Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 05/07/09 - Pink Sock Your Sister Thursday

[Saikotic]

:fight6:

Let the thread begin!

[WOWmagnet]

Where's the hottness...?

[west milly tom]

Morning you ab loving fags.

[Saikotic]

Where's the hottness...?

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z287/kimica42/kristen_stewart.jpg


I haven't seen anything she's been in...

but I wanna be in her HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

[Saikotic]

Something for Pearce to fap to:

http://www.celebpulp.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/kristen-stewart-smoking1.jpg

[Saikotic]

Slow day...

[Blue Heeler]

I vote See...Psy...Saikotic's thread titles to be the worst ever.

[Saikotic]

I vote See...Psy...Saikotic's thread titles to be the worst ever.

Where are you at 5 in the morning? I hope someone jabs a blowgun in your cock and shoves a hundred peas into the open end.

[Saikotic]

I don't think Opie's reading IF anymore. It's Danny.

[Awful Me]

Morning Buddays

[Pearce]

I like the Blazing Saddles ending. Only saw it a few months ago, one of the funniest movies ever.

[Blue Heeler]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Blazing Saddles has one of the best endings ever!

[Blue Heeler]

I like the Blazing Saddles ending. Only saw it a few months ago, one of the funniest movies ever.

For once, I envy you. ;)

What other awesome movies have you not seen yet?

[Blue Heeler]

Where are you at 5 in the morning? I hope someone jabs a blowgun in your cock and shoves a hundred peas into the open end.

I don't acknowledge your timezone...it's either EST or die.

[Awful Me]

Opie should feel guilty about most shows not just yesterdays....especially on payday.

wokka wokka

[Saikotic]

Love me some blazing saddles. They missed the line about hissing air from Dom.

Also, Sin City 2 seems to be a go for filming next year

[Saikotic]

I don't acknowledge your timezone...it's either EST or die.

I AM est you fool

[Awful Me]

I don't acknowledge your timezone...it's either EST or die.



wtf. I thought southerners stuck together.

[Pearce]

For once, I envy you. ;)

What other awesome movies have you not seen yet?

American Psycho
Apocalypse Now
Bad Lieutenant
Ed Wood
Platoon
A Clockwork Orange
Schindler's List
The Deer Hunter
Cape Fear
A Bronx Tale
Eastern Promises
Barry Lyndon
Shadow Of The Vampire
The Warriors
The Hurricane

[Saikotic]

FUCK FUCK FUCK. Mininova is now filtering out torrents that point to copyright infringing films.

[Blue Heeler]

I AM est you fool

Then why ask me where I am at 5 in the morning at 6:29am? You dolt!

wtf. I thought southerners stuck together.

Collateral damage.

[Saikotic]

wtf. I thought southerners stuck together.

Southerner? Die a maggot-chewed death. I live in NE Ohio.

[Awful Me]

FUCK FUCK FUCK. Mininova is now filtering out torrents that point to copyright infringing films.

what the fuck! since when?

it was also handing out viruses like hotcakes about 2 weeks ago.

[Blue Heeler]

FUCK FUCK FUCK. Mininova is now filtering out torrents that point to copyright infringing films.

What? What's Mininova and how is this bad news for you?

[Saikotic]

Then why ask me where I am at 5 in the morning at 6:29am? You dolt!

New threads are typically started one hour before the start of the show, hence FIVE AM. You're at the fucking apex of the bell curve.

[Awful Me]

Southerner? Die a maggot-chewed death. I live in NE Ohio.



I was talking to Mr. Heeler.



and for the record, i would rather die a maggot chewed death then even drive through Ohio.


:action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

Southerner? Die a maggot-chewed death. I live in NE Ohio.

Not YOU!!!

[Saikotic]

what the fuck! since when?

it was also handing out viruses like hotcakes about 2 weeks ago.

"Just a few days before their court appearance, Mininova, the largest BitTorrent site on the Internet, has started to filter content. The site is using a third party content recognition system that will detect and remove torrent files that link to copyright infringing files."

[Saikotic]

I was talking to Mr. Heeler.



and for the record, i would rather die a maggot chewed death then even drive through Ohio.

Not YOU!!!


Touche.

[Blue Heeler]

American Psycho
Apocalypse Now
Bad Lieutenant
Ed Wood
Platoon
A Clockwork Orange
Schindler's List
The Deer Hunter
Cape Fear
A Bronx Tale
Eastern Promises
Barry Lyndon
Shadow Of The Vampire
The Warriors
The Hurricane

The Warriors is one of my all-time favorites. After you see it, you're going to put empty beer bottles on your fingers and clink them together.

[Blue Heeler]

"Just a few days before their court appearance, Mininova, the largest BitTorrent site on the Internet, has started to filter content. The site is using a third party content recognition system that will detect and remove torrent files that link to copyright infringing files."

Isn't that ALL torrent files?

[Blue Heeler]

I didn't like Rushmore, found it really boring.

[Saikotic]

Isn't that ALL torrent files?

