Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 05/11/09 - Cornhole A Kindergartner Monday

[Saikotic]

Alo alo.

GREAT episode of Family Guy last night. "We're left with a hair-lipped reminder of what might have been."

[LiddyRules]

hi

[LiddyRules]

Is there anybody out there?

[Saikotic]

Shut up.

[English Gent]

Hi, fucksticks!!

[Saikotic]

Oops. Audio Misfire.

[WOWmagnet]

Hi.

Die.

[English Gent]

New York is for queers.

[English Gent]

*tap tap*

This thing on?

[Saikotic]

I'm fucking about with Photoshop and looking for fonts.

Ho hum stuff right now.

[LiddyRules]

I'm doing work but was waiting for Listening Thread to boot up.

[Guilty Spark]

Holy shit I'm sick of this live from the compound garbage.

[charlie dick]

*tap tap*

This thing on?
Listenership is up!

And Wackbag posting volume is down...

[Awful Me]

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd one week before closing, the purchase of my first house crumbles.

[LiddyRules]

Holy shit I'm sick of this live from the compound garbage. It's the new Paltalk.

[LiddyRules]

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd one week before closing, the purchase of my first house crumbles. How? See the neighbors?

[west milly tom]

Morning dick heads.

[English Gent]

How? See the neighbors?

They keep hanging out on his doorstep.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/106605448_a5c13e8f20_o.jpg

[Pearce]

Poetry STINKS. If it rhymes, it's probably cutesy garbage. If it doesn't, it's just some asshole babbling and thinking he's a genius.

[LiddyRules]

They keep hanging out on his doorstep.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/106605448_a5c13e8f20_o.jpg

Ize stole-ed me dem fancy shoes from the display model at the mall.

[Awful Me]

How? See the neighbors?


Originally, I was to close on May 4th. Then they needed and extension for repairs...so we were moved the close to the 18th.

They assured me that all repairs would be made May 1st. Last night I passed by, and NOTHING had been done.

The Final Inspection and Walk Through was supposed to be today. I called the Realtor and told her, that I didn't need to walk through it to know it was unacceptable.

She asked for another extension for the seller.


This would be the 3rd problem and the 2nd delay. It seems like a sign that this isn't for me.

[LiddyRules]

While what happened to you really sucks, I'm not one to offer consolation. The only hope I can offer is that a aneuryism strikes you down quickly and soon.

[Awful Me]

While what happened to you really sucks, I'm not one to offer consolation. The only hope I can offer is that a aneuryism strikes you down quickly and soon.

as any true friend would.

I welcome you and the gifts you bring.

[Saikotic]

I welcome you and the gifts you bring.

A cumrag that you can leave your children swimming on.

[English Gent]

This would be the 3rd problem and the 2nd delay. It seems like a sign that this isn't for me.

Yep, if it doesn't feel right, it probably isn't. Plus, one has to wonder about whether there are any horrors that you can't see that you haven't been told about, as well.

[Saikotic]

Look out! He's RECKLESS!

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[Awful Me]

A cumrag that you can leave your children swimming on.

my "children" are on my cum towel that is almost as stiff a 2x4, but at least spraying it with Febreeze keeps me from having to wash it.

[Saikotic]

Yep, if it doesn't feel right, it probably isn't. Plus, one has to wonder about whether there are any horrors that you can't see that you haven't been told about, as well.

You sound like you had a tranny experience similar to Mr. Norton.

[west milly tom]

Why must they torture us with that Kenny rap?

[Saikotic]

my "children" are on my cum towel that is almost as stiff a 2x4, but at least spraying it with Febreeze keeps me from having to wash it.

Amateur.

[Saikotic]

why must they torture us with that kenny rap?

New Listener!

[west milly tom]

New Listener!

Not even close, I'm still allowed to ask. Lol

[Steam]

I loved those switcheroo movies when I was a kid.

[west milly tom]

Tomcats

[LiddyRules]

Why must they torture us with that Kenny rap? It's Opie. He's still convinced that people singing/rapping badly is funny and not hacky.

[LiddyRules]

I loved those switcheroo movies when I was a kid. Here's the question. Better: Switcheroo movies or False Identity Movies like Soul Man, Just One Of The Guys and Jon Cryer Is On The Run From The Mob In A High School.

[west milly tom]

That movie gave me a raging clue.

[Saikotic]

That movie have me a raging clue.

Translation?

[LiddyRules]

Very well, since no one else wants to take on the subject, the answer is "False Identity Movies."

[Awful Me]

Here's the question. Better: Switcheroo movies or False Identity Movies like Soul Man, Just One Of The Guys and Jon Cryer Is On The Run From The Mob In A High School.

Just One of the Guys was Cinema Gold compared to Soul Man and the John Cryer film (I can't remember the name of that one, but I do remember when put on the spot for his name all he could come up with was Maxwell Houser because of the coffee can on the shelf.)

[Saikotic]

Very well, since no one else wants to take on the subject, the answer is "False Identity Movies."

You pretty much entertain yourself, dontcha?

[Steam]

Here's the question. Better: Switcheroo movies or False Identity Movies like Soul Man, Just One Of The Guys and Jon Cryer Is On The Run From The Mob In A High School.

Switcheroo movies are better in my eyes, but its probably just my childhood bias factoring in.

[LiddyRules]

Just One of the Guys was Cinema Gold compared to Soul Man and the John Cryer film (I can't remember the name of that one, but I do remember when put on the spot for his name all he could come up with was Maxwell Houser because of the coffee can on the shelf.) The movie was Hiding Out. Secret of my Success also counts.

You pretty much entertain yourself, dontcha? It's not so much entertaining as much as textually thinking.

Switcheroo movies are better in my eyes, but its probably just my childhood bias factoring in. As a child I always expected to be a miserable adult which might has led to a pretty severe emotional crippling of myself as well as destroying any sense of "dreams" or "hopes" from a very young age.

[English Gent]

Here's the question. Better: Switcheroo movies or False Identity Movies like Soul Man, Just One Of The Guys and Jon Cryer Is On The Run From The Mob In A High School.

That's a bit like asking whether rotting pig's afterbirth is more appetizing than rancid, bloody shit.

[LiddyRules]

That's a bit like asking whether rotting pig's afterbirth is more appetizing than rancid, bloody shit. That's because British switcheroo movies weren't fun at all. Both child and father worked in a dank coal mine making a mere pittance.

[Awful Me]

As a child I always expected to be a miserable adult which might has led to a pretty severe emotional crippling of myself as well as destroying any sense of "dreams" or "hopes" from a very young age.



It's even worse when you have hopes and dreams of a great life and then you try to cling to them as the world grinds them into dust.

[LiddyRules]

It's even worse when you have hopes and dreams of a great life and then you try to cling to them as the world grinds them into dust. I always wondered that. Because at least when you have hopes and dreams there's something to strive for that can occupy maybe a couple of years of your life. When you become self-aware at a young age, you're really just waiting out a really, really long clock. And I've just basically been dodging my future of nothingness for the past couple of years and soon the chickens will come home to roost and punish me for my slackerdom and misdoings.

[Awful Me]

I have two dreams left:

Winning the lotto and quick death.

They are the only two things that could actually happen.

[Pearce]

Special K must be 90% air, it gets soggy in 2 seconds.

