What bit made you laugh the hardest?

[jnoble]

A couple years ago, I had to stop driving and was slumped over the wheel laughing to tears....They were running audio from an American Idol audition where this older guy was singing a song in tribute to his wife who died. Jimmy (of course it was) was talking about how they should've wheeled his wife's skeleton on stage behind him on a handtruck and the jaw would've slowly dropped open as he was in mid-song. :rolleyes: :icon_mrgr

[Ethels Cunt]

The recent bit where Patrice and the boys made fun of the face transplant lady for about 15 minutes almost killed me from laughing so hard.

[Glenn Dandy]

Sex for Sam or 55 gal challenge, honest.

I remember Patrice talking about wierd foods and saying CHEETA HEELS... and I almost threw up loffing....

[WhiskeyWhispers]

The Scott & Laci ( & Lil Connor too!) Peterson bits brought me to tears.

[jnoble]

The Scott & Laci ( & Lil Connor too!) Peterson bits brought me to tears.


Come on, sing along in your most out of tune voice: "Remembering Lacy! Her smile so bright...."

Ant's mentioned how Jimmy's line "he hands her seaweed" after the lyric about Lil' Conner giving Lacy flowers made him laugh harder than anything ever said. I don't know if that still stands, that was three years ago

[gleet]

The first Steve from Yellowstone call. It was so unexpected.

No wait, it was Tony Danza talking to cows waiting in line for his show.

[Hobo_Cum]

The Roast of Jim Norton was my favorite of all time probably (i dont know if that's considered a "bit" or not) ... maybe a few other stories and bits here or there (Flip a coin and the loser has to F her)

[Glenn Dandy]

the roast of jim norton was my favorite of all time probably (i dont know if that's considered a "bit" or not) ... Maybe a few other stories and bits here or there (flip a coin and the loser has to f her)

hobo cums name.:D

[Hobo_Cum]

hobo cums name.:D

x2, that and Patrice' "It's cold out here" and prison stories. classic

[charlie dick]

The first eggnog challenge and Ant's echoy take on CBS radio in NYC...

One that really had me on the edge of my seat, not really laughing but glued to the speaker, was the replay I heard a couple of summers ago of the WNEW-era staple gun challenge.

[Danza's Mule]

First time I heard O&A was Ant doing Don West selling Britney Spears virginity, also the Regis wants minorities was a great one.

[Palaver]

Jimmy unable to Ramone some old lady is the first thing that comes to mind.

[Glenn Dandy]

Lets not forget the incredible... BABY BIRD....:clap::clap::clap:

[Baggy Spandex]

Patrices "bat knuckles"

Danny and half-a-hulk face on the street "5 dollors"

Don West selling sports memorabilia. "Hey Don, I got Bob Ojedas scalp and the dock that it's stuck to." Best caller ever.

[n2fooz]

Jimmy talking about the lady that got her limbs amputated accidentaly. He said she could never win an arguement again because her husband would just look out at the pool the minute she started up. Had me rolling! Also the rock coat bit comes to mind.

[lockjaaaaww]

"I like movies"

[PDX909]

When I first started to listen I heard the Steve the whistler bit, and I'd never heard a show fuck with a guest like that. Loved it, loffed hard.

http://www.stevethewhistler.com/

[BravoSierra]

Tony Danza bit. It's over-used by I remember pulling over from laughing so hard.

[lockjaaaaww]

wheelchair fred sticking a dildo up his ass.

[cokelogic]

There was this time Ant was eating grapes. Fucking hilarious.

[mattiew23m]

CBS FM, classic bit! Dice vs Jay Mohr, and recently Sam talking to sirius shows about the 12 tvs lol

[Beeman99]

Heather Mills miscarriage riff
Edmund Fitzgerald
Wheelchair Fred Ass ****
Sidewalk fishing
N1gger/Nazi Challenge

[lockjaaaaww]

Love the time Ant had a tummy ache.

