Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 06/04/09 - ******Mortis Thursday

[Saikotic]

Upcoming movie posters:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41287
(Iron Man 2, Spider-man 4)

[Saikotic]

Megan Fox Hotness:
http://www.popoholic.com/2009/06/03/megan-foxs-sexy-gq-uk-photoshoot/

EDIT: No hotlinking. Oh well.

[Saikotic]

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hottest-girls-facebook-5.jpg

[cokelogic]

If you were to fuck a trach ring, would it act as a cock ring, so you can stay hard longer in the throat?

Morning all.

[English Gent]

Morning, cunts.

[Heather Height]

If you were to fuck a trach ring, would it act as a cock ring, so you can stay hard longer in the throat?

Morning all.

So thought provoking today! Good Morning to you sir!

[Saikotic]

Actually awake for a show.

[SOS]

I wonder what type of music that Saikotic listens to?

[Saikotic]

The classic Walking on Sunshine bitch (ok, instant classic)

[Saikotic]

I wonder what typpe of music that Saikotic listens to?

Varies. Classic rock, some metal, classical, funk yadda yadda yadda.

It touches me that you care, right around my shamehole.

[English Gent]

I guess Ant must be still parking his car, or something...............

[SOS]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/baybeevietghirl/cute.jpg

[cokelogic]

And drudge will be covering yesterday's room full of cum segment.

[Saikotic]

2 reasons to love Brazil:

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/random-27feb-stuff-6.jpg

[cokelogic]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/baybeevietghirl/cute.jpgThat's really good. Is this a one off drawing or is this a series by an artist?

[Saikotic]

Coke for the IF!

[Awful Me]

Good Morning Buddays

[cokelogic]

Good Morning BuddaysGood evening.

[Pearce]

Morning. 8:30, I get my 3rd chance to fail at driving.

[Awful Me]

I thought SBC was funny in Talledaga Nights and that was about it.

[Awful Me]

Morning. 8:30, I get my 3rd chance to fail at driving.



Just relax. You can do it. Good Luck Sir.

[Pearce]

I thought SBC was funny in Talledaga Nights and that was about it.

Heh, he's done so much brilliant stuff and you pick one of the worst things he's done.

[Pearce]

Just relax. You can do it. Good Luck Sir.

You know a situation is bad when the people who should smash your face in are actually having sympathy.

[cokelogic]

Morning. 8:30, I get my 3rd chance to fail at driving.Seat belt on, check all mirrors, assess the car, step on the brake and turn the key and then PANIC!!!!

[Pearce]

You DON'T enjoy everything he's done, Opie. Encore was a horrific album.

[Saikotic]

Morning. 8:30, I get my 3rd chance to fail at driving.

:icon_eek: :killme:

[Awful Me]

You know a situation is bad when the people who should smash your face in are actually having sympathy.


i'm not a big smasher of people anymore. If you fail, I will make a joke or two, but I would rather hear about you finally getting it. I guess I'm getting old.

[Saikotic]

Seat belt on, check all mirrors, assess the car, step on the brake and turn the key and then PANIC!!!!

This is his third attempt. Putting his face in the officer's lap before driving would help.

[cokelogic]

You DON'T enjoy everything he's done, Opie. Encore was a horrific album.Eminem is the They Might Be Giants of rap; And I don't like silliness in my songs.

[Awful Me]

Heh, he's done so much brilliant stuff and you pick one of the worst things he's done.


It wasn't even so much him that I enjoyed, but more of the movie as a whole.

In my defense, I'm from Louisiana and even though I try not be associated with the people here, there has to be a certain amount of white trash in my dna.

[Saikotic]

Eminem is the They Might Be Giants of rap; And I don't like silliness in my songs.

The House Next Door To Me Was Sold....

[Saikotic]

WTF is this?

[cokelogic]

It wasn't even so much him that I enjoyed, but more of the movie as a whole.

In my defense, I'm from Louisiana and even though I try not be associated with the people here, there has to be a certain amount of white trash in my dna.You're from Louisiana?? My god, it's never come up before!

I expect that DNA to be allocated toward Kid Rock more than Eminem.

