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Pearce
06-15-2009, 06:07 AM
Morning folks.

AFA
06-15-2009, 06:14 AM
Bullshit I bet it gets to 4.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 06:16 AM
morning

Another night with no sleep and I've got an appointment at 1:00 today

AFA
06-15-2009, 06:23 AM
morning

Another night with no sleep and I've got an appointment at 1:00 today

Me too. Except I'll probably drunkenly pass out soon.

AFA
06-15-2009, 06:41 AM
Here's an awesome photo from the Iranian riots

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn320/aleksam88/img462x262.jpg

Bluestreak
06-15-2009, 06:46 AM
Mornin' shitdicks.
Another night fighting insomnia, another visit to the gym at 4am for a run.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 06:57 AM
Mornin' shitdicks.
Another night fighting insomnia, another visit to the gym at 4am for a run.


lucky you

TeenBungle
06-15-2009, 07:01 AM
Morning Fella's!

TeenBungle
06-15-2009, 07:02 AM
Here's an awesome photo from the Iranian riots

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn320/aleksam88/img462x262.jpg

The Iranian's have won so many cool points in my book the past couple of days. Well, the Iranian's who are rioting and protesting. That takes a lot of balls.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 07:04 AM
The Iranian's have won so many cool points in my book the past couple of days. Well, the Iranian's who are rioting and protesting. That takes a lot of balls.


I wonder if they started that fire

PartyRock24
06-15-2009, 07:05 AM
Morning Everyone.

First day of summer :)

TomFromWC
06-15-2009, 07:08 AM
Here's an awesome photo from the Iranian riots

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn320/aleksam88/img462x262.jpg
WHat the rear guy is thinking: "We got about 4 seconds before we are pin-cushioned with shrapnel!"

What the front guy is thinking: "Shit! My dad is going to flog me for wearing these evil western jeans."

charlie dick
06-15-2009, 07:08 AM
First day of summer :)
T'ain't.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/When_is_the_first_day_of_Summer_2009

Bluestreak
06-15-2009, 07:08 AM
lucky you
Insomnia sucks. I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 07:11 AM
Insomnia sucks. I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.


There are plenty of people I would wish it on. If I'm going to be miserable, then they should be as well.

Motor Head
06-15-2009, 07:11 AM
http://oldschoolreviews.com/images/movies/boys_life.jpg
Hello you lucky people!

AFA
06-15-2009, 07:12 AM
Insomnia sucks. I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.

Well yeah. Why waste time wishing insomnia on your worst enemy when you can just wish death on him?

carmelita
06-15-2009, 07:21 AM
Best dumbass baseball play ever.

G_OL0Om1viY

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 07:24 AM
knuckleheads = ******* and white people who act like *******

English Gent
06-15-2009, 07:24 AM
Space Shuttle Endeavour!!

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 07:25 AM
I'm shocked that Jimmy remembered the gay marriage bit with Andrew

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 07:28 AM
Morning Buddays!

I'm here for the mediocrity.

Today is two years of no smoking for me.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 07:33 AM
http://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/infphoto_989601.jpg

Motor Head
06-15-2009, 07:33 AM
4 years in November since my last cancer stick.

TeenBungle
06-15-2009, 07:35 AM
Morning Buddays!

I'm here for the mediocrity.

Today is two years of no smoking for me.

Congrats. I need to quit. It's so expensive now and I'm an asthmatic which makes smoking the worst thing I could do. Did you use the patch? Or just cold turkey?

Motor Head
06-15-2009, 07:35 AM
John & Kunt plus 8 burdens. Are'nt there any drunken tanker drivers that can finally put an end to that fucking show?

English Gent
06-15-2009, 07:36 AM
Guess the race?

Motor Head
06-15-2009, 07:37 AM
Congrats. I need to quit. It's so expensive now and I'm an asthmatic which makes smoking the worst thing I could do. Did you use the patch? Or just cold turkey?
I got a horrible case of pnuemonia and after 6 days of being reallly sick I lit up a cigarette and coughed so hard it blew capillaries in my eyes.

I just went with the flow and tossed out all smoking paraphenalia including zippos, and ashtrays.

I don't recommend getting pnuemonia to quit. But it worked for me!:icon_mrgr

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 07:38 AM
Guess the race?


that's white trash behavior not black or mexican

AFA
06-15-2009, 07:39 AM
I got a horrible case of pnuemonia and after 6 days of being reallly sick I lit up a cigarette and coughed so hard it blue capillaries in my eyes.

I just went with the flow and tossed out all smoking paraphenalia including zippos, and ashtrays.

I don't recommend getting pnuemonia to quit. But it worked for me!:icon_mrgr

That's how my dad quit too.

He got sick and didn't smoke for a week. When he got better he just said fuck it and stopped.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 07:40 AM
Congrats. I need to quit. It's so expensive now and I'm an asthmatic which makes smoking the worst thing I could do. Did you use the patch? Or just cold turkey?



The only way to quit is to just put fucking put them down and tell yourself no.

I did it cold turkey, but you can use patch or gum if you need it. As long as you put them down and tell yourself no.

AFA
06-15-2009, 07:44 AM
Segway into this?

http://www.miamiherald.com/486/story/1097422.html

Pearce
06-15-2009, 07:44 AM
All you old fogeys are bumming me out with your quitting stories. I'm still trying to get addicted over here.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 07:49 AM
All you old fogeys are bumming me out with your quitting stories. I'm still trying to get addicted over here.



I started when I was 15 and quit when I was 29. I went from 1 a day to 2.5 packs per day. From $1.10 a pack $4.00 a pack. From $10 a carton to $38.


If smoking still works for you, have at it and smoke one for me. It was just hurting me more than I was enjoying.....but I still want one.

Pearce
06-15-2009, 07:55 AM
Cigarettes stink, I'm all about the cigars. I don't think I'll be able to keep it up as a regular thing though. I smoke maybe 1 a day and any time I get an ache it's instantly "TUMOR, I'M DYING, WHY DO I SMOKE MYSELF TO DEATH?"

Steam
06-15-2009, 08:14 AM
Cigarettes stink, I'm all about smoking the cock. I don't think I'll be able to keep it up as a regular thing though. I smoke maybe 1 a day

Fag

Falldog
06-15-2009, 08:33 AM
Morning.

Just showed up to point out the obvious, this woman is a cunt.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 08:33 AM
At this rate we will be lucky to get one page of mediocrity.

JoeyDVDZ
06-15-2009, 08:37 AM
I'll be trying to quit smoking this month. Me & a guy I work with have a quit date that he picked, we're gonna try to keep each other honest.