:cry3: All the ones that I care about...

[Blue Heeler]

:cry3: All the ones that I care about...

Sorry 'bout your files dude...

[Awful Me]

I didn't like Rushmore, found it really boring.

I walked out of that movie 20 minutes in.

[Awful Me]

"Just a few days before their court appearance, Mininova, the largest BitTorrent site on the Internet, has started to filter content. The site is using a third party content recognition system that will detect and remove torrent files that link to copyright infringing files."



I don't think the filter is working to well....i'm not saying i'm downloading anything, i'm just saying....

[Blue Heeler]

I walked out of that movie 20 minutes in.

I think that was me with Time Bandits...I need to watch that movie again to see if it was because I was too young "to get it".

[Steam]

The Warriors is one of my all-time favorites. After you see it, you're going to put empty beer bottles on your fingers and clink them together.

I found it to be quite overrated upon rewatching.

I didn't like Rushmore, found it really boring.

I liked it in the beginning but the ending kinda dragged.

[Awful Me]

Fuck Opie. I started shaving my head in 94.

I did it then because it was cool. I do it now because I have these little crop circles coming in up front and a skin yarmulke in the back. :(

[Awful Me]

Fuck Helmets. That's how we identified the kids to beat up

[DonTheTrucker]

O hai.

[Awful Me]

O hai.

O hi don.

[Awful Me]

I hope Serra wrecks Hughes.

[Pearce]

I hope Serra wrecks Hughes.

What did Opie ever do to you?

[DonTheTrucker]

I think that was me with Time Bandits...I need to watch that movie again to see if it was because I was too young "to get it".

Time Bandits doesn't hold up.

[Awful Me]

What did Opie ever do to you?



Not that hugh...o, i see what you are doing there.

[Awful Me]

Anthony drinking in the basement is responsible.

[Blue Heeler]

If I drink a beer while I'm out, it's usually with dinner and I only get 1...then I go to tea or water.

[Blue Heeler]

Let's just admit it...Mogulus is just Paltalk 2.

[JoeyDVDZ]

The chatters on mogulus suck ass. Total douchebags. (And I thought the people here were bad! :))

[Awful Me]

If I drink a beer while I'm out, it's usually with dinner and I only get 1...then I go to tea or water.



If I go out to dinner, I will get a glass of whiskey (usually crown on ice) before the meal, and I'm good.

[Steam]

Anybody who loves Intern David should be ball punched.

[Steam]

If I drink a beer while I'm out, it's usually with dinner and I only get 1...then I go to tea or water.

So you go with tea or water when you are ready to take copious amounts of semen in your ass?

[DonTheTrucker]

Love that Ant is finding out that the fans are unfunny assholes.

[Blue Heeler]

The only reason there's a black man in the White House is because he's black. He was voted in on skin color and white guilt.

[Blue Heeler]

If I go out to dinner, I will get a glass of whiskey (usually crown on ice) before the meal, and I'm good.

Yeah, I like to have a nice calming drink before dinner.

So you go with tea or water when you are ready to take copious amounts of semen in your ass?

Hot...wait, what?

[Ballbuster1]

Let's just admit it...Mogulus is just Paltalk 2.
Of course it is and it's free so it attracts even more douche bags.

Morning all.

[DonTheTrucker]

The only reason there's a black man in the White House is because he's black. He was voted in on skin color and white guilt.

That's certainly a major reason, but not the only reason.

[Awful Me]

I hope Colin puts it out on DVD

[Falldog]

God Colin's website is fucking awful.

[Steam]

Love that Ant is finding out that the fans are unfunny assholes.

Yeah, but the idiots are going to thrive on him saying they are the most vicious of any message board and chat room. They probably think that means that they are "doing their job".

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah, but the idiots are going to thrive on him saying they are the most vicious of any message board and chat room. They probably think that means that they are "doing their job".

They'll eventually run him off. Hopefully I can get his equipment cheap for my show.

[Awful Me]

lol. unless ant is drinking or broadcasting he can't be around opie....

blind cc copy past speculum

[Heather Height]

Good Morning everybody. Goin on two months without a day off. I'm going to assault someone with a replica of John Holmes cock!

[JoeyDVDZ]

I was accused of slapping my wackbag badge on my chest, because I asked in the chat if any other wackbaggers were in attendence. I sorta assumed that a certain amount of cross-platform listenership would exist. Those compound fuckos can eat dicks.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good Morning everybody. Goin on two months without a day off. I'm going to assault someone with a replica of John Holmes cock!

Who is the lucky boy, I mean that's horrible.

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Danny's life is like the kid in "The Toy".

[Awful Me]

Good Morning everybody. Goin on two months without a day off. I'm going to assault someone with a replica of John Holmes cock!


Are you going to wield it Michael Myers in Halloween Style or Bree Olson in Strap-On Divas style?

[Stig]

Good Morning everybody. Goin on two months without a day off. I'm going to assault someone with a replica of John Holmes cock!

