O&A Listening Thread 05/13 - WOW Me or GTFO!!

[Motor Head]

Tits or GTFO!!!:action-sm

[Saikotic]

Gratz on the early thread but your asshole should be stuffed with the spicy mucous of a hundred mexicans for the lame thread title.

[Motor Head]

It was WOW or a reference to the video on liveleak of RETARD FIGHT CLUB.

[Saikotic]

There's something called RETARD FIGHT CLUB and you DIDN'T think to link it? Jesus, were you the star? You mean I gotta look for this gem? PLEASE tell me it's actual ant-brains going mano e mano.

[Motor Head]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=842_1242172882
I wish they would show more footage. But an actual retard fight club would be an internet sensation and I would have to cancel one of my porn accounts to subscribe.

[Saikotic]

You.... pay.... for porn?

Can someone explain that to me?

[Motor Head]

You.... pay.... for porn?

Can someone explain that to me?

Hey! Chicks banging donkey's aren't exactly posted everywhere.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!:action-sm

[PartyRock24]

Morning everyone

[Motor Head]

SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING - Golf ball size hail is starting to fall, this should scare the shit out of all the truck drivers that are sleeping in thier trucks out in the back lot.

[Saikotic]

Firing off a few IMs to start the day. I should have pasted them all here. I have the last one:

Jim Norton is being forced to retire as a comedian as all words spoken from the lil guy's lips are the exclusive property of Sirius/XM and the scamp further cannot make personal appearances on Red Eye, The Tonight Show or To Catch A Predator.

[English Gent]

Die.

[Motor Head]

Die.
Spotted Dick eater.
http://www.snarkhunting.com/images/Spotted_Dick475.jpg

[English Gent]

Spotted Dick eater.
http://www.snarkhunting.com/images/Spotted_Dick475.jpg

Whereas you prefer.......

http://www.stonerforums.com/lounge/attachments/humor-comedy/3271d1202774369-dirtiest-sounding-food-name-6faggots.jpg

[Saikotic]

Ron Howard, nice.

[English Gent]

The Opie, Opie & Anthony Show?

[west milly tom]

Sup sluts

[west milly tom]

David = the executive intern

[Motor Head]

You'd all be laughing now if it were'nt for my David!!!!

[west milly tom]

Sooo enough of this guy.

[west milly tom]

"I'm gonna make it happen"
Lol

[west milly tom]

I am super hung over and Sam's voice sounds like nails on a chalk board.

[English Gent]

David makes me wish that Hitler had been more thorough.

[Awful Me]

EDIT: I had a comment about my hate of David, but then I saw ENGLISH GENT's comment, and out of respect for a line that is a million times better, I have removed mine.

[Motor Head]

'Daddy Issues' Girl of the day.
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/93%20busty%20chick%20flashes.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Morning.

[English Gent]

EDIT: I had a comment about my hate of David, but then I saw ENGLISH GENT's comment, and out of respect for a line that is a million times better, I have removed mine.

Thanking you kindly, Sire.

[west milly tom]

'Daddy Issues' Girl of the day.
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/93%20busty%20chick%20flashes.jpg

Potd!

[Motor Head]

Potd!
She does have some pretty lucious fun bags.:icon_mrgr

Morning BH

[west milly tom]

Turn it off, turn it off!!!

[English Gent]

Lady GaGa's song would be far more accurate, if it were called 'Buttaface'.

[Saikotic]

I want them to dress David like this:
http://www.xtcian.com/RobHalford.jpg

[Guilty Spark]

David is going away soon, right?

[Saikotic]

:)

[Blue Heeler]

Good job Psychotic

[west milly tom]

She does have some pretty lucious fun bags.:icon_mrgr

Morning BH

I love her 'I didn't work for this' stomach too.


Good line Sai.

[English Gent]

Slow IF day.......

[Motor Head]

Good job Saikotic, you have made an actual contribution beyond your usual mundane drudgery and sociopathic fantasy sharing.