Stig
06-15-2009, 08:42 AM
I insist on MORE mediocrity.

Vyce
06-15-2009, 08:46 AM
Oh, I LOVE this argument. The "victim brought it on themselves" mentality.

English Gent
06-15-2009, 08:47 AM
Sarah Palin's a dumb twat, but it's ridiculous to suggest that she brought this upon herself by entering the VP race when she knew that her daughter had been knocked-up.

JoeyDVDZ
06-15-2009, 08:51 AM
Anyone in the media spotlight has to expect every aspect of their lives to be fodder for scrutiny. As such, late night comics are going to crack jokes about you.

Vyce
06-15-2009, 08:52 AM
"Even though Katie Couric is probably biased..."

Probably?

Vyce
06-15-2009, 08:53 AM
Anyone in the media spotlight has to expect every aspect of their lives to be fodder for scrutiny. As such, late night comics are going to crack jokes about you.

She's fair game.

Her kids are not.

Even the knocked up one. At least, until the point where that daughter herself went out and chose to be in the media spotlight.

JoeyDVDZ
06-15-2009, 08:54 AM
But she is, in a collateral sense. You have Sarah Palin trying to espouse family values, with a daughter who is knocked up, you have to call that into question!



There. What Jimmy just said.

Stig
06-15-2009, 08:58 AM
But she is, in a collateral sense. You have Sarah Palin trying to espouse family values, with a daughter who is knocked up, you have to call that into question!



There. What Jimmy just said.

They didn't abort the baby. What else are you gonna do?
The actions of your stupid daughter shouldn't disqualify you for a job.

Vyce
06-15-2009, 08:59 AM
But she is, in a collateral sense. You have Sarah Palin trying to espouse family values, with a daughter who is knocked up, you have to call that into question!

She espoused a pro-life value.

Her daughter didn't abort the kid.

There. Family values. She wasn't a hypocrite.

Unless you're going to mock her for the fact that her kid had underage, extramarital sex, in which case you'd be mocking her for doing something that the vast majority of Americans did when they were kids. Even most of the Christian, conservative ones.

And this guy is right, Obama won not just because of a bad Bush image, but because he presented himself as the sort of politician which he's very much proving that he's not.

English Gent
06-15-2009, 08:59 AM
But she is, in a collateral sense. You have Sarah Palin trying to espouse family values, with a daughter who is knocked up, you have to call that into question!



There. What Jimmy just said.

At the very least, it didn't look good politically. I've never had any doubt that that the McCain's people didn't properly vet her, and I'm certain that Palin didn't disclose that her daughter was pregnant.

Blue Heeler
06-15-2009, 09:00 AM
Sarah Palin's a dumb twat, but it's ridiculous to suggest that she brought this upon herself by entering the VP race when she knew that her daughter had been knocked-up.

Dumb twat that runs a state that's NOT in debt.

The media doesn't attack Joe Biden and that mother fucker says things that are dangerous for the country.

Stig
06-15-2009, 09:00 AM
Even the knocked up one. At least, until the point where that daughter herself went out and chose to be in the media spotlight.

Well, to be fair; the campaign handlers decided she should be in the spotlight. Which was dumb.

JoeyDVDZ
06-15-2009, 09:03 AM
They didn't abort the baby. What else are you gonna do?
The actions of your stupid daughter shouldn't disqualify you for a job.


But that's not what this is about. This is about a joke that people are taking way too seriously.

And, yes, if you're a hypocrite then maybe you shouldn't get the job.

JoeyDVDZ
06-15-2009, 09:05 AM
She espoused a pro-life value.

Her daughter didn't abort the kid.

There. Family values. She wasn't a hypocrite.

Unless you're going to mock her for the fact that her kid had underage, extramarital sex, in which case you'd be mocking her for doing something that the vast majority of Americans did when they were kids. Even most of the Christian, conservative ones.

And this guy is right, Obama won not just because of a bad Bush image, but because he presented himself as the sort of politician which he's very much proving that he's not.


What's really funny to me about all of this, I honestly didn't care one way or another about Palin's kid being preggers. I just didn't care for Palin's condecending speechifying and the eventual revelation that she wasn't all that quick on her feet.


That being said, I voted McCain/Palin anyway.

Stig
06-15-2009, 09:07 AM
But that's not what this is about. This is about a joke that people are taking way too seriously.

And, yes, if you're a hypocrite then maybe you shouldn't get the job.

If her daughter managed to get knocked up, how is the mother a hypocrite? She didn't encourage her daughter to do that. Is the parent of a convict a hypocrite because their kid committed a crime?
It's embarrassing, but it's not hypocrisy.

And obviously, Letterman shouldn't be fired, or even apologize-ah.

Pearce
06-15-2009, 09:07 AM
And, yes, if you're a hypocrite then maybe you shouldn't get the job.

You're allowed to be a hypocrite if you're a christian. They get handed a list of rules from god himself and I don't personally know a single one that doesn't knowingly break the rules time and time again. If they're not gonna follow rules that will send you to hell for eternity, you expect them to be conisistent when it comes to anything mere mortals have come up with? They're all terrible. We just have to live with it because there's no other planet to escape to.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 09:09 AM
Old joke alert:


whats the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my cock down an old ladies throat.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 09:10 AM
Michelle Obama is maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Pearce
06-15-2009, 09:14 AM
I don't like how boring political talk is the only thing that livens the thread up.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 09:17 AM
I don't like how boring political talk is the only thing that livens the thread up.

dull for the show, great for the thread.

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 09:17 AM
Please Opie...will you stop fucking belching into the mic. Rude bastard.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 09:18 AM
I would slaughter nations for Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansen and Jordana Brewster.

They are my top 3.

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 09:19 AM
I would slaughter nations for Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansen and Jordana Brewster.

They are my top 3.

Mila has no ass otherwise I agree.
What's her name from high school musical is also quite the looker...

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 09:21 AM
They should bring in Covino and Rich from Maxim radio and ask wtf is maxim thinking. Maybe they could cross promote with a show that doesn't fucking suck like jason ellis does.

Stig
06-15-2009, 09:21 AM
http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/g4/Olivia-Munn-in_bra_bent_over.jpg

Pearce
06-15-2009, 09:22 AM
Please Opie...will you stop fucking belching into the mic. Rude bastard.

LOL

I love when people get annoyed by things I don't even notice. Same thing happens with the poker chips and yogurt spooning from early XM. A caller will be irate about it and I'll re-listen going "How did I not notice this the first time?"

