Opie & Anthony Listening Thread 05/06/09 Whip'em Out Wednesday

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[Cherry Pie]

good morning

[Saikotic]

Nice thread title :rolleyes:

[PartyRock24]

Morning Everyone

Cokelogic you get to see Live From The Compound Last Night?

[cokelogic]

Nice thread title :rolleyes:I like it. It's nice and simple. Instead of "Motorcycle Tire Sexually Abuse Your Grandma Wednesday". Savvy. :action-sm

Morning Everyone

Cokelogic you get to see Live From The Compound Last Night?Yes, I watched it. I didn't even try to call in, because knew the lines would just been jammed. Plus, I had nothing to say.

[Saikotic]

Plus, I had nothing to say.

If only that continued in this thread.


:action-sm

[Pearce]

Am I a hypocrite if I hate cigarettes but love smoking swishers?

[cokelogic]

Am I a hypocrite if I hate cigarettes but love smoking swishers?Well what do you hate about cigarettes? Is it's health reasons? Then yes, you are. If it's because you can't stand smoke in the air? Then yes, you are.

And if you believe for one second in 2nd hand some, you're a fucking idiot.

[Saikotic]

Holy fuck! I saw that face transplant pic in the funny pics thread. I thought it was scary art!

[Saikotic]

She looks like Brooke Shields after surviving a face-smashing round with Mike Tyson.

[Saikotic]

Someone combined a deep throat cocksucking whore and a fucking squirrel. Those cheeks are loaded with man goo.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Good Morning...

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2009-05/46731185.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Meg_Griffin.png

[Pearce]

She looks like Wendy the snapple lady
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1030/553179883_2b5e502a91.jpg

[Saikotic]

She looks like her face was chimp-:rap:d

READ IF OPIE! FUCK.

[cokelogic]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Meg_Griffin.png:haha7::clap:

[Saikotic]

she's talking? It's all blah blah blah SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE FUCKING FACE!

[Saikotic]

Let this be a lesson to all of the slits out there. DON'T FUCKING TALK BACK!

[Saikotic]

I want to be the first guy to backhand those jowels

[west milly tom]

Morning cock-smokes.


She still speaks more clear than Big-A.

[Saikotic]

Did she just plug EAT A BULLET? LIVING PROOF!

[Saikotic]

Where are the god damned gunshot sound effects? She was caught because dinner was late and paid for that CRIME!

Fucking ignoring instant feedback.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Garbage Pile from Fraggle Rock :haha7:
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/b/b8/Trash_heap.jpg

[Saikotic]

she looks like a muppet: yup yup yup yup. nope nope nope nope

[Blue Heeler]

Where are the god damned gunshot sound effects? She was caught because dinner was late and paid for that CRIME!

Fucking ignoring instant feedback.

Like you're going to get in a line when Kevin, Steven and I are filling the screen. ;)

[cokelogic]

Ha! The caller has a point, but ran out of gas.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

she looks like a muppet: yup yup yup yup. nope nope nope nope
Brrrrrring!!!!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3630/3320526973_e4667c0e2b.jpg

[Awful Me]

Yeah, I can see why he hates Green Bay. They only paid him $100 Million and gave him a Super Bowl ring. Bastards.


Mornin Buddays

[cokelogic]

Dammit, I haven't put together my "give yourself a bell" remix/song I wanted to do. I have become one lazy fuck.

[west milly tom]

As a kid?

[Pearce]

I hate songs that are too cryptic in their lyrics. At some point, it stops being clever wordplay and turns into nonsense.

[Awful Me]

Dammit, I haven't put together my "give yourself a bell" remix/song I wanted to do. I have become one lazy fuck.



Thank you for becoming a lazy fuck.

I hate that fucking bell voice more than anything else.

[Blue Heeler]

Dammit, I haven't put together my "give yourself a bell" remix/song I wanted to do. I have become one lazy fuck.

You'd think being awake from 10-2 each night would inspire you to be more creative.