[greginnashville]

Dice Bop.

[nneptune]

dr. jody gold with jimmy as steve from yellowstone, grieving over the death of The Heath Legger.
"How old is your son?"
" 11. He'll be 14 on his next birthday..... I woke him up..ANGRILY! ....Raaaaaaaamoone, I'm grieving!"

[Glenn Dandy]

Patrices "bat knuckles"

Danny and half-a-hulk face on the street "5 dollors"

Don West selling sports memorabilia. "Hey Don, I got Bob Ojedas scalp and the dock that it's stuck to." Best caller ever.

" JUST 5 DOLLARS!" he he

[Glenn Dandy]

Tony Danza bit. It's over-used by I remember pulling over from laughing so hard.

radio history.....so cringe.

you just pictured her family hearing her sweat the danza cock.......excellent human interest.

boys... im drunk... but... i was tellin my girl who hasn't heard funny O&A about this stuff... and she loffed just from the stories.

drive home Philly sitting in traffic.... thanks....i told her... good shit. She is not easily amused.

[sbrainb]

The bit where Ant was imitating Larry King the day after King had interviewed Tammy Faye Baker when she was basically at death's door. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and I was crying. This was all going down while I was at my desk at work.

[23 Skidoo]

The most recent bit that had me nearly losing my shit was the half hour they spent trashing Pacino. And I'll also nominate Box-o-cocks, smashing John Sterling and Top 10 country songs. Li'l Jimmy dismantling Dragon Wagon was great, too.

[Garyisajoke]

Too many to list... here are a few:

Remembering Laci
Tony Danza
Heather Mills' miscarriage (alternate Beatles song titles)
Edmund Fitzgerald, which produced my all-time favorite line:

"And the quack of a rubber ducky in the trash pail."

[moegolden]

one subtle thing that Ant sometimes does that gets me to laugh is to move away from the mic for effect.

probably my favorite example of this was the old Cabbie impression in which "howard" would say something, then off-mic, you'd hear...."yeah!"

[gilpdawg]

"And the quack of a rubber ducky in the trash pail."
My favorite part of that bit is after it had died down and Ant comes in with "Susan Smith drove the van down the boat ramp."

[clrd2lnd]

Rocky Dennis beating

Crazy Irene vs Jimmy rant

[freud]

Opie playing Hitler audio over Robert Clary from Hogan's Heroes. It was so completely unexpected and over the top at the time. I howled like a retard.

Googling for the audio brought this up, which made me chuckle.

http://www.robertclary.com/pagesix.html

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

Robert Clary
Don West
Diary of an unborn fetus
Norton's animal rants
Jay Mohr and Ant doing Harry Carey vs Bob Murphy

not a bit, but the first show after the XM suspension was hilarious. Patrice, Vos, Bob Kelly all in studio together

[Leeham]

Open Your Teen Asshole for Anthony or whatever it was, and then Jim turned it into Prom Cunt...Ants laughter in the background as he started running out of air just put me over

[NortonsGravyLeg]

WNEW - I liked the Norton roast and whenever they had Laura Corn in studio. XM - The Rosie Odonell retard bit when she played a retard in "The Other Sister" and that "Remembering Lacey song I laughed so hard for that one I nearly passed out. Brilliant fuckin radio.

[Awful Me]

James Norden: "We don't do sketches, stupid!"

[Xellios]

The recent bit where they talked about the autistic kid in church. Their recreation of the scenario had me in tears. I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time.

[BeerBelly]

Tony Danza bit. It's over-used by I remember pulling over from laughing so hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apNzWTl4O5M

hahahahaha brutaly funny

[TallEddie]

Jimmy commenting on the story about the Autistic kid being banned from coming to church because of his outbreaks. And also the line about the George Harrison hat with gutters that followed that bit.

[NeonTaster]

Recently? Ted the Ghost Hunter.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Now that I think about it, Jimmy has made me laugh the hardest out of anyone.

