Disaster kid from your school.

[Three Hole Puncher]

First there was Devil Dog...

There was a kid in my neighborhood we used to call Devil Dog. He was a walking freak show. A total serial killer in training. His life's passion was torturing animals in the tool shed/dungeon in his backyard. The only time he ever spoke in school was to threaten to kill people. He used to walk around the school with a can opener in his pocket... one of those ones with the triangular blade that you use for poking holes in juice cans. He'd sit it the back of the class and dig at his gums with the can opener until they bled. :icon_eek: Fuh-Reak.

The weird thing was his parents were actually pretty normal, a little white trashy, but otherwise pretty nice. But their kid had a major screw loose and they knew it. Poor bastards.

The story has a happy ending though... He was out in his torture chamber shed playing with gasoline and matches one day (he was a major firebug too), and he set himself on fire. The burns didn't kill him immediately... it took a few weeks. Infection set in and did the world a favor.

I shudder to think the hijinks this sicko would've gotten up to if he had made to adulthood.

Whew!

Then there was Ham and Noodle Seizure Kid...

Probably around 12-13 years-old... I think his name was Bill Knack... he was a pretty nice, normal kid. So one day we're at the YMCA playing basketball or something and the kid projectile vomits like five gallons of ham and noodles, and then he falls on the ground and goes into convulsions. They cart him off on a stretcher and within two weeks we forget all about him... because kids are bastards like that.

Like three months later they wheel him back into school... Class A puddin' head. He had some sort of stroke. He was a friggin' mess, and watching him try and feed himself at lunch was a horror show. Why do they do that shit? Why do they wheel a puddin' head, who everybody used to know as a normal human being, back into school? Like high school isn't hard enough without they go and lay that kind of trauma on your developing brain? Lock that monster up in an institution somewhere for cripe's sake.

Ham and Noodle Seizure Kid eventually worked his way back to walking with cripple crutches... the kind with the forearm ring thing like Ant was talking about... and he got so he could about communicate a, "How's it going?" in under ten minutes, but lunchtime was still an ordeal for the spectators.

During serior year he wrote an article for the school newspaper titled, The Knack is Back!... get it? Bill Knack? Yeah, right? A puddin' head and a hack... God really hated this kid. His article recounted his story from his prior life as a human being, his ham and noodle seizure, his struggle with puddin'headedness, and his subsequent "recovery". The article was meant to be inspiring, but it was just awful and depressing... because he was still a disaster.

A couple of silly cheerleader broads put him up as a candidate for Prom King, thinking it was going to play out like some sort of awful Lifetime Channel estrogenfest starring a bloated Vallerie Bertinelli and Corky as "The Prom King". But, of course, Ham and Noodle Seizure Kid was roundly trounced in the election, garnering only a handful of votes... because, like I said... kids are bastards like that.



Who were your 'Disaster Kids'?

[gleet]

So one day we're at the YMCA playing basketball or something and the kid projectile vomits like five gallons of ham and noodles, and then he falls on the ground and goes into convulsions.

When I read that, my honest first thought was, "I haven't had ham and noodles in years. That would be good some time."

We had a kid with the bent back, weak heart, weak lungs, pointed chest. He was always leaving for weeks or months for surgery and bed rest. Nice as could be and funny and dirty. And then one day he had a nice heart attack and died.

[BeersOnTheBoat]

I called too late to get on with this one......

We had Broken Cock Kid.

As 10 year olds are known to do, we used to set up ramps and jump shit with our bikes. There were about 7 or 8 of us just jumping our bikes. One kid hit the ramp wrong, fell off his bike, the the peddle hit him square in the cock. He was screaming his fucking brains out, and we were all trying to figure out where he got hurt (or how bad). He pulls his pants down and literally had blood gushing out of his cock. It looked like he was pissing blood. The rest of us gave a collective "AAAWwwwww, fucking gross" and kinda backed away in horror. He got his bike and walked home screaming his head off. Needless to say our day was ruined.

We didn't see him for about a month and the incident was never spoken of again.

[wrightwing]

I remember Theresa. A total fucking mess. Someone dubbed her 'Mother T', which stuck. Kids are f'in ruthless, ya know? About three hundred pounds with thirty IQ points. She would always wear really tight sweat pants in pastel colors. But pastels are a bad choice when you have a perpensity to shit yourself, which she did with regularity. I was in a class with her, and as she waddled her disgusting body up to the teachers desk to turn in her test, the large shit stain on the back of her pants was obvious, which led to whispers and ever more horrifying stories with each retelling. Ecchh.