[Awful Me]

It's Tiny Dancer you dumbass.

[Blue Heeler]

I hate songs that are too cryptic in their lyrics. At some point, it stops being clever wordplay and turns into nonsense.

Not a fan of the Rollling Stones then?

[cokelogic]

It's a about excusing yourself from your best girl to blow a guy in the malt shoppe bathroom.

[Saikotic]

Punching out.

[Blue Heeler]

aaaaaaaaaaand headphones off...I fucking hate Elton John

[mascan42]

Once again Opie's musical knowledge fails him. The song on the bus in Almost Famous was Tiny Dancer.

[Awful Me]

It's Tiny Dancer you dumbass.


Vindication!


Once again Opie's musical knowledge fails him. The song on the bus in Almost Famous was Tiny Dancer.


Too slow

[west milly tom]

Elton John into break, what show am I listening to?

[cokelogic]

Thank you for becoming a lazy fuck.

I hate that fucking bell voice more than anything else.It goes without saying, it would be a song that celebrates the annoying catchphrase, not a fun toe tapper.

[Pearce]

Elton John into break, what show am I listening to?

They're getting ready for the switch to OutQ.

[Awful Me]

They're getting ready for the switch to OutQ.

I think you mean OutC....


HI-O!

See what I did there? Huh huh? Made it a C like Cock....get it? get it?

Are you with me people? Is this thing on?

:killme:

[Blue Heeler]

Elton John into break, what show am I listening to?

They are just catering to their demographic...we're all a bunch of queers...cocksucking queers.

[Blue Heeler]

Dull

[west milly tom]

They are just catering to their demographic...we're all a bunch of queers...cocksucking queers.

Goes without saying, I thought it wasn't gay enough.

[west milly tom]

I have to see a pic of this thing.

[Blue Heeler]

I have to see a pic of this thing.

You don't know what a pussy and ass looks like? You ARE gay! :action-sm

[west milly tom]

You don't know what a pussy and ass looks like? You ARE gay! :action-sm

Can't say ever seen a laytex robotic mold of the only important part of a gal.

[west milly tom]

Jimmy's sexy voice is super creepy.

[Blue Heeler]

"We're the best at visual radio" -Opie

[Awful Me]

Fuck "Chris in the Poconos." Throw that fucking thing and intern David into the dumpster.

[west milly tom]

Bobo proceed to fuck that.

[Steam]

We need them to do away with their "Lets have Intern David ____________" crutch.

They have to realize that that guy is fucking worthless.

[Steam]

These 24 bashing idiots need to be corrected. Give them hell, Travis.

[Blue Heeler]

We need them to do away with their "Lets have Intern David ____________" crutch.

They have to realize that that guy is fucking worthless.

Soon...his internship is almost up.

[Awful Me]

Jon Voight is stealing Chrysler LeBarons

[Steam]

Soon...his internship is almost up.

I know, I know. I am just hoping they don't bring him back. He is beyond hacky shtick.

[LilJimmyRbinson]

Anthony is a douche. He'd love 24.

[Steam]

Jon Voight is stealing Chrysler LeBarons

Just driving around in Jon Voight's car

[Steam]

Holy fuck, I'm Listening Thread Cancer.

[west milly tom]

Holy fuck, I'm Thread Cancer.

Fixed.

[Awful Me]

Holy fuck, I'm Listening Thread Cancer.



It's not you. There are 3 grown men discussing how they have never had popeyes chicken.

[weeniewawa]

biscuits are like soaked in butter

mmm mmmm good

[Pearce]

It's not you. There are 3 grown men discussing how they have never had popeyes chicken.

Believe me, it's him. He's got nothing unless they're talking about snow.

[Stig]

We used to have Popeye's in the mall here, but it's been gone for years. That sucks. I really liked them, but KFC is king around these parts.

[Vyce]

Popeye's is some good shit.

And the biscuits are fantastic. Years ago, though, they used to be bigger.

