O&A Listening Thread - 06/03/09 - Facefuck A Quadraplegic Wednesday

[English Gent]

Howdy, you fucking cunts!! :action-sm

[cnik]

XMRO deactivated....now the only option for online listening is Sirius with the 'Best of XM' package.... WTF?

[English Gent]

XMRO deactivated....now the only option for online listening is Sirius with the 'Best of XM' package.... WTF?

My XMRO is working fine.

[Heather Height]

Howdy, you fucking cunts!! :action-sm

Howdy back atcha!

[west milly tom]

Morning asshats.

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[Heather Height]

We're having our "one year together" anniversary dinner at FH Rileys, if they get any busier we'll have to make reservations! Its June 13th if anyone is close by and wants to stop in to say hi.

[English Gent]

Morning all.

What the fuck do you mean, 'Morning all'? Huh?

[English Gent]

We're having our "one year together" anniversary dinner at FH Rileys, if they get any busier we'll have to make reservations! Its June 13th if anyone is close by and wants to stop in to say hi.

I would stop by, but (a) that's my birthday, so I'll probably be stuffing my face in an Indian restaurant on the night in question; (b) I live on a different continent; and (c) it'll never last.

[Heather Height]

I would stop by, but (a) that's my birthday, so I'll probably be stuffing my face in an Indian restaurant on the night in question; (b) I live on a different continent; and (c) it'll never last.

(a)happy birthday in advance(b)Alright, we get it! You're from another country. (c) your life or my relationship? :)

[Guilty Spark]

Let's stop pretending that websurfing is a skill

[English Gent]

Let's stop pretending that websurfing is a skill

Hey, it's not easy having to use a mouse with my left hand...........

[cokelogic]

We're having our "one year together" anniversary dinner at FH Rileys, if they get any busier we'll have to make reservations! Its June 13th if anyone is close by and wants to stop in to say hi.I'll send you a picture of myself: You can print it out and frame it, so I'll almost be there. Just as long as no one draws dicks on my face.

[Heather Height]

I'll send you a picture of myself: You can print it out and frame it, so I'll almost be there. Just as long as no one draws dicks on my face.

We would probably just photo shop one in before we print it out, you know, to save people the trouble of defiling it while we're trying to eat.

You'll almost be there in our hearts, awwwww!

[cokelogic]

Worldwide or US wide? That would be "Nation wide".

[chumpy]

Hello all

I love insomnia

[stellarcomics]

XMRO deactivated....now the only option for online listening is Sirius with the 'Best of XM' package.... WTF?

Same here. I'm listening via my blackberry now.

[cokelogic]

Steve drinking a Starbucks full of cum to save everyone inside is hilarious.

[Awful Me]

how long to fill a room a with cum?

Well, Ron & Fez definately have the better hypothetical question segments....

[Heather Height]

Steve drinking a Starbucks full of cum to save everyone inside is hilarious.

Then he would order a latte half caf giz foam to wash it down.

[Awful Me]

why is opie daydreaming about swimming in cum?

[Spot]

OK faggot, what's next?

[cokelogic]

LxWxH for the area. Right?

[cokelogic]

This would make a great iPhone App.

[mascan42]

Approx. 26.5 million loads.

[Awful Me]

26520000 loads

[west milly tom]

This is absolutely ridiculous.

[Heather Height]

LxWxH for the area. Right?

Yes, then solve for load.

[Heather Height]

this would make a great iphone app.

bahahahaaaa!!

[cokelogic]

This is why Sirius XM doesn't allow an audience anymore, they'd have them all cumming on the floor to find out.

[Heather Height]

one would also have to take into account how much would soak into the carpet and the evaporation factor.

[Pearce]

You think Grey and Kluck are having this same conversation right now?

[Guilty Spark]

wow, I'd rather hear them interview another UFC idiot than listen to this.

[west milly tom]

One totally worthless hour of radio. The only cross promotion they deserve is on the show tunes channel.

[cokelogic]

If you're drowning in cum, you're in the Out-Q studio.