Bluestreak
06-15-2009, 09:23 AM
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/09/olivia_munn_lesbian_kiss.jpg
http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/olivia-munn-photos-2.jpg
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0808/olivia-munn-breasts.jpg

Stig
06-15-2009, 09:27 AM
When that dick says "Politics will be hot this summer," I want to punch him. Especially since they needed to edit that 6 word sentence for some reason.
Sirius really is the home of bad, noticeable edits.

Pearce
06-15-2009, 09:27 AM
They should bring in Covino and Rich from Maxim radio and ask wtf is maxim thinking. Maybe they could cross promote with a show that doesn't fucking suck like jason ellis does.

They don't completely stink, but they're not good. It's pretty douchey to hear them talking about "nussies" and "dudebros".

Bluestreak
06-15-2009, 09:28 AM
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0808/olivia-munn-breasts.jpg
Crap. Link's borked.

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 09:28 AM
LOL

I love when people get annoyed by things I don't even notice. Same thing happens with the poker chips and yogurt spooning from early XM. A caller will be irate about it and I'll re-listen going "How did I not notice this the first time?"

It must be a NY thing. I had a friend in NY I would talk to on the phone and the guy would belch into the phone right in the middle of a conversation. I don't get it? If you were talking to someone and belched in their face you would excuse yourself or at the very least put the ol hand over the mouth and redirect. The bbboys have a ton of listeners and belching into a live mike is just rude.

JoeyDVDZ
06-15-2009, 09:30 AM
It's the O&A show. It's a shock radio show. Why on earth would they pull away from the mic to burp?!?

Friggin Jimmy farts into his mic for gods sake.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 09:30 AM
They don't completely stink, but they're not good. It's pretty douchey to hear them talking like about "nussies" and "dudebros".


The good outweighs the bad. Of course, I have only heard their show 3 or 4 times.

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 09:34 AM
It's the O&A show. It's a shock radio show. Why on earth would they pull away from the mic to burp?!?

Friggin Jimmy farts into his mic for gods sake.

I understand that. But the difference is you know when the fart is coming. It is a bit. If you were conversing with someone would you belch in their face? Difference.

Stig
06-15-2009, 09:36 AM
Wagon full of puppies. Just because.
http://www.tanmonkey.com/fun/puppies/puppies-in-a-wagon.jpg

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 09:37 AM
I understand that. But the difference is you know when the fart is coming. It is a bit. If you were conversing with someone would you belch in their face? Difference.

And of course rule #1 of comedy (according to Opie) is that Farts are Funny. Which is very true! Belching in the ears of thousands of listeners however is disgusting and rude.

small rant over.

Bluestreak
06-15-2009, 09:40 AM
And of course rule #1 of comedy (according to Opie) is that Farts are Funny. Which is very true! Belching in the ears of thousands of listeners however is disgusting and rude.

small rant over.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/SewerDog/sgthulka.jpg

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 09:41 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/SewerDog/sgthulka.jpg

:icon_lol: LOL ...sure thing! :action-sm

Stig
06-15-2009, 09:45 AM
http://ppostcards.com/t4/t4ea/JohnsonMichelle01.jpg

samurai
06-15-2009, 09:48 AM
Wagon full of puppies. Just because.
http://www.tanmonkey.com/fun/puppies/puppies-in-a-wagon.jpg

Ten seconds later, a local Pit Bull removed the wheels and stole their ribbons.

The Sarge
06-15-2009, 09:55 AM
Mornin' PESTS!

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 09:55 AM
$7 matineee stil in south joisey....

...annnnd FU ....heheheeh

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 09:57 AM
NY WAS gritty in the 70's

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:00 AM
I hate to admit it, but the Happy Birthday Jimmy bit never gets old for me.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 10:02 AM
Broken Arrow

Swordfish

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:02 AM
I hate to admit it, but the Happy Birthday Jimmy bit never gets old for me.



anything that annoys opie makes me happy.

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:06 AM
Broken Arrow


You're kidding, right? Broken Arrow and Face/Off were two of the worst movies I've ever seen. John Woo does good action scenes, but the way he glosses over giant plot holes makes me insane.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 10:08 AM
You're kidding, right? Broken Arrow and Face/Off were two of the worst movies I've ever seen. John Woo does good action scenes, but the way he glosses over giant plot holes makes me insane.


they were just the two I could remember without checking imdb

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 10:09 AM
did jimmy just say ******?

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:09 AM
they were just the two I could remember without checking imdb

Oh. I thought maybe you thought they were actually good movies.

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:09 AM
did jimmy just say ******?

Second time today. He said it around 7:15.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:10 AM
did jimmy just say ******?



He is an edgy motherfucker.

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 10:10 AM
Right now the move for the studios is 3D because the DVDs can't be copied.

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:11 AM
Right now the move for the studios is 3D because the DVDs can't be copied.

But 3D is SOOOO hacky.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:12 AM
We went and saw Taking of Pelam 123 and before they did a preview of My Sister's Keeper and they kept showing a little girl with Cancer, it almost made cry.

Pearce
06-15-2009, 10:12 AM
Second time today. He said it around 7:15.

Do you think Jimmy might, oh I dunno, like saying ******?

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 10:12 AM
you know its digital if you don't see any 'cigarette burns' in the upper right corner

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 10:17 AM
But 3D is SOOOO hacky.

It is not neccessarily the old "House of Wax" 3D style ..but the platform they are moving to. There are several directors (Jame Cameron for example) now committed to the format because it eliminates copy protection problems. More money for studios = watch for more "3D" movies.

Pearce
06-15-2009, 10:18 AM
"Even if you've given in the peeyast"

That accent is enraging.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 10:22 AM
I love when Jimmy does that "You Jew mudderfucker!" line :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 10:25 AM
Godfather Part II
Godfather
Goodfellas
Casino
Donnie Brasco

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 10:27 AM
gf
gf II
goddfellas
Donnie Brasco
Millers Crossing


also: The Untouchables

Honorable mention: Once Upon a Time in America

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 10:27 AM
hello, mediocrity.

SOS
06-15-2009, 10:29 AM
hola

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 10:30 AM
Godfather Part II
Godfather
Goodfellas
Casino
Donnie Brasco

Yeah, that's pretty much it for me too.

English Gent
06-15-2009, 10:32 AM
Politics will be HOT this summer!!

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 10:34 AM
GF 1 & 2
Casino obviously
Good Fellas obviously
Eastern Promises needs mention
I also love Miller's Crossing
Public Enemy
Bonnie and Clyde

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 10:38 AM
Gotta fix it.... Public Enemy and Bonnie and Clyde are more cops and robber movies.
So no go...And I have to Add one of my all time favorites: Things Change with Don Ameche and Joe Montegna....David Memet at his best I think.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 10:39 AM
Hahhahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHdWyL4va0E

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:39 AM
Goodfellas

Casino

Godfather

Donnie Brasco

Godfather 2.