Hot.

[Heather Height]

Yeah, but the idiots are going to thrive on him saying they are the most vicious of any message board and chat room. They probably think that means that they are "doing their job".

All chat rooms are vicious, Ant never paid such close attention to one before. Our chat room acts like a pack of rabid dogs....that type.

[Stig]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Danny's life is like the kid in "The Toy".

And Ant's is like Tom Hanks in Big.


Or, as Bob Kelly said: "Anthony's life is an Adam Sandler movie."

[DonTheTrucker]

Opie is a millionaire and his family is sharing hotel rooms in Gainesville. I love it.

[Heather Height]

Are you going to wield it Michael Myers in Halloween Style or Bree Olson in Strap-On Divas style?

I will wield it like a baseball bat.

[Awful Me]

And Ant's is like Tom Hanks in Big.


Or, as Bob Kelly said: "Anthony's life is an Adam Sandler movie."



except Ant is funny.

[Awful Me]

Opie is a millionaire and his family is sharing hotel rooms in Gainesville. I love it.

Opie is a millionaire....his family is not.

[DonTheTrucker]

Opie is a millionaire....his family is not.

That's what I love.

[Awful Me]

Who fucking cares if some unfunny soon to be unemployed douchebag intern doesn't like a tuna fish?

[Stig]

Who fucking cares if some unfunny soon to be unemployed douchebag intern doesn't like a tuna fish?

Opie!
I can't wait until that little fuck is unavailable.

[Dark Reyule]

Why does Sam get so much air-time? Everytime he comes on I just want to change the channel until he's done. ESD on R&F and Sam are the two worst personalities on 202.

[Blue Heeler]

G'morning everahbawdah.

Danny's life is like the kid in "The Toy".

Hello...I bought Preacher #1: Gone to Texas last night.

[Awful Me]

Why does Sam get so much air-time? Everytime he comes on I just want to change the channel until he's done. ESD on R&F and Sam are the two worst personalities on 202.

what? Apparently you have never heard David, Bobo, Twitchells, etc, etc....

[Dark Reyule]

Ewa Sonnet is on busty.pl, she's been around for years.

[Stig]

Ewa Sonnet
http://ajo.pl/tapety/tapety/1226915809Ewa_Sonnet_830200451053PM577%5B1%5D.jpg

[Mobo]

Hello...I bought Preacher #1: Gone to Texas last night.

Awesome...let me know how quickly you finish it....

[Dark Reyule]

what? Apparently you have never heard David, Bobo, Twitchells, etc, etc....



Yes, I have, and he is worse.

[Stig]

http://www.streemo.pl/Image/1546_m.jpg

[Awful Me]

Mr. Heeler you would be proud of me....

Today is my eat whatever the fuck I want day, and for lunch I will be having the "Southern Pride" burger from a local place called Times Grill.

the "Southern Pride" is a a half pound burger done chicken fried steak style.

It's fucking phenomenal.

[Stig]

Yes, I have, and he is worse.

Sam is one of the few peripheral characters I actually like.

[Stig]

Mr. Heeler you would be proud of me....

Today is my eat whatever the fuck I want day, and for lunch I will be having the "Southern Pride" burger from a local place called Times Grill.

the "Southern Pride" is a a half pound burger done chicken fried steak style.

It's fucking phenomenal.

I think I just came in my pants.

Cummed?


Went?

[Dark Reyule]

Ewa is not 18 by far, she's at least in her mid-to-late 20's

[Bobobie]

Not bad, nothing special. She's like Linda Carters slightly less hot daughter.

[Stig]

Steve-o sounds like he should be singing Rod Stewart songs and talking about his golden buns.

[Blue Heeler]

Awesome...let me know how quickly you finish it....

It's not first on my reading list...just got a shipment from Heavy Ink, time to catch up on Walking Dead and The Boys.

[Awful Me]

babies die of cancer, but somehow steve-o lives. That should be enough to put an end to religion

[Blue Heeler]

Mr. Heeler you would be proud of me....

Today is my eat whatever the fuck I want day, and for lunch I will be having the "Southern Pride" burger from a local place called Times Grill.

the "Southern Pride" is a a half pound burger done chicken fried steak style.

It's fucking phenomenal.

Proud? I wish everyone in this thread would eat those daily, then I could finally have this place to myself.

[Stig]

babies die of cancer, but somehow steve-o lives. That should be enough to put an end to religion

Remember when Jesus did that stunt where he let some dudes nail him to a board? That was RAD!

[Awful Me]

Remember when Jesus did that stunt where he let some dudes nail him to a board? That was RAD!



No. Rad was Rad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091817/

[Blue Heeler]

No. Rad was Rad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091817/

I remember seeing that movie, but can't remember anything about it.

[Awful Me]

I remember seeing that movie, but can't remember anything about it.

All you need to know, is that it was Rad.

[Blue Heeler]

I hate it when Opie reminds us that we're missing a comedian being funny while we listen to commercials.

