O&A Listening Thread - 04/29/09 - Flu Zombies Are Coming!!

[Motor Head]

We're all going to die!!!!

[LiddyRules]

I am ready to bring the sarcasm.

[Motor Head]

I am ready to bring the sarcasm.

Would we expect anything less?

[cokelogic]

Morning all. Did you know that LOST is on tonight? It was off for a week, but now it's back. LOST is back. It's back, it's back, it's back!

[Motor Head]

Fuck lost. Fuck it in it's smelly ass with a chainsaw. That is all.

[cokelogic]

Fuck lost. Fuck it in it's smelly ass with a chainsaw. That is all.

Well, as long as that's all.

[Saikotic]

We're all going to die!!!!

Horrid thread title.

[Saikotic]

Morning all. Did you know that LOST is on tonight? It was off for a week, but now it's back. LOST is back. It's back, it's back, it's back!

Normally I'd shit all over you for that supremely dramatic show of banality, but I happen to like me some Lost.

[LiddyRules]

The thread title should have referenced the fried chicken song from yesterday.

Lost = crap.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Morning bunch a creeps

[cokelogic]

Lost = crap.

This must be that sarcasm you were talking about?

[Saikotic]

Just finished Legend of Hell House. What a fucking yawnfest. Were all old school horror movies this bad? Satan's Blood was a stinker too.

[English Gent]

The only difference between 'Lost' and a bucket of rotting shit is the bucket.

[LiddyRules]

Lost is the show uncool people watch because they think it makes them cool.

[cokelogic]

The only difference between 'Lost' and a bucket of rotting shit is the bucket.I'd feel great anger toward you if that wasn't a really good line.

[cokelogic]

Lost is the show uncool people watch because they think it makes them cool.No true at all. I know I'm cool and I watch it. People watch it, because the more time you invest in watching it, the more you get out of one of the best stories ever told.

It's a shame that you watch one or two episodes and call it crap. Your loss.

[Motor Head]

Plaver. I've had quite enough sir!

[cokelogic]

Cold beer, warm weather and hot babes. Jhaaaaah, man!

[west milly tom]

Morning goons.

[English Gent]

Knowing the US media, I can only imagine how the likes of FOX and CNN are trying their best to scare the shit out of people over this swine flu.

[English Gent]

Watching the video of all of those people panicking over the Air Force One photo shoot, I'm dumbfounded that anybody was so fucking retarded to pull a stunt like that.

[Motor Head]

Your more likely to be attacked by a shark in Nebraska then dying of the flu. Then again, if your swimming in a shark infested man made shark enclosure at the zoo while wearing a meat suit you take your chances.

The Spanish Flu started out as a mild low mortality flu....then it killed millions. The chances of this flu doing the same thing....see my shark odds. Nobody knows.

[LiddyRules]

No true at all. I know I'm cool and I watch it. People watch it, because the more time you invest in watching it, the more you get out of one of the best stories ever told.

It's a shame that you watch one or two episodes and call it crap. Your loss.

I watched consistently from the Pilot, first airing, until Season 3, Episode 9.

[Blue Heeler]

Knowing New Yorkers, people are going to try to sue the Gov't for inducing panic.

[Motor Head]

I quit Lost after the start of season 2. I have given up most of what I watch anymore. I skipped Survivor the past three seasons. I ditched all the shitty sitcoms with the exception of The Office and 30 Rock.

Breaking Bad. The only show worth watching.

[west milly tom]

Knowing the US media, I can only imagine how the likes of FOX and CNN are trying their best to scare the shit out of people over this swine flu.

I'm sure the BBC and sky are handling it much better, meh.

[Awful Me]

Morning Buddays!

Where the fuck is Zimbohway?

[LiddyRules]

I'm sure the BBC and sky are handling it much better, meh. "It's a swine flu it is mum!"

[west milly tom]

Chuck Schumer is a grade a fem boy.

[Awful Me]

"It's a swine flu it is mum!"



hallow gubnah. Me got a bit of the sniffles

[west milly tom]

Ill vote for any candidate who platforms term limits. Term limits would vastly improve this country.

[Saikotic]

I love me some Reaper.

[Blue Heeler]

All non-Conservative Republicans should be purged from the party.

[LiddyRules]

hallow gubnah. Me got a bit of the sniffles 'Dem oinkers sure is giving them yanks a go!

[west milly tom]

Anyone know if the rate of reelection for incumbents in the senate is reallly 99%?

[Motor Head]

All non-Conservative Republicans should be purged from the party.

Yeah, there goes about 60% of them. Then kick out the Christian right assholes and your down to 10%. The GOP needs an enema.

[Blue Heeler]

Anyone know if the rate of reelection for incumbents in the senate is reallly 99%?

It's up there...it's always been easier to get re-elected rather than elected for the 1st time. Most people vote on name recognition rather than the issues.

[English Gent]

I'm sure the BBC and sky are handling it much better, meh.

Well, they're not sensationalizing it and scaring the shit out of people. I can almost hear the FOX affiliates now: "Swine flu. Could the killer virus be in your neighborhood? We'll tell ya about it at 11...................."

[Awful Me]

You tell them Jimmy, she isn't half the singer Ozzy is....

[Blue Heeler]

Yeah, there goes about 60% of them. Then kick out the Christian right assholes and your down to 10%. The GOP needs an enema.

I'd like to see an emergence of a Conservative party, it's time to bury the Grand Ole Party.

[west milly tom]

Early line of the day:
Norton, "the british are idiots."

That one got me.

[Saikotic]

Hey Heeler, great fucking Avatar. Walking Dead is fantastic.

[English Gent]

I wanted to rip that precocious little bitch's throat out. Urghhhh.

Oh, and no one believes that Simon didn't know exactly what was going to happen. He produces the fucking show and knows exactly what acts are coming up.

[Saikotic]

I'd like to see an emergence of a Conservative party, it's time to bury the Grand Ole Party.

Why not join The Pirate Party?

[Awful Me]

I'd like to see an emergence of a Conservative party, it's time to bury the Grand Ole Party.

What about the Grand Ole Opry?

[Blue Heeler]

Hey Heeler, great fucking Avatar. Walking Dead is fantastic.

Yeah, I fucking love this series, I was on issue #18 2 days ago....today I'm up to issue #50. Waiting on a shipment from HeavyInk.com so I can read up to the current issue...which I think is 62.

[west milly tom]

Well, they're not sensationalizing it and scaring the shit out of people. I can almost hear the FOX affiliates now: "Swine flu. Could the killer virus be in your neighborhood? We'll tell ya about it at 11...................."

I hope your executed by your queen.

[Blue Heeler]

Why not join The Pirate Party?

What about the Grand Ole Opry?

You guys are hilarious! :icon_neut

[Saikotic]

What about the Grand Ole Opry?

See your username for a perfect response to your post.

[Blue Heeler]

ugh, it's lazy radio time on the O&A show...

[Saikotic]

I hope your executed by your queen.

Actually, I have to back the English wanker on this one. Our media fucking sucks satan's thorny cock.

And for fuck's sake it is "you're." YOU ARE.

[Awful Me]

See your username for a perfect response to your post.



At least Opie can say my name :action-sm;)

[west milly tom]

I'd like to see an emergence of a Conservative party, it's time to bury the Grand Ole Party.

My grandmother was the conservative party's nominee for senate and congress in the 1990's.

[Saikotic]

Isn't there a fucking internet term for throwing the drink at the window jockey? Something like yelling, "Fire in the hole?"

Oh, great timing on my part.

[Motor Head]

Clever, hot sauce. You might as well run around pepper spraying people. Fucking FIRE IN THE HOLE used to be funny when it was just a cop of soda.

[Awful Me]

It's not funny. I'd kick the fuck out of someone for that.

[Saikotic]

At least Opie can say my name :action-sm;)

I got nothing... :icon_evil

[west milly tom]

Actually, I have to back the English wanker on this one. Our media fucking sucks satan's thorny cock.

And for fuck's sake it is "you're." YOU ARE.

You know where they have good grammar, loyalist?

[Saikotic]

My grandmother was the conservative party's nominee for senate and congress in the 1990's.

:icon_roll:killme:

[Saikotic]

You know where they have good grammar, loyalist?

They have good grammar in a place you need to go back to: a school.

[Blue Heeler]

hmmm, wordy IF....yuck

[Saikotic]

clever, hot sauce. You might as well run around pepper spraying people.

"I EAT MACE FOR BREAKFAST!" - Keith Robinson

[west milly tom]

Worst clip yet, easily for me.