SOS
06-15-2009, 10:40 AM
Chicken Foot?

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:40 AM
hello, mediocrity.

Hello, bitter disappointment. :action-sm

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:41 AM
Chicken Foot?

You're not familiar with Chicken Foot?

Pearce
06-15-2009, 10:42 AM
Godfather Part II
Godfather
Goodfellas
Casino
Donnie Brasco
Goodfellas

Casino

Godfather

Donnie Brasco

Godfather 2.

Donnie Brasco
Goodfellas
Godfather 2
Casino
Godfather

This is fun. Who's next to name the same movies in a different order?

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:42 AM
Just forwarded the boys the XM promo father's day e-mail i got that featured this graphic...Of course no O&A anywhere

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6103/060909prospectfd3mn.gif

They had a hard time working in "...and I caught a Virus" and making it sound fun.

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 10:42 AM
the doors blow.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:43 AM
never liked the doors.

English Gent
06-15-2009, 10:44 AM
The Doors is the most overrated band in the history of overrated bands.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 10:45 AM
Doors are alright...I'm not gonna just hang out and listen to them at a party.

The Mafia commercials are for Bud Light

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 10:46 AM
They had a hard time working in "...and I caught a Virus" and making it sound fun.

...and no Theme time radio hour by Dylan perhaps one of the best music shows on XM. But management has no taste and are asshats.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 10:46 AM
Wait...what? What the fuck was that guy yammering about?

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:46 AM
I gave up The Doors and Pot right around the same time. Coincidence? I think not.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 10:47 AM
Miller Light? I thought it was for Bud Light. Oh well...I like Bud Light better than Miller Light

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:47 AM
They should have pulled the commercials because they were fucking terrible not because of stereotypes.

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:47 AM
Wait...what? What the fuck was that guy yammering about?

He wants a fist. A fiskelah. Barrrrrrrnd.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 10:49 AM
U2 is the most overrated band in the history of overrated bands.


fixed

SOS
06-15-2009, 10:50 AM
Miller Lite: Protection
iX7b8HcHqoQ

nF1rKZNCBhg

SOS
06-15-2009, 10:52 AM
Just forwarded the boys the XM promo father's day e-mail i got that featured this graphic...Of course no O&A anywhere

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6103/060909prospectfd3mn.gif


Please start a thread on this.

Stig
06-15-2009, 10:52 AM
iX7b8HcHqoQ

Necklace on a man - totally gay.
Bracelets - even gayer.
Earrings - just suck a cock already.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:53 AM
Fuck him in dumb and dumber. He set up the Lufstansa Heist in Goodfellas.

He was the midnight day man

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:54 AM
Carlito's Way isn't a mob movie. If it counts, it bumps GF II for me.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 10:55 AM
I wonder how many of these movies don't actually fit the "Mafia" criteria

the kid who played C killed a cop, didn't he?

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 10:55 AM
blue heeler WTF?

SOS
06-15-2009, 10:55 AM
Someone could start a thread on what they consider their favorite mob movies...

English Gent
06-15-2009, 10:55 AM
Blue Heeler is a twat.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:56 AM
Down goes Heeler! Down goes Heeler!

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 10:56 AM
blue heeler WTF?


He's talking about the Godfather video game not the movie

Blue Heeler
06-15-2009, 10:56 AM
He didn't read my "FRRRRRRUNKIS!" :(

SOS
06-15-2009, 10:56 AM
blue heeler WTF?

Dueling lines by Steve from Bayshore and blue heeler.

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 10:58 AM
Morning....

Here's the other "Ohhh!!" commercial
nF1rKZNCBhg

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 10:59 AM
does anyone else think it's a little disturbing that they're talking about teenage girls??

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 10:59 AM
He didn't read my "FRRRRRRUNKIS!" :(



You should put Winky Eye.

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 10:59 AM
Hello, it's late to the party guy.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:00 AM
Who is this broad and why aren't there pictures of her in the thread?

Selina Gomez?

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 11:01 AM
Hello, it's late to the party guy.

I always prefer to be the last to show up and the first to leave

BRONCOS
06-15-2009, 11:01 AM
blue heeler WTF?

He's just trying to get Opies (love) attention.

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 11:01 AM
If it's the girl from Wizzard of Waverly Place then she reminds me of a young Marie Osmand.

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/selena2.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:01 AM
Gee...how fast did they get this website?

SelenaGomezBikini.com (http://selenagomezbikini.com/)

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 11:01 AM
I never found Miley Cyrus hot, she looks weird to me (and not in a good way). Taylor Swift is much hotter. I'm a fan of Miranda Cosgrove and Selena Gomez too.

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 11:02 AM
miley is a snaggle tooth ugly chick

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:02 AM
Who's the badmouthing douche they were talking about?

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:03 AM
If it's the girl from Wizzard of Waverly Place then she reminds me of a young Marie Osmand.

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/selena2.jpg

Reminds me a little of Mila Kunis.

Blue Heeler
06-15-2009, 11:03 AM
You should put Winky Eye.

eh, fuck em...now that I think about it, Godfather was a boring movie. New Jersey wannabes have forever ruined the genre.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 11:03 AM
I never found Miley Cyrus hot, she looks weird to me (and not in a good way). Taylor Swift is much hotter. I'm a fan of Miranda Cosgrove and Selena Gomez too.



I wouldn't know Miley Cyrus if I saw her.

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 11:03 AM
http://selenagomezbikini.com/image/selena-gomez-bikini-10.jpg Check out the abs on the kid on the left. No wonder I hate myself.

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 11:04 AM
ha ha Ant


I'd paaaay.. oh

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 11:04 AM
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/90/79/miley-cyrus-selena-gomez-teen-choice-awards-2008.0.0.0x0.300x300.jpeg

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:05 AM
I never found Miley Cyrus hot, she looks weird to me (and not in a good way). Taylor Swift is much hotter. I'm a fan of Miranda Cosgrove and Selena Gomez too.

Taylor Swift is fucking sexy as hell

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 11:05 AM
does anyone else think it's a little disturbing that they're talking about teenage girls??

Careful people....this post clearly shows KNUCKLEUP has been compromised and not within our demo...RUN!!
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:MKW40XUaaA2UYM:http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php%3Fid%3D7173

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 11:06 AM
Reminds me a little of Mila Kunis.

More like a younger Rachel Bilson

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/gallery/dramatic_eyes/rachel_bilson.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:06 AM
Reminds me a little of Mila Kunis.