Though, it's Florentine...not a fan.

[Blue Heeler]

ok, time to go meet my manager's new boss...should be fun (no, not getting laid off)

[Stig]

ok, time to go meet my manager's new boss...should be fun (no, not getting laid off)

Maybe you are.

Good luck, Bro. :action-sm

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I call shenanigans....

She'd be sick from TS


"And then my friend in the closet with the camera threw up, and then I threw up...."

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning...

KFC story.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gSnYZy4hFpsCCogAivtSYxfC90-wD9814NA80

The KFC Grilled isn't that good...you taste more carboned skin than spices.

[Wilmington WOW]

hey baggers

[Stig]

If the place is out of chicken, do people really think they can argue their way into some chicken?

[DonTheTrucker]

Gotta love the entitlement mentality.

[Phi Mu Alpha]

I wonder how long until they play "Fry That Chicken".

[Stig]

hey baggers

ANTI-AMERICAN LIBERAL FAGGOT!




:action-sm

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I wonder how long until they play "Fry That Chicken".
Best


Song


Ever

[Stig]

I'm sure these "Customers" feel duped a lot.

[DonTheTrucker]

I call shenanigans....

She'd be sick from TS


"And then my friend in the closet with the camera threw up, and then I threw up...."

Try "dead from TS".

[VilleDick]

Glad to say I got my free chicken

Morning

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Gotta love the entitlement mentality.
Yeah....

I realize that the "I want my chicken" story is very minor......but

seriously, how DID we get here. Where people are of the opinion that they have somehow been wronged by a chicken joint running a special and then running out. They sold what they had and then they're done....what's the controversy?

I just don't get it man...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I wonder how long until they play "Fry That Chicken".
ding ding ding

[VilleDick]

Gotta love the entitlement mentality.

Obama Presdent naaaahhhhhhhh

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm sure these "Customers" feel duped a lot.

The kfc in my (white) neighborhood was filled with them. Scary.

[VilleDick]

Miss Hoffman

[Wilmington WOW]

The kfc in my (white) neighborhood was filled with them. Scary.

Kirkwood Hwy?
Come on, we know that's the poor man's Concord Pike :icon_mrgr

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[Stig]

Oh yeah...I just swiped that dancing video.

[TankRizzo]

good evening.....











http://mywebpages.comcast.net/tankrizz0/KFCenuybg4lgj5omn8nkoo2.gif

[DonTheTrucker]

Kirkwood Hwy?
Come on, we know that's the poor man's Concord Pike :icon_mrgr

At least its not New Castle.

[Stig]

Morning all.

Fry that chicken, sir.

[cokelogic]

After you get your chicken, you can go to Oprah.com/grapesoda

[Awful Me]

Describing things as "Cajun" means they put Tony Chachere's on it.

Make your own "cajun" food:

http://www.cajunspice.com/

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The kfc in my (white) neighborhood was filled with them. Scary.

Those lousy common denominators.
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/65/20/22132065.jpg

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!!!

Stig, Coke, Don :action-sm

[Mobo]

Fry that chicken, sir.

ya hear me?

[Wilmington WOW]

Morning all.

Hey, it's the fatty food IF king :action-sm

[The Sarge]

ya hear me?

Mornin' Mobo!

[Mobo]

Mornin' Mobo!

Greetings, sir!

[Stig]

After you get your chicken, you can go to Oprah.com/grapesoda

On today's show, she's giving away Newports.

[The Sarge]

On today's show, she's giving away Newports.

Yo, B......I love da Newpo'ts

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Was that fucking Roland?

[cokelogic]

On today's show, she's giving away Newports.That's the official cigarette of the president of the United States. :icon_eek:

[Stig]

A "longer than usual" wait at KFC would be unbearable. On a good day it takes a fucking half hour to get your food.

[Stig]

That's the official cigarette of the president of the United States. :icon_eek:

She may be a supporter of the god-king.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

A "longer than usual" wait at KFC would be unbearable. On a good day it takes a fucking half hour to get your food.

wow...Manch-vegas is a lot darker than I thought...

[Blue Heeler]

Maybe you are.

Good luck, Bro. :action-sm

Bad news...I'm back.

[DonTheTrucker]

Mornin' PESTS!!!

Stig, Coke, Don :action-sm

Hooah, Sarge.

[Stig]

They're gonna let Victor the Pilot go without doing the Vector/Victor gag?

[Stig]

Bad news...I'm back.

Better than ever?

[Stig]

wow...Manch-vegas is a lot darker than I thought...

Darker every day.

[cokelogic]

Imagine if you never heard that story.

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, world.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, ping pong!

[Blue Heeler]

That was a greeeeeeaaaaaat story...

[VilleDick]

Haha, love the "Down goes Frasier" clip

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Good morning, world.
You forgot to end your line with a ;

[DonTheTrucker]

They're gonna let Victor the Pilot go without doing the Vector/Victor gag?

Roger Roger.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Miss "Dillon!!"

