Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 06/23/09 - All Aboard The Metro Tuesday!!

[English Gent]

Hello, shitflickers.

[Motor Head]

Morning cocksmokers!

[Motor Head]

http://lolpedo.com/pics/pedobear-walks-in-on-private-moment.jpg
Uncle Paul's Morning Hotness!

[Dre]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

Couldn't sleep for these past few hours, so I thought I'd post with you early risers-insomniacs-Brits. Well, Brits should be singular, but oh well.

[English Gent]

Another best of?

[Motor Head]

Oh NOES!!

[Dre]

Another best of?

No, I think they're back. They only took off yesterday so Opie could go to the US Open, which is over now, (as far as I know, I don't really follow professional golf). Plus, they don't usually do "Previously on O&A" before a Worst-Of. Yep, there it is, just heard it, LIVE!

[Motor Head]

http://www.moviestuffandmore.com/images/specialed.jpg
YEEEAAAHHHH YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!11111!!!!!111!!!!

Plaver, we have had quite enough.

[English Gent]

I really hope that Opie was one of the drunken asshole fans heckling the players yesterday.

[Trippy]

I really hope that Opie was one of the drunken asshole fans heckling the players yesterday.

Morning shit blowers!

That can be me this weekend at the Travellers tourney.




Only 3 more days till summer vacation!!!!!!

[Motor Head]

I heard a bunch of assholes kept shouting "ITS IN THE HOLE, ITS IN THE HOLE" - Carl from Caddyshack style.

[Dre]

HEY TIGER!

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z274/Caudill52779/Movies/JackassHappyGilmore.jpg

[dlang]

Hmmm, did anyone elses XMRO take forever to load?

[English Gent]

Look on the bright side: at least 'the communitay' hasn't latched on to golf, yet. It would be like going to a movie theater x 10.

[English Gent]

Fuck Phil Mickelson, the lefty faggot.

[dlang]

Look on the bright side: at least 'the communitay' hasn't latched on to golf, yet. It would be like going to a movie theater x 10.

OH LAWD, JESUS HELP TIGER SINK IT IN!!! WE GOT OBAMA NAOW, LET TIGER GET THE BALL IN!!!*tiger misses*NOOOOOO!!!! JESUS NO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY?! 400 YEARS AND NOW THIS!?!!

[English Gent]

OH LAWD, JESUS HELP TIGER SINK IT IN!!! WE GOT OBAMA NAOW, LET TIGER GET THE BALL IN!!!*tiger misses*NOOOOOO!!!! JESUS NO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY?! 400 YEARS AND NOW THIS!?!!

"This is your 40 acres, Tiger!!"

[Motor Head]

OH LAWD, JESUS HELP TIGER SINK IT IN!!! WE GOT OBAMA NAOW, LET TIGER GET THE BALL IN!!!*tiger misses*NOOOOOO!!!! JESUS NO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY?! 400 YEARS AND NOW THIS!?!!

I blames me the whiteman. Yessem, white devilz did done sumpin' to his clubs.

[dlang]

WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE PUT IT IN WITH THAT CHINESE GUY!!! Is that BJ Singh ****** black? He's Indian? Where the hell the dot? HEY! GET ME A SLURPEE MAN!

[Motor Head]

And now here comes a comment about us uncooth colonist from English Gent.

[Heather Height]

Good morning. We should have dropped a bomb while all the Long Island white trash was in one place. :D

[McGregor'sHelpr]

Where is the boy voted most likely to be entertaining on the radio?

[English Gent]

And now here comes a comment about us uncooth colonist from English Gent.

I'm actually embarrassed that you lot are descended from the English. Even the descendants of all the r@pists and murderers that we shipped off to Australia in the 18th and 19th centuries have more manners.

[Motor Head]

I'm actually embarrassed that you lot are descended from the English. Even the descendants of all the r@pists and murderers that we shipped off to Australia in the 18th and 19th centuries have more manners.

:icon_mrgr:icon_mrgr
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Blue Heeler]

I'm actually embarrassed that you lot are descended from the English. Even the descendants of all the r@pists and murderers that we shipped off to Australia in the 18th and 19th centuries have more manners.