He once had a line about how burn victims always look surprised that kinda went unnoticed but fucking killed me:

Surprised burn victim: "What?!? A birthday cake, for me?"

[BIV]

Anytime Jimmy and Ant start going back and forth about something horrible I lose a bit of my life force from laughing.
Remove your hat is a fine example...especially when they added Jeffries.
Going old school, the NRA theme restaurant.

[Three Hole Puncher]

"Remove your hat."

Jim Jeffries laughing like a hyena at that poor old lady getting pummelled was the most hilariously awful thing EVER.

[fandango86]

First time I heard O&A was Ant doing Don West selling Britney Spears virginity, also the Regis wants minorities was a great one.

That was good, but when he had the sports stars' disgusting body parts blowout I literally had to pull over I was laughing so hard - the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire life starts at about the 1:45 minute mark of Part 2 and ends with 'The Show Stopper' from a listener:

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A very close second starts at the 2:16 mark with Anthony's laugh at 'The Big Reveal', but I completely lost it when he punctuated it with the 'Da-Dun-DUN!'

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[OscarNuggman]

First time I heard O&A was Ant doing Don West selling Britney Spears virginity,

This one.

It's so tight I can't even fit a McGuire rookie card in there.

[Tryaluckystrike]

I know it's a newer bit, but Patti discussing her Starbucks benefits makes my throat hurt from laughing so much. Listen to it often on my Inno in between breaks or if I finish listening to whatever recordings I made that week. Just the idea of a 50-something year old mess talking about the virtues of 7 hours of vacation and putting $4 into a retirement account has me chuckling as I type this.

Close runner-ups:

-Retard restaurant with O&A, Jimmy, and Dave Attell ("Take a penny, eat a penny")
-O&A roast the day they returned from 30-day suspension
-The Nerds of Everquest
-Jimmy destroys the Yankees and the SWAG he got from a charity event after getting shunned by Derek Jeter
-Ripping on That 80's Show ("It's a phone. A CELLULAR PHONE! Get it?")
-Jimmy ripping Bob Kelly's release of "Just The Tip" for thanking O&A at the end of the liner notes
-Everything with Rich Vos yesterday - even though I could read the words he got wrong online, hearing them walk through it on the air was fucking hysterical
-Sports talk with "Jimmy Francesa" and "Anthony Mad Dog Cumia" (another new bit, but their spot-on imitations are instant classics)

[Patrick B.]

The bit where Ant was imitating Larry King the day after King had interviewed Tammy Faye Baker when she was basically at death's door. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and I was crying. This was all going down while I was at my desk at work.

Ahh! that's one of the first bits that popped in my mind. Ant doing Larry King there was hysterical.

"We're very happy to welcome back to the show, once again, the wonderful Tammy- FUCK!! HOLY SHIT! She's being eaten the fuck away!"
"I bet you're tight!"
"Is it true you're gonna be buried in a flute case?"

...She looks like a bag of antlers.

[BIV]

That was good, but when he had the sports stars' disgusting body parts blowout I literally had to pull over I was laughing so hard - the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire life starts at about the 1:45 minute mark of Part 2 and ends with 'The Show Stopper' from a listener:

zb5vOW4JEcA

iJ_9NB3mVsA

A very close second starts at the 2:16 mark with Anthony's laugh at 'The Big Reveal', but I completely lost it when he punctuated it with the 'Da-Dun-DUN!'

FIPncT04t9Q
Thanks you for those. They never get old.

[Yepper]

A couple years ago, I had to stop driving and was slumped over the wheel laughing to tears....They were running audio from an American Idol audition where this older guy was singing a song in tribute to his wife who died. Jimmy (of course it was) was talking about how they should've wheeled his wife's skeleton on stage behind him on a handtruck and the jaw would've slowly dropped open as he was in mid-song. :rolleyes: :icon_mrgr

Mine was when Ant did Tony Danza voice and they interviewed people in line to get into the Danza show that day. Ant telling the lady when I say spaggetti you just run up to me on the stage. That and asking her to suck his huge hog.