[Stig]

Imagine if you never heard that story.

I'm trying.

Good morning, world.

G'day, mate.

[Blue Heeler]

Good morning, world.

Hey, like welcome back and stuff...we missed you terribly.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahha, Hairy Bush Favorites! :clap: :clap: :clap:

next GTA must have a disco channel and Kenny needs to be the DJ

[Mobo]

Good morning, world.

Good morning, sir.

[cokelogic]

Good morning, world.
Are you at the destination or is this all part of the journey?

You better have seen LOST last night, it was fucking tits.

[cokelogic]

G'ay, mate.
fixed.

[crippledalbino]

You forgot to end your line with a ;
Also forgot to give a shit about your opinion about my punctuation.

G'day, mate.
Oi. Come for a walkabout, ya wallaby.
Hey, like welcome back and stuff...we missed you terribly.

Oh yeah, I can tell. I barely made it on to my flight yesterday in Northern KY or I was going to be banging on your door and begging for moonshine.

[Stig]

Are you at the destination or is this all part of the journey?

You better have seen LOST last night, it was fucking tits.

Who doesn't love tit-fucking?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/425761769_d939b34abf.jpg?v=0

[Mobo]

Are you at the destination or is this all part of the journey?

You better have seen LOST last night, it was fucking tits.

I've started watching 'The Unusuals', so now I watch the last four minutes of Lost!

[Stig]

Oi. Come for a walkabout, ya wallaby.



Shrimp on the barbie.

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, sir.
Peace to Mobester and all his followers.
Are you at the destination or is this all part of the journey?

You better have seen LOST last night, it was fucking tits.

At the (temporary) end but I may have to go back out next week for a 2nd interview. And I got back too late last night to see Lost, and never got around to watching last week a second time, so I've got a mini-marathon in front of me.

[crippledalbino]

Who doesn't love tit-fucking?


Christina Applegate.

[Mobo]

Christina Applegate.

Not true.....her tits are fucked.

[cokelogic]

I've started watching 'The Unusuals', so now I watch the last four minutes of Lost!That's progress. Most people don't watch any LOST at all. Keep up the good work.

[Mobo]

That's progress. Most people don't watch any LOST at all. Keep up the good work.

I laugh at it.

[Blue Heeler]

Protect Mac users? Fuck them and their cult!

[crippledalbino]

Not true.....her tits are fucked.

Maybe if some bum was crawling around in the dumpster behind the hospital, but I'm not gonna make that assumption unless I'M the one in the dumpster.

[VilleDick]

Protect Mac users? Fuck them and their cult!

Yeah maaaaaaaaaaaan!

Linux FTW

[Stig]

Peace to Mobester and all his followers.



By which he means "Mobester."

[The Sarge]

Not true.....her tits are fucked.

:clap:

[Blue Heeler]

Oh yeah, I can tell. I barely made it on to my flight yesterday in Northern KY or I was going to be banging on your door and begging for moonshine.

You wake the baby, you change the diaper...them's the rules.

[Mobo]

Linux FTW

I always prefered Schroder.

[crippledalbino]

By which he means "Mobester."

And his creditors.

[Blue Heeler]

Yeah maaaaaaaaaaaan!

Linux FTW

Fuck Linux users, both of them!

[Mobo]

By which he means "Mobester."

Have you heard the good word about Mobester?

[CousinDave]

Protect Mac users? Fuck them and their cult!


tell yourself what you need to

[crippledalbino]

You wake the baby, you change the diaper...them's the rules.
Oh, so let me get this straight, a stranger knocks on your door and your instinct is to offer them access to your child's genitals?
I always prefered Schroder.

Well played, sir.

[Blue Heeler]

Dull!

[Stig]

Have you heard the good word about Mobester?

Is "Bird" the word?

[The Sarge]

Later, gents.

Goin' to work.

God Speed.

[Blue Heeler]

Oh, so let me get this straight, a stranger knocks on your door and your instinct is to offer them access to your child's genitals?

Good point, I forgot to charge you.

[Redding]

buddays

[cokelogic]

Nice. According to this pop up window, there are available women in my zip code. How nice, I can find true love without the commute.

[VilleDick]

I always prefered Schroder.

Boo

Fuck Linux users, both of them!

Ok

[crippledalbino]

Dull!

Best. Autobiographical post. Ever.

[Mobo]

Is "Bird" the word?

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

[crippledalbino]

Nice. According to this pop up window, there are available women in my zip code. How nice, I can find true love without the commute.

You sure you're not on the sex offender registry site?

[Stig]

Nice. According to this pop up window, there are available women in my zip code. How nice, I can find true love without the commute.

But you still have to pay cash.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

You weren't with Star Jones but you where with Quivers...same thing.

[Blue Heeler]

But you still have to pay cash.

And then get tested for teh AIDS.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Florentine with Jenna Fischer? That's cool

[Blue Heeler]

Best. Autobiographical post. Ever.

Don't attack me, you're just mad your pathetic life didn't end in a fiery plane crash.