[Spot]

Man, I am glad I got up early on a day off for this one. Tell me about the cum river Opie!

[Awful Me]

You think Grey and Kluck are having this same conversation right now?


No idea, but I bet R@pekit and Crawlspace are.

[cokelogic]

26.5 million or Heather Height :p

[Heather Height]

26.5 million or Heather Height :p

I would have to beat you there first!:action-sm

[Bluestreak]

One load per mouth... unless it's my Ex. Wokka Wokka.

-edit-
"Units" app for the iPhone has a volume calculator. This bit could have been over faster than it takes to knock out a batch.

[cokelogic]

The concept is so dumb, it sounds like it's owned by Ted. A one room hotel, under the sea.

[Awful Me]

One load per mouth... unless it's my Ex. Wokka Wokka.



If it was me and my ex, it would never get empty. If it was my ex, and the other guy she was fucking probably it would probably be empty in 20 minutes.

[Awful Me]

I love that Jimmy is now uncomfortable with the semen conversation

[Bluestreak]

Some people have to go to work... or some people get paid to talk about this shit at work.

[CousinDave]

what about people who do it at work

[LiddyRules]

hi

[Awful Me]

what about people who do it at work

my current job is the only job i have had that i haven't jerked off or fucked at yet.

[Awful Me]

They didn't play Peace Frog alot because it fucking sucks.

[Vyce]

Fucking HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE the Doors.

[LiddyRules]

I have never jerked off or fucked at school or work though I've been tempted to do the former when the "must release" urge is randomly started. I would like to fuck but never had a willing partner, doubt I ever will. It seems like a nice fantasy to take a girl on a desk or table but I'd probably be too nervous to perform.

[Awful Me]

Shouldn't that guy have won?

He should sue Opie.

[Vyce]

I have never jerked off or fucked at school or work though I've been tempted to do the former when the "must release" urge is randomly started. I would like to fuck but never had a willing partner, doubt I ever will. It seems like a nice fantasy to take a girl on a desk or table but I'd probably be too nervous to perform.

Queer.

[LiddyRules]

Queer. I wish. Those guys can perform anywhere, anytime.

[Steam]

I wish. Those guys can perform anywhere, anytime.

Yes, we can.


Wait, what?

[CousinDave]

I have never jerked off or fucked at school or work though I've been tempted to do the former when the "must release" urge is randomly started. I would like to fuck but never had a willing partner, doubt I ever will. It seems like a nice fantasy to take a girl on a desk or table but I'd probably be too nervous to perform.


the excitement of possibly getting caught should heat you up enough that you wouldn't be nervous.

[LiddyRules]

the excitement of possibly getting caught should heat you up enough that you wouldn't be nervous. My neurotic anxiety trumps my sex drive almost every time.

[Pearce]

"That's how they talked back then."

Unless you're my dad, in which case you talk like that now, and insist that because "they want to be called something different every year" it's okay to call them Ns.

[LiddyRules]

"That's how they talked back then."

Unless you're my dad, in which case you talk like that now, and insist that because "they want to be called something different every year" it's okay to call them Ns.

Or you're on Wackbag and feel that if they don't want to go back to Africa, white people should call them anything they damn well please.

[Steam]

Holy shit, Opie, let this whole "write a book" thing go. We've been hearing about this for nearly five years now. WE GET IT!!!

[LiddyRules]

Holy shit, Opie, let this whole "write a book" thing go. We've been hearing about this for nearly five years now. WE GET IT!!! They have a book deal. I'm sure publishers are chomping at the bit for their tale.

[Steam]

They have a book deal. I'm sure publishers are chomping at the bit for their tale.

Yes, and they started writing it in 2004.

WHERE'S THIS FUCKING BOOK THEN, DUMMY?

[Bluestreak]

Yes, and they started writing it in 2004.

WHERE'S THIS FUCKING BOOK THEN, DUMMY?

Dude, I know being a Masshole is stressful, but you gotta reeeeeeeeeeelaaaaaax.

[Pearce]

They should do nothing but talk about Hulk rubbing lotion on her ass.