Love Mila Kunis

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 11:06 AM
http://selenagomezbikini.com/image/selena-gomez-bikini-10.jpg Check out the abs on the kid on the left. No wonder I hate myself.

LOL..yeah Liddy...look at those guys abs!


gey! :action-sm

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:07 AM
Love Mila Kunis

Of course you do. Did you see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall?" Holy shit, is she hot.
http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/Mila_Kunis_3B-180481.jpeg

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 11:07 AM
Of course you do. Did you see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall?" Holy shit, is she hot.



She was the star of American Psycho II

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:08 AM
Hahahaha....a peanut butter fart

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 11:08 AM
The only thing wrong with Milas is she has absolutley NO ass. Flat as can be.

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:09 AM
Dayum.
http://movies.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mila_kunis_gq.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:09 AM
The worst is when Task Manager itself freezes

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:09 AM
She was the star of American Psycho II

Nobody saw that.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 11:09 AM
http://selenagomezbikini.com/image/selena-gomez-bikini-10.jpg Check out the abs on the kid on the left. No wonder I hate myself.

i'm going to have edit him out of that pic so I can jack to it. I'd hate to accidentally glance at those abs when I'm about to finish.

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 11:10 AM
Miranda Cosgrove

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5602/mirandac2.jpg

LOL..yeah Liddy...look at those guys abs!


gey! :action-sm They are intimidating.

Love Mila Kunis Same here.

More like a younger Rachel Bilson

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/gallery/dramatic_eyes/rachel_bilson.jpg Also nice.

Taylor Swift is fucking sexy as hell She has nice eyes. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3316/3213753991_5bbc0cf53c.jpg?v=0

When I CTRL+ALT+DELETE I have to go to processes to shut things down when they don't work.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 11:10 AM
Go under processes and end task on iexplore. Fuck the applications tab. It's for pussies.

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 11:10 AM
i hate mac.

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 11:10 AM
"I kinda like the girl in the white bikini evn betta"


OH uncle Paulie!

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 11:12 AM
"I kinda like the girl in the white bikini evn betta"

OH uncle Paulie!


Uncle Paul might even have problems with that

DocSavage
06-15-2009, 11:13 AM
Vanessa Hudgens ...and she is a goer!

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:13 AM
I thought the guy sounded white too...

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 11:14 AM
I thought the guy sounded white too...


Probably goes from one trailer to next - doesn't even have to gas up the Camero

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:15 AM
Looks like I was way off...all those bitches gotta be dark as tar. Hey hookers, what about taking it in the ass?

SOS
06-15-2009, 11:16 AM
does anyone else think it's a little disturbing that they're talking about teenage girls??

Today has had lots of talk and jokes about teenage chicks.

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:16 AM
i hate mac.

Me too, but just eating the cheese by itself would be kind of gross.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:16 AM
Hahhahahahah...bitch only gets $1.98. Go get a job you fuckin' skank!

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:17 AM
What kind of dumb cunts fell for this gentleman's charms?

Pearce
06-15-2009, 11:18 AM
Wait a second.....Danny wrote something? For the O&A show?

......what?

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:19 AM
Wait a second.....Danny wrote something? For the O&A show?

......what?

Production on O&A? What's next, Fezzie talking and being funny on R&F?

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 11:20 AM
Wait a second.....someone wrote something? For the O&A show?

......what? Fixed.

Anyone else wish they could live the life of blissful unawareness that Mr. Hatchet does?

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 11:21 AM
Sounded like Beakman's World + Danny's Demented Imagination = :haha7:

SOS
06-15-2009, 11:22 AM
i hate mac.

I guess you are not cool enough to be a mac person...

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2928/mslauren3wideweb470x338.jpg

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 11:22 AM
The seashells?! Finally!?!?!

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 11:24 AM
what is up with this bitch's voice??

Pearce
06-15-2009, 11:25 AM
The only thing worse than shit is shit on a stick.

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 11:25 AM
Didn't Costanza ruin a date by talking about advances in toilet paper?

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:25 AM
Hahaha...your shit-stick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 11:25 AM
http://www.comfortwipe.com/ <<<< Real link...check the properties.

http://www.comfortwipe.com/images/ComfortWipe.jpg

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 11:26 AM
I guess you are not cool enough to be a mac person...

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2928/mslauren3wideweb470x338.jpg


i hate mac because i own one. :p

they're a pain in the ass. i have to have it for school. :(

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 11:26 AM
the makers of this commercial

SHIT STICK!



EDIT: aaaaaand no credit on the IF

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:27 AM
Oprah Winfrey - SHITSTICK!
Rosie O'Donnell - SHITSTICK!
John Goodman - SHITSTICK!
Pat from Moonachie, 9 toe havin' - SHIT-STIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
We hate fuckin' shit stick!

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 11:27 AM
Hahaha...your shit-stick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Why does she use the shit stick on her back?

SOS
06-15-2009, 11:28 AM
Try this
Process Explorer (http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb795533.aspx)
Find out what files, registry keys and other objects processes have open, which DLLs they have loaded, and more. This uniquely powerful utility will even show you who owns each process

others (http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb795533.aspx)

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 11:29 AM
Oprah Winfrey - SHITSTICK!
Rosie O'Donnell - SHITSTICK!
John Goodman - SHITSTICK!

:haha7: :haha7:

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 11:30 AM
The seashells?! Finally!?!?!


http://www.poopreport.com/Images/3shells.jpg

How to use the three seashells Hahahaha...

http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/seashells-print.gif

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:_sO2SLI-UhapoM:http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/Demolition_Man_200x250.jpg

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 11:30 AM
I always wondered how morbidly obese people wiped their ass.


I figured it had to be something like a toilet scrubber.

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 11:31 AM
Oprah Winfrey - SHITSTICK!
Rosie O'Donnell - SHITSTICK!
John Goodman - SHITSTICK!
Pat from Moonachie, 9 toe havin' - SHIT-STIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
We hate fuckin' shit stick!



and they stole your gimmick.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:31 AM
Oprah Winfrey - SHITSTICK!
Rosie O'Donnell - SHITSTICK!
John Goodman - SHITSTICK!
Pat from Moonachie, 9 toe havin' - SHIT-STIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
We hate fuckin' shit stick!

Hahahaha, you're gettin' ripped off!

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:31 AM
Fuckers stole my bit.
(I had IF'd it, by the way...)

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 11:32 AM
Wackbag's Stig....the silent producer of The Opie & Anthony Show.

Pearce
06-15-2009, 11:33 AM
I always wondered how morbidly obese people wiped their ass.