[Pearce]

Eminem is the They Might Be Giants of rap; And I don't like silliness in my songs.

Em's Slim Shady raps are the silly off-the-wall stuff, but MMLP and TES are pretty serious albums and he does great serious songs. Take Deja Vu off the latest album for example:

As I fall deeper into a manic state
I'm a prime canidate for the gene to recieve the drug addict trait
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of nyquil then I salivate

[Awful Me]

Topless Coffee Shop burned down.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31086037/

[cokelogic]

The House Next Door To Me Was Sold to wiggersfinished

[Saikotic]

Punching out.

[cokelogic]

Em's Slim Shady raps are the silly off-the-wall stuff, but MMLP and TES are pretty serious albums and he does great serious songs. Take Deja Vu off the latest album for example:

As I fall deeper into a manic state
I'm a prime canidate for the gene to recieve the drug addict trait
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of nyquil then I salivateDon't start that "he was playing the Eminem character" crap. It's the same guy rapping about Fred Durst and Britney Spears as it is performing the 'profound' Stan. He just turns it on and off at will. He decided to be deep. That doesn't count.

[cokelogic]

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/simona-halep-breast-reduction2.jpg

[cokelogic]

http://www.tennisrulz.com/players/halep/001.jpg
http://uberoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/simona-halep-busty.jpg

[cokelogic]

http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/simona-halep-big-boobs-731x1024.jpg

[Awful Me]

"Ric Flair playing tennis" lotd for Ant.

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVnL4im7cvg

[Awful Me]

pud is just a terrible word in general.

[Blue Heeler]

This is my video....banana split

[English Gent]

I'm so proud that one of mine remains in the 'My Favorites' category of faterock.com......

http://faterock.com/images/favorites/erock-123559713765.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

btw...

cokelogic!

cokelogic!

You're on the radar sir, good job.

[cokelogic]

This is several notches below if Kiss met Scooby Doo.

[cokelogic]

Opie had fantasies of Kiss beating him and loving him too.

[Stig]

Jmw1LbetPEQ

[Stig]

SmlRwmgBqUY&feature=related

[cokelogic]

It's still better than the Wolverine movie.

[Blue Heeler]

It's still better than the Wolverine movie.

I didn't mind the Wolverine movie despite all the horrible cliche action shots.

[Stig]

It's still better than the Wolverine movie.

I liked the Wolverine movie...

[Awful Me]

What's this? I just had a 3 flusher.

[Blue Heeler]

My line, his line, her line, his line, my line, her line

[cokelogic]

I like the part when Gene tells the Phantom that he could steal his girlfriend.

[Bluestreak]

I can one-up the terrible acting in this one... it's called "Holla at Me" -available on Netflix.
I dare you to rent it and sit through it.

[Blue Heeler]

I like the part when Gene tells the Phantom that he could steal his girlfriend.

That better be an IF from you because it's laced in radio gold.

[cokelogic]

I didn't mind the Wolverine movie despite all the horrible cliche action shots.It was a B-movie with a huge promotional budget.

I liked the Wolverine movie...You would, wouldn't you. Ugh!

What's this? I just had a 3 flusher.It's KISS meets the Phantom. So basically audio of your trip to the bathroom.

[Stig]

You would, wouldn't you. Ugh!


Hey, it's no Pulp Fiction, but for a pirate download it was entertaining enough.

[cokelogic]

It's not Jimmy in the clip, that's Joe Norton.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Wow...poor Jimmy, it was funny but no non-fan is gonna get it. He needs his box of tender sentiments.

[Stig]

I like the part when Gene tells the Phantom that he could steal his girlfriend.

You're thinking of when Jimmy did that to Don the Trucker.

[cokelogic]

Hey, it's no Pulp Fiction, but for a pirate download it was entertaining enough.You find value in every made for TV movie you can watch for free too?

[Awful Me]

Does Jimmy like any good music?

[cokelogic]

If they go to commercial with Jimmy on drums playing "Back In the New York Groove", that would be the 2nd coke-made promo today.

[cokelogic]

You sounds like Beep..Beep..Beep..Beep......Beep.....Beep..Beep..B eep..

[cokelogic]

A montage of "Guys with brain damage" show IDs.