Funny stuff.

[nneptune]

Mine was when Ant did Tony Danza voice and they interviewed people in line to get into the Danza show that day. Ant telling the lady when I say spaggetti you just run up to me on the stage. That and asking her to suck his huge hog.

Funny stuff.

...and Ant's lead in... "Strap in, kids..." was classic.
spreadtheonavirus.com has a TON of stuff to listen to and loff

[TraitorPancreas]

today's Uncle Paul bit when Ant asked UP if he spanked the children over their pants...... UP's "noooo" of utter disgust almost made me crash my car.

[Biking Mexican]

The cake smash. I listened the next day, at work. I was crying. Coworkers thought I lost my mind. The thing that made that it was Jimmy's reaction. Someone who is that funny losing it, laughing, kills me. And All The Way May was a great one too.

[FrigginAnT]

The Scott & Laci ( & Lil Connor too!) Peterson bits brought me to tears.


heh i forgot all about those

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Lucky Strike commercials from the 50s

NRA Restaurant

Danza phone calls

Sidewalk fishing w/Bill Burr, particularly Burr yelling at tough-guy janitor.

Box o'cocks

[ChoppedLiver]

Stupid giving out his password this week is WAY up there.

Choked a bit on my drink hearing that.

[vesik]

There are far too many to list, which is why I love teh show, but the fancy soap bit was my first experience with the boys and will always have a special place in my heart.

no homo.

[Psychopath]

Jimmy's bit about the Amish, and his rant about cripples.

[Mr Fister]

Ant doing his Mike Tyson voice,saying Tyson's cock is like a babies arm clutching an apple and he likes fucking the grandmas. Also yesterday was pretty funny when that guy called in while the shrink was on talking about his daughter dying in a car crash,and Anthony was playing the car crash sounds.

[shuganuts]

Definitely Jimmy. Any rants on objects for no reason. Bears, Trees, anything that shits on its heels.......... un fucking real

[smilin'_reaper]

Edmund Fitzgerald


"and said, "Mummy! Why's we goin' backwurds?"
Couldn't see to drive I was laughing so hard.

The Boys "Letter to X-M" was great.

[lockjaaaaww]

The FUTURE!!!

And for whatever reason Talk like tim thursday; I vivedly remember laughing my ass off on wellwood ave, lindenhurst driving to trade school.

[jiltedgallo]

ant during the the leslie nealson interview, how he just goes in as soon as the call starts.

[Stormrider666]

There are just too many to chose from. But there is one that stands out. The boys were playing audio from an interview with a teacher who had sex with a student. Everytime she was about to get to the good part, they played a different piece of audio. For example, "god damn rich cunt". I was laughing so hard, I was gasping for air and my sides were hurting.

[BigTony]

Ant's Mike Tyson ...."all English whores...........how'm I doin?"
Uncle Paul
Patrice and "Cheetah Heels"

but the hardest I've ever laughed at the show was on WNEW when they did the "Most Offensive Song Contest".
I was 20 minutes late to work that afternoon 'cause I stayed in my car in the parking lot laughing so hard I was crying!

[Don West]

That was good, but when he had the sports stars' disgusting body parts blowout I literally had to pull over I was laughing so hard - the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire life starts at about the 1:45 minute mark of Part 2 and ends with 'The Show Stopper' from a listener:

zb5vOW4JEcA

iJ_9NB3mVsA

A very close second starts at the 2:16 mark with Anthony's laugh at 'The Big Reveal', but I completely lost it when he punctuated it with the 'Da-Dun-DUN!'

FIPncT04t9Q
That Don West bit is easily the funniest thing I've ever heard. I've listened to it well over 50 times and I still laugh uncontrollably every time. "John Rocker's KKK hood!? I don't think that guys likes the ******sssssssss."