[LiddyRules]

I have two dreams left:

Winning the lotto and quick death.

They are the only two things that could actually happen.

Quick death might be preferable to doing the stupid "I won the lotto dance."

[Steam]

Special K must be 90% air, it gets soggy in 2 seconds.


Special K? What are you, a 39 year old (AGAIN!!! GET IT?!?!) housewife?

Faggot.

[English Gent]

I have two dreams left:

Winning the lotto and quick death.

They are the only two things that could actually happen.

Funnily enough, that's similar to my two dreams: winning the lotto and your death, preferably painful and drawn out.

[Stig]

I have two dreams left:

Winning the lotto and quick death.

They are the only two things that could actually happen.

I've always wanted to kill a dude and take his lottery ticket.

Hmmmmm.....:rolleyes:



Damn you, Limey Cunt...

[Awful Me]

Funnily enough, that's similar to my two dreams: winning the lotto and your death, preferably painful and drawn out.

Everytime Opie says give yourself a bell, you get your wish a little at a time.

[Awful Me]

I've always wanted to kill a dude and take his lottery ticket.

Hmmmmm.....:rolleyes:



You'd probably trip and break one of those graham cracker hips you old people have.

Get it. you are old. I can make the old stig jokes too....







old.

[LiddyRules]

I've always wanted to kill a dude and take his lottery ticket.

Hmmmmm.....:rolleyes:



Damn you, Limey Cunt... He's English, not Scottish (or was it Irish?).

[Awful Me]

He's English, not Scottish (or was it Irish?).

They are all pastey inbreeders

[Stig]

He's English, not Scottish (or was it Irish?).

I believe that Limey is the proper slur for an Englishman. Or you could call him Scottish, I suppose.

[LiddyRules]

I believe that Limey is the proper slur for an Englishman. Or you could call him Scottish, I suppose. I thought you were referring to Waking Ned Devine.

[Mobo]

G'morning everahbawdah....

Wanda Sykes is only funny when you can't see her.

[Awful Me]

I thought her Bush supporter line, and the Rush on oxycotin jokes were funny.

[English Gent]

He's English, not Scottish (or was it Irish?).

'Limey' is slang for an Englishman, whereas the correct term for a Scotsman is 'alcoholic'.

[LiddyRules]

I know Limey is slang for an Englishman. I was just trying to bring us back to memories of Waking Ned Devine damn it!

[Stig]

'Limey' is slang for an Englishman, whereas the correct term for a Scotsman is 'alcoholic'.

How can you even tell the Scots and the Irish apart? Smell?

[Blue Heeler]

Morning.

Grumpy Heeler is here and fuck you if you think I'm going to cheer the fuck up.

[Pearce]

Morning.

Grumpy Heeler is here and fuck you if you think I'm going to cheer the fuck up.

Look on the bright side: At least you can laugh at Saikotic's thread title today.

[Mobo]

Morning.

Grumpy Heeler is here and fuck you if you think I'm going to cheer the fuck up.

This is just a pathetic cry for attention.

I love you Heeler, and you're going to have a terrific day!!!

[Stig]

Morning.

Grumpy Heeler is here and fuck you if you think I'm going to cheer the fuck up.

Awwwww.... Whussamatter, Poopsie?

[Mobo]

Look on the bright side: At least you can laugh at Saikotic's thread title today.

heh heh......garten....

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah it takes balls to pick on Rush Limbaugh. At a roast.

This happens every year. Why do people act surprised when someone tells jokes?

[Blue Heeler]

I've always hated these dinners, even during the Bush years...the fucking country is in shambles and you're cracking jokes at a "look at me" fucking dinner?

[Blue Heeler]

hahahaha, I get it, because McCain's wife has money...hahahaha Wanda's greeeeaaaaat!

[Mobo]

I've always hated these dinners, even during the Bush years...the fucking country is in shambles and you're cracking jokes at a "look at me" fucking dinner?

they FUCK at these dinners? :icon_eek:

[Stig]

As much of a douche as Limbaugh is, that's not what he said.

[English Gent]

I don't normally like black comics, but Wanda Sykes fucking killed!!

[Stig]

they FUCK at these dinners? :icon_eek:

No. They have a big homo orgy afterward at David Geffin's party.

[Awful Me]

Morning.

Grumpy Heeler is here and fuck you if you think I'm going to cheer the fuck up.



Go fuck yourself.

[Mobo]

No. They have a big homo orgy afterward at David Geffin's party.

now THAT'S change I can believe in!

[DonTheTrucker]

I've always hated these dinners, even during the Bush years...the fucking country is in shambles and you're cracking jokes at a "look at me" fucking dinner?

Normally the comic badmouths the president. Like Imus did for Clinton and Colbert did for Bush. If anything this was a safe act.

[LiddyRules]

I don't normally like black comics, but Wanda Sykes fucking killed!! She didn't kill. She made a tragic joke about Rush Limbaugh, which the President disgustingly laughed at. And now, everything's going to shit.

[Mobo]

Normally the comic badmouths the president. Like Imus did for Clinton and Colbert did for Bush. If anything this was a safe act.

oooooOOOOOOOOH! I smell a new blog entry!!!

[CousinDave]

Normally the comic badmouths the president. Like Imus did for Clinton and Colbert did for Bush. If anything this was a safe act.


she did make a joke about the media not showing Barry smoking

[Wilmington WOW]

'Limey' is slang for an Englishman, whereas the correct term for a Scotsman is 'alcoholic'.

American sailors made fun of British sailors for eating limes.
The limes fought off scurvy.
Meanwhile the American sailors were walking around with bleeding gums.
Not much of a put down.

[Blue Heeler]

Normally the comic badmouths the president. Like Imus did for Clinton and Colbert did for Bush. If anything this was a safe act.

Yeah, I'm shocked a black liberal took jabs at Limbaugh, Hannity and Palin...

[English Gent]

She didn't kill. She made a tragic joke about Rush Limbaugh, which the President disgustingly laughed at. And now, everything's going to shit.

Good point, sir. Good point........

[DonTheTrucker]

As much of a douche as Limbaugh is, that's not what he said.

Of course it wasn't. None of that matters, you should know that by now.

[Stig]

American sailors made fun of British sailors for eating limes.
The limes fought off scurvy.
Meanwhile the American sailors were walking around with bleeding gums.
Not much of a put down.

I'm trying to put the word "Penicillin" into a sarcastic, mocking name.

[Stig]

Of course it wasn't. None of that matters, you should know that by now.

No, I know. This year, they all just lathered his ass and aimed their jokes at the last guy.

[Mobo]

Of course it wasn't. None of that matters, you should know that by now.

No, I know. This year, they all just lathered his ass and aimed their jokes at the last guy.

you guys DO listen to the Opie and Anthony show, yeah?

[Blue Heeler]

Obama's jokes were probably written by MoveOn.org

[CousinDave]

Obama's jokes were probably written by MoveOn.org


na, none of the people are funny

[DonTheTrucker]

oooooOOOOOOOOH! I smell a new blog entry!!!

You should be so lucky.

