Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 06/08/09 - Keyboard Cat Monday!

[Saikotic]

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iPhone. Pool. Sound familiar?


No, not at all. Dumbass....

[English Gent]

Morning. Late night last night, due to the European Election results. I'm fucking shattered.........

[Saikotic]

Did the Slightly Silly party win everything?

[Pearce]

Morning. Late night last night, due to the European Election results. I'm fucking shattered.........

Europe had an election? Was it important?

[Saikotic]

death photo? link?

[Saikotic]

Europe had an election? Was it important?

A bunch of guys in brown shirts showed up to keep order.

[Ned the Nanite]

death photo? link?
Tiny photo of a newspaper, so not much detail.

[English Gent]

Was it important?

Pretty much. The left got destroyed, though it's unfortunate that the UK's just managed to elect two neo-Nazis to the European Parliament.

[Awful Me]

Good morning everybodah.

[Saikotic]

A photo of a dead, naked David Carradine has hit the Internet. Thairath, a Thailand tabloid, published a photo where the actor was shown hanging from a rope in his hotel room closet and according to TMZ, Carradine was covered in fishnet stockings, a dark wig and lingerie on the bed. The Carradine family has issued a statement warning legal action will be taken against anyone who reprints

[English Gent]

Ha ha ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvEIEVaagVE

[Awful Me]

How could anyone think Land of the Lost wouldn't fail miserably?

[Saikotic]

How could anyone think Land of the Lost wouldn't fail miserably?

Sadly, people at work were gushing to see it and looked at me crazy when i told them I don't watch any Will Farrell movies (same with Sandler)

[dlang]

Why is Steve running the net? Does this have something to do with his and Danny's fight?

"NO! I WILL EXECUTIVE PRODUCE! QUICK, GET ME AN iPOD FILLED WITH MY GREATEST HITS! NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GOOGLE MEN... ER WOMEN! YES! IT WILL SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY!"

[gynecometrist]

Anybody notice that Steve is doing Danny's job ?

[Pearce]

Teen roasts kitten to death in oven

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/06/05/2009-06-05_evil_teen_who_tossed_cat_in_the_oven.html

A Bronx teenager roasted her ex-roommate's kitten to death in a stove - then brushed off the incident as a joke when she was busted, authorities said Thursday.

"I hate cats," Cheyenne Cherry, 17, allegedly told investigators when asked about the heartless crime.

Cherry's confession came after she was arrested Wednesday by the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

She and an unidentified juvenile allegedly broke into Valerie Hernandez's Tinton Ave. apartment on May 6 and trashed the place.

Then in a shocking act of animal abuse, they tossed the woman's kitten, Tiger Lily, into the stove and cranked up the temperature, ASPCA assistant director Joe Pentangelo said.

Cherry told authorities that she and her accomplice "thought we would play a joke on Valerie and mess up her apartment."


"I was only kidding!"

[dlang]

If you screamed like that to basketball scoring, people would whisper "He has a gambling problem".

[Awful Me]

1. Football
2. Hockey
3. Basketball
4. Paint Drying
5. Baseball.

[TeenBungle]

Damnit. I posted the death photo in Off Topic. GO there and someone respond to my thread.

[TeenBungle]

Ha ha ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvEIEVaagVE

HAHAHA!

He's lucky he didn't get crushed.

[uptown]

Jason Ellis .... uhh ... awkward, over the top guy ....

[FamilyVirus]

but that's his shtick

[Justin Sane]

and his shtick sucks. I love Faction, but I hate how they keep pumping up Ellis as "the future of radio." He's fucking terrible.

[Pearce]

The one thing I liked about Ellis is when he had the guy on who was being racist, he called him on it and wouldn't let up. When he tries to be funny he fails miserably, though.

And I can't tell if he even cares about radio or not. Sometimes he plays it like it's super important, sometimes he plays it like it's nothing. He does so much shit it just seems like he's doing this radio thing until he gets a hit song or movie and can move on.

[Pearce]

15 children? UGH. There's no reason to have kid after kid after kid after kid after kid after kid after kid. Have yourself 3-4 little fuckers and stop torturing your cunt.

[FamilyVirus]

He's the only student to carry his own bell
He's Anthony

[Steam]

Gym class was the best part of school.

[Awful Me]

Gym class was the best part of school.


Agreed. It was the highlight of the day.

[FamilyVirus]

My senior year, gym class consisted of you can play basketball or walk/run around the gym.