[Steam]

Fixed.

Hurtful

It's not you. There are 3 grown men discussing how they have never had popeyes chicken.

Thank you.

Believe me, it's him. He's got nothing unless they're talking about snow.

Fuck you.

We used to have Popeye's in the mall here, but it's been gone for years. That sucks. I really liked them, but KFC is king around these parts.

We've got one around here but I've never had a desire to go.

[Awful Me]

Fact for the day: Popeyes secret ingredient in the redbeans and rice....sour cream.

[Pearce]

Fuck you.

Y'know, even though I missed the boat on the big celebratory 6000th post thing, I'm glad I used it to hurt you.

[Awful Me]

Subtle Line of the Day - Jimmy: "What does Lady Truck do?"

[blazin]

That lady just called about a Popeyes location near Philly....I pass that place almost daily and its a weird location to be in. I dont know anybody who's ever eaten there

[Steam]

Y'know, even though I missed the boat on the big celebratory 6000th post thing, I'm glad I used it to hurt you.

Don't worry about it. No matter what you did it wouldn't have been worthwhile for the rest of us anyway.

I'm off to work, go screw.

[Awful Me]

Kelly Lynn Daniels likes her pussy stretched like the fan belt on an 83 Corolla.

[Blue Heeler]

Show seems to be having more and more non-Live times...extra commercials, then we have to sit through a Live Read, then more commercials, and now promo music for WoW...

[weeniewawa]

I like Patrice a lot more now since he has been on Alex Jones show

patrice the conspiracy nut

[weeniewawa]

what about the sam and erock best of's in the middle of the show?

[Stig]

Show seems to be having more and more non-Live times...extra commercials, then we have to sit through a Live Read, then more commercials, and now promo music for WoW...

I.F. that in, Mr. Hater.

[Awful Me]

Conspiracy Theory 2: Passport of the Beast! Starring Patrice Oneal.

[weeniewawa]

how bad did she look before?

[Awful Me]

Show seems to be having more and more non-Live times...extra commercials, then we have to sit through a Live Read, then more commercials, and now promo music for WoW...



They have to do those commercials because Opie and Jim have to shit 87 times per show. The best of's recaps and promo music are for "new listeners" and those "just tuning in" they have to keep everyone up to date on whats going on at all times.

You act like they have replays all day where people can listen to what they missed.

Stop being an asshole Blue Hater....


;)

[Stig]

how bad did she look before?

She looked normal before she got shot in the face.

[Stig]

They have to do those commercials because Opie and Jim have to shit 87 times per show. The best of's recaps and promo music are for "new listeners" and those "just tuning in" they have to keep everyone up to date on whats going on at all times.

You act like they have replays all day where people can listen to what they missed.

Stop being an asshole Blue Hater....


;)

What are you? Some kind of comedian? :action-sm

[blazin]

There's before and after pictures in the thread about it.

[Blue Heeler]

I.F. that in, Mr. Hater.



Stop being an asshole Blue Hater....


;)


:rantoff:

[Awful Me]

how bad did she look before?



Happy Birfday sir.

[TheCableNazi]

Oh good, more bullshit from Patrice.

[Awful Me]

Diet Coke has been out since 83. If it was killing people, someone would have fucking noticed by now.

[Stig]

I won't paste the whole article here.
Stupid Patrice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame_controversy

[TheCableNazi]

From the Sherdog.com forums on diet and supplements:

So here's the scoop on Aspartame:

According to the August 2005 issue of Discover Magazine (mind-you, Discover makes no money from either the continued use or halted use of aspartame, thus they have no vested interest or motive to falsify information), research has confirmed that when Aspartame is digested, the methyl-ester bond does indeed break down into methanol (or wood alcohol), which then further degrades into formaldehyde. Both of these substances can be toxic in high doses.

HOWEVER...if you read the WHOLE article it tells you that you'd have to drink 600...let me spell that out for you. S-I-X H-U-N-D-R-E-D cans of diet soda to get as much of either substance as is contained in a single ORANGE.