I seen her just weeks ago. She works at Wal-Mart. Of course she does.

[magnus420]

da da demar. fun story. the kid used to shit himself in high school if he missed his meds. apparently when he was a wee lil lad his uncle gave him a few mightnight wiskey breath treats and now he cant keep his asshole shut without drugs. so at least once a year he would forget, and proceed to drop a log without a care whereever he was. i think when he did it in the cafeteria he claimed he "sat on a burrito" but it was pizza day.

[DocSavage]

These are great!

I recall we had a kid in 9th grade who had epilepsy and had seizures that zoned him out and he would do things he was not aware of. One day while playing volleyball a ball came down and hit him square in the head. Why? Because he had his hands in his shorts jerking off. Needless to say not many kids sat next to him in the lunch room.

[ScottFromGA]

what kinda fucking land did you people live in?


I HAVE NO FUCKING STORIES LIKE THESE!! UGHHHH!!!

[Three Hole Puncher]

what kinda fucking land did you people live in?


I HAVE NO FUCKING STORIES LIKE THESE!! UGHHHH!!!

You must have gone to an "old school" school system... one that didn't try to "mainstream" and 'integrate" the monsters into regular schools with the "normies".

They probably rounded up the monsters and locked them away in "special ed" concentration camps... where they belong... with the rest of "their kind".

Consider yourself lucky.

[sbrainb]

My high school was full of nerds. Most kids had something quirky about them, but we also had the jocks and the bitches. There was this one girl though who was really, really geeky.. and not in an endearing way. She smelled musty all the time, had hair like steel wool, really thick glasses and she always used to wear these awful stirrup pants. To top it all off, her last name was Slutsky. Bitch had like NO FRIENDS. I got creeped out because once she and I were forced to pair up in Fencing class and this bitch would just stand there and not even move as I poked the shit out of her.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Oh... and Dead Kids...they're always fun... let's add them too. Who were your Disaster and Dead Kids?

Dead Kids I had...

-Fell in a Rock Crusher Kid... his family ran a quarry business, and one day the kid was working on a rock crusher and somehow managed to fall in and... well... it was messy. I didn't really know the kid... so meh.

-Blew His Brains Out With A Shotgun Kid... technically not one of "my kids"... I had graduted before he was in high school, but he was a friend of my little brother's and he lived two doors up the street. It was FUCKED UP... the dope was upset over some dumb bullshit that only a dopey white suburban kid would even give a shit about... like his girlfriend flirted with another guy, or he dropped a catch during the big football game, or he had a bad bout of acne... or some dumb shit. Took his dad's shotgun... went in his room, and Kaplooey! His fucking whole family was downstairs watching TV. My mom and dad actually heard his mother screaming from our house. It was fucking brutal. Ugh... that kid. What an asshole.

-Car Wreck Kid... I know... car wrecks are hack, and everybody knows a Car Wreck Dead Kid... but this one is a little different. The kid was a fat, obnoxious pain-in-the-balls named Greg Somethingorother... we called him Butterball. His family owned a local trash hauling business and they were loaded. For Butterball's 16th birthday his parents gave him... get this... a Corvette. Not just any Corvette... a fucking ZR1. Two weeks... two fucking weeks later he spectacularly wrecked that thing and extremely killed himself... very dead. Like... they could have buried what was left of him in a spackle bucket dead. They should've brought his parents up on charges of criminal stupidity.

[sbrainb]

"Kid found dead floating in the ocean off Beach Channel"
This happened right after high school. This kid a bunch of us knew had gotten a free ride to Juilliard and had all this shit going for him. Then his body is found in the ocean. No one knows if it was an accident or if he tried to off himself. The parents probably knew but it's not like they were going to announce it at the funeral.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

We had the Room 1 kids, also known as the retard room. There were 5 tards in all. 3 boys, 2 girls.

One was a giant black dude who didn’t look retarded, just had the dull, glazed over gaze of a cow and seemed completely oblivious of what was going on around him. He would just walk down the hallway staring straight ahead with his mouth open. Fairly harmless.