[Awful Me]

I got nothing... :icon_evil



Don't feel bad, he still reads yours. I was an IF hero for awhile, and one day I fucking shit on Opie all show because he infuriated me....haven't gotten one read since.

[Saikotic]

hmmm, wordy IF....yuck

Writing a tutorial on proper IF submissions are ya?

Because I have all the room to talk, obviously. :rolleyes:

[Motor Head]

They have good grammar in a place you need to go back to: a school.
http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif
:action-sm:action-sm

[cokelogic]

<-- uncredited person suggesting they redo the bit later today.

I think Opie is trying to save me from overexposure ;)

[English Gent]

They have good grammar in a place to which you need to go back: a school.

Fixed for grammar.

[cokelogic]

Writing a tutorial on proper IF submissions are ya?

Because I have all the room to talk, obviously. :rolleyes:Saikotic has the method down. Now if only Ope could remember how to pronounce your name.

[Awful Me]

Fuck sam. Tell him to do his fucking job.

[cokelogic]

Opie does a Sam impression, very nice. Drink.

[Motor Head]

Fixed for grammar.
http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif
http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif
Double snap!:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm

[Saikotic]

Christ, I feel the love. Like an uncle's hot breath on my shoulder when I was five.

[Awful Me]

I almost smiled at the Kenny rap that time.

[English Gent]

http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif
http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif
Double snap!:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm

:haha7::haha7:

[cokelogic]

I just installed a windows update and now Vista recognizes I have an Xbox 360 on. Looks like they're going to make streaming from PC to 360 less ghey.

[Motor Head]

I'm going home and having a couple shots of Jack Daniels. It smells like mommy's kisses.

[Saikotic]

http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif
http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif
Double snap!:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/theolon/Cats/snap.jpg

[cokelogic]

I almost smiled at the Kenny rap that time.I wasn't just smiling, I was up and dancing during the C.S. Kenny song. I was doing The Dodo.

[Saikotic]

I'm going home and having a couple shots of Jack Daniels. It smells like mommy's kisses.

So does my cock.

[Awful Me]

I'm going home and having a couple shots of Jack Daniels. It smells like mommy's kisses.


At least it's not Southern Comfort.

[Saikotic]

I wasn't just smiling, I was up and dancing during the C.S. Kenny song. I was doing The Dodo.

Please mix some ammonia and bleach in a windowless room.

[Blue Heeler]

I just installed a windows update and now Vista recognizes I have an Xbox 360 on. Looks like they're going to make streaming from PC to 360 less ghey.

PS3 does it...also with Remote Play on your PSP. It's cute when Microsoft adds little features and you guys think it's original. awwww <pinches cheeks>

[Blue Heeler]

At least it's not Southern Comfort.

Motor Head's not a neee-gro...

[Saikotic]

<-- uncredited person suggesting they redo the bit later today.

I think Opie is trying to save me from overexposure ;)

I sent an IF letting Opie know that you're an angry young man.

[Awful Me]

I think the guy that does those GoldLine promo's is Sam from the Future.

[Saikotic]

PS3 does it...also with Remote Play on your PSP. It's cute when Microsoft adds little features and you guys think it's original. awwww <pinches cheeks>

Dude, I LOVE to pinch cheeks. It distracts the lad before I slam it in.

[west milly tom]

Fox news tease 5 seconds ago: the swine flu could it be deadlier than you think and coming up, prisoners unescorted on city busses could they be sitting next to you?




I stand corrected.

[cokelogic]

PS3 does it...also with Remote Play on your PSP. It's cute when Microsoft adds little features and you guys think it's original. awwww <pinches cheeks>PCs have streamed to 360s for years, but you had to use this stupid Zune software. I'm saying they're making the best, better. Now back! Back I say!

I am jealous that it looks like PS3 is getting Katamari Forever and I'm not sure about 360. It's got two new skins that make the game look pretty cool, besides being a fun game.

[Awful Me]

Fox news tease 5 seconds ago: the swine flu could it be deaflure than you think and coming up, prisoners unescorted on city busses could they be sitting next to you?




I stand corrected.



What the fuck does deaflure mean?

[cokelogic]

I think the guy that does those GoldLine promo's is Sam from the Future.I completely agree. It was jarring the first time I heard it. Oddly, not even the show has addressed it.

[Saikotic]

Fox news tease 5 seconds ago: the swine flu could it be deadlier than you think and coming up, prisoners unescorted on city busses could they be sitting next to you?




I stand corrected.

Uh.... good?

[English Gent]

Ah, Se7en: The Musical, aka, 'the point when the 'Silence Of The Lambs: The Musical' guys jumped the shark'.

[Saikotic]

What the fuck does deaflure mean?

And more importantly, can Opie pronounce it? :mad4:

[Saikotic]

Ah, Se7en: The Musical, aka, 'the point when the 'Silence Of The Lambs: The Musical' guys jumped the shark'.

QFT there, pal.

[cokelogic]

I sent an IF letting Opie know that you're an angry young man.I'm not angry, because I know Ope knows what's best for me. But I'm sure an IF like that doesn't look like I'm a whiny bitch on this side of the internet cable. :rolleyes:

Helping is hurting. :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Ah, Seven: The Musical, aka, 'the point when the 'Silence Of The Lambs: The Musical' guys jumped the shark'.fixed. :action-sm

[LiddyRules]

Ah, Se7en: The Musical, aka, 'the point when the 'Silence Of The Lambs: The Musical' guys jumped the shark'.

Didn't they jump the shark in their exact next project? I remember something kind of cringey post SotL.

[Awful Me]

Holy fuck did Norton really not know influenza is the flu?

[Blue Heeler]

PCs have streamed to 360s for years, but you had to use this stupid Zune software. I'm saying they're making the best, better. Now back! Back I say!

I am jealous that it looks like PS3 is getting Katamari Forever and I'm not sure about 360. It's got two new skins that make the game look pretty cool, besides being a fun game.

Have you played that abomination of a game called Noby Noby Boy? weird game...just really weird

[cokelogic]

Swine Flu Symptoms: Wearing a Kengo hat, twittering at night and complementing Dane Cook.

[English Gent]

fixed. :action-sm

Twat.

[Hog's Big Ben]

And more importantly, can Opie pronounce it? :mad4:

Opie can barely pronounce real words. What did you think he was gonna do with "Saikotic"?

[Awful Me]

"I just remembered it...." is Opie speak for "I want to be relevant to the conversation...."

[Blue Heeler]

I'm going to spread the rumor that Swine Flu is caused by texting for over 8 hours a day and usually hits teenage girls.

[Awful Me]

Swine Flu Symptoms: Wearing a KANGOL hat, twittering at night and complementing Dane Cook.

fixed that for you....

[English Gent]

Holy fuck did Norton really not know influenza is the flu?

I know, bless him. He still thinks that it's possible to catch Blue Roses, too.

[Saikotic]

fixed. :action-sm

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128347587844687500fail.jpg

[cokelogic]

fixed that for you....There's a slight L on that? I never knew. Thanks mister.

[English Gent]

If only swine flu was spread via Popeye's fried chicken.

[Saikotic]

Opie can barely pronounce real words. What did you think he was gonna do with "Saikotic"?

Regale me with all due praise?

[Saikotic]

I'm going to spread the rumor that Swine Flu is caused by texting for over 8 hours a day and usually hits teenage girls.

Imagine all the dead teen bodies lying everywhere. Fuck, I just came without touching myself.

[Blue Heeler]

If only swine flu was spread via Popeye's fried chicken.

Just stop, we all know Popeye's would run out of chicken...

[English Gent]

Oh, fucking great: they've just announced that a girl living in my town is one of five confirmed cases of swine flu in the UK. I'm going to die!!!!!!!!

[Saikotic]

If only swine flu was spread via Popeye's fried chicken.

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[cokelogic]

The Swine Flu is air born, this is when pigs fly. Boo!

[Saikotic]

Oh, fucking great: they've just announced that a girl living in my town is one of five confirmed cases of swine flu in the UK. I'm going to die!!!!!!!!

QUIET!

Now everyone, bow your head. Our prayers are about to be answered.

[cokelogic]

If only swine flu was spread via Popeye's fried chicken.Luckily they're out of chicken. So you're not going to kill as many as 'those people' as you were hoping for. :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

Oh, fucking great: they've just announced that a girl living in my town is one of five confirmed cases of swine flu in the UK. I'm going to die!!!!!!!!

We shall mourn until the page flips, then make crude jokes.

[LiddyRules]

Poor English.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning assholes.