[Stig]

They're gonna blow an MMA guy. Good time to go poopie.

[crippledalbino]

Don't attack me, you're just mad your pathetic life didn't end in a fiery plane crash.

I thought about it last night on the plane, actually. Seriously, we hit an air pocket coming into the KY airport and I seriously thought "as we fall to our deaths, I'm going to be the one calmly reading the Airline magazine."

[cokelogic]

They're gonna blow an MMA guy. Good time to go poopie.x2

[VilleDick]

Punching out, UFC is boring, and listening to them is worse. See ya buddies

[Blue Heeler]

FRY THAT CHICKEN FRY THAT CHICKEN! Finger lickin'

[crippledalbino]

Punching out, UFC is boring, and listening to them is worse. See ya buddies

Later, Ville. Good to see your name appear in front of the occasional post.

[Mobo]

FRY THAT CHICKEN FRY THAT CHICKEN! Finger lickin'

Ya hear me?

[Blue Heeler]

I thought about it last night on the plane, actually. Seriously, we hit an air pocket coming into the KY airport and I seriously thought "as we fall to our deaths, I'm going to be the one calmly reading the Airline magazine."

:icon_lol:

There was probably a couple black people on your plane and Kentucky was trying to reject them.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

FRY THAT CHICKEN FRY THAT CHICKEN! Finger lickin'

I really would like some Extra Crispy KFC later today.

[crippledalbino]

:icon_lol:

There was probably a couple black people on your plane and Kentucky was trying to reject them.

I would accept my death if it would have killed the two people behind me. Did you see that Twitpic?

[Blue Heeler]

I really would like some Extra Crispy KFC later today.

I always liked Lee's better because you can get a pint of livers and gizzards.

[Blue Heeler]

I would accept my death if it would have killed the two people behind me. Did you see that Twitpic?

Yes, you should have asked them if they were surgeons...or just go by and say "Doctors" with a nod.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Ahh...I know what you mean Jimmy.

I did the 5 Boro Bike Tour on Sunday and rode home making a 42 mile ride 55 miles.

I get home showered changed went to a great local Italian Restaurant and got a Baked Ziti with Sausage.

[crippledalbino]

Yes, you should have asked them if they were surgeons...or just go by and say "Doctors" with a nod.

Ha. Exhaustion and hatred had stripped me of my ability to be subtle. I would have kindly suggested matching rectal cancer for both of them.

[Blue Heeler]

Ahh...I know what you mean Jimmy.

I did the 5 Boro Bike Tour on Sunday and rode home making a 42 mile ride 55 miles.

I get home showered changed went to a great local Italian Restaurant and got a Baked Ziti with Sausage.

And then what happened? :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

And then what happened? :action-sm

Fuck you, Heeler, some of us LIKE to hear RS&T ramble on with stories that are SO exciting that the punchline is "Ziti with Sausage".

[Blue Heeler]

Fuck you, Heeler, some of us LIKE to hear RS&T ramble on with stories that are SO exciting that the punchline is "Ziti with Sausage".

Two RS&T's walk into a bar, they order Ziti with sausage!

HEY-O!!!!
:band:

[crippledalbino]

Two RS&T's walk into a bar, they order Ziti with sausage!

HEY-O!!!!
:band:

Only Heeler can make a 'RS&T Ziti with Sausage' joke lame.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Speaking of translation misspeak.

http://www.break.com/index/estonian-language-lesson-is-dirty1.html

[Blue Heeler]

Only Heeler can make a 'RS&T Ziti with Sausage' joke lame.

Hold on, I'm emailing zoal to see if you've ever laughed at one of my RS&T Ziti with sausage jokes.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Fuck you, Heeler, some of us LIKE to hear RS&T ramble on with stories that are SO exciting that the punchline is "Ziti with Sausage".

Ass :haha7:

I'm sure you think 12 months.

[Blue Heeler]

Speaking of translation misspeak.

http://www.break.com/index/estonian-language-lesson-is-dirty1.html

Thanks, now I know how to say 12 months.

[crippledalbino]

Hold on, I'm emailing zoal to see if you've ever laughed at one of my RS&T Ziti with sausage jokes.

Shit.
I think I did once in 1994, so I'm about to look like a silly goose thanks to my personal laugh-historian.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Springer Check list:

- Discuss paying for Hooker with Check
- Discuss if show guests are fake or...?
- Discuss comparasons to Maury

[Blue Heeler]

Springer Check list:

- Discuss paying for Hooker with Check
- Discuss if show guests are fake or...?
- Discuss comparasons to Maury

- Discuss being the mayor of Cincinnati

[Stig]

That's what happens when you ignore a guest, Opie.

[CousinDave]

These libs always forget about what the US govt did to Indians

[CousinDave]

the muslims are going to torture any Americans soldiers they capture

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Het Faggot...if it wasn't for extreme messures America would'nt exist...even as of 50 years ago.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/31/hiroshima_wideweb__430x323.jpg

[Stig]

These libs always forget about what the US govt did to Indians

Gave them casinos?