Another fella was a really tall tard who was palsied or something to that effect, as he was always spazzing out and all his joints seemed to be inverted. His face was covered with blackheads, he rocked a fairly wicked looking unibrow, and he was always smiling. He would walk along the wall with his finger sliding along it, bopping up and down like I imagine how a scarecrow would walk (his feet were pointed inwards towards one another, thus twisting his gait to all hell). Harmless again, but his twitches always made me nervous.

The two girls were a prime example of the type of range in retards we had. They were both short and wide but were completely tarded in unique ways.

The one girl barely looked retarded, you wouldn’t even think she was. That is until they would herd them into the gymnasium during my gym class and she would proceed to run amok across the floor doing some demented ballerina/acrobat routine. She would attempt to jump and twirl and roll around much to our delight. I believe there were a few Flashdance moves in there. How the teachers expected us not to burst out laughing was beyond me.

The remaining girl is forever etched into my nightmares. Now, some retards make us laugh, some make us feel bad, but there are a particular breed amongst them that are nothing short of terrifying. I call them the Stop, Stare and Scares. You would be walking along down a hallway and round the corner would come the Room 1 Kids. They’d shuffle and shake and shiver past, all with the exception of this one girl. She would stop dead in her tracks, turn her head and stare at you as you walked by. She had those coke bottle glasses that magnified her goony-goo-goo eyes and her face was always red and twisted into a frighteningly confused look. As if this weren’t bad enough, a haunting moan would escape her drooping lips that would grow in volume as you walked away. The hair on the back of my neck would raise every time I saw her, I get the willies even typing this. Scary stuff.

The supporting players out of the way, the real star of the show was John John. JJ also lived around the corner from me, so I had known him for a while before Room 1. JJ was a combination retard/bad heart kid. Supposedly he was in his late twenties, but he looked like a young teenager and drove a big wheel around the block. He had deep purple lips, a pink and purple complexion, and his face looked like when you take your palms, place them on your cheeks, and spread your face apart. He was practically an albino, with the lightest blonde hair I have ever seen. His arms would flail wildly, his head would swing forwards and backwards like a rocking chair, and he would constantly engage people in conversation (half the fun was trying to understand what the fuck he was talking about, though he was pretty sharp for such as mess).

My friend and I were around 11 or so when we met John John. He would come by on his big wheel, and we would hand him sticks and tell him to hit the other kids on the block, which he did so with reckless abandon. We had him giving the finger to cars that drove up our street and taught him how to say “Go fuck your mother”. He liked saying that. A lot. We got into trouble for that one. As bad as that sounds we actually looked after the kid a bit, defended him when other dopey kids fucked with him. Mercifully John John rode his big wheel into the sunset not long after I graduated high school.
RIP Ole Purple Lips.

[PartyRock24]

My school is filled with rich white privileged, single minded,pot smokers. 80% of the people have had sheltered lives who are scared of the "minorities." Its kind sad, those kids are going to be screwed when they go into the real world because then they wont have everything at their finger tips.

I have experienced real things and life and my parents havent given me everything in life. So when you hang around people like that for a long time, it gets on your nerves.

Also we have a white supremacists, a kid who owns probably the same amount of guns as Anthony does. Thats all i can think of right now.

[TyFromColumbus]

Ah, Susy Redwine..She was one of those high functioning types that was good enough, apparently, to mainstream into our school system. She talks a lot like Stalker Patti. Anyway she was a SUPER religious bible thumping retard who used to preach to us about our sins all the fucking time. Of course we took full advantage of this. My buddies and I used to tell her all kind of disgusting things that we liked to do to each other and she would get her bible out and preach to us. Even the girls would get into it and tell her that the were thinking about lapping some box and masterbating with different things. We tried as hard as we could to tell her the worst shit possible hoping one day she would crack. Well she did. One day in lunch class one of my friends was making fun of her and she snapped and choked him nearly unconcious. I'm not sure what happened to her but last I heard she got kicked out of a local bible college for choking somebody there too.

And there was Chad, a downs kid who we actaully liked. We used to make him stick out his giant tongue and flex his muscles. We would have him arm wrestle people and I don't think he ever got beat. Amazing retard strength.

[transit grinder]

There was a kid with spina bifida that we all made fun of in middle school because he shit himself and pissed on himself all the time. I am a terrible human being. Of course I didn't know what was wrong with him at the time, just that he stank at any given moment. Thus the nick Stankbomb.