Those English manners that forced the redcoats to line up perfectly in a row during battles worked out great, didn't it? :action-sm

[Motor Head]

Those English manners that forced the redcoats to line up perfectly in a row during battles worked out great, didn't it? :action-sm

All right lads, line up now. Okay now get ready to fire....oh dear. Okay second row line up, do a good job now lads....oh damn. Okay third row......

[English Gent]

Those English manners that forced the redcoats to line up perfectly in a row during battles worked out great, didn't it? :action-sm

Hey, one has to have standards.........

[Heather Height]

I'm actually embarrassed that you lot are descended from the English. Even the descendants of all the r@pists and murderers that we shipped off to Australia in the 18th and 19th centuries have more manners.

My relatives are from Germany.

[west milly tom]

Love divorce talk. Morning buddays.

[English Gent]

My relatives are from Germany.

Sorry about that.

[Motor Head]

My relatives are from Germany.

My relatives are Brits and Irishman. Atleast were not fucking Welsh.

[Heather Height]

Sorry about that.

Hey, at least they weren't pussies. :action-sm

[English Gent]

My relatives are Brits and Irishman. Atleast were not fucking Welsh.

Your relatives may be a mix of the impeccably-mannered and incurable alcoholics, but at least they're not leek-eating sheep-fuckers.

[Motor Head]

Hey, at least they weren't pussies. :action-sm
Yeah, well until the Americans show up. But I'm a fan of the era so I won't say nothing bad.

[west milly tom]

Who punched the lady boy?

[Motor Head]

Enough with the divorce talk. I have 10 more payments and my kid is paid for. An extra $700 per month for me to spend on NASCAR and semi-automatic weapons.

[Steam]

Don't worry, assholes, I'm here now.

[Heather Height]

Yeah, well until the Americans show up. But I'm a fan of the era so I won't say nothing bad.

Yeah, My very German grandfather occupied Germany as an American solder. He still gets mad about anti-Nazi propaganda. Said he never met a stupid Nazi.

[dlang]

Wasn't Jerry from Miami, but yeah my Mom ***** my Dad.

[English Gent]

Enough with the divorce talk. I have 10 more payments and my kid is paid for. An extra $700 per month for me to spend on NASCAR and semi-automatic weapons.

There's still time for the ex to petition for an extension of payments..........

[English Gent]

Anthony should've gone to this fella:

http://www.irintech.com/x1/images/jean/awesome_lawyer.jpg

[Steam]

Patrice loses his fresh appearance luster once he slips back into this man/woman rant.

We get it!

[Steam]

Edit: Double posting asshole.

[ddberry]

Enough with the divorce talk. I have 10 more payments and my kid is paid for. An extra $700 per month for me to spend on NASCAR and semi-automatic weapons.

$700 per month? Fuck, I should have petitioned for support from my dtrs father...but then again, you probably need one of them there jobs to earn that money.

[Heather Height]

There's still time for the ex to petition for an extension of payments..........

UG! I never did that to my exes. When I'm done I'm done. There is no amount of money that would make me want to be involved and dependent on someone I don't want to be with anymore. Its just as much my fault that it didn't work out, why should the man get punished?

Women piss me off!

[DonTheTrucker]

Ant moving his demo up? What's the world coming to?

[Steam]

About time Ant finally snapped about "useless drama".

[Steam]

Both Jennifer Aniston and Robin Meade are 40 and I'd gladly fuck them both.

[west milly tom]

Surrogate momz...lol

[west milly tom]

The male penguin cares for the egg

[DonTheTrucker]

Both Jennifer Aniston and Robin Meade are 40 and I'd gladly fuck them both.

19 year olds have better tits.

http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/0622092241a.jpg

Wow Patrice admitted loving his chick's kid as if it were his own. That's pretty deep stuff for this show. That part is always the worst when you break up with a chick though. You end up missing the kids more.

[English Gent]

Perez Hilton got exactly what was coming to him, especially after he called the guy a faggot to his face.

[English Gent]

You end up missing the kids more.