[Stig]

Het Faggot...if it wasn't for extreme messures America would'nt exist...even as of 50 years ago.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/31/hiroshima_wideweb__430x323.jpg

John Stewart thinks Harry Truman is a war criminal. Go figure.

[CousinDave]

- Discuss being elected mayor of Cincinnati


after getting busted for paying a prostitute with a check

[TheCableNazi]

Oh my fucking god, is Jerry still on? Yuck.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

People are saying.....


Way to back up your statements with facts there springer

[DonTheTrucker]

Springer at least has his talking points down pat. Good to see liberals standing for "American ideals" even if those ideals are putting terrorists' comfort over American lives.

[CousinDave]

Springer at least has his talking points down pat. Good to see liberals standing for "American ideals" even if those ideals are putting terrorists' comfort over American lives.


Springer is a lot smarter than he lets on.

I'd much rather he be governor of Ohio than this worthless, bible banger we have now

[Blue Heeler]

Springer Check list:

- Discuss paying for Hooker with Check
- Discuss if show guests are fake or...?
- Discuss comparasons to Maury

- Discuss being the mayor of Cincinnati

Check check and check

[Stig]

Springer at least has his talking points down pat. Good to see liberals standing for "American ideals" even if those ideals are putting terrorists' comfort over American lives.

In the waterboarding thread, the usual suspects will declare that Jerry Springer was "Very Informed."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

That's what happens when you ignore a guest, Opie.What happened? I missed it. Did Serra bounce out?

the muslims are going to torture any Americans soldiers they captureor civilians...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Springer at least has his talking points down pat. Good to see liberals standing for "American ideals" even if those ideals are putting terrorists' comfort over American lives.
It's funny to listen to *most* liberals adamantly defend terrorists...



The Suffering of Abu Zubaydah
by Orson Bean

The Los Angeles Times tries hard to present different viewpoints on its Op-Ed page. But last week, they hit a new low with a column by a lawyer named Joseph Margulies, pleading for mercy on behalf of one of the three terrorists America has water-boarded since 9/11: Abu Zubaydah. Here’s some of what the column said: “Partly as a result of injuries he suffered while he was fighting the communists in Afghanistan, partly as a result of how those injuries were exacerbated by the CIA and partly as a result of his extended isolation, Abu Zubaydah’s mental grasp is slipping away.

“Today, he suffers blinding headaches and has permanent brain damaage. He has an excruciating sensitivity to sounds, hearing what others do not. The slightest noise drives him nearly insane. In the last two years alone, he has experienced about 200 seizures.

“But physical pain is a passing thing. The enduring torment is the taunting reminder that darkness encroaches. Already he cannot picture his mother’s face or recall his father’s name. Gradually his past, like his future, eludes him.”

In his editorial, Mr. Margulies describes how Abu Zubaydah was water-boarded: “They strapped him to an inverted board and poured water over his covered nose and mouth to produce the sensation of suffocation and insipient panic. Eighty three times. I leave it to others to debate whether we should call this torture”, he writes. “I am content with the self evident truth that it was wrong.”

The CIA did all this to Zubaydah, Marglies concludes, “because they believed he was evil”. Because they believed he was evil. Because they believed he was evil. When I had calmed down a bit after reading this, I typed out a letter to The Times which they printed. Here’s what the letter said:

“She looks into his eyes. Hers are filled with terror. The heat is unbearable. Her skin is beginning to blister. He reaches out and takes her hand. His hand has a deep gash in it from the shattered glass of the window he has helped to smash. ‘Hold on tight to me,’ he whispers. ‘Keep your eyes closed. Don’t look down.’ Together, they step through the jagged opening of a high floor of the World Trade Center. On the sidewalk below, people shriek in horror.

I don’t know the young woman’s name, but I do know that, like Abu Zabadah, she can’t picture her mother’s face either.”





It's amazing the liberal ability to empathize with criminals over victims, and it's consistent....I just don't get it.

[DonTheTrucker]

People are saying.....


Way to back up your statements with facts there springer

Do you honestly expect any different?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

On paper the idea of America seems great...kind of like the Yankees lineup.

But you can't just walk around with a big stick...you have to show your willing to use it to keep the peace.

That’s why I’m a proponent of Abner Louima’ing, Dustin, Jonathan, Kevin and Jason.

[DonTheTrucker]

In the waterboarding thread, the usual suspects will declare that Jerry Springer was "Very Informed."

At least Springer doesn't resort to name calling.

[Wilmington WOW]

so if you turn the Cowgirl bear around is it a

reverse cowgirl


ah booooooooooooooooooo

[TheCableNazi]

What happened? I missed it. Did Serra bounce out?

Of course, "his people are telling us that we're not talking to him so we're gonna stop wasting his time and continue asking Jerry Springer the same questions we ask him every time we talk to him."