[Blue Heeler]

Screw Ali, he's a fucking racist.

[Vyce]

Oh wow.

[Sharkmander]

Is this where everyone is hanging out??
Where the white women at?

[cokelogic]

50 cent's show ID is amazingly bad.

[Stig]

You find value in every made for TV movie you can watch for free too?

Dude - you like Pearl Jam and East Side Dave. You really have no room to criticize. :icon_lol:

[cokelogic]

Dude - you like Pearl Jam and East Side Dave. You really have no room to criticize. :icon_lol:I don't get what you're driving at. You just named two awesome things and blamed me for being a fan of them. Point cokelogic

[cokelogic]

Edit

[Steam]

Oh wow.

That was my exact reaction when I turned on Headline News this morning.

[Stig]

I don't get what you're driving at. You just named two awesome things and blamed me for being a fan of them. Point cokelogic

Damn you and your unassailable logic, you bastard!








But you're wrong.

[NORTHIIIIIINDIA]

unlike anthony I like Jimmy Neutron

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

www.serveupsometitties.com

www.nofaulttitties.com

www.acetits.com

?

[Wilmington WOW]

Edit

ha ha


aaand go danny, to go daddy

[Blue Heeler]

cokelogic, cokelogic, cokelogic...it's always about the cokelogic!

I'm laughing because twice now Opie has said "someone on IF" instead of giving me credit.

[Stig]

www.serveupsometitties.com

www.nofaulttitties.com

www.acetits.com

?

44-love.com

[cokelogic]

unlike anthony I like Jimmy NeutronMe too. I don't know how they pumped out some many episodes in a short amount of time too.

Welcome To Wackbag

[cokelogic]

cokelogic, cokelogic, cokelogic...it's always about the cokelogic!

I'm laughing because twice now Opie has said "someone on IF" instead of giving me credit.Well... "Be More Funny" :action-sm

I also got a people are saying today, too. :)

[Wilmington WOW]

register.com

now I know danny's last name and email address

[Blue Heeler]

Well... "Be More Funny" :action-sm

You're right...time to start giving Opie weather update IF's again.

[cokelogic]

register.com

now I know danny's last name and email addressA lot of people do. It's been said on the air for years now. The info is on my hotmail. :icon_cool

[cokelogic]

You're right...time to start giving Opie weather update IF's again.I want to make a t-shirt for you that says, "People Are Saying...". :icon_mrgr

[Vyce]

Christ, I hate how the show these days is geared over who's going to take a segment and turn it into an internet meme / video.

[cokelogic]

There it is. "New York Groove" promo!

I might buy today's show on audible, just because I'm all over it.

[Blue Heeler]

I want to make a t-shirt for you that says, "People Are Saying...". :icon_mrgr

Size XL please :D

[Wilmington WOW]

A lot of people do. It's been said on the air for years now. The info is on my hotmail. :icon_cool

well give yourself a beeeellllllll

As a mere mortal, I did not know that information. ;)

[cokelogic]

Size XL please :DNow I just need a cool design. How about a little boy sobbing at a computer?:p

[Blue Heeler]

There it is. "New York Groove" promo!

I might buy today's show on audible, just because I'm all over it.

Or you could be completely hilarious and animate it. :action-sm

[Awful Me]

Now I just need a cool design. How about a little boy sobbing at a computer?:p



Who saw THIS coming?

[barjockey]

What's poppin'?

[Awful Me]

What the fuck. Primetime stealing Fezzy's Truth Bomb gimmick. Hackery.

[Stig]

How many loads does the average woman swallow? Two.

The really good ones swallow hundreds.

[Awful Me]

Opie is obsessed with people being covered in cum....and we thought Fez was the one with the secret....

[cokelogic]

What the fuck. Primetime stealing Fezzy's Truth Bomb gimmick. Hackery.It's not stealing, it's appropriating. Primetime is going to use it better that R&F. :action-sm

[Stig]

Size XL please :D

At the Wackbag store, that's called a "Small."

[Awful Me]

At the Wackbag store, that's called a "Small."

hahahaha

[Awful Me]

I wear size 13 wide. :( I have big dumb brontosaurus feet.