Fuck 'em, the snivelling, ungrateful little bastards. Shooting's too good for them.

[KNUCKLEUP]

ksdfbjhglQWNG.WBHNW.

[English Gent]

ksdfbjhglQWNG.WBHNW.

That's probably the most insightful comment that you've ever made on wackbag.

[DonTheTrucker]

Perez Hilton got exactly what was coming to him, especially after he called the guy a faggot to his face.

The sad thing is that someone will get arrested for this. People can't just settle their differences like men now. I bet that cocksucker gets it bumped up to a "hate crime".

[Steam]

Martha Quinn tells us that with the new iPhone app we can carry around the original MTV VJs with us all the time. So are we liable for lugging around JJ Jackson?


19 year olds have better tits.

http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/0622092241a.jpg


Robin Meade's tits are fucking spectacular.

[steve500]

What a fitting commercial... I was just listening to a 2005 episode of the show, and Ant was going off on how much of a ripoff those inventor help services are...

[DonTheTrucker]

Fuck 'em, the snivelling, ungrateful little bastards. Shooting's too good for them.

Normally I'd agree, but once in a while exceptions can be made.

[DonTheTrucker]

What the fuck? No mms still? Fuck AT&T.

[Steam]

What the fuck? No mms still? Fuck AT&T.

It is pretty fucking ponderous.

[DonTheTrucker]

Patrice has a point. EBay and craigslist aren't filled with people trying to sell broken BlackBerrys.

[Poopjuice]

I'm giving it until 8am for them to quit babbling about the fucking iPhone and actually do a show; Opie is turning into this show's "hole".

[DonTheTrucker]

Sam fucking rules.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm giving it until 8am for them to quit babbling about the fucking iPhone and actually do a show; Opie is turning into this show's "hole".

Perhaps you should call in with your ultimatum. Maybe suggest they do AIDS jokes or something.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i want an iphone because any time i have a conversation i want to look something up.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/09/evolution_bberry.jpg

[Stig]

Sam fucking rules.

I'm a big fan. Mornin' Folks. :action-sm

[Dre]

Back.

iPhone rules. Blackberry is for queers.

[English Gent]

http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/09/evolution_bberry.jpg

Patrice still has the really old blackberry?

[DonTheTrucker]

Patrice still has the really old blackberry?

Whichever one Metro PCS sells.

[Poopjuice]

Perhaps you should call in with your ultimatum. Maybe suggest they do AIDS jokes or something.

I'll gladly listen to the most tired AIDS jokes or any "worst of" show over this morning's edition of "Attack of the Show"

[DonTheTrucker]

I'll gladly listen to the most tired AIDS jokes or any "worst of" show over this morning's edition of "Attack of the Show"

Howard probably has a porn star on. Perhaps you'd prefer that.

[English Gent]

Glass houses, Perez...........

[Stig]

Why doesn't some rapper shoot Perez Hilton? What a pathetic faggot.

[Stig]

Patrice still has the really old blackberry?

He can usually be seen with a banana.

[DonTheTrucker]

I think I'm going to buy a Black Eyed Peas album to support the guy who beat the shit out of this faggot. I guess my kid would like the CD. Or I could use another drink coaster.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i'm surprised he hasn't been hit before.

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wenn-jsimps.jpg

[Poopjuice]

Howard probably has a porn star on. Perhaps you'd prefer that.

I just enjoy them talking about new subjects (like they are now), which is certainly more original than the iPhone stuff or your "think of something tired and undesirable to listen to and suggest it" replies.

[nataskaos]

2 pages already?
good morning kids!

[Stig]

I get as sick as anybody of rappers babbling about "Respect." If you album sucks, it sucks.
But how long did that faggot think he could go without getting popped for insulting people?

[DonTheTrucker]

The worst thing you can call a man.

[Dre]

Perez called "Will.I.Am" a fag? That's a case of the pot calling the kettle Black....and a queer.

[Heather Height]

Patrice still has the really old blackberry?

And he always will be the one with the really old blackberry, no matter what he does with his life. He could have a police uniform on and he will still just be the one with the really old blackberry with the police uniform on.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I have a feeling that wasn't the first time he put his finger tips somewhere and they came back with blood on them after something hurt him.