[vj82]

Remember I said this "trees are for queers"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDtE34c1rxE

[DrunkInToronto]

I've only been listening for 2 years, but some that come to mind:

"Cat Noise Wednesday" , when Jimmy kept calling in on the hotline as a celebrity fucking killed me.

The retarded rock band "Bill".

The "Dumb-Off' with Rich Vos and Bob Kelly.

[Reaper G]

Diary of an Unborn Child. It had me gasping for breath, and guaranteed that I'm going to burn in Hell.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

A couple years ago, I had to stop driving and was slumped over the wheel laughing to tears....They were running audio from an American Idol audition where this older guy was singing a song in tribute to his wife who died. Jimmy (of course it was) was talking about how they should've wheeled his wife's skeleton on stage behind him on a handtruck and the jaw would've slowly dropped open as he was in mid-song. :rolleyes: :icon_mrgr

the part of that bit that made me laugh the hardest was the description of the corpse wearing a foam finger that read "Go Sherm!" a coworker and i would bring up that bit all the time and just laugh so hard that the rest of our coworkers thought we were insane.

other bits that make me lose it:

Edmund Fitzgerald - when Jimmy goes "And the quack of a rubber ducky in the trash pail!" and Anthony's response of "How hysterically awful!"

Toilet Sinks - the bbboys and Breuer launch into a rendition of Devo's "Dip It" after Opie describes his European vacation and his experience with a duvet, i never heard the bit and put it on my iPod one night when i took a walk, i didn't get a block before i was laughing so hard that i was staggering down the street like i was drunk

CBS - FM - ragging on the old radio legends like Harry Harrison, had me on my knees crying from laughing so hard, it was the bit that made me an O&A fan

the Robert Clary interview - when Opie plays the Hitler speech

the NRA themed restaurant bit

Patrice's "It's Raining Stuff"

and most recently, Vos accidentally giving out his password on the air and then calling it a "po fah"

[ShooterMcGavin]

Diary of an Unborn Fetus gets me EVERY TIME. It's the bit I send to people when I "spread the virus."

PS: DOES ANYONE know where I can find the second lil markie with the alcoholic father? OR (this might be the same one) the one with Jimmy's "COMIN UP" sequence? If so, please send a PM. Thanks :D

[A duck]

The WNEW bit where Op and Ant are passing the staple gun back and forth and stapling their legs through a newspaper, each time removing one page.

Jimmy's bit about chickens.

And during the WAAF days Ant had one of my favorite lines ever. They were talking to some bitch who won Aerosmith tickets from the station and was complaining that they were nosebleeds. They questioned if there was a man in her life and she said she'd dumped him a long time ago because he was an alcoholic. Ant says "When it comes to alcoholism, you're what's known as a carrier."

[ddberry]

There are so many, but these stick out in my mind...
Egypt Air
Andrew's cake
Tom Brokaw - anthrax
Remove your hat

And the one time I literally could not get out of my car because of the combination of laughter and horror (and I was in a parking lot, getting ready to go in to the E.R. at Brookhaven hospital where they took my mother) was the "Nicoleaky" episode.

She lived btw (me mom), no thanks to me!!!

[Karen Meyer]

3 words.

Paul R. Nelson

Best few weeks of radio ever.

[Chidoro]

Anytime Jimmy and Ant start going back and forth about something horrible I lose a bit of my life force from laughing.
Remove your hat is a fine example...especially when they added Jeffries.
Going old school, the NRA theme restaurant.

No kidding. I have an audible of the show that had Jim and Ant talking about cancer and burn victims chasing their hair wigs down the street. "Old anus lips was running down the street today. Who, perpetually surprised face? Yeah" or "It's a Mets hat with hair in it, a one piece ensemble".

[ddberry]

No kidding. I have an audible of the show that had Jim and Ant talking about cancer and burn victims chasing their hair wigs down the street. "Old anus lips was running down the street today. Who, perpetually surprised face? Yeah" or "It's a Mets hat with hair in it, a one piece ensemble".