[Hudson]

David Philo..the kid who got his nose stuck in a Vice.

Eric Brooks..broke both his legs jumping out of a tree and trying to land like they did in Karate movies...last I heard he was in jail for drugs.

[kramer0419]

we has a girl we called flophead. or floppy for short. she was some form of retarded, high functioning but still messed up enough to name her dog, kitty. she also had freddie mercury teeth(two rows on top) as well as one leg longer then the other. she used to chase platic bags around, flash her tits(which were those of an 80 year old) and she would take her shoes off to reveal the blackest bottoms of feet i'd ever seen, real fred flinstone feet, and she would lick them.

[stardog]

Went to tech school and one day they told us that a kid died trying to huff freon. What a dumbass.

After high school two classmates (1 guy and 1 girl) went to jail for killing baby's. The guy for shaking the baby and the girl left the baby in a garbage after birth. I don't remember if she killed it or if the baby was stillborn.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

When I was young, I used to be smart. Accelerated program smart. They decided to mix our school in with a 'special' education school. They had used the school to teach the trainables (the school system named their program the "Trainable Mentally Impaired"..TMI for short) from k-12 so they wouldn't have to mix with the regular students. Ever.

Our program ended up getting moved into their school so we could deal with them on a regular basis. We didn't share any class time (unless they decided to bring us "gifts", usually macaroni art or shitty "friendship bread"), but we shared lunch time and recess.

What the fuck is it about retards that when they eat, they can't keep their huge tongues in their mouths? Every single bite, every single tard sticks their tongue out, drooling food everywhere. Yech.

Anyhow, there was always hijinks going on. Tards whacking off, molesting each other, etc.

There was one that tried to put a plastic bag over his head. A lunch lady noticed and took it off him. He decked her. Knocked her right the fuck down. Then, while screaming "YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!" (sounds like OOO DOWN LUVVVVVVV MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!) started kicking over all the garbage cans he could get to before being tackled by a very pissed off janitor.

Those fuckers used to start fights with us at recess. Ever been spit on by a tard? I don't care how rational of a human being you are, it sets off something in your head. Gandhi would've started kicking ass. Yet...raise a hand to one of these disasters, and a whole world of shit rains down on you. The trick was to get them into a game of smear-the-queer or king of the hill. That way, the excuse was that it was just a game.

All the gross shit, frustration, hatred, and general nausea goes out the window when they start fighting each other. Two would go at it and it would turn into a bench clearing free-for-all. Grab a snack, sit back, and enjoy.

I hated 6th grade.

Then in high school, they started moved the older TMI kids into regular high schools. For some reason, they all wanted to join the JROTC program. You want to talk about disgracing the uniform? Picture thirty of these drooling fucks walking around in a USAF service dress uniform. Bleah.

[Goblin]

A kid in my high school tried to outrun a train on his dirtbike. The train won. Everyone at schoold was crying the next day. I had to try not to smile because I thought the kid was an asshole.

[lockjaaaaww]

One of my friends took a shit in a sink, ran out the window in middle of class, and OD on painkillers in a gym lockeroom and was rushed to the hospital.

[LiddyRules]

There were five at my school. The bitchy princess girl, the weird girl, the broody bad boy, the jock kid who ***** a boy in the locker room, and the nerd who brought a gun to school.

And on one magical Saturday, they learned they were all bitchy weird princess girls who brood and **** and bring guns to school.

[CousinDave]

There were five at my school. The bitchy princess girl, the weird girl, the broody bad boy, the jock kid who ***** a boy in the locker room, and the nerd who brought a gun to school.



I think I might know them, did the nerd kid ever talk about a girl he met at Niagara Falls?

[Three Hole Puncher]

There were five at my school. The bitchy princess girl, the weird girl, the broody bad boy, the jock kid who ***** a boy in the locker room, and the nerd who brought a gun to school.

And on one magical Saturday, they learned they were all bitchy weird princess girls who brood and **** and bring guns to school.

Did your school have a really cool, 80's soundtrack? With like Wang Chung, Oingo Boingo... maybe some Simple Minds n' shit?

[FloridaDave]

We had "Got her period for the first time in class girl". Bitch made the mistake of wearing white pants that day.