[Stig]

Dude, I know being a Masshole is stressful, but you gotta reeeeeeeeeeelaaaaaax.

It should hurt like hell to be a Masshole.

I'm just sayin'. :icon_cool

[LiddyRules]

Yes, and they started writing it in 2004.

WHERE'S THIS FUCKING BOOK THEN, DUMMY? They're getting Intern David to write the foreword and he's taking his sweet time with it. Opie thinks it'll be hilarious because he's awkward and Jewish.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I guess God needed one more whore that was a fan of Jim Norton

[cokelogic]

Ted the Consoler.

[Steam]

Dude, I know being a Masshole is stressful, but you gotta reeeeeeeeeeelaaaaaax.

I'm not a Masshole, sir. I'm just a New Jersey import living in Massachusetts.

So suck a cock.

They're getting Intern David to write the foreword and he's taking his sweet time with it. Opie thinks it'll be hilarious because he's awkward and Jewish.

The sad thing is that that wouldn't surprise me one bit.

[Stig]

I'm not a Masshole, sir. I'm just a New Jersey import living in Massachusetts.

So suck a cock.



So you moved from the worst state in the country to the second worst.
Congrats.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning shitdicks.

[Awful Me]

They should do the commentary on her video with Paul Wall with her now that she is in studio.....

[Pearce]

So you moved from the worst state in the country to the second worst.
Congrats.

Never been to Ohio, eh?

[salz4life]

Brooke Hogan sounds like a transvestite.

[DonTheTrucker]

Brooke Hogan sounds like a transvestite.

Have you ever seen her?

[LiddyRules]

Brooke Hogan makes Ashley Tisdale look hot.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

They should ask her if she's a tranny....



Hard hitting questions

[Stig]

Never been to Ohio, eh?

Why would I? :icon_lol:

[salz4life]

Have you ever seen her?



Yeah, good point sir.....

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

In the moms defense though, that's true.

[Bluestreak]

I'm not a Masshole, sir. I'm just a New Jersey import living in Massachusetts.
So suck a cock.


He's from Jersey, livin' in Mass.
Didn't want to move to Rhode Island, and go to URI.

Whoa whoa whoa.

[Stig]

He's from Jersey, livin' in Mass.
Didn't want to move to Rhode Island, and go to URI.

Whoa whoa whoa.

And Boston Harbor ain't got no boardwalk, Wendy!
Whoa whoa whoa.

[Bluestreak]

And Boston Harbor ain't got no boardwalk, Wendy!
Whoa whoa whoa.

If he misses Jersey, he can go to Revere.
Take his girl Wendy to Kelly's for a Clam plate.

Whoa whoa whoa.

[keithjay]

OH shit she said b--ba:fight6:

[LiddyRules]

Boston does not equal Jersey.
WHOA whoa whoa.

[Chester'sLiver]

Does Brooke know that by oopsie opie means a black guy?

[DonTheTrucker]

Nice girl. Dumb as a sack of chisels.

[Wilmington WOW]

Brooke sang with the Beatles
It says that? That was before I was born



oh literal tranny

[Stig]

Notice as the sound faded out, Jimmy saying "Hey, you got time for a photo?"

[rlsmith1973rl]

she is a huge bubba mark

[DonTheTrucker]

she is a huge bubba mark

He's been friends with her dad since she was a kid. Is that so wrong?

[Stig]

she is a huge bubba mark

Bubba is a friend of Hulk, so I guess the whole family are. Notice how the boys just let that Bubba reference slide.

[rlsmith1973rl]

There is nothing wrong with being his friend but i have heard her talk shit on the boys several times on bubba's show its local here uncle bubba i think she calls him

[LiddyRules]

There is nothing wrong with being his friend but i have heard her talk shit on the boys several times on bubba's show its local here uncle bubba i think she calls him What did she say about O+A?