[cokelogic]

At the Wackbag store, that's called a "Small."http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

I wear size 13 wide. :( I have big dumb brontosaurus feet.

Now all you need are those lil' Tyrannosaurus Rex arms so we can laugh at you properly.

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!

[Stig]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

OOOooo! Look at me - Bein' more funny!

[cokelogic]

I just got Boom Boom Pow out of my head and now it's right back in there. Fuck.

I think I secretly like the song. Hmm...

[cokelogic]

Mornin' PESTS!Good evening.

[Awful Me]

Get over it Opie. Family Guy is on reruns right now, and it fucking comes on sunday.

[Wilmington WOW]

How many loads does the average woman swallow?

before marriage - lots
after marriage - none

[DonTheTrucker]

Holy shit. Family Guy calls on Thursdays now?

[Awful Me]

hahaha "Perhaps you heard my tax rant..." Jimmy runner up Lotd.

I wish they'd bring that back. It was a nice wrap up to the show.

[Wilmington WOW]

I just got Boom Boom Pow out of my head and now it's right back in there. Fuck.

I think I secretly like the song. Hmm...

ironically, Opie make fun of new new krock for playing that same song
saying- it's not "now" and no one knew it

[Awful Me]

damn finally Opie runnerup LOTD: hehehehehehe Hi Guys, got any pills....heeheheheh[/paula]

[DonTheTrucker]

Get over it Opie. Family Guy is on reruns right now, and it fucking comes on sunday.

Pretty sure Opie knows they're not stealing from the show. Wish the stupid fans would get it.

[cokelogic]

Holy fuck, Danny just got line of the day. "There' not going to frame a picture..." Hilarious!

[Awful Me]

Holy fuck, Danny just got line of the day. "There' not going TO PAY to frame a picture..." Hilarious!



you have been cooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.

[The Sarge]

http://members.shaw.ca/xcursion/fuckyeah.gif

[Blue Heeler]

you have been cooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.

Can we correct his grammar and spelling now? :action-sm

[Awful Me]

they will play it again, and again.....and the 4 times going into or out of breaks tomorrow....



That being said: FUCKING LOVED KENNY'S 411!!!!

[Awful Me]

Booger talk...punching out.

[Blue Heeler]

We need the viscosity of the snot.

[Blue Heeler]

<----used to design pads for Proctor & Gamble

[Wilmington WOW]

damn I missed the tax rant.
when was it?

[Blue Heeler]

damn I missed the tax rant.
when was it?

the other day...you can hear it in its entirety at Brietbart.tv

[DonTheTrucker]

damn I missed the tax rant.
when was it?

I think it was from Mondays show wasn't it? I still won't give that asshole Breitbart a hit to listen.

[Blue Heeler]

How much piss does it take to fill the room? 1 Sheik

[Awful Me]

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=353313&comments=1

[Stig]

<----used to design pads for Proctor & Gamble

Because you know what a woman's looking for in a pad.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning,

Anthony mentioned that he was leafing thru some new Hitler pics.
He might've gotten the link posted by Lunchbox420's thread here in Wackbag...here's the thread link.

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=108313 <<< Not Meatspin goodness.

[Blue Heeler]

Because you know what a woman's looking for in a pad.

Because P&G didn't provide data from the R&D dept. :rolleyes:

[Wilmington WOW]

thanks for the info guys
and not a single meatspin

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I tune in and it's all about filling the room with poop. Yesterday's jizz talk was better I think

Opie slamming pill-popper Abdul was funny. I would still fuck her in a heartbeat

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/paula-abdul_dead_body.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

They need to re-do the "show times" and say 6:15-10:30

[Stig]

I tune in and it's all about filling the room with poop. Yesterday's jizz talk was better I think

Opie slamming pill-popper Abdul was funny. I would still fuck her in a heartbeat

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/paula-abdul_dead_body.jpg

Oh, absolutely. I'd fuck her. Might even slap her around a bit. She'd probably love it.

[DonTheTrucker]

Oh, absolutely. I'd fuck her. Might even slap her around a bit. She'd probably love it.

Even if she didn't, she'd be too fucked up to say anything about it, so that makes it ok.

