iphone 3gs video test gone awry

[moegolden]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQH1XPyP4_Q

i was just looking for some samples, didn't expect this

[Aaron Burrito]

That's great.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Some critter advances on me and it's getting fucked up.

[MACHINE1376]

yeah approach a Raccoon mother with her young.....brilliant. They will tear you a new asshole. People don't realize they are directly related the the Badger until they are in the E.R. getting stitched up like Frankenstein.

hrhN2vFHsTk

[THE FEZ MAN]

lol... i think ive told this story but i will again

so we had just moved into our house, and had gotten two weimeraners.... one night around dusk DOC and duncan decide to pick a fight with a coon in the front yard, quite frankly it sounded like someone was killing a baby, i run into the house and grab my pistol and shoot the coon right out of DOC's mouth (point blank so as not to shoot the dog).... soooo.... for good measure i put two more into the coon while screaming "die you mother fucker"... all to the horror of my yuppie neighbor and her 4 children.... who were standing about 50' away attracted buy all the ruckus.

TADA! welcome to the neighborhood hillbilly... oh and to this day the neighbors kids have never been allowed into my home... and i have never had a any disagreements with them... oh pointing a gun at the other neighbors crazy dog may have had something to do with that to.... yea i got issues

[Cunt Smasher]

Which gun, Fez? The biggun?

[mr. sin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Tuhamsmis

i wish they would have attacked

[TreeFortRichard]

oh, FYI raccoons+daylight around here = Rabies...stay the fuck away

[MACHINE1376]

lol... i think ive told this story but i will again

so we had just moved into our house, and had gotten two weimeraners.... one night around dusk DOC and duncan decide to pick a fight with a coon in the front yard, quite frankly it sounded like someone was killing a baby, i run into the house and grab my pistol and shoot the coon right out of DOC's mouth (point blank so as not to shoot the dog).... soooo.... for good measure i put two more into the coon while screaming "die you mother fucker"... all to the horror of my yuppie neighbor and her 4 children.... who were standing about 50' away attracted buy all the ruckus.

TADA! welcome to the neighborhood hillbilly... oh and to this day the neighbors kids have never been allowed into my home... and i have never had a any disagreements with them... oh pointing a gun at the other neighbors crazy dog may have had something to do with that to.... yea i got issues

god bless ya bro! That attitude brings a tear to my eye with pride.

[THE FEZ MAN]

Which gun, Fez? The biggun?

na, just my glock 19, at the time it was the only one that i kept loaded and real handy. its the same one that i pointed at the other neighbors dog, so i guess will tell that one while im at it....

my neighbor goes away and asks me to watch her dog, now i have no issues with the dog except that it's a husky mix that didn't get run enough. so i go over to feed the fucker and take it out (after about 4 or 5 beers, all the best story's involve beer dont they) all of the other neighbors HATE this dog, because it barks and growls when it gets lose and runs around, soooooo.... i go over with my leash, one that had a "quick release" on it, i gave it no thought because my dogs had never gotten loose because of it.

it had recently rained and there deck was as slippery as a slaughter house floor, i go in and leash her, as i open the deck door "snow ball" decides that she is going to make a break for it, she takes off, i slip and fall on my ass, smash my elbow and head, the god damn "quick release" does its job... oh and i spilled my fucking beer.... buy the time i come to my senses the dog makes a b line for the weak spot in there fence... and the chase is on.

to add to the chaos i let my two dogs out hoping that she will "pack up" with them and come when they are called... yea no such luck, my yuppie neighbor, her 4 kids, 2 other kids, and my son are out playing in yuppies drive way... now yuppie isnt home her mom is watching the kids and starts to make quite the stink about snow ball running around unattended, now mind you she is dragging a 4' leash behind her, both my wife and i have been calling her and trying to bait her in, for at least 15 to 20 mins, its not like we are doing nothing, so mom starts to reeeeeely make a stink when snow ball starts to "herd" the kids...... little back story about me and mom, yea she hates my guts to begin with.

as my wife is trying to be diplomatic about the situation, advising "mom" about the herding of the children and the harmlessness of the situation "mom" starts to get even more belligerent about it, basicaly telling my wife that she doesnt' know shit and that snowball was going to bite one of the kids...

yea... so.... i ummmm. "ended" her belligerent attitude... i drew my G19 pointed it at snow ball and yelled loud enough to make sure that she heard me, well since she was yelling enough for the entire neighborhood... "Please take the kids up on the god damn porch or into the house, or im going to shoot this fucking dog right in the drive way, ever see a dog get shot, its going to be a screaming bloody mess and your going to clean it the fuck up" well that shut "mom" right up, then my wife and son both say in unison "and he will do it" well mom took the kids up to the porch, about 5 mins later snowball had run her self out, came right up to my wife and sat down to be petted.

yea needless to say i killed two birds with one stone that day, "mom" dont say shit to me any more and apparently the kids told the other neighbor that i was going to shoot there dog... so i didn't have to watch her any more... although it wasn't the last time she was in my sights, about a year later she broke out again, but this time she went after another neighbors shitzue.... with deadly results, i come home and my wife and the dogs owners are standing in the yard, with grim looks about them i sashe' over and get let in on the story, the neighbors husband pulls me aside and say's "snow ball is going to be caught, one way or the other" he pulls up his shirt to reveal his service .45, i heal up and the hunt is on, but no, i didn't even get to shoot at her, while we were standing there deciding on were we were going to corner her to "do the deed" she walks up and sits down in front of my wife just like last time we put the leash on her and away she went for the last time... yea, were quite the hillbilly's

[oandapartycock]

Only Fezman could get away with using the terms "sache'" and "hillbilly" in the same paragraph. Bravo.

[Chino Kapone]

Bra fucking vo fez... :clap:

That dog is much better off on it's own rather than in a backyard where noone will pay attention to her. I love husky's. Helped raise one...Amazing dogs... but they need more attention and excersize than 90% of their owners can give them.

[THE FEZ MAN]

it was all really a shame, she was a beautiful dog, and not a "bad" dog just not suited for our neighborhood, i was one of the only men that she would even allow to pet her, i guess because i had no fear of her at all. i felt so bad for my neighbors daughters when they had to have her put down, but killing the other neighbors shitzu (who had actually bit every kid on the block) was the final straw.

[baluku]

I love Chino Kapone's sig pics. They always brighten my day.

...and good for you Fez Man.