O&A Listening Thread - 05/29 - Kick A Midget Friday Extravaganza!

[Motor Head]

http://www.turfsm.com/uploaded_images/hard_core_heavy_metal_midget-761053.jpg
Even if they are hardcore metal they still get my size 13.

[WOWmagnet]

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!



Seriously, fuck midgets.

[Saikotic]

No thanks, I like full size corpses.

[Motor Head]

Morning Hotness or Daddy Issues GIRL OF THE DAY!!!!
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/03aug20-big-wet-party.jpg

[Motor Head]

Uncle Paul's Picture of the day.
http://lolpedo.com/pics/fail-pedobear-girls-too-old.jpg
Uncle Paul - I sure am sorry I spilled paint allover your clothes gurls. Let me get my camera to remember the day we spilled the paint.

[Saikotic]

Morning Hotness or Daddy Issues GIRL OF THE DAY!!!!
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/03aug20-big-wet-party.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK! Did she ask for Tara Reid tit implants?

[English Gent]

Billy Crystal needs to die at this juncture.

[Motor Head]

WHAT THE FUCK! Did she ask for Tara Reid tit implants?
Tits-R-Us
Tara Reid Model - #333256
$100 a piece (can be purchased seperately)
10% discount if you let the doctor fuck you in the fartbox.

[Motor Head]

Billy Chrystal - The reason why I wish Hitler was more motivated.

[keithjay]

why opie why do you hate us

[goto_L]

Alert: Blogger Slams Norton & Girlfriend

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/05/carli-goes-to-bbq-adam-carolla-bob.html

[Motor Head]

At this point I'm willing to stick knitting needles in my ears rather then listen to this crap.

[TheCableNazi]

Alert: Blogger Slams Norton & Girlfriend

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/05/carli-goes-to-bbq-adam-carolla-bob.html


God I fucking hate bloggers, self important nobodies.

[keithjay]

Alert: Blogger Slams Norton & Girlfriend

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/05/carli-goes-to-bbq-adam-carolla-bob.html

Wow she sure is a sassy dame, what a cunty bitch

[west milly tom]

This thread title is about as funny as a Billy Crystal routine.

[Motor Head]

God I fucking hate bloggers, self important nobodies.
Angry little talentless hacks or wannabes. I hate fucking bloggers and I hope they all get cancer in their shitters.

[Motor Head]

This thread title is about as funny as a Billy Crystal routine.

I guess I should of went with choice 2 - throat fuck a midget after you make them swallow razorblades and broken glass.

[west milly tom]

I guess I should of went with choice 2 - throat fuck a midget after you make them swallow razorblades and broken glass.

You forgot extravaganza

[ruckstande]

For a second I thought Jimmy was dating Lexi Belle.

[Pearce]

Alert: Blogger Slams Norton & Girlfriend

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/05/carli-goes-to-bbq-adam-carolla-bob.html

The lovely Lynette Carolla may be my new inspiration. She's gorgeous, gracious, stylish, and, married to a very rich man. Though, let's be honest, Adam would not be the great success that he is without the help of a great woman such as Lynette.


Yes, he would. Her being gorgeous doesn't affect his abilities in any way. He'd be every bit as successful and probably moreso without a bitchy anchor dragging him down.

[ruckstande]

"Yeah" has to be the most overused. Rob Zombie put it over the top.

[Awful Me]

Good Morning Buddays.

Is Hypocrite Jim going to talk now that they are done with the Billy Crystal clip?

[Motor Head]

The lovely Lynette Carolla may be my new inspiration. She's gorgeous, gracious, stylish, and, married to a very rich man. Though, let's be honest, Adam would not be the great success that he is without the help of a great woman such as Lynette.


Yes, he would. Her being gorgeous doesn't affect his abilities in any way. He'd be every bit as successful and probably moreso without a bitchy anchor dragging him down.

This cunt sounds like a typical LA gold digger. She just revealed her life plan in two sentences. Marry somebody wealthy and claim credit for their success.

Cunt defined.

[west milly tom]

So is Danny Ant's guy on the couch?

[Pearce]

This cunt sounds like a typical LA gold digger. She just revealed her life plan in two sentences. Marry somebody wealthy and claim credit for their success.

Cunt defined.

And not to harp on her, but:

I patiently waited while two women accosted Adam and asked him where Dr. Drew was. Not there.
I swooped in to rescue him because I had a burning question for him. (and no, not a Paris Hilton when she goes to the bathroom kind of burning) On his radio show Adam had a segment called "What Can't Adam Complain About?" I was never able to get through but I was convinced that I had the answer to that question: an orgasm. I presented my theory to him but of course, Mr. Carolla had an answer ready for me: "it's messy." Curses, foiled again!! No wonder he's the one making the big bucks and I'm hatching theories in my condo.