[DonTheTrucker]

i'm surprised he hasn't been hit before.

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wenn-jsimps.jpg

Leave Britney alone!

She actually looks good these days.

[Poopjuice]

Perez Hilton vs. Black Eyed Peas; whoever loses, we win.

[Stig]

He's thinking about putting that mic in his ass.
http://www.usnews.com/dbimages/master/9062/FE_PR_090121freshgreens.jpg

[Dre]

Patrice still has the really old blackberry?

Well, you know, blacker the berry.....

[Stig]

Real rappers shoot each other. The Black Eyed Peas get into a slap fight.

[English Gent]

Will.I.Am is my new hero.

[KNUCKLEUP]

"someone came up and said 'BA BA BOOEY' IN MY FACE!!!"

:haha7:

[KNUCKLEUP]

Leave Britney alone!

She actually looks good these days.

that's actually jessica simpson.

[Dre]

Real rappers shoot each other. The Black Eyed Peas get into a slap fight.

It is sort of a band for children. I expect no more, no less.

[DonTheTrucker]

that's actually jessica simpson.

No wonder she looked so good.

[Stig]

It is sort of a band for children. I expect no more, no less.

I'm so sick of seeing them in commercials, doing their stupid dance moves, leaning into the camera and mugging.
Seriously, look at these assholes:
http://www.wikimusicguide.com/images/a/a2/Black-Eyed-Peas.jpg

[Dre]

This man..woman...thing needs to be beaten to death:

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2009/05/09/16290034sh6.jpg

[Stig]

There's nothing in the news about Ed McMahon.

[DonTheTrucker]

This man..woman...thing needs to be beaten to death:

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2009/05/09/16290034sh6.jpg

That's just mean. Fez has nothing to do with this.

[Stig]

Homeless Shopping Spree?

This man..woman...thing needs to be beaten to death:

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2009/05/09/16290034sh6.jpg

[nataskaos]

fucking hilarious,

[Dre]

Hahahhahahaha Fez.

[English Gent]

Ha ha ha!! I genuinely didn't clue in that it was Fez at first.

[Heather Height]

I'm so sick of seeing them in commercials, doing their stupid dance moves, leaning into the camera and mugging.
Seriously, look at these assholes:
http://www.wikimusicguide.com/images/a/a2/Black-Eyed-Peas.jpg

They look like the Village people, only more clown-like.

[nataskaos]

you know that the entire R&F show is going to be fez crying about the boys playing a clip of him crying now. thanks guys.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
That was the first audio of Ron and Fez I ever heard.
pre XM R&F

[Wilmington WOW]

you know that the entire R&F show is going to be fez crying about the boys paying a clip of him crying now. thanks guys.

They are both on XM
I don't think they will have to pay for the clip ;)


(too slow :action-sm)

[Yepper]

Why Patrice again and again and again? He takes over and never lets up!

[English Gent]

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead............

[nataskaos]

They are both on XM
I don't think they will have to pay for the clip ;)


(too slow :action-sm)

ASSHOLE!

very nice work.

[Stig]

you know that the entire R&F show is going to be fez crying about the boys playing a clip of him crying now. thanks guys.

At least now they know what to make Fez cry about today. Should make writing the script for today's show much easier.

[nataskaos]

Why Patrice again and again and again? He takes over and never lets up!

he's funny.

[Dre]

Perez?

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpButhMarsellus.jpg

[Stig]

Opie thought he had the line of the day there. Poor bastard.

[nataskaos]

Opie thought he had the line of the day there. Poor bastard.

yeah. I felt bad for him after he delivered that lulu of a dud.

[steve500]

Stupid bitch, it's "prescriptions"... no one reads it "R-x".

[steve500]

I'm so sick of seeing them in commercials, doing their stupid dance moves, leaning into the camera and mugging.
Seriously, look at these assholes:
http://www.wikimusicguide.com/images/a/a2/Black-Eyed-Peas.jpg

Will.I.Am should have had his hologram finish him off...

http://www.yameenmusic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/will-i-am-hologram-cnn.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

What's different about 30 Rock? Everything they do has been done better by Larry Sanders and Extras.