[Saikotic]

http://therecshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/freddie-mercury.jpg

David needs a makeover

[Motor Head]

Xylone-B makes for a wonderful makeover.

[Saikotic]

Xylone-B makes for a wonderful makeover.

http://www.meathouse.com/images/sa/gestapos.jpg

[Pearce]

What did Saikotic IF? I missed about a half hour there

[Saikotic]

What did Saikotic IF? I missed about a half hour there

Nothing important. I want them to dress David in leather like Rob Halford.

[Blue Heeler]

Can anyone say...LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSUIT!?

[Awful Me]

Can anyone say...LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSUIT!?



Lawsuit. Wow, that was easier than I thought.

[DonTheTrucker]

Hola shitdicks.

[Blue Heeler]

Lawsuit. Wow, that was easier than I thought.

oh...well good job Sir.

[DonTheTrucker]

Story is useless without pics of the unqualified chick pilot.

[English Gent]

I guess no one's told Jimmy that a turboprop and a turbofan are more or less the same thing.........

[DonTheTrucker]

I guess no one's told Jimmy that a turboprop and a turbojet are more or less the same thing.........

He's a creature of habit and emotion. I've stopped even noticing when he says stupid shit like that. The Ted bits make up for it.

[Steam]

Story is useless without pics of the unqualified chick pilot.

Seemed decent looking enough. Saw a pic on Headline News as I was rubbing one out to Robin Meade.

[Vyce]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Saikotic]

Story is useless without pics of the unqualified chick pilot.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/12/article-1180864-04E92249000005DC-916_468x335.jpg


No great loss.

[Blue Heeler]

Dan the Pilot > Don the Trucker

[DonTheTrucker]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/12/article-1180864-04E92249000005DC-916_468x335.jpg


No great loss.

Like you haven't done worse.

[Vyce]

Seemed decent looking enough. Saw a pic on Headline News as I was rubbing one out to Robin Meade.

So I'm not the only one who does that.

Every morning.

[Saikotic]

Like you haven't done worse.

I didn't yell "Wheeeeee" and then die in a fiery plane crash. This is where the Gent steps up and tells me he wishes I had.

[DonTheTrucker]

Dan the Pilot > Don the Trucker

That's uncalled for...

[Stig]

That's uncalled for...

He has a liberal blog.

[DonTheTrucker]

I didn't yell "Wheeeeee" and then die in a fiery plane crash. This is where the Gent steps up and tells me he wishes I had.

I didn't say I'd want her flying a plane. Only that I'd throw a load on her face.

[Stig]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/12/article-1180864-04E92249000005DC-916_468x335.jpg


No great loss.

The sad thing is that all those people died, and that dork never had a chance with her.

[mascan42]

Quick preview of the Ron Howard interview:

Ant: Hey Opie?
Opie: Yeah?
Ant: Not you!
*repeat 30 times*

[Awful Me]

Like you haven't done worse.

I've jacked about worse.

[Saikotic]

The sad thing is that all those people died, and that dork never had a chance with her.

But now he'll be with her forever. Along with bits of all the passengers and burning steel.

[Saikotic]

I've jacked about worse.

The elderly suffering from Alzheimer's?

A stroke victim with Tourette's?

[DonTheTrucker]

The sad thing is that all those people died, and that dork never had a chance with her.

Not only that, but you mean to tell me there is not a single picture of her in uniform? Not even on her ID badge?

[DonTheTrucker]

I've jacked about worse.

Well I don't jack to blondes, but I'd smack her in the face with my dick any day.

[Blue Heeler]

Not only that, but you mean to tell me there I not a single picture of her in uniform? Not even on her ID badge?

Don likes to remind everyone that auto-type on a BB sucks.

[Steam]

So I'm not the only one who does that.

Every morning.

I tune in every morning. The cunt had the audacity to wear jeans today though. So I had to just pause it on a face shot. Insensitive whore.

Oh well, I'm late enough for work as it is. Later.