First of all, let's acknowledge the terrible Paris Hilton joke. Second, this retarded slit thinks she rescued Adam from the Dr Drew converation by forcing him into a bit from his cancelled radio show. I hate this woman so much and haven't even gotten to where she trashed Jimmy yet.

[Motor Head]

And not to harp on her, but:

I patiently waited while two women accosted Adam and asked him where Dr. Drew was. Not there.
I swooped in to rescue him because I had a burning question for him. (and no, not a Paris Hilton when she goes to the bathroom kind of burning) On his radio show Adam had a segment called "What Can't Adam Complain About?" I was never able to get through but I was convinced that I had the answer to that question: an orgasm. I presented my theory to him but of course, Mr. Carolla had an answer ready for me: "it's messy." Curses, foiled again!! No wonder he's the one making the big bucks and I'm hatching theories in my condo.

First of all, let's acknowledge the terrible Paris Hilton joke. Second, this retarded slit thinks she rescued Adam from the Dr Drew converation by forcing him into a bit from his cancelled radio show. I hate this woman so much and haven't even gotten to where she trashed Jimmy yet.

The only thing funnier then the nuevo-riche talking about their new found wealth are the non-riche talking about other peoples wealth. Yes he has a big house, and eeeeeeeewwwwwww you have a condo....or is it a dump of an apartment. Typical LA scumbag wannabee.

Drop dead cunt.

[Awful Me]

Wait, there is a legal dispute over a band that only one guy has cared about in the last 20 years? OH NOES!!!!1111!1one.

[west milly tom]

What does Dobber have to say about this?

[Saikotic]

I hate this woman so much and haven't even gotten to where she trashed Jimmy yet.

Can you post the Jimmy part here? Judging by what you've shown already, I wouldn't be able to stomach the entire thing.

[Awful Me]

Can you post the Jimmy part here? Judging by what you've shown already, I wouldn't be able to stomach the entire thing.


Here it is:



"Next up was a guy I'd never heard of, Jim Norton. Although he looks like an angry little man, the guy flew himself in from NYC to perform at the event, for which he wasn't paid, which I was impressed by. He also flew in his trashy girlfriend, whom I was not impressed by. In his act he did a bit about her lack of dirty talking skills which was funny. Given her appearance I would've guessed that she currently made a living talking dirty but hey, what do I know?"


"While waiting to try to get my picture taken with Jay (read: seduce him) I was listening to her conversation with some fans of his. Apparently they met at a show and she is from Jersey City. Wait....I know I have it here somewhere where.....oh there it is: my shocked face. Now my mother's side of the family is from Jersey and I do adore it, but this girl embodied all the awful stereotypes of the place. Her dress was so tight you could see her uterus. (which, much to her dismay, I'm sure, was empty. A fact I'd bet my Louboutins she is furiously working on before Jim meets another groupie)"

"Not quite the class act was the aforementioned girlfriend of Jim Norton."
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/ShrmY8VFXVI/AAAAAAAA1ew/qNsB6CryYOQ/s1600-h/IMG_0142.JPG

[Saikotic]

Oof n/m just read the relevant parts. Way to attack a NON CELEBRITY. Cunt. Jim's girlfriend isn't in the public eye and shouldn't be railed by the likes of some fat shitstain like "Carli."

[Saikotic]

"While waiting to try to get my picture taken with Jay (read: seduce him) I was listening to her conversation with some fans of his. Apparently they met at a show and she is from Jersey City. Wait....I know I have it here somewhere where.....oh there it is: my shocked face. Now my mother's side of the family is from Jersey and I do adore it, but this girl embodied all the awful stereotypes of the place. Her dress was so tight you could see her uterus. (which, much to her dismay, I'm sure, was empty. A fact I'd bet my Louboutins she is furiously working on before Jim meets another groupie)"

[west milly tom]

Courtesy finger is my new favorite phrase. I can't wait to pawn it off at work like I invented it.

[cnik]

is XMRO fucked again today?

[west milly tom]

What show is that from?

Reno 911 I remember now

30 rock. I stink

[English Gent]

I just love that fucking 30 Rock clip. I just wish that I could find a video of it, but the cocksuckers who produce the show have had it taken down from youtube.

[emoc]

streaming fine in holland

[Three Hole Puncher]

Here it is:

This cunt is reason number 456,200,229,003 why the entire state of California can't sink beneath the ocean fast enough.

[Awful Me]

Oof n/m just read the relevant parts. Way to attack a NON CELEBRITY. Cunt. Jim's girlfriend isn't in the public eye and shouldn't be railed by the likes of some fat shitstain like "Carli."



I can't believe I was the first one to comment on that whores blog.

"Wow, way to break the stereotype of LA girls being money grubbing whores.