[cokelogic]

Just stop, we all know Popeye's would run out of chicken...http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg Beat me to the punch.

[Saikotic]

We shall mourn until the page flips, then make crude jokes.

Fuck that. I'll boil his head and keep the skull.

[cokelogic]

Good morning assholes.Morning Don.

[Blue Heeler]

Just stop, we all know Popeye's would run out of chicken...

Luckily they're out of chicken. So you're not going to kill as many as 'those people' as you were hoping for. :action-sm

The thing I enjoy most from Cokey are his timely replies.

[English Gent]

The Swine Flu is air born, this is when pigs fly. Boo!

Carrier of swine flu just spotted over Battersea Power Station in London.

http://www.batterseapowerstation.org.uk/press/pig_chimney.jpg

[Awful Me]

Poor English.


Poor English like Oliver Twist, or Poor English like bad grammar?

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg Beat me to the punch.

Just the punch? I got a couple kicks in there as well!

[Blue Heeler]

ugh, pot talk...I'm already tuning out maaaaaaaaaan

[cokelogic]

Just the punch? I got a couple kicks in there as well!Never the gentleman to simply take the complement and walk away.

[English Gent]

We shall mourn until the page flips, then make crude jokes.

I always knew that you guys were sensitive.

[DonTheTrucker]

I hate the "legalize and tax the shit out of it" argument. If its a legal product, you tax it like any other legal product. Pot smokers can't make up for trillions in reckless unconstitutional spending so give it up pot heads.

[Blue Heeler]

Just stop it with the fucking legalizing pot bullshit...we're trying to phase out cigarette smoking, they're not going to throw in new pot laws and get more people smoking.

[cokelogic]

I don't smoke the grass, because I get paranoid and can't enjoy myself.

[Saikotic]

great song :)

[LiddyRules]

I hate the "legalize and tax the shit out of it" argument. If its a legal product, you tax it like any other legal product. Pot smokers can't make up for trillions in reckless unconstitutional spending so give it up pot heads. Every little bit counts.

[cokelogic]

I hate the "legalize and tax the shit out of it" argument. If its a legal product, you tax it like any other legal product. Pot smokers can't make up for trillions in reckless unconstitutional spending so give it up pot heads.
I agree. People do say, "Legalize it...I'll gladly pay the tax..." No you wont, you fool! No one likes high taxes on anything. Legalize and keep the taxes as low as possible.

[LiddyRules]

I don't smoke the grass, because I get paranoid and can't enjoy myself. I get at a nice place of zen. Even when I get paranoid and panicky it all seems kind of right. I've always hated drinking though.

[Blue Heeler]

Family Guy sucked

[LiddyRules]

Family Guy sucks Fixed

[Heather Height]

A quote from the center for disease control about the flu;



"Each flu season is unique, but it is estimated that, on average, approximately 5% to 20% of U.S. residents get the flu, and more than 200,000 persons are hospitalized for flu-related complications each year. About 36,000 Americans die on average per year from the complications of flu.
"


Number of deaths from the "Swine Flu" in the US? Ready folks! One!!!!

I actually got a CNN breaking news e-mail about one baby dieing in the US! That is not news!!!!



er...I mean...Good Morning :)

[cokelogic]

To get my information from a cartoon like Danny: South Park did a Sars episode a few years back and everyone was cured by chicken soup. I think this may work with the Flu.

[Blue Heeler]

Fixed

True.

[LiddyRules]

I actually got a CNN breaking news e-mail about one baby dieing in the US! That is not news!!!! Every human life matters.

[Saikotic]

Family Guy sucked

http://www.haddadadad.com/image/macro_gasp.jpg

[Saikotic]

Punching out.

[Blue Heeler]

Clear Channel Communications Inc., the largest owner of U.S. radio stations, said Tuesday it is cutting 590 jobs, including some on-air personalities, in its second round of mass layoffs this year amid pressure from the recession and evaporating advertising budgets.

oh noes!

[LiddyRules]

oh noes! See, if they hired O+A and let 'em do whatever they want, then they wouldn't need to fire nobody.

[Blue Heeler]

Listen to this caller...and you guys want to legalize pot?

[LiddyRules]

Listen to this caller...and you guys want to legalize pot? I like the cut of his jib.

[Blue Heeler]

I laughed at Opie's "WHO" joke.

[LiddyRules]

I laughed at Opie's "WHO" joke.

Did you or are you merely a brown-noser?

[Awful Me]

Stine Flu

[cokelogic]

This bit is already Dyin' Flu.

[Blue Heeler]

Hitler wrote a book called "MEIN FLU"

[LiddyRules]

I like the sickness that makes me really good at martial arts: the Kung Flu.

[cokelogic]

Blue Heeler!

[Stig]

Palpatine flu.
http://www.head-cleaners.com/palpatine.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

ding ding ding

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Does it sound to anyone else like Ope is holding Ant and Jim against their will and focing them to do a radio show of his own design?

[Blue Heeler]

dine fine line mine nine pine shine shrine spine swine twine vine whine wine sign

[Stig]

Oral sex will give you the 69 flu.

(69 DUDE!)

[Stig]

Billy Batts dies of the shoeshine flu.

[LiddyRules]

What the neighbor Larry from Three's Company gave all the girls he slept with: The Richard Kline Flu.

[Blue Heeler]

Deaf people can get the Sign Flu

[Blue Heeler]

awwww, we didn't run that flu bit into the ground yet...

[LiddyRules]

Now Blue Heeler's going to get upset that they're going to play a bit of someone who is pro-pot.

He's going to give us the Whine Flu.

[Blue Heeler]

hahaha, finger cancer from smoking...where's Danesy?

[Blue Heeler]

Now Blue Heeler's going to get upset that they're going to play a bit of someone who is pro-pot.

He's going to give us the Whine Flu.

a-boo

[cokelogic]

People who give themselves bells have the Chime Flu.

[cokelogic]

Hey, the bit is dead now. It must have the Dyin' Flu.

[LiddyRules]

I sit in a Recline(r) Flu

[Blue Heeler]

People who give themselves bells have the Chime Flu.

oh Cokey, you destroyed the bit.

[Mobo]

So much for the "over-exposure" worries there, Cokey.

[Stig]

This guys gonna die of Mine Flu.
http://obamashatchetman.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/coal-miner2.jpg

[LiddyRules]

I prefer Alkaline Flu to Lithium Flu.

[DonTheTrucker]

Pot will never be legal because the people who fight for its legalization are annoying assholes.

Case in point? Bill Hicks.

[cokelogic]

This guys gonna die of Mine Flu.
http://obamashatchetman.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/coal-miner2.jpg
Doesn't he know that cigarette is going to blacken his lungs?

[LiddyRules]

Pot will never be legal because the people who fight for its legalization are annoying assholes.

Case in point? Bill Hicks. You hate Kubrick and Bill Hicks but like Sarah Palin. You're an odd man.

[Mobo]

Pot will never be legal because the people who fight for its legalization are annoying assholes.

Case in point? Bill Hicks.

I dunno....there's plenty of annoying assholes that get elected to office.

[DonTheTrucker]

You hate Kubrick and Bill Hicks but like Sarah Palin. You're an odd man.

Who?

She's annoying too.

[Stig]

Doesn't he know that cigarette is going to blacken his lungs?

I see you caught the delicious irony of that picture. Kudos to you, sir.

[LiddyRules]

I dunno....there's plenty of annoying assholes that get elected to office.

He's not saying that all annoying assholes advocate marijuana reform; he's saying that only annoying assholes advocate marijuana reform. It's what we call a tautology.

[Stig]

Pot will never be legal because the people who fight for its legalization are annoying assholes.

Case in point? Bill Hicks.

Pot smokers should leave the lobbying to grownups. Skip a few joints a week and take up a collection to hire professionals. Don't fuck up and spend the money on pizza.

[cokelogic]

I see you caught the delicious irony of that picture. Kudos to you, sir.HaHa! I wasn't even trying to be Literal Coke. I just thought you pulled a picture of a dirty miner.

Minor? Oh, uncle paul.

[Mobo]

He's not saying that all annoying assholes advocate marijuana reform; he's saying that only annoying assholes advocate marijuana reform. It's what we call a tautology.

I am too high to even START understanding that sentence....

[Mobo]

Pot smokers should leave the lobbying to grownups. Skip a few joints a week and take up a collection to hire professionals. Don't fuck up and spend the money on pizza.

ok....wait....so, we need to....skip pizza for a week, aaaand take up a collection to fuck professionals? For money? I dunno....

