?

Every fucking last one of 'em.

[Mobo]

Every fucking last one of 'em.

what are we to do, Stig? As a tribal elder, I'm looking to you for guidance.....WHAT ARE WE TO DO?!?!?!?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You probably wouldn't like what Stig wants to do....AtlantaHardcore & Chumpy would...but I don't think you'd be game for that quite yet

[Mobo]

You probably wouldn't like what Stig wants to do....AtlantaHardcore & Chumpy would...but I don't think you'd be game for that quite yet

Y'know, JD, I've already got a kid, so an "alternative lifestyle" isn't sounding that bad anymore....

and with that gayness, I'm outta here.....see everyone tomorrow....

[Stig]

You probably wouldn't like what Stig wants to do....AtlantaHardcore & Chumpy would...but I don't think you'd be game for that quite yet

He's right, you know.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahahahhaha

Opie: Know what I'm going to do for my mom for Mother's Day?
Ant: No, what?
Opie: Talk to her for the first time in 4 months!
Ant: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

[Cherry Pie]

moby you changed your avatar !


shakes fist*

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Dear sweet baby mother of Christ. Diddy Bop is quite possibly the worst noise I've ever had pass through my ear canals

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7zvGo0SEv8

Fryyyyyy dat chicken!

[Redding]

fried chicken song rules

[Jimmy's Dignity]

fin-gah li-kin!!

[Wilmington WOW]

re-kay

boy the afternoon part of the thread has died lately