[Blue Heeler]

Wish Jimmy would hush up and let Ron Howard finish a sentence.

[DonTheTrucker]

I always liked Ron Howard. Not a great director, but he's made a few great movies.

[Blue Heeler]

I'm looking forward to seeing Angels & Demons.

[English Gent]

Angels & Demons is a better book than The DaVinci Code. Completely absurd ending, but it's a better book overall.

[Blue Heeler]

This interview is all over the place and going fast, you can tell the boys know Ron doesn't have much time and won't be hanging around.

[DonTheTrucker]

Beautiful Mind stole the award from the first (and best) LOTR movie.

[Pearce]

They should ask him about his hot daughter and her terrible acting.

[English Gent]

Yeah, I'd completely forgotten that Bale was doing a scene With Bryce Howard.

[Blue Heeler]

Good interview.

[Stig]

Yeah, I'd completely forgotten that Bale was doing a scene With Bryce Howard.

Nobody knew she was there because she didn't piss him off.

[Blue Heeler]

Nobody knew she was there because she didn't piss him off.

He does say Bryce during the tirade.

[Pearce]

DICE! I love that he's finally back.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning campers.

Andrew is one of those comedians that say things funny as opposed to saying funny things.
You see his current set and it’s not that good but hearing him talking about a trip to the grocery store and he’ll kill.

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!!!
taking today off. Sick.:icon_eek:

[English Gent]

Who the fuck is this fucking awful band?

[TheJew]

Who the fuck is this fucking awful band?

dice's 14 & 18 year old kids

[Awful Me]

lyrics are kinda ehhhh, but the music is good.

[Wilmington WOW]

pretty good music for a 14 and 18 year old

voice not so good though

[Bluestreak]

That gutar riff is a "sampling" of Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Don't care for the tune but not bad at all for a 14 year old.

Possible title tracks:
- Tounge up a chicks ass
- Hot Soup
- Which Way
- I'm Ova Here Now
- Wackbag...wackbag
- I got cha' last

[Stig]

Who the fuck is this fucking awful band?

dice's 14 & 18 year old kids

pretty good music for a 14 and 18 year old

voice not so good though

<---- So happy he had his headphones off for a while...

[English Gent]

dice's 14 & 18 year old kids

They stink and deserve to be anally violated forthwith by AIDS-ridden crack addicts.

[Stig]

Don't care for the tune but not bad at all for a 14 year old.

Possible title tracks:
- Tounge up a chicks ass
- Hot Soup
- Which Way
- I'm Ova Here Now
- Wackbag...wackbag
- I got cha' last

From their new album, Dutch Clutch!

[Lil Precious]

meh...sounds like my band in the 90's

but my dad was not a famous comedian and couldnt plug me on a national radio show

[Awful Me]

From their new album, Dutch Clutch!

Double Album.

CD2: All Day Long.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

At 14 being that good on guitar is really impressive and insert some creativity and they'll probably have a good first album.

There's a video out there of some little Asian kid on a guitar that's amazing.

[English Gent]

No, Dice. No we do not want to hear 'a quick track', thanks.

[Awful Me]

Blitz is what I was playing while high out of my mind in 96.

[English Gent]

http://i.bnet.com/blogs/jonas-brothers-251.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

So if Opie admits he would say the music was good if it wasn't to not insult Dice,
How do we know he is being truthful now?

Maybe the new gag is to say "we were going to say it was good even if it wasn't, but it's really good" - all the while he doesn't like it.


I hear ya!

[Awful Me]

"people are saying....."

[Stig]

You know, for 14 year old kids, they're really pretty good. They'll mature lyrically, and the music's not bad. Kid plays guitar pretty well, too.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://i.bnet.com/blogs/jonas-brothers-251.jpg

That kid should not be allowed to play a Gibson SG and wear those Vans.

[Stig]

So if Opie admits he would say the music was good if it wasn't to not insult Dice.
How do we know he is being truthful now?