[LiddyRules]

I'm trying to put the word "Penicillin" into a sarcastic, mocking name. Penny Silen?

you guys DO listen to the Opie and Anthony show, yeah? It's different. It's politics. It has to be treated with solemnity. There can't be any joking now that Obama's in office unless said joke has the n-word in it.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I thought sykes was pretty amusing. I thought the "hijacker" joke was a bit hacky but the "I hope his kidney's fail" line made me chortle and I thought the delivery was quite good.

[Blue Heeler]

na, none of the people are funny

Which explains why I didn't laugh at any of the jokes....or Wanda's

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Obama's jokes were probably written by MoveOn.org
LOL....

but none of them are really all that funny but just filled with hate.


He starts bombing and just yells NIG**R over and over.

[Mobo]

Penny Silen?

Someone used to collect Garbage Pail Kids.

[Blue Heeler]

Someone used to collect Garbage Pail Kids.

Ronnie Raygun was my always my favorite.

[Stig]

Wouldn't it be great to be the joke writers for the president, and intentionally give him nothing but bombs?
Maybe even put ****** on the teleprompter somewhere?

[English Gent]

http://i41.tinypic.com/x6kfuw.gif

[Blue Heeler]

hmmm, bit too soon there on that Air Force One flyover joke

[Stig]

Bush has better joke delivery because he's a party guy.

[LiddyRules]

Wouldn't it be great to be the joke writers for the president, and intentionally give him nothing but bombs?
Maybe even put ****** on the teleprompter somewhere?

"I don't want to say the economy's in a bad state, but lately I've heard it's been in New Jersey."

[LiddyRules]

hmmm, bit too soon there on that Air Force One flyover joke Yes. That ... tragedy?

[Stig]

http://i41.tinypic.com/x6kfuw.gif

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

[Mobo]

Ronnie Raygun was my always my favorite.

Hmm? What's that grumpy? Oh! You were adding to my statement? Well, you go right ahead! I like when you're in a good mood and talking with everyone else like a human being.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

LOLOL

Listening to lil Jimmy just dissect the comedic ability of the POTUS is really funny. Like, the Pres only has to worry about being funny.


Agreed, that it's a TAD too soon to be making jokes about scaring the entire city of NY into thinking it was 9/11 part 2

[Blue Heeler]

Yes. That ... tragedy?

Trajedy that someone thought it was a good idea. They should know that people in Manhattan are complete fucking idiots.

[Wilmington WOW]

actually if they knew who Michael Steele was, the joke would make sense.
Steele is know for his fake Ebonics.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

"I don't want to say the economy's in a bad state, but lately I've heard it's been in New Jersey."
Or just give him completely AWFUL racist jokes....

"Two jews walk into a bar........they OWN IT!" *rim shot*

"no but seriously folks...."

[Mobo]

Trajedy that someone thought it was a good idea. They should know that people in Manhattan are complete fucking idiots.

you mean Trajectory....

[LiddyRules]

Agreed, that it's a TAD too soon to be making jokes about scaring the entire city of NY into thinking it was 9/11 part 2 Oh come the fuck on Mr. Hyperbole.

The equation isn't Clusterfuck + Time = Comedy. It's Clusterfuck = Comedy. It's fine time for them to make fun of a mistake. Bush did the "looking for weapons of mass destruction" bit. (And no, I'm not saying because Bush did it it makes okay for Obama to do it.)

[Stig]

actually if they knew who Michael Steele was, the joke would make sense.
Steele is know for his fake Ebonics.
The bassist from The Bangles?
http://slowdive.users.netlink.co.uk/Photos/bangle05.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Apologetic black guy caller...shut up!

[CousinDave]

I hope they blow off Eddie Money like they did Robin Leach

[DonTheTrucker]

actually if they knew who Michael Steele was, the joke would make sense.
Steele is know for his fake Ebonics.

Make sense, yes. Make us laugh, no.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Oh come the fuck on Mr. Hyperbole.

The equation isn't Clusterfuck + Time = Comedy. It's Clusterfuck = Comedy. It's fine time for them to make fun of a mistake. Bush did the "looking for weapons of mass destruction" bit. (And no, I'm not saying because Bush did it it makes okay for Obama to do it.)
Are you saying that Obama inherited inappropriate humor from the previous administration?

[Stig]

Barack Obama, Condoleeza Rice, and Michael Steele walk into a bar.

The bartender says "GET THE FUCK OUT!"

[Mobo]

Oh come the fuck on Mr. Hyperbole.

The equation isn't Clusterfuck + Time = Comedy. It's Clusterfuck = Comedy. It's fine time for them to make fun of a mistake. Bush did the "looking for weapons of mass destruction" bit. (And no, I'm not saying because Bush did it it makes okay for Obama to do it.)

but he hates ALL these dinners!!! I mean, people telling jokes at other people's expense?!?! Who wants to listen to that nonsense? It's these horrible attempts at "humor" that are bringing this country down! I think the show should be cancelled and those 2 dj's should be fired! Wait.....what?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Dear sweet god...his delivery really is horrendous.


epically horrendous

[Stig]

Eddie Money? Are you fucking kidding?

[CousinDave]

Are you saying that Obama inherited inappropriate humor from the previous administration?


G W Bush is responsible for everything that's bad in the world

[LiddyRules]

Are you saying that Obama inherited inappropriate humor from the previous administration? It goes back to Herbert Hoover's "Look At This Shit I Own."

[Wilmington WOW]

Make sense, yes. Make us laugh, no.

true
I was expecting POTUS to say

tip your waitresses and try the veal

[Mobo]

Eddie Money? Are you fucking kidding?

I hope he plays "Shakin'"!

[CousinDave]

I hope he plays "Shakin'"!

or maybe "I wish I could walk on water"

[Stig]

I hope he plays "Shakin'"!

Watching his face in that video gave me a lifetime supply of douche chills.
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[DonTheTrucker]

true
I was expecting POTUS to say

tip your waitresses and try the veal

No veal. Tofu.

[Hudson]

I hope Jimmy blurts out..what the fuck is wrong with your face?

[LiddyRules]

What stupid reality show is Eddie Money promoting where Opie will be like "I love all those celebreality shows! The Kardashians. Rock of Love." and Eddie will respond with great annoyance how his show "isn't like any of those."

[LiddyRules]

That promo is worth this show not having a website anymore.

[CousinDave]

they should just talk to him about when he was a cop and not even acknowledge his music

[zoal]

morning

[Wilmington WOW]

The bassist from The Bangles?
http://slowdive.users.netlink.co.uk/Photos/bangle05.jpg

A. I am sad you knew that
B. what is up with her first name?
C. I love how those cows in the band were pissed that the hot one got all the attention.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album25/susanna-hoffs-07050604.jpg

miss that shot from "walk like an Egyptian"

[DonTheTrucker]

G W Bush is responsible for everything that's bad in the world

And Rush Limbaugh. He's really bad. He says mean things about the savior.

[LiddyRules]

And Rush Limbaugh. He's really bad. He says mean things abo the savior. But people have hated Rush Limbaugh before Obama was even on the scene. Liberals get their panties in a bunch over him like you guys get your respective panties bunched over people like Al Franken and Janeane Garofalo.

[Awful Me]

Yes. That ... tragedy?

Travesty, not tragedy.