That's right. Oranges will kill you faster than aspartame will. DAMN! Never trust citrus I tell you.

Bottom-line is Aspartame is the single-most studied and clinically tested sweetener available. And not one study has linked it to any harmful effects. Sugar, now that's another story.

DIET SODA FOR ALL!!

[Blue Heeler]

Splender?

[Stig]

Splender?

Splenda.

[Three Hole Puncher]

The alternative to aspertame is generally high frustose corn syrup... and that shit is PURE POISON.

As an either/or... aspertame has probably saved millions of lives and healthcare dollars... actually, there's no probably about it. Aspertame is a boon to mankind right up there with vaccination and sanitation.

[Blue Heeler]

Facts...careful how you use that word Patrice.

[Stig]

The Wiki article doesn't even mention Rumsfeld until you get to the references at the bottom. His name is in the title of one conspiracy-nut book.

[Blue Heeler]

The alternative to aspertame is generally high frustose corn syrup... and that shit is PURE POISON.

As an either/or... aspertame has probably saved millions of lives and healthcare dollars... actually, there's no probably about it. Aspertame is a boon to mankind right up there with vaccination and sanitation.

Hello horrible avatar person...have you tried Mountain Dew Throwback? Awesome.

[TheCableNazi]

The alternative to aspertame is generally high frustose corn syrup... and that shit is PURE POISON.

As an either/or... aspertame has probably saved millions of lives and healthcare dollars... actually, there's no probably about it. Aspertame is a boon to mankind right up there with vaccination and sanitation.

Absolutely, high fructose corn syrup is what's really killing Americans. As a diabetic, Patrice should know this.

[Blue Heeler]

Patrice doesn't know that HLN is Headline News? oof...

[Rastven]

Patrice and his conspiracy rants make for good radio.

[Blue Heeler]

Patrice and his conspiracy rants make for good radio.

I hope that's sarcasm because Patrice is probably their worst "comedic" guest.

[TheCableNazi]

He's fucking nuts.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Hello horrible avatar person...have you tried Mountain Dew Throwback? Awesome.

I can't do the sugar. Drinking hfcs/cane sugar soda is like drinking maple syrup to me.

I mostly drink flavored seltzer water.

[Kenny/]Club soda does a body good![Kenny]

[Three Hole Puncher]

Absolutely, high fructose corn syrup is what's really killing Americans. As a diabetic, Patrice should know this.

Yeah... but what fun are rational discussions of proper diet and nutrition when you've got wacky conspiracy theories involving Donald Rumsfeld?

Yes, Patrice... it's Rumsfeld who's killing you... not Popeye's and Hershey's.

[Rastven]

I hope that's sarcasm because Patrice is probably their worst "comedic" guest.
It is. I like Patrice the comic but hate Patrice the "intellectual". He's a dunce who thinks he's smart unfortunately.

[Blue Heeler]

It is. I like Patrice the comic but hate Patrice the "intellectual". He's a dunce who thinks he's smart unfortunately.

He does comedy? :action-sm

[TheCableNazi]

I think Patrice is one of the funniest comics around right now, but his conspiracy theory shit makes Bill Burr look like Mr. Sensible.

[English Gent]

*yawn*

[fletcher]

dont know if it was brought up, but the face transplant lady looks like a character from Return of the Jedi

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/piam010/625px-Nien_Nunb.jpg

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

nothing pithy to say this morning.

[Stig]

I think Patrice is one of the funniest comics around right now, but his conspiracy theory shit makes Bill Burr look like Mr. Sensible.
That's CAPTAIN Sensible to you.
http://www.empty.de/Pictures/Captainsensiblefoto.jpg

[TheCableNazi]

That's CAPTAIN Sensible to you.

I'll be damned.

[blevine77]

Anyone have an mp3 of Club Soda Kenny's rap song? Fucking kills me every time they play it.