[Dre]

I prefer the short version:

4GjNSUatTc4

[nataskaos]

Passion of the Christ stinks.

[Dre]

The Hangover ruled. Comedians will obviously be hard on it, but it was hysterical. Tropic Thunder was amazing as well.

[Chester'sLiver]

holy shit Patrice.. The Heartbreak Kid was the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. It was awful... Tropic Thunder was ok but I didn't find it that funny.. The Hangover was great..

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Tropic Thunder had it's moments.

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:_an72ph-wGtfZM:http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/Carnac.jpg

Carnac: ((Cough cough))

[Chester'sLiver]

Tyson was in the hangover for like 10 minutes. Zack GALLLAFANAKAISANSASAS$#DAS stole that movie..

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[nataskaos]

I hate to admit that patrice is right, but he is right.
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/domestic/mpaa.htm

[thereturn]

God tropic thunder was terrible, I just dont understand why people say it was so funny, it was turned off when we watched it. Painful to watch.


The Hangover was hilarious.

[Stig]

I can't work up any enthusiasm for "Up."

[Stig]

Morning all.

IS it?

[Dre]

The Taking of Pelham 123 from the 1970s RULED! Walter Matthau and Robert Shaw are great in it.

[Stig]

Todd Bridges ruled on Celebrity Wrestling.
I'd like to see that poor bastard have a comeback.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I thought Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller were supposed to be in a Hardy Boys movie.

Todd Bridges...I'd sooner back River Phoenix making a comeback.

[cokelogic]

First off: http://www.wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar16950_264.gif This is awesome.

I can't work up any enthusiasm for "Up."It's not as good as Nemo or Wall-e, I put it on par with Cars. It's worth seeing, but you will get misty eyed.

[DonTheTrucker]

I can't work up any enthusiasm for "Up."

Of course not. You're an adult.

[nataskaos]

I though Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller were supposed to be in a Hardy Boys movie.

Todd Bridges...I'd sooner back River Phoenix making a comeback.

If you know puppetry, you could make a killing.

[nataskaos]

It's not as good as Nemo or Wall-e, I put it on par with Cars. It's worth seeing, but you will get misty eyed.


I fucking LOVE Wall-e. seriously. something about that film.

[Dre]

God tropic thunder was terrible, I just dont understand why people say it was so funny, it was turned off when we watched it. Painful to watch.


The Hangover was hilarious.

You don't necessarily have to be laughing out loud and pissing yourself for a film to be "funny", or "hilarious". It was a brutal satire of all the douches in Hollywood and it had a lot of good racial humor. Satire if done well is hysterical, you just won't always find yourself laughing out loud hysterically.

I can't work up any enthusiasm for "Up."

I couldn't either, yet I watched it. Thought I would hate it, but I really dug it. Well animated, and a good kids flick. Dealt with more serious issues than kids shitting their pants and other typical stuff like that. It was obviously a kids movie, but it was really well done. Pixar makes some of the only modern kids films I can tolerate. Wall-E was much better though. Wall-E is in the top 5 Pixar films ever for me.

[Wilmington WOW]

I hate that phrase "It's a work"

jesus, it is said a lot on 202

[cokelogic]

Of course not. You're an adult.
It's a movie made by adults. Do you think children run Pixar?

[Stig]

First off: http://www.wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar16950_264.gif This is awesome.

It's not as good as Nemo or Wall-e, I put it on par with Cars. It's worth seeing, but you will get misty eyed.

A) Thank you, sir!
B)That's just the cataracts.

[Stig]

I fucking LOVE Wall-e. seriously. something about that film.

I do, too. I don't think I've ever seen a bad Pixar film.

[DonTheTrucker]

Kate Goselin is a cunt and needs to die. Please, some psychopath kill her.

[Dre]

A) Thank you, sir!
B)That's just the cataracts.

Where did you find that picture? I love it.