[Wilmington WOW]

Pitch Meeting

OK Eddie, we have a realty show for you.
It's survivor meets rock of love

20 young bimbos on an island compete for you affection
The last slut standing get the "Two tickets to paradise"

aaaand done. I'll be at Spagos for lunch

[Hudson]

But people have hated Rush Limbaugh before Obama was even on the scene. Liberals get their panties in a bunch over him like you guys get your respective panties bunched over people like Al Franken and Janeane Garofalo.Well to be fair, one is a cunt and the other is just a freaking wacko.

[Stig]

A. I am sad you knew that
B. what is up with her first name?
C. I love how those cows in the band were pissed that the hot one got all the attention.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album25/susanna-hoffs-07050604.jpg

miss that shot from "walk like an Egyptian"

Well, I'm old. And their first two albums were actually good - before CBS decided that halfway decent looking girls needed to do shitty, commercial pop songs.
And yes, the jealousy was silly. Cash the checks and shut up, Debbi and Vicki!

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!!!
...happy fuckin' Monday.

[Mobo]

Mornin' PESTS!!!
...happy fuckin' Monday.

ten-HUT!

[Wilmington WOW]

Mornin' PESTS!!!
...happy fuckin' Monday.

morning sir

[LiddyRules]

Eddie Money has probably been telling the same exact story about him being a cop, same exact "thrown out of shop class" line for the past 25 years.

[Stig]

Mornin' PESTS!!!
...happy fuckin' Monday.

Oh shit... Look busy, everybody!

[Stig]

Eddie Money has probably been telling the same exact story about him being a cop, same exact "thrown out of shop class" line for the past 25 years.

You could probably find an interview from MTV in 1983...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

But people have hated Rush Limbaugh before Obama was even on the scene. Liberals get their panties in a bunch over him like you guys get your respective panties bunched over people like Al Franken and Janeane Garofalo.
Eh, I didn't care so much about Al Franken until he got into the election stealing game. Prior to that I think I had heard like ONE thing he'd said.

Garofalo gets into trouble because she starts saying just ridiculous things under the guise of being "informed". For her it's the attitude that I hate FAR more than anything she actually says.

[DonTheTrucker]

But people have hated Rush Limbaugh before Obama was even on the scene. Liberals get their panties in a bunch over him like you guys get your respective panties bunched over people like Al Franken and Janeane Garofalo.

I never heard George Bush go after Al Franken. That's the difference.

Eddie sounds like a good guest, but I could care less for some reason.

[Wilmington WOW]

shakin came out in 1982

who was listening to am radio for rock music then?







besides Stig

[The Sarge]

What the F is Ed Money talking about?
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3779/confusedz.jpg (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=confusedz.jpg)

[The Sarge]

Oh shit... Look busy, everybody!

:icon_wink

[Wilmington WOW]

Eddie Money has probably been telling the same exact story about him being a cop, same exact "thrown out of shop class" line for the past 25 years.

he should write jokes for Obama

[LiddyRules]

I really liked when Norton countered Money's lame joke about Cialis (complete with fake Opie laughter) by asking him actual questions about Cialis and Money was completely lost.

[DonTheTrucker]

Mornin' PESTS!!!
...happy fuckin' Monday.

Hooah.

[zoal]

So I win an ION Drum Rocker on the private Best Buy auction website. One of the bolts inside of a drum head snaps. So I go to the ION website, fill out a replacement request for a new bolt (using a drum head model number) without putting in my serial number, and explaining I do not need the entire drum head.

Later i come to find out that a drum head is faulty and not functional. So i find my serial number, and put in for a replacement drum head. At the same time i also request an RMA from Best Buy's auction site since they have strict rules on that shit. Figure i'd wait to hear from ION, and if they can't replace the head i'd send the set back. I get no response. So 5 or so days later I drop my set off for UPS. I get home and what is in my mail? Brand new drum head from ION. 2 days later - Hey look, a 2nd brand new drum head from ION.

Enjoy my "blog" post, assholes.

[Wilmington WOW]

"everyone in NY has a little Jew in them"


oofaa

apologiiizzze

[Stig]

So I win an ION Drum Rocker on the private Best Buy auction website. One of the bolts inside of a drum head snaps. So I go to the ION website, fill out a replacement request for a new bolt (using a drum head model number) without putting in my serial number, and explaining I do not need the entire drum head.

Later i come to find out that a drum head is faulty and not functional. So i find my serial number, and put in for a replacement drum head. At the same time i also request an RMA from Best Buy's auction site since they have strict rules on that shit. Figure i'd wait to hear from ION, and if they can't replace the head i'd send the set back. I get no response. So 5 or so days later I drop my set off for UPS. I get home and what is in my mail? Brand new drum head from ION. 2 days later - Hey look, a 2nd brand new drum head from ION.

Enjoy my "blog" post, assholes.

What the fuck is an ION Drum Rocker?

[Stig]

"everyone in NY has a little Jew in them"


oofaa

apologiiizzze

They have small dicks?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Mornin folks

[DonTheTrucker]

I really liked when Norton countered Money's lame joke about Cialis (complete with fake Opie laughter) by asking him actual questions about Cialis and Money was completely lost.

I noticed that. Never misses an opportunity to talk about sex, the little scamp.

[Mobo]

So I win an ION Drum Rocker on the private Best Buy auction website. One of the bolts inside of a drum head snaps. So I go to the ION website, fill out a replacement request for a new bolt (using a drum head model number) without putting in my serial number, and explaining I do not need the entire drum head.

Later i come to find out that a drum head is faulty and not functional. So i find my serial number, and put in for a replacement drum head. At the same time i also request an RMA from Best Buy's auction site since they have strict rules on that shit. Figure i'd wait to hear from ION, and if they can't replace the head i'd send the set back. I get no response. So 5 or so days later I drop my set off for UPS. I get home and what is in my mail? Brand new drum head from ION. 2 days later - Hey look, a 2nd brand new drum head from ION.

Enjoy my "blog" post, assholes.


I don't see the part where you blame the current administration....

worst....blog.....ever.

[Hudson]

UGH! he's like the Iron Sheik of Music!

[Wilmington WOW]

Geno's and Pat's suck
and don't add the word "sandwich" to the end
and enough with the whole cheese steak references, it's hack now

[The Sarge]

he should write jokes for Obama

Oh NO you DI'INT!

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6725/ghettoprom15.jpg (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ghettoprom15.jpg)

Your morning hotness.

[LiddyRules]

"Take Me Home Tonight" is the number one frat song for the past ten years? I'd like to see statistics on that. Unless he's talking about Old Men Frats.

[Mobo]

He sounds like Eddie "The Ram" Money.

[LiddyRules]

Geno's and Pat's suck
and don't add the word "sandwich" to the end
and enough with the whole cheese steak references, it's hack now But Opie's really into the cheese steaks now. He's expanding his horizons and not being cliche. He's discovered something incredible and niche.

[The Sarge]

Mornin folks

Hey JD.

Any nnnnnneewwwwwds of Hermione yet?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh fuck...Gloria Allred as a divorce attorney? Christ that's horrifying

[Mobo]

"Take Me Home Tonight" is the number one frat song for the past ten years? I'd like to see statistics on that. Unless he's talking about Old Men Frats.

I think he said it was the number one song in France for the past 10 years....

[Stig]

Geno's and Pat's suck
and don't add the word "sandwich" to the end
and enough with the whole cheese steak references, it's hack now

Then what's a "Sangwich?"