[Stig]

I'll be damned.

Wot?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The guy they got to play Bones (McCoy) did a really good job with the speech and mannerisms.

[DonTheTrucker]

O hai shitdicks.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

PLEEESE do a Pachino Wolverine

[Blue Heeler]

O hai shitdicks.

Don the Trucker? no no no...Don the Blogger!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Whose ass & pussy is that? Bree's?

[Redding]

buddays!

[Mobo]

PLEEESE do a Pachino Wolverine

Do you think that Bronson would really make a good Wolverine?

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/193310.1010.A.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Whose ass & pussy is that? Bree's?

Not Bree's...they took a collective mold of all the Paltalk whores and averaged it out.

[Blue Heeler]

Thor

[Mobo]

Whose ass & pussy is that? Bree's?

nah...that's just the smell coming from Heeler's posts.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Yo Redding.

For me.... Marvel > DC

[Blue Heeler]

Image > Marvel > DC

[Jimmy's Dignity]

nah...that's just the smell coming from Heeler's posts.

but I like brie..."whaa"

[Falldog]

I'm glad Patrice isn't doing his race rant in the form of DC vs. Marvel

[Blue Heeler]

I'm glad Patrice isn't doing his race rant in the form of DC vs. Marvel

Give him a minute.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary%27s/Pictures/NESGameCovers/Batman%20Returns.jpg

Really?

[Mobo]

Image > Marvel > DC

You just like what what you're doing at the moment....

in terms of staying power and track record: Marvel > DC

[wetandstickyjim]

Yo Redding.

For me.... Marvel > DC

For me Comic readers = 9 year old.

:action-sm

[English Gent]

nothing pithy to say this morning.

....or, indeed, on any morning......

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm glad Patrice isn't doing his race rant in the form of DC vs. Marvel

Give him a minute.

cue black Nick Fury comments

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Do you think that Bronson would really make a good Wolverine?

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/193310.1010.A.jpg

During the first Preditor movie there was a guy that the Preditor killed by seperating him from his own spine...you see it from far away.

That poor fella looked like he could play Wolverine.

[Falldog]

I say DC > Marvel, only because those are the comics I've read. I think they're both fine and it all depends at the writers and artists at any point in time.

[Pearce]

Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't sexy in any way. She's as ugly as her name.

[Mobo]

....or, indeed, on any morning......

fuck you, pal.....and good morning.

During the first Preditor movie there was a guy that the Preditor killed by seperating him from his own spine...you see it from far away.

That poor fella looked like he could play Wolverine.

I think Pachino should have played the Preditor.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

For me Comic readers = 9 year old.

:action-sm

Haha...last time I bought a comic was prabably during the 1st Regan administration.

But if they can attract some 9 year old...I'm down.:icon_wink

[Blue Heeler]

You just like what what you're doing at the moment....

in terms of staying power and track record: Marvel > DC

The Boys, Spawn and The Walking Dead...better than anything Marvel has ever done. :fight6:

[DonTheTrucker]

"I would have smashed her body into a diamond" cracked me the fuck up.

[Mobo]

The best female in a comic book movie is Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!!!

About to get ready for work. WOOOOOOT!

[Mobo]

The Boys, Spawn and The Walking Dead...better than anything Marvel has ever done. :fight6:

really? REALLY? I can't believe you're passing this sort of misinformation on to your child.

[TheCableNazi]

Dolph Lundgren Punisher was godawful.

[Stig]

Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't sexy in any way. She's as ugly as her name.

I like her, but the movie Secretary kind of colors my perception of her.
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/3987/36_2007/Fifi_468x468.jpg

The best female in a comic book movie is Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.

Fucking LOVE those movies.

[Mobo]

Mornin' PESTS!!!

About to get ready for work. WOOOOOOT!

http://media.wktv.com/images/stock_salute.jpg

[Pearce]

Greg Giraldo! This fucker is so funny but he's on once a year. Stop with the drugs already.