I figured it had to be something like a toilet scrubber.

I hate to admit this but as you may know, when I was young and retarded I listened to Bubba The Love Sponge. He used to be 488 pounds and he said he had to wipe his ass with towels, even having to get girlfriends to do it for him.

Yet another reason to hate that disgusting fuck.

English Gent
06-15-2009, 11:33 AM
http://www.comfortwipe.com/images/ComfortWipe.jpg







they're a pain in the ass. i have to have it for school. :(


Really? :icon_eek:

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 11:33 AM
Stig!!!!

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:33 AM
Yay!

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:34 AM
Hey, Opie managed to not completely ruin it!

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:34 AM
Stig!!!!

New instant feedback leader!!! :icon_mrgr

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 11:34 AM
I always wondered how morbidly obese people wiped their ass.



I figured they didn't wipe, they just got in the shower right after taking a dump.

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 11:35 AM
Yay!

ha ha nice


(even though I beat you by one post with the premise #195)
but the devil is in the detail

Awful Me
06-15-2009, 11:36 AM
I hate to admit this but as you may know, when I was young and retarded I listened to Bubba The Love Sponge.




We all made mistakes when we were younger. Jimmy was a cocksucker, you listened to one.

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:36 AM
Holy shit - was that Stalker Patty's long-lost mother speaking?

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 11:37 AM
They need to get Patti to come in and read this ad.

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 11:37 AM
Really? :icon_eek:

yeah, they're industry standard. sometimes there are incompatibility issues if files switch platforms, so when i started school they told me i needed to buy one. :icon_conf

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 11:37 AM
Who needs Tommy John surgery after wiping their ass? :haha7:

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 11:38 AM
susan waldman

of all the dramtic things!!!!!

derek jeter throws his shoulder out wiping his ass

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 11:38 AM
yeah, they're industry standard. sometimes there are incompatibility issues if files switch platforms, so when i started school they told me i needed to buy one. :icon_conf


I've never had that problem

Stig
06-15-2009, 11:38 AM
yeah, they're industry standard. sometimes there are incompatibility issues if files switch platforms, so when i started school they told me i needed to buy one. :icon_conf

I thought you meant the comfort wipe. :icon_lol:

Liberals love Macs, that's why you need one for school.

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 11:38 AM
I can't imagine having someone wipe me except like last weekend when I was playing Naughty Baby.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 11:39 AM
I hate that the Mario Bros music starts at 10:38...there's never going to be a chance for an AFRO show :cry3:

English Gent
06-15-2009, 11:39 AM
I've never had that problem

Knuckleup - Shit Stick!!

SOS
06-15-2009, 11:39 AM
Really? :icon_eek:

hygiene (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hygiene)

It is something that the english may not be aware of.... :action-sm

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 11:41 AM
I've never had that problem

i have. it's a pain in the balls. because you have to keep calling the client or partner for different formats and then when you send things to print, depending on what it is, sometimes things have to be re-sent, etc. the print house gives you a turnaround time so if there are problems it's noooo good.

KNUCKLEUP
06-15-2009, 11:42 AM
ok, now i'm all confused.

XD

SOS
06-15-2009, 11:43 AM
yeah, they're industry standard. sometimes there are incompatibility issues if files switch platforms, so when i started school they told me i needed to buy one. :icon_conf

Unless your industry/school is using software only written for a mac and even so, there are many programs that can convert file-types , that is just a in-charge mac zealot's excuse.

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 03:55 PM
Getting tired of signing up for the online free trials.

How was the show today? I slept through it.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 04:07 PM
Dunno...I was commuting for most of it. Had some good laughs towards the end.

DonTheTrucker
06-15-2009, 04:13 PM
I hate to admit this but as you may know, when I was young and retarded

You're 18 and obsessed with a radio show. There is no "was".

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 04:14 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/lbrownie/philjacksonhat.jpg


I got very very drunk on Friday. I was drinking pint glasses of Gin & Tonic

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:17 PM
lol that's what I thought he was gonna say.. "what an idiot"

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 04:18 PM
hahahahahahhahaa, that ruled


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADs6kV2428M

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:21 PM
Go Sox!

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 04:22 PM
ha ha fucking mets

Stig
06-15-2009, 04:22 PM
Getting tired of signing up for the online free trials.

How was the show today? I slept through it.

More tired than you'd be of paying for it?

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:24 PM
More tired than you'd be of paying for it?

Nope.. haven't reached that level of tiredness yet. Don't think I ever will.

Stig
06-15-2009, 04:28 PM
Why won't John Sterling just die already?

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 04:29 PM
I'm shocked that Sterling was so bland with that call

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:32 PM
How dumb are these guys to think that she gave birth to 8 kids the regular way. She had c-sections dummies!

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 04:32 PM
Before
http://blog.imperfectparent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gosselin_mom_sm.jpghttp://www.buzzandnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kate-gosselin-tummy-tuck.jpg

After
http://s231.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/msanto/One-Offs2009/Kate_Gosselin2.jpghttp://s231.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/msanto/One-Offs2009/Kate_Gosselin1.jpg

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:33 PM
From earlier:

http://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/infphoto_989601.jpg

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 04:36 PM
I saw this clip...there's another one that's worse.

She asks the same girl what does she think about the show...the girl (that's older than the 8 burdens) proceeds to say how she's tired of it and hates the cameras etc.

The mom tells her: "Stop it....that's enough negativity from you."
Basically telling her you can't express your true feelings even when someone asks you.

Stig
06-15-2009, 04:37 PM
Before
http://blog.imperfectparent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gosselin_mom_sm.jpghttp://www.buzzandnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kate-gosselin-tummy-tuck.jpg

After
http://s231.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/msanto/One-Offs2009/Kate_Gosselin2.jpghttp://s231.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/msanto/One-Offs2009/Kate_Gosselin1.jpg

I'd hit it. But then, I'd slap it.

DonTheTrucker
06-15-2009, 04:38 PM
Before
http://blog.imperfectparent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gosselin_mom_sm.jpghttp://www.buzzandnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kate-gosselin-tummy-tuck.jpg

After
http://s231.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/msanto/One-Offs2009/Kate_Gosselin2.jpghttp://s231.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/msanto/One-Offs2009/Kate_Gosselin1.jpg

Wonder how many Medicaid dollars paid for that massive tummy tuck?

I really hate that cunt. Slow death is too good for her.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/06/kate-gosselin-might-be-the-devil/

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 04:40 PM
I'm betting no Medicaid dollars paid for it...it was all done by whatever company shows that awful tv show

Stig
06-15-2009, 04:40 PM
God, how I despise cats.