[Wilmington WOW]

"Take Me Home Tonight" is the number one frat song for the past ten years? I'd like to see statistics on that. Unless he's talking about Old Men Frats.

and since when is there a Fraternity chart?

I have heard of the billboard top 100, but no Delta Chi Delta top 10

[English Gent]

Ant only thinks that he's nearly done with the payments to his ex. Bet that legal papers will be filed pretty soon.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

He sounds like Eddie "The Ram" Money.
Hah...good call
Hey JD.

Any nnnnnneewwwwwds of Hermione yet?
nothing real, but there was an up-skirt of her literally days after she turned 18. See through panties, nice lil' bush. I'll go search it up for you

[LiddyRules]

Well this interview's almost done, they've hit the three main topics.

Opie tries to be cool and relate to the rocker.
Norton asks about sex and doesn't get answers.
Anthony talks about his divorce.

[Stig]

and since when is there a Fraternity chart?

I have heard of the billboard top 100, but no Delta Chi Delta top 10

#1, 50 years running: Louie, Louie.

[LiddyRules]

I think he said it was the number one song in France for the past 10 years.... I could swear he said frats because he did a lame frat boy voice afterward, though that might be his normal voice. Besides, the number one song in France is still La Vie En Rose.

[Hudson]

Hey JD.

Any nnnnnneewwwwwds of Hermione yet?
Won't be long..she's going to Brown in the fall. One of those crazy "club" (aka frat) parties....

[Mobo]

#1, 50 years running: Louie, Louie.

#2, oddly enough: Macarthur Park.

whoda thunk it?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

#1, 50 years running: Louie, Louie.

Love Animal House

as for Hermoine...from last May
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7329/ewmf2.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

LI1MVl-Fux0

A younger version of Obama is getting in the water with her.

[The Sarge]

as for Hermoine...from last May

You're always good for one. :icon_wink

[Mobo]

I could swear he said frats because he did a lame frat boy voice afterward, though that might be his normal voice. Besides, the number one song in France is still La Vie En Rose.

I thought it was "Lady Marmalade".

Vooley Voo Coochie With your Ma!

[Stig]

#2, oddly enough: Macarthur Park.

whoda thunk it?

They leave a cake out in the rain. Then they drop marshmallows onto it from their assholes.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

LI1MVl-Fux0

Niiiiiiiiiice

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jesse_boobs.jpg

some fuckin' awesome tits on her

[LiddyRules]

Uh-oh. We're at the point where Opie feels comfortable enough with the interviewee that he thinks he can invite him into the fold by telling him stories about their lives.

[DonTheTrucker]

Niiiiiiiiiice

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jesse_boobs.jpg

some fuckin' awesome tits on her

I'd say. Who the hell is it?

[The Sarge]

Later PESTS.

Off to work.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Uh-oh. We're at the point where Opie feels comfortable enough with the interviewee that he thinks he can invite him into the fold by telling him stories about their lives.
It's all about turning them into friends...


more of Jesse Money

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5mxw-sYc_F0/R_Yupz5ZK4I/AAAAAAAAMsI/0ain4XOf81k/s400/cradle1.jpg http://cdn-media.channelme.tv/media/images/000000/07/50/MDA3MTE1_large.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

I learned it from you dad!

Y-Elr5K2Vuo

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'd say. Who the hell is it?

Jesse Money...Eddie Money's daughter

[Mobo]

It's all about turning them into friends...


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5mxw-sYc_F0/R_Yupz5ZK4I/AAAAAAAAMsI/0ain4XOf81k/s400/cradle1.jpg http://cdn-media.channelme.tv/media/images/000000/07/50/MDA3MTE1_large.jpg

now THAT'S a "V".....

[Hudson]

Oh come on! Free Ballin' by Tom Petty's gotta be up there guys............what?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, Eddie fucking Money liked Rotgut!

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

So I win an ION Drum Rocker on the private Best Buy auction website. One of the bolts inside of a drum head snaps. So I go to the ION website, fill out a replacement request for a new bolt (using a drum head model number) without putting in my serial number, and explaining I do not need the entire drum head.

Later i come to find out that a drum head is faulty and not functional. So i find my serial number, and put in for a replacement drum head. At the same time i also request an RMA from Best Buy's auction site since they have strict rules on that shit. Figure i'd wait to hear from ION, and if they can't replace the head i'd send the set back. I get no response. So 5 or so days later I drop my set off for UPS. I get home and what is in my mail? Brand new drum head from ION. 2 days later - Hey look, a 2nd brand new drum head from ION.

Enjoy my "blog" post, assholes.
What is this Best Buy auction site you speak of sir?

[LiddyRules]

hahahaha, Eddie fucking Money liked Rotgut! libbydibby.

Ugh, cast/crew members singing. It brings no joy to anyone.

[Wilmington WOW]

it's kind of sad when eddie sings along to his own songs


ha ha
I think he is pissed at this

[Wilmington WOW]

it must be uncomfortable as they are all sitting there listening to this

everyone must be pretending to check their phones

[Jimmy's Dignity]

libbydibby.

Ugh, cast/crew members singing. It brings no joy to anyone.

it's kind of sad when eddie sings along to his own songs


ha ha
I think he is pissed at this

I just love that he said, "This is the worst version I've ever heard."

[Redding]

This has a Mr Bungle style to the song.

[DonTheTrucker]

Rotgut would be fun to see at a bar, but they weren't what you'd call "good".

[Stig]

Rotgut would be fun to see at a bar, but they weren't what you'd call "good".

I think I liked them better when I hadn't heard them.
Sounds like Weird Al trying to be Zappa.

[DonTheTrucker]

I think I liked them better when I hadn't heard them.
Sounds like Weird Al trying to be Zappa.

Still one of the best album covers ever.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahah, "At least you kept the 'anonymous' part..."

[Wilmington WOW]

OK, stupid Eddie Money is growing on me.



<hold the fungus jokes>

[Stig]

Still one of the best album covers ever.

It is a good cover, yeah.

[Stig]

OK, stupid Eddie Money is growing on me.



<hold the fungus jokes>

Filthy Liberal!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

haaaa
who just fucked up?

[English Gent]

I've waited so long for this fucking song to finish.

[DonTheTrucker]

OK, stupid Eddie Money is growing on me.



<hold the fungus jokes>

He seems like a good guy.

[Wilmington WOW]

ted the back up singer sucks

[Jimmy's Dignity]

OK, stupid Eddie Money is growing on me.



<hold the fungus jokes>Filthy Liberal!!!

http://thefurtiveglance.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg

me too, he's been an enjoyable guest. Apparently he's promoting some sort of play that I guess he's in? "whaa"

[Wilmington WOW]

http://thefurtiveglance.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg

me too, he's been an enjoyable guest. Apparently he's promoting some sort of play that I guess he's in? "whaa"

He should have went with the reality show that was pitched to him in an earlier post.

[Stig]

me too, he's been an enjoyable guest. Apparently he's promoting some sort of play that I guess he's in? "whaa"

Is it about a guy who hasn't had a hit in 25 years, but has alimony payments like he's Sting?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Two Tickets to Paradise: The Musical!!! (http://www.eddiemoney.com/)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Eddie Money: I got a lot of Broadway running through my veins...