[Stig]

HaHa! I wasn't even trying to be Literal Coke. I just thought you pulled a picture of a dirty miner.

Minor? Oh, uncle paul.

Let's take a picture to remember the day we dug the coal!

[LiddyRules]

ok....wait....so, we need to....skip pizza for a week, aaaand take up a collection to fuck professionals? For money? I dunno.... No. He said don't fuck up AND spend money on pizza. So, we shouldn't fuck up but we can buy pizza.

[Mobo]

No. He said don't fuck up AND spend money on pizza. So, we shouldn't fuck up but we can buy pizza.

but....I didn't buy pizza....did I fuck up? I don't like this game....

[Blue Heeler]

I didn't know Credit Card Relief hired Brian Posehn for their commercials.

[Awful Me]

Commercial Break Time Killer:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/2009/04/480-u-r-making-out-with-12-year-old-get.html#comments

[Stig]

No. He said don't fuck up AND spend money on pizza. So, we shouldn't fuck up but we can buy pizza.

I meant that one should not fuck up by using the saved cash on pizza, Literal Liddy!

[Stig]

but....I didn't buy pizza....did I fuck up? I don't like this game....

Just keep smoking. You're excused.

[LiddyRules]

Commercial Break Time Killer:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/2009/04/480-u-r-making-out-with-12-year-old-get.html#comments

I don't care about those people's lives.

[Awful Me]

I don't care about those people's lives.



I barely care about my own.

[Mobo]

Just keep smoking. You're excused.

Yeah...well, anyway.....LEGALIZE IT!

[Awful Me]

Opie has the same disorder as the majority of my neighborhood....

[LiddyRules]

Opie has the same disorder as the majority of my neighborhood.... "Trying to be 20 years younger than he actually is and failing miserably at it"-itis?

[Stig]

I feel like PFGTV is not representing my town in a positive light. :(

[Mobo]

I barely care about my own.

Hey! Mr. 51 pounds.....you DO care....

[wasp]

funny that this comes up. i was just reading an msnbc article about him walking away from the AWB
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30454232

[Mobo]

Hey! Mr. 51 pounds.....you DO care....

boy, that ultra-gay comment sure killed the thread, huh?

[LiddyRules]

Burrrrrr

[Mobo]

why does Opie insist on making everyone guess everything today?

[Blue Heeler]

Wasn't that a movie?

[Blue Heeler]

why does Opie insist on making everyone guess everything today?

Want us to guess or is that a rhetorical question?

[Mobo]

Wasn't that a movie?

Shit: The Movie? I don't think so.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ted Nugent isn't the only person that thinks Norton is a lib now.

[Blue Heeler]

What? I live here and never heard of the superhero story...

[cokelogic]

Babe? It all goes back to pigs today.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Morning queers, again.

[cokelogic]

Colin soon!!!!

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Nothing makes me happier than hearing Jim's embarrassing stories as a young lad.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

The look of that stupid confused dog as it spins through the air.

[Stig]

Colin soon!!!!

Why do I need to call in soon? Herm...humph...

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Why do I need to call in soon? Herm...humph...

You ought to be ashamed sir...ah fuck it. I giggled like an ass.

[cokelogic]

Why do I need to call in soon? Herm...humph...http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[English Gent]

Fuckin' Dru Boogie.........

[Blue Heeler]

I just pre-ordered the PS3 exclusive "inFamous"...it comes with an Uncharted 2 Beta code.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXptuqAeh5w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoI9uAA-34E

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Oh sweet jesus...this is just gold.

[Stig]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

:icon_mrgr YAYYYYY! [retard]

[NortonsGravyLeg]

These guys are like the movie Mystery Men.

[Mobo]

Who watches that DoucheMen?

[Pearce]

I can safely say that Michigan sucks a fat dick. Especially the upper peninsula.

[cokelogic]

I just pre-ordered the PS3 exclusive "inFamous"...it comes with an Uncharted 2 Beta code.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXptuqAeh5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoI9uAA-34EI don't know about inFamous. It looks like you're overpowered with swivel hip controls. All the videos I've seen don't make my shit my pants, like I want to. I really loved Sly Cooper series and now they're doing this. I guess I expect more.

[Stig]

I can safely say that Michigan sucks a fat dick. Especially the upper peninsula.

Oh, you've met Krisko?

Ohhhhhhh....SNAP!

[Blue Heeler]

Nobody stays in Downtown Cincinnati, you stay in Bellevue, KY or Newport, KY...it gets very dark, very early in Cincinnati.

[Blue Heeler]

I don't know about inFamous. It looks like you're overpowered with swivel hip controls. All the videos I've seen don't make my shit my pants, like I want to. I really loved Sly Cooper series and now they're doing this. I guess I expect more.

I like to think of it as GTA with powers. It's going to sell, if only for the Uncharted 2 beta, but I think it looks great.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

G'morning Campers.

Elevator at The Arch...not much.
VaiLAB9FiPk

[Stig]

I like to think of it as GTA with powers.

Speaking of which, I finally finished all of the stunt jumps. What a bitch finding all those damned things.

[Mobo]

Speaking of which, I finally finished all of the stunt jumps. What a bitch finding all those damned things.

Did you purchase the Lost and Damned add on?

[Blue Heeler]

G'morning Campers.

Elevator at The Arch
VaiLAB9FiPk

I've been in the Arch, the elevators suck, but being at the top looking out is pretty cool. Then you take the Budweiser tour, get free beer, then go to Grant's Farm and get more free beer.

[Blue Heeler]

Did you purchase the Lost and Damned add on?

He's not poor, he owns a PS3.

[Stig]

Did you purchase the Lost and Damned add on?

He's not poor, he owns a PS3.

Yeah! I'm pissed that Rock Star won't do an add-on for PS3, though. Fuckers.

[Mobo]

He's not poor, he owns a PS3.

It's sad to see you so desperately grasp for straws....

[Blue Heeler]

It's sad to see you so desperately grasp for straws....

Yeah, but my straws have updated technology like "twisty" and "bendy".

[Wilmington WOW]

morning fellow baggers



by baggers I mean "not chicks"

[Mobo]

Yeah! I'm pissed that Rock Star won't do an add-on for PS3, though. Fuckers.

it does suck....It's a pretty good little add-on pack, and there's lots of fun little things for a completest such as yourself.

[Wilmington WOW]

ugh what is that shitty music?

[krisko]

hi

[Pearce]

This Shaw guy did a rendition of a song about Beth O for Howie, even played it in concert and such.

[Mobo]

Well, Tommy, they're telling us you have to go.....

[Wilmington WOW]

morning fellow baggers



by baggers I mean "not chicks"

hi

Hey :action-sm

I stand corrected.

[Stig]

hi

hello

[Mobo]

hi

SHHHHH! We're all trying to ignore the interview that's going on....

hi, ma'am.

[Blue Heeler]

morning fellow baggers



by baggers I mean "not chicks"

hi

Krisko's a gurl.

Hello miss!

[DonTheTrucker]

hi

This is what RPG geeks would call a "rare spawn".

I like this guy's answer re: politics. You know he can't stand Ted's politics but he's a nice guy.

[krisko]

This is boring. I'd like them to either have a huge blow up confrontation or to have an interesting guest.

[Pearce]

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/LA+Premiere+Anvil+Story+Anvil+Arrivals+Ei4EOmJYRZK l.jpg

This guy creeps me out.

[Stig]

Jay loves calling in to celebrity interviews.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jay!!.....(hit and run Jay)

[Mobo]

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/LA+Premiere+Anvil+Story+Anvil+Arrivals+Ei4EOmJYRZK l.jpg

This guy creeps me out.

a 50+ year old guy that looks like Ron Pearlman with AIDS, who has a bunny skull and crossbones scarf creeps you out? You're easily bothered.

[cokelogic]

Jay Mohr calls in simply to plug. I'm proven wrong again... right? ugh.

[Pearce]

Jay loves calling in to celebrity interviews.

Jay loves calling in to plug.

[Redding]

Haha Jay Mohr with a nice plug

[cokelogic]

Jay loves calling in to celebrity interviews.Yep, he doesn't care who's spotlight he steps into. :action-sm

Jay Mohr is the Daffy Duck of entertainment.

[Blue Heeler]

Yep, he doesn't care who's spotlight he steps into. :action-sm

Jay Mohr is the Daffy Duck of entertainment.

That's not fair...Daffy Duck is funny.

[krisko]

I'm embarrassed for this man.