Maybe the new gag is to say "we were going to say it was good even if it wasn't, but is really good" - all the while he doesn't like it.


I hear ya!

Remember, Opie likes Seether, and will defend them to the death.

[Wilmington WOW]

<---- So happy he had his headphones off for a while...

You know, for 14 year old kids, they're really pretty good. They'll mature lyrically, and the music's not bad. Kid plays guitar pretty well, too.

:icon_conf

[Stig]

That kid should not be allowed to play a Gibson SG and wear those Vans.

The other one should be stripped of his Les Paul, too.
Let the little faggots play an Ibanez.

[Stig]

:icon_conf

I read the reviews and missed the first songs. Then I heard the last one.

[Synnite]

The songs are reminiscent of very early Bad Religion. Not bad, but could still use some work.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I think I spelled the name of there site wrong.

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:bwxOfoKRcNfSNM:http://modulo3.rendered.startpda.net/26850001-26900000/26855502_500_500_A1To.jpeg

[Stig]

LA Rocks is a shitty name.

[orvillenix]

I heard a little bit of Kings X in that first tune as well...

[Lil Precious]

but Dice...they wouldnt get discovered if you were not their dad...duh!!!!!!!!

It doesnt matter how good you are its who you know.

They would be just another band...trying to get discovered.

[DonTheTrucker]

20 years ago these kids would have been huge.

[Blue Heeler]

LA Rocks is a shitty name.

I think it's mexican for "the Rocks"...horrible name, nothing special about the sound, second song sucked, first one wasn't great, it was ok.

[undertow]

dice=boring ass show

omg dont play another....

[Redding]

From their new album, Dutch Clutch!

All day long

[Wilmington WOW]

The other one should be stripped of his Les Paul, too.
Let the little faggots play an Ibanez.

ha ha
I have a purple lefty Ibanez right out of a Poison video
It was the only used lefty I could find when I was "attempting" to learn how to play.

[meanmarv]

I hope the boys are wearing a dribble cup?

[GuessTheCherry]

Why are they kissing his ass? This band sucks.

[Redding]

The other one should be stripped of his Les Paul, too.
Let the little faggots play an Ibanez.

Ibanez?

http://kevinmbaseball.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/raul-ibanez.jpg

[Redding]

that bass line reminded me of another baseline they enjoy playing on the show...

[Wilmington WOW]

they should cover
"you're unbelievable" the song that samples Dice.



not really

[English Gent]

Stonehenge!!

[Wilmington WOW]

I think I spelled the name of there site wrong.

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:bwxOfoKRcNfSNM:http://modulo3.rendered.startpda.net/26850001-26900000/26855502_500_500_A1To.jpeg

<Master Po> perhaps you misspelled more than that





pot kettle black

[meanmarv]

fruity pebbles

[blotto98]

oh what a rif!


(yawn)

[Stig]

Ibanez?

http://kevinmbaseball.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/raul-ibanez.jpg

Japanese brand. Metal guys like them.
The Jonas fags aren't worthy of a Gibson.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
Apparently Opie is not reading the IFs from wackbaggers.

[Wilmington WOW]

(ee-bon-yez) - the Phils MVP so far


(Eye-banez) - my crappy guitar

[Lil Precious]

notice Anthony its saying much...

[undertow]

just kick him out the door and hand him the phone

[Pearce]

Wink Wakeup Crew
http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/481/Image/IMG_0404.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://i.bnet.com/blogs/jonas-brothers-251.jpg

oh yuck, they look like little girls. :yuck2:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So apparently a fan of Black Sabbath was a some signing.
Wonder if Jimmy approves.

http://www.break.com/index/black-sabbaths-biggest-fan.html

[KNUCKLEUP]

(ee-bon-yez) - the Phils MVP so far


(Eye-banez) - my crappy guitar

:haha7: :haha7:

[Wilmington WOW]

Holy Long Break Batman!

What is this FM?