[Wilmington WOW]

I hate the new internet explorer
It automatically creates a new page for bing
and when you click on - home page - it changes your 2nd page to bing

[Dre]

I hate the new internet explorer
It automatically creates a new page for bing
and when you click on - home page - it changes your 2nd page to bing

http://www.graphiceyedea.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/firefox_eat_ie.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

It's a movie made by adults. Do you think children run Pixar?

Children don't make Barbie dolls and My Little Pony either.

[DonTheTrucker]

http://www.graphiceyedea.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/firefox_eat_ie.jpg

Exactly. Who uses IE or Safari?

[Stig]

Where did you find that picture? I love it.

The Internet.


















:rolleyes:

[Wilmington WOW]

opie, you should have yelled


"do it for johnny!"

[Wilmington WOW]

who watches this shit?

[Reaper G]

From what I've heard about last night's show, I'm glad I missed it.

[DonTheTrucker]

who watches this shit?

Everybody.


Ten years ago.

[nataskaos]

this is the reason I stopped watching wrestling (well, that and stone cold, the rock and the other good wrestlers left.)
all they fucking do is talk anymore.

[Dre]

Last time I checked, wrestling has always blown.

[Reaper G]

Rock and Austin did pretty much nothing but talk.

[Reaper G]

Last time I checked, wrestling has always blown.

Since Rick Steamboat retired, anyway.

[samurai]

How many fingers old is Sam?

[Wilmington WOW]

Last time I checked, wrestling has always blown.

this
never was funny or interesting

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I don't know guys....this wrestling thing seems somewhat disingenuous....Die

[English Gent]

Wrestling is just really shitty theater for rednecks and retards.

[DonTheTrucker]

Patrice was a writer for WWE and can't follow the story? That's not good.

[Reaper G]

Wrestling is just really shitty theater for rednecks and retards.

They have rednecks and retards in Japan?

[cokelogic]

Vince is yelling "shut up" at the crowd like Ant on Jimmy Fallon.

[DonTheTrucker]

Please. Let Patrice blow up the interview with the porn whore.

[English Gent]

They have rednecks and retards in Japan?

They do, but they call them 'lednecks' and 'letards' there.

[Wilmington WOW]

Dan Gable is shaking his head

http://students.ithaca.edu/~bwolfe1/lab3/images/gable.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Dan Gable is shaking his head

http://students.ithaca.edu/~bwolfe1/lab3/images/gable.jpg

Speaking of insane billionaires..

Or was it another Gable that DuPont shot?

[cokelogic]

My official statement is that wrestling is dumb, but I can't get enough of what Vince is up to. All his stunts always fall through, it's funny.

[cokelogic]

http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/dragonballzcentral_1948_321641230.jpg
Classic

[Wilmington WOW]

Speaking of insane billionaires..

Or was it another Gable that DuPont shot?

John dupont shot Dave Schultz in 1996
wow time flys

[Reaper G]

And that is why I prefer puroresu and Ring of Honor. Hell, the usual ECW and Smackdown are better.

[DonTheTrucker]

"and then what happens?"

A boring whore grinds the show to a halt.

[IMan]

This girl did nothing but blow Howard yesterday about how hes the perfect guy for her and shit....shes horrible

[nataskaos]

Heather Vandeven is a good egg.

http://www.heathervandeven.info/penthouse/see-through-lingerie/heather-vandeven-21.jpg

[Stig]

http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/dragonballzcentral_1948_321641230.jpg
Classic

Wow. Vince has had some work done.
Are ALL of his joints artificial??? :icon_eek:

[DonTheTrucker]

Seriously, does anyone actually like when these chicks are on? Even when they made one cry, I would rather hear them bash the iPhone.

[Wilmington WOW]

And that is why I prefer puroresu and Ring of Honor. Hell, the usual ECW and Smackdown are better.

really?
tell us more







same shit, different color
:action-sm

[cokelogic]

BTW, what ever happened to the best she-male contest? Jimmy brought it up a while back.

[nataskaos]

Seriously, does anyone actually like when these chicks are on? Even when they made one cry, I would rather hear them bash the iPhone.

I don't mind, so long as they DO something.

