Opie and Anthony Listening Thread 06/12/2009- The Show With The People Who Were On TV

[LiddyRules]

Hi

[Saikotic]

The title... it's like you're not even trying.

Morning.

Edit: But then again, who comes here anymore, so why does it matter?

[Pearce]

You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out?
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill, and I'm wrecklessly reckin' the house
That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now
There's the necklace I lost, clingin' to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope. Guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
Down the hatch and the feelin' you can't match it
I rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Att-tack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchet
A napsack packed with like forty-some Xanax's
Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances
I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
Forumla 44 D and 40's with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha

[English Gent]

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.

[AFA]

You motherfuckers take listening live for granted.

[Saikotic]

I'm waiting for the joke.....
















Nope, nothing.

[Motor Head]

Hangover Ant is BAAACCKKK!!!

[English Gent]

Early end to the show today, then.........

[English Gent]

The boys must have ordered everything on the menu at Olive Garden!!

[Motor Head]

Yeah this is an obvious punch out early day.

[keithjay]

E-Rock 3rd Mic?? that's new:huh:

[lou da annaliss]

annnnnnnnnd here come the excuses :)

[Awful Me]

I really wanted to hate Jimmy Fallon, but he has swayed me over. I enjoyed him yesterday on the show.

[AFA]

I enjoyed Fallon too. The whole show was pretty good.

[Saikotic]

I really wanted to hate Jimmy Fallon, but he has swayed me over. I enjoyed him yesterday on the show.

But his songs are still horrid and not funny.

[Motor Head]

I haven't seen it yet. I got it on the DVR. I did hear that Opie was adorable (no homo).

[Awful Me]

Tony Curtis, or Stoney Curtis?

[Motor Head]

So whats for dinner queen lover? Sheep nuts served in a cows asshole?

[Pearce]

Ooooh, a surprise Kevin Smith appearance

[Saikotic]

Sweet! Kevin Smith walk in

[Awful Me]

yay Kevin!

[English Gent]

I know that you don't work hard, Kevin, I've seen your cinematography.

[Motor Head]

Zack and Mirri - that movies was halarious. Kevin isn't shooting The Godfather guys. He is about a strong script and engaging charachters.

[Saikotic]

He admits he's a hack as a director. If the camera moves, it's a rare event in a Smith film.

[Motor Head]

No dead moms, kids or invalids today??? Cmon Loki/English Gent - We need a heartwarming story about a school bus full of retards being hit by a gas tanker.

Get off your ass crumpet eater.

[Saikotic]

No dead moms, kids or invalids today??? Cmon Loki/English Gent - We need a heartwarming story about a school bus full of retards being hit by a gas tanker.

Get off your ass crumpet eater.

I love it when they do the work themselves:

"RAWALPINDI: A 22-year-old mentally retarded man on Friday committed suicide by burning himself with kerosene oil over unknown reasons in the limits of Civil Lines Police Station."

[Saikotic]

Chastity Bono is going to have an operation to become Chaz. How much of a heartwarming story do you want here?

[English Gent]

Passenger who died on night bus was left slumped in his seat over-night after the driver 'forgot' about him

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192375/Dead-passenger-sits-bus-hours-alarm-raised.html

A passenger who died on the top deck of a night bus was left slumped in his seat overnight after the driver 'forgot about him', an inquest heard. Pawel Modzelewski, 25, got on the No.36 bus at Queen's Park, West London at 12.29am and CCTV footage showed him slumped over in his seat 12 minutes later. The driver claimed he thought the Pole was asleep and attempted to rouse him, but when he took the bus back to the depot at 1.30am he 'forgot' about him and went home for the night.

Early morning commuters joined the double-decker, unaware Mr Modzelewski was dead. Mr Modzelewski remained on the bus until an early morning passenger finally raised the alarm, Southwark Coroner's Court heard.

:haha7::clap::haha7::clap::haha7::clap:

[Saikotic]

Here's another story for ya

A one-and-a-half-year-old boy high on marijuana was brought to a children's intensive care unit for treatment on Thursday, after his parents noticed that he was overly sleepy, apathetic and walking unsteadily.