[Redding]

buddays!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

buddays!

http://reddingrealestatemarket.com/rrem_Redding580x342.jpg!

[The Sarge]

Hoo hoo.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ohhh...Opie taking shots at Artie!

[English Gent]

buddays!

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/devestating_car_crash_1.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Cleaning up some facebook pics I've posted and found this...

Jimmy's (real) Birthday.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v132/35/119/631787752/n631787752_144459_2655.jpg

Some walkover where fun.

[English Gent]

Opie takes the high road.........

[cokelogic]

I missed it. Artie ran into Opie in the hall?

[Reaper G]

Oooooh, is Artie telling his version of the story on Howard 100?

[Anal Pizza]

Artie is a fat unfunny turd. Always has been.

[Redding]

someone please give a update on it from hoo hoo's side...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

O&A never take shots at Artie on a general basis...they're always at Stern. He just chimes in with how they have no listeners and agreeing with whatever Howie says.


Here ya go Artie, let me hold the spoon for you...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Heroin_aufkochen.JPG

[meanmarv]

FUCK HS and his whole staff

[Blue Heeler]

Is Artie the guy that sounds like a 200 year old smoker on the Howard 100 promos?

[carmelita]

Artie is a fat unfunny turd. Always has been.
Jim Norton strongly disagrees with that statement.

[salz4life]

Cleaning up some facebook pics I've posted and found this...

Jimmy's (real) Birthday.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v132/35/119/631787752/n631787752_144459_2655.jpg

Some walkover where fun.



Sam looks bald.... that's on oldie but goodie (yuck!)

[cokelogic]

I'm just shocked they're here today and not on vacation.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Is Artie the guy that sounds like a 200 year old smoker on the Howard 100 promos?

No, I think that's Scott Ferrell

[salz4life]

Artie is a fat unfunny turd. Always has been.


I think Artie is hilarious and I would love to hear him as a part of O&A. I know I will win the lottery before that happens.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I don't blame Ope for not wanting to be on that stupid show an try to make it a bit for Howie.

[Stig]

The funniest thing Artie could do right now is drop dead from a heart attack.

[Blue Heeler]

No, I think that's Scott Ferrell

Ah yeah, that's the name...what a fucking horrible voice for radio.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:


I laughed so fucking hard when I heard him do that on Tuesday night

[RobeSoup&Tears]

:haha7: I love it!!!...and Jimmy's laugh.

[Redding]

The funniest Sterling call ever...

[Stig]

John Sterling is a fucking douche.
I fucking HAAAAAATE sports guys.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Just a shame that in order to work there you have to agree with everything he says and rub his balls on every point he pontificates on.

[Blue Heeler]

I think Artie is hilarious and I would love to hear him as a part of O&A. I know I will win the lottery before that happens.

Are you a Howard listener?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I love how he actually says it was by Hideki Matsui...and then fucks up the call



Seriously? Are they going to get security because of this?

[Blue Heeler]

oh fuck, high alt wing stall...those fuckers were screaming the whole way down.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

....Seriously? Are they going to get security because of this?

Would you put it past them?

[Stig]

Did Fat Fuck Artie tell the teacher on Opie?

[Pearce]

3rd time's the charm. Say hello to the new, improved, licensed Pearce. :rockon"

[Blue Heeler]

3rd time's the charm. Say hello to the new, improved, licensed Pearce. :rockon"

I'm sure you'll get 3 chances to avoid that fatal accident. Way to go shitdick!

[DonTheTrucker]

3rd time's the charm. Say hello to the new, improved, licensed Pearce. :rockon"

I give you 2 weeks before you total a car.

[carmelita]

Remember folks, radio feuds are pomotional devices used to generate big rating numbers for both shows. Fans are meant to get hyped up and choose sides. We get suckered into listening to both shows to keep track of all the back and forth verbal attacks. Bottom line: OnA are multi millionaires. Stern is a bllionaire. These three guys laugh all the way to the gattam bank while fanboy listeners get emotional over staged radio feuds straight out of the Vince McMahon playbook.

[keithjay]

Fucking Opie rules! Artie has been taking pot shots for no reason for months at the boys.. I wish Artie would take a poke at him and stroke out:action-sm

[salz4life]

Are you a Howard listener?