[Chester'sLiver]

BTW, what ever happened to the best she-male contest? Jimmy brought it up a while back.

maybe they heard Hoo Hoo did that recently and they didn't want to look like they were copying him..

[samurai]

Seriously, does anyone actually like when these chicks are on? Even when they made one cry, I would rather hear them bash the iPhone.

You can use my reserve chute. I punched out 25 minutes ago.
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=62973&rendTypeId=4

[nataskaos]

now this is good shit. I LOVE a confrontation.

[nataskaos]

kenny is really pissed off. wow!

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm with Kenny. The only thing worse than whores in studio is their male "friends" aka "sponsors".

[English Gent]

This is a great way to get guests.

[Stig]

Kenny should be fired for mouthing off to the guests on the air.

[nataskaos]

"where's the ass part?"

"Underneath".

awesome.

[IMan]

Kenny should be applauded for probably creating the most interesting moment in the interview

[DonTheTrucker]

Kenny should be fired for mouthing off to the guests on the air.

He should be promoted for getting rid of the Penthouse leeches.

[Dre]

He should be promoted for getting rid of the Penthouse leeches.

Truth. Screw them. Kenny rules!

[nataskaos]

maybe Jose will sing happy birthday to her.
yeesh.

[Heather Height]

I take a vacation from the porn shop and I have to listen to them talk about products that we sell.

[Stig]

Wait... I'm getting serious deja-vu here. Is this a glitch in the Matrix, or is this a worst-of?

[nataskaos]

Jose is half a fag.

[Stig]

I take a vacation from the porn shop and I have to listen to them talk about products that we sell.

How is the cyberskin, anyway?

[Dre]

To this Jose:

http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/initiatives/posters/images/quiet-faggot.jpg

[JasonDelaney]

what a homo

[Heather Height]

How is the cyberskin, anyway?

Its fuckin awesome!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

What's the deal with a fragmented sentences interrupted with ‘Hey’…’Wow’…’Cool’…..’Check it out’ .

It's a good thing he's job doesn't require communication.

[cokelogic]

I wipe my jizzy dick off on socks, but I don't find them sexy.

[Wilmington WOW]

Is Ant going to think he has a chance and start flirting with this whore?


lib lib

[cokelogic]

"she's a piece of garbage" -Patrice :haha7:

[nataskaos]

Fuck yeah. Love Patrice.

[DonTheTrucker]

She likes black dress socks because rich men wear them, and rich men give her free stuff.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha

"This chick get Horny watching an old white leg with a black sock."

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.simonblaise.com/images/-dsc0068_3y1x.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

God bless Patrice for being a big mouthed asterisk. Talking over everyone saved this bit.

And as soon as he stops talking, she starts plugging.

[Wilmington WOW]

douche

http://www.simonblaise.com/images/-dsc0159__3__kllc.jpg

[Stig]

Someone kill this douchebag.

[Dre]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/1/128753135826679408.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

If you have to be taught to be dominating and/or confident then you're niether and won't really ever be.

[Wilmington WOW]

holy shit
The Homer booooo made me really laugh.

[DonTheTrucker]

If you have to be taught to be dominating and/or confident then you're niether and won't really ever be.

Exactly. Its not that hard to throw a chick down and show her who's boss.

[Stig]

http://www.supershallow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/heater_vandeven_2.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

"I'm a Virgo..."

She hasn't been a virg- anything since she was 8.

[TheLittlerJimmy]

Ant is in love.

[Wilmington WOW]

white guys?
black guys would love to get this

[nataskaos]

I bet that it isn't interesting.
NO ONE WHO HAS AN INTERESTING STORY HAS TO SAY "THIS IS AN INTERESTING STORY!"

sorry.

[cokelogic]

Dammit! Patrice couldn't word a perfectly obvious 'Church Sex' joke. FAIL!

[DonTheTrucker]

That's not nasty OR interesting. Church sex is hack.

[Stig]

Ant is in love.

Actually, so am I. :rolleyes:

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Heather Vandeven is a good egg.

http://www.heathervandeven.info/penthouse/see-through-lingerie/heather-vandeven-21.jpg
What was the picture of?