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 04:43 PM
If I didn't know, I would swear the before and after are two different chicks.

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:43 PM
I love cats.. kittens are the best.

Stig
06-15-2009, 04:44 PM
Puppies > Kittens.
Wagon full of puppies. Just because.
http://www.tanmonkey.com/fun/puppies/puppies-in-a-wagon.jpg

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:45 PM
The video of that crazy cat guy rules. Anyone have the link?

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 04:46 PM
hahahaha, he put his cool cat nose against his asshole & farted. That's awful :haha7: :haha7:

Stig
06-15-2009, 04:46 PM
the video of that crazy cat guy rules. Anyone have the link?

www.youtube.com (www.meatspin.com)

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 04:47 PM
Puppies > Kittens.

Clearly


http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/cute-puppy-pictures-mints-pillow.jpg

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 04:48 PM
I'm betting no Medicaid dollars paid for it...it was all done by whatever company shows that awful tv show


Yea her income from the show would make her ineligible for medicare.

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 04:50 PM
Op makes it seem that the Shuttles used in the early 80's had an abacus and sails.

Stig
06-15-2009, 04:50 PM
This looks like one of my dogs when she was a puppy:
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/cute-puppy-pictures-hotdogz-bafs.jpg

Stig
06-15-2009, 04:50 PM
Op makes it seem that the Shuttles used in the early 80's had an abacus and sails.

They ran on diesel until the Challenger exploded.

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:51 PM
www.youtube.com (http://www.meatspin.com)

You guys don't even try anymore... :rolleyes:

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 04:55 PM
The video of that crazy cat guy rules. Anyone have the link?www.youtube.com (www.meatspin.com)You guys don't even try anymore... :rolleyes:

He was just trying to make you cum, not help find a video...

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:55 PM
hahahaha "I'll end youuuuuu!"

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 04:56 PM
He was just trying to make you cum, not help find a video...

Ah. that Stig.. always the helpful one.. :)

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 05:00 PM
No Penthouse TV on Direct TV

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:01 PM
Ah. that Stig.. always the helpful one.. :)

So you'd think...then he gets his hands on you and he's completely useless :(

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 05:02 PM
ha ha ant might as well be ringing the bell as they read this commercial
not the racist bell, the we are lying through our teeth about liking this ad- bell.

Opie really sounds like he love Penthouse TV

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:02 PM
No Penthouse TV on Direct TV

HD Cumshots...I don't know if I should be creeped out or bummed that it's not available in my area.

Stig
06-15-2009, 05:03 PM
Ah. that Stig.. always the helpful one.. :)

That's me. :action-sm

And I'm leaving.

Stig
06-15-2009, 05:03 PM
So you'd think...then he gets his hands on you and he's completely useless :(

I'm not dead yet, sir.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:03 PM
ha ha ant might as well be ringing the bell as they read this commercial
not the racist bell, the we are lying through our teeth about liking this ad- bell.

Opie really sounds like he love Penthouse TV

I hope that it would better than Playboy TV...show the penetration for a tiny bit, no popshots, but then again they'd occasionally show the "Hey you remember when this celebrity posed and did a video for us?" type of stuff

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 05:04 PM
So you'd think...then he gets his hands on you and he's completely useless :(

I don't even wanna know how you know that.. :icon_eek:

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 05:07 PM
I hope that it would better than Playboy TV...show the penetration for a tiny bit, no popshots, but then again they'd occasionally show the "Hey you remember when this celebrity posed and did a video for us?" type of stuff Wasn't there some silly People's Court-esque show with a naked judge and ended with the parties fucking?

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:08 PM
I don't even wanna know how you know that.. :icon_eek:

1) Lies
b) I was kidding anyways :p

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:09 PM
Wasn't there some silly People's Court-esque show with a naked judge and ended with the parties fucking?

Hahahhaha, yup! I remember that...Julie Strain was the judge. I don't remember the name of the show. I only had it for a year, but it did the job if I didn't want to crack open the laptop

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 05:09 PM
I hope that it would better than Playboy TV...show the penetration for a tiny bit, no popshots, but then again they'd occasionally show the "Hey you remember when this celebrity posed and did a video for us?" type of stuff


Playboy TV is a lot better than that now, they do edit the facials out, I read something it so the channel can be available in Utah.

They have been playing to many interracial movies at night, I'm going to call them and complain.

Some of the shows are pretty good like Money Talks, even though its all staged.

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 05:10 PM
Palin basically accused Lettermen of being a pedophile
and when asked about it, she would not take it back
fuck her
I hope Lettermen stays number one just to piss her off

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 05:11 PM
People still watch porn on TV?

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:16 PM
People still watch porn on TV?

If the computer isn't nearby...why not?

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 05:17 PM
http://www.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2009/12/5702959_123187745416.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:18 PM
You fucker! Just beat me by a minute

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 05:19 PM
If the computer isn't nearby...why not?

I find the computer easier.. go to xtube or whatever your favorite site is, get to a clip, finish quick, and move on with life. TV takes too long to get to the point and it's not dirty enough.

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 05:19 PM
http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/497/604/86/RkbsVJXGmpobf79.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:24 PM
http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/497/604/86/RkbsVJXGmpobf79.jpg

Alright...you brought it to the table, now find the pictorial

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 05:24 PM
Palin basically accused Lettermen of being a pedophile
and when asked about it, she would not take it back
fuck her
I hope Lettermen stays number one just to piss her off


Wouldn't A-Rod be the pedo instead of Letterman.

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 05:26 PM
Wouldn't A-Rod be the pedo instead of Letterman. No because Letterman was touching himself while imagining the scene taking place. Touching himself in the dirty place.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 05:27 PM
Letterman didn't even know she had more than one daughter.

He didn't even write the joke

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:27 PM
I love Louie...but who decides to book him at a fundraiser for homeless broads?

LiddyRules
06-15-2009, 05:29 PM
I love Louie...but who decides to book him at a fundraiser for homeless broads? Better him than Rick Shapiro

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:30 PM
Better him than Rick Shapiro

True enough...
http://www.artsopolis.com/images/event/47249/rick-shapiro.jpg

Statuatory :rap: isn't funny....it's hot.

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 05:34 PM
everybody is the but of jokes or bad stereotypes
you only get upset when it happens to your "group"
Then you say everyone else is off limit, except your "group"



see Italians upset with beer commercial later in the show

samurai
06-15-2009, 05:35 PM
A little late, but might be worth it. I love the "mmmm Rachel"" voice.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IHw825yq98M&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IHw825yq98M&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 05:38 PM
everybody is the but of jokes or bad stereotypes
you only get upset when it happens to your "group"
Then you say everyone else is off limit, except your "group"
see Italians upset with beer commercial later in the show


not me, I make fun of everybody

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 05:38 PM
John Ziegler is all over that website.
He is such a smug prick.
These guys are just as bad as Rev Al on this issue.
They only care because she is a conservative.
They never pipe up when other groups are attacked.