[ADD Theater]

I had a retard named Jessica that sat behind me a coule years in elementary school. She'd do stuff like just start yelling in class or running around during the pledge of allegience. She used to always touch me hair and shit all day. I'm wicked afraid of tards to this day. Fortunately they knocked that shit off (tard integration) when I got to middle school.

One kid in high school was troubled. One day he went home, dug his own grave, stepped in and blew his brains out. Apparently it was .22 and he lived for a little while but no one found him until much later.

And of course we had the usual 'got killed drunk driving' kids.

[PartyRock24]

Also There is a kid who has Lyme Disease, who struggling. he misses so much school, hes a good kid though


Also there is girl who made a sex tape, which promptly made it around the school.
She's 18 the guy is 28

[Balancedchaos]

Oh, there was this one hilarious time when one of my best friends hung herself and I had to be hospitalized a week later when my prying bitch girlfriend walked in on me downing a couple bottles of pills with vodka. Then they put me in a mental institution for three weeks. Oh, was that a hoot.

I fucking loathed high school.

[Hudson]

In retrospect..I think my sister and I were that kid..lemme see:
Me:
Stung on Tongue by Bee.
Stick in the eye.
Had to get tongue sewn back down after another kid hit me in the face with a rock while playing football on the playground
Puked up Chef Boyardee ravioli over the kid in front of me in line after recess

Sis:
Got stoned and passed out after accidentially being exposed to tetrachlorohydrene
stung by bee on tongue
Popsicle stick in eye

[fozzie]

i`m 43 so the retards where in population back in the day. we had this kid that used to pull down his pants to his ankles and stand 5 feet from urinal and pee. i`m in 4th grade horrified. same kid like to drop his pants at lunch time run a round and pick his ass. wow i thought i forgot about that lol i am still afraid of retards.

[gleet]

In retrospect..I think my sister and I were that kid..lemme see:
Me:
Stung on Tongue by Bee.
Stick in the eye.
Had to get tongue sewn back down after another kid hit me in the face with a rock while playing football on the playground
Puked up Chef Boyardee ravioli over the kid in front of me in line after recess

Sis:
Got stoned and passed out after accidentially being exposed to tetrachlorohydrene
stung by bee on tongue
Popsicle stick in eye

Is there some genetic reason your family has their tongues exposed so much?

[Hudson]

Is there some genetic reason your family has their tongues exposed so much?
haha no..her bee was inside a coke can and mine landed on my lolipop as I put it in my mouth.
the rock thing..I dunno I was knocked out.

[arsenal]

Oh... and Dead Kids...they're always fun... let's add them too. Who were your Disaster and Dead Kids?

I attended high school in Albuquerque and in Los Angeles.

Shot During Armed Robbery Kid - Craig. Dumb ass cokehead. I saw him coked out of his mind at many parties. So one day he decides that robbing this particular pawn shop would be a great idea for quick cash. He goes in, holds up the place then proceeds to get shot by a worker. Dead.

Made The News Death - Rob. Lived a few blocks from me. Crashed his motorcycle on freeway during rush hour. Dead. Story actually made the tv news that night.

Beautiful Girl Head Trauma - Samantha. Half Portuguese-Half Mexican girl. Dad from The Azores, mom from SoCal. Stunningly beautiful. We had several Spanish classes together which would occasionally partner us up together. She crashed her VW Rabbit head-on. Partially ejected. Dead. Was it somekind of rule or requirement for young, hot girls back in the day to drive VWs or Volvos? Usually an older model and white in color. I've seen that combo countless times.

Me (almost) - I nearly checked-out in 1996. But that story is for another time.:action-sm

[ceeps04]

I had psycho killer guy go to my high school

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/daily/sept99/sheinbein2.htm

Samuel Sheibein. Chopped a dude up with an electical saw and tried to throw the pieces of the guy down a sewer. Than ran to Israel and claimed politcal asylum, was never extradited and is still there

[CousinDave]

I went to high school with Hugo Selenski. I've been to his house and has been to mine. Always knew he would do some time in prison just never figured multiple homicide.

Here is his wiki
Hugo Selenski is a convicted bank robber from Luzerne County, in Northeastern Pennsylvania, charged in 2003 with the murder of two of five people whose bodies were unearthed from his back yard. Officials have said there might be as many as 12 bodies buried at his home on Mount Olivet Drive in Kingston Township, Pennsylvania.