[The Sarge]

http://media.wktv.com/images/stock_salute.jpg

Back at ya, Mobo.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahah, "But at least we hung up on Kev..."

love hearing good production

[Blue Heeler]

really? REALLY? I can't believe you're passing this sort of misinformation on to your child.

Poor kid's also growing up in a pro-PS3 house.

[Stig]

Poor kid's also growing up in a pro-PS3 house.

I wonder if they'll come up with a good use for the Sixaxxis controller in his lifetime.

[Mobo]

hahah, "But at least we hung up on Kev..."

love hearing good production

It's like finding an indian arrowhead.

[Awful Me]

let him gtfo

[DonTheTrucker]

Greg Giraldo! This fucker is so funny but he's on once a year. Stop with the drugs already.

Would you say that if Opie tells him to keep doing drugs?

[Redding]

I like the O&A backstage bit

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I like her, but the movie Secretary (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/) kind of colors my perception of her.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/3987/36_2007/Fifi_468x468.jpg

that movie really does rule

Preview (http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2232746777/)
A young woman, recently released from a mental hospital, gets a job as a secretary to a demanding lawyer, where their employer-employee relationship turns into a sexual, sadomasochistic one.

[Blue Heeler]

I wonder if they'll come up with a good use for the Sixaxxis controller in his lifetime.

Several games have found a good use for it...Uncharted being one of them.

[Pearce]

Would you say that if Opie tells him to keep doing drugs?

"You know what I was saying earlier? Nonsense. You're not funny without the booze, Greg."

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The Sheik's "Exactly" & "Amen" is never not funny.

[weeniewawa]

Happy Birfday sir.
thank you sir

I feel so much older than yesterday

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hehe, didn't take long for a Joba's mom Meth joke to be an R&F promo

[The Sarge]

The Sheik's "Exactly" & "Amen" is never not funny.
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/4256/artsheik.jpg (http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=artsheik.jpg)
EXACTLY!

[Stig]

thank you sir

I feel so much older than yesterday

I feel so much older than all of you.


Shit. I did it to myself. :icon_conf

[Blue Heeler]

I feel so much older than all of you.


Shit. I did it to myself. :icon_conf

oh literal, unfunny Stig

[Blue Heeler]

Finally they get a comedian in the stuido today.

[The Sarge]

Finally they get a comedian in the stuido today.
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/4256/artsheik.jpg (http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=artsheik.jpg)
EXACTLY!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

WeenieWawa, they playing this bit for you?

well...at least the happy birthday part :icon_redf

[English Gent]

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/3987/36_2007/Fifi_468x468.jpg

She is the very definition of the term BOBFOC.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

She is the very definition of the term BOBFOC.

Uhh...so what does BOBFOC stand for? "whaa"

[Stig]

Nope, Greg; Illegals aren't taking the prime jobs. They're taking the prime entitlements.

[Stig]

She is the very definition of the term BOBFOC.

Is that like what we call a "Butterface?"

[Blue Heeler]

Patrice has been killing all day? WHEN OPIE WHEN?! During the commercial breaks? WHEN?!

[Stig]

Uhh...so what does BOBFOC stand for? "whaa"

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Thanks, Google.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, swatting at robots!

[Blue Heeler]

She is the very definition of the term BOBFOC.

Bend over backwards, fuck over counter?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Thanks, Google.

that....is quite wordy. But reasonably accurate

[Blue Heeler]

Jay Bore once again stepping all over someone else's appearance. Get off the phone you hack!

[Stig]

that....is quite wordy. But reasonably accurate

Lok...English Gent? WORDY? :icon_eek:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, "Okay, how about hallucinogenics?"

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z80/nixsos/lolcat-funny-picture-found-pills-at.jpg

Hey, it's Geraldo-cat!

[Blue Heeler]

Careful Jay, NyQuil has Aspertame in it....

[Stig]

hahaha, "Okay, how about hallucinogenics?"