62 Year Old Letterman Violates Common Decency
With Sexist Insults of 14 Year Old Girl

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 05:40 PM
John Ziegler is all over that website
He is such a smug prick


I'm not going to that website, because I don't want to get their traffic up

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 05:42 PM
John Ziegler is all over that website.
He is such a smug prick.
These guys are just as bad as Rev Al on this issue.
They only care because she is a conservative.
They never pipe up when other groups are attacked.


Best thing you can do is just ignore all of these interest groups

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:44 PM
Interest groups bite my balls

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 05:44 PM
no hayseed caller, she fired up the 21% base who call themselves Republicans.
She helped Obama win with moderate women.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 05:45 PM
Palin is just going to be the biggest fund raiser for the Republicans, and maybe she'll end up a Senator for Alaska

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 05:45 PM
Interest groups bite my balls

agreed
black, white, gay, Italian, etc.

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 05:48 PM
Gonna take their advice and change the station until this boring talk is over...

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 05:50 PM
Gonna take their advice and change the station until this boring talk is over...

x2


Edit: I came back and it's still on. Jimmy, no one's calling her a bad mother? Perhaps you missed this little thing called "the Election" where she was pointed out as being a failed mother because her daughter was pregnant

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 06:00 PM
Palin's running mate

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."

-- Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 06:03 PM
FUCK Hannity
He is as big of a hypcrite as Olberman is.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 06:03 PM
http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/chelsea_clinton.jpg

I'd hit it

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 06:06 PM
http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/chelsea_clinton.jpg

I'd hit it

She was ugly as a kid, but she grew up nicely and you have never heard any negative stories about her.


Maybe Bill should give Sarah some parenting tips

west milly tom
06-15-2009, 06:09 PM
Rusty's joke = lmao

west milly tom
06-15-2009, 06:11 PM
She was ugly as a kid, but she grew up nicely and you have never heard any negative stories about her.


Maybe Bill should give Sarah some parenting tips

dont know if this came up, but she's had a TON of plastic surgery.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 06:12 PM
yea Michelle Obama is hotter than Sarah from Chuck

http://cdn.hellobeautiful.blackplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/michelle-obama-teenager1-1.jpg

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/894/894109/chuck-leia-costume-ep1_1217178266.jpg


Nobody can say the media isn't an agent of Obama

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 06:13 PM
Oh it's not even CLOSE

Olivia Munn
http://www.mychillpill.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/oliviamunn2.jpg

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 06:14 PM
http://www.oliviamunn.us/Olivia-Munn-Feet.jpg

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 06:14 PM
http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/chelsea_clinton.jpg

I'd hit it


Hell yea! But she's no Barbra Bush

http://www.cherryflava.com/photos/uncategorized/barbarabush.jpg

west milly tom
06-15-2009, 06:15 PM
Marissa Tome in the wrestler gave me wood

west milly tom
06-15-2009, 06:16 PM
Hell yea! But she's no Barbra Bush

http://www.cherryflava.com/photos/uncategorized/barbarabush.jpg

Wasn't she in Wedding Crashers?

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 06:17 PM
Nobody can say the media isn't an agent of Obama

yeah, a mens magazine that shows naked chicks for young boys to jerk off to..... is part of the liberal media
They put Michele in the list, so people would discuss the list.....like O&A are doing now. when was the last time Maxim was brought up?

RobeSoup&Tears
06-15-2009, 06:18 PM
People...Please....Remain Seated.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4611/whatvkm.jpg

west milly tom
06-15-2009, 06:19 PM
Olivia Mund pic?

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 06:20 PM
People...Please....Remain Seated.

http://www.maddogmedia.com/chimp.gif

Now now...

Is it Olivia Munn? Or Olivia Mund? Enunciate damnit!

west milly tom
06-15-2009, 06:21 PM
yeah, a mens magazine that shows naked chicks for young boys to jerk off to..... is part of the liberal media
They put Michele in the list, so people would discuss the list.....like O&A are doing now. when was the last time Maxim was brought up?

Young boys?

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 06:21 PM
Olivia Mund pic?

Olivia Munn

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/olivia-munn/pictures/olivia-munn-picture-1.jpg

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 06:21 PM
None of these politicians get hot wives unless they are 2nd marriage trophy wifes

see McCain and Fred Thompson

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 06:21 PM
yeah, a mens magazine that shows naked chicks for young boys to jerk off to..... is part of the liberal media
They put Michele in the list, so people would discuss the list.....like O&A are doing now. when was the last time Maxim was brought up?


this list also came out months ago.

that's the point if a meaningless magaine like Maxim lies about Michelle Obama being hot, what is the NY Times and Washington Post lying about?

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 06:22 PM
http://www.oliviamunn.us/Olivia-Munn-Feet.jpg

olivia munn

Wilmington WOW
06-15-2009, 06:23 PM
this list also came out months ago.

that's the point if a meaningless magaine like Maxim lies about Michelle Obama being hot, what is the NY Times and Washington Post lying about?

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 06:23 PM
Jimmy is the first guy I've ever heard say that it's unsexy when he sees a girl wearing one of his shirts.

CousinDave
06-15-2009, 06:24 PM
None of these politicians get hot wives unless they are 2nd marriage trophy wifes

see McCain and Fred Thompson


Dennis Kuninich beats them all, well Cindy has money so McCain wins.

west milly tom
06-15-2009, 06:25 PM
olivia munn

For fucks sake.

Jimmy's Dignity
06-15-2009, 06:35 PM
Jimmy is the first guy I've ever heard say that it's unsexy when he sees a girl wearing one of his shirts.

I dunno...I think I'd be too busy laughing if I had a chick and she wore my "I Shaved My Balls For This?" t-shirt to even acknowledge if it was sexy

Paux Fas
06-15-2009, 06:42 PM
I dunno...I think I'd be too busy laughing if I had a chick and she wore my "I Shaved My Balls For This?" t-shirt to even acknowledge if it was sexy

haha I would so wear that shirt in a heartbeat just for the goof factor!

carmelita
06-15-2009, 09:53 PM
Non-smokers are those too chickenshit to face nicotine.

Paux Fas
06-16-2009, 12:47 AM
Those Miller Light commercials are embarrassing and I'm not even Italian. They SUCK.