[rlsmith1973rl]

just about how everyone sucks bubba is king everyone else is hacks o and a and howard thats how long ago it was before bubba started sucking howards dick one thing i would bet on is that she is telling howard and bubba how much the boys suck! typical radio war bullshit

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oh Ant...keep pushing that crash button. H-I-Weight is a B-O-M-B

[Jimmy's Dignity]

uncle bubba i think she calls him
I'm guessing you're talking about Brooke Hogan, huh? Hulk Hogan & Bubba have been tight for a long while

[rlsmith1973rl]

yea i used to listen to bubba much better than lex and terry

[LiddyRules]

just about how everyone sucks bubba is king everyone else is hacks o and a and howard thats how long ago it was before bubba started sucking howards dick one thing i would bet on is that she is telling howard and bubba how much the boys suck! typical radio war bullshit I'll take that bet.

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!

[DonTheTrucker]

Holy shit if they give Lady Trucker a bit...

[Stig]

Holy shit if they give Lady Trucker a bit...

Nobody wants to know what a trucker has to say.





Someone had to go there.

[cokelogic]

This Erock abuse is so uncool. The poor boy is sick in bed. We all know he beat Punch-out, so he's not playing hookie to play videogames.

[LiddyRules]

Holy shit if they give Lady Trucker a bit... They'd be Ron and Fez.

[Awful Me]

Poor E-Rock, Jimmy is fucking murdering him.

[DonTheTrucker]

Nobody wants to know what a trucker has to say.





Someone had to go there.

You don't see me calling 4 or 5 times a day begging for attention.

[Redding]

Die Ladytrucker

[Reaper G]

Erock isn't Cloverfield. Clover was skinny.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Ahhh...Opie almost had a good one

It should have been:

"Is it an M. A. Y. O. inhibitor?"

[Awful Me]

If you hear krackles? What if you hear nestle crunch?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

How fitting that a total pig would have swine flu

[Jimmy's Dignity]

If you hear krackles? What if you hear nestle crunch?

That's a goddamned good question...which do you prefer? Krackle or Crunch?

http://www.cjbdesigns.com/images/graphics/candywrappers/cw_Krackle.jpg

http://metropolitanmama.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/about_crunch_bar_426x237new.png

[cokelogic]

Hmm, if Opie thinks they're ready for another channel, he hasn't been listening Saturdays. Special Delivery is the only show that's not in reruns.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

oooo...that was mine

[DonTheTrucker]

Hmm, if Opie thinks they're ready for another channel, he hasn't been listening Saturdays. Special Delivery is the only show that's not in reruns.

I guess Sirius isn't ready.

[Stig]

They'd be Ron and Fez.

Give yourself a bay-ulll!

[DonTheTrucker]

Places people act rudely?

The internet. Trying to pick up other peoples' chicks.

Had to go there. :D

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Places people act rudely?

The internet. Trying to pick up other peoples' chicks.

Had to go there. :D
wackbag.com

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hmm, if Opie thinks they're ready for another channel, he hasn't been listening Saturdays. Special Delivery is the only show that's not in reruns.I think they probably would have new shows ready if they had the space to air it

I guess Sirius isn't ready.
Howard's 2nd channel which is about the Howard show is apparently more important than another channel that is dedicated to new content that is related to Opie & Anthony

[cokelogic]

http://www.sirfindogask.co.uk/Images/Jpg/lazy-town.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwY

[DonTheTrucker]

eatabullet.com

Fixed that for you.

[Pearce]

http://members.shaw.ca/xcursion/fuckyeah.gif

[cokelogic]

http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/i_came.jpg

[Redding]

They classify O&A as comedy but they dont mention them in the comedy promo...WTF!

[Wilmington WOW]

Hmm, if Opie thinks they're ready for another channel, he hasn't been listening Saturdays. Special Delivery is the only show that's not in reruns.

what about the golden tickets?


lib lib

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwYThis shit's the bomb. Beyond the joke, I'd listen to this like a real song. This should be on my iTouch.

[cokelogic]

what about the golden tickets?


lib libThey really lucked out with that. Remember they almost brought Scott Farrell on board and he ended up being a horrible backstabber.