[Stig]

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/LA+Premiere+Anvil+Story+Anvil+Arrivals+Ei4EOmJYRZK l.jpg



The Jesus of Douche.

[Stig]

I'm embarrassed for this man.

Did you kind of feel like he'd been looking for an excuse to use the guitar? :icon_lol:

[Wilmington WOW]

yeah Ant, rock stars should shut up and sing

Ted Nugent Launches Into Foul-Mouthed Tirade Against Democrat Candidates While Brandishing Guns

http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/ted_nugent_launches_into_foul_mouthed_tirade_again st_democrat_candidates_wh/

I am all for musicians, left or right, expressing their views...like radio personalities

[LiddyRules]

I'm back. Who are they talking to?

[English Gent]

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/LA+Premiere+Anvil+Story+Anvil+Arrivals+Ei4EOmJYRZK l.jpg

This guy creeps me out.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/hitchhikers-history-21.jpg

[LiddyRules]

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/LA+Premiere+Anvil+Story+Anvil+Arrivals+Ei4EOmJYRZK l.jpg

This guy creeps me out.

His eyes are like fine crystal, clear as an unmuddied lake, blue as the finest sky.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm embarrassed for this man.

So nice, yet so boring.

[Pearce]

I am all for musicians, left or right, expressing their views...like radio personalities

I'm not. Radio personalities express their views because it's their job. You pay to hear them do that. You don't pay to see a band to hear them preach, you pay to hear them move their hands to make noise with things.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

...Ron Pearlman with AIDS...

:haha7:

[English Gent]

This guy sucks a king-sized bag of fetid donkey cocks.

[krisko]

Oh, you've met Krisko?

Ohhhhhhh....SNAP!
:icon_eek:

You sonofabitch
Did you kind of feel like he'd been looking for an excuse to use the guitar? :icon_lol:
Yes, it's fucking awful.
yeah Ant, rock stars should shut up and sing



http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/ted_nugent_launches_into_foul_mouthed_tirade_again st_democrat_candidates_wh/

I am all for musicians, left or right, expressing their views...like radio personalities
I'm all for musicians, left or right, shutting the fuck up and dancing like a monkey for my entertainment.

[DonTheTrucker]

yeah Ant, rock stars should shut up and sing



http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/ted_nugent_launches_into_foul_mouthed_tirade_again st_democrat_candidates_wh/

I am all for musicians, left or right, expressing their views...like radio personalities

No one wants to stop them. They're just fucking annoying. Sort of like internet trolls with guitars.

[LiddyRules]

I'm not. Radio personalities express their views because it's their job. You pay to hear them do that. You don't pay to see a band to hear them preach, you pay to hear them move their hands to make noise with things.

The musician's job is to express their point of view. Usually it's about, love, loss, or insane forms of mass transit. But some enter into the realms of politics. Plenty of radio personalities go through their careers not expressing any view on anything except, maybe, "wow, that Britney sure is crazy!" If the musician or actor feels like they have something to say, let them say it. Same with radio personalities.

[Wilmington WOW]

I'm not. Radio personalities express their views because it's their job. You pay to hear them do that. You don't pay to see a band to hear them preach, you pay to hear them move their hands to make noise with things.

So you would have yelled at Ted "shut the fuck up about obama and guns, and play wang tang poon tang" right?

[LiddyRules]

No one wants to stop them. They're just fucking annoying. Sort of like internet trolls with guitars. Speaking of internet trolls with guitars, if you're poorly playing/singing someone else's song that is not an "acoustic cover" so stop labeling your Youtube videos as such.

[krisko]

Ok, I'll take my beating, but I like that stupid Renegade song.

[cokelogic]

He's on the ironic rock t-shirt tour.

[Pearce]

If the musician or actor feels like they have something to say, let them say it.

Say it in your art. Don't do a cute song about drinking and having fun, then preach afterwards. Make a shitty preachy song and perform it so I can focus on a catchy riff as you babble.

[cokelogic]

Ok, I'll take my beating, but I like that stupid Renegade song.Fag!

[DonTheTrucker]

So you would have yelled at Ted "shut the fuck up about obama and guns, and play wang tang poon tang" right?

Do you think anyone goes to see Ted to hear his shitty music? I'd yell if he did play ths crap.


Or wouldn't go in the first place. He's annoying.

[Stig]

:icon_eek:

You sonofabitch



:action-sm
At least the blacks weren't mentioned this time.

[Mobo]

He's on the ironic rock t-shirt tour.

Even worse.....it's a tour sponsored by "Rock Band"......Styx and REO Speedwagon DLC now available on all major Video Gaming Systems!

[Stig]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/hitchhikers-history-21.jpg

He pops up the other head and sings harmony with himself.

[krisko]

Fag!
That was rather weak.
:action-sm
At least the blacks weren't mentioned this time.

You just mentioned them.

[Mobo]

He pops up the other head and sings harmony with himself.

Zaphod Babblesux

[DonTheTrucker]

The musician's job is to express their point of view. Usually it's about, love, loss, or insane forms of mass transit. But some enter into the realms of politics. Plenty of radio personalities go through their careers not expressing any view on anything except, maybe, "wow, that Britney sure is crazy!" If the musician or actor feels like they have something to say, let them say it. Same with radio personalities.

Like I said, no one wans to stop it. But when an artist says something stupid like "George Bush is a war criminal" he can't act all butthurt and offended when they're called out on that stupidity. They think because they have a guitar they're above questioning and reproach.

[Mobo]

a demo with a drum set and a keyboard?

who are they TMBG?

[Mobo]

Like I said, no one wans to stop it. But when an artist says something stupid like "George Bush is a way criminal" he can't act all butthurt and offended when they're called out on that stupidity. They think because they have a guitar they're above questioning and reproach.

see, I agree....that's not fair....I agree Bush is a way stupid, but not a way criminal.

[CousinDave]

For live music played in a radio station, he sounds really good

[DonTheTrucker]

see, I agree....that's not fair....I agree Bush is a way stupid, but not a way criminal.

If you insist on continuing this bit you need to get faster. I beat you to the fix.

[Mobo]

For live music played in a radio station, he sounds really good

there is a good bit of reverb behind him, but yeah.....he sounds like he's been singing for a few years.

[LiddyRules]

see, I agree....that's not fair....I agree Bush is a way stupid, but not a way criminal. Great. Now you're going to be asked to post your high school and college transcripts as well as achievements you've done as some sort of elected official. Then this thread will take the solemn turn where we all engage in a group cry (or, if you prefer, whine flu) about Obama.

[Stig]

They were one creepy lookin' band.
http://www.murashev.com/dmdl/assets/artists/24.jpg

[cokelogic]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/opieradio/O8Fq27XLJQsnR5YZK7MtJvCtPDWSbFDt2bg8It1PQAzyPhsQOS kHilBmfXP9/IMG00431-20090429-0940.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg
via twitter/OpieRadio

[CousinDave]

Hard to believe Damn Yankees was 20 years ago

[Stig]

You just mentioned them.

See what I did there? :icon_mrgr

[cokelogic]

They were one creepy lookin' band.
http://www.murashev.com/dmdl/assets/artists/24.jpg
From left to right it's a gradation from woman to man.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Can some Mexican sneeze on this guy already.

[Mobo]

If you insist on continuing this bit you need to get faster. I beat you to the fix.

the proof lies in the quoted statement, good sir. History is written by the victors.

Great. Now you're going to be asked to post your high school and college transcripts as well as achievements you've done as some sort of elected official. Then this thread will take the solemn turn where we all engage in a group cry (or, if you prefer, whine flu) about Obama.

well, the joke is on him....I have no such diplomas, and the only acheivements I have are from a handful of XBOX plastic guitar games. So, HA!

[krisko]

Does this man realize that he's flammingly gay?

[Stig]

Hard to believe Damn Yankees was 20 years ago

Not really.

[LiddyRules]

Maybe it's just me but have they gotten more guests in the past couple of weeks than they have in awhile?

[Mobo]

"Can't Stop Rockin'" is the Styx/REO Speedwagon equivalent of Van Halen's "We're Back!"

[krisko]

I'm embarrassed again.

[CousinDave]

Maybe it's just me but have they gotten more guests in the past couple of weeks than they have in awhile?


yea they were all in the Sirius building, they just shuffle from show to show

[Mobo]

Maybe it's just me but have they gotten more guests in the past couple of weeks than they have in awhile?

well, what else are they supposed to do after leaving Howie's studio? Hang out in the Sirius/XM commissary?

[LiddyRules]

How could culture survive without the original master of Mr. Roboto?