Selenski was the target of a nationwide manhunt and gained national media recognition when he escaped from the jail where he was awaiting trial the week he was charged with the murders, on Friday, October 9, 2003. He and another inmate used bedsheets to escape from the Luzerne County Correctional Facility in the county seat of Wilkes-Barre. Selenski's partner in the jailbreak, Scott Bolton, was injured and hospitalized during the escape, but Selenski remained free. He turned himself in several days later. The next morning, the incident was the top story on all of the national morning news programs, including CNN's American Morning, and on the network evening news. It made the headlines of major American newspapers.

Selenski was subsequently moved to a state prison, also located in Luzerne County.

Two years later, jury selection was completed, and his trial began in March, 2006. The trial lasted two weeks, with an acquittal on the murder charges. He was, however, found guilty on two counts of abusing a corpse, though the delay in getting him to trial covered the jail time required by the sentence.

On May 1, 2006, Selenski was sentenced to two to four years for his crimes, although he will receive credit for the three years already served. This means serving at most only a single additional year for his crimes thus far.[1]

Despite being acquitted, and technically a free man, he has been re-arrested on murder charges stemming from other corpses found on his property. The charges are to be challenged in court in mid May of 2006.

A local newspaper article revealed that while in jail, Selenski has become somewhat of an artist. He makes artwork from the most unlikely of materials-- he is forbidden to have paintbrushes. Some of this artwork has been sold.

Many news organizations and many letters to the editor in the two city dailies are reporting that some females seem drawn to the handsome alleged killer.

Selenski's second murder trial is almost overshadowed by a running feud between between Luzerne County District Attorney David Lupas and County Court of Common Pleas Judge Peter Paul Olszewski Jr. who presided over the first trial and is a political rival of Lupas. [2]

Lupas said Olszewski was biased toward Selenski in the earlier murder trial and could not be fair in the upcoming trial. In filing a motion for the judge's removal from the case, Lupas alleged that Olszewski's law clerk and former first assistant prosecutor, Daniel Pillets, had provided "strategic advice" to the defense during Selenski's first homicide trial.

Prosecutors further noted that Olszewski earlier dismissed an escape charge against Selenski. Lupas's motion also alleged that Olszewski told a radio interviewer off the air that Selenski is "extremely intelligent"; and noted that the families of the victims in the latest trial wanted Olszewski to step down.

Olszewski repeatedly denied the allegations, but on August 9, 2006, the judge stepped down from the case. In an opinion quite critical of the prosecutor's arguments, he said that although he was confident he could be unbiased in the case, the interests of public confidence in the judicial system were more important.

"I know with absolute certainty and can express with unequivocal confidence that I harbor no bias or prejudice toward the Commonwealth and could in fact preside impartially," Olszewski wrote. "Given the unique circumstances presented, this sentiment must yield to ensuring public confidence in the Courts and the administration of justice."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Selenski

[agentjmw]

Massive car accident. Everyone in the car died except for one girl. I worked at a car wash and my boss' sister (she went to school with me as did the others) was one that died. While he was at her funeral with his family they got a phone call.
"We made a mistake, your sister is alive in the hospital. The girl being buried is not your sister."
What happened was the car wreck was so fucking horrific and the bodies so mangled (including the girl in the hospital) that they did the ID on jewelry. The two girls had switched class rings. So my boss gets the call, "your sister is alive" while he thought he was burying her, and the family at the hospital gets told "Im sorry we made a mistake, that is not your daughter in the hospital bed, your daughter is dead and about to be put in the ground"

[fandango86]

Massive car accident. Everyone in the car died except for one girl. I worked at a car wash and my boss' sister (she went to school with me as did the others) was one that died. While he was at her funeral with his family they got a phone call.
"We made a mistake, your sister is alive in the hospital. The girl being buried is not your sister."
What happened was the car wreck was so fucking horrific and the bodies so mangled (including the girl in the hospital) that they did the ID on jewelry. The two girls had switched class rings. So my boss gets the call, "your sister is alive" while he thought he was burying her, and the family at the hospital gets told "Im sorry we made a mistake, that is not your daughter in the hospital bed, your daughter is dead and about to be put in the ground"

I saw that House episode too. Good one.

[Three Hole Puncher]

I saw that House episode too. Good one.