"The baby arrived at the hospital with his mother after repeated unsuccessful attempts on her part to wake him," said Dr. Yuri Viener, head of the children's intensive care unit at Ziv Medical Center in Safed.

The baby, who lives with his family in a northern Galilee community, underwent multiple tests after doctors suspected he ingested a toxic substance, and a urine test revealed evidence of marijuana in the boy's system.

The boy, who received respiratory treatment, along with Oxygen and fluids, woke up after five hours and is in stable condition.

Dr. Viener said it is rare that a baby would be exposed to large amounts of narcotic substances, but that even minimal exposure can cause respiratory problems, including cessation of breathing.

He stressed that parents must be extremely cautious with children of all ages when it comes to dangerous substances at home.

[Saikotic]

Dead on the bus. Brilliant.


Oh hey, is there a show on?

[Pearce]

http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/gene_simmons_facelift-720040.jpg

[Saikotic]

This movie SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME as a kid. When the girl showered they came out of the cupboards. I refused to shower for DAYS!

[ruckstande]

What movie are they talking about. I just walked in.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning. Not really though. I somehow parked on enough of a slant that all the fuel in my left tank drained into the right, so now my truck won't start.

[DREW]

Morning shitdicks!

[Bluestreak]

He admits he's a hack as a director. If the camera moves, it's a rare event in a Smith film.

He shoots movies like they're comic books. Each scene has a frame, and very rarely moves from that area.

[Pearce]

RIP Listening Threads

[Stig]

Good morning. Not really though. I somehow parked on enough of a slant that all the fuel in my left tank drained into the right, so now my truck won't start.

Just push it somewhere else.

[Awful Me]

Good morning. Not really though. I somehow parked on enough of a slant that all the fuel in my left tank drained into the right, so now my truck won't start.



Damn you and your anti asian sentiments. Why not just say you parked on an Asian? Well at least you didn't say you parked on a slope.

[Stig]

WAKE UP, FAGGOTS!!! :mad4:

[Awful Me]

I'm busy at work. I don't see you making this thread great, sir.


Sweet! Patrice in studio. It's been a solid show so far, especially considering everyone is tired/hungover.

[Pearce]

Make water taste like a big mac. Noone would ever be fat.

[PlanetBobKelly]

Petey Green sounds like Tippy Tom

[Pearce]

Patrice brought the energy up tenfold. Gotta love him.

[Stig]

Have they talked about Fallon yet?

[ceeps04]

That Spike Lee, Kobe doc was a heap of shit

[Pearce]

Come on gang, we can get to page 2 if we really try, I know it!

[Awful Me]

Have they talked about Fallon yet?



Opened the show with it. WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?

[Stig]

Can we?

[Stig]

Opened the show with it. WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?

BED!!! :icon_mrgr

[Awful Me]

I like that we have someone in studio who actually knows something about sports.

[Awful Me]

can we?



yes we can!

[JasonDelaney]

Thread seems small. usually by 6 PST it's much bigger.

[ceeps04]

What the fuck did Patrice say his twitter was?

[Awful Me]

Thread seems small. usually by 6 PST it's much bigger.



Well get your ass in here earlier and start contributing. It's a hangover show

[DonTheTrucker]

Dead people tattoos are almost as bad as "in memory of" stickers in peoples' cars.

[Awful Me]

What the fuck did Patrice say his twitter was?

twitter.com/******

(c'mon, somebody had to post it)

[undertow]

someone should show patrice the vid on ******mania about the muffler wistles.

whoooo whoooo

[ThiK&StiKY]

twitter.com/******

(c'mon, somebody had to post it)

:haha7::haha7:

:clap:

[lou da annaliss]

http://twitter.com/BIGMOMMAPRODS

Patrice's twitter....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I like that we have someone in studio who actually knows something about sports.
unfortunately it's about the NBA :icon_conf



If any of these jokes were about Michelle or her kids, there would be a public execution

[Pearce]

Dead people tattoos are almost as bad as "in memory of" stickers in peoples' cars.

http://www.customlabels4u.com/images-decals/memorial/car-sample.gif

All I wanted was a sausage mcmuffin and I have you shoving your pain down my throat. Thanks a million.