[KNUCKLEUP]

these threads are like a graveyard lately. :/

[Wilmington WOW]

So ass fucking on your Birthday Opie?

[DonTheTrucker]

oh yuck, they look like little girls. :yuck2:

My kid doesn't even listen to that shit.

[undertow]

these threads are like a graveyard lately. :/

have u heard the show today? i'm out:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Good morning, world.

[Wilmington WOW]

Good morning, world.

yo :action-sm

Now we can get started.

[Pearce]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/713/img00031200905130911jpg.jpg

[Redding]

not bad dice

[Stig]

have u heard the show today? i'm out:action-sm

Oh shit, we lost whatsisname! :icon_eek:


Elvis sucks balls.

[Stig]

Good morning, world.

Hi, Snugglebunny.

[English Gent]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/713/img00031200905130911jpg.jpg

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsR/14836-7386.gif

[DocSavage]

boy does he need a new look.

[Stig]

Did he say "I'm a Semen Mixer?"

[Wilmington WOW]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/713/img00031200905130911jpg.jpg

nice gloves, jacket and glasses

what a buffoon

[Stig]

They're just killing time until 10:30. Then they can say they've given us enough great radio and it's time to go.

[English Gent]

"So, Elvis is taking his final shit, and I got my tongue up his ass!! Oww!!"

[DocSavage]

"...he does these impressions and stuff....you would swear he was really the guy!"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

They're just killing time until 10:30. Then they can say they've given us enough great radio and it's time to go.

Correctamundo.

Live from the dice shower.

Love the Ant improv.

[crippledalbino]

Hi, Snugglebunny.
G'morning, beautiful.
"So, Elvis is taking his final shit, and I got my tongue up his ass!! Oww!!"
I miss Loki. :(

[Wilmington WOW]

I never like when comedians sing on SNL
I really don't like dice singing

[Jame_gumb]

steve from bayshore does a way better elvis

[Stig]

G'morning, beautiful.

I miss Loki. :(

I think that he and Ted ran off to San Francisco.

[crippledalbino]

I'm glad I stayed home from work today just to listen to this.

[Stig]

It just occurred to me that with the show sucking this badly, I don't HAVE to listen to the very end.

[Stig]

I'm glad I stayed home from work today just to listen to this.

Um...:icon_conf

[crippledalbino]

I think that he and Ted ran off to San Francisco.

And had a threesome with universalremobo.

[Jame_gumb]

i dont care for dice.not even back in the WNEW days

[crippledalbino]

i dont care for dice.not even back in the WNEW days

i dont care for proper punctuation.even in a listening thread

[Jame_gumb]

i dont care for proper punctuation.even in a listening threadwell sir we all can't be perfect like you :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

well sir we all can't be perfect like you :action-sm

No, but every now and again the occasional person attains the glorious level of knowing that you're supposed to put a space after a period.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

OMG...Conway is a low quality ghetto style type store.

He's talking about thickness of sweatshirts...the cut and quality is God awful.
and that's if the front doesn't have cheesy New York City or Obama print.
Ecccch!!

[CousinDave]

No, but every now and again the occasional person attains the glorious level of knowing that you're supposed to put a space after a period.


its 2 spaces after a period

[crippledalbino]

its 2 spaces after a period

And four ruined pairs of panties.

[Jame_gumb]

No, but every now and again the occasional person attains the glorious level of knowing that you're supposed to put a space after a period.true. but i dont recall the terms of use stating that i have to use proper punctuation

[crippledalbino]

true. but i dont recall the terms of use stating that i have to use proper punctuation

Yeah, and you're from Cleveland so our expectations are pretty low to start with.

And you still don't meet them.

[CousinDave]

what a jew

[Wilmington WOW]

No, but every now and again the occasional person attains the glorious level of knowing that you're supposed to put a space after a period.

How about India.Arie?