Was that the one where House saved that girl's life with a pinecone, rubber bands, and a series of injections of serum made from the milk of a lactating rabid mongoose?

They were really reaching in those later seasons.

[DCBlueMeanie]

I can think of two:

Dropped Dead after Presidential Physical Fitness Test Mile Run Kid - Just as his name implies. It was 7th grade, we finished running, he collapsed, the ambulance came, the PA made an announcement. Turns out he had a small heart defect.

Jumped Off a High Power Line Tower Kid - Kid was a bit of an oddball but nothing off the wall or cause you to avoid him. They rounded us all up and told us about it, it was 8th grade. Never did find out anything additional.

[Poison The Well]

Had one kid hang himself when his girl broke up with him. That was pretty sad because he was pretty well liked guy and never a dick.

Then we had girl whose mom hung herself for whatever reason or other. That shit was fucked up because she found her mom hanging in a closet.

Then there was kid who rolled his car into a tree and died when a drunk driver ran him off the road. His twin brother wasn't too happy.

Then, before all this, there was girl who was dumped by my friends older brother within range of the train tracks. They found her with the top of her head and the lower half of her legs cut off near the train station a few days later.

Fucking kids these days, huh?

[Chimp Pembry]

I used to have a neighbor named "Bobby" (it was actually like Sravanth or something like that) and he used to lift his bike up and walk it around on the back tire, knock on the door to a neighbor's house (he wasn't picky) and when they answered, he would scream and slam the front tire into the person's face repeatedly. I watched him do this at least six times.

[loganfield]

We had electrocution guy. There was a football player at my high school electrocuted while trying to pull a woman who had crashed her car into a telephone pole.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i had a couple White Supremacists Kids in high school. they both wore military attire (probably 5-11 gear), sported crew cuts, spoke German, and didn't hang out with anyone but each other. i had an art class with them, and one of them had done a drawing of some muscular guy wearing a belt with the swastika on the buckle and breaking chains over his head. and it read something in German that was probably along the lines of "Heil Hitler." our high school was mostly comprised of black and Hispanics so needless to say, when he asked if he could put in on display at our school and argued that it was "for German pride", he was denied.

[Three Hole Puncher]

We had electrocution guy. There was a football player at my high school electrocuted while trying to pull a woman who had crashed her car into a telephone pole.

That'll learn him... stupid do-goodnik.

[BeersOnTheBoat]

i had a couple White Supremacists Kids in high school. they both wore military attire (probably 5-11 gear), sported crew cuts, spoke German, and didn't hang out with anyone but each other. i had an art class with them, and one of them had done a drawing of some muscular guy wearing a belt with the swastika on the buckle and breaking chains over his head. and it read something in German that was probably along the lines of "Heil Hitler." our high school was mostly comprised of black and Hispanics so needless to say, when he asked if he could put in on display at our school and argued that it was "for German pride", he was denied.

Sounds kinda gay....in an neo-Nazi sort of way. These wacky kids and their need to be different. In a school full of blacks and hispanics Gay Nazi is defitely an attention grabber.

[Hudson]

We had the obligatory heavy kid who offed himself because he classmates made fun of him(mainly for his B.O.). I was heavy too..his mom gave mine the dead kid's uniform shirts for school..the smell was so bad..after three washings and still there..mom threw them out.

[Ego]

We had a few of these in my school.

The first one I can think of is this kid named Josh. This was 3rd grade. When he talked, he always sounded like he had a cold. He was always nice though, and I was a good enough friend to him. He didn't make it to 4th grade. Drowned on a scout camping trip during the summer.

Then there's Wayne. This one was a real card. Like Forrest Gump territory. Part of the special ed integration. I picked on him a little while, mainly because I was bigger and smarter, and it prevented me from being picked on myself. It mellowed out though, and by the end of 8th grade, I was alright with him. Probably would have gotten to know him a bit better if he hadn't transferred to a different high school. He also had this most disgusting habit of pulling his pants down all the way to piss at the urinals in school. I was unfortunate enough to witness this.

Then there's the assorted cast of car accident victims (4 i can think of specifically, one being my brother), heroin ODs, typical criminals, etc.

And one of the students was a convicted sex offender while we were still in school. One of the goth kids printed out his sheet from the sex offenders website and would constantly bug him with it.