[Awful Me]

someone should show patrice the vid on ******mania about the muffler wistles.

whoooo whoooo



That video is at least 5 years old, and has been on every website ever. I'm sure he has seen it.

[CousinDave]

Palin is going to be the top rainmaker for the Republicans, and that's about it

[Jimmy's Dignity]

5 babies in one year? Oh man that fucking SUCKS

[Awful Me]

http://www.customlabels4u.com/images-decals/memorial/car-sample.gif

All I wanted was a sausage mcmuffin and I have you shoving your pain down my throat. Thanks a million.



She had giant hands for being 5

[Awful Me]

Palin is going to be the top rainmaker for the Republicans, and that's about it


Pacman Jones will make it rain on her daughter

[undertow]

That video is at least 5 years old, and has been on every website ever. I'm sure he has seen it.


i guess i must of fluked it when i found it then eh

[English Gent]

http://www.customlabels4u.com/images-decals/memorial/car-sample.gif

All I wanted was a sausage mcmuffin and I have you shoving your pain down my throat. Thanks a million.

Amazing.....that looks just like the handprints on the rear window of Susan Smith's car when it was recovered.

[DonTheTrucker]

http://www.customlabels4u.com/images-decals/memorial/car-sample.gif

All I wanted was a sausage mcmuffin and I have you shoving your pain down my throat. Thanks a million.

Bravo sir!

Anyone who gets Norton's name tattooed on them deserves to be punched in the gut.

And Patrice is the only one there that nailed what position Sarah Palin is in. Losing candidates aren't welcome anymore.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, "They can make a dick a pussy!" but they can't get white ink for negros

[Stig]

http://www.customlabels4u.com/images-decals/memorial/car-sample.gif

All I wanted was a sausage mcmuffin and I have you shoving your pain down my throat. Thanks a million.

Those hands are up in the "PLEASE, DADDY! NOOO!!!" position.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Amazing.....that looks just like the handprints on the rear window of Susan Smith's car when it was recovered.

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[CousinDave]

And Patrice is the only one there that nailed what position Sarah Palin is in. Losing candidates aren't welcome anymore.


Nixon

[Pearce]

Female rappers stink. The reason Jimmy likes Lil Kim is because every other line of hers is ripped off from Biggie.

[CousinDave]

hahahaha, "They can make a dick a pussy!" but they can't get white ink for negros


you would think that with as many darkies out there getting tattoos, there would be a lot of money to be made if you can come up with white ink - even better white ink that causes sterility

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Clock on the stove is one of the oldest jokes...but still fucking funny

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Female rappers stink. The reason Jimmy likes Lil Kim is because every other line of hers is ripped off from Biggie.

No, because she dresses like this...not NSFW, but NSFW-ish

http://www.egyptsaidso.com/wp-content/uploader/2009/01/lil-kim2.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oohh...Cemetery Gates on 53

[samurai]

you would think that with as many darkies out there getting tattoos, there would be a lot of money to be made if you can come up with white ink - even better white ink that causes sterility

They have, but Maury Povich has a team of Doctors that have cured it. It's an ongoing battle

[JasonDelaney]

Which new character is Hammer today? hard core rapper? preacher? ironically embracing his past and doing another pop album?

[ceeps04]

Alright. This has some potential to be horrifically good.

[JasonDelaney]

Ohh... a reality show... why do the boys keep talking to washed up has beens about their new stupid reality shows?

[CousinDave]

Which new character is Hammer today? hard core rapper? preacher? ironically embracing his past and doing another pop album?


don't forget baseball player

[samurai]

Why would Opie apologize to Hammy. He should be apologizing to us.

[Stig]

Which new character is Hammer today? hard core rapper? preacher? ironically embracing his past and doing another pop album?