Really classy to attack someone's girlfriend who isn't even the spotlight.

You will probably just delete this comment instead of responding to it, but it at least you and I will both know you are a shallow piece of garbage. When you die, I hope you are poor and alone."

[cnik]

I just love that fucking 30 Rock clip. I just wish that I could find a video of it, but the cocksuckers who produce the show have had it taken down from youtube.

There's the full episode on Yidio.com (look for the black tie episode from season 1).

[English Gent]

There's the full episode on Yidio.com (look for the black tie episode from season 1).

Will do. Thanks.

[English Gent]

streaming fine in holland

Fine in the UK, too.

[Awful Me]

Has anyone sent them the link to that blog?

[west milly tom]

Great listening thread this morning. Later

[Pearce]

I feel bad for Rich. In the morning, he has to be wacky mashup guy:
http://moremashup.com/wp-content/themes/neoclassical/images/header_cloud_logo.jpg

But at noon, he becomes one half of the mighty:
http://www.covinoandrich.com/forum/styles/acidtechred/imageset/site_logo.gif

[Awful Me]

I feel bad for Rich. In the morning, he has to be wacky mashup guy:
http://moremashup.com/wp-content/themes/neoclassical/images/header_cloud_logo.jpg

But at noon, he becomes one half of the mighty:
http://www.covinoandrich.com/forum/styles/acidtechred/imageset/site_logo.gif



i listened to Covino and Rich a few times. It's a pretty good show.

[Vyce]

What's this bitch's twitter page?

[Awful Me]

Amazon's Deal of the Day: Baconaisse!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/ref=cs_top_nav_gb27

In before Opie talks about how Amazon is a fan of the show.

[Stig]

http://moremashup.com/wp-content/themes/neoclassical/images/header_cloud_logo.jpg


Wow. They're CRAZY! Maybe they'll go get some...eggs...and, um...cook 'em.
[that asinine Sonic ad]

[JasonDelaney]

Hey the boys are talking to some dumb broad about her relationships and sexual habitZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

She looked fine, this cunt was just jealous, she's obviously some comedy groupie. She took a shot at Jeffry Ross's chick too.

She didn't really knock Jim, but...she's a twat.

[Awful Me]

Baconaisse, and an excuse for a Jimmy rant on the blog whore and yet they choose to recap a worthless story of opie's friend who picks her nose and has a hair bush.....

and they wonder why they aren't promoted more.

[Awful Me]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


This whore is going to become the Yoko of the show.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning. Is this vapid slit the new Friday crutch?

[emoc]

Its better that the non-spotlighters to bash the blog bitch. I think her own words paint a good enough picture of her big gapping hole weekend adventures

[Awful Me]

The listeners are bored too....

[DonTheTrucker]

The listeners are bored too....

At least they hung up on the attention whore.

[DonTheTrucker]

That Duane Reade bag line cracked me up.

[Stig]

Opie genuinely doesn't understand why Big Boy Made A Doody isn't the biggest viral video on Earth.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Opie genuinely doesn't understand why Big Boy Made A Doody isn't the biggest viral video on Earth.

You can take the boy out of the frat, but you can't take the fratboy out of the boy.

[Awful Me]

Opie genuinely doesn't understand why Big Boy Made A Doody isn't the biggest viral video on Earth.

It's because nobody is sure whether it's spelled dooty, dootie, doody or doodie.....








or because it's not funny more than once.

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!

It's Frideeeeeeeeee. :icon_bigg

[DonTheTrucker]

Mornin' PESTS!

It's Frideeeeeeeeee. :icon_bigg

Hooah, Sarge.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

You can take the boy out of the frat, but you can't take the fratboy out of the boy.
Oh Uncle Paul....

[Stig]

It's because nobody is sure whether it's spelled dooty, dootie, doody or doodie.....


or because it's not funny more than once.

GIVE YOURSELF A BAYULLLL!!! :mad4:

[The Sarge]

Morning Hotness or Daddy Issues GIRL OF THE DAY!!!!
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/03aug20-big-wet-party.jpg

Keep it titled Daddy Issues GIRL OF THE DAY.

I like that. Good one.

[ruckstande]

Vinnie is a pushover. What an ass.

[Awful Me]

reading a regular guy's twitter page, and watching a video....I can't believe Siri/XM isn't shooting this shit to the sky.

[Awful Me]

Finally some action!

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

reading a regular guy's twitter page, and watching a video....I can't believe Siri/XM isn't shooting this shit to the sky.
You know you can change the station right?

[Awful Me]

You know you can change the station right?



I can't reach it.

[Redding]

my friend is a producer for zito and garrett his name is dumb chris

[KNUCKLEUP]

hi.

[samurai]

hi.

Hi.