[DonTheTrucker]

http://www.sirfindogask.co.uk/Images/Jpg/lazy-town.jpg

Holy crap. Don't feel like such a creep for banging a chick that's only 6 years older than my kid. I'm nothing compared to Ant.

[LiddyRules]

Hmm, if Opie thinks they're ready for another channel, he hasn't been listening Saturdays. Special Delivery is the only show that's not in reruns. And isn't that only podcasts?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.geocities.com/subspecies_x/001_pics_lazytown.jpg

[The Sarge]

http://members.shaw.ca/xcursion/fuckyeah.gif

EL o EL.

[Wilmington WOW]

someone on wackbag has the great sig of that kid bobbing up and down on a teddy bear
sick.... but very hot

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwY
That was awesome

[Awful Me]

WE really lucked out with that. Remember they almost brought Scott Farrell on board



Fixed that. Never liked Farrell, that fucking voice of his is terrible.

He is especially garbage as an backstage interview guy for affliction.

[cokelogic]

Steve Wiebe could have broken the record, but he was playing on a machine that had a time limit on each board. He's used to the old DK machines that you can keep racking up points endlessly.

[DonTheTrucker]

someone on wackbag has the great sig of that kid bobbing up and down on a teddy bear
sick.... but very hot

That's not just any Teddy bear. That's Pedobear!

[LiddyRules]

Opie, forever in his quest to prove to people he's smarter than the media. "That was fake and I knew it!"

[Bluestreak]

That's not just any Teddy bear. That's Pedobear!

Lazy Town is Pedobear approved!

[cokelogic]

Opie, forever in his quest to prove to people he's smarter than the media. "That was fake and I knew it!"It's true. He's a very savvy man.

Plus he said he read "Culture of Fear" before he started back on XM and that's changed everything.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Special guest...closing the blinds.....I'm betting Sandy Kane

[cokelogic]

Lazy Town is Pedobear approved!http://lolpedo.com/pics/pedobear-seal-of-approval.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning...

Echhh to Brook Hogan...it looks like a blonde wig fell on Powered Toast Man.
http://opieradio.posterous.com/brooke-hogan-smelled-ridiculously-good

[English Gent]

Morning...

Echhh to Brook Hogan...it looks like a blonde wig fell on Powered Toast Man.
http://opieradio.posterous.com/brooke-hogan-smelled-ridiculously-good

She's only 21?! She looks like Donatella Versace, for fuck's sake!

[cokelogic]

Feed a cold, feed a fever.

[Pearce]

You're a germ guy, Opie? You rubbed shit on your lip.

[English Gent]

Feed a cold, feed a fever.

:D IF that.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, "Beat it cum-lungs!"

[samurai]

Opie, forever in his quest to prove to people he's smarter than the media.

He will have an easier time finding a sincere medieval Frenchman in an English castle.
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9381/kniggits5hw.jpg

[LiddyRules]

:D IF that. I did. They didn't read it. :(

So the blacks and the Muslims are working together. Wackbag has to be panicking. It must be like the end of The Birds to most of them.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Apparently the theif armed with a bat started telling the Muslim store clerk that he too was thinking of becoming a Muslim as well and started praying (after having the gun pointed at hom of course.)...that's why the store clerk had pity and gave him the 40 bucks and bread.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ant is 100% right here.

[English Gent]

The newspaper headline should have been "Spade Wields Bat".

[LiddyRules]

Mercy and compassion really are disgusting.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhnwU91QuQA

[DonTheTrucker]

Mercy and compassion really are disgusting.

Mercy is not shooting the guy in the face, and holding him there for the cops.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

High school drama teacher? Was probably man-on-man sex

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Mercy and compassion really are disgusting.
The bat swinging thief didn't exactly apologize and ask for mercy unconditionally.
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:xK2fv8KuRUvd9M:http://www.peterbrown.tv/hadjohnrifle.JPG

[LiddyRules]

Mercy is not shooting the guy in the face, and holding him there for the cops. And to some mercy is not putting that guy through the system and into prison.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

10:30 is now OFFICIALLY "extra radio"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

It's gotta be Steampipe Alley.
(15 years ago locally in NYC area)
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:-ufJ60SrvoLIJM:http://mustbetv.net/1987steampipealley.jpg

[LiddyRules]

The bat swinging thief didn't exactly apologize and ask for mercy unconditionally.
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:xK2fv8KuRUvd9M:http://www.peterbrown.tv/hadjohnrifle.JPG I'm not saying he shouldn't have shot. I'm not saying I wouldn't have shot. I'm just saying I'm not appalled at the store owner's behavior and can understand how a compassionate person might not press charges.