[Stig]

If Gym wasn't mandatory, nobody would take it and all those lesbians and sadistic pedophiles would have to get real jobs.

[garlicbuddersaw]

(whistle blows) c'mon girls line up in your undies for scoliosis check

[Awful Me]

If Gym wasn't mandatory, nobody would take it and all those lesbians and sadistic pedophiles would have to get real jobs.



If Algebra wasn't mandatory nobody would take it. Gym was fun.

[Awful Me]

Offer code DULL.

[Pearce]

If Gym wasn't mandatory, nobody would take it and all those lesbians and sadistic pedophiles would have to get real jobs.
If Algebra wasn't mandatory nobody would take it. Gym was fun.

If school wasn't mandatory, nobody would take it. Everyone would smoke pot and play video games and listen to Opie and Anthony.

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!

[Stig]

So. Another dead day in the ol' thread.

[Pearce]

So. Another dead day in the ol' thread.

I think it's time to admit we're nothing without Crip.

[jimmyslostchin]

Lone Survivor is about Michael Murphy in that he was there and did some fucking heroic shit, but it's really Marcus Luttrell's story, who lets you know in just about every damn paragraph of the book that he is a Navy SEAL from Texas.

[DonTheTrucker]

Morning fuckos.

Does Sirius think so little of O&A fans that they think we'd like Ellis?

[Stig]

Morning fuckos.

Does Sirius think so little of O&A fans that they think we'd like Ellis?

They think so little of us, they think we'd like a discount on awnings.

[Stig]

There's no video in the fucking Iphone???
Jesus, my fucking EnV does that!

[TomFromWC]

If school wasn't mandatory, nobody would take it. Everyone would smoke pot and play video games and listen to Opie and Anthony.

Here here!

[DonTheTrucker]

They think so little of us, they think we'd like a discount on awnings.

Good point. And overpriced laptop scams. They really don't think much of us I guess.

[DonTheTrucker]

Who the fuck watches this shit?

[transit grinder]

People that need to die.

[Pearce]

You have to love Jake. All he does nowadays is get hit a lot, fall down, get back up, and do the DDT.

[Awful Me]

They think so little of us, they think we'd like a discount on awnings.


I thought you said yawnings, and were referring to today's show.

WOKKA WOKKA

[Pearce]

http://slutexgf.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/heidi_montag_ass_bikini.jpg

[Pearce]

Britney's tits aren't even good. She's awful at this point.

[samurai]

I thought you said yawnings, and were referring to today's show.

WOKKA WOKKA

Here you go...
http://chestofbooks.com/health/body/massage/Margaret-D-Palmer/Lessons-on-Massage/images/fig-13-Ligaments-of-Ribs-and-Sternum.png

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Speaking of getting naked too late...Sandra Bullock is supposed to get naked in her new movie.

[vice86]

what do I look up to hear that audio of the guy in the closet.

[Pearce]

http://doitrai.us/xxx/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lady-gaga-and-lady-starlight-licking-new-york-1.jpg
http://doitrai.us/xxx/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lady-gaga-and-lady-starlight-licking-new-york-nsfw-2.jpg
http://internetpopular.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lady-gaga-lady-starlight-pussy-lick-040309c.jpg


Lady Gaga rules, and Eminem does too.

[undertow]

what do I look up to hear that audio of the guy in the closet.

drinking out of cups

[Pearce]

They didn't even get to the best verse in Insane:

Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting
"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being"
No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass ****, and we're shooting the jail scene"

[vice86]

drinking out of cups

thanks mang!

[Awful Me]

and now we are listening to something that was dull the first time through....

Should have gone like this:

O&A: What happened to Brett?
Paul: Broke his nose...
O&A: *Dial Tone*

[undertow]

They didn't even get to the best verse in Insane:

Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting
"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being"
No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass ****, and we're shooting the jail scene"


wow. just what i look for in lyrics...

[Stig]

They didn't even get to the best verse in Insane:

(deleted a bunch of garbage)

So this is what the cool kids are listening to now? :icon_lol:

[Pearce]

Silent for everyone?

[loganfield]

Yep...and it's still more entertaining than Stern.

[Otaku91]

Dead air on XM Online for me.

[Pearce]

Brian Regan is doing the PB&J bit on Laugh USA. Coincidence? I think not.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Silent for everyone?
yep

[KNUCKLEUP]

wtf, xmro. :grumpy:

[opack fan]

All the other fucking channels are working......

[paul hargius]

Speculation time!!!
Blind CC Blind CC!

Still silent here.

[loganfield]

Maaaaaars!!!!