Black guy who blew all his money on shiny things.

[Awful Me]

KRS-1 was famous in Hip Hop. Hammer is famous.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Lets not talk over the guest here...

[ceeps04]

Pumps in the bumps...
Pumps in the bumps...
We like the girls with the pumps in the bumps

[samurai]

Patrice is going to blow this thing up.









I hope.

[wetandstickyjim]

don't forget baseball player

Or Carpenter.

Meh heh.

nothin?

[Awful Me]

"i've been going to Google for 6 or 7 years...." - Hammer.


We all have, asshole.

He lectures on facebook. Fuck Hammer.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Pumps in the bumps...
Pumps in the bumps...
We like the girls with the pumps in the bumps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ6rNJ0gBNg

[JasonDelaney]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2v1lyxt.jpg

Someone ring the little bell please.

[CousinDave]

he co signed loans for a bunch of ******* and expected them to pay their bills

what an idiot

[BullsLawDan]

Why are they asking why Hammer lost his money?

Hello? He's black.

[JasonDelaney]

This guy is such a tool. enough with the shitty guests.

[Stig]

Why are they asking why Hammer lost his money?

Hello? He's black.

Get it right: He didn't lose his money. He spent all it in a retarded manner.

[Awful Me]

Great Show today....until Hammer walked in. When I legally purchase this show from audible, I will have to cut that interview out.

[Stig]

Huh. Rawdog gave Mel (Kristen Schaal) from Flight of the Conchords a show?

[Leeham]

Patrice was on today right? Haven't heard the show yet today

But I will guess Patrice made everything about race, and did his woman-hater shit again...what an asshole that guy is...he needs to be retired from the show :(

[Stig]

Patrice was on today right? Haven't heard the show yet today

But I will guess Patrice made everything about race, and did his woman-hater shit again...what an asshole that guy is...he needs to be retired from the show :(

Actually, no.

[Leeham]

Actually, no.

He's still going for the 'too cool for the room' 'I'm off the radar and not plugging gigs' crap?

I thought it was a bit for one show...hmmm

[Stig]

He's still going for the 'too cool for the room' 'I'm off the radar and not plugging gigs' crap?

I thought it was a bit for one show...hmmm

If it will make you happy, he did that old "Funny Negro" routine.

[LiddyRules]

He shoots movies like they're comic books. Each scene has a frame, and very rarely moves from that area. Wow, now that's rationalization. I like Kevin Smith movies (for the most part) and like him on the show but he's a basic, simple director without a visual style or flair. Otherwise, you might a well say any director who doesn't move his camera is copying the style of a comic book even though there's no vibrancy of colors or anything comic booky about it.

KAY!

[LiddyRules]

Rekay deaD?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/500/18197Dead_Thread.jpg


That's pretty cool that Ope got a picture with Blagojovich

[crippledalbino]

Rekay deaD?

How can it be dead if you're here, Liddy? You're the guy that keeps this place up and hoppin'.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, I remember doing that hand/pussy thing. Oh man, it got cut down to only 3 minutes? That's rough

[LiddyRules]

I want to get into a fight with the motherfucker who said Kevin Smith movies were filmed like comic books.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Man...I could only imagine how pissed Ant would be if someone zapped the back of his head with clippers at the 1 year anniversary

[dolemyte]

Man...I could only imagine how pissed Ant would be if someone zapped the back of his head with clippers at the 1 year anniversary


Ant's hair did really look great from where it used to be.


/No Homilz

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahahahhaha

http://www.reuk.co.uk/OtherImages/13-amp-plug.jpghttp://img199.imageshack.us/img199/669/ola1s.gif

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Kevin's in....nice.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Kevin's in....nice.

Score...he just rolled in like the door was open

[Stig]

You're all fags. Fags and dicks. Faggy dick fags.
I'm going home.

[Paux Fas]

You're all fags. Fags and dicks. Faggy dick fags.
I'm going home.

Bye :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You're all fags. Fags and dicks. Faggy dick fags.
I'm going home.