[LiddyRules]

well, what else are they supposed to do after leaving Howie's studio? Hang out in the Sirius/XM commissary? Rumor has it the pretzels are good.

[English Gent]

Hard to believe Damn Yankees was 20 years ago

It's even harder to believe that Nugent was pretty hot before the gender reassignment surgery.

http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/stage/blog/Damn_yankees_1955.jpg

[Mobo]

How could culture survive without the original master of Mr. Roboto?

I AM THE ORIGINAL MASTER OF MR. ROBOTO!!!! MUA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!

http://www.robertocampus.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/post_tutorial_mad-scientist_6_470.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

How could culture survive without the original master of Mr. Roboto?

No, No, Noooo!!!!
http://copiousnotes.typepad.com/weblog/images/2008/04/07/heston_mug_uwe_leinap.jpg

[Mobo]

Rumor has it the pretzels are good.

You should try the HowieBurgers or the Oprah-O's! ummmmm bloated ego goodness.....

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm embarrassed again.

Herpes is nothing to be ashamed of. Its easily managed with the right medication.

[krisko]

Maybe it's just me but have they gotten more guests in the past couple of weeks than they have in awhile?

Quality > quantity. Just sayin'

[Mobo]

Herpes is nothing to be ashamed of. Its easily managed with the right medication.

Quality > quantity. Just sayin'

This was weird to see on the New Posts LIVE! page.....

[CousinDave]

Herpes is nothing to be ashamed of. Its easily managed with the right medication.


One of my ideas was a dating service for people with STDs, but I waited to long and someone else did it

[DonTheTrucker]

the proof that I like young boys lies in the quoted statement, good sir. History is written by the victors.


Good point.

[Stig]

"Can't Stop Rockin'" is the Styx/REO Speedwagon equivalent of Van Halen's "We're Back!"

Some people need to be forcibly prevented from rockin'.

[Mobo]

Good point.

Heh heh.....been workin' on that one a while, huh?

[Stig]

Don, I need to suck your delicious cock, or I'll just DIE!

And I, yours, sweet Mobo! Let us suckle together the seed of life - 69 style!

This game rules.

[Mobo]

Some people need to be forcibly prevented from rockin'.

Stig, as your friend, I feel I should inform you when you open yourself up in a giganticaly epic way.

Stig, you're doing it now.

[DonTheTrucker]

Heh heh.....been workin' on that one a while, huh?

You try editing posts in stop and go traffic.

[Mobo]

Slurping up tepid pools of jizm from the sticky tiled floors of peep shows rules.

no.....no it doesn't.

[Stig]

Stig, as your friend, I feel I should inform you when you open yourself up in a giganticaly epic way.

Stig, you're doing it now.

I was referring to myself.

[Stig]

no.....no it doesn't.

Then you're not a true Texan.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

From Drudge
Michael Douglas/Oliver Stone planning 'WALL STREET' sequel...

Ewww....
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i0dac803b1646d6af56ac6bb4d7de236c

[CousinDave]

Then you're not a true Texan.

is that a bad thing considering only steers and queers come from Texas

[DonTheTrucker]

One of my ideas was a dating service for people with STDs, but I waited to long and someone else did it

Oddly enough it was Yahoo Personals.

[CousinDave]

From Drudge
Michael Douglas/Oliver Stone planning 'WALL STREET' sequel...

Ewww....
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i0dac803b1646d6af56ac6bb4d7de236c

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090428/capt.8b8c29b84736427688cd5d6d594fa9ac.people_micha el_douglas_nyet410.jpg?x=252&y=345&q=85&sig=WZbKAgWT30OkDIC.TsILkw--

Looks more like Bruce Davison

[Mobo]

You try editing posts in stop and go traffic.

And why don't you try being a responsible driver and pay attention to what you're doing! Texting in traffic, what're you a 15 year old girl?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Franklyn Quinn?

Now's when Jay should've called in.

[DonTheTrucker]

From Drudge
Michael Douglas/Oliver Stone planning 'WALL STREET' sequel...

Ewww....
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i0dac803b1646d6af56ac6bb4d7de236c

Assuming its based in modern times, it will also be a sequel to W, knowing that douche.

[Mobo]

is that a bad thing considering only steers and queers come from Texas

no...it's a bad thing that you actually typed that in the year 2009. Your hack lines are as ancient as your belief system.

[Stig]

is that a bad thing considering only steers and queers come from Texas

no...it's a bad thing that you actually typed that in the year 2009. Your hack lines are as ancient as your belief system.

Everyone knows that Texas in 2009 is shit outta steers.

[CousinDave]

no...it's a bad thing that you actually typed that in the year 2009. Your hack lines are as ancient as your belief system.


What is your major malfunction ?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

'Storm Trooper hat made of dryer lint' :haha7:

[Mobo]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090428/capt.8b8c29b84736427688cd5d6d594fa9ac.people_micha el_douglas_nyet410.jpg?x=252&y=345&q=85&sig=WZbKAgWT30OkDIC.TsILkw--

Looks more like Bruce Davison

He's in that shitty new Matthew McConahoweverthefuckyouspellit piece of celluloid discharge. He looks like he's playing Robert Evans.

[Mobo]

God help me, I miss Lady Di and Marion.

[DonTheTrucker]

He's in that shitty new Matthew McConahoweverthefuckyouspellit piece of celluloid discharge. He looks like he's playing Robert Evans.

He should play Robert Reed. Method style.

[CousinDave]

God help me, I miss Lady Di and Marion.


maybe this is just a warm up to bring them back

I miss Frenchie - the real Frenchie

[Mobo]

What is your major malfunction ?

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

[DocSavage]

Totally off topic here but boy do you know you have a good egg of a wife when she references the German chicken fucker bit out of the blue.

[Blue Heeler]

I AM THE ORIGINAL MASTER OF MR. ROBOTO!!!! MUA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!

Baldo arihomo, Mr. Faggato

[krisko]

From Drudge
Michael Douglas/Oliver Stone planning 'WALL STREET' sequel...

Ewww....
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i0dac803b1646d6af56ac6bb4d7de236c

ooh gaawww....He's going to get some kind of bailout or he's going to play some Bernie Madoff type character isn't he? What a fucking douche chill inducing idea.

[Mobo]

maybe this is just a warm up to bring them back

I miss Frenchie - the real Frenchie

I think it might be a little late for that....when last we heard, Di was blowing bums for nickels. I wouldn't even let her in STUDIO at this point....Tippy Tom seems cleaner than Howie Mandell compared to Di.

[cokelogic]

Who's fucking computer is hooked into the soundboard? At least go into sounds and turn off All Sounds.

[CousinDave]

ooh gaawww....He's going to get some kind of bailout or he's going to play some Bernie Madoff type character isn't he? What a fucking douche chill inducing idea.


no he'll be inspired by President Obama to give up his greedy ways, and go build cheap house for poor people

[Stig]

ooh gaawww....He's going to get some kind of bailout or he's going to play some Bernie Madoff type character isn't he? What a fucking douche chill inducing idea.

I'm going to take a wild guess that Barney Frank takes no blame in this telling of the story.

[Mobo]

Baldo arihomo, Mr. Faggato

Took you a while on that one...where were you? Jerking off into a PS3?

[roche]

Who's fucking computer is hooked into the soundboard? At least go into sounds and turn off All Sounds.

I thought that was something on my Shoutcast server. Glad to know I am not going crazy.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm going to take a wild guess that Barney Frank takes no blame in this telling of the story.

Hence my "sequel to W" comment 15 minutes ago.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The echo'd recording makes Scorch sound as raspy as John Valby.

Minus the genuine audience participation and cheerfulness.

[krisko]

I'm going to take a wild guess that Barney Frank takes no blame in this telling of the story.

:haha7: :haha7: I'd like to see a murder mystery who-done-it story wherein the 'Frankie Mick' CFO gets late night phone calls from an unidentified lisping gay gentleman and winds up dead...

[Mobo]

Some days they can't wait to get home, and somedays they'll sit around to listen to bad Scorch audio.....again....I can't decide which is worse.

[Blue Heeler]

Took you a while on that one...where were you? Jerking off into a PS3?

I don't like to say this in front of Stig...but I'm at work.

[Stig]

I don't like to say this in front of Stig...but I'm at work.

You're thinking of Crip. I have a job. I just don't get paid on what you'd call a "Regular Basis."

[uptown]

I managed to take an entire vacation to the other side of the country ... and I get back to find out they're still playing Scorch audio?