Nope.... LOVE O&A and Lil Yimmy. Don't post much here because I'm scared.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518SN0HHV1L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[Redding]

Remember folks, radio feuds are pomotional devices used to generate big rating numbers for both shows. Fans are meant to get hyped up and choose sides. We get suckered into listening to both shows to keep track of all the back and forth verbal attacks. Bottom line: OnA are multi millionaires. Stern is a bllionaire. These three guys laugh all the way to the gattam bank while fanboy listeners get emotional over staged radio feuds straight out of the Vince McMahon playbook.

nah

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ex-who-mation!

[Pearce]

nah

LOL, perfect answer

[Jimmy's Dignity]

3rd time's the charm. Say hello to the new, improved, licensed Pearce. :rockon"I give you 2 weeks before you total a car.
I couldn't be happier to not live in Ohio

Nope.... LOVE O&A and Lil Yimmy. Don't post much here because I'm scared.Don't be scared, we're not that bad...especially when CrippledAlbino is at work. Er...I mean still asleep

[Blue Heeler]

I give you 2 weeks before you total a car.

No, you said "call"...which I thought was funny.

[samurai]

3rd time's the charm. Say hello to the new, improved, licensed Pearce. :rockon"

I only hope you can still return your new hiking boots.

[DonTheTrucker]

No, you said "call"...which I thought was funny.

I don't think he's Asian though.

[Redding]

hate when hick callers try and set up a Ted bit...

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I remember this old story...who the fuck would or could hack his legs like some radical weight loss program.

I wanna hear Jimcy's take on this.

[cokelogic]

Ted!

[Blue Heeler]

hate when hick callers try and set up a Ted bit...

We get it, you want listening thread titles to be better...

[samurai]

hate when hick callers try and set up a Ted bit...

Instead of Opie?

[Blue Heeler]

Hilarious, ****** mortis

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oh. WOW.


****** mortis

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

LOTD for Danny.

[English Gent]

"I wonder what kind of 'mortis' they have?" :clap::haha7:

[Awful Me]

WOW! "I wonder what kinda of Mortis they have...." LOTD.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

bouncing on the coffin like a Samsonite commercial

[DonTheTrucker]

We get it, you want listening thread titles to be better...

Listening thread titles stink.

New Wackbag name: nigormortis.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I picture the severed legs placed like next to his shoulders.

[Blue Heeler]

I bet the funeral Director is kicking himself now.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

In order to move on the family should put the best foot forward.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

David Dies...there's an Uma Thurman being questioned or cut his legs off joke in there.
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:veBHRlk3Y0PB0M:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/David_Carradine_Polanski_Unauthorized.jpg

RIP Sir.

[Stig]

I guess that guy was a couple feet too big for that coffin.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

We get it, you want listening thread titles to be better...

it is now...:action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

This caller represents how any of my calls would go...I will never call in.

[Redding]

it is now...:action-sm

bravo

[English Gent]

Remember folks, radio feuds are pomotional devices used to generate big rating numbers for both shows. Fans are meant to get hyped up and choose sides. We get suckered into listening to both shows to keep track of all the back and forth verbal attacks. Bottom line: OnA are multi millionaires. Stern is a bllionaire. These three guys laugh all the way to the gattam bank while fanboy listeners get emotional over staged radio feuds straight out of the Vince McMahon playbook.

Die.

[Blue Heeler]

it is now...:action-sm

You're the bestest mod when all the others are offline.

[Redding]

call of the day!

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Nice time to get a rod...

[Blue Heeler]

He died a negro and was buried an Afri-shin American.

[Stig]

You're the bestest mod when all the others are offline.

Yes. If all the others are gone, Jimmy's the best.

[samurai]

I picture the severed legs placed like next to his shoulders.

It happened to Cotton Hill, and he lived a long angry life.
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/king-of-the-hill/images/cotton-hill-1.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Yes. If all the others are gone, Jimmy's the best.

Yes, when all the others are gone.

[Pearce]

Good old Bobby Big Rigger, lingering longer for like 10 years.