I am, however, kind of tired of Anthony's over-the-top reactionary speculation as a debate tactic. "Good! Free him so he can rob and kill somebody else!" "I'll tell you who never got over their fear of heights! The people in the towers on 9/11!"

[Pearce]

For King of Kong fans: Steve Weibe will be on the BJ Shea show today at 9 AM seattle time, so tune in at noon. Listen live at www.kisw.com

[Redding]

Give yourself a bell!!!!!!!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

It's gotta be Steampipe Alley.
(15 years ago locally in NYC area)
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:-ufJ60SrvoLIJM:http://mustbetv.net/1987steampipealley.jpg

I'm guessing they were on amyl nitrate poppers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Why HR Pufnstuf?


http://static.open.salon.com/files/pufnstuf1232643717.jpg


That's why.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Cheif Brockett always had a creepy voice.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:VYZ0BK5cMh68wM:http://www.fci.org/files/cast/chef_brokett.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Anthropomorphism is when you apply human characteristics to inanimate objects. Hence the living statue right there...

[LiddyRules]

The S&M Kroft Shows always had the best themes

J6I5DzMYqcU
btpd8zg5VWA
C-yLYz6ejqw

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Liddy how can you forget The Bugaloos.

[Stig]

The Dickies did a great version of the Banana Splits song.

[Wilmington WOW]

And to some mercy is not putting that guy through the system and into prison.

gotta disagree with ya

the economy is no excuse for crime
I would not have shot or hit him, but I would have held him for the police

[LiddyRules]

Liddy how can you forget The Bugaloos. ja-GY94rKO8

4oyLKcsioZc

o0MRU1f2SJ0

P3U9BuOMkmM

[Stig]

Liddy how can you forget The Bugaloos.

Sigmund and the Sea Monster?

[Stig]

gotta disagree with ya

the economy is no excuse for crime
I would not have shot or hit him, but I would have held him for the police

Yes, but we all assumed that answer from you. :action-sm
You probably would have offered him a mint on his pillow while he waited.

[LiddyRules]

And from Mr. Show

06R80-I8tcI

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm not saying he shouldn't have shot. I'm not saying I wouldn't have shot. I'm just saying I'm not appalled at the store owner's behavior and can understand how a compassionate person might not press charges.

I am, however, kind of tired of Anthony's over-the-top reactionary speculation as a debate tactic. "Good! Free him so he can rob and kill somebody else!" "I'll tell you who never got over their fear of heights! The people in the towers on 9/11!"

You may be tired of it, but take it from someone who knows a little more about the real world than you apparently do. This guy WILL rob another store. No one quits that behavior on their own.

[Stig]

flMS2gHFOH0

[Wilmington WOW]

re-kay

why do they start the 3:00 re-kay with a best of bit?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

dunno...but I wish that they'd cut out commercials instead

hahahaha, I love that...."I'm Teeeeeeeeeed!"

[Stig]

re-kay

why do they start the 3:00 re-kay with a best of bit?

Because we NEED to hear old bits!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

aaaand 3:10 before opie's live voice....I mean the replay of his live voice

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I wonder if the bomb stuff on Drudge is horseshit or not

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oR00_uLfGVE


haha, Danny Ross....King of the Internet

http://plognark.com/Art/Sketches/Blogsketches/2007/kingofinternet.jpg

[Redding]

Planes in the air noon to 3!

[Wilmington WOW]

check out the video on digg showing flight activity over Europe
even better than the one the boys mentioned

cQTAfIf_AOk

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha...."I guarantee at least 268 people underwater right now...."