[Mobo]

You're thinking of Crip. I have a job. I just don't get paid on what you'd call a "Regular Basis."

He has a job.....he writes for "Soldier of Fortune" now, or something.

[CousinDave]

I don't like to say this in front of Stig...but I'm at work.


who has that ever stopped ?

[Mobo]

I managed to take an entire vacation to the other side of the country ... and I get back to find out they're still playing Scorch audio?

Nope...this is last week...you've apparently fucked up the time/space continuum with all your unnecessary travelling.

[DonTheTrucker]

He has a job.....he writes for "Soldier of Fortune" now, or something.

He's an art critic too.

[Stig]

"I want my kid to be able to look back and say My Dad was a second banana on a medium-market radio station afternoon show!"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Check out Comix calendar

http://www.comixny.com/calendar.aspx

[uptown]

Nope...this is last week...you've apparently fucked up the time/space continuum with all your unnecessary travelling.

Stoppit! I have LOST TiVo'd ... You're gonna rooon it!

[Blue Heeler]

You're thinking of Crip. I have a job. I just don't get paid on what you'd call a "Regular Basis."

Well he's not here and you're an easy target.

[krisko]

First Dead: Mexican Who Came to US for Treatment:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6398202.html

leave those borders open though Janet. Don't do anything about it Janet. Keep giving free healthcare to everyone who jumps over a fence and meanders into a hospital. Fucking shit, this country is done for.

[DonTheTrucker]

Check out Comix calendar

http://www.comixny.com/calendar.aspx

Wonder how the Kennedy family feels when Jimmy performs at the Cellar under the name Clay Bertrand?

[DonTheTrucker]

First Dead: Mexican Who Came to US for Treatment:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6398202.html

leave those borders open though Janet. Don't do anything about it Janet. Keep giving free healthcare to everyone who jumps over a fence and meanders into a hospital. Fucking shit, this country is done for.

Racist!

I mean, welcome back! We missed you!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

May 17th @ Comix :rolleyes:

http://www.comixny.com/admin/imageuploads/events/4TBU5N84FP7Llarge.jpg

http://www.comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=552&sid=1847

[Stig]

First Dead: Mexican Who Came to US for Treatment:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6398202.html

leave those borders open though Janet. Don't do anything about it Janet. Keep giving free healthcare to everyone who jumps over a fence and meanders into a hospital. Fucking shit, this country is done for.

Dammit, Janet!
http://www.horrorstew.com/images/DammitJanet.jpg

[CousinDave]

First Dead: Mexican Who Came to US for Treatment:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6398202.html

leave those borders open though Janet. Don't do anything about it Janet. Keep giving free healthcare to everyone who jumps over a fence and meanders into a hospital. Fucking shit, this country is done for.



You're just a mean spirited racist.

What happened to you in your life that would make you hate your fellow humans being so much? You should be happy that you live in a country where you can afford to help take care of everyone in this world.

I really pity you and anyone else who thinks like you do.

[Stig]

You're just a mean spirited racist.

What happened to you in your life that would make you hate your fellow humans being so much? You should be happy that you live in a country where you can afford to help take care of everyone in this world.

I really pity you and anyone else who thinks like you do.

I say we waterboard her!

[CousinDave]

I say we waterboard her!


No! Even someone as evil as her doesn't deserve to be tortured.

[Mobo]

You're just a mean spirited racist.

What happened to you in your life that would make you hate your fellow humans being so much? You should be happy that you live in a country where you can afford to help take care of everyone in this world.

I really pity you and anyone else who thinks like you do.

I say we waterboard her!

No! Even someone as evil as her doesn't deserve to be tortured.

I think she's been tortured enough.......hacks.

[Mobo]

May 17th @ Comix :rolleyes:

http://www.comixny.com/admin/imageuploads/events/4TBU5N84FP7Llarge.jpg

http://www.comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=552&sid=1847

I prefer the term 'fruit fly'.

[DocSavage]

I say we waterboard her!

"I say we let her go"
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8513/peewee755784.jpg

[Stig]

I think she's been tortured enough.......hacks.

So....no black dick jokes then? :(

[CousinDave]

I think she's been tortured enough.......hacks.


Is 'hack' your word of the day?

[Mobo]

"I say we let her go"
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8513/peewee755784.jpg

:icon_lol:

hilarious.

[Mobo]

Is 'hack' your word of the day?

yeah....I guess it is....how hacky of me.

[Mobo]

I've started Jr. watching old South Parks....he calls it "The Boys"....drives his mother nuts....I love it.

[Stig]

Is 'hack' your word of the day?

It's tattooed on his soul.

[Mobo]

It's tattooed on his soul.

And, oddly enough, my lower back....don't ask, it was a wild night.

[Stig]

And, oddly enough, my lower back....don't ask, it was a wild night.

You got a Hack Stamp!

[Mobo]

You got a Hack Stamp!

THE PUNEEESHERRRRRRRR!

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_ID0pQKnUCTc/RXzX_jToo1I/AAAAAAAAAY4/2xWHqhI-fLY/Punisher+Skull+Tattoo+005.jpg

[krisko]

You're just a mean spirited racist.

What happened to you in your life that would make you hate your fellow humans being so much? You should be happy that you live in a country where you can afford to help take care of everyone in this world.

I really pity you and anyone else who thinks like you do.

I say we waterboard her!

I go have a cigarette and all hell breaks loose.

[Blue Heeler]

I go have a cigarette and all hell breaks loose.

This is Wackbag, we say "heck" here.

[krisko]

This is Wackbag, we say "heck" here.

Sorry, cunt.

[DonTheTrucker]

I go have a cigarette and all hell breaks loose.

You missed some hell. :p

[DonTheTrucker]

Jimmy killed during this bit.

[krisko]

Does anyone replay?

[Wilmington WOW]

Yeah that part is hack. I like the "vampires as regular citizens" part of True Blood. It makes an interesting twist.

I agree. It's more plausible and less fantasy
That is why I am not into a lot of the comic book movies


*** pinko liberal alert *****

Plus the treatment and reactions to 'vampires' makes for a good commentary on race relations in the past.

[Wilmington WOW]

Does anyone replay?

re-kay has been deader than the GOP lately

[Mobo]

replay...

AAAAARRRRGGGGH! My stupid picture from this morning screwed up the page format, and know I can't edit it!!!!

everybody post a bunch of non-sequiturs so we can get the page to flip!!!!

[Blue Heeler]

In case you guys don't read da Tweets:

Blue Heeler and I are talking about doing a project together. It's too early to talk about, so it's a secret.

<mysterious music>

No Stig, it's not a coketoon.

[krisko]

I agree. It's more plausible and less fantasy
That is why I am not into a lot of the comic book movies


*** pinko liberal alert *****

Plus the treatment and reactions to 'vampires' makes for a good commentary on race relations in the past.

Meh, commentary about how race relations were in the past isn't something I have a problem with, it's bitching about racism that happens now that I'd put under the 'pinko liberal' umbrella.

I still haven't seen pictures or video of this Air Force One thing. Anything to distract the people, right Heir Obama?

[Blue Heeler]

replay...

AAAAARRRRGGGGH! My stupid picture from this morning screwed up the page format, and know I can't edit it!!!!

everybody post a bunch of non-sequiturs so we can get the page to flip!!!!

tricky...but I think you mean "no".

[krisko]

In completely unrelated news: I'm really addicted to Peggle.

[Mobo]

In case you guys don't read da Tweets:



<mysterious music>

No Stig, it's not a coketoon.

<sigh> Please listen to someone with experience....no one cares about Wackbaggers and their pet projects.....

[Blue Heeler]

I agree. It's more plausible and less fantasy
That is why I am not into a lot of the comic book movies


*** pinko liberal alert *****

Plus the treatment and reactions to 'vampires' makes for a good commentary on race relations in the past.

I love how Tara tries to make everything an anti-black issue.

[Mobo]

tricky...but I think you mean "no".

I actually meant "now", but oh well.....

[Wilmington WOW]

<sigh> Please listen to someone with experience....no one cares about Wackbaggers and their pet projects.....

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c73/edmasi/AUDIENCECLAPPING.gif

[Blue Heeler]

<sigh> Please listen to someone with experience....no one cares about Wackbaggers and their pet projects.....

Even if nobody cares, following through on this idea would be nice.

[krisko]

Can't we all agree on the fact that Dexter fucking rules?
<----------------------

[Wilmington WOW]

how about the - Freedom Flu?

