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Yarsh
05-02-2009, 02:19 PM
So I went to see Otto & George at Bananas in Poughkeepsie last night (he was sick but still hilarious).

Long-story-short: I went alone. Which was fine, I’m social, I’ll split a bucket’a beer with whoever gets seated next’ta me, we’ll chat.
They seat me as the last seat at a table reserved for 9, RIGHT in front’a the stage.
5 Minutes to show time, still just me at that table, getting a lil nervous being all alone at a table right in front’a the comics.
2 minutes to show time, the bane of the existence of comics: the bachelorette party walks in.

The bride in a white t-shirt with a toilet paper veil in her hair, the other 8 cunts in matching black tee’s with sassy sayings like “left him at home” (DIDja?) and “satisfaction guaranteed”, and “DrUnK”, etc. They went on to break not ONE stereotype. EVERYTHING I’d heard a comedian say about large groups of women at a comedy club turned out to be true for these gals.

the matching outfits coulda just said “attention whore”
they were rockin the cock-shaped crazy straws (look out, fellas!)
they talked to each other the WHOOOOOLE time
they talked directly to the comedian during his act
they ARGUED with punchlines
“yeah I’m sure your fiance’s doing the same thing tonight...”
(instead’a just enjoying the joke with the rest’a the room) “he BETTER be! if he knows what’s good for him!”
at one point the bride even stood up a lil and RAISED HER HAND to interrupt the comic as he was finishing his crowd work on them and getting back to his act

The worst part to me is that I knew they were gonna be like that. Walking stereotypes’re one’a the most annoying things to me. There was the attention whore, the drunk, the overly emotional one, and the (fat ugly) mother hen who bossed the others around.

During the 2nd comic’s set, someone from the club came over and, too politely I think, told them to stop interrupting the comics. 3 of em were on the verge of tears (“he yelled at me!”) while the mother hen and one other were incensed (“who does he think he is” “I paid for this!” “let’s just leave” etc). They left the comics alone after that, but of course, the talking amongst themselves never stopped.

other than that, the show was great…



anyone else ever experience this first-hand?

wes mantooth
05-02-2009, 03:34 PM
Not a wedding party but a hot obnoxious drunk chick with her pussy-whipped date at one of Vos's shows. She made the mistake of giving Bonnie shit during her act and man when Voss went up there he fucked with her until she got up and stumbled from the room wiping away tears. Highlight of the evening.

Razor Roman
05-02-2009, 05:57 PM
eh Otto woulda made mince meat outta 'em.

Funny thing is, as a guy who loves live comedy, I don't think I'd want to go see a comedian as part of a bachelor party... that time is more about blowing off steam with your pals. Save the safe shit like seeing comedians for AFTER you're hitched. :)

Yarsh
05-02-2009, 09:51 PM
eh Otto woulda made mince meat outta 'em.

f'I recall, he commented on how much they'd drank and told em to make a sharp right off the Newburgh Beacon Bridge (goin local for us), and aim for a tugboat.

"die screaming!"

DR. Jimcy M.E.
05-03-2009, 12:46 PM
I'm all for women at comedy shows, as long as that comedy show is Nick DiPaolo's. The line in my signature is something he actually said to a female heckler, he said even Louie CK went "holy shit" after he said that.

The full line was, "my favorite comeback on stage was telling this lady I hope you have a baby and it dies, you get it home and you wake up the next morning and theres just blood in the diaper". Fucking brutal.

Phi Mu Alpha
05-03-2009, 04:34 PM
and then?

DonTheTrucker
05-03-2009, 05:22 PM
Women can't help it. Even my old chick, who "gets it" ended up heckling Vos at a show. It's like a genetic thing.

DR. Jimcy M.E.
05-03-2009, 06:27 PM
and then?

You get cancer.

Women can't help it. Even my old chick, who "gets it" ended up heckling Vos at a show. It's like a genetic thing.

Did Vos have some nice things to say in return?

AtlantaHardcore
05-03-2009, 06:51 PM
Women can't help it. Even my old chick, who "gets it" ended up heckling Vos at a show. It's like a genetic thing.

Was she drinking?

lockjaaaaww
05-03-2009, 10:46 PM
other than the fat one were they hot?


btw keep up the good work on your youtube account Yarsh:action-sm

DonTheTrucker
05-04-2009, 12:08 AM
Did Vos have some nice things to say in return?

At one point she told the whole club what I'm packing and Vos had her up on stage to to show her the infamous cock pic from his wallet. She wasn't giving him a hard time so he didn't destroy her too bad. The guy is a genius when it comes to crowd work.

AtlantaHardcore
05-04-2009, 12:10 AM
he didn't destroy her too bad.

Is there such thing as a mild destroying? :action-sm

hudsonharden
05-04-2009, 12:18 AM
anyone else ever experience this first-hand?

no, but I got free tickets to see Mike Epps to standup. My chick and I made up about 25% of the white people there. None of the other people in attendance broke any stereotypes. They all talked to one another throughout the entire show, they were all drinking cognac and Heineken, and were even making phone calls during the show. A lot of 300 lb. women dressed like hoochies too.

Yarsh
05-04-2009, 10:58 AM
other than the fat one were they hot?

my options as I saw them before they started talking:

2 absolutely
4 yeah, sure, why not?
3 not a chance in hell (which of COURSE includes the one that was trying to talk to me the most...)



btw keep up the good work on your youtube account Yarsh:action-sm

awwwww shucks

Three Hole Puncher
05-04-2009, 11:19 AM
I've been to about half a dozen live comedy shows in smaller(club) venues in my entire life. Every single one of them has some douche(s) in the crowd who thought they were "part of the act". These dickheads acted like they had an obligation to completely ruin the show which came with the price of admission.

And from the numerous reports I've read here on the bag about this comic, or that comic's gig, this kind of annoying bullshit seems to be the norm rather than the rare exception. What the FUCK is up with that?

I seriously doubt I'll ever go to a club comedy show again because of this.

I saw Eddie Izzard in a big theatre a coupla months back, the dude was hysterical, and there was none of this "audience participation" bullshit.

Why the fuck do certain dicks think that just because you're seeing a comedian in a small club that you automatically become a necessary and valued participant in the show? YOU'RE NOT! SHUT UUUUP!

Oh, and drunken bachelorette party gals...

If you're not there to see the show... THEN DON"T GO TO THE FUCKING SHOW, CUNTS!

Kris_LTRMa
05-04-2009, 08:14 PM
Why the fuck do certain dicks think that just because you're seeing a comedian in a small club that you automatically become a necessary and valued participant in the show? YOU'RE NOT! SHUT UUUUP!



Drunk asshole who thinks he's funny + drunk friends egging asshole on = "necessary & valued participant"