Now I have to hit my archives! What date was that show? Thx.

[Chidoro]

It was the April 29 2009 show w/ Bill Burr in studio.

[Bluestreak]

The bit about gassing up a plane today brought a smile to my face.
"There's nothing better than a good dump chat." -Jim Norton

[Earl's D]

yimmy's rants on trees and turtles...and anything from Ted Sheckler when he calls Op by his god given name Greggory. (fyi Ted spotted here CREEEEEP: http://montereytn.com/_wsn/page2.html)

[pink soccer]

Patrice and Cheetah heels and gorilla knuckles.
When they were talking about karin mayer and the deaf lady called in and they were fucking with her.

[blee]

When they were listening to Regis Philbin's CD and making fun of it.
Picking on the Blind Lady that called in.
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Olive.
One man Star wars guy.
Steve the whistler.

[Thelateshowkid]

Not a huge fan of the uncomfortableness, but I love it when anyone on the show or a frequent guest is getting roasted. My 2 favorites were when they played O&A's first show together on BAB and the bra bombing/sperm bowl from AAF. Also anytime Steve or Bob Kelly get shit on makes me lol.

[phillybear]

Lot of things that I've enjoyed were listed already. Let me add...

Phones calls with that broad from the Little Shelter home of stupid animals.
Ant taking a shower with his father.
Jimmy's rant about Trees are stupid
Jimmy's Steve From Yellowstone phone call to the new age broad treating Eco-guilt.

[lockjaaaaww]

sidewalk fishing

ted the lightbulb expert

stupid vos giving out his password

baby diaper mustache

patrice and the dr. z bitch.

[cozzie]

Ant doing Tyson, and Jimmy doing Ted.

[Seatspro]

Nothing has ever made me laugh as hard as the Tammy Faye bit - greatest thing I have ever heard.

Close runner-ups:

Jimmy and Chickens

The Jimmy Roast

Bill the retard and his rock band

Louis CK taking KROK Contest Calls

The Staple Gun Challenge

The entire April 2008 show with Vos, Dipaolo, and Birbiglia - classis. Can't remember the exact date.

[everydaybadnews]

pretty much anytime louis ck comes in.
the retard restaurant.
vos vocab.
and jimmy saying is it, was it, etc to hurt.

[mikeybot]

Remove your hat was fantastic with Jefferies.
There was one show in I think Nov of 05 when they were still XM only where they had a BRUTAL crib death break, an author call in ('what page was that? *rip* '42' 'oh, my book doesn't have that page') ending in a Ramone.

[AtlantaHardcore]

The entire April 2008 show with Vos, Dipaolo, and Birbiglia - classis. Can't remember the exact date.


March 28, 2008. (iTunes: Opie & Anthony, Leslie Neilsen, Mike Birbiglia, and Nick DiPaolo, March 28, 2008)

[JuneCleaversLog]

"You, me, Betsy and the fruitmonkey..."

N166er/Nazi Challenge +1

[krinkle krinkle]

Country music songs with Patrice Oneal and they just break into "The house next door to me..."

Anthony doing the Mick Jagger impression recently

The NYC couple that took a cab and died with the Clockwork sounds.

[kloraferm]

I've always liked the one when they were joking about that thing that had just happened

[FitterHappier]

There was this time Ant was eating grapes. Fucking hilarious.

Haha...

Anyways... Mine was Ted the Ant w/ the Brain fungus disease (Louis CK was also on that day). I'm not sure why, I just couldn't take it. Literally collapsed on my floor and couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. Whatta fag I am.

[SaintDude]

Another vote for Jefferies hat removal here. So wrong but holy christ I couldn't stop laughing.

Ted's various emporiums and such always makes me laugh.

The time they called a sweet old lady who said cunt instead of can't. The best part of it was when Jimmy was winding up to Ramone her and aborted.

In the last year the hardest and longest I've laughed was this weeks Vos password fuck up. I know he's that stupid but I keep thinking its just the longest rolling bit ever.