[Redding]

...this is the brilliance of Opie

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, "You'd be treading splooge..."

[Paux Fas]

hahahahaha...."I guarantee at least 268 people underwater right now...."

lol I loffed How about we rename Danny the king of the Google search. It's easy to find anything on Google.

[Paux Fas]

This thread is loading like shit for me.. the rest of the site is fine.. grrrrr

[Redding]

lol I loffed How about we rename Danny the king of the Google search. It's easy to find anything on Google.

Lets just call Danny Stuntbrain...

[Redding]

This thread is loading like shit for me.. the rest of the site is fine.. grrrrr

Its because we are trying to find out how many loads fills this listening thread

[Paux Fas]

hmm.. I wonder how many people changed the station during this conversation.

[Paux Fas]

Its because we are trying to find out how many loads fills this listening thread

hahaha! (I'd put a laughing smiley but not even those are working for me right now)

[Paux Fas]

Lets just call Danny Stuntbrain...

miss Stuntbrain

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Opie's nowhere near 6'5" :haha7: :haha7:

oh man, poor Jimmy & his cum-white omelettes

[Redding]

like a ookie Cookie man....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I got 20,400 gallons of cum. Now lets extrapolate that to the sheer number of loads

26,520,000 cumshots to fill their studio :icon_eek:

get workin kids! :jerkoff1: :jerkoff1: :jerkoff1: :jerkoff1: :jerkoff1: :jerkoff1: :jerkoff1: :jerkoff1: :jerkoff1:

[Redding]

After this conversation Sam is going to be walking around talking about O&A's 12 flat screens and 1 giant chalk board...

[Paux Fas]

Pot talk Wednesday...

[thereturn]

Opie had to have been touched as a kid

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Who the hell would save their loads? You know that after like the 3rd cumshot the first two would be nothing but crusty awfulness

[Redding]

This is how Jesus was able to walk on water

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2XQ97XHjVw
Water & Cornstarch

[Steam]

Brooke Hogan sounds like a transvestite.

Brooke Hogan makes Ashley Tisdale look hot.

Ashley Tisdale IS hot.

And I'd fuck Brooke Hogan once or twice just to say that I did.

So you moved from the worst state in the country to the second worst.
Congrats.

Oh please, they are both better than New Hampshire. And Jersey is the best state in the country.

Die Ladytrucker

We can only dream.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ashley Tisdale IS hot. http://justjared.buzznet.com/headlines/2007/07/ashley-tisdale-hawaii.jpg

agreed

And I'd fuck Brooke Hogan once or twice just to say that I did. agreed x2...and you know it'd be a fucking workout.

[Steam]

Who the hell would save their loads? You know that after like the 3rd cumshot the first two would be nothing but crusty awfulness

I forget the kid's name but one of the BC hockey players back when I was in college used to save his in Snapple bottles from stories I heard. Fucking nasty.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/headlines/2007/07/ashley-tisdale-hawaii.jpg

agreed

agreed x2...and you know it'd be a fucking workout.

Tisdale has shot up my list dramatically the past month or so. Every time she makes an appearance I want to fuck her more and more right in her jew ass.

And you are right, sex with Brooke Hogan would definitely leave you sweating and completely worn out after it was done. Plus, the stories you'd be able to tell would fucking rock.

[Paux Fas]

http://justjared.buzznet.com/headlines/2007/07/ashley-tisdale-hawaii.jpg

agreed

agreed x2...and you know it'd be a fucking workout.

I have no clue who this chick is but she just looks like any run of the mill female in this pic. Are there any more flattering pics of her?

[Paux Fas]

This interview is actually not that bad.. she's very candid.

[Steam]

"You have time for a photo."

Oh Jimmy.

[joeblow222]

FUCK YOU NORTON.

harassing e-rock cause he has fluid in his lungs, and is ill.

does he hop on the mic every time your ass is too tired to do radio for the first 45minutes to an hour on some mornings when you don't have your shit together?

seriously though, erock should just quit already.