Byebye schnookums! :action-sm

[Bluestreak]

I want to get into a fight with the motherfucker who said Kevin Smith movies were filmed like comic books.

Ok. What do you want to fight about?
I'll start:

You should have been swallowed.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Scariest made-for-tv movie ever......It

[LiddyRules]

Ok. What do you want to fight about? His movies aren't filmed like comic books. They're filmed simple. Stop trying to make excuses for Kevin Smith. He movies work without a unique style or visual flair but to say it's filmed like comic books is just plain wrong.

I'll start:

You should have been swallowed. You don't know how much I wish I was never born.

[LiddyRules]

Scariest made-for-tv movie ever......It Roots. They get freed! *shudder*

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You should have been swallowed.You don't know how much I wish I was never born.I figured you'd want to have been snowballed :icon_wink


I love how comfortable of a hang it is with Kevin

[Paux Fas]

I like they keep saying "Lorimar" productions..... just add a G to that :D

for no particular reason of course..

[Paux Fas]

What movie is this anyways?

[Paux Fas]

I love Jimmy's commentary

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I like they keep saying "Lorimar" productions..... just add a G to that :D

for no particular reason of course..
:icon_cool
What movie is this anyways?

Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069992/)......and apparently it's being remade (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1270761/)

[Paux Fas]

:icon_cool


Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069992/)......and apparently it's being remade (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1270761/)

:D

damn..that movie came out 6 years before I was even thought about..

[Jimmy's Dignity]

8 years for me :action-sm

this was a really nice long first break

[Paux Fas]

Child.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Molester!


wait, this isn't the word association thread?

oh man, Righteous Kill was such a piece of garbage

[Paux Fas]

Oh Uncle Paul...


You actually watched the movie? I refuse to watch any new Al Pacino movies.. I don't want to ruin my memory of him.

[Paux Fas]

Chastity Bono was never even close to good looking. She looked like a lesbian when she was a kid.

[dolemyte]

I like they keep saying "Lorimar" productions..... just add a G to that :D

for no particular reason of course..


My friend Lawrence MASSosmino laughed at that one

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Chastity Bono was never even close to good looking. She looked like a lesbian when she was a kid.

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/chastity-chaz-bono-sex-change.jpg

Yikes.

[Paux Fas]

My friend Lawrence MASSosmino laughed at that one

:icon_lol:

[Paux Fas]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/chastity-chaz-bono-sex-change.jpg

Yikes.

AHHHHHHH! :icon_eek:

[Paux Fas]

Yeah.. the new girl was a definite downgrade..


Link to this video?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahaha

"I'm a fag, but not that gay!"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Link to this video?

http://www.wpix.com/

scroll down, on the left. "MC Hammer Breaks It Down For Us"

Bear 411 (http://www.bear411.com)....I'd assume that it's NSFW, but I ain't checkin that

hahahah, even the gay guy calls Steve out on the fag pants

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahahhahahah, Oh man that has to suck. E-Rock called a troll by the gay guy

"Those are the guys who go to the gay club after close and lick the floor"

[Paux Fas]

I wanted to see the electrocution video

[LiddyRules]

hahahahahahhahahah, Oh man that has to suck. E-Rock called a troll by the gay guy

"Those are the guys who go to the gay club after close and lick the floor"

I think it's more an honor for a gay guy to find you attractive than a girl. Gay guys seem far more picky.

[Philly loser]

Liddy wants to fight someone?

What in the holy hell has this world come to?

[dolemyte]

Damn, Petey Greene was great on the radio

[Leeham]

Yuck...right into watermelon and the racism shit...give it a fucking rest, "we get it, youre black"

Why does he HAVE to bring it up every single time? Hes a hack, if any one else brought it up so much they'd bash it immediately

[Timmy30]

I called in Friday for the first time in almost four years. I talked about my cousin's shitty miscarraige tattoo. Here's a picture of it like anyone cares.....

Nevermind. I don't know how to insert it. What's the number for the F-you line?