<inside my head>

Don't make Jews are cheap jokes.
Don't make Jews are cheap jokes.
Don't make Jews are cheap jokes.
Don't make Jews are cheap jokes.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/713/img00031200905130911jpg.jpg

http://www.brianhathcock.com/images/2007/david_cross.jpg

[crippledalbino]

How about India.Arie?



Don't make Jews are cheap jokes.
Don't make Jews are cheap jokes.
Don't make Jews are cheap jokes.
Don't make Jews are cheap jokes.

One day I'm going to understand one of your posts, and that day is gonna rule.

[Jame_gumb]

Yeah, and you're from Cleveland so our expectations are pretty low to start with.

And you still don't meet them.yes im from cleveland..and your point in this post would be what?

[Redding]

holy shit Andrew Dice Clay the Kleptomaniac

[Jame_gumb]

holy shit Andrew Dice Clay the Kleptomaniacwell he is a jew *insert joke here*

[crippledalbino]

yes im from cleveland..and your point in this post would be what?

Keep reading the sentence after the Cleveland part, and you'll then understand the point of the post.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Listen to him…The façade is New York Italian…but the 'David My David' shines thru.

[Jame_gumb]

Keep reading the sentence after the Cleveland part, and you'll then understand the point of the post.ya ya ya the odds are stacked against me because im from cleveland i get what your saying WOOP DEE FUCKIN DO

[crippledalbino]

Listen to him…The façade is New York Italian…but the 'David My David' shines thru.

RS&T rules for figuring out how to put the little cedille thing on the C.

I can talk about things other than grammar and spelling, I swear to god I can.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Keep reading the sentence after the Cleveland part, and you'll then understand the point of the post.

We're talking cheap jew jokes and this is what you contribute? ;)

BTW...these are pretty good.
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ClVtQtC4MVCH_M:https://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/014/200/010300863014.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

Well that sucked.

[crippledalbino]

ya ya ya the odds are stacked against me because im from cleveland i get what your saying WOOP DEE FUCKIN DO

Take a breath, sir.

[Stig]

Listen to him…The façade is New York Italian…but the 'David My David' shines thru.

Façade or Charade? You decide.

[Blue Heeler]

ya ya ya the odds are stacked against me because im from cleveland i get what your saying WOOP DEE FUCKIN DO

you're

[crippledalbino]

Alright, kids. Well, I've gotta see my favorite Instant Feedbacker about some brownie ingredients.

[Jame_gumb]

Take a breath, sir.thats a good idea

[Blue Heeler]

Alright, kids. Well, I've gotta see my favorite Instant Feedbacker about some brownie ingredients.

You should really wait until they become Girl Scouts.

[Jame_gumb]

you'reblame it on the public school education that i got

[Blue Heeler]

blame it on the public school education that i got

Don't use them as a crutch. I went to Ohio public schools and have no problems with grammar and spelling. Wait, you're from Cleveland...

[Wilmington WOW]

re-kay

[Wilmington WOW]

A lot of people shed their nicknames when they grow pubes.
Opie, you made a conscious decision to use Opie as your radio name.
Stop blaming other people.

[DonTheTrucker]

I thought this would amuse some of you people here, considering the overall consensus on Paltalk.

It would appear that our little R&F Listening thread troll that pops up anytime someone mentions Paltalk has taken to sending nice little comments to me at my blog.

Submitted on 2009/05/12 at 10:25am

Paltalk and Lappy 5000 is here to stay. Go fuck yourself Don, you dumb hayseed.

Not knowing that I have his IP and now know that he's in Wisconsin, uses Road Runner internet, and apparently uses his real name for his username and Paltalk handle. Apparently he doesn't know how to talk shit properly. I wonder which one of the fives on good ole PT he's madly in love with and will never get even a handy from.....

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I have all 3 seasons of Arrested Developement on my iPod and every now and then during my commute I watch one and damn....I miss that great show.

[billb914]

Ant, that wing over turn you were referring to today is an Immelmann turn. (Sorry for the late post - listening in a time machine). I think it was started in WWI (which explains why you didnt know the name as you are a WWII guy)