[cokelogic]

David Dies...there's an Uma Thurman being questioned or cut his legs off joke in there.
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:veBHRlk3Y0PB0M:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/David_Carradine_Polanski_Unauthorized.jpg

RIP Sir.I just heard about this, he hung himself.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahhahahaha, Andy "Ted" Rooney

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I just heard about this, he hung himself.

yeah, wait...what? Carradine is dead? :icon_eek:

[Stig]

yeah, wait...what? Carradine is dead? :icon_eek:

HUH??? :icon_eek:

[Blue Heeler]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Stig]

BANGKOK – Actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu" who also had a wide-ranging career in the movies, has been found dead in the Thai capital, Bangkok.

A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death of the 72-year-old actor. He says Carradine died either late Wednesday or early Thursday, but he could not provide further details out of consideration for his family.

The Web site of the newspaper The Nation cited unidentified police sources as saying Carradine was found Thursday hanged in his luxury hotel room and is believed to have committed suicide.

Carradine was a leading member of a venerable Hollywood acting family that included his father, character actor John Carradine, and brother Keith.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good old Bobby Big Rigger, lingering longer for like 10 years.

Probably the only other trucker that doesn't wreck the show with calls.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That funeral home provide familes with all their interment knees

6 feet under minus 2 feet on

[Jimmy's Dignity]

BANGKOK – Actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu" who also had a wide-ranging career in the movies, has been found dead in the Thai capital, Bangkok.

A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death of the 72-year-old actor. He says Carradine died either late Wednesday or early Thursday, but he could not provide further details out of consideration for his family.

The Web site of the newspaper The Nation cited unidentified police sources as saying Carradine was found Thursday hanged in his luxury hotel room and is believed to have committed suicide.

Carradine was a leading member of a venerable Hollywood acting family that included his father, character actor John Carradine, and brother Keith.

In Thailand? I wonder if he decided to go out after fucking a kid or a tranny...

[Pearce]

yeah, wait...what? Carradine is dead? :icon_eek:

Truly blows. At least he had a mega hit with Kill Bill before he went.

Sounds kind of suspicious though, police said he was hanging but his manager said natural causes? I'm gonna go with a gang attack conspiracy theory. He was dealing with dirty shit over there and they nailed him.

[Blue Heeler]

wow...wordy fucking joke

[DonTheTrucker]

BANGKOK – Actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu" who also had a wide-ranging career in the movies, has been found dead in the Thai capital, Bangkok.

A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death of the 72-year-old actor. He says Carradine died either late Wednesday or early Thursday, but he could not provide further details out of consideration for his family.

The Web site of the newspaper The Nation cited unidentified police sources as saying Carradine was found Thursday hanged in his luxury hotel room and is believed to have committed suicide.

Carradine was a leading member of a venerable Hollywood acting family that included his father, character actor John Carradine, and brother Keith.

NOT the place an American man wants to be found dead.

[Pearce]

Probably the only other trucker that doesn't wreck the show with calls.

Other? Let's just go with only. :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wow...wordy fucking joke

wordy fucking failure is more like it...

[barjockey]

BANGKOK – Actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu" who also had a wide-ranging career in the movies, has been found dead in the Thai capital, Bangkok.

A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death of the 72-year-old actor. He says Carradine died either late Wednesday or early Thursday, but he could not provide further details out of consideration for his family.

The Web site of the newspaper The Nation cited unidentified police sources as saying Carradine was found Thursday hanged in his luxury hotel room and is believed to have committed suicide.

Carradine was a leading member of a venerable Hollywood acting family that included his father, character actor John Carradine, and brother Keith.
Thailand? Oh no suicide. Did he have young boy fetish?

[cokelogic]

I'm trying to think of a 5 point exploding heart trick joke.

[Bluestreak]

I'm trying to think of a 5 point heart exploding trick joke.

Boo Boo Boo Boo Ack [Thud]

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Holy fuck...

[Stig]

Thailand? Oh no suicide. Did he have young boy fetish?

He was still into martial arts

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Who's farts? :haha7: love that line.

Favorite version:
Ask someone if they've ever blown bubbles as a kid...when they say yes, respond with
"...I saw him the other day, he says Hi."

[English Gent]

The reports are that he hanged himself with a curtain cord.