Good luck, bro.


http://www.avert.org/photo_library/images/photo_no_270.jpg

[English Gent]

Shakin'!!

http://www.topnews.in/files/Michael-J-Fox.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hahaha...this guys like a michael madsen / colin quinn

[Wilmington WOW]

and who exactly would play this video
surely not MTV
maybe VH1 classic....after midnight

[Jimmy's Dignity]

haha, his wife doesn't like him, his son can't sing, and his hot daughter is a hellcat. That's awesome

[Jimmy's Dignity]

and who exactly would play this video
surely not MTV
maybe VH1 classic....after midnight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbhXmSBlS_U

and you when you hit play

[Awful Me]

Is it about a guy who hasn't had a hit in 25 years, but has alimony payments like he's Sting?

smacking your old lady doesn't count as having a hit 25 years ago requiring you to pay alimony....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I've always loved this remix

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Coming soon to "Live @ the Compound"....Eddie Money!

[Wilmington WOW]

Coming soon to "Live @ the Compound"....Eddie Money's daughter!


fixed


I love how people blame grunge
not their shitty songs

[DonTheTrucker]

Eddie should get drunk on Ant's podcast.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Coming soon to "Live @ the Compound"....Eddie Money's daughter!fixedOoooohhh.....Wilm readin' Ant's mind!


The picture they're talkin' about

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jesse_boobs.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

The other picture Ant was just talking about....

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/04/03/amd_tv2.jpg

[CousinDave]

Ooooohhh.....Wilm readin' Ant's mind!


The picture they're talkin' about

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jesse_boobs.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5mxw-sYc_F0/R_Yupz5ZK4I/AAAAAAAAMsI/0ain4XOf81k/s400/cradle1.jpg

[Stig]

Iko Iko makes me want to burn down a children's hospital.

[Stig]

Seether made Careless Whisper sound like EVERY SONG ON ROCK RADIO. Good work boys. You took gay and made it generic.

[Awful Me]

Iko Iko makes me want to burn down a children's hospital.



at least you aren't in louisiana where that song and shit like it is the anthem to everything.

Still not as bad as songs like Hot Hot Hot on cruise ships, but it's close.

[Redding]

I personally like the original better...yeah im gay

[DonTheTrucker]

Seether is just as gay as the original version.

[Awful Me]

Seether made Careless Whisper sound like EVERY SONG ON ROCK RADIO. Good work boys. You took gay and made it generic.



Wait, that wasn't Nickelback?

[Stig]

New instant feedback leader!

[Mobo]

Ha ha! Stig!

[Wilmington WOW]

I disagree
you either like a song or you don't regardless of who performs it.
Opie likes this song but he is too cool to admit it
He is comfortable admitting to liking the generic "rock" version




sorry maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan stig
I agree with you too cool for the fucking room faggot
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Blue Heeler]

Enjoy your ass pumping Stig

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5mxw-sYc_F0/R_Yupz5ZK4I/AAAAAAAAMsI/0ain4XOf81k/s400/cradle1.jpg
that stomach does need a map of Hawaii spattered on it.


hahaha, Stig maaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhnnn

[Awful Me]

Oof .... Stig takes a beating.

[crippledalbino]

That made me so happy.

[CousinDave]

Seether made Careless Whisper sound like EVERY SONG ON ROCK RADIO. Good work boys. You took gay and made it generic.



yea mannnnnnnnn

[Awful Me]

Poker Face is a fucking TERRIBLE song. FUCKING TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
this is the song that opie made fun when the radio station format that took over for them played
it was new and opie didn't know it so he made fun of it.



maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[Blue Heeler]

New instant feedback leader!

I'm thinking no...

[Redding]

Poker Face is a fucking TERRIBLE song. FUCKING TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

terrible but i cant get it out of my head...it hits me on a subconscious level

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha, Instant Replay = win :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[Mobo]

That made me so happy.

G'morning, sir.

this monday was proving to be uneventful......thanks, STIG!

[Kicked Frisky]

ecch, fucking monkey jibberish.

[Stig]

Enjoy your ass pumping Stig

Fuck that. They had a tantrum to cover their insecurity over liking shitty music.

[crippledalbino]

I'm thinking no...
You're grumpy because even when your feedbacks ARE read, they never get a reaction. At all. Of any kind.

[Wilmington WOW]

boog boog powell

http://images.camdenchat.com/images/admin/40_bpowell.jpg


starvin, earl we got any BBQ back there?

[Blue Heeler]

The only thing that's catchy about that song is Sickle Cell and AIDS.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Sweet Topless Girl playing with Ice

Someone link this

[Stig]

Oof .... Stig takes a beating.

It's not a beating if they're completely wrong. :icon_cool
That was a 3 year old's tantrum.

[crippledalbino]

G'morning, sir.

this monday was proving to be uneventful......thanks, STIG!

Morning, Mobo.
I thought of you this weekend when I was listening to a Ron and Fez replay and Ron says something like "There's no one who doesn't like food. That's moronic." And I was thinking "I know this guy..."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahahha, "Please have a dick"

[crippledalbino]

boog boog powell

http://images.camdenchat.com/images/admin/40_bpowell.jpg


starvin, earl we got any BBQ back there?
Miss Earl. :(
The only thing that's catchy about that song is Sickle Cell and AIDS.

Luckily, Sickle Cell isn't contagious.
As though sitting here jobless is draining the iron content from my blood.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I like how Opie asks what song is in the background and then they proceed to talk over it so that we can't hear the song to tell him...

awesome

[Arc Lite]

Is that Wackbag's famous "Who is this girl" (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31832&page=18) girl. Christina model or whatever her name is?

*NSFW* http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/sweet-topless-girl-plays-with-ice-cubes.html

[Kicked Frisky]

Sweet Topless Girl playing with Ice

Someone link this

http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/sweet-topless-girl-plays-with-ice-cubes.html

[Jimmy's Dignity]

*NSFW* Topless Chick plays with ice (http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/sweet-topless-girl-plays-with-ice-cubes.html) *NSFW*

[DonTheTrucker]

It's not a beating if they're completely wrong. :icon_cool
That was a 3 year old's tantrum.

If they hadn't spent 5 minutes bashing another song, they'd have some room to talk.

[Jame_gumb]

haha where do you live .ill come over

[Wilmington WOW]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5mxw-sYc_F0/R_Yupz5ZK4I/AAAAAAAAMsI/0ain4XOf81k/s400/cradle1.jpg

If she got a nose job, she could be the gossip girl

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5773166,00.jpg

[Mobo]

Morning, Mobo.
I thought of you this weekend when I was listening to a Ron and Fez replay and Ron says something like "There's no one who doesn't like food. That's moronic." And I was thinking "I know this guy..."

Yup...that's me....the non-food-eating moron...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is that Wackbag's famous "Who is this girl" girl. Christina model or whatever her name is?

*NSFW* http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/sweet-topless-girl-plays-with-ice-cubes.html

http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/sweet-topless-girl-plays-with-ice-cubes.html

Thanks...I was too eager so I looked it up too...at work. :icon_redf

she does look kind of like Christina Model

[salz4life]

that broad is outstanding.