[nataskaos]

this is officially bullshit...

[Pearce]

Time to make lemonade:

Check out BJ Shea at www.kisw.com, he has women calling in talking about how they like to get fucked.

[KNUCKLEUP]

sent in an IF about it. dunno.

[Blue Heeler]

Don't worry, you're only missing 25 IF's from Steven S.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Well at least I can listen to the morning mash up...

YUCK

[Abner]

Silent here too.

[English Gent]

Well, this is fucking great..........

[SteveFromBayshore]

Don't worry, you're only missing 25 IF's from Steven S.

Why so few? mrrff err meh

HEIL CUMIA!

[Bill Lehecka]

Glad I spend $2.99 a month to hear crickets. It's like listening to Vos.

[Stig]

That Anthony song is the best thing I've heard on the show in weeks. Nice work, Derek!

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Ok I was just slightly amused at first, but now this is starting to be bullshit. Why do my other channels work, O & A are just gonna fucking go home in like 5 minutes...ugh

[TheRob]

I hear a dog barking...Oh wait that is outside! Fucking Jews!

[TheSqueakyWheel]

Remember when Listening threads were like 12 pages by this time of the morning?

[English Gent]

Hey! We're back!

[Bluestreak]

How long has it been out?
I woke up late, and just sat down.

[bigA]

Don't worry, you're only missing 25 IF's from Steven S.

perhaps more then that :action-sm

[TheSqueakyWheel]

XM202 Silent on XMRO here as well. All other channells work, UGH.

No wait, 10:30, back on now!

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

w00t, it's back

[Pearce]

Finally

[ceeps04]

Gotta love Letterman for ripping that dude apart.

[KNUCKLEUP]

That Anthony song is the best thing I've heard on the show in weeks. Nice work, Derek!

omfg, stig. your avatar rules. :haha7:

[Stig]

Don't worry, you're only missing 25 IF's from Steven S.

perhaps more then that :action-sm

"I wouldn't say I'm missing them, Bob..."
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080425/office-space-01_l.jpg

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Ugh, well I'm glad it came back in time for the commercials


...................sigh

[Bluestreak]

http://hippiekiller.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/bobs.jpg
Mars... what is it you'd say you do here?

[bigA]

Gotta love Letterman for ripping that dude apart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InH9mQ2Mw1w&feature=related

[bigA]

Remember when Listening threads were like 12 pages by this time of the morning?

yeah i was thinking the same thing aleast 15 20 pages by now

[Stig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InH9mQ2Mw1w&feature=related

Postin' the Youtube, Big Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

[KNUCKLEUP]

lol i giggle every time anthony says "whee!!"

[Stig]

lol i giggle every time anthony says "whee!!"

He stole that from Friday.

[Stig]

Re-Kay..... not.

[Wilmington WOW]

miss active listening threads

no-kay

[Stig]

Stupid no-kays...

[Wilmington WOW]

and I thought music conversations were the most painful thing on O&A
sports might be worst

[BRONCOS]

I HATE when the boys talk sports. Opie is all Hockey and pretends to know about Hoops and NFL.

Ant...not a sports fan.

Jimmy: Moderate fan Likes his Cowboys knows players names.

[DonTheTrucker]

Jimmy: Moderate fan Likes his Cowboys knows players names.

Jimmy knows boxing and that's it.

[BRONCOS]

Jimmy knows boxing and that's it.

MMA fighters also.

[Paux Fas]

and I thought music conversations were the most painful thing on O&A
sports might be worst

Seriously. This is the part where I went back to bed this morning.

[DonTheTrucker]

Hitler sounds like a certain kind of person...

[DonTheTrucker]

Love Opie shutting down Ed Asner.

[Paux Fas]

I'm watching Live from the Compound.. it's a bit of a clusterfuck right now..might just stick to the replay..

[Wilmington WOW]

I'm watching Live from the Compound.. it's a bit of a clusterfuck right now

I thought XM shut that down?

[Paux Fas]

I thought XM shut that down?

Ant thought they were going to.. turned out to be a misunderstanding. It's still going.

[Wilmington WOW]

Ant thought they were going to.. turned out to be a misunderstanding. It's still going.

I guess that is what ant is talking about now

[lando44]

anyone remember the other book mentioned, one was that lone survivor...the other was british something?

[Dark Reyule]

Sweet! Tuned into the replay just in time to hear Sam bring the show to a screeching halt... again. Say "yeah, yeah" and laugh at everything the bosses say one more time you no-talent hack.