Hey, it's Geraldo-cat!

Black hole sun, won't you come...

[weeniewawa]

maybe thats why Stanhope lives in Bisbee and doesn't get out mush

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahah, Sputtering out Bobby is a great bit

[Stig]

maybe thats why Stanhope lives in Bisbee and doesn't get out mush

He should get the mush out. Everyone loves the mush.

[weeniewawa]

maybe thats why Stanhope lives in Bisbee and doesn't get out much

[Mobo]

He should get the mush out. Everyone loves the mush.

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/z/x/O/surfsuppubj.jpg

GETCHA MUSH OOOUUUUUUUT!!!!!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, JJ's going to be Giraldo's sponsor in order to get him down for impersonations. BRILLIANT!

[Pearce]

He should get the mush out.

Excellent Extreme song.

[weeniewawa]

like my mush mouth

typing in the dark without my powerbooks back lit keyboard

[Stig]

Excellent Extreme song.

I think George Burns did it best.

LIBDIB!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I loved those Friday shows where they had the shot girls. Drunk afternoon Ant ruled...best impersonations ever

[Redding]

ahh remember the Jager machine when they moved to xm....and the wonderful radio that we arent allowed to talk about.

[Pearce]

I loved those Friday shows where they had the shot girls. Drunk afternoon Ant ruled...best impersonations ever

I wish I could remember the date, sometime in 2002, Opie almost killed Ant having him go off on different impressions. He was commenting how Ant was literally dripping sweat by the end of it. One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is anyone's online feed cutting out? Mine's having the occasional 1/2 second pause...not like buffering, but almost like there's a loose connection

[Redding]

OOO Bucks county...im from there

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I wish I could remember the date, sometime in 2002, Opie almost killed Ant having him go off on different impressions. He was commenting how Ant was literally dripping sweat by the end of it. One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

They actually just replayed that a week or so ago. Chuck Heston, Ronnie, Brokenjaw, & even Dice. It was when Heston got diagnosed with Alzheimer's

[Mobo]

Is anyone's online feed cutting out? Mine's having the occasional 1/2 second pause...not like buffering, but almost like there's a loose connection

Mine's gone out completely.....fuckin' Sirius skinflints....

[Stig]

They actually just replayed that a week or so ago. Chuck Heston, Ronnie, Brokenjaw, & even Dice. It was when Heston got diagnosed with Alzheimer's

That was fucking hysterical.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Your intelligence level as a comic is as high as a psychotherapist? Ummm.....no.

supporting cases: Vos, Richard; Kelly, Robert.

[DonTheTrucker]

Am I the only one that thinks these 12 step programs are cults?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Patrice: So why don't you have a problem?
Jim: Well...
Ant: Mmmrmph...

[Stig]

Am I the only one that thinks these 12 step programs are cults?

Yes. The ones that are totally dependent on God.
I'm an athiest. Does that mean that if my drinking gets out of control, I'm fucked?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I cannot drink club soda...do not enjoy it's taste

[Pearce]

Yes. The ones that are totally dependent on God.
I'm an athiest. Does that mean that if my drinking gets out of control, I'm fucked?

If you're an atheist, aren't you fucked anyway? Drink up!

[DonTheTrucker]

Yes. The ones that are totally dependent on God.
I'm an athiest. Does that mean that if my drinking gets out of control, I'm fucked?

I'm not even talking about that. But the idea that going to some meeting is vital to recovery, and if you miss the meeting you're gonna use drugs is a major sign of a cult.

[Stig]

If you're an atheist, aren't you fucked anyway? Drink up!

Well, my Sunday mornings are free...

[Stig]

I'm not even talking about that. But the idea that going to some meeting is vital to recovery, and if you miss the meeting you're gonna use drugs is a major sign of a cult.

They seem to just trade one addiction for another - coffee, cigarettes and meetings.
Maybe that's the only way to do it. I don't know.