[Wilmington WOW]

oh yeah, this part of the song was in East bound and down

"I get pussy on the reg..."

[crippledalbino]

Is that Wackbag's famous "Who is this girl" girl. Christina model or whatever her name is?

*NSFW* http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/sweet-topless-girl-plays-with-ice-cubes.html

You may be right. I haven't looked at her face yet.

[Stig]

Luckily, Sickle Cell isn't contagious.


Bullshit. One man can pass it to dozens of his bastard children.

[Arc Lite]

It is her. Just got the same room / bed on her webcam page.

http://www.christinamodel.com/home.html

Just scroll down a bit to see the same room.

[crippledalbino]

Yup...that's me....the non-food-eating moron...
Hey, it's all good, it gives you more options in life. It's like guys who are totally nondiscriminating in who they fuck.
Is that Wackbag's famous "Who is this girl" girl. Christina model or whatever her name is?

*NSFW* http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/sweet-topless-girl-plays-with-ice-cubes.html

http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/sweet-topless-girl-plays-with-ice-cubes.html

Do we really need to do NSFW tags on just a link?

[Blue Heeler]

You're grumpy because even when your feedbacks ARE read, they never get a reaction. At all. Of any kind.

zoal's bit, but here's a link from a couple months ago to prove you wrong:

http://www.whackbag.com/showthread.php?t=104251&highlight=blue+heeler+jupiter&page=4

Blue Heeler from Jupiter. :action-sm

[pwig]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/41888-1/ChristinaModelNude.jpg

Mod edit: When posting pictures of nudity, they must be placed in NSFW brackets. [NSFW] image location [ /NSFW] just minus the space

[Hog's Big Ben]

That song is Vamp by Trentmoller

FIXED

[Stig]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/41888-1/ChristinaModelNude.jpg

Mod edit: When posting pictures of nudity, they must be placed in NSFW brackets. [NSFW] image location [ /NSFW] just minus the space

You may be the first newbie to not get smashed for their entire first day.



But I wouldn't bet on it.:rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

zoal's bit, but here's a link from a couple months ago to prove you wrong:

http://www.whackbag.com/showthread.php?t=104251&highlight=blue+heeler+jupiter&page=4

Blue Heeler from Jupiter. :action-sm
Nothing cooler than someone who copies Zoal's bit.
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/41888-1/ChristinaModelNude.jpg

Mod edit: When posting pictures of nudity, they must be placed in NSFW brackets. [NSFW] image location [ /NSFW] just minus the space
Ha ha. Welcome to wackbag.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

God's Salami Story

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/GODsalami-thumb.jpg

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2009/05/no_baloney_woman_finds_god_in.html

[crippledalbino]

Doug from Waltham is my favorite Instant Feedbacker ever.

[crippledalbino]

God's Salami Story

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/GODsalami-thumb.jpg

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2009/05/no_baloney_woman_finds_god_in.html

We're all sitting around and talking tits, and THIS is how you contribute?

[CousinDave]

here is her my space

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=385269159

[Stig]

The only thing that could make that video better would be a nice Journey song. Am I right, or am I right?

[Stig]

God's Salami Story

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/GODsalami-thumb.jpg

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2009/05/no_baloney_woman_finds_god_in.html

It's a Salami full of GOO. Nothing unusual.

[crippledalbino]

The only thing that could make that video better would be a nice Journey song. Am I right, or am I right?

Dont stop believing.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

We're all sitting around and talking tits, and THIS is how you contribute?

It’s an inquisition Spin….

Chloroform that Ice bitch…get her on a deli slicer set on thin and boom.

[Kicked Frisky]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6b2ou_ewa-sonnet-icecubes

[crippledalbino]

It’s an inquisition Spin….

Chloroform that Ice bitch…get her on a deli slicer set on thin and boom.

Nobody expects... (http://Meatspin.com)

[DonTheTrucker]

Dont stop believing.

That video has Foreigner's "I wanna know what love is" written all over it.

[Hog's Big Ben]

It's fucking Vamp by Trentemoller, Opie. Nobody there reads this fucking website?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

*NSFW* Ewa Sonnett Ice Cubes (http://www.dailymotion.com/woshrug/video/x6b2ou_ewa-sonnet-icecubes) *NSFW*
well...once you register it's NSFW

[Stig]

Nobody expects... (http://Meatspin.com)

Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, etc., etc.

[crippledalbino]

That video has Foreigner's "I wanna know what love is" written all over it. FUCK OBAMA!!!!!

Here, let me fix that for you. You're slipping, Don.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha, "OH YEAH!! OH YEAH!!! OH YEAH!!!! Oh....no."

[crippledalbino]

Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, etc., etc.

....and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope.

I'll come in again.

[Awful Me]

It's not a beating if they're completely wrong. :icon_cool
That was a 3 year old's tantrum.



I just got excited and jumped on the bandwagon. Sorry sir. I agreed with you.

[DonTheTrucker]

It's fucking Vamp by Trentemoller, Opie. Nobody there reads this fucking website?

Not anymore. Its all paltalk all the time now.

[crippledalbino]

I just got excited and jumped on the bandwagon. Sorry sir. I agreed with you.

The best thing about Awf is how timely he is with his defense.

[Blue Heeler]

I am Inven-TOR!

[Stig]

I am Inven-TOR!

I like thinking about inventions.


LIBDIB!

[Stig]

....and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope.

I'll come in again.

Trouble at the mill... One of the flay rods has gone out of skew on the treadle!

[DonTheTrucker]

Here, let me fix that for you. You're slipping, Don.

Gee, thanks.

[crippledalbino]

I am Inven-TOR!

I am the Walrus.
Shut the fuck up, Donny, you're out of your element.
http://x-stream.fortunecity.com/fleetst/71/donny.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Trouble at the mill... One of the flay rods has gone out of skew on the treadle!
Stig just won the obscure python line contest.
(even if he did have to add it on after the fact)
Gee, thanks.

Everyone has a bit, Don. You're the guy angrily mashing conservatism into your blackberry, and we love you for it.

[Stig]

I am the Walrus.


Goo goo, g'joob.

[Stig]

I like thinking about inventions.


LIBDIB!
Found it!
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6861/inventions.jpg (http://img246.imageshack.us/my.php?image=inventions.jpg)

[crippledalbino]

Good good, good job.

Finally I get the respect and admiration I deserve around here.

[Stig]

Finally I get the respect and admiration I deserve around here.

Um. Yeah.

[crippledalbino]

Um. Yeah.

Just think. If I regurgitated my hilarious wackbag posts into the Instant Feedback page and got yelled at too, we could be partners! O&A would forever be talking about The Stig and Cripple show and how awesome we are!

[Stig]

Just think. If I regurgitated my hilarious wackbag posts into the Instant Feedback page and got yelled at too, we could be partners! O&A would forever be talking about The Stig and Cripple show and how awesome we are!

Me and Mobo have a detective agency. LIBDIB!

[crippledalbino]

Me and Mobo have a detective agency. LIBDIB!

Please. You motherfuckers couldn't even figure out who Decoupage was.

[Stig]

Please. You motherfuckers couldn't even figure out who Decoupage was.

We get $100 a day, plus expenses. We really don't care about actually solving anything. At least not in a hurry.