[BIV]

I'm laughing like a retard just reading this thread and remembering. LOL @ Ted the Ant.

[thefirebuilds]

Rich Vos Password Paux Fas is the new bar. It's real and it's honest and thats what makes it so unbearably funny.

The first bit i ever heard that got me hooked was Opie throwing the lady's poker chips on the floor.

[Xellios]

My newest one was this past week where Jimmy went off about sour bacon milk on the airplane. I was driving my work truck and almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard. I could barely catch my breath.

[wes mantooth]

One of my first laughs was when a caller was complaining about fat celebrities. Jimmy asked him what his wife looked like and he said that "she's overweight, but her first marriage was abusive." Jimmy said "What happened? Was her husband putting donuts on his fist as he punched her in the mouth?".

[AtlantaHardcore]

"Country Music and What the Fuck It Means Parts 1,2, & 3"
"Abortion Propaganda (Why Did You Kill Me?)"
"Ted"
"The Fart Game"
"Lil Drummer Boy Conner Peterson"
"'Edmund Fitzgerald'"

[Gyp]

When that girl from Australia got Big A to show his dick on Pal Talk. They all completely lost their shit when he started talking and they realized it was him.

[chumpy]

NRA restaurant bit

[steve500]

Too many to list... here are a few:

Remembering Laci
Tony Danza
Heather Mills' miscarriage (alternate Beatles song titles)
Edmund Fitzgerald, which produced my all-time favorite line:

"And the quack of a rubber ducky in the trash pail."

Does anyone know what day they ripped apart American Pie? I've been trying to find that bit for ages but have turned up dry!

[AtlantaHardcore]

NRA restaurant bit

I haven't heard that bit yet. When did they do that: XM or WNEW?

[chumpy]

I haven't heard that bit yet. When did they do that: XM or WNEW?

WNEW I think.

[everydaybadnews]

im listening through audible, and am a few days behind, but jimmy describing his time at ant's house was amazing.

[EarthCrisis]

My fucking memory is so shot but I do know that the "Hoagie Boy" bit made my eyes well up from laughing so much, actually any bit where Steve or E-Blubber are the victims is awesome.

too many to name.

But one thing that sticks out was Jimmy calling someone something like "he's a lunk headed douche, no one cares about him"....holy shit i wish i could remember who it was about.

[jnoble]

my second fav moment was a couple years ago when Bill Burr kept going on and on about Ant having a crush on Shawnee Smith and the rest of the show from the walkover to the end of the XM portion was NONSTOP "Ant loves Shawnee" calls.

Bill Burr being an instigating douche: "Come on Ant...it's OK to have feelings and open up. You're among friends!"

Ant: "I'm not getting out of this, am I?" after repeatedly trying to change the subject


Also, that PSA from the '80s with the Fonz telling kids about sexual abuse. YOU ARE NEVER TO BLAAAAME!
YOUR PENIS...
YOUR ANUS....

[chewonmysac]

Steve from Yellowstone has always caused coffee to spit on my windshield.
"Pick up a piece of gravel with your clit hood cunt." quite the visual.

[jackjack]

my second fav moment was a couple years ago when Bill Burr kept going on and on about Ant having a crush on Shawnee Smith and the rest of the show from the walkover to the end of the XM portion was NONSTOP "Ant loves Shawnee" calls.

Bill Burr being an instigating douche: "Come on Ant...it's OK to have feelings and open up. You're among friends!"

Ant: "I'm not getting out of this, am I?" after repeatedly trying to change the subject


Let's not forget what a good egg she was for calling back later in the show and keeping the bit alive.
Always liked her after that.

[PenniesNgum]

I would say old school NEW with Jay Mohr doing Harry Carey & Ant doing Bob Murphy. (I don't even think little Jimmy was on then)

[aahpandasrun]

Even though I'd say the show is at a high right now since coming to Sirius, nothing can beat Spaz bits. It's the funniest fucking stuff I've ever heard. I've listened to nearly every week in review multiple times. Ron and Fez have a nice similar bit going with Dave's inventions, but you can't beat the legendary idiocy of Spaz.