[barjockey]

In Thailand? I wonder if he decided to go out after fucking a kid or a tranny...

we are like minded

[DonTheTrucker]

Other? Let's just go with only. :action-sm

Try again when you get a guest to hang up on the show.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hahah....Hung Fu

[cokelogic]

When he hung himself, he just stood there in a noose and had his legs sawed off.

[Redding]

David Carradine is Caine Glitter in Young Fu.

[English Gent]

There's always the possibility that David Carradine was having a quick Michael Hutchence in his hotel room.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Kenny sounded very Dice-like right there

[Stig]

I guess the History Channel stopped making episodes of Wild West Tech.

[cokelogic]

I guess the History Channel stopped making episodes of Wild West Tech.
Is this suppose to be a David Carriden joke or a cut off legs joke?

[Pearce]

Is this suppose to be a David Carriden joke or a cut off legs joke?

Noone has ever made a David Carriden joke. Because he doesn't exist.

[Stig]

Is this suppose to be a David Carriden joke or a cut off legs joke?

Carradine was on that show.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

OK, someone run with a femur joke....Go.

[cokelogic]

OK, someone run with a femur joke....Go.My mind is reeling, trying to coming up with a 5th Meditorsal joke. :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I can barely hear Rob Bartlett...

[cokelogic]

I can barely hear Rob Bartlett...Clean out your ears. :icon_mrgr

[Blue Heeler]

I can barely hear Rob Bartlett...

Not missing much.

[Paux Fas]

and the brakes have been slammed...

[Pearce]

Wow, Imus really is on a fuckload of stations.

[cokelogic]

Bye bye!

[judson]

Long time listener, first time poster......where is that quote from "Thank you my dear friend...for coming to my bedside!"
It's been driving me crazy trying to find out what movie it's from.

Thanks.....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Welcome!

a) It's "Thank you my dear friends...FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
b) It was from an episode of 30 Rock where Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) was playing a European count who was horribly inbred

[SOS]

resay!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

A stall tactic? Yup...worst of, EoG, & 3 minute intro are a good stall technique

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=353313

interesting they're talking about Breitbart even after it was them who started the Homeless Charlie furor

[SOS]

breitbart didn't suspend them for 30 days with E-Lo & us saving them from being fired.

[SOS]

nice a Richard Bey reference.

[Paux Fas]

Was never a fan of Borat..

[Stig]

Me neither.

[Stig]

I've been to that topless coffee shop.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Nice Avitar Stig. Thank you and good night :haha7:

[Stig]

The Topless Coffee Shop was attached to a strip club.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Was never a fan of Borat..Me neither.x3


I've been to that topless coffee shop.
How were the tits?

Speaking of this 17 year old, Simona Halep....
http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/simona-halep-big-boobs-731x1024.jpg

http://www.soifound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/simona-halep-1a.jpg

[Paux Fas]

Dude if those are real.. holy shit! HOT.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcpXYb6Kma0

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://kralspor.ensonhaber.com/galeri/images/gallery/29340/1.jpg http://uberoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/simona-halep-busty.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, knee-clitting

[Paux Fas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcpXYb6Kma0

boo.. video isn't working for me

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hey...who let that demon out in the So-Sy-O-Tee?!?!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, it's apparently getting HAMMERED...took about 10 minutes to finally start rolling

[CousinDave]

Paul Stanley is not a homo

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Paul Stanley is not a homo

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/10/23-End/paul-stanley.jpg

[CousinDave]

Here he is with his pregnant wife

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_carpet_060622/u.jpg

[CousinDave]

Ever wonder what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f349/KISSWytche/KISS/Talismans_of_KISS.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Brooke Hogan is fucking hot
http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com/am2/uploads/1/Brooke_Hogan_beach_334651a.jpg




Lube it up, Brother!!!
http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/brooke_hogan125_4818920fd8db5-t.jpg

[Steam]

Holy fuck that Krazy Kenny 411 was fucking hysterical.

[Steam]

I liked that right after Opie brings up how they are doing this conversation on the day they are featured on BreitBart, Danny quickly interjects "I've got the answer to the shit question".

The timing was fucking flawless.