[DonTheTrucker]

hi.

Good morning. Hope you don't own a Chrysler franchise.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Good morning. Hope you don't own a Chrysler franchise.

:(

[DonTheTrucker]

:(

In a vain effort to cheer you up, I'll point out that it is indeed Friday.

And you won't be 36 on Sunday like some of us. So cheer up, miss.

[emoc]

old f u line

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't say this lightly. Vinnie is a terrible parent. Calling the cops on his kid over pot? Jesus, learn how to deal with shit.

[happybutt]

ugh - what is the non meat spin link to the pee wee herman birfday thing? I CAN'T find it ---thank you!!

[DonTheTrucker]

ugh - what is the non meat spin link to the pee wee herman birfday thing? I CAN'T find it ---thank you!!

Don't bother. That guy's account is surely suspended by now. NBC are Nazis when it comes to wiping their stuff off Youtube.

[undertow]

homer fuckin rules

[lagwagon12]

ugh - what is the non meat spin link to the pee wee herman birfday thing? I CAN'T find it ---thank you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E34Nd1CjESU

[happybutt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E34Nd1CjESU


Grassy Ass!!

[Saikotic]

So, the boys didn't nuke that vapid blogger? I sent them the link before passing out. I want to see what a train wreck this "Carli" is. This dumb slit think's she's Jesus Christ with tits or something that NO MAN can refuse her should she LOWER HERSELF to be with them. Yecch. This line sums her up. It's about Adam Carolla:

"I adored him on Loveline, abhorred the Man Show, and fell in love with him again when I discovered his radio show."

Of COURSE she hated the man show. It had some funny moments, especially when it degraded women (or shown the spotlight on them).

[SOS]

relay!

[CousinDave]

Soap ruled!

I just wish they would have finished the story line before it got canceled.

[CousinDave]

I'm guessing Norton has the same manager as Billy Crystal

[CousinDave]

Derek,

No more calls from Mark the Trucker anymore

[BRONCOS]

I'm guessing Norton has the same manager as Billy Crystal

Playing smart with his career.

[BRONCOS]

Ant must be paying illegals to work on his house.

[DonTheTrucker]

Derek,

No more calls from Mark the Trucker anymore

I think Travis answers phones and that request should extend to Mongo as well. Who the fuck does show bits when alone? Ewww. Surprised he didn't plug the new FBA.

[CousinDave]

I think Travis answers phones and that request should extend to Mongo as well. Who the fuck does show bits when alone? Ewww. Surprised he didn't plug the new FBA.


Last time he mentioned (the old) FBA on the air, Anthony cut him off

[DonTheTrucker]

Last time he mentioned (the old) FBA on the air, Anthony cut him off

Good. He's like an unfunny hayseed Mafialife Chris.

How did this asshole trucker get 6000 over gross? Idiot.

[Hudson]

Scranton has a "priviledge to work Tax" ie it is a priviledge to work in Scranton. Really? I park my car in Scranton and ride in an Ambulance OUTSIDE of Scranton all day.

[LiddyRules]

Soap ruled!

I just wish they would have finished the story line before it got canceled.

I remember when they showed Soap on Nick at Nite for a few months years ago. It always bummed me that it ended on a cliffhanger with the lady from Who's The Boss getting shot.

[DonTheTrucker]

Holy shit. That 30 Rock clip was so unfunny its painful.

"she said all sorts of stuff"

None of it remotely funny or even interesting.

[DonTheTrucker]

Scranton has a "priviledge to work Tax" ie it is a priviledge to work in Scranton. Really? I park my car in Scranton and ride in an Ambulance OUTSIDE of Scranton all day.

The Occupational Privelege Tax is statewide.

[LiddyRules]

Scranton has a "priviledge to work Tax" ie it is a priviledge to work in Scranton. Really? I park my car in Scranton and ride in an Ambulance OUTSIDE of Scranton all day. Well you do get to work with Michael Scott.

[CousinDave]

Well you do get to work with Michael Scott.


I think that's a different Scranton since there isn't a Hooters or Benihana in Scranton, PA

[Hudson]

I think that's a different Scranton since there isn't a Hooters or Benihana in Scranton, PAWe used to have a Benihana.
And The tax about working in Scranton pissed off a lot of people. Many businesses left because it was so high.

[CousinDave]

We used to have a Benihana.
And The tax about working in Scranton pissed off a lot of people. Many businesses left because it was so high.

I don't remember one there, was it in Scranton or Dickson City?

[west milly tom]

Any pics of this broad?

[Hudson]

I don't remember one there, was it in Scranton or Dickson City?
It was on courthouse square in Scranton..closed in 1988.

[CousinDave]

I hope this bitch gets gang ***** by a bunch of *******.

[west milly tom]

This chic is perfect for Ant.