[DonTheTrucker]

Your address is on your checks, Ant. That's the only way.

[nataskaos]

What was the picture of?

god damnit.
her.
and her vagina.

[DonTheTrucker]

No one is in the army for a "number of years". Lying cunt.

[nataskaos]

that was funny?
please have this bitch squirt and shut her the fuck up.

[Stig]

What was the picture of?

Hit quote.
Copy address.
Paste into address line.
Fap.

[CousinDave]

Wait, did she say Michael Bay is a great director?

[Dre]

Wait, did she say Michael Bay is a great director?

That's a blatant lie if she did. Or if anyone says it for that matter.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

DAMN IT!!!...MORE VISUAL STUMILIZATION....HE HAVE NO SCRIPT PEOPLE.....MORE VISUAL STUMILI!!!!!
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Michael%20Bay.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

please have this bitch squirt

From the jugular.

[Dre]

DAMN IT!!!...MORE VISUAL STUMILIZATION....HE HAVE NO SCRIPT PEOPLE.....MORE VISUAL STUMILI!!!!!
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Michael%20Bay.jpg

:clap:
:clap: :clap:
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

From the jugular.

:haha7:

[Heather Height]

Gotta go enjoy this day before it rains again.

Bye guys!

[Stig]

Hey, Fuck-o's.

[DocSavage]

here we go...again.

[loganfield]

Knickers...

[Stig]

Heckling at golf... I blame the blacks.

[DocSavage]

YOoooouuu Da MAN!

[samurai]

Hey, Fuck-o's.

That's my favorite cereal...along with Grape Nuts.


The need to start a chant that no one else wants to participate in must be a Hughes family trait.

[Wilmington WOW]

ya know they invented the game, they called it Goff without the L

http://thestockmasters.com/images/judge-smails-hat.gif

[LiddyRules]

Who said Michael Bay was a great director other than 80% of the posters on this site?

[DocSavage]

That's my favorite cereal...along with Grape Nuts.


The need to start a chant that no one else wants to participate in must be a Hughes family trait.

Walked by an Apple store the other night and wanted to start the "Apple Fags chant" thanks to Opie

[Stig]

That's my favorite cereal...along with Grape Nuts.


The need to start a chant that no one else wants to participate in must be a Hughes family trait.

Are your favorite bits the little chocolate starfish?

[samurai]

Are your favorite bits the little chocolate starfish?

No, the red lumps. They taste like lil' pennies.

The starfish are more of a late night snack.

[CousinDave]

when you get married you agree to these terms if you get divorced

[Wilmington WOW]

I gotta think the attorney for the wife will be able to get around that little deal.
I am sure future earnings will be apart of the divorce settlement.

[CousinDave]

I gotta think the attorney for the wife will be able to get around that little deal.
I am sure future earnings will be apart of the divorce settlement.


its also the type of thing a judge will penalize you for

[Paux Fas]

hahahaha Patrice with the Jim Sokolov

[Paux Fas]

What exactly is Patrice getting at here.

[Wilmington WOW]

hmm ant is moving up in age

[IMan]

So did the girl in the closet....find a 23, 24, 25 year old in the closet?

[Paux Fas]

Patrice shut up and let Ant talk.

[Wilmington WOW]

So did the girl in the closet....find a 23, 24, 25 year old in the closet?

:clap:

[Wilmington WOW]

opie and the 40 yr old at the golf club

http://videodetective.com/photos/155/006543_19.jpg

[loganfield]

Sam laughes like a small girl.

[Paux Fas]

wow I hate this guy.

And Sam's act is getting really tired.

[Paux Fas]

ok what was that site again? :D

[Motor Head]

There's still time for the ex to petition for an extension of payments..........

Nebraska - No support past the age of 19 unless there was a previous agreement at the time the marriage was disolved. Nebraska Supreme court Zetterman vs. Zetterman (1994). My divorce paperwork says 19 and I'm done.

But thanks for sending a wave of panic through me that had me scurry to no less then 4 websites to check the law. Crumpet eating douche.:action-sm