[Pearce]

I'm not even talking about that. But the idea that going to some meeting is vital to recovery, and if you miss the meeting you're gonna use drugs is a major sign of a cult.

Do they say that you're gonna use drugs if you don't go? The ones they portray in movies are usually hippie-ish "whatever works for you" places.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

haha, my buddy Spence has passed out on the toilet while taking a shit at least 3 separate times

[Stig]

Opie: I already tried a nothing question, then the crutch of the day!

He just can't wait to leave, can he?

[Stig]

Ant (the comic) is becoming the gay Ryan Seacr... OK, let me rephrase that...

[cokelogic]

I fucking love hearing about addiction.

[Stig]

I fucking love hearing about addiction.

I love beer.

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgiU1RReetA

[cokelogic]

I love beer.http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/eface.jpg

[Stig]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/eface.jpg

Hey! I got an E-Rock?

is that good?

[weeniewawa]

OK I have to leave the beautiful Abilene Tx and go to Muleshoe Tx

good day

[cokelogic]

Stig, you are awarded the highest honor, under the assumption you are clever enough to offer up an addiction for my interest (which is hilarious). Not just say I love beer like, I love addictions, I love lamp.

[cokelogic]

Hey! I got an E-Rock?

is that good?It's the best. It's worth 10 Stars or 2 Unicorns.

[Stig]

It's the best. It's worth 10 Stars or 2 Unicorns.

Shit. That's like getting your face on money!

[Stig]

OK I have to leave the beautiful Abilene Tx and go to Muleshoe Tx

good day

Have fun, WWW.

[cokelogic]

Shit. That's like getting your face on money!It worked for Ben Franklyn. He must have been hilarious. And he liked hookers, that's a fact.

[Stig]

CAD people: Do you hate spline leaders as much as I do?

[Stig]

It worked for Ben Franklyn. He must have been hilarious. And he liked hookers, that's a fact.

He invented hookers.

He's my favorite of the Founding Baby-Daddies.

[Blue Heeler]

CAD people: Do you hate spline leaders as much as I do?

I hate spline-less leaders like Obama. :icon_cool

[Stig]

I hate spline-less leaders like Obama. :icon_cool

Ouch.

[Stig]

Back for the Re-Kay.

I wish there was some way for us to let those pussies in Coldplay know that we haven't let that embarrassingly awful joke of theirs go away.

[DonTheTrucker]

Back for the Re-Kay.

I wish there was some way for us to let those pussies in Coldplay know that we haven't let that embarrassingly awful joke of theirs go away.

I know of one way. Think Mark David Chapman.

[LiddyRules]

Of the illegal set, Miranda Cosgrove FTW. Better than Selena Gomez or Devi Lavato.

[LiddyRules]

I know of one way. Think Mark David Chapman. Cold Kay says hello!

[DocSavage]

howdy kids.

[Wilmington WOW]

ricky and cold kay

5DlvxYmBHYo

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Repost

Good Morning...

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2009-05/46731185.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Meg_Griffin.png

[Wilmington WOW]

http://cindratee.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/jowls.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

first I'd like to butter your muffin

http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/images/uploads1/chet2.jpg

[Stig]

I'm taking the high road and giving this woman a pass. I think I've found my limit.

[Wilmington WOW]

I love that she colored her hair
because gray hair is her biggest problem

http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/Face-Transplant_Corm-751956.jpg

[CousinDave]

I think its rained more in the last 2 months than it has in the last 20 years

[Wilmington WOW]

american pie?

[Wilmington WOW]

ah, opie they sang along to "tiny dancer" in Almost Famous

[Wilmington WOW]

jimmy I thought you hate the term "one man show"?

[Flowizm]

http://d.yimg.com/ca.yimg.com/p/090506/reuters/btre5451ab200btre5451ab200i41628960.jpg http://www.themindrobber.co.uk/sontarans/sontaran-field-major-styre.jpg
The Sontarans from Doctor Who;
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Sontaran.jpg