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Ironically the show is torture.
http://image02.webshots.com/2/3/58/80/176635880mzmhdS_ph.jpg

The only time I'd EVER do a 'Jerry...Jerry' chant would be at a waterboarding.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
listen to the Steve meets old Jewish man accent

[DonTheTrucker]

so if you turn the Cowgirl bear around is it a

reverse cowgirl


ah booooooooooooooooooo

I hear the bear likes it better that way.

[Blue Heeler]

The last 20 minutes have been nothing but commercials and live reads...wtf is this, R&F?

[Stig]

Re-Fuckin'-Kay.

[DonTheTrucker]

Dean Cain took Brooke Shields's virginity.

[DonTheTrucker]

Why are the callers so fucking bad?

[Stig]

Why are the callers so fucking bad?

I blame Obama.

[Wilmington WOW]

hey baggers
winchester is a homo
always a frank burns fan

burns > winchester
trapper > Hunnycut
Blake > Potter
Clinger in a dress > Clinger doing Radar's job

[Wilmington WOW]

of course Anthony doesn't like Rushmore

[LiddyRules]

hey baggers
winchester is a homo
always a frank burns fan

burns > winchester
trapper > Hunnycut
Blake > Potter
Clinger in a dress > Clinger doing Radar's job Liberal! Force of habit.

Despite the show continuing for years afterward, I never really cared as much about it as after they lost Blake/Trapper John, which was in the third season. Hunnicut and Potter were such whiny pussies. The original cast had a much darker edge.

of course Anthony doesn't like Rushmore This show has a comfort zone with movies and actors that they don't like them to go out of. Post-Rushmore Bill Murray is doing probably his best work ever but it's not what Opie's used to.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

It's been raining a lot in NYC and there's already a ticket holders line for the Midnight showing of Star Trek in Times Square.

[Save My Up's Dick]

hey baggers
winchester is a homo
always a frank burns fan

burns > winchester
trapper > Hunnycut
Blake > Potter
Clinger in a dress > Clinger doing Radar's job
:clap:

First 2 seasons were the best.

[Wilmington WOW]

At least Springer doesn't resort to name calling.

:clap:

First 2 seasons were the best.

right on
the first two seasons were some of the best show evah
after that - a shitty show

[Redding]

bob kelly bit is the best

[LiddyRules]

Quote me fucker, I agreed with you.

[DonTheTrucker]

right on
the first two seasons were some of the best show evah
after that - a shitty show

Never liked MASH. The movie was better. And it wasn't anything to write home about.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Umm...sorry fellas, if I had to take a guess, these seats are from the Luxury Boxes...not the chump change seats

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8987/bobsseats.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

A few Football players are in politics as well.

[LiddyRules]

Never liked MASH. The movie was better. And it wasn't anything to write home about. The movie was better. Probably Altman's best other than The Player. If I had to guess, you probably hate Altman too.

Umm...sorry fellas, if I had to take a guess, these seats are from the Luxury Boxes...not the chump change seats

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8987/bobsseats.jpg You listen to R+F. You know all those seats are reserved for corporations.

[DonTheTrucker]

The movie was better. Probably Altman's best other than The Player. If I had to guess, you probably hate Altman too.

Yes. I'm a knuckle dragging mongoloid for not liking this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umFzekMru2k

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You listen to R+F. You know all those seats are reserved for corporations.
Are you saying that I'm not a corporation?!? Do you even know who I am?
http://innergeekdom.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/dane.jpg (http://www.danecook.com/#/home/isolatedincidenttour/)

[Save My Up's Dick]

right on
the first two seasons were some of the best show evah
after that - a shitty show
True dat!

Never liked MASH. The movie was better. And it wasn't anything to write home about.
Don't watch any with Henry Morgan, they sucked.

I loved this show growing up and cannot watch any episodes after season 2.

Umm...sorry fellas, if I had to take a guess, these seats are from the Luxury Boxes...not the chump change seats

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8987/bobsseats.jpg
Best place to watch a game.

Food, alcohol, tv's for replays or other games and best of all your own bathroom.....except for the mezzanine boxes at Giants stadium. Guess they will fix that at the new stadium.

[LiddyRules]

Yes. I'm a knuckle dragging mongoloid for not liking this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umFzekMru2k

I never said all his movies were solid.

[DonTheTrucker]

I never said all his movies were solid.

That one and MASH were the only two I ever saw. I even went beck through the IMDB to see if I recognized any. I'm more of a movie snob than most people here, but some directors I just can't take. Mainly Wes Anderson, to be honest. P.T. is much better.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I google'd Polish Pop Star and Ewa Sonnett showed up.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/RAS25FH/ewa6.jpg http://media.buzzhumor.com/7/ewa_barbara_sonnet_016ea8a7.jpg

I don't think that's who they're talking about though

http://www.hottittiesandboobs.com/images/ewa.jpg

[TheCableNazi]

I google'd Polish Pop Star and Ewa Sonnett showed up.

I don't think that's who they're talking about though

It definitely is.