[crippledalbino]

We get $100 a day, plus expenses. We really don't care about actually solving anything. At least not in a hurry.

Hm.
Do I get a happy ending with that?

[Stig]

Hm.
Do I get a happy ending with that?

Well, I suppose that if we solve your mystery for you... OH, GOD, NO! :icon_eek:

OK, I can't really speak for Mobo on that one.

[crippledalbino]

Well, I suppose that if we solve your mystery for you... OH, GOD, NO! :icon_eek:

OK, I can't really speak for Mobo on that one.

I don't see him here to defend himself, I say you volunteer him for everything.

Yes, everything.

[Stig]

I don't see him here to defend himself, I say you volunteer him for everything.

Yes, everything.

Good idea.
Not only will he give you a hot oil rubdown, he'll jerk you off, give you a sloppy, bareback blow job, then squat down on your hog and take a load in the ass. THEN, he'll clean you off with his hot, agile tongue.
$100, plus expenses. Tour buses welcome.

[crippledalbino]

Good idea.
Not only will he give you a hot oil rubdown, he'll jerk you off, give you a sloppy, bareback blow job, then squat down on your hog and take a load in the ass. THEN, he'll clean you off with his hot, agile tongue.
$100, plus expenses. Tour buses welcome.

Mobo
When he's not here to defend himself, he's the faggiest fag ever

[Stig]

Mobo
When he's not here to defend himself, he's the faggiest fag ever

Crippledalbino
He will throw you under the bus.

[Blue Heeler]

Crippledalbino
He will throw you under the bus.

Stig
He steals a bit and makes it less funny.

[LiddyRules]

Did they do anything after that idiot Eddie Money sang his stupid song for morons?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Wow. JD, what's the leaderboard look like now?

Stig = 51,924
Jimmy's Dignity = 47,682
Liddy Rules = 39,001
BallBuster1 = 30,109
Krisko = 28,292
DonTheTrucker = 27,355
Chester'sLiver = 26,629
crippledalbino = 24,681
CM Mark = 23,153
mighymalachi = 21,268


that being said....replay!

[Stig]

Stig
He steals a bit and makes it less funny.

Blue Heeler
They used to read his instant feedback.

[Stig]

Stig = 51,924
Jimmy's Dignity = 47,682
Liddy Rules = 39,001
BallBuster1 = 30,109
Krisko = 28,292
DonTheTrucker = 27,355
Chester'sLiver = 26,629
crippledalbino = 24,681
CM Mark = 23,153
mighymalachi = 21,268


that being said....replay!


Quantity > Quality
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Quantity > Quality
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

as Stalin said....quantity has a quality all it's own

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t312/T312353A.jpg

[Paux Fas]

after watching ant's live from the compound from this weekend.. this seems boring. i was looking forward to jim popping in and doing a show with ant.

[Stig]

as Stalin said....quantity has a quality all it's own

He sure killed a lot of Russians.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

after watching ant's live from the compound from this weekend.. this seems boring. i was looking forward to jim popping in and doing a show with ant.

I havent checked it out but if this is true I'll have to cancel my Mogulus subscription.

[Paux Fas]

I havent checked it out but if this is true I'll have to cancel my Mogulus subscription.

You have an actual subscription? I use Roche's link which is straight video and NO chat. (Thanks Roche!)

http://anthonyradio.blogsite.org/

[RobeSoup&Tears]

You have an actual subscription? I use Roche's link which is straight video and NO chat. (Thanks Roche!)

http://anthonyradio.blogsite.org/

Of course...everybody knows you send payments to Razor Roman from The Nofate & Razor Show.

Here's what you do...get Razor's PayPal address and send a donation. He'll forward you a link to be able to get a Premier Connection to Mogulus.

Live At The Compound (and other shows) are broadcasted so much better.

[Paux Fas]

Of course...everybody knows you send payments to Razor Roman from The Nofate & Razor Show.

Here's what you do...get Razor's PayPal address and send a donation. He'll forward you a link to be able to get a Premier Connection to Mogulus.

Live At The Compound (and other shows) are broadcasted so much better.

uumm.. ok? :huh:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, a biggest penis contest with a bunch of trannies. That would be fucking hysterical

[Redding]

Opie doesnt know how to take a compliment.

[CousinDave]

Stig = 51,924
Jimmy's Dignity = 47,682
Liddy Rules = 39,001
BallBuster1 = 30,109
Krisko = 28,292
DonTheTrucker = 27,355
Chester'sLiver = 26,629
crippledalbino = 24,681
CM Mark = 23,153
mighymalachi = 21,268


that being said....replay!


Come on Liddy, 3rd - what's wrong with you ? Spending to much time doing your outlines ?

[Wilmington WOW]

rekay

I got some work to do to get in the top 10

[Wilmington WOW]

hannity was giving Wanda shit earlier

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Technically....he was giving her shit later. We may be at now now, but we're listening to then. So what's happening now is happening now, not then.

:action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Wow, even Anthony...ANTHONY doesn't know Rush hasn't been fat in years.

[Wilmington WOW]

Technically....he was giving her shit later. We may be at now now, but we're listening to then. So what's happening now is happening now, not then.

:action-sm

well shit
are you talking BTTF or Lost time lines ;)

[Paux Fas]

I love how they break down the President's comedic timing in a few.. "Bush was funnier".. was he.

[Wilmington WOW]

Wow, even Anthony...ANTHONY doesn't know Rush hasn't been fat in years.

he is back to the old fat sack of shit self

C-Pack 2009

http://andrewromanblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/limbaugh_cpac_speech_cnn_640x480.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

well shit
are you talking BTTF or Lost time lines ;)

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/spungy/380spaceballs.jpg

:D

[CousinDave]

KICK ASS!

New WOW stickers

[LiddyRules]

Come on Liddy, 3rd - what's wrong with you ? Spending to much time doing your outlines ? I don't like sports, which destroys one forum I could post in. I do other things than post on this board you know.

he is back to the old fat sack of shit self

C-Pack 2009

http://andrewromanblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/limbaugh_cpac_speech_cnn_640x480.jpg That's not fat. He's built.

KICK ASS!

New WOW stickers Just as useless as the old ones.

[Mother Shucker]

Christina Model?

[Ballbuster1]

Stig = 51,924
Jimmy's Dignity = 47,682
Liddy Rules = 39,001
BallBuster1 = 30,109
Krisko = 28,292
DonTheTrucker = 27,355
Chester'sLiver = 26,629
crippledalbino = 24,681
CM Mark = 23,153
mighymalachi = 21,268



that being said....replay!#4 and I don't dwell in listening threads.
Yeah for me I guess!
Or I've just been here too long.

[Mother Shucker]

http://www.christina-model.com/cm-prom-2004.jpg

[CousinDave]

http://www.christina-model.com/cm-prom-2004.jpg

here is her my space

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=385269159

[DonTheTrucker]

he is back to the old fat sack of shit self

C-Pack 2009

http://andrewromanblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/limbaugh_cpac_speech_cnn_640x480.jpg

I know your side has little to go on, but I'm sure you remember how fat Rush used to be 15 years ago. He was huge. It must kill you that no matter how hard you try, the guy is still the biggest thing in radio history, and the only way to beat him is to outlaw him, which isn't likely to happen anytime soon, no matter how hard the left tries.