If we are going to change the name

[Blue Heeler]

Can't we all agree on the fact that Dexter fucking rules?
<----------------------

Sorry, dogs without a snout are fucking ugly. SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT WHEEZE WHEEZE

[Blue Heeler]

how about the - Freedom Flu?

If we are going to change the name

that's funny :icon_lol:

[SOS]

Can't we all agree on the fact that Dexter fucking rules?
<----------------------
http://kuras.us/pics/dexter.jpg

yes :rolleyes:

[SOS]

that's funny :icon_lol:

It is.

[DonTheTrucker]

*** pinko liberal alert *****

Plus the treatment and reactions to 'vampires' makes for a good commentary on race relations in the past.

I'll ignore the implication that conservatives are racist and agree, except that I think the commentary is about the treatment of gays. Especially since its an Allan Ball show.

[Blue Heeler]

I'll ignore the implication that conservatives are racist and agree, except that I think the commentary is about the treatment of gays. Especially since its an Allan Ball show.

Well you treat gays by throwing a silver sack over their head and tossing them into the back of a truck.

[Wilmington WOW]

I'll ignore the implication that conservatives are racist and agree, except that I think the commentary is about the treatment of gays. Especially since its an Allan Ball show.

The pinko liberal alert was in case you thought i was trying to read minority issues into a TV show - gay or blacks.

[CousinDave]

The pinko liberal alert was in case you thought i was trying to read minority issues into a TV show - gay or blacks.


blacks are minorities?

[Mobo]

HA! That news lady wanted to say "Gator-roid".

[CousinDave]

"fire in the hole"

[krisko]

Sorry, dogs without a snout are fucking ugly. SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT WHEEZE WHEEZE

No snout?!
What is this if not a snout?
http://twitpic.com/1otgx


And this????
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/PIC-0109.jpg

And this??!?!?!
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/PIC-0111.jpg

edit: I really hope that worked because my job blocks photobucket pictures so I can't see the pictures I myself post.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hpjcbq.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

The pinko liberal alert was in case you thought i was trying to read minority issues into a TV show - gay or blacks.

No need to read anything in, the issues aren't very masked at all. If you'll notice, gays seem fully accepted but vampires have taken their place on the shit list of society.

[Mobo]

you mean, Blood suckers < cock suckers?

[Wilmington WOW]

and Howard made fun of O&A?

[Mobo]

Yeah....this is truly the golden age of O&A.....

blech.

[Blue Heeler]

No snout?!
What is this if not a snout?
http://twitpic.com/1otgx


And this????
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/PIC-0109.jpg

And this??!?!?!
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/PIC-0111.jpg

edit: I really hope that worked because my job blocks photobucket pictures so I can't see the pictures I myself post.

hmmm, am I thinking of Travis' dog?

[CousinDave]

No need to read anything in, the issues aren't very masked at all. If you'll notice, gays seem fully accepted but vampires have taken their place on the shit list of society.


Did you know that in the black communities the blood suckers are the jews?

[DonTheTrucker]

you mean, Blood suckers < cock suckers?

Only on tv.

[krisko]

hmmm, am I thinking of Travis' dog?

You must be, because Dexter's 'snout' as you call it, is very prominent and adorable. So much so that we call it a 'snute' because it's a cute snout. Very gay, but also quite precious.

[Wilmington WOW]

Did you know that in the black communities the blood suckers are the jews?

yeah, because a lot of whites don't think that way too :rolleyes:

[Wilmington WOW]

miss Than

[CousinDave]

yeah, because a lot of whites don't think that way too :rolleyes:


this could be the beginning of the coming together of the races

[DonTheTrucker]

yeah, because a lot of whites don't think that way too :rolleyes:

We don't have churches that teach that.

[CousinDave]

We don't have churches that teach that.

We don't need churches, we have movies to teach us about the blood sucking jews


http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/borat.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

this could be the beginning of the coming together for the races

now that was funny

[CousinDave]

now that was funny


well even a stopped clock is right twice a day

[Blue Heeler]

We don't have churches that teach that.

Amen.

[Blue Heeler]

This opinion piece made me laugh:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bonnie-fuller/hate-mongering-conservati_b_192412.html

Deny it all they want, this flu strain started in Mexico and the illegals crossing into the United States to seek treatment are helping spread it into this country.

[Wilmington WOW]

We don't have churches that teach that.




no one mentioned churches but....Results 1 - 10 of about 24,000 (0.22 seconds)

Racist, Christian-based faith groups: A number of small, extremely conservative Fundamentalist Christian denominations which have accepted Anglo-Israelism, and grafted it to racist, sexist, anti-communist and homophobic beliefs. They view the Jewish people as descendants of Satan. Followers tend to be involved in political movements opposing gun control, equal rights to gays and lesbians, and militia movements.


anymore softballs for me?











don's response - yeah but Bush didnt go to those churches

[CousinDave]

This opinion piece made me laugh:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bonnie-fuller/hate-mongering-conservati_b_192412.html

Deny it all they want, this flu strain started in Mexico and the illegals crossing into the United States to seek treatment are helping spread it into this country.


Stop it!

We all know George W Bush developed this strain of the flu and infected Mexicans with it knowing they would come to the US

[CousinDave]

don's response - yeah but Bush didnt go to those churches


Yea, but I'm sure he founded them

[Blue Heeler]

The talk of The Stand always makes me think of the Anthrax song "Among the Living"

Disease! disease! spreading the disease.
With some help from captain trips,
Hell bring the world down to his knees.
Power, yes power! hell show them all his power.
It pulses through his ice cold blood,
A whole world to devour!
hes seeing, hes calling, his legacy hes spawning.
Hes coming, corrupting, among the living!
Murder! murder! commit cold blooded murder!
Like nazis during world war two, they only follow orders.
Hatred! hatred! a crucifix is your bed,
Once he turns his eye on you, youll be better off dead!

Im the walkin dude, I can see all the world!
Twist your minds with fear, Im the man with the power.
Among the living, follow me or die!
Man, fights man! divided they cant stand!
United, they can battle back, and make him force his hand!
Fear, yes fear! his end is growing near,
He didnt count on mans good faith,
And their will to persevere.

Follow me or die!
Fire! hot fire!! purge the world with fire!!
Damnation is the price hell pay, for an evil mans desire!
Good, versus evil! the stand to vanquish evil!
Man can only live one way, that place right in the middle.

Follow me or die!
Among among among among among among
Among among among among among among!

[CousinDave]

kick ass!

1//2 the population gone

[CousinDave]

I would think the people of Mexico have much stronger immune systems than typical weak Americans

[Wilmington WOW]

kick ass!

1//2 the population gone

that would end the recession
unemployed, no healthcare = dead

[Blue Heeler]

I would think the people of Mexico have much stronger immune systems than typical weak Americans

Doesn't the flu make your immune system work against you?

[CousinDave]

that would end the recession
unemployed, no healthcare = dead


I call it paradise

[Wilmington WOW]

yeah because we still make moonshine instead of going to the liquor store

[CousinDave]

Doesn't the flu make your immune system work against you?

no thats the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

[CousinDave]

yeah because we still make moonshine instead of going to the liquor store


I guess you've never been to Kentucky

[Blue Heeler]

I guess you've never been to Kentucky

haha, took the words outta my mouff...

Again, the red states will survive, the blue states won't.

[Blue Heeler]

ok, I'm outta here, cya

[SOS]

obama is going to have a press conference tonight.

100th day and some such thing

[SOS]

...Dexter Flu!

[CousinDave]

obama is going to have a press conference tonight.


well that'll be a good time to get on the treadmill

[DonTheTrucker]

no one mentioned churches but....Results 1 - 10 of about 24,000 (0.22 seconds)

anymore softballs for me?


Actually I was going to say that no president before now went to a hate church. Your people are the only ones still obsessed with Bush.

Speaking of softballs. I suppose you'll bring up Sarah Palin's "witch doctor"?

[Wilmington WOW]

line flu?

[DonTheTrucker]

The talk of The Stand always makes me think of the Anthrax song "Among the Living"

Wow. I just now realize that the song was actually about the book. Only took me 20 years to see the lyrics and put two and two together.

[Wilmington WOW]

line flu?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/489704246_9d4e834af2.jpg?v=0

[krisko]

...Dexter Flu!

He's not sick!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha i love bill
he thinks that he loses part of his soul when he looks at these pictures

[SOS]

He's not sick!!!

Thoughts and prayers go out to Dexter.



:icon_wink

[SOS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeSMDFFW1HI

[SOS]

what is this?



okay i'm out.

[Wilmington WOW]

garlic butter saw-man