[the max]

the old people phone.

when they got to the alzheimers people. "it's just a ? on all three buttons. it's a slot machine to you, grandpa!"

[Justin Sane]

Danny and half-a-hulk face on the street "5 dollors"

Don West selling sports memorabilia. "Hey Don, I got Bob Ojedas scalp and the dock that it's stuck to." Best caller ever.

I have to agree with these two. They were fucking amazing.

"I've got Lance Armstrong's right cancerous nut!"

[Shaggz]

Not so much as listening to, but watching the baby bird video.

[ruckstande]

I might have to say the Tony Danza bit. "I want you to suck my mule."

[ceeps04]

I have laughed millions of times at the show.

But I honestly have to say that the hardest I have ever laughed was when Ant was doing Larry King asking the different questions for Tammy Faye, 1 day before she died.

[baluku]

Two words:

ROCK COAT!

[Rauensnake]

Anti semitic Fonzie had me howlin. Turning on the ovens with a punch.

[D.H. Jenkins]

Ted the <anything> is my favorite, hands down.

[Hudson]

NRA restaurant bit
Yeah they had a few of mine in that along with the menu from Opie's restaurant bit..

[jnoble]

...or Cock In The Box, whichever. The janitor across the street kept fucking around with the bit and at one point Bill Burr yells out the window to him "Hey, which of those keys opens your dreams?"

So mean.... yet so funny. :icon_mrgr

[EarthCrisis]

i've been drinking and my mind is mush right now, skimmed thread at work today so if this is a repeat sorry OCD fucks.
the FUCKING old ladies that tried to save the tree at their apartment complex!!!! holy shit jimmy trying to ramone that old lady was HA-LARRY US . and when they tried to get her to say "cunt" fucking Lols man. keep up the good work bbbboys.

[ruckstande]

Trainables

[Why Would It?]

SHOT IN DARK: Does anyone know the actual show date for the Rocky cleveland steamer/glass table bit?

It was literally the first thing I heard from O&A the first time I tuned in to them. Never listened to Stern again after that day...

[Rev]

recently speaking... Ghoulish Corpse Fucker. That whole segment about the casket legs actually. I wont say I had to pull over or anything, but I was laughing so hard I got dizzy.

[Tryaluckystrike]

Recently added:

Jimmy Francessa ("Ehhhh...I don't know DAWG!") and Jimmy Rooney ("You know what I don't underSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAND")- Holy shit! For someone who doesn't really do impressions, Jimmy does both spot on and he's fucking hysterical when he does.

Hating burn victim Bobby - Jimmy, Vos, and Bob Kelly explain what it would be like if Bobby was a burn victim and had to change his act accordingly

Stalker Patti's 7-hour vacation and $2 per week retirement plan - Yeah, I've picked this one before, but I've listened to it 3 more times since and it STILL holds up! ("Where you going to take a vacation - Newark?")

[Debbie1125]

I just added this one to my favorites list. Jimmy imitating Andy Rooney with a little bit of Ted's voice thrown in. I think it was Thursday or Friday's show.

[EarthCrisis]

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[wyattj]

Steve the Whister

One Man Star Wars show of broadway

Ramone from Yellowshone

Little Casey Anthony calling in

[wyattj]

Steve the Whister

One Man Star Wars show of broadway

Ramone from Yellowshone

Little Casey Anthony calling in

Back on NEW when Earl was supposed to be learning how to sky, someone asked if was starting on the bunny slope.

[gilpdawg]

The Ant goes back to school bit was killing me Monday.

Welllll, he's got a trapper keeper full of Hitler pictures, it's Anthony!

[mikeybot]

Just remembered one Vos v Birbiglia/JBL/Roland. The entire show, early Sept last year